Speaker 1: We're back.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back. And Scott's pretending like we haven't done three
Speaker 1: episodes in a row, so we changed his shirt.
Speaker 2: I'm not pretending today is February first. Cool if the
Speaker 2: first day of February New close.
Speaker 1: New month is today the Groundhog Day?
Speaker 2: No, it's not. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I thought the wood Chuck goes to the groundhog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the groundhog and he's in a zoo and they take
Speaker 1: him out and there's a shadow.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, new one. Yeah. There's so much new cereal
Speaker 2: on the horizon and so much new cereal that is here,
Speaker 2: And seriously, we can go on this entire year with
Speaker 2: new cereal and I cannot wait.
Speaker 1: Who was I asked by the other day, Oh Diamond
Speaker 1: or executive producer of the show? Who Diamond the executive
Speaker 1: producer of our show? Okay, she actually asked. She's like,
Speaker 1: there's no way that you could be doing this for
Speaker 1: a whole another year, And I said, Scott is very
Speaker 1: confident that this could last for the rest of eternity.
Speaker 2: Do you have that thing called Instagram? I mean, have
Speaker 2: you checked it lately? There's so much new cereal that's
Speaker 2: out and about.
Speaker 1: I don't you know.
Speaker 2: No, you don't follow cereal anything because you're just along
Speaker 2: for the ride. I know. This is Serial Killers episode
Speaker 2: one sixty four. It's the Cereal Podcast where we think
Speaker 2: inside the box, unless it's a bag, but usually a box.
Speaker 1: Also, we are no longer taking submissions of cereal from
Speaker 1: South Korea.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, unless it's some other flavor than onion.
Speaker 1: I don't trust anything anymore.
Speaker 2: But yeah, last week that was just terrible, disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you probably still have a gam in your teeth from
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 1: It's not last week, Scott. It was literally five minutes
Speaker 1: after I had it, and we are just jumping into
Speaker 1: this next one as if it didn't happen. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to slat eat onions and it's still as nasty
Speaker 1: and I'm still having some issues.
Speaker 2: I will not allow you to make a mockery of
Speaker 2: our scheduling. Okay, this is a new week, a new show,
Speaker 2: a new month.
Speaker 1: Did you notice that people really want a Friday bull Chat?
Speaker 2: No one person said yeah.
Speaker 1: No, multiple people. Everyone's happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. All right, so let me go
Speaker 2: down to the cereal sack for the next new Cereal.
Speaker 1: Bull Chat Fridays are coming soon. Everyone.
Speaker 2: It's another new cereal from Post. No, it's not another
Speaker 2: guy smoking to bull chat.
Speaker 1: I'm Andrew.
Speaker 2: That doesn't even make any sense. What's bull chat if
Speaker 2: we're not gonna eat cereals?
Speaker 1: Because we're just going to be like, Hey, Scott, what
Speaker 1: old show do you have to bring to me today? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, this was the show in the seventies that
Speaker 1: I liked, and then we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2: I wasn't really even alive in the seventies.
Speaker 1: Okay, so then this show came out in the eighties
Speaker 1: and I loved it.
Speaker 2: Well, this show was partially in the seventies and the.
Speaker 1: Eighties again, Princeford Show.
Speaker 2: Well you brought it up. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying chat we'd get to, you know, discuss
Speaker 1: about things, talk about things.
Speaker 2: I would much rather eat cereal. So I'm going down
Speaker 2: to the cereal sacke. It's another brand new one from Post.
Speaker 2: This one available at Costco.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it in the regular stores yet, just
Speaker 2: in the big boxes right and post It tweeted about
Speaker 2: it or instagrammed about it a few weeks ago, and
Speaker 2: I found it. I was very excited. So I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna go ahead and grab it. Great. Oh, it's such
Speaker 2: a big box. It's Premiere protein from Post.
Speaker 1: Don't they make the shake?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I think they have these shakes? Yeah,
Speaker 2: look there it is. See.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so shakes are delicious.
Speaker 2: Well hopefully they're cereal is just as good. Now. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's a giant bag or two bags
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go too.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It doesn't say two bads.
Speaker 1: Let's take bets.
Speaker 2: I think it's one giant bag.
Speaker 1: I think it's two bags. I'll bet you a scoop
Speaker 1: of onion cereal. Hmm.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if I'm gonna take that bet, but
Speaker 2: I should.
