Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hey, oh my goodness, it's going on.
Speaker 1: We're back. Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 3: We hear?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: What's today?
Speaker 2: Who knows?
Speaker 1: You know? Making it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Just like you know, scrambled eggs. That's how I feel
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Scrambled with cheese, like a light scramble. You know what.
Speaker 1: Cheese would make it better, But that's not how you feel.
Speaker 2: That's not how I feel.
Speaker 1: I like my scrambled eggs a little bit burned, like
Speaker 1: a little bit like like not scramble so hard, but
Speaker 1: like a little bit burn on.
Speaker 4: That's how old people make That's how old people make
Speaker 4: eggs like that.
Speaker 5: Oh I can't make mine like that. I just like
Speaker 5: when they're done. Okay, okay, that's how my mom makes them.
Speaker 4: You know, my great aunt used to like basically burn them.
Speaker 1: I don't like runny eggs. Dude, run eggs mistry.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's so yummy.
Speaker 1: It's like a sauce. The yolk is a sauce. Delicious.
Speaker 1: That's somemonilla chicken.
Speaker 2: You can get somemonella from eggs as.
Speaker 1: Well, exactly. See look at us teaching teaching the fans
Speaker 1: and followers. I'm not here for like an eggs benedict
Speaker 1: or any of the like. I love that too, like
Speaker 1: a poached egg, a soft boiled eggs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it just sounds like porn right now.
Speaker 1: Porn. Yeah, yuck. Anyway, so happy to be here, you know,
Speaker 1: just doing what we do. We're having a good week.
Speaker 1: I mean we're having the podcast is having a good week. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: individually you are. Week's been a trick. How you doing, Marie?
Speaker 1: I'm okay. I needed to sip some water up.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're giving me real may Angelo today.
Speaker 1: Oh likes you? So I feel like you should give
Speaker 1: me Harlem renaissance.
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like you should give me a poem
Speaker 2: real quick.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you a poem. How about this, I'll
Speaker 1: give you my expertise for the week.
Speaker 5: Right, So this week I was an expert at checking myself. Okay,
Speaker 5: I had to check myself before I before I wrecked.
Speaker 1: A home sis.
Speaker 5: This guy that I used to I don't want to
Speaker 5: say date, because like it was one of these situations
Speaker 5: where he liked me more than I liked him, and
Speaker 5: we know all of them, Thank you so much, But
Speaker 5: he he was annoying, right, Like, he was like not
Speaker 5: a fun person to be around.
Speaker 1: So that's all of them, Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: But how do I say this in like the most
Speaker 5: Christian way? So we never slept together, but like let's
Speaker 5: just say his face made a very comfortable chair, right, wow, thank.
Speaker 1: You so much.
Speaker 5: And so like top ten, is this a tvt A
Speaker 5: TV what a TBT? Like yeah, this is old this
Speaker 5: I was in college, right, Oh wow, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: See when the podcast doing well, the niggas from the
Speaker 4: woodwork started coming out, just crawling under and underneath rocks
Speaker 4: and whatnot.
Speaker 5: Listen, Sis, he's not the one that's crawling. Let me
Speaker 5: tell you what happened. So he posted on Facebook a
Speaker 5: picture of him and this woman at a baby shower,
Speaker 5: and he was like, we're having a girl.
Speaker 1: And I was like, should I message here privately?
Speaker 5: He's a say congratulations, like I just started thinking about college.
Speaker 1: And I was like, why did I never bang him?
Speaker 1: But I was like, he's having a baby. Let me
Speaker 1: check myself. I just said congratulations on Facebook and I
Speaker 1: left it like.
Speaker 5: I'm not you know what I mean. I remember him
Speaker 5: being annoying. I think that's why I didn't have sex
Speaker 5: with him.
Speaker 1: Good for you.
Speaker 4: Thank you so glad that you didn't become a homewrecker.
Speaker 4: Because it's the end of the year and this is
Speaker 4: like family time. This is not the summertime. Is when
Speaker 4: you when you wreckon, when you reckon, just in case
Speaker 4: somebody get thrown out.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like.
Speaker 4: Hot outside you sleep under a bridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: this is a real bad time to get kicked out.
Speaker 5: It's like forty nine degrees outside, I mean, and they
Speaker 5: looked happier whatever. So I remember him like he would
Speaker 5: had just started growing his dreads out, and I was like,
Speaker 5: when when guys first start to grow their dreads at
Speaker 5: they look like trash, but you know, it's like a
Speaker 5: good shoulder length.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 5: I was like, wow, look he looks like he's feeling out.
Speaker 5: His body looks great. So stupid he's driving an ambulance now,
Speaker 5: oh my god.
Speaker 1: And you need that you need a little ride. That's
Speaker 1: his minivan.
Speaker 5: I mean anyway, so that was what I was an
Speaker 5: expert at this week. It's just like, all right, well
Speaker 5: let me not good for Like, why why would I
Speaker 5: send him a private message me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that starts up ship that you honestly, you're
Speaker 4: not even trying to do anyway.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I just want to sit down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, might sit down and get pregnant though, So.
Speaker 1: No, no, what did you? Did you hear what I said? Yes,
Speaker 1: face was the chair, not his dixis.
Speaker 4: But sometimes you've never been like, yo, I'm just coming
Speaker 4: over to get now, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 4: you're like, why is it in my ass?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Literally, with this man, anytime I went over there, it
Speaker 1: was just to sit down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're older now, so right. But if I
Speaker 5: was as a child like nah, as an adult, I
Speaker 5: feel like my core is strong. Anyway, Sidney, what were
Speaker 5: you an expert in this?
Speaker 4: Get your But that's the opposite of what I'm getting.
Speaker 1: What am I expert in?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Going with my gut instinct?
Speaker 1: Boom?
Speaker 2: I was this happened?
Speaker 4: Actually yesterday I was going to an audition and I
Speaker 4: was in Times Square and I saw this woman with
Speaker 4: this double wide stroller and I fucking hate double You
Speaker 4: can't disrespectful. It's like, you know, nobody cares about you
Speaker 4: and your two kids. Leave one baby at home, yeah,
Speaker 4: or get one of them like little knapsacks. Put your
Speaker 4: put the other baby in a fucking backpack, like why do.
Speaker 1: A front baby baby? Yes?
Speaker 4: Or or the stroller that has like like it's stacked,
Speaker 4: that's stacked the horizontal like don't do the wide chick, or.
Speaker 1: It's two babies, put them in the same little compartment.
Speaker 4: Or literally like have one walking and then put the
Speaker 4: other one down the stairs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you know when you're carrying something and you
Speaker 5: like push a box with your foot that, yes, exactly,
Speaker 5: or like steal a supermarket like basket and just put
Speaker 5: each baby.
Speaker 4: There's so many options you got. Double wide is like
Speaker 4: just respect. You're so privileged and you think that you're
Speaker 4: not gonna take up the whole Stairwell, have you ever.
Speaker 1: Seen those stubble whte strollers on the train, but they
Speaker 1: take up to little doors.
Speaker 4: I see them in the street, I see them in
Speaker 4: the stairs. I'm just like, how could you? And then
Speaker 4: they'll have the nerd to be on the bus. It's
Speaker 4: like you're taking a bus. Why do you have two kids?
Speaker 4: Like why you obviously don't have enough money right.
Speaker 1: For these two children because you ain't got no car.
Speaker 2: Let me calm down anyway.
Speaker 4: So I see this woman, she's Latina she's got like
Speaker 4: mad bags.
Speaker 1: I just felt bad.
Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck, I want to help her, and so
Speaker 4: I stop and I'm just like all right, I'm about.
Speaker 4: Let me just let me dip a little bit, let
Speaker 4: me just work my back out because I'm about. I
Speaker 4: was just like, yo, I'm gonna help her, like fuck it.
Speaker 4: But then some other dude comes swoosh. I said, oh see,
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 1: Is on time.
Speaker 2: He knew that I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: So she takes the kids out because she just really
Speaker 4: needs help with the stroller. Tell me why this man
Speaker 4: is trying.
Speaker 1: To take the stroller.
Speaker 4: He falls down the fucking stairs with the stroller.
Speaker 1: Everything is stumble. See why you can't help you.
Speaker 4: I was so late for the audition because I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I got to see how this pans own. The dude
Speaker 4: just went all the way down the stairs with this
Speaker 4: double at the Time Square train station. This is Times Square, dude,
Speaker 4: and you know them stairs is long.
Speaker 5: It's like just when you think the staircase ended, it's
Speaker 5: landing and then more.
Speaker 4: Yes, everybody everybody was wailing, screaming, like everybody, you mean you.
Speaker 4: It wasn't just me, It was the old people, young people, handicaped.
Speaker 4: Everybody was crying, and so the woman starts cursing him out.
Speaker 1: At the end, She's like, I just got that store.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, he tried to help. That could be
Speaker 1: you at the bottom of with the babies inside. Wait, so, Sidney,
Speaker 1: you were gearing up to help carry the stroller down
Speaker 1: the steps. You who ain't got no shirt?
Speaker 5: Yes, I felt so she had mad bags, mad bag
Speaker 5: You know how to go shopping if you got two
Speaker 5: babies with you? Oh, you know how signs and stores
Speaker 5: say no shirt, no shoes, no service, and should also
Speaker 5: say no babies.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, like.
Speaker 4: The guy tries to get up and like some dude
Speaker 4: came over to help him, they both fall back down.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, this is a mess.
Speaker 4: The bags are everywhere, the stroller is a mess, stroller
Speaker 4: will came off. It was so much that I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm here now, but.
Speaker 1: Now let's get back to this audition. Did you book it?
Speaker 2: Who knows? But like I was in a good mood
Speaker 2: after that.
Speaker 4: I was like, you got to see people fall down
Speaker 4: the stairs to just reevaluate your life.
Speaker 2: You're like, it.
Speaker 1: Could be worse.
Speaker 5: You could be at the bottom of the stairs with
Speaker 5: some lady's shroler that you bang right like I hope
Speaker 5: she showed him like a titiom.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: She yelled at him.
Speaker 5: She yelled at he should have thrown the stroller back
Speaker 5: up the stairs and made her carry it.
Speaker 2: He should have, he but he couldn't. He looked hurt.
Speaker 1: He was so mad because he's like I should.
