WEBVTT - "The Weed Expert" with Dewayne Perkins 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.520 Forever. 0:00:03.920 --> 0:00:06.400 Hey, oh my goodness, it's going on. 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:08.520 We're back. Yeah, what's up? 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:09.000 What's up? 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:10.080 We hear? 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:10.879 How you doing? 0:00:11.600 --> 0:00:11.799 Oh? 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:12.080 You know? 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:12.840 What is it? 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:13.440 What's today? 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:14.040 Who knows? 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:15.680 You know? Making it? 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:16.200 Yeah? 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:19.560 Just like you know, scrambled eggs. That's how I feel 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:20.000 right now. 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:25.640 Scrambled with cheese, like a light scramble. You know what. 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:28.479 Cheese would make it better, But that's not how you feel. 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:29.440 That's not how I feel. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:32.440 I like my scrambled eggs a little bit burned, like 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:36.440 a little bit like like not scramble so hard, but 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:37.400 like a little bit burn on. 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:41.599 That's how old people make That's how old people make 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:42.199 eggs like that. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.040 Oh I can't make mine like that. I just like 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:47.040 when they're done. Okay, okay, that's how my mom makes them. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:51.320 You know, my great aunt used to like basically burn them. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:55.480 I don't like runny eggs. Dude, run eggs mistry. 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:57.000 I love it. It's so yummy. 0:00:57.400 --> 0:01:02.560 It's like a sauce. The yolk is a sauce. Delicious. 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:05.480 That's somemonilla chicken. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:07.800 You can get somemonella from eggs as. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.240 Well, exactly. See look at us teaching teaching the fans 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:14.760 and followers. I'm not here for like an eggs benedict 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:16.720 or any of the like. I love that too, like 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:20.040 a poached egg, a soft boiled eggs. 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:23.800 Oh my god, it just sounds like porn right now. 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:29.800 Porn. Yeah, yuck. Anyway, so happy to be here, you know, 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:32.600 just doing what we do. We're having a good week. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:36.479 I mean we're having the podcast is having a good week. Yes, yes, yes, 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:41.679 individually you are. Week's been a trick. How you doing, Marie? 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:45.520 I'm okay. I needed to sip some water up. 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:45.800 Yeah. 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:49.120 I was like, you're giving me real may Angelo today. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:52.680 Oh likes you? So I feel like you should give 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.360 me Harlem renaissance. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.120 Yes, I feel like you should give me a poem 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:56.600 real quick. 0:01:57.440 --> 0:01:59.280 Okay, I'll give you a poem. How about this, I'll 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:00.560 give you my expertise for the week. 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:06.040 Right, So this week I was an expert at checking myself. Okay, 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:09.160 I had to check myself before I before I wrecked. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:09.720 A home sis. 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:15.079 This guy that I used to I don't want to 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.160 say date, because like it was one of these situations 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:19.320 where he liked me more than I liked him, and 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:22.360 we know all of them, Thank you so much, But 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:26.320 he he was annoying, right, Like, he was like not 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:27.880 a fun person to be around. 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:29.839 So that's all of them, Thank you so much. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.960 But how do I say this in like the most 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.600 Christian way? So we never slept together, but like let's 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:41.040 just say his face made a very comfortable chair, right, wow, thank. 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:41.360 You so much. 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:45.480 And so like top ten, is this a tvt A 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:47.840 TV what a TBT? Like yeah, this is old this 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.600 I was in college, right, Oh wow, thank you so much. 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:52.680 See when the podcast doing well, the niggas from the 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:56.320 woodwork started coming out, just crawling under and underneath rocks 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:56.880 and whatnot. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.240 Listen, Sis, he's not the one that's crawling. Let me 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:02.120 tell you what happened. So he posted on Facebook a 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:04.120 picture of him and this woman at a baby shower, 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:05.440 and he was like, we're having a girl. 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:10.000 And I was like, should I message here privately? 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:15.120 He's a say congratulations, like I just started thinking about college. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:16.600 And I was like, why did I never bang him? 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:19.280 But I was like, he's having a baby. Let me 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:22.480 check myself. I just said congratulations on Facebook and I 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:23.120 left it like. 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.680 I'm not you know what I mean. I remember him 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:27.440 being annoying. I think that's why I didn't have sex 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:27.839 with him. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:28.360 Good for you. 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:30.880 Thank you so glad that you didn't become a homewrecker. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:32.760 Because it's the end of the year and this is 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:36.360 like family time. This is not the summertime. Is when 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:39.839 you when you wreckon, when you reckon, just in case 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:40.880 somebody get thrown out. 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:41.560 You know, it's like. 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:44.480 Hot outside you sleep under a bridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:46.440 this is a real bad time to get kicked out. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:49.880 It's like forty nine degrees outside, I mean, and they 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:53.560 looked happier whatever. So I remember him like he would 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:56.160 had just started growing his dreads out, and I was like, 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.360 when when guys first start to grow their dreads at 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:01.440 they look like trash, but you know, it's like a 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:02.480 good shoulder length. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:02.680 Now. 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.839 I was like, wow, look he looks like he's feeling out. 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:09.040 His body looks great. So stupid he's driving an ambulance now, 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:10.160 oh my god. 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:14.360 And you need that you need a little ride. That's 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:15.000 his minivan. 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.360 I mean anyway, so that was what I was an 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.800 expert at this week. It's just like, all right, well 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:22.840 let me not good for Like, why why would I 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:24.600 send him a private message me? 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:27.680 Yeah, because that starts up ship that you honestly, you're 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.080 not even trying to do anyway. 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:30.400 No, yeah, I'm not. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:31.800 I just want to sit down. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:38.240 Yeah, wow, might sit down and get pregnant though, So. 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:41.599 No, no, what did you? Did you hear what I said? Yes, 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:44.080 face was the chair, not his dixis. 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.560 But sometimes you've never been like, yo, I'm just coming 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:48.800 over to get now, and then all of a sudden 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:50.200 you're like, why is it in my ass? 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:51.919 No? 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.440 Literally, with this man, anytime I went over there, it 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:56.720 was just to sit down. 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.760 Yeah, but you're older now, so right. But if I 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:04.320 was as a child like nah, as an adult, I 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:08.520 feel like my core is strong. Anyway, Sidney, what were 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:09.400 you an expert in this? 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:15.640 Get your But that's the opposite of what I'm getting. 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:17.839 What am I expert in? 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:19.040 Uh? 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:20.960 Going with my gut instinct? 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:21.560 Boom? 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:23.640 I was this happened? 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:27.440 Actually yesterday I was going to an audition and I 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.680 was in Times Square and I saw this woman with 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:33.000 this double wide stroller and I fucking hate double You 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:36.880 can't disrespectful. It's like, you know, nobody cares about you 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.280 and your two kids. Leave one baby at home, yeah, 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:41.640 or get one of them like little knapsacks. Put your 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:44.680 put the other baby in a fucking backpack, like why do. 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:46.760 A front baby baby? Yes? 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:50.680 Or or the stroller that has like like it's stacked, 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:54.320 that's stacked the horizontal like don't do the wide chick, or. 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:58.119 It's two babies, put them in the same little compartment. 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:00.680 Or literally like have one walking and then put the 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:02.120 other one down the stairs. 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:04.039 Yeah, like you know when you're carrying something and you 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:08.240 like push a box with your foot that, yes, exactly, 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:11.400 or like steal a supermarket like basket and just put 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:12.240 each baby. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:15.440 There's so many options you got. Double wide is like 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:19.000 just respect. You're so privileged and you think that you're 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.839 not gonna take up the whole Stairwell, have you ever. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:23.960 Seen those stubble whte strollers on the train, but they 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:25.320 take up to little doors. 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.159 I see them in the street, I see them in 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.480 the stairs. I'm just like, how could you? And then 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:31.120 they'll have the nerd to be on the bus. It's 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:34.080 like you're taking a bus. Why do you have two kids? 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.040 Like why you obviously don't have enough money right. 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:39.960 For these two children because you ain't got no car. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:41.640 Let me calm down anyway. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:45.479 So I see this woman, she's Latina she's got like 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:46.440 mad bags. 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:47.600 I just felt bad. 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.920 I'm like, fuck, I want to help her, and so 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.640 I stop and I'm just like all right, I'm about. 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.040 Let me just let me dip a little bit, let 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.960 me just work my back out because I'm about. I 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:58.680 was just like, yo, I'm gonna help her, like fuck it. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:03.159 But then some other dude comes swoosh. I said, oh see, 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:04.160 my god. 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:04.559 Is on time. 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:06.120 He knew that I couldn't do it. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.480 So she takes the kids out because she just really 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:12.720 needs help with the stroller. Tell me why this man 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:13.480 is trying. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:14.120 To take the stroller. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:17.440 He falls down the fucking stairs with the stroller. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:22.480 Everything is stumble. See why you can't help you. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.520 I was so late for the audition because I was like, oh, 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:28.160 I got to see how this pans own. The dude 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:30.680 just went all the way down the stairs with this 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:34.200 double at the Time Square train station. This is Times Square, dude, 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:35.840 and you know them stairs is long. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.600 It's like just when you think the staircase ended, it's 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:41.680 landing and then more. 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:50.120 Yes, everybody everybody was wailing, screaming, like everybody, you mean you. 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:55.360 It wasn't just me, It was the old people, young people, handicaped. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:08:02.200 Everybody was crying, and so the woman starts cursing him out. 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.760 At the end, She's like, I just got that store. 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:06.640 I'm like, bitch, he tried to help. That could be 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:10.200 you at the bottom of with the babies inside. Wait, so, Sidney, 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:13.000 you were gearing up to help carry the stroller down 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.600 the steps. You who ain't got no shirt? 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:19.080 Yes, I felt so she had mad bags, mad bag 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:20.560 You know how to go shopping if you got two 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:23.000 babies with you? Oh, you know how signs and stores 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:24.920 say no shirt, no shoes, no service, and should also 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:25.760 say no babies. 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:26.240 Yeah. 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:26.960 So, like. 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:32.000 The guy tries to get up and like some dude 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.680 came over to help him, they both fall back down. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.480 I'm like, dude, this is a mess. 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:39.720 The bags are everywhere, the stroller is a mess, stroller 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:44.280 will came off. It was so much that I was like, oh, 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.319 I'm here now, but. 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:48.199 Now let's get back to this audition. Did you book it? 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:51.480 Who knows? But like I was in a good mood 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:51.920 after that. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:53.440 I was like, you got to see people fall down 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:55.280 the stairs to just reevaluate your life. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:56.200 You're like, it. 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:56.880 Could be worse. 0:08:57.440 --> 0:08:58.839 You could be at the bottom of the stairs with 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:02.280 some lady's shroler that you bang right like I hope 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:03.920 she showed him like a titiom. 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:04.400 No. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:05.920 She yelled at him. 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:07.880 She yelled at he should have thrown the stroller back 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:09.120 up the stairs and made her carry it. 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.480 He should have, he but he couldn't. He looked hurt. 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:16.040 He was so mad because he's like I should. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:17.760 Have been the bum nigga that I was gonna be 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:20.240 that I am that I am. But I hear him 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:22.880 trying to be a good Samaritan as I was, as 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:23.720 I was about to yo. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:24.800 As soon as I put. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:27.480 My foot down, the almost like tapper, he came out 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:27.839 of nowhere. 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:30.640 I said, oh my god, this is oh my god, 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.679 this was meant for me not to do this. 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:34.600 Listen how much you want to bet? He asked her 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:37.439 for her phone number. When he got he listen, I 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:42.520 gotta shoot my shot or your sister's kids. I think 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:47.119 he probably was like, so who I head up your insurance? 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:50.960 Because he looked hurt. He looked like he needed some assistance. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:52.760 That lady didn't have no damn insurance. What what a bag? 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.559 It was like one sorrow bag twelve h and m bag. 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:58.920 Oh my gosh, gosh, god. There was a pretty girl. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.600 There was a rain It was a rainbow bag, a 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:04.880 ten spot Jimmy Jack. There was an old Gucci bag 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.560 that was like gifted to her that she still uses 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:08.240 for stuff. 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:08.520 Now. 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:10.640 There was a Victoria's Secret bag that was like a 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.560 little ripped on the side Forever twenty one bag. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:13.800 You know. 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:16.120 It was a diff like a big Forever twenty one. Yeah, 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:18.880 that had Tupper wearing it. Mac's big brown bag. Whatever. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.559 Anyway, speaking of a big brown bag, Ye, I'm super 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:22.839 excited about the episode today. 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:24.800 Our guest is. 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:32.040 A writer, he's a comedian, he is a philanthropist. He's 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:35.199 a lover and a friend. Not a lover of mine, 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:37.920 but a friend, and uh, you guys gonna love him. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:39.960 He is our did we decide what it was? 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.360 Weed? He's our weed expert expert? 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:47.719 N Hello, Hi, Yeah, how do you feel about what 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.559 we talked about today? It was really funny. I also 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.960 think sometimes you shouldn't do good deeds because you have 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.760 to leave room for other people to do good deeds. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:59.120 So that's like a supportive role in the. 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:02.120 Circle of you're giving the layup for somebody else to do. 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:05.280 Yes, this is like a yes, and yes and improv 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:07.520 you put a brick, they put a brick in the 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:08.839 world now has a house. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:13.360 But but like, not in New York, though, When do 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.200 you meet people who are really looking out for others? 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.960 Not that much, like not that many, like there's not 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:21.440 that many people, especially in the train station. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:25.080 Yeah, I mean, I was waiting to get out of 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.880 the train station once and all these people were standing around, 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:29.160 and I'm I'm impatient. 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:30.720 I don't do lines. I went around to see what 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:31.360 the problem was. 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:33.120 It was a woman with a stroller trying to go 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.320 up the stairs, and there were a bunch of men 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:38.640 behind her, just waiting for her to go, and I 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:40.959 had to walk around them and help carry this raggedy 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:41.880 ass baby. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:43.040 Up the stairs. Oh my god. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.320 The whole time I'm walking up, I'm yelling at the 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.240 men behind me because I'm like, y'all, this is what 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:49.160 y'all are here for. 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:52.240 But here's a take. If that never happened, you would 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:53.920 never be telling this story. So I. 0:11:56.960 --> 0:12:04.439 Went and made it to my thing one time. God, 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:09.360 I'm so glad that you didn't d M that that 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:10.199 guy that was. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:15.120 Just oh yes, you can have ruined a. 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.160 Happy home before the baby was born, because you know, 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:18.040 he would slide out for you for a little bit, 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:18.760 for a little bit. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:20.960 He never got it exactly. 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.240 I mean, he got curiosity, but he didn't killed that 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:28.920 cat a wordsmith. 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:32.160 Duane, let's talk about let's talk about weed. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:34.280 Okay, would you would? 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.160 When did you start smoking weed? 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:36.719 On? 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.840 Hold on the listeners don't know what's going on with 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:41.160 this man's foot. 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:43.400 Right, but I would? But the foot is connected to 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:44.200 the weeds. 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:44.199 Is it? 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:44.400 Oh? 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:45.320 I don't know the story. 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.959 I don't know the ma I don't know the connected Okay. 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.599 When I started smoking weed, when I was working in 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:54.000 Chicago at an improv theater for the white people, and 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.400 my friend was like, Yo, you should smoke weed because 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.880 you anxious all the time because you're around a lot 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:02.000 of white people and uh. And I was like okay, 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.400 So I tried it and I was like, oh, this 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.000 isn't for me. And then I had a panic attack 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:09.760 and went to the hospital because of the weed. No, 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:12.160 just because like I think a black man got like 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:13.880 shot by the cops that week and I was like, 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:17.360 oh my god, it's so hard to be black and uh. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:19.079 And I went to the hospital and they were like, yeah, 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.280 you just have unchecked panic attacks. And the doctor was like, 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:23.400 do you smoke weed? And I was like you He 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:27.280 was like uh no, but like I would recommend it, 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:28.640 and I was like, I guess I'll try it again. 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:31.400 The doctor recommended weed. 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:34.280 Yes, like once all the doctors went out. No, he 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:35.559 was like a Middle Eastern person. 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:36.439 That's strange. 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.640 He knows that you ain't got insurance because we'd be 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.040 like just take like anxiety pills. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:41.960 Yeah, he was just like. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.839 Smoking. And I was like, Okay, did you sell you 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.000 weed at the hospital. 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:50.760 No, I wish She's like I know a guy. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:51.560 No. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.120 But then I just I started smoking it. But now 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:56.960 I smoke weed specifically for like different things, like I 0:13:57.000 --> 0:14:01.120 have different strengths weed for different things, Like right now 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:02.840 I'm on like a sativa because I have to be 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:06.520 like creative and talk to people. But last night I 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.560 was I smoked a indica, like an indica dominant, like 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:11.680 the most dominant, so I can just go to sleep 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:14.400 because you know, I have a boot on my foot. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.040 Well let's talk about this boot. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.400 Okay. I don't live here no more in New York. 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.280 So I came back to visit and I went to 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:25.880 my friend's house who lives in green Point. I don't 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:26.880 know his house like that? 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.000 There is a wait, is a house spacious? 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.000 Yes, it's real long, but like narrow. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.960 Okay, a railroad style so like a long home. 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:38.800 Yeah, it is like a long home. It's like a. 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.960 Four year he's got a four year as a as 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.840 a place. Is it like a railroad style house? So 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:45.360 you have to walk? 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:46.680 You guys are saying a bunch of things. I do 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:47.720 not know. 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:51.360 You got to walk through all the rooms next? 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.200 Yes? Yeah, So like last night when I came home 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.080 really late, I couldn't go into the living room because 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:57.720 I would have to walk through his bedroom to get 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:58.520 to the living room. 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:01.240 Right right, I feel like the bedroom would be at 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.280 the end. I got to walk through the bedroom to 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:04.040 get to the living room. 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:04.680 It's in the middle. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:08.400 Yeah, that's but a railroad is supposed to you supposed 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:11.360 to walk past the rooms first and then a living room. 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:17.800 Why also, how you know it? Are you making this hunt? 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:19.520 He could have set it up so that his room 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:21.200 was the living room and then just made yeah, the 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:25.280 living room the bedroom. He could have because he picked 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:28.360 the rooms. No, when he moved in. 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.320 No, because the living rooms has a door to the outside. 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:35.200 Well, this sounds complicated. That's why we don't live in Greenpoint. 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.560 And this is why I shouldn't have gotten really high 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:39.400 in the middle of the night. And I was like, yo, 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.040 I just Nika Gatta has snacks. So I was just 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:45.160 searching through his house for snats and ran into a 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:51.280 wall and it fractured my ring pinky ring toe on 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.720 my left foot. You got a ring toe, yeah, you 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:55.840 know that, like the toe that's next to the pinky toe, not. 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:57.640 The big toe and the pinky toe, but the ringtoe. 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.040 But you don't have a real ring on it. 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:01.160 Though ish. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:04.000 I like that. 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:05.640 I wouldn't follow you immediately. 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:08.920 That would be such a statement. 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.920 It's so tacky. It goes along with French manicures. It 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:13.080 goes hand in hand. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.680 Like I feel like a ring toe goes with an anklet. 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:21.920 Cis and you wear a charmed anklet. 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:24.760 Are you a child or a dying spirit. 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:30.400 Or are you Jessica Biel. 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:33.200 It's just my feet a really wide and long and 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:35.280 I'm like, oh, I feel like a little anklet would 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:37.280 make my foot look daintier. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:39.760 That's what it is. Just the position just makes your 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:40.640 foot look bigger. 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:45.040 No, no, bitch, it really makes my ankles look cute. 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:45.720 Shut up. 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:49.440 Also, I feel like ring toe like toe rings usually 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:52.800 go on like the second toe, Yes, they do, the 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:53.720 longer one. 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.440 Right, Yeah, my second toe is not long it is. 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:58.720 My toes are perfectly diagonals. 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:00.280 Sure, I toast you too. 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:01.040 Yeah. 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:01.760 What's the saying? 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:04.920 Like, isn't there something like if your second toe is big, 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:06.800 longer than your big toe, what is the thing that 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:08.040 people say you have. 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.080 I was going to say something terrible. 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:14.359 Say everything's terrible, say cancer, but like, oh my god, 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:18.920 the way that is terrible was going to be terrible 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:21.159 if you're a second No, it's something. It's like, if 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.160 your second toe is longer than your big toe, then 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:24.520 I don't know. 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:26.600 When I was in elementary school, they said if you 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.520 had hair on your knuckles, that mean you jacked off 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:28.800 a lot. 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:32.359 That's I did hear that. Never heard that. Yes, the 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:34.560 devil is right there. I don't really have hairy knuckles. 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:36.679 So wait, So I'm proud of you that you were 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:40.480 looking for snacks and and ntel it fractured your foot. 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.840 Yeah, and then the next day I just stayed at home. Well, 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:45.200 I I limped. I was like, oh, it's fine. I 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:46.720 would just go to sleep. I hit my toe and 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:48.800 then in the morning it didn't hurt as much because 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:50.879 I wasn't moving. And then I decided to go to 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:52.040 a Taco Bell KFC. 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:56.040 That was like, well, I love those combos. Nobody love those. 0:17:57.680 --> 0:18:01.080 Sometimes the chicken that they use for freaking Taco Bell 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:02.920 is the KFC chicken get out. 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:07.160 That's nasty world. 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:12.399 That sometimes sometimes when Taco Bell runs out of grease, 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:13.560 they use KFC grease. 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:20.880 No, yo, so you never. 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:24.600 Had barbecue sauce on your tacos, bitch, I don't eat 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:25.560 Taco Bell anymore. 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:26.719 I'm not in high school. 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:31.560 Oh do you hear it? Like the elitist out of respectability? 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:32.040 I mean. 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:36.200 On like bread, like you're eating. 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:40.399 You don't know what happened to that dog because dogs 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:41.240 don't live long. 0:18:42.160 --> 0:18:44.600 The SPCA was like, I don't like what you guys 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:44.960 are doing. 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:49.159 I used to work for them in college, a s 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:51.159 p c A and I got fired at the two days. 0:18:51.400 --> 0:18:53.600 Why so you kick a cat? 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:55.560 No? 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:56.800 You know? 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:59.440 So when you're like a canvasser, I was a canaser 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:00.879 for the sp Yeah, and you're. 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:01.800 Like, hey, do you have a minute to talk about? 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:02.840 And people are like shut up. 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:06.400 Yeah. So in Chicago, which is very segregated where I'm from. Uh, 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:08.959 they put me in like a very rich suburb, and 0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:12.000 the cops got called on me multiple times. So I 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:14.399 made no money. And then the next day I got put. 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:16.360 Oh, you can make money at the SPC. I thought 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:17.280 that was like pro bona war. 0:19:17.400 --> 0:19:19.359 Oh no, like that's like you have to get people 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:23.080 to donate money. And they had a rule that if 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:25.560 after two days you didn't raise one hundred dollars, you 0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:26.360 got fired. 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:29.800 And everybody who does that job must get fired because 0:19:29.840 --> 0:19:32.400 I've never seen anybody stop and give money to those people. 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:33.760 You never wanted to give money to me. 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:36.199 Now you will be surprised how many white women can 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:38.639 get money from anyone. That's what it was. It was 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:40.439 me and a bunch of white women. And then I 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:43.840 got fired from a guy who tried to convince me 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:46.200 to join Scientology when I was in New York. 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:47.160 What a story. 0:19:47.200 --> 0:19:49.480 He was the boss, so he was here also, he 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:50.199 was the boss. 0:19:50.400 --> 0:19:51.240 That's full circle. 0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:53.320 I'm glad you're doing better now. 0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:53.600 Thank you. 0:19:53.680 --> 0:19:55.360 Did you consider joining Scientology? 0:19:55.440 --> 0:19:56.920 I did? I was like, what y'all got to offer? 0:19:56.960 --> 0:19:57.800 What's the pros and cons? 0:19:57.840 --> 0:19:58.720 You gotta have money. 0:19:58.720 --> 0:19:58.920 Though. 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:02.119 You have to have money if you want to do 0:20:02.280 --> 0:20:04.320 Scientology right, you have to have coins. 0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:07.480 How you do it right, it's wrong either way, however 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:08.320 you slice it up. 0:20:08.440 --> 0:20:10.720 Well, I was told if you go to the like 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:14.320 Celebrity Center in West Hollywood, yes, that they have a 0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:16.359 really good brunch and it's free. 0:20:18.000 --> 0:20:20.480 Next time we should go to the brunch because that's 0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:23.240 how they're trying to get you though, like, and you know, 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:24.000 we like free. 0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:26.439 Food, so that's how they're like, Oh, but I just 0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:26.920 feel like. 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:29.080 If you have free food, then you're not gonna get 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:30.360 the right type of people anyway. 0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:30.600 Right. 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:35.240 Scientology is not out here trying to recruit niggas like free. 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:36.920 Food, which is why you can go get the free food, 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:41.400 and then they would be like, goddamn. 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:42.800 Cruise didn't enjoin Scientology because he was hungry and needed 0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:43.959 an egg benedict. 0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:47.159 Like, so next time we're in LA, we should go 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:49.560 to the Scientology Celebrity Center to get free food. 0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:53.000 I'm scared though, because what if, like what if your 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:55.600 week and you're like, damn, maybe I should like. 0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:57.240 Sydney, and I feel like you're talking about you. 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:03.679 Because I'm strong, are meant to be let them do 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:04.000 that to you. 0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:05.040 I don't like this game. 0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:07.960 This is one of your weeks, is Ain't nobody say 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:08.320 the week? 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:10.640 I mean only one of us does wear an anklet, though, 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:12.439 so that probably would be the least Lincoln. 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:14.040 I mean, the only thing I'm weak about is a 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:14.639 good brunch. 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:21.760 How dare you know what the menu is? Is it 0:21:21.800 --> 0:21:22.800 a crunchy brunch? 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:28.680 I hear it is just a buffet of delectable. 0:21:27.359 --> 0:21:32.199 Well, I don't like a buffet brunch. I don't like 0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:33.040 a buffet brunch. 0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:36.280 I think it's because sometimes people put their hands and 0:21:36.359 --> 0:21:37.160 stuff and it's it. 0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:38.080 Just doesn't feel right. 0:21:38.119 --> 0:21:39.040 It's not sanitary. 0:21:39.160 --> 0:21:40.600 I saw a video sanitary. 0:21:40.720 --> 0:21:42.800 I saw a video on Instagram of this guy at 0:21:42.800 --> 0:21:44.639 a buffet and you know how they have like the 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:49.880 spoons putting it back in the thing. 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:52.399 With the ladle and if you're high, I feel like 0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:53.640 that's a stunt you would pull. 0:21:53.920 --> 0:21:56.800 Oh it for you? Okay, okay, let's talk about it. 0:21:56.920 --> 0:22:00.920 I've seen I've seen how people do so reckless ship 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:02.600 that it's like, come on, dude, you're gonna put your 0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:03.080 whole hand. 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:05.199 But is it is it hot like weed high? Or 0:22:05.240 --> 0:22:06.560 is it something else high? 0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:08.639 Yeah, because I mean people who do math. 0:22:10.680 --> 0:22:13.440 If you're doing math or heroin, you're not hungry. You're 0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:14.480 doing nothing with food. 0:22:14.720 --> 0:22:16.760 It's really I've never done that. I have. 0:22:17.040 --> 0:22:18.800 Yeah, that's not really I'm telling y'all. 0:22:26.359 --> 0:22:26.840 I wasn't. 0:22:26.880 --> 0:22:30.920 I mean you don't. We don't eat. I mean they 0:22:30.960 --> 0:22:31.440 don't eat. 0:22:32.119 --> 0:22:32.239 No. 0:22:32.320 --> 0:22:35.879 But I've been I've I've had like weed cake before 0:22:36.520 --> 0:22:38.679 and I've eaten too much of the cake. Yeah, And 0:22:38.720 --> 0:22:41.000 I'm just like taking slices at first, and then I 0:22:41.040 --> 0:22:42.399 was like, you know what, let me just put my 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:44.879 hand in this, like you know, you know, like the 0:22:44.920 --> 0:22:50.959 little crumbs that come at the bottom, like from and 0:22:51.000 --> 0:22:52.760 you can't do that when you're high, because you'll just 0:22:52.800 --> 0:22:55.520 go You'll keep slicing just to get those crumbs. 0:22:55.880 --> 0:22:57.119 It's the dumb ship that you do. 0:22:57.640 --> 0:22:59.639 Honestly, the crumbs that are at the bottom of the 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:01.359 cake or the fries that are at the bottom of 0:23:01.359 --> 0:23:01.720 the bag. 0:23:02.000 --> 0:23:03.520 We do we even know what's. 0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:06.320 Better, Yeah, is at the bottom of the bag bottom. 