Speaker 1: Because you're looking for the thing that says one bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't say it anywhere. I think I'm gonna
Speaker 2: take that bet. What do you think I don't want
Speaker 2: to eat the onion cereal, then recind it.
Speaker 1: But what if it's too bad?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. If it's two bags, then you
Speaker 2: get to feed me some crappy, dank cereal from the shelf.
Speaker 2: And if it's one bag, I get to do the
Speaker 2: same to you. But not onions, not onion. It cannot
Speaker 2: be onion. It's got to be some stale crap from
Speaker 2: the show. I'm alright, ready, here we go, Premiere protein
Speaker 2: mixed berry almond cereal. That's why I thought it was
Speaker 2: going to be good. It looks like there's strawberries and
Speaker 2: raspberries in here, along with almonds and flakes.
Speaker 1: Yay, come on, two bags.
Speaker 2: Damn it. Hah.
Speaker 1: And I kept my fingers crossed, and I made the
Speaker 1: promise onion cereal. It is no I kept my fingers
Speaker 1: crossed during that whole promise.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. You're recorded saying it doesn't have to
Speaker 2: be onion cereal and I'm not.
Speaker 1: But my fingers were crossed.
Speaker 2: I really don't care. Look there's lots of raspberry dust
Speaker 2: on the bottom and one burnt flake right there. It's burnt. Look,
Speaker 2: I just flipped it over. I didn't have to shake
Speaker 2: because now all the berries are on the top.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to look for a bad cereal for you. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'll be kind. I won't do this to you.
Speaker 2: The kind cereals were not that good. If you don't
Speaker 2: do it to me, I'm gonna do it to you.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I'm just taking the high road. You're
Speaker 1: such a good boy, Andy, Thank you, Scott.
Speaker 2: My mom would say you're a good boy.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just soy soy, soys Soy is a bad boy boy.
Speaker 2: Why well, because he jumped up on the table last
Speaker 2: night and tried to take Amy's chicken wing. Oh gosh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like and we were right there.
Speaker 1: He didn't.
Speaker 2: He just has balls of steel. He doesn't. He doesn't
Speaker 2: have any. Actually, I was gonna say, but I mean
Speaker 2: he just like he's got Let me when these big
Speaker 2: wide boxes, the flaps are not good because it's hard
Speaker 2: to push them down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a fan, all right. They take up a
Speaker 1: lot of shelf space too.
Speaker 2: You still have a spoon? Not when it's in a
Speaker 2: warehouse store. Are you all right there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got a little bit of a COVID the onion.
Speaker 2: Still you have a spoon or did you dump your
Speaker 2: onion spoon?
Speaker 1: I did? Oh? Oh god, I can't.
Speaker 2: It's so weird how you wear like the same shirt
Speaker 2: three weeks in a row and I change.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, you're so clean and hygienic.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing my bootleg Elvis Durant shirt. All right, here
Speaker 2: we go, Ready, one two three.
Speaker 1: And I don't have a cereal. Yeah, and I didn't
Speaker 1: know this was just Scotty talks about cereal starring me.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it is. And you're just a long
Speaker 2: you know, alright, ready get it all on a spoon.
Speaker 2: One two, all the phone down.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to do something at twelve thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this it's an hour from now. Please put it down.
Speaker 2: I'm eating got it. I'm a little bit disappointed.
Speaker 1: I don't like anything about this right now.
Speaker 2: The flakes are weak. The only thing good about it
Speaker 2: is the strawberry. Come on post. I mean, I'm guessing
Speaker 2: this is supposed to be part of the PREMI your
Speaker 2: protein diet plant or something.
Speaker 1: But I don't like the flake whatsoever.
Speaker 2: No, that's because it's probably like keto or carb or
Speaker 2: some crap.
Speaker 1: The flake is so dull.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also it's not like a special no, or it
Speaker 1: has textures.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't because that's Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: Well you get what I'm saying. I'm just saying the
Speaker 1: texture of it is wrong. And when milk makes it soggy,
Speaker 1: it's like papery. By the way, did you know that
Speaker 1: a food artist did that? Because that is not milk
Speaker 1: splashing out of the bowl. That's glue because you could
Speaker 1: never get a bowl of cereal to do that. Two
Speaker 1: balls post So sorry, put the phone down, man, or
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stop it.