Speaker 4: Have been the bum nigga that I was gonna be
Speaker 4: that I am that I am. But I hear him
Speaker 4: trying to be a good Samaritan as I was, as
Speaker 4: I was about to yo.
Speaker 2: As soon as I put.
Speaker 1: My foot down, the almost like tapper, he came out
Speaker 1: of nowhere.
Speaker 4: I said, oh my god, this is oh my god,
Speaker 4: this was meant for me not to do this.
Speaker 1: Listen how much you want to bet? He asked her
Speaker 1: for her phone number. When he got he listen, I
Speaker 1: gotta shoot my shot or your sister's kids. I think
Speaker 1: he probably was like, so who I head up your insurance?
Speaker 4: Because he looked hurt. He looked like he needed some assistance.
Speaker 1: That lady didn't have no damn insurance. What what a bag?
Speaker 1: It was like one sorrow bag twelve h and m bag.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, gosh, god. There was a pretty girl.
Speaker 1: There was a rain It was a rainbow bag, a
Speaker 1: ten spot Jimmy Jack. There was an old Gucci bag
Speaker 1: that was like gifted to her that she still uses
Speaker 1: for stuff.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 5: There was a Victoria's Secret bag that was like a
Speaker 5: little ripped on the side Forever twenty one bag.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: It was a diff like a big Forever twenty one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that had Tupper wearing it. Mac's big brown bag. Whatever.
Speaker 5: Anyway, speaking of a big brown bag, Ye, I'm super
Speaker 5: excited about the episode today.
Speaker 1: Our guest is.
Speaker 5: A writer, he's a comedian, he is a philanthropist. He's
Speaker 5: a lover and a friend. Not a lover of mine,
Speaker 5: but a friend, and uh, you guys gonna love him.
Speaker 5: He is our did we decide what it was?
Speaker 1: Weed? He's our weed expert expert?
Speaker 3: N Hello, Hi, Yeah, how do you feel about what
Speaker 3: we talked about today? It was really funny. I also
Speaker 3: think sometimes you shouldn't do good deeds because you have
Speaker 3: to leave room for other people to do good deeds.
Speaker 3: So that's like a supportive role in the.
Speaker 1: Circle of you're giving the layup for somebody else to do.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is like a yes, and yes and improv
Speaker 3: you put a brick, they put a brick in the
Speaker 3: world now has a house.
Speaker 4: But but like, not in New York, though, When do
Speaker 4: you meet people who are really looking out for others?
Speaker 4: Not that much, like not that many, like there's not
Speaker 4: that many people, especially in the train station.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I was waiting to get out of
Speaker 5: the train station once and all these people were standing around,
Speaker 5: and I'm I'm impatient.
Speaker 1: I don't do lines. I went around to see what
Speaker 1: the problem was.
Speaker 5: It was a woman with a stroller trying to go
Speaker 5: up the stairs, and there were a bunch of men
Speaker 5: behind her, just waiting for her to go, and I
Speaker 5: had to walk around them and help carry this raggedy
Speaker 5: ass baby.
Speaker 1: Up the stairs. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: The whole time I'm walking up, I'm yelling at the
Speaker 5: men behind me because I'm like, y'all, this is what
Speaker 5: y'all are here for.
Speaker 3: But here's a take. If that never happened, you would
Speaker 3: never be telling this story. So I.
Speaker 1: Went and made it to my thing one time. God,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that you didn't d M that that
Speaker 1: guy that was.
Speaker 3: Just oh yes, you can have ruined a.
Speaker 5: Happy home before the baby was born, because you know,
Speaker 5: he would slide out for you for a little bit,
Speaker 5: for a little bit.
Speaker 1: He never got it exactly.
Speaker 3: I mean, he got curiosity, but he didn't killed that
Speaker 3: cat a wordsmith.
Speaker 1: Duane, let's talk about let's talk about weed.
Speaker 3: Okay, would you would?
Speaker 1: When did you start smoking weed?
Speaker 6: On?
Speaker 4: Hold on the listeners don't know what's going on with
Speaker 4: this man's foot.
Speaker 1: Right, but I would? But the foot is connected to
Speaker 1: the weeds.
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know the story.
Speaker 1: I don't know the ma I don't know the connected Okay.
Speaker 3: When I started smoking weed, when I was working in
Speaker 3: Chicago at an improv theater for the white people, and
Speaker 3: my friend was like, Yo, you should smoke weed because
Speaker 3: you anxious all the time because you're around a lot
Speaker 3: of white people and uh. And I was like okay,
Speaker 3: So I tried it and I was like, oh, this
Speaker 3: isn't for me. And then I had a panic attack
Speaker 3: and went to the hospital because of the weed. No,
Speaker 3: just because like I think a black man got like
Speaker 3: shot by the cops that week and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, it's so hard to be black and uh.
Speaker 3: And I went to the hospital and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you just have unchecked panic attacks. And the doctor was like,
Speaker 3: do you smoke weed? And I was like you He
Speaker 3: was like uh no, but like I would recommend it,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I guess I'll try it again.
Speaker 2: The doctor recommended weed.
Speaker 3: Yes, like once all the doctors went out. No, he
Speaker 3: was like a Middle Eastern person.
Speaker 1: That's strange.
Speaker 4: He knows that you ain't got insurance because we'd be
Speaker 4: like just take like anxiety pills.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just like.
Speaker 1: Smoking. And I was like, Okay, did you sell you
Speaker 1: weed at the hospital.
Speaker 3: No, I wish She's like I know a guy.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: But then I just I started smoking it. But now
Speaker 3: I smoke weed specifically for like different things, like I
Speaker 3: have different strengths weed for different things, Like right now
Speaker 3: I'm on like a sativa because I have to be
Speaker 3: like creative and talk to people. But last night I
Speaker 3: was I smoked a indica, like an indica dominant, like
Speaker 3: the most dominant, so I can just go to sleep
Speaker 3: because you know, I have a boot on my foot.
Speaker 1: Well let's talk about this boot.
Speaker 3: Okay. I don't live here no more in New York.
Speaker 3: So I came back to visit and I went to
Speaker 3: my friend's house who lives in green Point. I don't
Speaker 3: know his house like that?
Speaker 1: There is a wait, is a house spacious?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's real long, but like narrow.
Speaker 1: Okay, a railroad style so like a long home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is like a long home. It's like a.
Speaker 1: Four year he's got a four year as a as
Speaker 1: a place. Is it like a railroad style house? So
Speaker 1: you have to walk?
Speaker 3: You guys are saying a bunch of things. I do
Speaker 3: not know.
Speaker 1: You got to walk through all the rooms next?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, So like last night when I came home
Speaker 3: really late, I couldn't go into the living room because
Speaker 3: I would have to walk through his bedroom to get
Speaker 3: to the living room.
Speaker 5: Right right, I feel like the bedroom would be at
Speaker 5: the end. I got to walk through the bedroom to
Speaker 5: get to the living room.
Speaker 3: It's in the middle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's but a railroad is supposed to you supposed
Speaker 4: to walk past the rooms first and then a living room.
Speaker 1: Why also, how you know it? Are you making this hunt?
Speaker 1: He could have set it up so that his room
Speaker 1: was the living room and then just made yeah, the
Speaker 1: living room the bedroom. He could have because he picked
Speaker 1: the rooms. No, when he moved in.
Speaker 3: No, because the living rooms has a door to the outside.
Speaker 2: Well, this sounds complicated. That's why we don't live in Greenpoint.
Speaker 3: And this is why I shouldn't have gotten really high
Speaker 3: in the middle of the night. And I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: I just Nika Gatta has snacks. So I was just
Speaker 3: searching through his house for snats and ran into a
Speaker 3: wall and it fractured my ring pinky ring toe on
Speaker 3: my left foot. You got a ring toe, yeah, you
Speaker 3: know that, like the toe that's next to the pinky toe, not.
Speaker 1: The big toe and the pinky toe, but the ringtoe.
Speaker 2: But you don't have a real ring on it.
Speaker 1: Though ish.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't follow you immediately.
Speaker 3: That would be such a statement.
Speaker 4: It's so tacky. It goes along with French manicures. It
Speaker 4: goes hand in hand.
Speaker 5: Like I feel like a ring toe goes with an anklet.
Speaker 5: Cis and you wear a charmed anklet.
Speaker 3: Are you a child or a dying spirit.
Speaker 1: Or are you Jessica Biel.
Speaker 4: It's just my feet a really wide and long and
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I feel like a little anklet would
Speaker 4: make my foot look daintier.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Just the position just makes your
Speaker 1: foot look bigger.
Speaker 4: No, no, bitch, it really makes my ankles look cute.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 5: Also, I feel like ring toe like toe rings usually
Speaker 5: go on like the second toe, Yes, they do, the
Speaker 5: longer one.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, my second toe is not long it is.
Speaker 3: My toes are perfectly diagonals.
Speaker 1: Sure, I toast you too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's the saying?
Speaker 5: Like, isn't there something like if your second toe is big,
Speaker 5: longer than your big toe, what is the thing that
Speaker 5: people say you have.
Speaker 3: I was going to say something terrible.
Speaker 1: Say everything's terrible, say cancer, but like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: the way that is terrible was going to be terrible
Speaker 1: if you're a second No, it's something. It's like, if
Speaker 1: your second toe is longer than your big toe, then
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: When I was in elementary school, they said if you
Speaker 3: had hair on your knuckles, that mean you jacked off
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 1: That's I did hear that. Never heard that. Yes, the
Speaker 1: devil is right there. I don't really have hairy knuckles.
Speaker 4: So wait, So I'm proud of you that you were
Speaker 4: looking for snacks and and ntel it fractured your foot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the next day I just stayed at home. Well,
Speaker 3: I I limped. I was like, oh, it's fine. I
Speaker 3: would just go to sleep. I hit my toe and
Speaker 3: then in the morning it didn't hurt as much because
Speaker 3: I wasn't moving. And then I decided to go to
Speaker 3: a Taco Bell KFC.
Speaker 1: That was like, well, I love those combos. Nobody love those.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the chicken that they use for freaking Taco Bell
Speaker 4: is the KFC chicken get out.
Speaker 1: That's nasty world.
