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Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for ask the CLO chief

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Speaker 1: Love Officer, the Close Steve Harvey and your love questions.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: This one is from Honey and Queens Honeywrights two years ago,

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Speaker 1: I had a hip replacement. I had hip replacement surgery,

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Speaker 1: and I'm still using it as an excuse to keep

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Speaker 1: my husband away from me at night. He eventually stopped

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Speaker 1: pressing me for sex, and now he doesn't come to

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Speaker 1: bed till late at night. Instead, he sits out back

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Speaker 1: and smokes cigars. Last night, I looked for him and

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Speaker 1: his car wasn't there. I called him and he said

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Speaker 1: he was watching the game with his brother. I wanted

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Speaker 1: to call his brother to verify his story, but the

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Speaker 1: background was quiet. Should I trust my husband or did

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Speaker 1: he lie?

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Speaker 2: No? No, he probably didn't lie. So let's talk about

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Speaker 2: this four minutes.

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Speaker 3: See, because just sarelate about your hust Let's be real.

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Speaker 3: Is you freaking this hip? Is you with this fake

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Speaker 3: hip injury? Now you ain't got your hip replace? So

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Speaker 3: I know you're old. So now you don't got your

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Speaker 3: hip replace because that ain't a twenty year old problem.

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Speaker 3: You got your hip replace because your ass mess around fail.

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Speaker 3: So you didn't have your little panic alert butt on

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Speaker 3: to help our fallings. And I can't get up, so

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Speaker 3: you laid there, and now you got to get the

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Speaker 3: whole damn hip replace. Now you don't want your husband

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Speaker 3: touching you at night, and so you done kept the

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Speaker 3: lie going you lines. Let's not turn this into is

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Speaker 3: your husband lying? You've been lied to your husband about

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Speaker 3: your hip injury. This is your line. So now your

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Speaker 3: husband been sitting in the backyard smoked cigar. Now you

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Speaker 3: go out there one night in the car and there

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Speaker 3: how long it's been since you had sex with your hugs?

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Speaker 3: And what you want him to do because he knows

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Speaker 3: your hip. Don't take that damn long because he was

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Speaker 3: a doctor's office with you, and he don't want your

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Speaker 3: help anyway.

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Speaker 2: So now of.

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Speaker 3: Course wrong with everything else, because well I'll stay on

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Speaker 3: the front side. We even got to go over there

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Speaker 3: with a hip back because what I want is not

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Speaker 3: your help.

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Speaker 2: Now what's up? So is he at your brother's house?

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Speaker 3: Probably should you call hell now because you started this lie?

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Speaker 2: So this lie only not Hell, honey.

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Speaker 1: Honey, out of Queen's Moving on to Ian in Saint Louis,

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Speaker 1: I says I took my girlfriend to Vegas for her

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Speaker 1: birthday and scheduled her a spa day. I gambled, then

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Speaker 1: went to the pool to relax and have a drink.

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Speaker 1: I was being sociable with two peuties and they said

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Speaker 1: they had edibles in their room, so we went up there.

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Speaker 1: I stayed in there for or for four hours straight,

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Speaker 1: and the three of us pleasured each other. I felt

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Speaker 1: so bad about how I did my girlfriend on her

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Speaker 1: birthday trip. I planned to marry this woman, but my

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Speaker 1: conscience is eating me up. I know that I can't

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Speaker 1: confess what I did, So how do I get past this?

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Speaker 2: So let me something. Dog? If you know you can't

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Speaker 2: confess what you did, what is you writing a swarm?

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Speaker 3: No, you can't run the risk of one of her

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Speaker 3: friends seeing this and talking about Wait, man, didn't I

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Speaker 3: Dmitria has taken you out of your birthday? And when

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Speaker 3: he listen and all this and then you come to

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Speaker 3: couldn't find him? Girl, He was upstairs eating edibles in

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Speaker 3: a room with two girls and they were pleasuring each other.

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Speaker 2: Hold up, dog, dog, listen to me. We all make.