Speaker 2: Okay, concentrate.
Speaker 1: Please remember when your daughter called the last episode, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I hung up on her. Yeah, you still picked
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: Well, what if it was an emergency? What if the
Speaker 2: house was on fire?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, then they should call nine one one and
Speaker 1: get the fire department there instead of you.
Speaker 2: I never taught them that.
Speaker 1: You didn't teach your kids to call nine one one.
Speaker 2: If she's thirteen, of course she knows to call nine
Speaker 2: one one.
Speaker 1: I'd hope.
Speaker 2: So what do you give it?
Speaker 1: I give this one bowl?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: I spoon?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that what you're sticking with?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The almonds are okay.
Speaker 1: I don't think I had one. I didn't like that.
Speaker 2: Now and now I'm kind of like because the rest
Speaker 2: of this episode is going to be a bla because
Speaker 2: the other two cereals are blah.
Speaker 1: Are they all premiere proteins? No?
Speaker 2: Then again, the next one might be pretty good. It
Speaker 2: came from a listener.
Speaker 1: Why don't we spice it up? Let's talk about something.
Speaker 2: No, the a listener that had our best interest in
Speaker 2: mind because she knows what we like. So even though
Speaker 2: it's just a flake cereal, it is from Wegmans, and
Speaker 2: I believe it's gonna be good. Okay, I'm gonna grab
Speaker 2: it from the cereal sack? Is that all right with you?
Speaker 2: And I nothing going down to the sack.
Speaker 1: You don't go down, Scott, it's literally you bend over.
Speaker 2: To Scotty and Andrew from Melissa.
Speaker 1: Coconut flakes are from.
Speaker 2: Wegmans Coconut flakes. Yes, yeah, I can't wait. I think
Speaker 2: they're gonna be yummy.
Speaker 1: Me too.
Speaker 2: She sent us a card, and she even sent us
Speaker 2: a ten dollar gift card that I bought milk with.
Speaker 1: That is so nice.
Speaker 2: We have the best listeners ever for Shopwright, my favorite store.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the entertaining podcast, Andrew and Scotty.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy. I'm first.
Speaker 2: Wow, please let me buy the milk. No, it's said
Speaker 2: Scotty and Andrew, but I read it the other way.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was just.
Speaker 2: Trying to make you feel good. Thank you. It worked
Speaker 2: for a second. Yeah, let me buy the milk. For
Speaker 2: an episode Happy twenty twenty one, Melissa.
Speaker 1: I think we should do a live episode.
Speaker 2: This is live. Thank you Melissa from its live. We're
Speaker 2: recording it live.
Speaker 1: Pick up a phone call then Scott, just.
Speaker 2: Like recorded in front of a live studio audience. It's live.
Speaker 1: I'm saying we should. We can do it on speaker,
Speaker 1: we can record live.
Speaker 2: We can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to do that. I don't
Speaker 1: get too nervous.
Speaker 2: No, somebody actually did dm us and say, why don't
Speaker 2: you take some listeners on zoom. Let some listeners come
Speaker 2: in on the zoom room.
Speaker 1: That'd be fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, this smells nice.
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: It'd be nice if there were some coconut chunks in there.
Speaker 1: We also have to have some guests back on. I
Speaker 1: feel like we've been guestless for quite a few episodes.
Speaker 2: Uh, maybe we shoulde Dan yelling for the next one.
Speaker 1: Maybe to always contact Michelle, you know survivor Michelle.
Speaker 2: She's very busy. She's picking coconuts down at Fiji. Yes,
Speaker 2: maybe she picked the coconuts that are in this cereal.
Speaker 1: Wow, that'd be cool. We'll have some more fun guests,
Speaker 1: so if you don't have to have your cereal bro,
Speaker 1: my cereal bro.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh that guy that wants to come on Cereal bros.
Speaker 1: No, oh gosh, I got milk on me. Oh my gosh, yes.
Speaker 2: You know what. I love him, but I'm convinced that
Speaker 2: he doesn't ever listen to this. Remember that one time
Speaker 2: when I asked him to hashtag something or say something
Speaker 2: under the post. He never did.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, maybe he just didn't see it.
Speaker 1: He is the Jonas brother's manager, and I know, but
Speaker 1: they are multi platinum selling groups.