Speaker 4: That sometimes sometimes when Taco Bell runs out of grease,
Speaker 4: they use KFC grease.
Speaker 1: No, yo, so you never.
Speaker 4: Had barbecue sauce on your tacos, bitch, I don't eat
Speaker 4: Taco Bell anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm not in high school.
Speaker 4: Oh do you hear it? Like the elitist out of respectability?
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 1: On like bread, like you're eating.
Speaker 3: You don't know what happened to that dog because dogs
Speaker 3: don't live long.
Speaker 1: The SPCA was like, I don't like what you guys
Speaker 1: are doing.
Speaker 3: I used to work for them in college, a s
Speaker 3: p c A and I got fired at the two days.
Speaker 1: Why so you kick a cat?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: So when you're like a canvasser, I was a canaser
Speaker 3: for the sp Yeah, and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, do you have a minute to talk about?
Speaker 1: And people are like shut up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So in Chicago, which is very segregated where I'm from. Uh,
Speaker 3: they put me in like a very rich suburb, and
Speaker 3: the cops got called on me multiple times. So I
Speaker 3: made no money. And then the next day I got put.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can make money at the SPC. I thought
Speaker 1: that was like pro bona war.
Speaker 3: Oh no, like that's like you have to get people
Speaker 3: to donate money. And they had a rule that if
Speaker 3: after two days you didn't raise one hundred dollars, you
Speaker 3: got fired.
Speaker 5: And everybody who does that job must get fired because
Speaker 5: I've never seen anybody stop and give money to those people.
Speaker 2: You never wanted to give money to me.
Speaker 3: Now you will be surprised how many white women can
Speaker 3: get money from anyone. That's what it was. It was
Speaker 3: me and a bunch of white women. And then I
Speaker 3: got fired from a guy who tried to convince me
Speaker 3: to join Scientology when I was in New York.
Speaker 1: What a story.
Speaker 3: He was the boss, so he was here also, he
Speaker 3: was the boss.
Speaker 1: That's full circle.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're doing better now.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Did you consider joining Scientology?
Speaker 3: I did? I was like, what y'all got to offer?
Speaker 3: What's the pros and cons?
Speaker 2: You gotta have money.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 4: You have to have money if you want to do
Speaker 4: Scientology right, you have to have coins.
Speaker 1: How you do it right, it's wrong either way, however
Speaker 1: you slice it up.
Speaker 3: Well, I was told if you go to the like
Speaker 3: Celebrity Center in West Hollywood, yes, that they have a
Speaker 3: really good brunch and it's free.
Speaker 4: Next time we should go to the brunch because that's
Speaker 4: how they're trying to get you though, like, and you know,
Speaker 4: we like free.
Speaker 1: Food, so that's how they're like, Oh, but I just
Speaker 1: feel like.
Speaker 4: If you have free food, then you're not gonna get
Speaker 4: the right type of people anyway.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: Scientology is not out here trying to recruit niggas like free.
Speaker 3: Food, which is why you can go get the free food,
Speaker 3: and then they would be like, goddamn.
Speaker 5: Cruise didn't enjoin Scientology because he was hungry and needed
Speaker 5: an egg benedict.
Speaker 1: Like, so next time we're in LA, we should go
Speaker 1: to the Scientology Celebrity Center to get free food.
Speaker 4: I'm scared though, because what if, like what if your
Speaker 4: week and you're like, damn, maybe I should like.
Speaker 1: Sydney, and I feel like you're talking about you.
Speaker 3: Because I'm strong, are meant to be let them do
Speaker 3: that to you.
Speaker 2: I don't like this game.
Speaker 1: This is one of your weeks, is Ain't nobody say
Speaker 1: the week?
Speaker 5: I mean only one of us does wear an anklet, though,
Speaker 5: so that probably would be the least Lincoln.
Speaker 3: I mean, the only thing I'm weak about is a
Speaker 3: good brunch.
Speaker 5: How dare you know what the menu is? Is it
Speaker 5: a crunchy brunch?
Speaker 3: I hear it is just a buffet of delectable.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't like a buffet brunch. I don't like
Speaker 1: a buffet brunch.
Speaker 4: I think it's because sometimes people put their hands and
Speaker 4: stuff and it's it.
Speaker 1: Just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 3: It's not sanitary.
Speaker 2: I saw a video sanitary.
Speaker 5: I saw a video on Instagram of this guy at
Speaker 5: a buffet and you know how they have like the
Speaker 5: spoons putting it back in the thing.
Speaker 1: With the ladle and if you're high, I feel like
Speaker 1: that's a stunt you would pull.
Speaker 3: Oh it for you? Okay, okay, let's talk about it.
Speaker 4: I've seen I've seen how people do so reckless ship
Speaker 4: that it's like, come on, dude, you're gonna put your
Speaker 4: whole hand.
Speaker 1: But is it is it hot like weed high? Or
Speaker 1: is it something else high?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I mean people who do math.
Speaker 2: If you're doing math or heroin, you're not hungry. You're
Speaker 2: doing nothing with food.
Speaker 3: It's really I've never done that. I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not really I'm telling y'all.
Speaker 3: I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I mean you don't. We don't eat. I mean they
Speaker 1: don't eat.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: But I've been I've I've had like weed cake before
Speaker 4: and I've eaten too much of the cake. Yeah, And
Speaker 4: I'm just like taking slices at first, and then I
Speaker 4: was like, you know what, let me just put my
Speaker 4: hand in this, like you know, you know, like the
Speaker 4: little crumbs that come at the bottom, like from and
Speaker 4: you can't do that when you're high, because you'll just
Speaker 4: go You'll keep slicing just to get those crumbs.
Speaker 2: It's the dumb ship that you do.
Speaker 5: Honestly, the crumbs that are at the bottom of the
Speaker 5: cake or the fries that are at the bottom of
Speaker 5: the bag.
Speaker 1: We do we even know what's.
Speaker 3: Better, Yeah, is at the bottom of the bag bottom.
Speaker 1: Of a bi Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 4: So you write a lot, and you're very creative, Like
Speaker 4: how do you do you like you were going to
Speaker 4: work zoo every day?
Speaker 3: Well, writing in late night it's just the saddest ship
Speaker 3: talk about it, and this is gonna be a good opinion,
Speaker 3: But I do feel like late night as a genre,
Speaker 3: it's just a bunch of privileged people speaking of things
Speaker 3: that don't truly affect them. But being a black homosexual
Speaker 3: man from impovers South side of Chicago, everything was a
Speaker 3: personal bullet to my soul. And I was like niggas, giants,
Speaker 3: children in cages, whole shit.
Speaker 1: So in order were like, let me make this funny, though.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, trauma, but funny, yea. And in
Speaker 3: order for me to like get past the first layer
Speaker 3: of jokes would just be like fuck these people. Uh.
Speaker 3: I truly had to be high, and I think everybody
Speaker 3: in that space was like, yeah, you create the best
Speaker 3: work from this place, so like we don't care, just
Speaker 3: go write the goddamn jokes. And I was like, thank
Speaker 3: you for allowing me to thrive in the way that
Speaker 3: I know best.
Speaker 1: What kind of weed were you smoking to get through work?
Speaker 3: It was purely a sativa, just because I needed my
Speaker 3: brain to like move quickly.
Speaker 1: Now, for the people who don't smoke or don't know,
Speaker 1: can you tell us what the difference between Indica and sativa. Okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So on the spectrum from sativa to indica, Sativa
Speaker 3: is the most head high. It uh gets the like
Speaker 3: creative juice flowing. It makes you think more, okay, whereas
Speaker 3: Indica is the downer, is the one that puts you
Speaker 3: in the couch, one where you don't want you move.
Speaker 1: Like your body feels heavy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I smoked that once.
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm gonna go to Trader Jokes and
Speaker 5: I was like, let me get high first, and I
Speaker 5: got up and put my coat on, and I was like.
Speaker 3: It's impossible.
Speaker 1: On the ground.
Speaker 4: But how do you know, Like you have to ask
Speaker 4: the dealer specifically, Hey, I get a sativa because I
Speaker 4: feel like, like when I was smoking weed, it was just.
Speaker 1: Whatever, I don't know what. It was, like a chicken
Speaker 1: pot pie of.
Speaker 4: Weed, like different types at the ends of ship, Like
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 3: I have to say, to be able to smoke weed
Speaker 3: in this fashion is a privilege, because you have to
Speaker 3: either be able to go to a dispensary or have
Speaker 3: a weed connect that's that advance. Like here, I have
Speaker 3: a delivery service that has a menu that's like this
Speaker 3: is ridiculous, seamless a menu that has like graphics that's
Speaker 3: really nice. I mean I wish I could leave it yet,
Speaker 3: but it's illegal. They have a menu and they send
Speaker 3: it to you and has like truly like the milligrams.
Speaker 3: What kind it is? Like what it will have you feeling?
Speaker 4: Compairs with and like what goes well with?
Speaker 1: Like your your sign is. There's like a specific weed
Speaker 1: like I should do that.
Speaker 3: I love a scorpio weed.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's like a new business right there.
Speaker 3: I mean I don't have the knowledge, but somebody.
Speaker 1: So we got a growth weed?
Speaker 3: What we could do what white people do? Hire a
Speaker 3: bunch of people and then we just be the faces
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We can't be the faces of anything.
Speaker 3: Berg has a weed line?
Speaker 1: What poopy go breag looks like? She has a weed line?
Speaker 2: What's her weedline?
Speaker 3: Clause? It's like I forget, but it's like very it's
Speaker 3: like weed like bath bombs and like.
Speaker 5: Oh so topical stuff. Go ahead, missu. I was gonna
Speaker 5: say Winfree, but that's not her last name.
Speaker 4: Okaybert Well, my friend who lives in Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: She has she grows like for real for real weed
Speaker 1: and she.
Speaker 4: Has like a whole room for Why have I never
Speaker 4: met this friend all the years that we've been friends
Speaker 4: and I know you, why don't you introduce me to
Speaker 4: your friends? I just reconnected with her and when I
Speaker 4: first of all, her place is beautiful, gorgeous, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, y'all for this? And then I saw this,
Speaker 4: Oh okay, cool, cool, cool, and so I was like,
Speaker 4: can I take a picture of this.
Speaker 5: She's like, no, I'm surprised you asked sneaking.