0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:07.320 Of a bi Yeah. 0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:08.800 Yeah. Okay. 0:23:08.840 --> 0:23:11.880 So you write a lot, and you're very creative, Like 0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:13.840 how do you do you like you were going to 0:23:13.880 --> 0:23:16.880 work zoo every day? 0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:20.359 Well, writing in late night it's just the saddest ship 0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:25.000 talk about it, and this is gonna be a good opinion, 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:27.000 But I do feel like late night as a genre, 0:23:27.119 --> 0:23:29.840 it's just a bunch of privileged people speaking of things 0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:35.560 that don't truly affect them. But being a black homosexual 0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:39.800 man from impovers South side of Chicago, everything was a 0:23:39.840 --> 0:23:42.840 personal bullet to my soul. And I was like niggas, giants, 0:23:42.920 --> 0:23:44.320 children in cages, whole shit. 0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:47.520 So in order were like, let me make this funny, though. 0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:53.800 I was like, oh, trauma, but funny, yea. And in 0:23:53.920 --> 0:23:56.560 order for me to like get past the first layer 0:23:56.600 --> 0:23:59.879 of jokes would just be like fuck these people. Uh. 0:24:00.119 --> 0:24:03.000 I truly had to be high, and I think everybody 0:24:03.000 --> 0:24:05.160 in that space was like, yeah, you create the best 0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:08.600 work from this place, so like we don't care, just 0:24:08.680 --> 0:24:10.800 go write the goddamn jokes. And I was like, thank 0:24:10.840 --> 0:24:12.560 you for allowing me to thrive in the way that 0:24:12.640 --> 0:24:13.240 I know best. 0:24:13.400 --> 0:24:15.360 What kind of weed were you smoking to get through work? 0:24:15.440 --> 0:24:17.879 It was purely a sativa, just because I needed my 0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:19.919 brain to like move quickly. 0:24:20.320 --> 0:24:22.520 Now, for the people who don't smoke or don't know, 0:24:22.680 --> 0:24:25.200 can you tell us what the difference between Indica and sativa. Okay. 0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:28.560 Yeah, So on the spectrum from sativa to indica, Sativa 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:31.960 is the most head high. It uh gets the like 0:24:32.000 --> 0:24:35.679 creative juice flowing. It makes you think more, okay, whereas 0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:38.560 Indica is the downer, is the one that puts you 0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:41.000 in the couch, one where you don't want you move. 0:24:40.920 --> 0:24:42.119 Like your body feels heavy. 0:24:42.320 --> 0:24:42.760 Yeah. 0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:43.600 I smoked that once. 0:24:43.720 --> 0:24:45.200 I was like, I'm gonna go to Trader Jokes and 0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:47.040 I was like, let me get high first, and I 0:24:47.080 --> 0:24:49.080 got up and put my coat on, and I was like. 0:24:50.600 --> 0:24:51.840 It's impossible. 0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:54.000 On the ground. 0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:56.280 But how do you know, Like you have to ask 0:24:56.560 --> 0:24:59.520 the dealer specifically, Hey, I get a sativa because I 0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:02.800 feel like, like when I was smoking weed, it was just. 0:25:02.760 --> 0:25:04.840 Whatever, I don't know what. It was, like a chicken 0:25:04.880 --> 0:25:05.680 pot pie of. 0:25:05.600 --> 0:25:08.800 Weed, like different types at the ends of ship, Like 0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:10.360 what's going on? 0:25:10.600 --> 0:25:13.320 I have to say, to be able to smoke weed 0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:16.359 in this fashion is a privilege, because you have to 0:25:16.480 --> 0:25:18.840 either be able to go to a dispensary or have 0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:22.360 a weed connect that's that advance. Like here, I have 0:25:22.480 --> 0:25:29.440 a delivery service that has a menu that's like this 0:25:29.480 --> 0:25:34.640 is ridiculous, seamless a menu that has like graphics that's 0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:37.480 really nice. I mean I wish I could leave it yet, 0:25:37.520 --> 0:25:41.760 but it's illegal. They have a menu and they send 0:25:41.800 --> 0:25:45.960 it to you and has like truly like the milligrams. 0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:48.320 What kind it is? Like what it will have you feeling? 0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:54.399 Compairs with and like what goes well with? 0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:57.480 Like your your sign is. There's like a specific weed 0:25:57.800 --> 0:26:01.280 like I should do that. 0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:02.920 I love a scorpio weed. 0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:04.920 Oh. 0:26:05.160 --> 0:26:07.480 I feel like that's like a new business right there. 0:26:07.600 --> 0:26:10.120 I mean I don't have the knowledge, but somebody. 0:26:09.680 --> 0:26:10.840 So we got a growth weed? 0:26:11.680 --> 0:26:14.199 What we could do what white people do? Hire a 0:26:14.200 --> 0:26:15.840 bunch of people and then we just be the faces 0:26:15.840 --> 0:26:16.160 of it. 0:26:16.560 --> 0:26:19.959 I don't know. We can't be the faces of anything. 0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:21.440 Berg has a weed line? 0:26:21.720 --> 0:26:23.760 What poopy go breag looks like? She has a weed line? 0:26:23.880 --> 0:26:24.640 What's her weedline? 0:26:24.680 --> 0:26:27.960 Clause? It's like I forget, but it's like very it's 0:26:28.000 --> 0:26:30.240 like weed like bath bombs and like. 0:26:30.960 --> 0:26:34.560 Oh so topical stuff. Go ahead, missu. I was gonna 0:26:34.560 --> 0:26:36.040 say Winfree, but that's not her last name. 0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:42.240 Okaybert Well, my friend who lives in Rhode Island. 0:26:43.480 --> 0:26:46.440 She has she grows like for real for real weed 0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:47.200 and she. 0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:49.040 Has like a whole room for Why have I never 0:26:49.080 --> 0:26:52.280 met this friend all the years that we've been friends 0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:54.119 and I know you, why don't you introduce me to 0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:58.240 your friends? I just reconnected with her and when I 0:26:58.400 --> 0:27:02.119 first of all, her place is beautiful, gorgeous, and I 0:27:02.240 --> 0:27:04.399 was like, oh, y'all for this? And then I saw this, 0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:07.679 Oh okay, cool, cool, cool, and so I was like, 0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:08.600 can I take a picture of this. 0:27:08.680 --> 0:27:13.560 She's like, no, I'm surprised you asked sneaking. 0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:14.880 Photos of people regularly. 0:27:15.040 --> 0:27:17.159 Well, I asked because I wouldn't want her to go 0:27:17.200 --> 0:27:19.240 off on me if I did that was it was 0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:22.480 so beautiful the way it was set up. She's like, 0:27:22.520 --> 0:27:25.280 if I lived in l A, this wouldn't be an issue. 0:27:25.320 --> 0:27:26.520 But I'm in round. 0:27:26.520 --> 0:27:29.280 All the drug game is that strong in Rhode Island 0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:30.840 that the apartment is cute, the house. 0:27:32.320 --> 0:27:35.520 It was, it was stunning, and the smell of it, 0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:37.280 it was like it was a different type of weed. 0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:39.400 It was like weed that comes from a two parent home. 0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:42.000 We that went to private school. 0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:44.160 We didn't get free lunch. Yeah yeah, yeah. 0:27:44.160 --> 0:27:47.600 It was just really really good stuff. And you didn't 0:27:47.640 --> 0:27:50.200 like break a branch off or I grab a leaf. 0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:52.560 I wasn't even you know, just like what you could 0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:56.520 just pinch you with. I didn't even think about that 0:27:56.920 --> 0:28:00.520 because that would make me a thief. You made I 0:28:00.520 --> 0:28:04.520 don't win you were stolen anything. I'm stolen before, but 0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:08.040 like not as of late. Okay, all right, so now okay. 0:28:07.880 --> 0:28:10.520 You know what we call that breakthrough growth. 0:28:10.640 --> 0:28:13.439 Not as great, not as a sober person, but I 0:28:13.440 --> 0:28:13.880 feel like. 0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:18.800 If you're high on instantly only ever stole sober. 0:28:19.119 --> 0:28:20.960 I stole from old Navy one time. I just like 0:28:21.000 --> 0:28:23.400 put on multiple pairs of pants and just walked out. 0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:26.679 So they were all different sizes then the one they 0:28:26.720 --> 0:28:27.720 were just very very. 0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:29.160 The ones on the als I had to be bigger 0:28:29.160 --> 0:28:30.119 than the ones on the inside. 0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:32.959 Yeah, I like wore like small, tiny pants and then 0:28:32.960 --> 0:28:34.239 I put on some jeans and I was like, oh, 0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:36.360 I'm gonna put some like some cargoes. 0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:37.760 My friends. 0:28:38.520 --> 0:28:40.560 My friends used to do that at Bloomingdale's. They were 0:28:40.600 --> 0:28:41.960 going there and they would layer up. 0:28:42.000 --> 0:28:44.360 But how do you take the security tag? Yeah, because 0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:46.040 Bloomingdale's is if I feel like that's. 0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:46.479 A no no. 0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:50.440 But throw back Bloomingdale's they didn't have like security tags 0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:50.920 like that. 0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:57.960 And Navy was like, it was like we're bringing things 0:28:58.040 --> 0:28:58.960 back to old Navy. 0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:01.880 Yes, I saw a video on Instagram mistake, because so 0:29:01.880 --> 0:29:03.000 you know, this is where I get all of my 0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:08.880 learning done. If you wrap a condom around those security censors, 0:29:08.880 --> 0:29:09.800 they'll pop off. 0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:12.920 I was watching these videos. 0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:14.960 Of people that were showing them the things that like 0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:19.160 have the ink in them, and somebody commented, Oh, I 0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:21.560 work in retail, and now I understand what all these 0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:22.920 condoms in the fitting room are. 0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:24.760 I thought people were just having sex. 0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:26.120 Oh my god, me too. 0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:32.640 That doesn't make it. I've never seen just seeing. 0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:37.600 Dress Okay, I thought you had a dressing room sex. 0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:41.960 Never No, Dwyane, where. 0:29:42.160 --> 0:29:44.400 Where then was I? That's when I was still banging 0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:45.800 girls and it was easier you were. 0:29:47.120 --> 0:29:49.840 I don't know the listeners that you've dated. 0:29:49.960 --> 0:29:51.920 I don't know if the listeners can hear the games. 0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:56.920 Dwayne is a homosexual, is a professional. 0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:00.520 I'm wearing a for hoodie. 0:30:00.560 --> 0:30:02.200 He's a fur hoodie. 0:30:02.440 --> 0:30:04.560 Okay, what wait? But wait? 0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:07.960 He just got sweatpants on gray, like gray sweatpants, trying 0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:09.640 to tapered. 0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:13.120 But you're giving me like hood gategga. I love it. 0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:14.000 Thank you so much. 0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:15.360 Potray. 0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:17.120 I mean, I would say that's the one thing I 0:30:17.120 --> 0:30:20.360 miss about having sex with girls is how convenient it was. 0:30:21.200 --> 0:30:25.040 How long were you women? You talk about it? Are 0:30:25.040 --> 0:30:27.000 you begging women while wearing like an anklet? 0:30:27.560 --> 0:30:27.600 No? 0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:30.000 Because in my mind, that's why were you hooking up 0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:30.760 with girls? Dude? 0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:34.160 I had girlfriends up till I was seventeen, and. 0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:36.680 You started dating women win when I was well. 0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:38.800 I had my first kiss in third grade. It was 0:30:38.840 --> 0:30:41.920 so fast. Yeah, and then I remember the first time 0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:44.719 I got jerked off was in the back of a bus. 0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:47.440 I think I was in fourth children. 0:30:47.520 --> 0:30:48.280 Yeah, I don't know. 0:30:48.760 --> 0:30:51.720 I know I went. I grew up in the yo. 0:30:51.920 --> 0:30:54.920 That is, people were fucking in school clasic ghetto, you know, 0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:59.360 having sexy school closets. That's why r Kelly can't read. 0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:01.920 He's from Chicago and he was banging people. 0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:03.760 Well, I mean it's a party. I mean it's it's 0:31:03.760 --> 0:31:06.880 a problem truly. And then I started having no but 0:31:06.920 --> 0:31:07.960 I started you need a hug. 0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:10.200 Where on the school bus were you sitting when you 0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:11.800 got dripped on the seat? 0:31:11.880 --> 0:31:12.200 Baby? 0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:14.240 You always got to do the back. I feel like 0:31:14.240 --> 0:31:14.720 it's Chicago. 0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:18.240 They do it in the front, like the third one 0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:19.520 back with the seat belt one. 0:31:19.600 --> 0:31:23.360 We have no couth. Uh yeah. And then I got 0:31:23.400 --> 0:31:25.200 like a serious girlfriend for like a couple of years 0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:27.560 in high school and I lost my virginity with her, 0:31:27.600 --> 0:31:29.120 and that's who I was just like having sex with 0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:30.120 all over the place. 0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:31.440 Did you like it? 0:31:31.600 --> 0:31:33.520 I mean yeah, I mean it felt good. There was 0:31:33.560 --> 0:31:35.760 just like no emotional attachment. 0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:38.800 But I feel like that's most men. Okay, Like, so 0:31:38.880 --> 0:31:39.920 are you even really gay? 0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:40.240 Yeah? 0:31:41.040 --> 0:31:43.000 I've been thinking about it because oh. 0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:45.720 My god, this is a gay. It's like, we don't 0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:46.200 really feel like. 0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:48.800 You're gay, mars something else? 0:31:49.400 --> 0:31:50.680 Can you just be like psych? 0:31:51.040 --> 0:31:51.920 I'm like maybe. 0:31:52.480 --> 0:31:55.000 So we pulled up your files and it seems like 0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:56.680 you've been liking sex with women. 0:31:56.920 --> 0:32:00.120 I mean I enjoyed like physical touches that they that 0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:03.480 feels good no matter what. But whenever I would do it, 0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:05.160 I'd be like, oh, I wish you'd had a dick, 0:32:05.240 --> 0:32:07.720 Like I would just think, yeah, I would be like, 0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:10.720 oh I wish you were like someone else, like. 0:32:10.720 --> 0:32:12.720 I wish your hands had more cash. 0:32:12.840 --> 0:32:15.160 But like a penis inside something warm will still feel 0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:15.680 good no. 0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:17.400 Matter what, because you guys are animals. 