WEBVTT - Kind of a Letdown

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<v Speaker 1>We're back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we're back.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back. And Scott's pretending like we haven't done three

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<v Speaker 1>episodes in a row, so we changed his shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not pretending today is February first. Cool if the

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<v Speaker 2>first day of February New close.

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<v Speaker 1>New month is today the Groundhog Day?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not. I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the wood Chuck goes to the groundhog. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the groundhog and he's in a zoo and they take

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<v Speaker 1>him out and there's a shadow.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes, new one. Yeah. There's so much new cereal

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<v Speaker 2>on the horizon and so much new cereal that is here,

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<v Speaker 2>And seriously, we can go on this entire year with

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<v Speaker 2>new cereal and I cannot wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Who was I asked by the other day, Oh Diamond

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<v Speaker 1>or executive producer of the show? Who Diamond the executive

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<v Speaker 1>producer of our show? Okay, she actually asked. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way that you could be doing this for

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<v Speaker 1>a whole another year, And I said, Scott is very

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<v Speaker 1>confident that this could last for the rest of eternity.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have that thing called Instagram? I mean, have

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<v Speaker 2>you checked it lately? There's so much new cereal that's

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<v Speaker 2>out and about.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't you know.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't follow cereal anything because you're just along

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<v Speaker 2>for the ride. I know. This is Serial Killers episode

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<v Speaker 2>one sixty four. It's the Cereal Podcast where we think

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<v Speaker 2>inside the box, unless it's a bag, but usually a box.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, we are no longer taking submissions of cereal from

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<v Speaker 1>South Korea.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, unless it's some other flavor than onion.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't trust anything anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, last week that was just terrible, disgusting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you probably still have a gam in your teeth from

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<v Speaker 2>last week.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not last week, Scott. It was literally five minutes

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<v Speaker 1>after I had it, and we are just jumping into

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<v Speaker 1>this next one as if it didn't happen. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to slat eat onions and it's still as nasty

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm still having some issues.

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<v Speaker 2>I will not allow you to make a mockery of

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<v Speaker 2>our scheduling. Okay, this is a new week, a new show,

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<v Speaker 2>a new month.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you notice that people really want a Friday bull Chat?

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<v Speaker 2>No one person said yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, multiple people. Everyone's happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. All right, so let me go

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<v Speaker 2>down to the cereal sack for the next new Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Bull Chat Fridays are coming soon. Everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's another new cereal from Post. No, it's not another

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<v Speaker 2>guy smoking to bull chat.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't even make any sense. What's bull chat if

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<v Speaker 2>we're not gonna eat cereals?

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<v Speaker 1>Because we're just going to be like, Hey, Scott, what

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<v Speaker 1>old show do you have to bring to me today? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this was the show in the seventies that

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<v Speaker 1>I liked, and then we'll talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't really even alive in the seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so then this show came out in the eighties

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<v Speaker 1>and I loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this show was partially in the seventies and the.

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<v Speaker 1>Eighties again, Princeford Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you brought it up. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying chat we'd get to, you know, discuss

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<v Speaker 1>about things, talk about things.

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<v Speaker 2>I would much rather eat cereal. So I'm going down

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<v Speaker 2>to the cereal sacke. It's another brand new one from Post.

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<v Speaker 2>This one available at Costco.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it in the regular stores yet, just

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<v Speaker 2>in the big boxes right and post It tweeted about

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<v Speaker 2>it or instagrammed about it a few weeks ago, and

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<v Speaker 2>I found it. I was very excited. So I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go ahead and grab it. Great. Oh, it's such

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<v Speaker 2>a big box. It's Premiere protein from Post.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't they make the shake?

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, I think they have these shakes? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>look there it is. See.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so shakes are delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Well hopefully they're cereal is just as good. Now. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if it's a giant bag or two bags

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<v Speaker 2>in here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go too.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It doesn't say two bads.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take bets.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's one giant bag.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's two bags. I'll bet you a scoop

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<v Speaker 1>of onion cereal. Hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure if I'm gonna take that bet, but

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<v Speaker 2>I should.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're looking for the thing that says one bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't say it anywhere. I think I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>take that bet. What do you think I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to eat the onion cereal, then recind it.