Speaker 1: Photos of people regularly.
Speaker 4: Well, I asked because I wouldn't want her to go
Speaker 4: off on me if I did that was it was
Speaker 4: so beautiful the way it was set up. She's like,
Speaker 4: if I lived in l A, this wouldn't be an issue.
Speaker 1: But I'm in round.
Speaker 5: All the drug game is that strong in Rhode Island
Speaker 5: that the apartment is cute, the house.
Speaker 4: It was, it was stunning, and the smell of it,
Speaker 4: it was like it was a different type of weed.
Speaker 4: It was like weed that comes from a two parent home.
Speaker 4: We that went to private school.
Speaker 1: We didn't get free lunch. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: It was just really really good stuff. And you didn't
Speaker 5: like break a branch off or I grab a leaf.
Speaker 5: I wasn't even you know, just like what you could
Speaker 5: just pinch you with. I didn't even think about that
Speaker 5: because that would make me a thief. You made I
Speaker 5: don't win you were stolen anything. I'm stolen before, but
Speaker 5: like not as of late. Okay, all right, so now okay.
Speaker 1: You know what we call that breakthrough growth.
Speaker 4: Not as great, not as a sober person, but I
Speaker 4: feel like.
Speaker 1: If you're high on instantly only ever stole sober.
Speaker 3: I stole from old Navy one time. I just like
Speaker 3: put on multiple pairs of pants and just walked out.
Speaker 5: So they were all different sizes then the one they
Speaker 5: were just very very.
Speaker 1: The ones on the als I had to be bigger
Speaker 1: than the ones on the inside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like wore like small, tiny pants and then
Speaker 3: I put on some jeans and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put some like some cargoes.
Speaker 1: My friends.
Speaker 2: My friends used to do that at Bloomingdale's. They were
Speaker 2: going there and they would layer up.
Speaker 5: But how do you take the security tag? Yeah, because
Speaker 5: Bloomingdale's is if I feel like that's.
Speaker 1: A no no.
Speaker 4: But throw back Bloomingdale's they didn't have like security tags
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: And Navy was like, it was like we're bringing things
Speaker 3: back to old Navy.
Speaker 5: Yes, I saw a video on Instagram mistake, because so
Speaker 5: you know, this is where I get all of my
Speaker 5: learning done. If you wrap a condom around those security censors,
Speaker 5: they'll pop off.
Speaker 1: I was watching these videos.
Speaker 5: Of people that were showing them the things that like
Speaker 5: have the ink in them, and somebody commented, Oh, I
Speaker 5: work in retail, and now I understand what all these
Speaker 5: condoms in the fitting room are.
Speaker 1: I thought people were just having sex.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, me too.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make it. I've never seen just seeing.
Speaker 5: Dress Okay, I thought you had a dressing room sex.
Speaker 5: Never No, Dwyane, where.
Speaker 3: Where then was I? That's when I was still banging
Speaker 3: girls and it was easier you were.
Speaker 1: I don't know the listeners that you've dated.
Speaker 2: I don't know if the listeners can hear the games.
Speaker 1: Dwayne is a homosexual, is a professional.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a for hoodie.
Speaker 2: He's a fur hoodie.
Speaker 1: Okay, what wait? But wait?
Speaker 5: He just got sweatpants on gray, like gray sweatpants, trying
Speaker 5: to tapered.
Speaker 1: But you're giving me like hood gategga. I love it.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Potray.
Speaker 3: I mean, I would say that's the one thing I
Speaker 3: miss about having sex with girls is how convenient it was.
Speaker 1: How long were you women? You talk about it? Are
Speaker 1: you begging women while wearing like an anklet?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Because in my mind, that's why were you hooking up
Speaker 1: with girls? Dude?
Speaker 3: I had girlfriends up till I was seventeen, and.
Speaker 1: You started dating women win when I was well.
Speaker 3: I had my first kiss in third grade. It was
Speaker 3: so fast. Yeah, and then I remember the first time
Speaker 3: I got jerked off was in the back of a bus.
Speaker 3: I think I was in fourth children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I know I went. I grew up in the yo.
Speaker 5: That is, people were fucking in school clasic ghetto, you know,
Speaker 5: having sexy school closets. That's why r Kelly can't read.
Speaker 1: He's from Chicago and he was banging people.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's a party. I mean it's it's
Speaker 3: a problem truly. And then I started having no but
Speaker 3: I started you need a hug.
Speaker 1: Where on the school bus were you sitting when you
Speaker 1: got dripped on the seat?
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 5: You always got to do the back. I feel like
Speaker 5: it's Chicago.
Speaker 1: They do it in the front, like the third one
Speaker 1: back with the seat belt one.
Speaker 3: We have no couth. Uh yeah. And then I got
Speaker 3: like a serious girlfriend for like a couple of years
Speaker 3: in high school and I lost my virginity with her,
Speaker 3: and that's who I was just like having sex with
Speaker 3: all over the place.
Speaker 1: Did you like it?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I mean it felt good. There was
Speaker 3: just like no emotional attachment.
Speaker 4: But I feel like that's most men. Okay, Like, so
Speaker 4: are you even really gay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about it because oh.
Speaker 1: My god, this is a gay. It's like, we don't
Speaker 1: really feel like.
Speaker 3: You're gay, mars something else?
Speaker 1: Can you just be like psych?
Speaker 3: I'm like maybe.
Speaker 4: So we pulled up your files and it seems like
Speaker 4: you've been liking sex with women.
Speaker 3: I mean I enjoyed like physical touches that they that
Speaker 3: feels good no matter what. But whenever I would do it,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, I wish you'd had a dick,
Speaker 3: Like I would just think, yeah, I would be like,
Speaker 3: oh I wish you were like someone else, like.
Speaker 1: I wish your hands had more cash.
Speaker 3: But like a penis inside something warm will still feel
Speaker 3: good no.
Speaker 1: Matter what, because you guys are animals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just the thoughts, like what you have to
Speaker 3: think of to get there you'd be like.
Speaker 1: You were in her room.
Speaker 4: You were in her room and you're like, wow, I
Speaker 4: wish you just didn't have any pillowcases on your and
Speaker 4: he was.
Speaker 1: In her room, like can we just do this thing?
Speaker 1: Your brothers a lot of posters in here.
Speaker 2: What kind of weed is good to have sex on?
Speaker 1: Beautiful?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I had sex a couple of days
Speaker 3: ago and it was true, holy shit, Like it had
Speaker 3: a different experience. It's great, it is. I would recommend it.
Speaker 1: But what we do you recommend for high sex?
Speaker 3: A hybrid like a sativa into a hybrid, so like
Speaker 3: you're going up and down at the same time. So
Speaker 3: like because the thing is like the sex was like
Speaker 3: where the like sativa park was in. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I am able to my penis touching your inside Like
Speaker 3: it felt like it's like a different thing.
Speaker 1: When you were straight.
Speaker 3: This was like three days agree years.
Speaker 5: Ago, touching your inside. Okay, so you're a top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I'm asking real questions. Listeners want to I
Speaker 1: mean listeners know because they hurt. Also.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then like once it was over, like we
Speaker 3: could not move, so we just like had to go
Speaker 3: to sleep in the filth, which was like kind of gross,
Speaker 3: but also like we're in this together.
Speaker 4: But that's also like not even a weed thing. That's
Speaker 4: just like if you haven't good sex, you just gonna
Speaker 4: lay it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that added and clean up.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, man, I feel ashamed. You're supposed to
Speaker 1: pee right a few have sex or else you're gonna
Speaker 1: get like a easter.
Speaker 3: Oh that's one of those heterosexual problems. You never have
Speaker 3: to do that. Sorry for you.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what's kind of weed that you if you
Speaker 4: want to if you just want to hang out with
Speaker 4: friends and like get to another level with them, and
Speaker 4: says that smoke weed and they have these crazy conversations.
Speaker 3: The deepest conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we talking about?
Speaker 5: How have we never Well, we smoked together last night
Speaker 5: and it had it was like weed with like shards
Speaker 5: in it or whatever, like a little orange things.
Speaker 1: What's that meth? I don't know?
Speaker 5: You know, like when they like roll it in like
Speaker 5: the like the weed dust Keith, and you're like higher.
Speaker 3: This this is what I would recommend if you really
Speaker 3: want to do get high. So you roll a blunt okay,
Speaker 3: cover it and weed infuse honey, and then you sprinkle
Speaker 3: it with Keith and it.
Speaker 1: Where does one get weed infused honey.
Speaker 3: From this menu place that I order from, They have
Speaker 3: to get MESI.
Speaker 1: It's not price like.
Speaker 3: A small jar of honey. Probably be like the.
Speaker 2: Jar weed in a jar dollar doesn't feel good.
Speaker 1: I could kid honey from Trader Joe's for like eight dollars, but.
Speaker 3: You can't get high. Putting it on your toes like
Speaker 3: it's very is a different experience. Well, I dip cookies
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 4: Friend of mine, a friend of mine uses the volcano
Speaker 4: and the weed from the volcano. She makes like weed
Speaker 4: butter that she could do anything with it, So we
Speaker 4: could literally do that at home.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I plan on having a week cake at my wedding.
Speaker 3: Like two options of being like, this is a cake,
Speaker 3: we're weeding it. This is a non cake. I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Yes for your love.
Speaker 4: No, but then if you have a wee cake, then
Speaker 4: you can't drink at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's at the end of day.
Speaker 3: I don't drink alcoholic. I'm just gonna make everybody do
Speaker 3: exactly what I do because it's my wedding.
Speaker 1: I don't know that you didn't drink.
Speaker 3: It's nasty, you miss. That's the only reason, Oh.
Speaker 1: You have sex in fitting rooms. You gross.
Speaker 3: That's when I was seventeen. Okay, thank you for everyone.
Speaker 1: Three days ago when you got high and had sex
Speaker 1: and laid in it afterwards. Also, that was this person?
Speaker 1: Was it a piece? Are you single? Like?
Speaker 3: Are y'all?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I'm with the person.
Speaker 1: Really thinks so single in these streets.
Speaker 3: I just don't like people in my business.
Speaker 1: In New York though.
Speaker 3: No, but she was days ago. Somebody I wasn't here. Yes,
Speaker 3: you were, dude, days ago.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't let me check, three years ago.