0:32:17.480 --> 0:32:19.560 Yeah, it's just the thoughts, like what you have to 0:32:19.560 --> 0:32:21.440 think of to get there you'd be like. 0:32:21.560 --> 0:32:22.280 You were in her room. 0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:24.320 You were in her room and you're like, wow, I 0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:27.680 wish you just didn't have any pillowcases on your and 0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:28.000 he was. 0:32:27.920 --> 0:32:29.320 In her room, like can we just do this thing? 0:32:29.320 --> 0:32:33.720 Your brothers a lot of posters in here. 0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:36.959 What kind of weed is good to have sex on? 0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:37.480 Beautiful? 0:32:37.480 --> 0:32:39.560 Oh my god. I had sex a couple of days 0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:42.760 ago and it was true, holy shit, Like it had 0:32:42.760 --> 0:32:46.840 a different experience. It's great, it is. I would recommend it. 0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:49.240 But what we do you recommend for high sex? 0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:52.320 A hybrid like a sativa into a hybrid, so like 0:32:52.440 --> 0:32:54.760 you're going up and down at the same time. So 0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:57.280 like because the thing is like the sex was like 0:32:57.360 --> 0:32:59.720 where the like sativa park was in. So I was like, 0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:03.720 I am able to my penis touching your inside Like 0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:05.440 it felt like it's like a different thing. 0:33:05.560 --> 0:33:06.240 When you were straight. 0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:08.560 This was like three days agree years. 0:33:08.360 --> 0:33:12.040 Ago, touching your inside. Okay, so you're a top. 0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:16.960 Yeah, wow, I'm asking real questions. Listeners want to I 0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:18.920 mean listeners know because they hurt. Also. 0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:22.120 Yeah, but then like once it was over, like we 0:33:22.160 --> 0:33:24.560 could not move, so we just like had to go 0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:26.640 to sleep in the filth, which was like kind of gross, 0:33:26.640 --> 0:33:28.320 but also like we're in this together. 0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:30.720 But that's also like not even a weed thing. That's 0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:32.600 just like if you haven't good sex, you just gonna 0:33:32.640 --> 0:33:32.959 lay it. 0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:35.760 Yeah, but that added and clean up. 0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:38.560 You're like, oh, man, I feel ashamed. You're supposed to 0:33:38.560 --> 0:33:40.400 pee right a few have sex or else you're gonna 0:33:40.440 --> 0:33:41.360 get like a easter. 0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:48.280 Oh that's one of those heterosexual problems. You never have 0:33:48.360 --> 0:33:52.400 to do that. Sorry for you. 0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:02.120 Okay, So what's kind of weed that you if you 0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:04.000 want to if you just want to hang out with 0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:07.200 friends and like get to another level with them, and 0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:14.400 says that smoke weed and they have these crazy conversations. 0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:15.160 The deepest conversation. 0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:16.560 Yeah, what are we talking about? 0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:19.080 How have we never Well, we smoked together last night 0:34:19.920 --> 0:34:21.760 and it had it was like weed with like shards 0:34:21.760 --> 0:34:24.400 in it or whatever, like a little orange things. 0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:27.200 What's that meth? I don't know? 0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:29.319 You know, like when they like roll it in like 0:34:29.480 --> 0:34:34.120 the like the weed dust Keith, and you're like higher. 0:34:34.160 --> 0:34:37.879 This this is what I would recommend if you really 0:34:37.920 --> 0:34:40.760 want to do get high. So you roll a blunt okay, 0:34:40.920 --> 0:34:44.040 cover it and weed infuse honey, and then you sprinkle 0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:44.920 it with Keith and it. 0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:47.600 Where does one get weed infused honey. 0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:49.520 From this menu place that I order from, They have 0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:51.520 to get MESI. 0:34:52.000 --> 0:34:55.440 It's not price like. 0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:57.160 A small jar of honey. Probably be like the. 0:34:57.200 --> 0:35:00.279 Jar weed in a jar dollar doesn't feel good. 0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:03.600 I could kid honey from Trader Joe's for like eight dollars, but. 0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:05.640 You can't get high. Putting it on your toes like 0:35:05.640 --> 0:35:08.520 it's very is a different experience. Well, I dip cookies 0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:08.719 in it. 0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:12.880 Friend of mine, a friend of mine uses the volcano 0:35:13.200 --> 0:35:16.400 and the weed from the volcano. She makes like weed 0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:19.839 butter that she could do anything with it, So we 0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:21.319 could literally do that at home. 0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:23.400 Yeah. I plan on having a week cake at my wedding. 0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:25.120 Like two options of being like, this is a cake, 0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:27.320 we're weeding it. This is a non cake. I'm gonna. 0:35:29.280 --> 0:35:30.160 Yes for your love. 0:35:31.000 --> 0:35:33.480 No, but then if you have a wee cake, then 0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:35.000 you can't drink at all. 0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:36.680 Yeah, but that's at the end of day. 0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:38.480 I don't drink alcoholic. I'm just gonna make everybody do 0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:40.000 exactly what I do because it's my wedding. 0:35:40.080 --> 0:35:41.200 I don't know that you didn't drink. 0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:44.080 It's nasty, you miss. That's the only reason, Oh. 0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:46.040 You have sex in fitting rooms. You gross. 0:35:46.160 --> 0:35:48.880 That's when I was seventeen. Okay, thank you for everyone. 0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:50.520 Three days ago when you got high and had sex 0:35:50.560 --> 0:35:54.600 and laid in it afterwards. Also, that was this person? 0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:56.160 Was it a piece? Are you single? Like? 0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:56.560 Are y'all? 0:35:56.840 --> 0:35:56.960 No? 0:35:57.120 --> 0:35:58.279 I'm with the person. 0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:02.200 Really thinks so single in these streets. 0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:05.080 I just don't like people in my business. 0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:08.200 In New York though. 0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:13.080 No, but she was days ago. Somebody I wasn't here. Yes, 0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:14.800 you were, dude, days ago. 0:36:15.600 --> 0:36:17.719 I was like, don't let me check, three years ago. 0:36:17.760 --> 0:36:18.320 You were here. 0:36:18.600 --> 0:36:21.080 Yeah, it was on my it was on my birthday, 0:36:21.560 --> 0:36:23.040 but I was. I spent the first half of my 0:36:23.080 --> 0:36:23.880 birthday in Chicago. 0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:30.000 In Chicago. That's stupid. That's a long distance. It's terrible. Actually, 0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:30.839 maybe it's not that bad. 0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:33.600 I mean, long distance is perfect for me because I 0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:35.960 can go somewhere fuck a bunch, and then go and 0:36:36.040 --> 0:36:37.680 do my work. And that's why I'm thriving. 0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:40.480 Okay, I mean, sis, he's doing pretty well. 0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:42.160 I don't need people like and people don't even know 0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:43.600 like where I live. Most of the time. I just 0:36:43.600 --> 0:36:44.000 hate people. 0:36:44.040 --> 0:36:49.400 Your vagabond, I'm like, very he's a hobo with a 0:36:49.480 --> 0:36:51.200 stick tied to his clothes. 0:36:51.680 --> 0:36:54.720 You're homeless, but make it fashion. 0:36:54.800 --> 0:37:00.600 I don't have a job. Okay, so much week because unemployed. 0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:02.840 Yeah, but you had to pay for this weed. You 0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:04.360 got thirty dollars honeys. 0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:07.040 I mean I have a savings account that you're using 0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:08.680 to buy weed. No, I have a lot of money 0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:09.480 in my checkings account. 0:37:09.480 --> 0:37:12.800 So do you even try to act like your eyete? 0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:16.600 But I don't unemployed people that are like, oh my god, 0:37:16.600 --> 0:37:17.800 that is really unemployed. 0:37:17.840 --> 0:37:20.479 Though you just know how to say I'm unemployed. I'm 0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:21.080 not poor. 0:37:21.320 --> 0:37:24.359 I mean I'm not broke though, yeah, I ain't got 0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:24.920 no money to. 0:37:25.000 --> 0:37:27.120 Like extra money, but like you got to learn how 0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:28.080 to save your coin. 0:37:28.200 --> 0:37:30.160 Yeah, and while you're making like I feel like a 0:37:30.160 --> 0:37:33.920 lot of people equate weed to like alcohol, where I 0:37:34.000 --> 0:37:37.719 equate weed to coffee, where like I smoke weed to 0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:39.480 like do stuff. So I don't feel like we just 0:37:39.520 --> 0:37:41.920 like an extra purgage. Like it's like a part of 0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:44.080 my day being like, oh yeah, I have to write 0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:46.960 a thing. I mean, hit this really quick. Have some 0:37:47.080 --> 0:37:47.840 juices flowing. 0:37:48.520 --> 0:37:51.320 Now here's a question. When you wake up in the morning, 0:37:51.440 --> 0:37:53.759 are you waking in baking or are you brushing your 0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:55.160 teeth and then getting high. 0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:56.719 It depends on the day. Like I don't have like 0:37:56.760 --> 0:37:59.239 a wheat schedule. It's so I'm like, oh I I I. 0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:00.799 Nice with your weed. 0:38:00.880 --> 0:38:03.960 Huh, it's it's not. 0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:09.040 It's strategic. So like, if I have nothing to do, 0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:11.480 I'll smoke. We have something to do. I'd be like, 0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:14.160 WHOA is this situation good for me to be high? 0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:17.399 In most situations, I've just practiced being high. In those 0:38:17.440 --> 0:38:20.800 situations you practice, I mean you do drills. 0:38:20.880 --> 0:38:22.560 You do drills at house. 0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:27.160 In Chicago, I was working at a really terrible uh 0:38:27.400 --> 0:38:32.280 improv theater called Second City and drag them. 0:38:33.200 --> 0:38:35.040 Why were they terrible? 0:38:35.360 --> 0:38:38.240 They were? They were the worst kind of liberal white people. 0:38:38.320 --> 0:38:39.839 They were the kind of people who would be like, 0:38:39.880 --> 0:38:43.160 we want diversity, come to us, but you have to 0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:45.080 tell us if we're doing something wrong so that we 0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:47.520 can fix it. And then the people of color would 0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:49.160 be like, yo, all of this is racist, and they'd 0:38:49.200 --> 0:38:50.799 be like, why are you so hard to work with? 0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:54.719 And I'd be like, you told me to come to you. 0:38:54.760 --> 0:38:57.520 So it was just you have a specific situation that 0:38:57.560 --> 0:38:58.600 happened that you were like. 0:38:59.000 --> 0:39:01.000 Sydney get the TC Oh my god. Yes, this was 0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:03.160 one of the worst things ever. So a group of 0:39:03.160 --> 0:39:05.320 black people that were working there wanted to put together 0:39:05.360 --> 0:39:08.920 a Black Lives Matter show and they said, sure, but 0:39:08.960 --> 0:39:11.200 only if you give half of the proceeds to the cops. 0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:12.880 And we were like, are you why. 0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:19.000 Yeah, yes, Second cities sound like they Oh my god. 0:39:19.280 --> 0:39:22.000 They also sent all their black actors to speech therapy 0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:30.279 at one time, because they know. 0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:30.720 They did not Some of them can't speak that well either. 0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:31.920 I mean, none of them could. I was like, what 0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:32.560 are you saying? 0:39:32.880 --> 0:39:35.560 Are they still taking people I need a speech therapist? 0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:35.959 I mean. 0:39:38.520 --> 0:39:43.719 That they would be like, yes, black lesbian woman, we 0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:45.319 can use you on our pamphlets. 0:39:46.280 --> 0:39:48.120 And you know, I'll do the pamphlet right. 0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:49.800 I mean, I was definitely one of the pat. 0:39:51.239 --> 0:39:54.560 Sit on a chair backwards, just like cool, I'm here. 0:39:55.680 --> 0:39:58.760 But I was on the show. And then I would 0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:00.719 try to get as high as pot and see if 0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:03.080 I can still do it, and I would like really 0:40:03.120 --> 0:40:04.600 test myself. And there were days where I would like 0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:06.560 get up to talk and be like, oh, somebody else 0:40:06.600 --> 0:40:08.560 got to do this. And then there were days where 0:40:08.600 --> 0:40:10.120 I was like, oh, this is good, like and I 0:40:10.160 --> 0:40:13.840 found that line. So now I'm a pretty functioning no 0:40:14.040 --> 0:40:14.520 you and. 0:40:14.520 --> 0:40:17.480 I feel like you, Becca O'Neill. There's a couple of 0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:20.719 people who, like I know, smoke a lot, And when 0:40:20.880 --> 0:40:21.520 I see. 0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:24.120 Your tweets, I'm like, damn, I need this weed. 0:40:24.600 --> 0:40:27.120 Like it's so well thought out and it's just like 0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:29.839 I know you're you're train of thought because you're going 0:40:29.840 --> 0:40:34.840 from here to like there, all all in a couple 0:40:34.840 --> 0:40:37.360 of minutes. Love it, and you use all of the 0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:38.920 characters every last. 0:40:38.680 --> 0:40:39.600 Time do I talk? 0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:43.000 So two hundred all of them. You don't hold back. 0:40:43.320 --> 0:40:46.200 I mean, Chicago really ruined me as a person. So 0:40:46.880 --> 0:40:50.440 weed has found places of my personality that I didn't need, 0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:51.319 that I didn't know I have. 0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:53.960 What are the worst people to get high with? 0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:58.480 Yeah, people that you don't trust, because then you can 0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:02.680 get very panics. So today, before I came here, I 0:41:02.719 --> 0:41:05.440 smoked and I got on the train and because I 0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:09.160 don't feel completely comfortable about it bunching around the white people. 