Speaker 2: I do love. And just so you know, Greg, I
Speaker 2: played the Christmas song fifteen times over Christmas break and
Speaker 2: it wasn't even scheduled. All right, here we go, ready, one,
Speaker 2: two three. That milk already is turning that foggy color.
Speaker 2: It's good. It's the kind of cereal, oh that I
Speaker 2: can't eat that much of because I would get a
Speaker 2: stomach ache. But it's good.
Speaker 1: I can't really taste too much coconut.
Speaker 2: But it's all in the milk. It's already washed off
Speaker 2: into the milk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a dull cereal, kind of boring. I
Speaker 1: see it on the flake.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I should have read the box first. Why
Speaker 2: toasted cereal made with garbonzo beans, navy beans, and red lentils.
Speaker 2: So it's one of those, Melissa.
Speaker 1: It is one of the better one.
Speaker 2: It is. I probably would not have known that.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't taste like coconut. Like again, I don't
Speaker 1: want to go back to my Seltzer comparison, but it
Speaker 1: tastes like a hint of coconut.
Speaker 2: Or coconut in here. It woul better so good, it
Speaker 2: would cover up the beans better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because afterwards I feel like with these cereals, you
Speaker 1: do get the bean taste and it's potato chippy. That's
Speaker 1: the best way to put it.
Speaker 2: It's not horrendous, no, but it's not good. It's not
Speaker 2: something I would ever eat for breakfast. But it's not terrible.
Speaker 1: I give it two balls.
Speaker 2: I do two balls on a spoon.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it could be better.
Speaker 2: We need a really good coconut cereal. I agree with
Speaker 2: big hunks of coconut, like in a granola. Almost.
Speaker 1: Remember that one granola that we had that was like
Speaker 1: coconut extravaganza and then there was no coconut in it.
Speaker 1: I remember this granola.
Speaker 2: Remember that one time when you were going to go
Speaker 2: back to the rack and give me one and you didn't.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to. So let's see what can I
Speaker 2: grab from the cereal rack.
Speaker 1: It's for yourself, what you want to call it. You're
Speaker 1: eating it yourself.
Speaker 2: No, I'm for you.
Speaker 1: The roof of my mouth is itchy' I don't think
Speaker 1: so I'm not eating that.
Speaker 2: Yeah you are.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't make you eat cereal, so you're not making
Speaker 1: me eat a.
Speaker 2: This is a brand new box. Oh wow, but I
Speaker 2: know we did this cereal.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe because you're that much of a cereal archivist.
Speaker 2: You went in bought a new bug Hop tarts for us. Oh,
Speaker 2: somebody sent us this with the price on top. There.
Speaker 2: The Biler's the guy that used to send us all
Speaker 2: this stuff from Bilers. I'll get you another one.
Speaker 1: I'm not eating it. You have to do it. So
Speaker 1: you pick yourself a gross cereal and you eat it.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna have this argument now because I'm wanna
Speaker 2: go home. So I'm gonna go down to the cereal
Speaker 2: sack and get cereal number three. It's gonna be nice
Speaker 2: and boring. It's gonna be disgusting. It's from Greenwise of
Speaker 2: our buddy in Florida sent it to us from publics
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: Wow, so much said in that sentence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's honey toasted out, so it's fake honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 2: It's green Wise. We haven't like any Greenwise cereal that
Speaker 2: we've eaten so far.
Speaker 1: Green Wise isn't made out of beans.
Speaker 2: Right, No, it's not, it's just organic and whatever crap.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yay.
Speaker 2: I can't remember that guy's name.
Speaker 1: I feel bad. My mouth is like super itchy.
Speaker 2: May also not been a guy I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Well, can't say dude looks like a lady apparently.
Speaker 2: No, can't was that this episode or last last?
Speaker 1: I don't remember that was because Karen was the green onions,
Speaker 1: right that was last week?
Speaker 2: Lat I don't remember things from week to week.
Speaker 1: Well you should, because maybe you're going through memory loss
Speaker 1: because we recorded it twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 2: You know what, Just can you just go along with
Speaker 2: the illusion.
Speaker 1: I can't not when you're lying into frauding urt podcast listening?
Speaker 2: How am I a cups?
Speaker 1: You have a whole sleeve of cups? Okay, so you're
Speaker 1: not out of them?