Speaker 1: You were here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was on my it was on my birthday,
Speaker 3: but I was. I spent the first half of my
Speaker 3: birthday in Chicago.
Speaker 1: In Chicago. That's stupid. That's a long distance. It's terrible. Actually,
Speaker 1: maybe it's not that bad.
Speaker 3: I mean, long distance is perfect for me because I
Speaker 3: can go somewhere fuck a bunch, and then go and
Speaker 3: do my work. And that's why I'm thriving.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, sis, he's doing pretty well.
Speaker 3: I don't need people like and people don't even know
Speaker 3: like where I live. Most of the time. I just
Speaker 3: hate people.
Speaker 1: Your vagabond, I'm like, very he's a hobo with a
Speaker 1: stick tied to his clothes.
Speaker 4: You're homeless, but make it fashion.
Speaker 3: I don't have a job. Okay, so much week because unemployed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you had to pay for this weed. You
Speaker 1: got thirty dollars honeys.
Speaker 3: I mean I have a savings account that you're using
Speaker 3: to buy weed. No, I have a lot of money
Speaker 3: in my checkings account.
Speaker 1: So do you even try to act like your eyete?
Speaker 4: But I don't unemployed people that are like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: that is really unemployed.
Speaker 1: Though you just know how to say I'm unemployed. I'm
Speaker 1: not poor.
Speaker 5: I mean I'm not broke though, yeah, I ain't got
Speaker 5: no money to.
Speaker 1: Like extra money, but like you got to learn how
Speaker 1: to save your coin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and while you're making like I feel like a
Speaker 3: lot of people equate weed to like alcohol, where I
Speaker 3: equate weed to coffee, where like I smoke weed to
Speaker 3: like do stuff. So I don't feel like we just
Speaker 3: like an extra purgage. Like it's like a part of
Speaker 3: my day being like, oh yeah, I have to write
Speaker 3: a thing. I mean, hit this really quick. Have some
Speaker 3: juices flowing.
Speaker 5: Now here's a question. When you wake up in the morning,
Speaker 5: are you waking in baking or are you brushing your
Speaker 5: teeth and then getting high.
Speaker 3: It depends on the day. Like I don't have like
Speaker 3: a wheat schedule. It's so I'm like, oh I I I.
Speaker 2: Nice with your weed.
Speaker 1: Huh, it's it's not.
Speaker 3: It's strategic. So like, if I have nothing to do,
Speaker 3: I'll smoke. We have something to do. I'd be like,
Speaker 3: WHOA is this situation good for me to be high?
Speaker 3: In most situations, I've just practiced being high. In those
Speaker 3: situations you practice, I mean you do drills.
Speaker 4: You do drills at house.
Speaker 3: In Chicago, I was working at a really terrible uh
Speaker 3: improv theater called Second City and drag them.
Speaker 1: Why were they terrible?
Speaker 3: They were? They were the worst kind of liberal white people.
Speaker 3: They were the kind of people who would be like,
Speaker 3: we want diversity, come to us, but you have to
Speaker 3: tell us if we're doing something wrong so that we
Speaker 3: can fix it. And then the people of color would
Speaker 3: be like, yo, all of this is racist, and they'd
Speaker 3: be like, why are you so hard to work with?
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, you told me to come to you.
Speaker 4: So it was just you have a specific situation that
Speaker 4: happened that you were like.
Speaker 3: Sydney get the TC Oh my god. Yes, this was
Speaker 3: one of the worst things ever. So a group of
Speaker 3: black people that were working there wanted to put together
Speaker 3: a Black Lives Matter show and they said, sure, but
Speaker 3: only if you give half of the proceeds to the cops.
Speaker 3: And we were like, are you why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, Second cities sound like they Oh my god.
Speaker 3: They also sent all their black actors to speech therapy
Speaker 3: at one time, because they know.
Speaker 1: They did not Some of them can't speak that well either.
Speaker 3: I mean, none of them could. I was like, what
Speaker 3: are you saying?
Speaker 1: Are they still taking people I need a speech therapist?
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: That they would be like, yes, black lesbian woman, we
Speaker 3: can use you on our pamphlets.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'll do the pamphlet right.
Speaker 3: I mean, I was definitely one of the pat.
Speaker 1: Sit on a chair backwards, just like cool, I'm here.
Speaker 3: But I was on the show. And then I would
Speaker 3: try to get as high as pot and see if
Speaker 3: I can still do it, and I would like really
Speaker 3: test myself. And there were days where I would like
Speaker 3: get up to talk and be like, oh, somebody else
Speaker 3: got to do this. And then there were days where
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is good, like and I
Speaker 3: found that line. So now I'm a pretty functioning no
Speaker 3: you and.
Speaker 4: I feel like you, Becca O'Neill. There's a couple of
Speaker 4: people who, like I know, smoke a lot, And when
Speaker 4: I see.
Speaker 2: Your tweets, I'm like, damn, I need this weed.
Speaker 4: Like it's so well thought out and it's just like
Speaker 4: I know you're you're train of thought because you're going
Speaker 4: from here to like there, all all in a couple
Speaker 4: of minutes. Love it, and you use all of the
Speaker 4: characters every last.
Speaker 3: Time do I talk?
Speaker 1: So two hundred all of them. You don't hold back.
Speaker 3: I mean, Chicago really ruined me as a person. So
Speaker 3: weed has found places of my personality that I didn't need,
Speaker 3: that I didn't know I have.
Speaker 1: What are the worst people to get high with?
Speaker 3: Yeah, people that you don't trust, because then you can
Speaker 3: get very panics. So today, before I came here, I
Speaker 3: smoked and I got on the train and because I
Speaker 3: don't feel completely comfortable about it bunching around the white people.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of white people on that train.
Speaker 3: What if someone starts shooting? Like it was like, oh,
Speaker 3: who's been killing people in the news? White man since
Speaker 3: the beginning been like oh shit. So I did get
Speaker 3: like a little bit paranoid, and in those situations I
Speaker 3: have to like take a lot of deep breaths. But yeah,
Speaker 3: you have to foresee the situation you're going to be in.
Speaker 3: And if that's a normal situation that give you anxiety,
Speaker 3: you might not want to.
Speaker 5: You know, what works for me when I am too high,
Speaker 5: or if I start to feel anxious and I'm high,
Speaker 5: or I take an edible and I'm on the train.
Speaker 1: If I listen to like Spanish music, it relaxes me.
Speaker 5: That's like in the uber that I was in yesterday,
Speaker 5: I was so high, but the driver was this like
Speaker 5: Latino woman and she was playing like Batshata music and
Speaker 5: I was sitting in the front seat and I was like.
Speaker 1: This is crossing.
Speaker 5: I couldn't even keep my eyes like they were crossed.
Speaker 5: And I was on the bridge like that's what.
Speaker 1: A good night?
Speaker 5: Just like I don't know if that if that's something
Speaker 5: that maybe you want to try when you're anxious surrounded
Speaker 5: by white people on the train.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just I'm putting it out there.
Speaker 3: I did put on music. I was listening to girl
Speaker 3: groups though, like a British girl group like s Club seven,
Speaker 3: Little Mix. Yeah, I was listening to them this morning too.
Speaker 1: I was listening to them this morning.
Speaker 3: Is a British girl group Little Yeah. It's like four you.
Speaker 1: Know we when there was a video that we did
Speaker 1: for Vidiots and it was the.
Speaker 5: Shout out to my ex. Oh yeah girls that look
Speaker 5: like the bred Dolls.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was listening to them because pop music has like,
Speaker 3: uh like simple beats that are just like easy to
Speaker 3: cling to. So my brain was like, yeah, think about this,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about getting shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But that's why I like the because it's like one,
Speaker 1: two three.
Speaker 2: I never got I can.
Speaker 4: I just never really got into weed like that because
Speaker 4: I just feel like I'm already off the walls and
Speaker 4: I don't need to be paranoid and I don't need
Speaker 4: to be down because I'm already a down person. So
Speaker 4: it's just like the fact that there's so many different
Speaker 4: types of weed out there. Now I'm a little annoyed
Speaker 4: because I'm like, oh, I had variety. But when I
Speaker 4: was like doing edibles and whatnot, I didn't feel like
Speaker 4: there was a lot of options.
Speaker 3: I mean, in the hood, there really is not, and
Speaker 3: you really are just taking a chance.
Speaker 2: You said, girl, you were in the ghetto.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't know what they're you're smoking.
Speaker 3: No, they just trying to make some money.
Speaker 1: They're like, this is a with a little bit of
Speaker 1: a Satifa in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and people are trying to like forget that they
Speaker 3: in the hood, so they like no matter what, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's true.
Speaker 4: Well one time we took an edible and it was
Speaker 4: for Halloween. Well, I'm always the one that takes too much.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I'll take half and then I'm like
Speaker 4: I don't feel it.
Speaker 1: That's not even what She'll be like Marie, should I
Speaker 1: take more? Should we do some more?
Speaker 5: And I've already like I know that it hits you
Speaker 5: in like waves. And so Sydney took this more of
Speaker 5: this edible.
Speaker 1: Did you take more? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I did. We went to a we went to a party.
Speaker 5: It didn't hit us until after the party was over.
Speaker 4: Like the party was we were like damn, it's like yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like two hours in We're like what this
Speaker 1: is garbage? And then as soon as the lights came on,
Speaker 1: we were like, oh, well, we can't go home.
Speaker 4: So we went to a deli, got a bacon, egg
Speaker 4: and cheese, ate like devoured that.
Speaker 1: When I tell you, we laughed for like an hour and.
Speaker 5: Sat in the bodega and eight the sandwiches and like,
Speaker 5: I don't they had a sitting area.
Speaker 2: It was like a restaurant.
Speaker 5: It was me, Sydney and the bodega cat. And then
Speaker 5: Sydney was like, should I get another?
Speaker 1: And I got another one cheese and she devoured that to.
Speaker 4: Bang that out, and I was like, dude, I have
Speaker 4: a video of us just like cackling so hard and
Speaker 4: we're like, why are we laughing?
Speaker 2: We didn't even know why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just wearing wigs and looking.
Speaker 3: Such a beautiful moment.
Speaker 1: It was actually, that's like a milestone in our friendship.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious.