0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:10.640 There was a lot of white people on that train. 0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:15.319 What if someone starts shooting? Like it was like, oh, 0:41:15.440 --> 0:41:18.640 who's been killing people in the news? White man since 0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:21.120 the beginning been like oh shit. So I did get 0:41:21.120 --> 0:41:23.160 like a little bit paranoid, and in those situations I 0:41:23.360 --> 0:41:27.319 have to like take a lot of deep breaths. But yeah, 0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:29.680 you have to foresee the situation you're going to be in. 0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:32.160 And if that's a normal situation that give you anxiety, 0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:33.279 you might not want to. 0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:38.400 You know, what works for me when I am too high, 0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:41.040 or if I start to feel anxious and I'm high, 0:41:41.200 --> 0:41:43.000 or I take an edible and I'm on the train. 0:41:43.160 --> 0:41:46.920 If I listen to like Spanish music, it relaxes me. 0:41:47.360 --> 0:41:50.240 That's like in the uber that I was in yesterday, 0:41:50.320 --> 0:41:53.160 I was so high, but the driver was this like 0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:56.040 Latino woman and she was playing like Batshata music and 0:41:56.080 --> 0:41:57.640 I was sitting in the front seat and I was like. 0:41:57.680 --> 0:42:00.400 This is crossing. 0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:02.840 I couldn't even keep my eyes like they were crossed. 0:42:02.840 --> 0:42:04.600 And I was on the bridge like that's what. 0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:05.439 A good night? 0:42:05.640 --> 0:42:08.799 Just like I don't know if that if that's something 0:42:08.800 --> 0:42:12.120 that maybe you want to try when you're anxious surrounded 0:42:12.120 --> 0:42:13.399 by white people on the train. 0:42:13.920 --> 0:42:15.480 I'm just I'm just I'm putting it out there. 0:42:15.600 --> 0:42:17.439 I did put on music. I was listening to girl 0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:21.000 groups though, like a British girl group like s Club seven, 0:42:21.239 --> 0:42:26.239 Little Mix. Yeah, I was listening to them this morning too. 0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:28.560 I was listening to them this morning. 0:42:28.840 --> 0:42:32.919 Is a British girl group Little Yeah. It's like four you. 0:42:32.840 --> 0:42:35.000 Know we when there was a video that we did 0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:36.200 for Vidiots and it was the. 0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:39.359 Shout out to my ex. Oh yeah girls that look 0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:40.280 like the bred Dolls. 0:42:40.400 --> 0:42:41.080 Yeah. 0:42:41.160 --> 0:42:43.560 Yeah. I was listening to them because pop music has like, 0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:46.160 uh like simple beats that are just like easy to 0:42:46.200 --> 0:42:48.080 cling to. So my brain was like, yeah, think about this, 0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:49.120 I'm thinking about getting shot. 0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:51.680 Yeah. But that's why I like the because it's like one, 0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:52.399 two three. 0:42:53.320 --> 0:42:54.359 I never got I can. 0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:56.799 I just never really got into weed like that because 0:42:56.840 --> 0:43:00.279 I just feel like I'm already off the walls and 0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:02.799 I don't need to be paranoid and I don't need 0:43:02.840 --> 0:43:05.440 to be down because I'm already a down person. So 0:43:05.480 --> 0:43:08.080 it's just like the fact that there's so many different 0:43:08.080 --> 0:43:10.920 types of weed out there. Now I'm a little annoyed 0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:13.720 because I'm like, oh, I had variety. But when I 0:43:13.800 --> 0:43:17.000 was like doing edibles and whatnot, I didn't feel like 0:43:17.080 --> 0:43:19.280 there was a lot of options. 0:43:19.719 --> 0:43:23.160 I mean, in the hood, there really is not, and 0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:25.480 you really are just taking a chance. 0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:29.280 You said, girl, you were in the ghetto. 0:43:29.560 --> 0:43:31.280 Yeah, because you don't know what they're you're smoking. 0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:32.920 No, they just trying to make some money. 0:43:33.120 --> 0:43:35.600 They're like, this is a with a little bit of 0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:36.520 a Satifa in it. 0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:39.279 Yeah, and people are trying to like forget that they 0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:41.960 in the hood, so they like no matter what, Yeah, 0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:42.480 it's true. 0:43:42.640 --> 0:43:44.759 Well one time we took an edible and it was 0:43:44.760 --> 0:43:48.520 for Halloween. Well, I'm always the one that takes too much. 0:43:48.680 --> 0:43:50.799 I'm like, oh, I'll take half and then I'm like 0:43:50.840 --> 0:43:51.560 I don't feel it. 0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:54.400 That's not even what She'll be like Marie, should I 0:43:54.480 --> 0:43:56.319 take more? Should we do some more? 0:43:56.960 --> 0:43:59.680 And I've already like I know that it hits you 0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:05.279 in like waves. And so Sydney took this more of 0:44:05.320 --> 0:44:05.839 this edible. 0:44:05.880 --> 0:44:06.839 Did you take more? Yeah? 0:44:06.840 --> 0:44:09.000 I did. We went to a we went to a party. 0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:11.080 It didn't hit us until after the party was over. 0:44:11.360 --> 0:44:15.480 Like the party was we were like damn, it's like yeah. 0:44:15.360 --> 0:44:17.759 It was like two hours in We're like what this 0:44:17.880 --> 0:44:20.000 is garbage? And then as soon as the lights came on, 0:44:20.120 --> 0:44:23.040 we were like, oh, well, we can't go home. 0:44:23.520 --> 0:44:26.759 So we went to a deli, got a bacon, egg 0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:29.000 and cheese, ate like devoured that. 0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:32.920 When I tell you, we laughed for like an hour and. 0:44:32.880 --> 0:44:35.400 Sat in the bodega and eight the sandwiches and like, 0:44:35.440 --> 0:44:36.600 I don't they had a sitting area. 0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:38.840 It was like a restaurant. 0:44:38.960 --> 0:44:41.480 It was me, Sydney and the bodega cat. And then 0:44:41.520 --> 0:44:42.800 Sydney was like, should I get another? 0:44:42.920 --> 0:44:45.719 And I got another one cheese and she devoured that to. 0:44:45.760 --> 0:44:47.960 Bang that out, and I was like, dude, I have 0:44:48.040 --> 0:44:50.680 a video of us just like cackling so hard and 0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:52.360 we're like, why are we laughing? 0:44:52.400 --> 0:44:53.480 We didn't even know why. 0:44:53.760 --> 0:44:55.600 Yeah, just wearing wigs and looking. 0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:57.080 Such a beautiful moment. 0:44:57.239 --> 0:44:59.960 It was actually, that's like a milestone in our friendship. 0:45:00.320 --> 0:45:01.360 It was hilarious. 0:45:01.480 --> 0:45:04.919 I laughed like I was in La like a couple 0:45:04.920 --> 0:45:07.640 weeks ago, and I have never laughed this hard in 0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:09.719 my life. I was watching I got so high with 0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:12.200 my friends. We like cooked. We were like we're grown ups. 0:45:12.880 --> 0:45:19.040 First dinner I cooked, Uh, I cooked mac and cheese 0:45:19.280 --> 0:45:21.399 for the first time. I creating a root. 0:45:21.800 --> 0:45:22.800 What kind of cheese is? 0:45:23.560 --> 0:45:26.279 Yeah, is like a cheese sauce that you make with 0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:29.680 butter and flour and cheese and season and you like 0:45:29.719 --> 0:45:30.600 pour it over the noods. 0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:32.959 So that on Rachel Ray because I don't know. 0:45:33.200 --> 0:45:36.640 You didn't baked macaroni and cheese though, no, you didn't 0:45:36.680 --> 0:45:37.320 make Thanksgiving. 0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:38.640 I'm not there yet. 0:45:38.640 --> 0:45:43.000 I'm you're making it a cream based like what I mean, 0:45:43.040 --> 0:45:43.640 Oh my god. 0:45:43.480 --> 0:45:45.480 My grandmother would rolling her grave hearing this. 0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:47.560 Sydney, do you make mac and cheese? 0:45:48.200 --> 0:45:50.840 I've done it before, and I've realized that it's like 0:45:51.640 --> 0:45:54.359 I feel like you have to have like orthopedic socks on, 0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:56.880 Like you need to be an older black woman and 0:45:57.000 --> 0:46:00.279 make mac and cheese with the amount of like sol 0:46:00.800 --> 0:46:02.520 in history for it to like. 0:46:02.680 --> 0:46:05.000 Yeah, I mean a dialysis course. 0:46:05.960 --> 0:46:11.160 I was not good. It was mediocre. I'm truly I 0:46:11.200 --> 0:46:13.239 can't cook, but I'm really trying. Then we got really 0:46:13.280 --> 0:46:14.480 high and we watched blacks. 0:46:14.520 --> 0:46:16.520 All y'all made was this macaroni and cheese. 0:46:16.440 --> 0:46:17.680 And chicken like fried chicken? 0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:18.640 You fried chicken? 0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:20.480 Well I didn't, my friend did. 0:46:21.080 --> 0:46:22.160 How was your friend's chicken? 0:46:22.239 --> 0:46:24.080 It was like she knows how to cook better than me. 0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:26.719 We need to be honest about our friends who and 0:46:26.719 --> 0:46:28.880 then we had Then we need to stop the friends giving. 0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:29.879 I hate it. 0:46:29.960 --> 0:46:31.719 I'm like at the point I. 0:46:31.680 --> 0:46:34.919 Don't hate a friends giving. I hate people saying friends giving. 0:46:35.520 --> 0:46:37.839 I don't like friends giving. Shut up, none of y'all 0:46:37.840 --> 0:46:40.279 can cook. It ain't no salt here friends Yet. 0:46:40.360 --> 0:46:43.200 I have a problem with friends giving because it's always 0:46:43.239 --> 0:46:45.880 people who there's never like a Google Google doc to 0:46:45.960 --> 0:46:48.239 tell you, like who made what, so we know that 0:46:48.320 --> 0:46:51.600 we haven't been so we'll have like one thing and 0:46:51.600 --> 0:46:53.640 that you're like, but where the fucking sides at? Or 0:46:53.680 --> 0:46:57.120 we'll have like too many, too many biscuits, but it's like, 0:46:57.160 --> 0:46:58.360 where's the rest of the food? 0:46:58.840 --> 0:47:01.400 Yah, you went to a crappy friends giving? Sis. 0:47:01.440 --> 0:47:03.239 I went to one and it was like organized by 0:47:03.280 --> 0:47:05.880 white people, and the Google doc came out with the 0:47:05.880 --> 0:47:08.680 invitations and it was like this what we need. Put 0:47:08.760 --> 0:47:10.880 your name next to what you're bringing, and if you're 0:47:10.880 --> 0:47:13.439 bringing something extra, put it in the in the Google doc. 0:47:13.600 --> 0:47:16.280 And it was It was good. It was great. 0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:19.600 I don't think I ever did it friends given because 0:47:19.600 --> 0:47:21.080 my family won't let me. H. 0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:22.560 They're like, you gotta come here. 0:47:22.719 --> 0:47:24.480 Yeah, you don't see it because I don't see them. 0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:26.400 Friends giving is before Thanksgiving. 0:47:26.600 --> 0:47:26.960 No. 0:47:27.480 --> 0:47:30.000 No friendsgiving is like for people I thought, don't go 0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:33.400 home right, no, right, and they do Thanksgiving with their friends. 0:47:33.560 --> 0:47:36.240 Every friends giving I've had has always been before Thanksgiving. 0:47:36.280 --> 0:47:38.200 It's like you want to have Thanksgiving with your friends, 0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:41.040 like before you still want to celebrate with them. 0:47:41.040 --> 0:47:42.879 I thought I was for the orphans that don't go safe. 0:47:42.920 --> 0:47:45.040 That sounds like a better plan, I should ye, So. 0:47:45.000 --> 0:47:46.759 You're gonna have three things. 0:47:47.080 --> 0:47:48.239 I'm mad. I wasn't on that. 0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:51.600 Yes, I wasn't in that Google doc. Yeah it didn't 0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:51.840 at me. 0:47:52.000 --> 0:47:53.400 I mean, but you didn't want that anyway. It was 0:47:53.440 --> 0:47:55.520 a whole bunch of like waitresses who were like. 0:47:55.480 --> 0:47:57.600 Okay, so we're gonna order this sweep of data. 0:47:57.680 --> 0:48:02.040 But what you're ordering potato pie? But then I'll have 0:48:02.080 --> 0:48:04.439 a friend who makes premieer, So that's great. 0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:04.799 I don't know. 0:48:06.320 --> 0:48:08.120 It's pork shoulders, so delicious. 0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:18.200 Our friend Carolina does it like ethnic Spanish Spanish? 0:48:18.320 --> 0:48:20.000 Well wait, don't you hate when you go to somebody's 0:48:20.000 --> 0:48:21.440 house and they cook but the house is dirty. 0:48:21.480 --> 0:48:23.080 It's like I shouldn't really be eating. 0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:28.399 Oh my god, I feel like we've probably didn't we've 0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:28.960 done that. 0:48:29.040 --> 0:48:31.399 But this person with the dirty house can really cook. 0:48:31.560 --> 0:48:36.640 So this person has lived in three dirty houses. Cheap 0:48:36.920 --> 0:48:43.319 eating a dirty home, that cat hair, a little dander, A. 0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:46.879 Little turkeys Adventure. 0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:49.520 Was did you clean chicken before you cook this? It 0:48:49.560 --> 0:48:52.080 tastes disgusting, yes, disgustingly good. 0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:56.799 What's the worst time you've been on weed? Like a 0:48:56.960 --> 0:48:57.920 terrible experience. 0:48:58.200 --> 0:48:59.680 It was the first time I ever heard a bong. 0:49:00.239 --> 0:49:00.359 Uh. 0:49:01.000 --> 0:49:03.399 So my friend had like a six foot bond because 0:49:03.400 --> 0:49:06.279 she's a weed enthusiast, and I was like. 0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:08.520 Oh, extra, that means she's just too much. 0:49:09.160 --> 0:49:11.759 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, so I uh And this was 0:49:11.800 --> 0:49:14.279 like when I first started smoking, so I probably had 0:49:14.280 --> 0:49:17.880 smoked maybe ten times, just like literally like one hitters, right, 0:49:18.080 --> 0:49:20.279 So I was like, oh, I am, I am, I 0:49:20.320 --> 0:49:22.360 am advanced. So I hit it once and I was like, 0:49:22.360 --> 0:49:24.320 I don't feel anything. So I hit it a second 0:49:24.400 --> 0:49:27.120 time and I coughed for twelve hours. 0:49:27.640 --> 0:49:29.319 That means the weed is in your man. 0:49:29.520 --> 0:49:32.719 I called for so long and then I was sitting. 0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:34.800 There and you get higher that way, yeah. 0:49:34.400 --> 0:49:36.239 And it was fucking terrible. And like I started and 0:49:36.239 --> 0:49:38.080 I kept getting higher and higher, and I was like, 0:49:38.360 --> 0:49:40.560 will this stop? And she was like, you just got 0:49:40.560 --> 0:49:43.120 to like ride it out. And then I remember thinking 0:49:43.160 --> 0:49:45.440 that I was in a dollhouse and it was like 0:49:45.480 --> 0:49:47.319 the Truman Show and somebody's going to take off the 0:49:47.400 --> 0:49:49.760 roof and be like, none of this is real. Also, 0:49:49.920 --> 0:49:52.520 I convinced myself that I was mentally handicapped, that I 0:49:52.520 --> 0:49:54.960 couldn't use my legs anymore. So I had I like 0:49:55.040 --> 0:49:58.560 went through like the emotional journey of being like, oh 0:49:58.719 --> 0:50:00.399 I can't do what I've been I have to say 0:50:00.440 --> 0:50:01.840 my whole life, like I'm going to have to change 0:50:01.840 --> 0:50:04.560 my whole life because my legs don't work, So like 0:50:04.760 --> 0:50:06.840 what is my new career is going to be? Like 0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:09.280 where's my family gonna think when like I tell them. 0:50:09.920 --> 0:50:12.200 My legs you need to call the cops on that 0:50:12.280 --> 0:50:14.279 drug dealer because that's it was. 0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:17.520 It was. It's just because like at that point at 0:50:17.560 --> 0:50:20.680 the bond, No, it's just your mind because I've never 0:50:20.719 --> 0:50:22.799 been that high, so my brain was trying to rationalize 0:50:22.920 --> 0:50:24.120 something about I felt that way. 0:50:24.320 --> 0:50:27.279 Something about bongs just makes you higher, I know, and 0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:27.680 I don't know. 0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:31.880 And white people love a bomb. They're doing bong rips 0:50:31.960 --> 0:50:33.640 and you're like, okay, whatever, I'm gonna do it. And 0:50:33.640 --> 0:50:36.960 then you're like, oh no, no, I'm too high, and 0:50:37.000 --> 0:50:38.640 you're like, oh no, I'm way too high. 0:50:38.680 --> 0:50:41.200 I was high for like till the next morning. Well, 0:50:41.280 --> 0:50:43.160 I felt it coming out of my eyes driving and 0:50:43.200 --> 0:50:46.080 I was like, yo, this is crazy. And I stopped 0:50:46.120 --> 0:50:48.080 smoking for like a little bit after that. But now 0:50:48.080 --> 0:50:50.560 when I smoke, I just can now register like okay, 0:50:51.320 --> 0:50:52.359 I gotta go to sleep now. 0:50:53.040 --> 0:50:56.120 I can't register when I'm like, when i'm smoking if 0:50:56.120 --> 0:51:00.120 I'm going to be too high until after I've smoked. 