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<v Speaker 1>But what if it's too bad?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what. If it's two bags, then you

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<v Speaker 2>get to feed me some crappy, dank cereal from the shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>And if it's one bag, I get to do the

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<v Speaker 2>same to you. But not onions, not onion. It cannot

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<v Speaker 2>be onion. It's got to be some stale crap from

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<v Speaker 2>the show. I'm alright, ready, here we go, Premiere protein

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<v Speaker 2>mixed berry almond cereal. That's why I thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>going to be good. It looks like there's strawberries and

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<v Speaker 2>raspberries in here, along with almonds and flakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yay, come on, two bags.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn it. Hah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I kept my fingers crossed, and I made the

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<v Speaker 1>promise onion cereal. It is no I kept my fingers

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<v Speaker 1>crossed during that whole promise.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter. You're recorded saying it doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>be onion cereal and I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>But my fingers were crossed.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't care. Look there's lots of raspberry dust

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<v Speaker 2>on the bottom and one burnt flake right there. It's burnt. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>I just flipped it over. I didn't have to shake

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<v Speaker 2>because now all the berries are on the top.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to look for a bad cereal for you. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be kind. I won't do this to you.

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<v Speaker 2>The kind cereals were not that good. If you don't

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<v Speaker 2>do it to me, I'm gonna do it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, I'm just taking the high road. You're

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<v Speaker 1>such a good boy, Andy, Thank you, Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom would say you're a good boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just soy soy, soys Soy is a bad boy boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Why well, because he jumped up on the table last

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<v Speaker 2>night and tried to take Amy's chicken wing. Oh gosh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like and we were right there.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>He just has balls of steel. He doesn't. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have any. Actually, I was gonna say, but I mean

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<v Speaker 2>he just like he's got Let me when these big

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<v Speaker 2>wide boxes, the flaps are not good because it's hard

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<v Speaker 2>to push them down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not a fan, all right. They take up a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of shelf space too.

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<v Speaker 2>You still have a spoon? Not when it's in a

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<v Speaker 2>warehouse store. Are you all right there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I got a little bit of a COVID the onion.

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<v Speaker 2>Still you have a spoon or did you dump your

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<v Speaker 2>onion spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>I did? Oh? Oh god, I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so weird how you wear like the same shirt

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<v Speaker 2>three weeks in a row and I change.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Yeah, you're so clean and hygienic.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wearing my bootleg Elvis Durant shirt. All right, here

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<v Speaker 2>we go, Ready, one two three.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't have a cereal. Yeah, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know this was just Scotty talks about cereal starring me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean it is. And you're just a long

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<v Speaker 2>you know, alright, ready get it all on a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>One two, all the phone down.

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<v Speaker 1>I was supposed to do something at twelve thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this it's an hour from now. Please put it down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm eating got it. I'm a little bit disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like anything about this right now.

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<v Speaker 2>The flakes are weak. The only thing good about it

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<v Speaker 2>is the strawberry. Come on post. I mean, I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 2>this is supposed to be part of the PREMI your

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<v Speaker 2>protein diet plant or something.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't like the flake whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's because it's probably like keto or carb or

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<v Speaker 2>some crap.

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<v Speaker 1>The flake is so dull.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And also it's not like a special no, or it

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<v Speaker 1>has textures.

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<v Speaker 2>It wouldn't because that's Kellogg's.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you get what I'm saying. I'm just saying the

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<v Speaker 1>texture of it is wrong. And when milk makes it soggy,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like papery. By the way, did you know that

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<v Speaker 1>a food artist did that? Because that is not milk

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<v Speaker 1>splashing out of the bowl. That's glue because you could

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<v Speaker 1>never get a bowl of cereal to do that. Two

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<v Speaker 1>balls post So sorry, put the phone down, man, or

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, concentrate.