Speaker 3: I laughed like I was in La like a couple
Speaker 3: weeks ago, and I have never laughed this hard in
Speaker 3: my life. I was watching I got so high with
Speaker 3: my friends. We like cooked. We were like we're grown ups.
Speaker 3: First dinner I cooked, Uh, I cooked mac and cheese
Speaker 3: for the first time. I creating a root.
Speaker 1: What kind of cheese is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, is like a cheese sauce that you make with
Speaker 3: butter and flour and cheese and season and you like
Speaker 3: pour it over the noods.
Speaker 1: So that on Rachel Ray because I don't know.
Speaker 4: You didn't baked macaroni and cheese though, no, you didn't
Speaker 4: make Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: I'm not there yet.
Speaker 4: I'm you're making it a cream based like what I mean,
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: My grandmother would rolling her grave hearing this.
Speaker 1: Sydney, do you make mac and cheese?
Speaker 4: I've done it before, and I've realized that it's like
Speaker 4: I feel like you have to have like orthopedic socks on,
Speaker 4: Like you need to be an older black woman and
Speaker 4: make mac and cheese with the amount of like sol
Speaker 4: in history for it to like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a dialysis course.
Speaker 3: I was not good. It was mediocre. I'm truly I
Speaker 3: can't cook, but I'm really trying. Then we got really
Speaker 3: high and we watched blacks.
Speaker 1: All y'all made was this macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 3: And chicken like fried chicken?
Speaker 1: You fried chicken?
Speaker 3: Well I didn't, my friend did.
Speaker 1: How was your friend's chicken?
Speaker 3: It was like she knows how to cook better than me.
Speaker 4: We need to be honest about our friends who and
Speaker 4: then we had Then we need to stop the friends giving.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 2: I'm like at the point I.
Speaker 1: Don't hate a friends giving. I hate people saying friends giving.
Speaker 5: I don't like friends giving. Shut up, none of y'all
Speaker 5: can cook. It ain't no salt here friends Yet.
Speaker 4: I have a problem with friends giving because it's always
Speaker 4: people who there's never like a Google Google doc to
Speaker 4: tell you, like who made what, so we know that
Speaker 4: we haven't been so we'll have like one thing and
Speaker 4: that you're like, but where the fucking sides at? Or
Speaker 4: we'll have like too many, too many biscuits, but it's like,
Speaker 4: where's the rest of the food?
Speaker 1: Yah, you went to a crappy friends giving? Sis.
Speaker 5: I went to one and it was like organized by
Speaker 5: white people, and the Google doc came out with the
Speaker 5: invitations and it was like this what we need. Put
Speaker 5: your name next to what you're bringing, and if you're
Speaker 5: bringing something extra, put it in the in the Google doc.
Speaker 1: And it was It was good. It was great.
Speaker 3: I don't think I ever did it friends given because
Speaker 3: my family won't let me. H.
Speaker 1: They're like, you gotta come here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't see it because I don't see them.
Speaker 2: Friends giving is before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: No friendsgiving is like for people I thought, don't go
Speaker 5: home right, no, right, and they do Thanksgiving with their friends.
Speaker 4: Every friends giving I've had has always been before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: It's like you want to have Thanksgiving with your friends,
Speaker 4: like before you still want to celebrate with them.
Speaker 1: I thought I was for the orphans that don't go safe.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a better plan, I should ye, So.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have three things.
Speaker 3: I'm mad. I wasn't on that.
Speaker 1: Yes, I wasn't in that Google doc. Yeah it didn't
Speaker 1: at me.
Speaker 4: I mean, but you didn't want that anyway. It was
Speaker 4: a whole bunch of like waitresses who were like.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're gonna order this sweep of data.
Speaker 4: But what you're ordering potato pie? But then I'll have
Speaker 4: a friend who makes premieer, So that's great.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's pork shoulders, so delicious.
Speaker 5: Our friend Carolina does it like ethnic Spanish Spanish?
Speaker 4: Well wait, don't you hate when you go to somebody's
Speaker 4: house and they cook but the house is dirty.
Speaker 1: It's like I shouldn't really be eating.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I feel like we've probably didn't we've
Speaker 4: done that.
Speaker 5: But this person with the dirty house can really cook.
Speaker 5: So this person has lived in three dirty houses. Cheap
Speaker 5: eating a dirty home, that cat hair, a little dander, A.
Speaker 3: Little turkeys Adventure.
Speaker 1: Was did you clean chicken before you cook this? It
Speaker 1: tastes disgusting, yes, disgustingly good.
Speaker 4: What's the worst time you've been on weed? Like a
Speaker 4: terrible experience.
Speaker 3: It was the first time I ever heard a bong.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: So my friend had like a six foot bond because
Speaker 3: she's a weed enthusiast, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, extra, that means she's just too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, so I uh And this was
Speaker 3: like when I first started smoking, so I probably had
Speaker 3: smoked maybe ten times, just like literally like one hitters, right,
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, I am, I am, I
Speaker 3: am advanced. So I hit it once and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't feel anything. So I hit it a second
Speaker 3: time and I coughed for twelve hours.
Speaker 1: That means the weed is in your man.
Speaker 3: I called for so long and then I was sitting.
Speaker 1: There and you get higher that way, yeah.
Speaker 3: And it was fucking terrible. And like I started and
Speaker 3: I kept getting higher and higher, and I was like,
Speaker 3: will this stop? And she was like, you just got
Speaker 3: to like ride it out. And then I remember thinking
Speaker 3: that I was in a dollhouse and it was like
Speaker 3: the Truman Show and somebody's going to take off the
Speaker 3: roof and be like, none of this is real. Also,
Speaker 3: I convinced myself that I was mentally handicapped, that I
Speaker 3: couldn't use my legs anymore. So I had I like
Speaker 3: went through like the emotional journey of being like, oh
Speaker 3: I can't do what I've been I have to say
Speaker 3: my whole life, like I'm going to have to change
Speaker 3: my whole life because my legs don't work, So like
Speaker 3: what is my new career is going to be? Like
Speaker 3: where's my family gonna think when like I tell them.
Speaker 4: My legs you need to call the cops on that
Speaker 4: drug dealer because that's it was.
Speaker 3: It was. It's just because like at that point at
Speaker 3: the bond, No, it's just your mind because I've never
Speaker 3: been that high, so my brain was trying to rationalize
Speaker 3: something about I felt that way.
Speaker 1: Something about bongs just makes you higher, I know, and
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: And white people love a bomb. They're doing bong rips
Speaker 5: and you're like, okay, whatever, I'm gonna do it. And
Speaker 5: then you're like, oh no, no, I'm too high, and
Speaker 5: you're like, oh no, I'm way too high.
Speaker 3: I was high for like till the next morning. Well,
Speaker 3: I felt it coming out of my eyes driving and
Speaker 3: I was like, yo, this is crazy. And I stopped
Speaker 3: smoking for like a little bit after that. But now
Speaker 3: when I smoke, I just can now register like okay,
Speaker 3: I gotta go to sleep now.
Speaker 5: I can't register when I'm like, when i'm smoking if
Speaker 5: I'm going to be too high until after I've smoked.
Speaker 3: Too much already, and then you're just gone.
Speaker 5: But then it's just like, all right, well this is
Speaker 5: a great Thursday. I'm having a good I'm just I'm
Speaker 5: gonna sleep on your couch if that's cool.
Speaker 1: This is yeah. I love that when you're like, well
Speaker 1: this is my day now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, well this is what we're doing today, Wade.
Speaker 4: If you could smoke with anybody, who would it be?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Shut up, shut up, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Super Star. Now Jesus Christ, the magic One. Wait why
Speaker 3: because I want to be like, hey, you had Hella magic.
Speaker 3: Why ain't you do more? Because there's like so many parts. Okay.
Speaker 3: So I went to a Catholic college and they made
Speaker 3: me take this class called the Historical Jesus, about Jesus
Speaker 3: as a person versus him as a religious figure. So
Speaker 3: just like talk about him being like you had a nigga,
Speaker 3: had like a bunch of friends. He was very popular.
Speaker 1: It's just like a picture of Jesus in like jeans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like there's just there's just like one story about
Speaker 3: peach and was like relatable Chelsea.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And there was a story about him as like a
Speaker 3: little kid about how Mary and was Joseph nigga? Yeah
Speaker 3: Joseph uh Mary, Mary and Joseph will go to these
Speaker 3: cities and then the kids would pick on Jesus because
Speaker 3: Jesus was like, I'm the son of guy, and they
Speaker 3: were like, shut the fuck up, we don't care. And
Speaker 3: then he'd kill them like he likes he killed Yeah,
Speaker 3: he like smite them, like how uses Jesus powers to
Speaker 3: make them fall dead? And then the parents in the
Speaker 3: village would be like we have to go to Mary
Speaker 3: and Joseph, like can you tell them to bring our
Speaker 3: kids back? And then they'd have to leave the city
Speaker 3: and go to like a new city.
Speaker 1: I don't what chapter of the Book of the Bible
Speaker 1: is dead.
Speaker 3: It's they don't include it because they were like this
Speaker 3: doesn't create the narrative that we want, So where.
Speaker 1: Are these extra pages located? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Some old people got them at their house, Like.
Speaker 4: What does some scrolls that Bible is underneath the yellow pages.
Speaker 3: There's a bunch of books.
Speaker 1: Like this new one.
Speaker 3: There's different like editions of the Bible, like somebody published,
Speaker 3: like they take out parts of it that they don't think.
Speaker 1: Like these stories sound cool though.
Speaker 3: I know, but they was like, yeah, we can't let
Speaker 3: people know Jesus out here killings, being like that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm the son of guy Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm obsessed with Jesus Christ, Regina George, but.
Speaker 3: Like as like a fun character. Yeah, in my head,
Speaker 3: he was gay. That's blasphemous, but he was. His hair
Speaker 3: was long, not because he had a bunch of gay friends.
Speaker 3: They ain't never had sex with no women.
Speaker 1: I mean they was hanging out with a hoe though.
Speaker 3: There was exactly. And all my friends are host All
Speaker 3: my friends were hostsday doane Ye Yeah, either they were
Speaker 3: or they still hold.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well everybody has been a hole, that's true.
Speaker 6: Not me.