Speaker 2: Then I'm sorry. I should have done another new one
Speaker 2: since we have so many space mount ready one do
Speaker 2: you think.
Speaker 1: Not bad.
Speaker 2: They're just really weak weak honey ut churios. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: just spit. Did you see that.
Speaker 1: That's the second time you've done it this episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give it three bowls.
Speaker 1: I don't mind it. I actually kind of enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Whole grand oat flower maybe with organic hol grand oat
Speaker 2: flower green wise, honey toasted. Oh it's our crunchy start
Speaker 2: the day, not for stale.
Speaker 1: They are crunchy.
Speaker 2: Two bowls. I don't love them. I wouldn't eat them,
Speaker 2: and you can't get them unless you live in Florida
Speaker 2: or wherever there's a publix.
Speaker 1: I I, yeah, I don't. I don't. It's not bad
Speaker 1: like I would buy this.
Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: You're such a liar. There's thousands of cereals. You're not
Speaker 2: buying this, liar. Why do you lie to our listeners
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: This would be one of the cereals that when we
Speaker 1: go to my parents place in Boca, my mom would
Speaker 1: maybe buy this one and I would say, oh, this
Speaker 1: is good.
Speaker 2: No, none of that would happen. It's all a dream.
Speaker 1: It's all a dream.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just have I don't go to Boca
Speaker 2: in Florida. No, you do but your mom would never
Speaker 2: buy this and you do green Wise.
Speaker 1: No, I would never say go get green Wise. I'm
Speaker 1: saying she would buy Greenwise, and I wouldn't be upset
Speaker 1: that maybe she bought this instead of honeynut cheerios.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to today's episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Was that three? Is that it? Or we done?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 2: Are you sure you don't want to eat a stale box?
Speaker 1: I'm so good?
Speaker 2: All right, that was for you, Matt, So thank you
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Speaker 1: Right, whoever you subscribe on the platform that's social.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be annoyed because your voice audio is not
Speaker 2: matching up with your mouth.
Speaker 1: So when I record it, it is because my computer
Speaker 1: does that, yours does not.
Speaker 2: Why this is a brand new computer. Why I don't know,
Speaker 2: ask zoom. Okay, thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: You mister zoom, I have record a very highly popularized
Speaker 1: CEEO podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it would be very popular if you
Speaker 2: would get us some advertising or some sponsors, if anything
Speaker 2: to promote us. Nothing. You just sit in your pizza
Speaker 2: oven and you tap away on Dungeons and Dragons online.
Speaker 1: I don't even play Dungeons and Dragon.
Speaker 2: Whatever that game is you play with Michelle Catan? What
Speaker 2: is that? Isn't that a character from S and L?
Speaker 1: It's a board game?
Speaker 2: What board game?
Speaker 1: Catan?
Speaker 2: I don't understand. It's who has time for these things?
Speaker 1: You would because it takes it's not that heart of
Speaker 1: a board game.
Speaker 2: Okay, but it's not a board game. If it's not
Speaker 2: on a board.
Speaker 1: It is on a board.
Speaker 2: It's on your phone.
Speaker 1: But it's the version of it that made it to
Speaker 1: the internet. The original version is a board game from
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2: Do you know that some dope on the Yatzi app
Speaker 2: is using my picture as his is his profile picture?
Speaker 2: Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: So you're telling me Yatzi, you play.
Speaker 2: Yacht, don't play Yazi. I said, some dope is using
Speaker 2: my picture as his profile Someone emailed me who would
Speaker 2: do that? Why? I understand that I'm handsome at all,
Speaker 2: but don't use my picture.
Speaker 1: Don't flatter yourself, Scott.
Speaker 2: I'm not please. I'm two hundred pounds and I'm wearing.
Speaker 1: A skin tight white T shirt.
Speaker 2: A skin tight bootleg T shirt. Thanks? Can we go?
Speaker 2: Do we stay crunching?
Speaker 1: We did not say crunch out because you had to
Speaker 1: verbally assault me for the last five seconds or five
Speaker 1: minutes like usually do.
Speaker 2: Let's just say crunch and do you still like doing this?
Speaker 2: I mean I do you want to come back for
Speaker 2: another week? Sure? All right, We'll see you next Monday.
Speaker 2: Have a great week.