Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up Maraska is Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Maaska Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. I'm never alone.
Speaker 1: I'm always around with my Chinese best friend. Hey, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening to Matasaka Podcasts. Listen, gentlemen, miss Rider down
Speaker 1: and come on Rader, Rader baby he might I just
Speaker 1: noticed you guys matching who always matching? Well, it looks
Speaker 1: like the therapy might be working. Yeah, because I'm still together.
Speaker 1: I don't know if radio is still together. Everybody's still together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I think when it first when me and
Speaker 1: her first went on the show, I mean they were
Speaker 1: didn't even know she was my lady and I was,
Speaker 1: you know, they still thought I was with like my ex.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, no, I got that was years ago,
Speaker 1: my ex before, right Atlanta. Yeah, they thought it was happening.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, me, I broke up like a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. Oh, because you know what, Wikipedia
Speaker 1: still says that you're still going out with her Wikipedia Wikipedia.
Speaker 1: So I said, my name is Jaffari Ferguson seventy two
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know who the fund is in
Speaker 1: who's working with the pedica, but get your ship together.
Speaker 1: I don't know who the fund is Jeffari Ferguson. First
Speaker 1: of all, Ferguson is I mean an African name, Dennis
Speaker 1: say Um an African an American comedian born in Ghana.
Speaker 1: We're not even gonna talk about. Okay, we went to
Speaker 1: my real life riders in the build a hit boo. Right,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the mother Sucker, your high Chinese best friend.
Speaker 1: Very nice of you to fly all the way from
Speaker 1: your small town. Where are you from a small town
Speaker 1: of Phoenix, but in Channel Phoenix, Arizona. The Internet also
Speaker 1: says that I'm fifty years old. Fifty, she don't look
Speaker 1: a day over three years old. I'll get what's wrong
Speaker 1: with the internet. My baby looking so good? Good too?
Speaker 1: So yeah, and then and then what happened after you
Speaker 1: brought me the drugs? Because you have what happened those
Speaker 1: she brought this drug? I'm like, I don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: not a crackhead. I don't know what to do it
Speaker 1: this weed? Yeah, it doesn't even smoke. Yeah, well you
Speaker 1: said your female friend wanted to smoke or something. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, all right, I'll bring I'll bring
Speaker 1: up whole supply. You know when men like I don't smoke,
Speaker 1: I don't get high, but we'll do anything for some pussy.
Speaker 1: You know. Women be like, you know, smoke this, we
Speaker 1: would make my pussy wed. I'm like, okay, yeah, but
Speaker 1: I would never hear I never heard anything. I didn't
Speaker 1: never got hirtday in my life until we went to Africa.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh yeah, I heard about that my
Speaker 1: fucking night. So my buddy, I know, I don't like
Speaker 1: to jump all over the place, but you know we're
Speaker 1: gonna jump and get back to how we started the date.
Speaker 1: What's up, mother Sucks? This is your African king up
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Speaker 1: Every Tuesday. But my buddy, my best friend in Ghana.
Speaker 1: You know you might Chinese best friend, but I have
Speaker 1: a gun. My best friend that the definite Amingo. The
Speaker 1: guy owns the peacock. My fus so DG, that's my
Speaker 1: my best friend. But it's my gun. My best friend,
Speaker 1: so one of the fuse hous and he had his drink.
Speaker 1: It's like, I guess it's weed and a drink. It's weed, yeah, drink,
Speaker 1: but I taste the I tast somebody that ship tastes good.
Speaker 1: He's okay, Mike, slow down, I know. I was telling
Speaker 1: him to slow down. I was like, you already drink
Speaker 1: half a cup of that. I only had a quarter,
Speaker 1: only had a quarter of the cup, but it tasted
Speaker 1: so good. I just kept drinking. It was it was
Speaker 1: like Mike, slowed down, this is not nothing to play with.
Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm a gangster. I can drink that
Speaker 1: whole bottle. I've never been higher in my life. This
Speaker 1: piece of ship right here is I'm gonna get me high.