Speaker 1: Rebranding host Centennial twenty eighteen to be hosting Tennial twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because you failed at it, because I failed
Speaker 3: so bad.
Speaker 1: Yes, miserably failed at being a hoe this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesus didn't get his hair wet. He he died
Speaker 3: on the cross very dramatically. He came back very dramatically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Nick's gay drama. Oh my god, drama. Will you
Speaker 1: be killing it at Easter Home? This nigga gay. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry the fact that you're still alive saying all this ship.
Speaker 1: Who don't kill me Jesus?
Speaker 3: Yeah, now we want because the niggas gay. We talked
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna slive my chair further from you. I gotta
Speaker 1: go to Hillsong.
Speaker 3: Do you think I'd be thriving if Jesus was mad
Speaker 3: at me? No, because he is my gay nigga.
Speaker 1: We are close. We should put that on some shirts.
Speaker 1: Jesus is my gay nigga.
Speaker 3: Every day that.
Speaker 1: Hurts, Okay for the for the listeners who can't say
Speaker 1: the N word. So the three of y'all.
Speaker 3: I really don't think Jesus gave. But I do think
Speaker 3: he's pan sexual.
Speaker 1: So he's attracted to trees.
Speaker 3: To everyone, to life, to anyone that's.
Speaker 2: Somebody on cocaine, pant sexuals.
Speaker 1: Mm HM is on a lot of cocaine.
Speaker 4: Yes, cocaine will have you like touching a bookshelf, You're like, oh,
Speaker 4: should I read something?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But you know what's sober? I like a pop
Speaker 1: up book? Remember those? You open it and it like
Speaker 1: hits you in the face. Oh my god. I love
Speaker 1: a pop up book. Do they still make those? They
Speaker 1: do they do?
Speaker 4: Because I went to my friends her son just turned
Speaker 4: one and they got him a pop up book.
Speaker 1: He was going crazy. He was so cute. I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: this is the this is the new way right here. Listen,
Speaker 1: this is what I want.
Speaker 5: So people who are listening, if y'all are trying to
Speaker 5: like figure out what you want to get the Undifficial
Speaker 5: Expert for Christmas, I'm just gonna put at the top
Speaker 5: of the list a pop up book for me. Sidney,
Speaker 5: do you have anything that you want to add?
Speaker 1: Maybe some weed, honey. Also, I'm putting that on the
Speaker 1: list for Christmas. I would like, Man, that's a tough one.
Speaker 1: You're gonna say something hard.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: I like face mass I feel like face masks is something.
Speaker 1: That that's something easy.
Speaker 4: You guys can do that.
Speaker 1: Get her some face mask. Yeah. I feel like a
Speaker 1: pop up book is is basic. You see how thick
Speaker 1: the pa up book basic? Can I get a pop
Speaker 1: up book that's waterproof that I can like read if.
Speaker 5: You don't be in the shower reading sits. You don't
Speaker 5: even read on dry Land. We don't believe get her
Speaker 5: the face.
Speaker 1: Mask, Marie.
Speaker 4: I'll say this on the podcast because you can you
Speaker 4: stop saying that I don't read.
Speaker 1: You're gonna read in the bathtubsit When was the last
Speaker 1: time you read on land? I brought Marie?
Speaker 4: Can you stop that I don't like it that I
Speaker 4: don't read. I do read, I just don't read in
Speaker 4: front of you. Okay, what's the last book you read?
Speaker 4: The listeners?
Speaker 2: I read the Fourth Amendment is a book? Yes, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you recommend it?
Speaker 3: In my head, I realized that that was the title
Speaker 3: of a book. But my first I was like this
Speaker 3: just read the fourth just by itself. I was like,
Speaker 3: what why?
Speaker 1: What is the Fourth Amendment? It's like it's like like
Speaker 1: the hours within you. No, the real fourth Amendment?
Speaker 4: What is it? Oh?
Speaker 1: I've told you were talking about the book. I don't know.
Speaker 1: When is the fourth Yeah? I don't nobody in here, No, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk about it and these shall not stand. Is
Speaker 1: it a commandment?
Speaker 2: My father and mother, it's a commandment?
Speaker 1: What is it? Can't take your house? The four amendment
Speaker 1: is the government can't take your house. Well, I ain't
Speaker 1: got no house, so I mean I mean at homes.
Speaker 3: Well at that time white men. So they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: we can't turn on ourselves.
Speaker 1: Those amendments written.
Speaker 3: That's a good one, yeah, because like we couldn't get
Speaker 3: no house.
Speaker 1: We were in the back outside in the house of us.
Speaker 1: None of the people were in the house. We were
Speaker 1: outside waiting in the water.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm so high everything about like if
Speaker 3: you were a slave, like right now.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to have this conversation. I'll have it.
Speaker 1: I'll have it.
Speaker 5: I've thought about it, and I think that if I
Speaker 5: was a slave, I would die like that on my
Speaker 5: first day.
Speaker 3: There's no way that i'd be a because there's a
Speaker 3: lot of conversations on Twitter of like people being like, well,
Speaker 3: if I was there, I would have did this. And
Speaker 3: I was like really thinking about it recently and I
Speaker 3: was like, I not as the person I am now,
Speaker 3: I would like I broke my I almost broke my
Speaker 3: toe because I was looking for snacks.
Speaker 1: Like I.
Speaker 3: Would die, literally die. But I think it's crazy that
Speaker 3: people think that they have the balls to be like,
Speaker 3: well I would have did this differently, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: they lie.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 5: I've read the autobiography of Frederick Douglas and it was
Speaker 5: a really hard book to read because it was like
Speaker 5: this is and I feel like everybody in school should
Speaker 5: have to read this book, like it's just just to
Speaker 5: read the things that he's gone through. But this thing
Speaker 5: that they used to do to the slaves is people
Speaker 5: would like they would test them to see how loyal
Speaker 5: they were.
Speaker 1: To the people who owned them, and so they'd be like,
Speaker 1: how's your master treating you? And people would be my
Speaker 1: master is trash.
Speaker 5: And then they'd come back and they'd be like, well,
Speaker 5: we were testing you, and that person would die or
Speaker 5: get whipped or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: So when people asked slaves how their masters were treating them,
Speaker 5: they'd be like, my master treats me great, because they
Speaker 5: didn't want to get and I.
Speaker 1: Feel like it was somebody recently.
Speaker 5: I feel like it was like Donald Trump's wife or
Speaker 5: something that was like, well, the slaves were happy, and
Speaker 5: they said that they were happy because we used to
Speaker 5: ask them or.
Speaker 3: Somebody got see that walked, so that like work reviews
Speaker 3: can run. So like when you like are at like work,
Speaker 3: like teachers and they're like tell us, how we did you?
Speaker 3: Then don't want to be that person that like says
Speaker 3: bad things, right, But.
Speaker 5: If it's anonymous, I'm always honest. I'm like, you guys
Speaker 5: were terrible. My teacher can't read.
Speaker 4: But remember get out. Like there are scenes where like
Speaker 4: you look at her eyes and like she is gone.
Speaker 1: You talking about the Black Lady, Yes.
Speaker 4: Georgia because she just said her sorry, sorry. I'm thinking
Speaker 4: like she she seem like she was okay, and she
Speaker 4: was like no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: That was a good movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was. It was.
Speaker 5: What's the good movie to watch? Oh yeah, that's a
Speaker 5: good question. Great, because I do like Pixar things.
Speaker 3: What is a movie that I watched? The Craft?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, a horror movie. It's like the.
Speaker 3: Women that do like Witchcraft, but they in high school,
Speaker 3: so it's like high school drama.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's it's cool. It's light as a feather,
Speaker 5: stiff as a board. That's not evil, sound, Demelana, it's
Speaker 5: not though negative.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you on that.
Speaker 4: I don't want to watch anything that's like too witchy,
Speaker 4: but this is like this is like if you're just
Speaker 4: getting into witchery, that's.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not getting into I had never seen Dancer,
Speaker 1: but married was trying to go at the after party.
Speaker 1: That's the turn up.
Speaker 5: After hours after the waffle house, I saw There's Something
Speaker 5: about Mary for the first time, real high, and I
Speaker 5: thoroughly enjoyed them.
Speaker 4: The beginning of it was I've watched it twice, like
Speaker 4: when I was younger, but watching as an adult, there
Speaker 4: was so many things I was like, Damn, this was
Speaker 4: so well written people.
Speaker 1: It was all funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was above it, like beyond its time, Like
Speaker 4: when he gets the dick stuck.
Speaker 3: In the US is insane.
Speaker 1: But that scene is the funniest thing I had ever seen.
Speaker 1: Was when he's going into the ambulance and like his
Speaker 1: challenge little brother. Oh what was he saying that? I
Speaker 1: remember when the dad was coming in looking at it.
Speaker 1: The dude came into the window. It was nuts. That's
Speaker 1: a great scene.
Speaker 2: Everybody watched for him. That's our Yeah, your homemark for
Speaker 2: the weekend, get high and watch that.
Speaker 3: I also would recommend black Panther. I watched it on
Speaker 3: Netflix and I was very high, and it's really like
Speaker 3: visually simulating, simulating, but that's a lot like the like
Speaker 3: music like in the background.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what you did, you major Runny Macaroni and
Speaker 1: yeah you.
Speaker 3: Watched Yeah, And there's a scene where was the yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he goes to see his dead daddy and that dream world. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's like a purple and ship. But if you
Speaker 3: notice that guy has a fake eye and if and
Speaker 3: when you're high, and I like brought it up to
Speaker 3: my friends and then the next scene we saw it
Speaker 3: and it was it stood out so hard and guy
Speaker 3: was like coming out yeah, because it was like looking
Speaker 3: one way and then the other. I was looking another
Speaker 3: way and it was just such an obvious shot and
Speaker 3: we were like, why didn't they change this? But we
Speaker 3: laughed about it. I thought I was going to die
Speaker 3: from like I've never like that so hard. Yes, it
Speaker 3: was truly just over. It was not It was like
Speaker 3: one of the would they leave this in here? And
Speaker 3: they were trying to be so serious talking about being
Speaker 3: dead and ship and I was like yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: Like remember me, remember you never leave me.
Speaker 4: I feel like you wants me on, mondays me trying
Speaker 4: to figure it out, get through the day.