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<v Speaker 1>Please remember when your daughter called the last episode, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hung up on her. Yeah, you still picked

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<v Speaker 1>it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what if it was an emergency? What if the

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<v Speaker 2>house was on fire?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, then they should call nine one one and

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<v Speaker 1>get the fire department there instead of you.

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<v Speaker 2>I never taught them that.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't teach your kids to call nine one one.

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<v Speaker 2>If she's thirteen, of course she knows to call nine

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<v Speaker 2>one one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd hope.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you give it?

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<v Speaker 1>I give this one bowl?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I spoon?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Is that what you're sticking with?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>The almonds are okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I had one. I didn't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now and now I'm kind of like because the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of this episode is going to be a bla because

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<v Speaker 2>the other two cereals are blah.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they all premiere proteins? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Then again, the next one might be pretty good. It

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<v Speaker 2>came from a listener.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we spice it up? Let's talk about something.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the a listener that had our best interest in

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<v Speaker 2>mind because she knows what we like. So even though

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a flake cereal, it is from Wegmans, and

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<v Speaker 2>I believe it's gonna be good. Okay, I'm gonna grab

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<v Speaker 2>it from the cereal sack? Is that all right with you?

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<v Speaker 2>And I nothing going down to the sack.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't go down, Scott, it's literally you bend over.

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<v Speaker 2>To Scotty and Andrew from Melissa.

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<v Speaker 1>Coconut flakes are from.

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<v Speaker 2>Wegmans Coconut flakes. Yes, yeah, I can't wait. I think

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<v Speaker 2>they're gonna be yummy.

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<v Speaker 1>Me too.

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<v Speaker 2>She sent us a card, and she even sent us

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<v Speaker 2>a ten dollar gift card that I bought milk with.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so nice.

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<v Speaker 2>We have the best listeners ever for Shopwright, my favorite store.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for the entertaining podcast, Andrew and Scotty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy. I'm first.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, please let me buy the milk. No, it's said

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<v Speaker 2>Scotty and Andrew, but I read it the other way.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I was just.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to make you feel good. Thank you. It worked

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<v Speaker 2>for a second. Yeah, let me buy the milk. For

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<v Speaker 2>an episode Happy twenty twenty one, Melissa.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should do a live episode.

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<v Speaker 2>This is live. Thank you Melissa from its live. We're

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<v Speaker 2>recording it live.

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<v Speaker 1>Pick up a phone call then Scott, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like recorded in front of a live studio audience. It's live.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying we should. We can do it on speaker,

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<v Speaker 1>we can record live.

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<v Speaker 2>We can.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I don't want to do that. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get too nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>No, somebody actually did dm us and say, why don't

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<v Speaker 2>you take some listeners on zoom. Let some listeners come

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<v Speaker 2>in on the zoom room.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh, this smells nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be nice if there were some coconut chunks in there.

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<v Speaker 1>We also have to have some guests back on. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like we've been guestless for quite a few episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, maybe we shoulde Dan yelling for the next one.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe to always contact Michelle, you know survivor Michelle.

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<v Speaker 2>She's very busy. She's picking coconuts down at Fiji. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe she picked the coconuts that are in this cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that'd be cool. We'll have some more fun guests,

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<v Speaker 1>so if you don't have to have your cereal bro,

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<v Speaker 1>my cereal bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Oh that guy that wants to come on Cereal bros.

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<v Speaker 1>No, oh gosh, I got milk on me. Oh my gosh, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what. I love him, but I'm convinced that

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't ever listen to this. Remember that one time

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<v Speaker 2>when I asked him to hashtag something or say something

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<v Speaker 2>under the post. He never did.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what, maybe he just didn't see it.

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<v Speaker 1>He is the Jonas brother's manager, and I know, but

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<v Speaker 1>they are multi platinum selling groups.