Speaker 1: And then I started getting high and I was like, fun,
Speaker 1: it's hitting me. And I just kept drinking and he
Speaker 1: kept on drinking. I was like I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened to us that night. What a fucking nightmare? Holy crap,
Speaker 1: did you go to the emergency room? Man? He was
Speaker 1: so paranoid. Who was like, oh my god, baby, am
Speaker 1: I okay? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah that's He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: edibles are crazy, it'll knock. I just started all of
Speaker 1: a sudden. I oh, I saw its nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 1: So I started talking about everything, but kept on talking
Speaker 1: about it's a card En eighty two. I was in Nigeria.
Speaker 1: I was a little kid my mother had. I was
Speaker 1: in Nigeria with his family. My mother left me with
Speaker 1: another Christian family because my mother just traveled the word.
Speaker 1: My mother's like this successful homeless lady, right and just
Speaker 1: drop us off everywhere. So she yet was I was
Speaker 1: a Nigerian family, and I remember that it was nineteen two.
Speaker 1: They bought a brand new p Joe. It was the
Speaker 1: Soudan p joke. It's a car, motherfucker Poe. Kind of
Speaker 1: a brand p JO but no, it's it's some kind
Speaker 1: of European car. How the fun you think? What is
Speaker 1: p Joe? I think it's German. And I remember it
Speaker 1: was like it was like light green. It was brain,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I remember ninety two and
Speaker 1: I'm telling him about ninety two in the car. I said,
Speaker 1: family I lived with bought this brandy Joe, And then
Speaker 1: we just started laughing, laughed all night, and then he
Speaker 1: kept on saying, oh my god, baby, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh my god, where did you come from?
Speaker 1: I thought I was by myself. I don't understand how
Speaker 1: people get high and they keep getting high. I got
Speaker 1: hired at one time, and I said myself, I never
Speaker 1: want to feel this fucking ship again. And when it
Speaker 1: wore off, I was like, thank you God for saving
Speaker 1: Meibles are different than I don't know what the funk
Speaker 1: that was, but it makes c had edibles one time,
Speaker 1: five years ago, I thought it was gonna die. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. I just started I was drinking a
Speaker 1: sweet drink. Next, you know, I saw, well, how did
Speaker 1: you guys start dating each other? Anyways? You know, I
Speaker 1: remember you guys man and stuff, and and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I said, I got a girl because you
Speaker 1: you you used to be being single. We still going
Speaker 1: to the bar at the at the pool and yeah,
Speaker 1: and just just found a new hotties and didn't who's
Speaker 1: hanging out and just trying to hold all the chicks. Well,
Speaker 1: I was used in the whole relationship. Camera. He was
Speaker 1: my camera man, and he was my hype man. That's
Speaker 1: a companies A great guy. You know. Next you know,
Speaker 1: I'm getting Hey Mike, who's your friend? Yeah? Hey Mike,
Speaker 1: who's your friend? That's how That's how I get up
Speaker 1: as I was getting on my girls, Hey Mike, who's
Speaker 1: your friend? Hey Mike, Hey Mike, Hey Mike, Hey Mike.
Speaker 1: Have you said him like over one million times? You said?
Speaker 1: I definitely said a million mics. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden I found me a whole woman. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: how did it start? To tell her? How we're mad? Right?
Speaker 1: So we were in Vegas, right, was like Vegas Michael
Speaker 1: Blacks to play black Jack switch. Yeah, I noticed that
Speaker 1: after what happened in Vegas stays in Vegas. But with me,
Speaker 1: he should did well, you know what it was like.
Speaker 1: It was funny because when I saw him, I didn't
Speaker 1: know who he was. So we have a mutual friend,
Speaker 1: Little John. I've been friends with John for a while
Speaker 1: because I used to date his manager back then. Um,
Speaker 1: but it was like a short lived. Um, so I
Speaker 1: was still friends with John and then um, he was
Speaker 1: at a club invited the both of us. We showed up.
Speaker 1: I saw him coming later though I was already there
Speaker 1: with my girlfriends, and then um, I was like, who
Speaker 1: is this guy? Like he's in the middle of these
Speaker 1: white girls, Like what is he doing? He's that night
Speaker 1: that we met, like he I just thought he was funny, right,
Speaker 1: But he was telling me he was in Vegas and
Speaker 1: he sucked some girl and tell you that night. Though no,
Speaker 1: he didn't tell me that night. He told me later.