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Speaker 3: Mistakes, everybody. Don't you walk your ass in there and

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Speaker 3: have no moment where you got to get this off

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Speaker 3: your chest? This is you've heard the statement cad to

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Speaker 3: your grave. This is a take it to your grave moment.

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Speaker 3: I thank you stupid for writing this damn letter myself personally.

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Speaker 3: Now this is you a young ass student because you

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Speaker 3: done yes?

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Speaker 2: Oh yes? Did he say how all he was?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: But he did say he in in is Saint Louis?

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Speaker 2: How many ends there? What he put his name into?

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Speaker 1: Dam And why is this bodying his thathing?

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Speaker 3: It wasn't bothering you when you was eating brownies and

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Speaker 3: all the gum dropping and all this hell, wasn't nothing

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Speaker 3: bothering you. Wasn't nothing bothering you when they was up

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Speaker 3: there pleasuring each other. Dog, what happens in Vegas stays

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Speaker 3: in fags.

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Speaker 2: They created that another Vegas six times and years. Do

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Speaker 2: you know the thing that I've done in Vegas? I

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Speaker 2: can't repeat your.

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Speaker 3: Say for you man, No wonder the igland ass moment

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Speaker 3: you're trying to eat past it.

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Speaker 2: You passed it. Vegas ain't for amateur cy.

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Speaker 3: It all right, that's say what you need to do.

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Speaker 3: You can't take your hands back out there. I used

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Speaker 3: to go out to Vegas expecting that you went out there.

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Speaker 2: That just happened. I went out there, fought.

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Speaker 3: She got different dudes right now, No, I know what

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Speaker 3: this is out here. I don't believe mole stuff can

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Speaker 3: happen to you in Vegas. Sitting up in here, man,

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Speaker 3: till you fit to have something? How do you get

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Speaker 3: past it?

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Speaker 2: You it's in your past.

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Speaker 1: They don't call it sin city for.

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Speaker 2: Nothing, that's sure. I don't think he understands how many

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Speaker 2: of us have a bag we can to our grave

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Speaker 2: that's full of stuff. You know how big that much load?

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Speaker 3: I got Turman, I got a slave behind it.

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Speaker 2: I got a drunk load. You that not.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now. I look, man, my bag.

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Speaker 3: You don't even understand. It's stable, it's so, it's stitched,

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Speaker 3: it's clowned, it's gorilla glue. You get in this bag,

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Speaker 3: my bag, don't move. Let me give you some advice.

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Speaker 3: Don't take your ass back there by the bay.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I'm asking a question. Hey, come all.

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Speaker 1: Right, all right? And Virginia Beach says, I'm dating a

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Speaker 1: new guy. And we met at a football game. He

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Speaker 1: had on a baseball cap, so I couldn't see his hair,

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Speaker 1: but I did see his big smile and grayish blue eyes.

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Speaker 1: On our first date, I got to see his hair

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Speaker 1: for the first time. It was shiny, wet and jet black.

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Speaker 1: His baby hair was pulled out and it looked like

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Speaker 1: a Jerry curl. I asked him what he'd done to

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Speaker 1: get his hair like that, and he said, it's natural.

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Speaker 1: It's only it's the only flaw he has so far.

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Speaker 1: So how can I encourage him to fix it?

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Speaker 2: Fixed?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: I don't know?

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Speaker 3: First of all, the three of us on this show

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Speaker 3: don't have half ball.

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Speaker 2: The three comedians don't have hair.

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Speaker 3: The fourth comedian is closing in on us on his

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Speaker 3: way over here, could be any months there. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 3: just waiting on him like he on zoom right now

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Speaker 3: and he's all forehead, here's hairline back then where his

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Speaker 3: head set is at. Wow, we can't wait till he

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Speaker 3: gets here. We were in the fight. We we already

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Speaker 3: know that's how it starts.

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Speaker 2: Two us. I'm just look, he got a lot look

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Speaker 2: at his forehead. I'm just telling you all, it's just okay,

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Speaker 2: you back up, I'll back up. Let her show you something.

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Speaker 3: All right, straight forward and in angle. We can't see

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Speaker 3: the front of your hairline.

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Speaker 2: It's happening.

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