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<v Speaker 2>I do love. And just so you know, Greg, I

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<v Speaker 2>played the Christmas song fifteen times over Christmas break and

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't even scheduled. All right, here we go, ready, one,

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<v Speaker 2>two three. That milk already is turning that foggy color.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good. It's the kind of cereal, oh that I

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<v Speaker 2>can't eat that much of because I would get a

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<v Speaker 2>stomach ache. But it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't really taste too much coconut.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's all in the milk. It's already washed off

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<v Speaker 2>into the milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is a dull cereal, kind of boring. I

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<v Speaker 1>see it on the flake.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, I should have read the box first. Why

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<v Speaker 2>toasted cereal made with garbonzo beans, navy beans, and red lentils.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's one of those, Melissa.

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<v Speaker 1>It is one of the better one.

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<v Speaker 2>It is. I probably would not have known that.

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<v Speaker 1>But it doesn't taste like coconut. Like again, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go back to my Seltzer comparison, but it

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<v Speaker 1>tastes like a hint of coconut.

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<v Speaker 2>Or coconut in here. It woul better so good, it

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<v Speaker 2>would cover up the beans better.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because afterwards I feel like with these cereals, you

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<v Speaker 1>do get the bean taste and it's potato chippy. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the best way to put it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not horrendous, no, but it's not good. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>something I would ever eat for breakfast. But it's not terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it two balls.

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<v Speaker 2>I do two balls on a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, it could be better.

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<v Speaker 2>We need a really good coconut cereal. I agree with

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<v Speaker 2>big hunks of coconut, like in a granola. Almost.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that one granola that we had that was like

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<v Speaker 1>coconut extravaganza and then there was no coconut in it.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember this granola.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that one time when you were going to go

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<v Speaker 2>back to the rack and give me one and you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm going to. So let's see what can I

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<v Speaker 2>grab from the cereal rack.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for yourself, what you want to call it. You're

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<v Speaker 1>eating it yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm for you.

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<v Speaker 1>The roof of my mouth is itchy' I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm not eating that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you are.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't make you eat cereal, so you're not making

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<v Speaker 1>me eat a.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a brand new box. Oh wow, but I

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<v Speaker 2>know we did this cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe because you're that much of a cereal archivist.

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<v Speaker 2>You went in bought a new bug Hop tarts for us. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody sent us this with the price on top. There.

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<v Speaker 2>The Biler's the guy that used to send us all

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<v Speaker 2>this stuff from Bilers. I'll get you another one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not eating it. You have to do it. So

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<v Speaker 1>you pick yourself a gross cereal and you eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna have this argument now because I'm wanna

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<v Speaker 2>go home. So I'm gonna go down to the cereal

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<v Speaker 2>sack and get cereal number three. It's gonna be nice

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<v Speaker 2>and boring. It's gonna be disgusting. It's from Greenwise of

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<v Speaker 2>our buddy in Florida sent it to us from publics

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<v Speaker 2>here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, so much said in that sentence.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's honey toasted out, so it's fake honey nut cheerios.

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<v Speaker 2>It's green Wise. We haven't like any Greenwise cereal that

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<v Speaker 2>we've eaten so far.

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<v Speaker 1>Green Wise isn't made out of beans.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, No, it's not, it's just organic and whatever crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, yay.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember that guy's name.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad. My mouth is like super itchy.

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<v Speaker 2>May also not been a guy I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, can't say dude looks like a lady apparently.

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<v Speaker 2>No, can't was that this episode or last last?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that was because Karen was the green onions,

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<v Speaker 1>right that was last week?

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<v Speaker 2>Lat I don't remember things from week to week.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you should, because maybe you're going through memory loss

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<v Speaker 1>because we recorded it twenty minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, Just can you just go along with

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<v Speaker 2>the illusion.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't not when you're lying into frauding urt podcast listening?

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<v Speaker 2>How am I a cups?