Speaker 1: I'm here for this is beautiful, so fune. I'm glad
Speaker 1: you didn't bring any weed to the podcast. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like you're obviously not a super guest.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I mean I don't live here, so I don't
Speaker 3: have any on me.
Speaker 1: You're alive. I smoked weed yesterday.
Speaker 3: From my friend's house because he has a lot of money,
Speaker 3: so he just has like jars of weed.
Speaker 1: You could have brought a jar of weed to the podcast,
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I can't have that on the train.
Speaker 1: Yes you can, you can.
Speaker 3: I am a black man winger for her.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: Yes you can, Yes you can.
Speaker 1: And you took the train here. I did at that boot,
Speaker 1: I took the g Oh child, It's close though, right there,
Speaker 1: oh child.
Speaker 3: To get this boot. I really wanted to be on
Speaker 3: this podcast because I like supporting black women.
Speaker 1: Oh look at you. No. Also, you had nothing to do,
Speaker 1: so I mean you did tell us you unemployed you okay,
Speaker 1: I mean you you said that at the top of
Speaker 1: the pods. You're right, Okay, so we're listening. We'll tell
Speaker 1: people listening.
Speaker 5: Uh if you have any words of advice, like maybe
Speaker 5: three weed tips, okay, things they should do or shouldn't do,
Speaker 5: or we they should smoke or shouldn't smoke.
Speaker 3: I would say clean your smoking apparatusus as often as possible,
Speaker 3: because people do not, and that ship is disgusting. If
Speaker 3: you see if you see the inside of your bowl
Speaker 3: and it's like caked with black shit, so is your lungs.
Speaker 3: So don't do that. You tag your bit, you tag
Speaker 3: a bit. It's nasty to bring us on. Now buy
Speaker 3: in bulk because it's nothing. Is worse than when you
Speaker 3: have a when you invite people and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: we're finna get fucked up, and then you ain't got
Speaker 3: no weed. It's just gonna make it's gonna kill the
Speaker 3: whole vibe and it's gonna make you look broken. Basic.
Speaker 4: Wait, hold on, So I'm supposed to supply all the
Speaker 4: weed for all your motherfuckers, y'all not bringing nothing to
Speaker 4: the table.
Speaker 1: If you're rolling paper.
Speaker 3: If it's your idea, if you if you high, then
Speaker 3: the expectation is that you're going to provide it. But
Speaker 3: you should hang around with people that are like, oh well,
Speaker 3: I'll put some in too. So the expectation is that
Speaker 3: like I will have it, but like y'all should also
Speaker 3: chip in if y'all not shitty exactly, like if you.
Speaker 5: Don't have it, Yes, I just show up and I'm like, well,
Speaker 5: I'm here with my lungs, so where where do I
Speaker 5: don't even.
Speaker 1: Bring a lighter? I might steal a lighter. Actually, thank you,
Speaker 1: this is really this is mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of fights have happened when
Speaker 4: like you're at somebody's house and we're all supposed to
Speaker 4: be smoking, and like people are not putting enough money
Speaker 4: in or we're waiting forever for the dealer, and it's like, well,
Speaker 4: why why didn't you get this set up before.
Speaker 1: We got here?
Speaker 3: Exactly, So just to avoid all of that, you know,
Speaker 3: I have a little planning. And then third, I would say,
Speaker 3: don't let anyone shame you for for enjoying weed, because
Speaker 3: I do think that like there is a place that.
Speaker 2: Like we really don't the same cocaine.
Speaker 3: Cocaine is a hell of a dress, like don't do
Speaker 3: like just stick to we don't like, don't go past it. Wait,
Speaker 3: it's fine. There's so much exploration that you can do
Speaker 3: with weed. Uh, And it's organic for the most part,
Speaker 3: right firm the table. The most they could do is
Speaker 3: make you go to fuck to sleep, Like, just really
Speaker 3: take your time to really explore weed, Like, don't do
Speaker 3: like the other skipping steps.
Speaker 1: Don't don't let them lie to you and tell you
Speaker 1: that it's a gateway drug.
Speaker 3: You can stay here overdelse on weed. That's not a
Speaker 3: thing that happens.
Speaker 5: But there are people who've been so high that they've
Speaker 5: called the cops on that's just a person like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, I'm I can't have you guys heard these calls.
Speaker 3: And I'm pretty sure if you like the deeper that
Speaker 3: person was unstable from jump from.
Speaker 1: Yes, they started off shaky hand and ship.
Speaker 3: The weed just amplifies who you already are.
Speaker 1: That's why I can't do it.
Speaker 3: You become a supermans.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like did you hear him.
Speaker 2: Talking about me?
Speaker 1: It's like and it's like there's nobody here, but they're
Speaker 1: talking about me right now.
Speaker 2: You talk about I feel like my neighbors. I feel them,
Speaker 2: I hear them in events.
Speaker 3: It's like what see? I feel like the way is
Speaker 3: like the opposite where where I'm like no one's talking
Speaker 3: about me. The world is silent. I can think I
Speaker 3: can see everything.
Speaker 1: What weed are you smoking the best?
Speaker 5: Honestly, you gave me this person's number if they're here
Speaker 5: in New York, I'll send you the menu. Send me
Speaker 5: the menu please, so I can see Marie.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're gonna look at the prices, like,
Speaker 4: but that's why I need to see the men, you say,
Speaker 4: so I can see what how much everything calls?
Speaker 1: And then you're gonna go to somebody's house, like, oh,
Speaker 1: do you want to look at the ioa get my
Speaker 1: roommate to order it.
Speaker 5: She was asking me if I know anybody that delivers weed,
Speaker 5: and it's like, nah, not really.
Speaker 3: But send me smart just send me an updated when
Speaker 3: they text you and like, hey we have some new things.
Speaker 2: How long does it take for them to come?
Speaker 3: Like they have one in each borough, so.
Speaker 1: It's a business professional.
Speaker 3: So it's usually like no more than like forty five minutes.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so before we get to the crib, you
Speaker 4: got call. Yeah, you got a place to order some
Speaker 4: body the time you get there.
Speaker 3: But if if you like order too quickly and they
Speaker 3: come before you get there, they would be like, oh
Speaker 3: this is scam. No like block you because because they're
Speaker 3: still is not legal? Yeah right right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I feel like we delivery in New York is so
Speaker 5: fascinating to me because they be on like bicycles or
Speaker 5: like they be in uber pools.
Speaker 3: Yeah they do.
Speaker 1: It's not legal here, but they they crossed the bridge.
Speaker 3: Just it's it's like and the people that come to
Speaker 3: me are always people that I'm like, yeah, it looks
Speaker 3: like you would have a bag full of drugs. So
Speaker 3: I'm like, you'ren't even like it's I get that it's
Speaker 3: not legal, but most people are like they're not even
Speaker 3: there's bigger problems, like people dying do that.
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Wait, last thing, what's the best snacks to eat while
Speaker 1: you're high?
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is a snack that I came upon
Speaker 3: that I really really. These are two things. They're like
Speaker 3: different variations of each other, but the bass is always
Speaker 3: a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. So you make a
Speaker 3: peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and you take cookies and
Speaker 3: you crunch them up and you put them on the
Speaker 3: sandwich for like texture, uh yeah, and then you you
Speaker 3: grill it.
Speaker 1: So like it's it's just a lot of work. You are.
Speaker 3: But see but that's like there, like when you're really
Speaker 3: trying to like feel fancy, we light some candles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like.
Speaker 3: It is such an experience, no like because then you
Speaker 3: I feel like being high. It makes you ultra focus
Speaker 3: on one thing. You become like very like, Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: doing this, now, I'm doing this, now I'm doing this.
Speaker 3: But if that's too much, buy a pack of uncrustables
Speaker 3: and you take a pack of reces and you cut
Speaker 3: the encruscibles and you stick the reces in the uncrustable
Speaker 3: and you just eat it.
Speaker 2: What's uncrustable.
Speaker 1: It's like a sandwich, It's like a it's like a
Speaker 1: pree made baby. It's like a lunchable for.
Speaker 3: Salage.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this. It's for white children that
Speaker 1: have moms. Exactly did you come upon uncrustables? They were
Speaker 1: on crab services Crab Services services, and.
Speaker 3: I had one and then I was like, this is
Speaker 3: super convenient. They come in a little pouch. You can
Speaker 3: just open it up. You already got a PBNJ. You
Speaker 3: buy it, make a hole for your recestick goes in
Speaker 3: and then you drink some milk.
Speaker 5: I feel like when I'm high, I like savory snacks.
Speaker 5: I don't really like sweet things when I'm high.
Speaker 1: You knew. You know what's good.
Speaker 4: Trader Joe's pizza, the one that has like the has
Speaker 4: little ham It's thin crust three.
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 2: Oh, we gotta go to Trader Joe's.
Speaker 1: This one around the corner. We go listen listeners for
Speaker 1: an additional item for the Christmas list for the official.
Speaker 5: Expert is we also want Trader Joe's gift cards. Yes,
Speaker 5: and we need at least four because it's four people in.
Speaker 1: The studio right now. We gotta This was great, This
Speaker 1: was so fun. Let's go ahead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you so much, Danne for coming plug your
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Speaker 2: People need to know.
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Speaker 3: Dwayne K. Perkins. Uh, Duwayne Perkins on there is like
Speaker 3: some old man who wouldn't give me the name. So
Speaker 3: it's as I asked them multiple times I tried to
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Speaker 3: some rapper dude try to.
Speaker 5: Like buy my myz off me with the three e's
Speaker 5: and I looked at his pain and he had like
Speaker 5: twelve followers, and I was like, I'm not giving up
Speaker 5: my name for your will.
Speaker 1: Followers. People know me as this. Also Duyne is verified, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, I have a blue check mark on Instagram.
Speaker 3: For some reason, Twitter refuses and I think it's because
Speaker 3: I'm gay.
Speaker 1: No, that's Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker 2: Literally all our gays are verified.
Speaker 1: I know it's because you're black.
Speaker 3: I know, yeah, I'm black and not light skinned. They
Speaker 3: were like yeah, they were like, Y's cancer, nigga, you
Speaker 3: don't get.
Speaker 1: I mean that's true. Okay, Well this has been so fantastic.
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