0:50:59.600 --> 0:51:02.120 Too much already, and then you're just gone. 0:51:02.239 --> 0:51:04.200 But then it's just like, all right, well this is 0:51:04.200 --> 0:51:07.319 a great Thursday. I'm having a good I'm just I'm 0:51:07.320 --> 0:51:08.839 gonna sleep on your couch if that's cool. 0:51:08.960 --> 0:51:11.080 This is yeah. I love that when you're like, well 0:51:11.120 --> 0:51:11.960 this is my day now. 0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:14.759 Yeah, all right, well this is what we're doing today, Wade. 0:51:14.760 --> 0:51:17.120 If you could smoke with anybody, who would it be? 0:51:17.239 --> 0:51:18.440 Oh my god, Jesus Christ. 0:51:18.600 --> 0:51:21.799 Shut up, shut up, Jesus Christ. 0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:25.560 Super Star. Now Jesus Christ, the magic One. Wait why 0:51:25.760 --> 0:51:28.600 because I want to be like, hey, you had Hella magic. 0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:32.319 Why ain't you do more? Because there's like so many parts. Okay. 0:51:32.360 --> 0:51:34.000 So I went to a Catholic college and they made 0:51:34.040 --> 0:51:37.320 me take this class called the Historical Jesus, about Jesus 0:51:37.680 --> 0:51:40.360 as a person versus him as a religious figure. So 0:51:40.719 --> 0:51:42.840 just like talk about him being like you had a nigga, 0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:45.520 had like a bunch of friends. He was very popular. 0:51:45.600 --> 0:51:47.440 It's just like a picture of Jesus in like jeans. 0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:50.040 Yeah, Like there's just there's just like one story about 0:51:50.600 --> 0:51:53.720 peach and was like relatable Chelsea. 0:51:54.440 --> 0:51:55.200 Yeah. 0:51:55.280 --> 0:51:56.960 And there was a story about him as like a 0:51:57.000 --> 0:52:01.440 little kid about how Mary and was Joseph nigga? Yeah 0:52:01.480 --> 0:52:05.120 Joseph uh Mary, Mary and Joseph will go to these 0:52:05.160 --> 0:52:08.919 cities and then the kids would pick on Jesus because 0:52:08.960 --> 0:52:10.560 Jesus was like, I'm the son of guy, and they 0:52:10.600 --> 0:52:12.640 were like, shut the fuck up, we don't care. And 0:52:12.680 --> 0:52:15.759 then he'd kill them like he likes he killed Yeah, 0:52:15.800 --> 0:52:18.279 he like smite them, like how uses Jesus powers to 0:52:18.400 --> 0:52:21.320 make them fall dead? And then the parents in the 0:52:21.400 --> 0:52:22.960 village would be like we have to go to Mary 0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:24.520 and Joseph, like can you tell them to bring our 0:52:24.560 --> 0:52:26.520 kids back? And then they'd have to leave the city 0:52:26.520 --> 0:52:27.520 and go to like a new city. 0:52:28.160 --> 0:52:30.760 I don't what chapter of the Book of the Bible 0:52:30.800 --> 0:52:31.120 is dead. 0:52:31.120 --> 0:52:33.400 It's they don't include it because they were like this 0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:35.280 doesn't create the narrative that we want, So where. 0:52:35.160 --> 0:52:37.160 Are these extra pages located? I don't know. 0:52:37.280 --> 0:52:39.759 Some old people got them at their house, Like. 0:52:41.280 --> 0:52:45.960 What does some scrolls that Bible is underneath the yellow pages. 0:52:47.719 --> 0:52:48.920 There's a bunch of books. 0:52:50.719 --> 0:52:51.480 Like this new one. 0:52:51.520 --> 0:52:55.280 There's different like editions of the Bible, like somebody published, 0:52:55.320 --> 0:52:58.000 like they take out parts of it that they don't think. 0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:01.080 Like these stories sound cool though. 0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:03.200 I know, but they was like, yeah, we can't let 0:53:03.200 --> 0:53:06.520 people know Jesus out here killings, being like that's crazy. 0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:11.040 I'm the son of guy Jesus Christ. 0:53:11.239 --> 0:53:14.000 I mean, I'm obsessed with Jesus Christ, Regina George, but. 0:53:14.040 --> 0:53:16.359 Like as like a fun character. Yeah, in my head, 0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:20.799 he was gay. That's blasphemous, but he was. His hair 0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:23.360 was long, not because he had a bunch of gay friends. 0:53:23.400 --> 0:53:25.040 They ain't never had sex with no women. 0:53:25.160 --> 0:53:27.000 I mean they was hanging out with a hoe though. 0:53:26.880 --> 0:53:29.319 There was exactly. And all my friends are host All 0:53:29.360 --> 0:53:34.279 my friends were hostsday doane Ye Yeah, either they were 0:53:34.760 --> 0:53:35.640 or they still hold. 0:53:35.560 --> 0:53:38.120 Okay, Well everybody has been a hole, that's true. 0:53:38.000 --> 0:53:38.279 Not me. 0:53:39.360 --> 0:53:42.560 Rebranding host Centennial twenty eighteen to be hosting Tennial twenty nineteen. 0:53:42.600 --> 0:53:44.320 Oh yeah, because you failed at it, because I failed 0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:45.080 so bad. 0:53:45.280 --> 0:53:47.680 Yes, miserably failed at being a hoe this year. 0:53:48.680 --> 0:53:51.919 Yeah, Jesus didn't get his hair wet. He he died 0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:56.279 on the cross very dramatically. He came back very dramatically. 0:53:56.480 --> 0:54:01.800 Yeah, Nick's gay drama. Oh my god, drama. Will you 0:54:01.960 --> 0:54:06.000 be killing it at Easter Home? This nigga gay. I'm 0:54:06.080 --> 0:54:10.279 sorry the fact that you're still alive saying all this ship. 0:54:11.160 --> 0:54:12.560 Who don't kill me Jesus? 0:54:12.800 --> 0:54:15.359 Yeah, now we want because the niggas gay. We talked 0:54:15.360 --> 0:54:15.799 all the time. 0:54:16.880 --> 0:54:20.760 I'm gonna slive my chair further from you. I gotta 0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:21.320 go to Hillsong. 0:54:22.239 --> 0:54:24.719 Do you think I'd be thriving if Jesus was mad 0:54:24.760 --> 0:54:27.160 at me? No, because he is my gay nigga. 0:54:27.239 --> 0:54:30.600 We are close. We should put that on some shirts. 0:54:30.760 --> 0:54:32.240 Jesus is my gay nigga. 0:54:32.840 --> 0:54:33.440 Every day that. 0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:36.040 Hurts, Okay for the for the listeners who can't say 0:54:36.080 --> 0:54:40.440 the N word. So the three of y'all. 0:54:41.760 --> 0:54:43.399 I really don't think Jesus gave. But I do think 0:54:43.400 --> 0:54:44.120 he's pan sexual. 0:54:45.000 --> 0:54:46.640 So he's attracted to trees. 0:54:46.520 --> 0:54:49.840 To everyone, to life, to anyone that's. 0:54:49.719 --> 0:54:52.400 Somebody on cocaine, pant sexuals. 0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:55.360 Mm HM is on a lot of cocaine. 0:54:55.440 --> 0:54:58.359 Yes, cocaine will have you like touching a bookshelf, You're like, oh, 0:54:58.560 --> 0:54:59.600 should I read something? 0:55:05.120 --> 0:55:06.960 Yeah? But you know what's sober? I like a pop 0:55:07.040 --> 0:55:09.040 up book? Remember those? You open it and it like 0:55:09.120 --> 0:55:11.839 hits you in the face. Oh my god. I love 0:55:11.880 --> 0:55:13.640 a pop up book. Do they still make those? They 0:55:13.680 --> 0:55:14.239 do they do? 0:55:14.640 --> 0:55:17.600 Because I went to my friends her son just turned 0:55:17.640 --> 0:55:19.919 one and they got him a pop up book. 0:55:20.040 --> 0:55:23.839 He was going crazy. He was so cute. I was like, damn, 0:55:24.640 --> 0:55:26.920 this is the this is the new way right here. Listen, 0:55:27.040 --> 0:55:27.759 this is what I want. 0:55:27.920 --> 0:55:30.080 So people who are listening, if y'all are trying to 0:55:30.120 --> 0:55:31.640 like figure out what you want to get the Undifficial 0:55:31.680 --> 0:55:33.879 Expert for Christmas, I'm just gonna put at the top 0:55:33.880 --> 0:55:36.120 of the list a pop up book for me. Sidney, 0:55:36.200 --> 0:55:37.359 do you have anything that you want to add? 0:55:38.320 --> 0:55:40.360 Maybe some weed, honey. Also, I'm putting that on the 0:55:40.440 --> 0:55:45.799 list for Christmas. I would like, Man, that's a tough one. 0:55:45.840 --> 0:55:46.839 You're gonna say something hard. 0:55:47.160 --> 0:55:47.680 No, no, no, no no. 0:55:48.239 --> 0:55:50.920 I like face mass I feel like face masks is something. 0:55:50.719 --> 0:55:51.720 That that's something easy. 0:55:52.239 --> 0:55:52.840 You guys can do that. 0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:54.520 Get her some face mask. Yeah. I feel like a 0:55:54.600 --> 0:56:01.080 pop up book is is basic. You see how thick 0:56:01.120 --> 0:56:06.640 the pa up book basic? Can I get a pop 0:56:06.760 --> 0:56:09.080 up book that's waterproof that I can like read if. 0:56:09.280 --> 0:56:11.000 You don't be in the shower reading sits. You don't 0:56:11.000 --> 0:56:13.400 even read on dry Land. We don't believe get her 0:56:13.440 --> 0:56:13.920 the face. 0:56:13.800 --> 0:56:14.400 Mask, Marie. 0:56:14.600 --> 0:56:16.440 I'll say this on the podcast because you can you 0:56:16.640 --> 0:56:18.359 stop saying that I don't read. 0:56:18.719 --> 0:56:21.440 You're gonna read in the bathtubsit When was the last 0:56:21.480 --> 0:56:24.160 time you read on land? I brought Marie? 0:56:24.280 --> 0:56:27.640 Can you stop that I don't like it that I 0:56:27.760 --> 0:56:29.800 don't read. I do read, I just don't read in 0:56:29.840 --> 0:56:32.120 front of you. Okay, what's the last book you read? 0:56:32.960 --> 0:56:33.480 The listeners? 0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:37.880 I read the Fourth Amendment is a book? Yes, I 0:56:37.960 --> 0:56:38.239 don't know. 0:56:38.600 --> 0:56:41.200 Okay, do you recommend it? 0:56:42.440 --> 0:56:44.560 In my head, I realized that that was the title 0:56:44.600 --> 0:56:46.759 of a book. But my first I was like this 0:56:47.000 --> 0:56:51.880 just read the fourth just by itself. I was like, 0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:52.480 what why? 0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:59.279 What is the Fourth Amendment? It's like it's like like 0:56:59.400 --> 0:57:03.840 the hours within you. No, the real fourth Amendment? 0:57:03.960 --> 0:57:04.680 What is it? Oh? 0:57:04.800 --> 0:57:06.400 I've told you were talking about the book. I don't know. 0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:10.680 When is the fourth Yeah? I don't nobody in here, No, Okay, 0:57:10.760 --> 0:57:15.120 let's talk about it and these shall not stand. Is 0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:15.920 it a commandment? 0:57:17.640 --> 0:57:19.440 My father and mother, it's a commandment? 0:57:19.560 --> 0:57:26.400 What is it? Can't take your house? The four amendment 0:57:26.560 --> 0:57:28.160 is the government can't take your house. Well, I ain't 0:57:28.160 --> 0:57:31.080 got no house, so I mean I mean at homes. 0:57:32.040 --> 0:57:34.960 Well at that time white men. So they were like, oh, 0:57:35.040 --> 0:57:37.040 we can't turn on ourselves. 0:57:37.360 --> 0:57:38.240 Those amendments written. 0:57:38.480 --> 0:57:40.840 That's a good one, yeah, because like we couldn't get 0:57:40.880 --> 0:57:41.240 no house. 0:57:42.280 --> 0:57:50.120 We were in the back outside in the house of us. 0:57:50.960 --> 0:57:54.240 None of the people were in the house. We were 0:57:54.280 --> 0:57:55.480 outside waiting in the water. 0:57:55.800 --> 0:58:00.160 I was like, I'm so high everything about like if 0:58:00.160 --> 0:58:01.720 you were a slave, like right now. 0:58:01.920 --> 0:58:05.440 No, I don't want to have this conversation. I'll have it. 0:58:05.800 --> 0:58:06.280 I'll have it. 0:58:06.840 --> 0:58:08.600 I've thought about it, and I think that if I 0:58:08.720 --> 0:58:11.800 was a slave, I would die like that on my 0:58:11.880 --> 0:58:12.320 first day. 0:58:12.360 --> 0:58:14.040 There's no way that i'd be a because there's a 0:58:14.080 --> 0:58:16.160 lot of conversations on Twitter of like people being like, well, 0:58:16.200 --> 0:58:18.000 if I was there, I would have did this. And 0:58:18.080 --> 0:58:19.720 I was like really thinking about it recently and I 0:58:19.840 --> 0:58:22.640 was like, I not as the person I am now, 0:58:22.720 --> 0:58:24.880 I would like I broke my I almost broke my 0:58:24.960 --> 0:58:26.520 toe because I was looking for snacks. 0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:26.400 Like I. 0:58:28.240 --> 0:58:30.880 Would die, literally die. But I think it's crazy that 0:58:30.960 --> 0:58:33.040 people think that they have the balls to be like, 0:58:33.160 --> 0:58:35.280 well I would have did this differently, and I'm like, 0:58:35.440 --> 0:58:35.880 they lie. 0:58:36.040 --> 0:58:36.240 Well. 0:58:36.520 --> 0:58:39.880 I've read the autobiography of Frederick Douglas and it was 0:58:39.960 --> 0:58:41.600 a really hard book to read because it was like 0:58:41.720 --> 0:58:44.920 this is and I feel like everybody in school should 0:58:45.040 --> 0:58:47.320 have to read this book, like it's just just to 0:58:47.480 --> 0:58:51.200 read the things that he's gone through. But this thing 0:58:51.280 --> 0:58:53.640 that they used to do to the slaves is people 0:58:53.840 --> 0:58:57.080 would like they would test them to see how loyal 0:58:57.160 --> 0:58:57.520 they were. 0:58:57.480 --> 0:59:00.440 To the people who owned them, and so they'd be like, 0:59:00.480 --> 0:59:02.280 how's your master treating you? And people would be my 0:59:02.360 --> 0:59:03.240 master is trash. 0:59:03.320 --> 0:59:05.200 And then they'd come back and they'd be like, well, 0:59:05.240 --> 0:59:06.840 we were testing you, and that person would die or 0:59:06.840 --> 0:59:07.680 get whipped or whatever. 0:59:07.840 --> 0:59:08.479 Oh my god. 0:59:08.920 --> 0:59:12.080 So when people asked slaves how their masters were treating them, 0:59:12.080 --> 0:59:14.800 they'd be like, my master treats me great, because they 0:59:14.840 --> 0:59:16.680 didn't want to get and I. 0:59:16.720 --> 0:59:19.240 Feel like it was somebody recently. 0:59:19.400 --> 0:59:21.240 I feel like it was like Donald Trump's wife or 0:59:21.240 --> 0:59:23.200 something that was like, well, the slaves were happy, and 0:59:23.280 --> 0:59:25.240 they said that they were happy because we used to 0:59:25.360 --> 0:59:26.400 ask them or. 0:59:26.400 --> 0:59:30.560 Somebody got see that walked, so that like work reviews 0:59:30.640 --> 0:59:33.040 can run. So like when you like are at like work, 0:59:33.200 --> 0:59:35.480 like teachers and they're like tell us, how we did you? 0:59:35.600 --> 0:59:38.040 Then don't want to be that person that like says 0:59:38.120 --> 0:59:39.440 bad things, right, But. 0:59:39.480 --> 0:59:41.960 If it's anonymous, I'm always honest. I'm like, you guys 0:59:42.000 --> 0:59:43.640 were terrible. My teacher can't read. 0:59:43.760 --> 0:59:46.200 But remember get out. Like there are scenes where like 0:59:46.400 --> 0:59:48.800 you look at her eyes and like she is gone. 0:59:50.440 --> 0:59:53.760 You talking about the Black Lady, Yes. 0:59:53.800 --> 0:59:57.960 Georgia because she just said her sorry, sorry. I'm thinking 0:59:58.120 --> 1:00:01.200 like she she seem like she was okay, and she 1:00:01.320 --> 1:00:03.760 was like no, no, no, no, no no no. 1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:06.320 That was a good movie. 1:00:06.400 --> 1:00:07.720 Yeah it was. It was. 1:00:09.520 --> 1:00:12.120 What's the good movie to watch? Oh yeah, that's a 1:00:12.160 --> 1:00:15.720 good question. Great, because I do like Pixar things. 1:00:16.440 --> 1:00:19.720 What is a movie that I watched? The Craft? 1:00:20.800 --> 1:00:25.440 Yes, yeah, a horror movie. It's like the. 1:00:27.040 --> 1:00:30.400 Women that do like Witchcraft, but they in high school, 1:00:30.440 --> 1:00:31.640 so it's like high school drama. 1:00:31.800 --> 1:00:35.200 Yeah, and it's it's cool. It's light as a feather, 1:00:35.280 --> 1:00:38.320 stiff as a board. That's not evil, sound, Demelana, it's 1:00:38.440 --> 1:00:40.640 not though negative. 1:00:40.960 --> 1:00:42.240 Yeah, I agree with you on that. 1:00:42.440 --> 1:00:44.560 I don't want to watch anything that's like too witchy, 1:00:44.640 --> 1:00:46.960 but this is like this is like if you're just 1:00:47.240 --> 1:00:49.200 getting into witchery, that's. 1:00:49.080 --> 1:00:58.800 Like I'm not getting into I had never seen Dancer, 1:00:58.960 --> 1:01:06.440 but married was trying to go at the after party. 