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<v Speaker 1>You have a whole sleeve of cups? Okay, so you're

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<v Speaker 1>not out of them?

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<v Speaker 2>Then I'm sorry. I should have done another new one

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<v Speaker 2>since we have so many space mount ready one do

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<v Speaker 2>you think.

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<v Speaker 1>Not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just really weak weak honey ut churios. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>just spit. Did you see that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the second time you've done it this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I give it three bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind it. I actually kind of enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 2>Whole grand oat flower maybe with organic hol grand oat

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<v Speaker 2>flower green wise, honey toasted. Oh it's our crunchy start

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<v Speaker 2>the day, not for stale.

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<v Speaker 1>They are crunchy.

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<v Speaker 2>Two bowls. I don't love them. I wouldn't eat them,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can't get them unless you live in Florida

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<v Speaker 2>or wherever there's a publix.

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<v Speaker 1>I I, yeah, I don't. I don't. It's not bad

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<v Speaker 1>like I would buy this.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I would.

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<v Speaker 2>You're such a liar. There's thousands of cereals. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>buying this, liar. Why do you lie to our listeners

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>This would be one of the cereals that when we

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<v Speaker 1>go to my parents place in Boca, my mom would

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<v Speaker 1>maybe buy this one and I would say, oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is good.

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<v Speaker 2>No, none of that would happen. It's all a dream.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all a dream.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I just have I don't go to Boca

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<v Speaker 2>in Florida. No, you do but your mom would never

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<v Speaker 2>buy this and you do green Wise.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I would never say go get green Wise. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying she would buy Greenwise, and I wouldn't be upset

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe she bought this instead of honeynut cheerios.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for listening to today's episode of Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that three? Is that it? Or we done?

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<v Speaker 1>Three?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure you don't want to eat a stale box?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so good?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that was for you, Matt, So thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for listening to Serial Kill. Please follow us on all

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<v Speaker 1>Right, whoever you subscribe on the platform that's social.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be annoyed because your voice audio is not

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<v Speaker 2>matching up with your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>So when I record it, it is because my computer

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<v Speaker 1>does that, yours does not.

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<v Speaker 2>Why this is a brand new computer. Why I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>ask zoom. Okay, thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>You mister zoom, I have record a very highly popularized

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<v Speaker 1>CEEO podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean it would be very popular if you

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<v Speaker 2>would get us some advertising or some sponsors, if anything

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<v Speaker 2>to promote us. Nothing. You just sit in your pizza

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<v Speaker 2>oven and you tap away on Dungeons and Dragons online.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even play Dungeons and Dragon.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever that game is you play with Michelle Catan? What

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<v Speaker 2>is that? Isn't that a character from S and L?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a board game?

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<v Speaker 2>What board game?

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<v Speaker 1>Catan?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand. It's who has time for these things?

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<v Speaker 1>You would because it takes it's not that heart of

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<v Speaker 1>a board game.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but it's not a board game. If it's not

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<v Speaker 2>on a board.

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<v Speaker 1>It is on a board.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's the version of it that made it to

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<v Speaker 1>the internet. The original version is a board game from

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety five.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know that some dope on the Yatzi app

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<v Speaker 2>is using my picture as his is his profile picture?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>So you're telling me Yatzi, you play.

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<v Speaker 2>Yacht, don't play Yazi. I said, some dope is using

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<v Speaker 2>my picture as his profile Someone emailed me who would

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Why? I understand that I'm handsome at all,

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<v Speaker 2>but don't use my picture.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't flatter yourself, Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not please. I'm two hundred pounds and I'm wearing.

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<v Speaker 1>A skin tight white T shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>A skin tight bootleg T shirt. Thanks? Can we go?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we stay crunching?

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<v Speaker 1>We did not say crunch out because you had to

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<v Speaker 1>verbally assault me for the last five seconds or five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes like usually do.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just say crunch and do you still like doing this?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I do you want to come back for

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<v Speaker 2>another week? Sure? All right, We'll see you next Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a great week.