Speaker 1: But the funny thing is I had a picture of
Speaker 1: all of us together and I was like, that's the girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Chicken had a blue hair, was a green up blue.
Speaker 1: I think I'm mad on in my hotel lobby somewhere
Speaker 1: and she was there at the club and I told
Speaker 1: her where I was going that night, and she happens
Speaker 1: to like one day and I wasn't sure who she
Speaker 1: was because I was like, this can't be John's Vegas.
Speaker 1: That's for Vegas. He just go to Vegas. And how
Speaker 1: you don't you don't find Okay, that's what my room
Speaker 1: and fuck really, I never do Vegas like that. I
Speaker 1: have definitely. I've met women black like this is what
Speaker 1: sometimes when you're when you gambling, you lose and make
Speaker 1: you make bad decisions. You know, when you're winning and
Speaker 1: making bad everything is bad. You could just see a
Speaker 1: woman and you'd be like, this one look lonely, she
Speaker 1: wants some dick, and then you I have had at
Speaker 1: least three of those moments in Vegas in my life. Well,
Speaker 1: met up with the blackjack table art, you know, and
Speaker 1: she just looked like, it's just Vegas, It's just it's
Speaker 1: a place of sin. Yeah. Well, thank god. We didn't
Speaker 1: start dating until Phoenix. Then. Yeah, because the Devil lives
Speaker 1: in Vegas. I saw it, saying twice. Once I saw
Speaker 1: him at at Caesar's Palace. He was outside begging for money.
Speaker 1: And then the other time I saw him at that
Speaker 1: club we go to all the time, the Devil was there.
Speaker 1: The Devil whisper girls collection. Yeah, I'm in the strip
Speaker 1: club twice. He's not a nice guy. He looks like
Speaker 1: a little NASAs. Oh little Yeah, that there's a little devil.
Speaker 1: Not just a devil, he's a little devil. But you know,
Speaker 1: we didn't even um hang out until after Phoenix, which
Speaker 1: was what a month, A month or two later, that's
Speaker 1: a month later. And I used to be in the
Speaker 1: cannabis industry, so she was a drug deal legal legal license, yes,
Speaker 1: And I thought he smoked weed. So she thought everything smoked.
Speaker 1: That's what she thinks every black guy. That's not true. Not.
Speaker 1: I called him up. I was like, hey, you want
Speaker 1: to tour the crow. He's like, like the grow the
Speaker 1: cannabis and um, he was like no, I don't feel
Speaker 1: like getting out of my hotel whatever. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll bring you some stuff. So I brought him a
Speaker 1: big bag of goodies full of concentrates. And I had
Speaker 1: a whole bitch with me when I came. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had. She called she got a name for every chick.
Speaker 1: I know. She called her Scottie Pippi. I did not.
Speaker 1: I did not. She was fans. Your fans called her
Speaker 1: my fans when I posted a picture, Yes she did. Okay,
Speaker 1: But she's like she's a model. She's really tall, tall, thick,
Speaker 1: you know, like me, a nice fat ass. She's well,
Speaker 1: the face don't matter to him. It's all about the ass.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, I'm confused, why are you with me?
Speaker 1: I mean, what I fucking what I date is two
Speaker 1: different things. Okay, I might fuck up sucking bulldog, but
Speaker 1: I'm not dating a bulldog. You know what? Sense You're right? Yeah, whoever,
Speaker 1: I'm going to show that the world has to look good.
Speaker 1: My one month's gonna be the baddest bitch on earth
Speaker 1: that I might. Hey, coming a bitch had a blue head?
Speaker 1: You think I would date hut? No, but I sucked up.
Speaker 1: Me and my dick have two different eyes. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think your dickney's glasses. Then in the prescription, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna guess my dick some glasses. Flashlight, flashlight because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take doctor, doctor, can you examine this little nigger righthead?
Speaker 1: Because he's gonna see he's picking up all kinds of
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