1:01:07.640 --> 1:01:08.320 That's the turn up. 1:01:08.360 --> 1:01:12.360 After hours after the waffle house, I saw There's Something 1:01:12.360 --> 1:01:14.880 about Mary for the first time, real high, and I 1:01:15.160 --> 1:01:15.960 thoroughly enjoyed them. 1:01:16.480 --> 1:01:20.920 The beginning of it was I've watched it twice, like 1:01:21.080 --> 1:01:23.760 when I was younger, but watching as an adult, there 1:01:23.880 --> 1:01:25.960 was so many things I was like, Damn, this was 1:01:26.120 --> 1:01:28.120 so well written people. 1:01:28.320 --> 1:01:29.480 It was all funny. 1:01:29.680 --> 1:01:33.400 Yeah, it was above it, like beyond its time, Like 1:01:33.480 --> 1:01:35.000 when he gets the dick stuck. 1:01:34.840 --> 1:01:38.400 In the US is insane. 1:01:38.640 --> 1:01:41.520 But that scene is the funniest thing I had ever seen. 1:01:42.280 --> 1:01:45.000 Was when he's going into the ambulance and like his 1:01:46.720 --> 1:01:51.480 challenge little brother. Oh what was he saying that? I 1:01:51.680 --> 1:01:54.200 remember when the dad was coming in looking at it. 1:01:54.320 --> 1:01:56.840 The dude came into the window. It was nuts. That's 1:01:56.880 --> 1:01:57.439 a great scene. 1:01:57.480 --> 1:02:01.760 Everybody watched for him. That's our Yeah, your homemark for 1:02:01.840 --> 1:02:03.160 the weekend, get high and watch that. 1:02:03.360 --> 1:02:06.160 I also would recommend black Panther. I watched it on 1:02:06.240 --> 1:02:08.480 Netflix and I was very high, and it's really like 1:02:08.640 --> 1:02:11.960 visually simulating, simulating, but that's a lot like the like 1:02:12.160 --> 1:02:13.480 music like in the background. 1:02:14.560 --> 1:02:16.880 Yeah that's what you did, you major Runny Macaroni and 1:02:17.440 --> 1:02:17.920 yeah you. 1:02:18.000 --> 1:02:23.400 Watched Yeah, And there's a scene where was the yeah yeah, yeah, 1:02:23.440 --> 1:02:26.880 he goes to see his dead daddy and that dream world. Yeah, 1:02:27.040 --> 1:02:28.800 and it's like a purple and ship. But if you 1:02:28.920 --> 1:02:31.880 notice that guy has a fake eye and if and 1:02:31.920 --> 1:02:33.840 when you're high, and I like brought it up to 1:02:33.920 --> 1:02:35.680 my friends and then the next scene we saw it 1:02:35.760 --> 1:02:39.240 and it was it stood out so hard and guy 1:02:39.440 --> 1:02:41.479 was like coming out yeah, because it was like looking 1:02:41.560 --> 1:02:43.600 one way and then the other. I was looking another 1:02:43.640 --> 1:02:45.160 way and it was just such an obvious shot and 1:02:45.200 --> 1:02:47.200 we were like, why didn't they change this? But we 1:02:47.400 --> 1:02:49.800 laughed about it. I thought I was going to die 1:02:50.200 --> 1:02:56.000 from like I've never like that so hard. Yes, it 1:02:56.160 --> 1:02:59.160 was truly just over. It was not It was like 1:02:59.280 --> 1:03:01.840 one of the would they leave this in here? And 1:03:01.920 --> 1:03:04.000 they were trying to be so serious talking about being 1:03:04.120 --> 1:03:06.320 dead and ship and I was like yeah, he was. 1:03:06.360 --> 1:03:12.600 Like remember me, remember you never leave me. 1:03:17.720 --> 1:03:25.360 I feel like you wants me on, mondays me trying 1:03:25.400 --> 1:03:27.200 to figure it out, get through the day. 1:03:27.360 --> 1:03:30.160 I'm here for this is beautiful, so fune. I'm glad 1:03:30.200 --> 1:03:32.080 you didn't bring any weed to the podcast. Yeah, that's 1:03:32.280 --> 1:03:34.120 like you're obviously not a super guest. 1:03:34.200 --> 1:03:36.840 Honestly, I mean I don't live here, so I don't 1:03:36.880 --> 1:03:37.600 have any on me. 1:03:37.840 --> 1:03:40.320 You're alive. I smoked weed yesterday. 1:03:40.120 --> 1:03:42.120 From my friend's house because he has a lot of money, 1:03:42.160 --> 1:03:43.360 so he just has like jars of weed. 1:03:44.480 --> 1:03:46.120 You could have brought a jar of weed to the podcast, 1:03:46.360 --> 1:03:46.919 is what I'm saying. 1:03:47.040 --> 1:03:48.479 I can't have that on the train. 1:03:48.680 --> 1:03:49.640 Yes you can, you can. 1:03:49.840 --> 1:03:51.400 I am a black man winger for her. 1:03:51.520 --> 1:03:51.880 I can't. 1:03:52.000 --> 1:03:53.360 Yes you can, Yes you can. 1:03:53.480 --> 1:03:55.680 And you took the train here. I did at that boot, 1:03:55.720 --> 1:03:58.640 I took the g Oh child, It's close though, right there, 1:03:58.880 --> 1:03:59.640 oh child. 1:03:59.440 --> 1:04:01.840 To get this boot. I really wanted to be on 1:04:01.880 --> 1:04:03.920 this podcast because I like supporting black women. 1:04:04.120 --> 1:04:06.520 Oh look at you. No. Also, you had nothing to do, 1:04:06.840 --> 1:04:13.680 so I mean you did tell us you unemployed you okay, 1:04:14.080 --> 1:04:15.280 I mean you you said that at the top of 1:04:15.320 --> 1:04:18.440 the pods. You're right, Okay, so we're listening. We'll tell 1:04:18.440 --> 1:04:19.040 people listening. 1:04:19.320 --> 1:04:23.320 Uh if you have any words of advice, like maybe 1:04:23.400 --> 1:04:29.800 three weed tips, okay, things they should do or shouldn't do, 1:04:29.920 --> 1:04:31.920 or we they should smoke or shouldn't smoke. 1:04:32.520 --> 1:04:36.240 I would say clean your smoking apparatusus as often as possible, 1:04:36.360 --> 1:04:38.920 because people do not, and that ship is disgusting. If 1:04:38.960 --> 1:04:41.280 you see if you see the inside of your bowl 1:04:41.320 --> 1:04:44.680 and it's like caked with black shit, so is your lungs. 1:04:45.160 --> 1:04:49.920 So don't do that. You tag your bit, you tag 1:04:49.960 --> 1:04:54.840 a bit. It's nasty to bring us on. Now buy 1:04:54.960 --> 1:04:59.560 in bulk because it's nothing. Is worse than when you 1:04:59.680 --> 1:05:01.880 have a when you invite people and you're like, oh, 1:05:01.880 --> 1:05:03.360 we're finna get fucked up, and then you ain't got 1:05:03.440 --> 1:05:06.440 no weed. It's just gonna make it's gonna kill the 1:05:06.560 --> 1:05:09.560 whole vibe and it's gonna make you look broken. Basic. 1:05:10.240 --> 1:05:12.920 Wait, hold on, So I'm supposed to supply all the 1:05:12.960 --> 1:05:15.360 weed for all your motherfuckers, y'all not bringing nothing to 1:05:15.440 --> 1:05:15.840 the table. 1:05:16.040 --> 1:05:17.880 If you're rolling paper. 1:05:18.680 --> 1:05:22.440 If it's your idea, if you if you high, then 1:05:22.640 --> 1:05:25.200 the expectation is that you're going to provide it. But 1:05:26.000 --> 1:05:28.440 you should hang around with people that are like, oh well, 1:05:28.480 --> 1:05:31.760 I'll put some in too. So the expectation is that 1:05:31.840 --> 1:05:34.600 like I will have it, but like y'all should also 1:05:34.720 --> 1:05:37.320 chip in if y'all not shitty exactly, like if you. 1:05:37.320 --> 1:05:43.440 Don't have it, Yes, I just show up and I'm like, well, 1:05:43.520 --> 1:05:46.720 I'm here with my lungs, so where where do I 1:05:47.200 --> 1:05:47.760 don't even. 1:05:47.600 --> 1:05:50.800 Bring a lighter? I might steal a lighter. Actually, thank you, 1:05:50.960 --> 1:05:52.160 this is really this is mine. 1:05:53.360 --> 1:05:53.520 Yeah. 1:05:53.520 --> 1:05:56.000 I feel like a lot of fights have happened when 1:05:56.080 --> 1:05:58.240 like you're at somebody's house and we're all supposed to 1:05:58.240 --> 1:06:00.640 be smoking, and like people are not putting enough money 1:06:00.720 --> 1:06:04.160 in or we're waiting forever for the dealer, and it's like, well, 1:06:04.200 --> 1:06:06.000 why why didn't you get this set up before. 1:06:05.760 --> 1:06:06.320 We got here? 1:06:06.720 --> 1:06:09.640 Exactly, So just to avoid all of that, you know, 1:06:09.800 --> 1:06:13.200 I have a little planning. And then third, I would say, 1:06:14.840 --> 1:06:19.200 don't let anyone shame you for for enjoying weed, because 1:06:19.240 --> 1:06:21.600 I do think that like there is a place that. 1:06:21.720 --> 1:06:24.920 Like we really don't the same cocaine. 1:06:26.800 --> 1:06:29.800 Cocaine is a hell of a dress, like don't do 1:06:30.200 --> 1:06:33.439 like just stick to we don't like, don't go past it. Wait, 1:06:33.480 --> 1:06:36.120 it's fine. There's so much exploration that you can do 1:06:36.280 --> 1:06:39.480 with weed. Uh, And it's organic for the most part, 1:06:40.680 --> 1:06:43.600 right firm the table. The most they could do is 1:06:43.640 --> 1:06:45.479 make you go to fuck to sleep, Like, just really 1:06:45.760 --> 1:06:48.880 take your time to really explore weed, Like, don't do 1:06:49.120 --> 1:06:50.680 like the other skipping steps. 1:06:50.720 --> 1:06:52.160 Don't don't let them lie to you and tell you 1:06:52.200 --> 1:06:53.080 that it's a gateway drug. 1:06:53.240 --> 1:06:56.320 You can stay here overdelse on weed. That's not a 1:06:56.400 --> 1:06:57.320 thing that happens. 1:06:57.680 --> 1:06:59.320 But there are people who've been so high that they've 1:06:59.360 --> 1:07:03.000 called the cops on that's just a person like, oh 1:07:03.040 --> 1:07:07.280 my god, I'm I can't have you guys heard these calls. 1:07:07.760 --> 1:07:09.320 And I'm pretty sure if you like the deeper that 1:07:09.360 --> 1:07:11.280 person was unstable from jump from. 1:07:11.880 --> 1:07:14.160 Yes, they started off shaky hand and ship. 1:07:14.400 --> 1:07:16.400 The weed just amplifies who you already are. 1:07:17.840 --> 1:07:18.720 That's why I can't do it. 1:07:20.160 --> 1:07:23.360 You become a supermans. 1:07:23.520 --> 1:07:25.439 Oh yeah, Like did you hear him. 1:07:25.360 --> 1:07:25.880 Talking about me? 1:07:25.920 --> 1:07:29.800 It's like and it's like there's nobody here, but they're 1:07:29.800 --> 1:07:30.760 talking about me right now. 1:07:31.040 --> 1:07:34.040 You talk about I feel like my neighbors. I feel them, 1:07:34.200 --> 1:07:35.080 I hear them in events. 1:07:35.120 --> 1:07:37.840 It's like what see? I feel like the way is 1:07:37.880 --> 1:07:40.320 like the opposite where where I'm like no one's talking 1:07:40.320 --> 1:07:43.040 about me. The world is silent. I can think I 1:07:43.120 --> 1:07:44.080 can see everything. 1:07:44.160 --> 1:07:45.960 What weed are you smoking the best? 1:07:46.520 --> 1:07:48.520 Honestly, you gave me this person's number if they're here 1:07:48.560 --> 1:07:50.320 in New York, I'll send you the menu. Send me 1:07:50.400 --> 1:07:52.320 the menu please, so I can see Marie. 1:07:52.360 --> 1:07:54.040 I feel like you're gonna look at the prices, like, 1:07:54.600 --> 1:07:55.840 but that's why I need to see the men, you say, 1:07:55.880 --> 1:07:57.280 so I can see what how much everything calls? 1:07:57.360 --> 1:07:59.160 And then you're gonna go to somebody's house, like, oh, 1:07:59.200 --> 1:08:03.000 do you want to look at the ioa get my 1:08:03.080 --> 1:08:03.840 roommate to order it. 1:08:04.080 --> 1:08:06.400 She was asking me if I know anybody that delivers weed, 1:08:06.560 --> 1:08:08.680 and it's like, nah, not really. 1:08:08.560 --> 1:08:10.760 But send me smart just send me an updated when 1:08:10.760 --> 1:08:12.880 they text you and like, hey we have some new things. 1:08:13.120 --> 1:08:14.520 How long does it take for them to come? 1:08:14.960 --> 1:08:17.320 Like they have one in each borough, so. 1:08:18.120 --> 1:08:19.840 It's a business professional. 1:08:20.200 --> 1:08:22.599 So it's usually like no more than like forty five minutes. 1:08:22.760 --> 1:08:25.439 Oh okay, so before we get to the crib, you 1:08:25.479 --> 1:08:27.240 got call. Yeah, you got a place to order some 1:08:27.280 --> 1:08:28.200 body the time you get there. 1:08:28.680 --> 1:08:31.519 But if if you like order too quickly and they 1:08:31.560 --> 1:08:33.479 come before you get there, they would be like, oh 1:08:33.560 --> 1:08:36.960 this is scam. No like block you because because they're 1:08:36.960 --> 1:08:39.400 still is not legal? Yeah right right, yeah, yeah. 1:08:39.640 --> 1:08:41.920 I feel like we delivery in New York is so 1:08:42.880 --> 1:08:45.600 fascinating to me because they be on like bicycles or 1:08:45.680 --> 1:08:47.200 like they be in uber pools. 1:08:47.439 --> 1:08:47.880 Yeah they do. 1:08:48.360 --> 1:08:50.880 It's not legal here, but they they crossed the bridge. 1:08:52.160 --> 1:08:55.320 Just it's it's like and the people that come to 1:08:55.400 --> 1:08:57.080 me are always people that I'm like, yeah, it looks 1:08:57.080 --> 1:08:59.160 like you would have a bag full of drugs. So 1:08:59.200 --> 1:09:02.439 I'm like, you'ren't even like it's I get that it's 1:09:02.600 --> 1:09:04.760 not legal, but most people are like they're not even 1:09:05.800 --> 1:09:08.840 there's bigger problems, like people dying do that. 1:09:09.280 --> 1:09:09.559 Okay? 1:09:09.640 --> 1:09:13.720 Wait, last thing, what's the best snacks to eat while 1:09:13.720 --> 1:09:14.360 you're high? 1:09:14.520 --> 1:09:16.760 Okay, so this is a snack that I came upon 1:09:17.000 --> 1:09:21.800 that I really really. These are two things. They're like 1:09:22.040 --> 1:09:25.360 different variations of each other, but the bass is always 1:09:25.400 --> 1:09:27.600 a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. So you make a 1:09:27.640 --> 1:09:30.519 peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and you take cookies and 1:09:30.600 --> 1:09:33.040 you crunch them up and you put them on the 1:09:33.120 --> 1:09:40.200 sandwich for like texture, uh yeah, and then you you 1:09:40.360 --> 1:09:40.760 grill it. 1:09:41.120 --> 1:09:46.560 So like it's it's just a lot of work. You are. 1:09:47.479 --> 1:09:49.559 But see but that's like there, like when you're really 1:09:49.600 --> 1:09:51.719 trying to like feel fancy, we light some candles. 1:09:52.080 --> 1:09:54.439 Yeah, Like. 1:09:56.760 --> 1:09:58.960 It is such an experience, no like because then you 1:09:59.320 --> 1:10:01.200 I feel like being high. It makes you ultra focus 1:10:01.280 --> 1:10:03.840 on one thing. You become like very like, Okay, I'm 1:10:03.880 --> 1:10:05.400 doing this, now, I'm doing this, now I'm doing this. 1:10:05.760 --> 1:10:08.920 But if that's too much, buy a pack of uncrustables 1:10:09.520 --> 1:10:12.400 and you take a pack of reces and you cut 1:10:12.479 --> 1:10:15.200 the encruscibles and you stick the reces in the uncrustable 1:10:15.560 --> 1:10:16.320 and you just eat it. 1:10:16.479 --> 1:10:17.400 What's uncrustable. 1:10:17.520 --> 1:10:21.720 It's like a sandwich, It's like a it's like a 1:10:21.880 --> 1:10:24.360 pree made baby. It's like a lunchable for. 1:10:26.000 --> 1:10:26.360 Salage. 1:10:26.479 --> 1:10:28.720 I've never heard of this. It's for white children that 1:10:28.800 --> 1:10:34.000 have moms. Exactly did you come upon uncrustables? They were 1:10:34.040 --> 1:10:38.120 on crab services Crab Services services, and. 1:10:38.240 --> 1:10:39.560 I had one and then I was like, this is 1:10:39.640 --> 1:10:41.559 super convenient. They come in a little pouch. You can 1:10:41.720 --> 1:10:44.000 just open it up. You already got a PBNJ. You 1:10:44.080 --> 1:10:46.280 buy it, make a hole for your recestick goes in 1:10:46.800 --> 1:10:48.080 and then you drink some milk. 1:10:48.120 --> 1:10:50.519 I feel like when I'm high, I like savory snacks. 1:10:50.880 --> 1:10:53.240 I don't really like sweet things when I'm high. 1:10:54.840 --> 1:10:55.920 You knew. You know what's good. 1:10:57.360 --> 1:11:00.800 Trader Joe's pizza, the one that has like the has 1:11:01.520 --> 1:11:04.000 little ham It's thin crust three. 1:11:07.920 --> 1:11:08.160 That's what. 1:11:09.200 --> 1:11:10.559 Oh, we gotta go to Trader Joe's. 1:11:10.600 --> 1:11:13.200 This one around the corner. We go listen listeners for 1:11:13.479 --> 1:11:16.640 an additional item for the Christmas list for the official. 1:11:16.320 --> 1:11:19.439 Expert is we also want Trader Joe's gift cards. Yes, 1:11:21.000 --> 1:11:22.880 and we need at least four because it's four people in. 1:11:22.920 --> 1:11:28.800 The studio right now. We gotta This was great, This 1:11:28.960 --> 1:11:30.479 was so fun. Let's go ahead. 1:11:30.640 --> 1:11:33.439 Yeah, thank you so much, Danne for coming plug your 1:11:33.479 --> 1:11:36.200 social media dude, because your your Twitter's great, your Instagram 1:11:36.320 --> 1:11:36.559 is great. 1:11:36.600 --> 1:11:37.200 People need to know. 1:11:37.560 --> 1:11:41.000 You can find me at Twitter at Dwayne Perkins. That's 1:11:41.120 --> 1:11:44.120 d E w A y n E. Perkins. There's another 1:11:44.160 --> 1:11:46.840 nigga named Dayne perkinsferent, I'm not that nigga. I'm not 1:11:46.960 --> 1:11:50.200 nigga the game one. And then on Instagram it's at 1:11:50.320 --> 1:11:53.960 Dwayne K. Perkins. Uh, Duwayne Perkins on there is like 1:11:54.000 --> 1:11:55.640 some old man who wouldn't give me the name. So 1:11:55.760 --> 1:11:58.600 it's as I asked them multiple times I tried to 1:11:58.720 --> 1:12:03.320 like buy it poor. I have tried so hard some rappers, 1:12:03.760 --> 1:12:04.960 some rapper dude try to. 1:12:05.040 --> 1:12:07.920 Like buy my myz off me with the three e's 1:12:08.160 --> 1:12:09.600 and I looked at his pain and he had like 1:12:09.720 --> 1:12:11.880 twelve followers, and I was like, I'm not giving up 1:12:11.920 --> 1:12:13.120 my name for your will. 1:12:13.240 --> 1:12:17.439 Followers. People know me as this. Also Duyne is verified, so. 1:12:18.000 --> 1:12:20.400 Yeah, oh yeah, I have a blue check mark on Instagram. 1:12:20.479 --> 1:12:23.599 For some reason, Twitter refuses and I think it's because 1:12:23.600 --> 1:12:23.960 I'm gay. 1:12:24.479 --> 1:12:27.719 No, that's Jesus, Jesus. 1:12:28.800 --> 1:12:30.479 Literally all our gays are verified. 1:12:30.479 --> 1:12:36.040 I know it's because you're black. 1:12:36.160 --> 1:12:39.760 I know, yeah, I'm black and not light skinned. They 1:12:39.800 --> 1:12:44.120 were like yeah, they were like, Y's cancer, nigga, you 1:12:44.120 --> 1:12:44.519 don't get. 1:12:46.120 --> 1:12:51.800 I mean that's true. Okay, Well this has been so fantastic. 1:12:51.920 --> 1:12:52.840 Thank you for being here. 1:12:53.280 --> 1:12:57.960 Please you know, subscribe, review comment. 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