Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is get
Speaker 1: somewhere and sit down.
Speaker 2: You know this subtle haunts me.
Speaker 3: Everybody Mama told him that gets the way and sit out.
Speaker 2: Everyone has seen you.
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, we'll get into it and just a
Speaker 1: few but right now it is time for the nephew
Speaker 1: and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 3: What you got for his f uh? We're about to
Speaker 3: turn your lights off. Everybody has gotten this call. Everybody
Speaker 3: has gotten this. This call is sometime in their life.
Speaker 3: We about to turn your lights off. You just seen
Speaker 3: him come in the yard, head to the back, and
Speaker 3: you didn't seen it before.
Speaker 4: Back there?
Speaker 3: Would that thing be turning on that little meeting you
Speaker 3: see the media.
Speaker 4: We about to turn your lights off.
Speaker 5: Cat dog, if you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to
Speaker 5: find girraw Please. How you doing this? This is Mason Man.
Speaker 5: I'm the guy that turns the lights on and off
Speaker 5: if you haven't paid your bill, and I'm over here
Speaker 5: at your house. I'm actually getting ready to turn the
Speaker 5: lights off, but I'm trying to It's a courtagy call
Speaker 5: we're supposed to give that people can pay their bill
Speaker 5: before we turn them off. Then we collect and we
Speaker 5: keep moving.
Speaker 6: He said, he said, who you? Who are you again?
Speaker 5: I'm Mason exactly, So you say you've got to do
Speaker 5: what I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because
Speaker 5: the bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to turn
Speaker 5: the power off. Are you here at the house? No?
Speaker 5: At work? Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at the
Speaker 5: house that can make a payment?
Speaker 6: Make a payment?
Speaker 5: The payment right now that I have is two hundred
Speaker 5: and twenty one dollars and thirty six cents. Is that
Speaker 5: right for what the election? For the electric bill? Yes, sir?
Speaker 6: No, no, sir, no, sir no, no, there's nobody at
Speaker 6: the house. And I don't think I owe that much.
Speaker 5: Well, that's what I have right now, two hundred and
Speaker 5: twenty one dollars and thirty six cents.
Speaker 6: See see my wife she already paid that.
Speaker 5: See. Okay, well they don't have a record of that.
Speaker 5: I'm in your driveway right now. I'm getting ready to
Speaker 5: turn this thing off until the payment has been made.
Speaker 6: Well, nobody home right now?
Speaker 5: Okay? Well, if no one is here, then I have
Speaker 5: to follow through and continue and go ahead, and and
Speaker 5: and and turn the power off until everything is rectified.
Speaker 6: Oh you and my driveway, I mean your driveway.
Speaker 5: So is there anyone here? How far are you from here?
Speaker 6: I'm at work. I can't get off right now. But
Speaker 6: you got to get out my driveway.
Speaker 5: No, no, sir, I'm not gonna be able to leave
Speaker 5: your driveway until I actually turn the power off.
Speaker 6: Can't turn my power off. I got food and refrigerator
Speaker 6: to my kids. Got fish that you know?
Speaker 5: Come on, man, what do you mean you got fish?
Speaker 5: What does that mean?
Speaker 6: I can be there in thirty minutes. Give you a
Speaker 6: cast right now, sir.
Speaker 5: What what do you mean when you say you got fish?
Speaker 6: Fish tank?
Speaker 5: Oh? A fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,
Speaker 5: I understand that.
Speaker 6: But I'll be there in thirty minutes. You stay right there,
Speaker 6: don't touch nothing, Okay, So I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't be here thirty minutes. I can't wait that long.
Speaker 6: Thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash, and I'll tell
Speaker 6: you whether two hundred what we.
Speaker 5: Don't we don't accept cash, sir. We're gonna need a
Speaker 5: money orf.
Speaker 6: I don't have time to go to I'll be there
Speaker 6: with the cash thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: I can't take cash. Are you listening to me, sir?
Speaker 6: Are you listening to me?
Speaker 5: I'm listening to you. I can't take cash. I need
Speaker 5: a money order.
Speaker 6: I'll beat as thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: Okay, sir, I have to cut I have to turn
Speaker 5: your power off. If you're not here. I give everybody
Speaker 5: ten minutes, ten minutes where they can pay it or
Speaker 5: we can actually turn it off. Now, you tell me
Speaker 5: what you want me to do.
Speaker 6: I'ma call my wife real quick, all right, real quiet.
Speaker 5: So I don't have time to call you. I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't have time for that.
Speaker 6: First of all, sir, I'll get me up some I
Speaker 6: wite't mess up bills, okay, first of all, okay, okay.
Speaker 5: If she doesn't mess up bills, then what the hell
Speaker 5: is going on?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm gonna call her real quick straight okay.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, sir, I don't have real quick time. What
Speaker 5: we have to do right now is I have to
Speaker 5: do this. I have to see to turn your power off.
Speaker 5: You get it turned off now, listen. I can come
Speaker 5: back and turn this thing right back on. Next week.
Speaker 5: It'll be one hundred fifty dollars pens reconnected.
Speaker 6: First of all, you need to get the out of
Speaker 6: my yard. First of all.
Speaker 5: So I call y'all turn I'm here because I'm supposed
Speaker 5: to be here. I'm here because you haven't.
Speaker 6: Paid I'm gonna call my ways to look at this
Speaker 6: right now.
Speaker 5: I'm here because you haven't paid your bill.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you my wife pays my bill.
Speaker 5: Well, how do you even know she paid it? Because
Speaker 5: you don't know what. You don't know anything what holder, sir?
Speaker 6: Trust me or White paid the bill. It's a mistake
Speaker 6: in your system. Get out of my yard. Now.
Speaker 5: Are you at Avenue?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 5: But what I'm in, I'm in the that I'm in
Speaker 5: the right place, sir, and you haven't paid your bill,
Speaker 5: and I've been ordered to turn it off.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what, tell you what? Tell you what
Speaker 6: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be there at thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: I know that I'm not gonna be here in thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: Okay you are you? Are you listening? I'm turning this
Speaker 5: off in the next five minutes and not.
Speaker 6: Touch my White paid the bill. Leave my lesson.
Speaker 5: My wife hasn't paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife
Speaker 5: is out lollygagger doing something else.
Speaker 6: Hold hold hold whoa whoa whoah? Hold hold First of all,
Speaker 6: you keep her, keep her out of this, all right, okay.
Speaker 5: You don't want that brought her in. That's the one
Speaker 5: that keeps telling me what she has done, what she
Speaker 5: has done?
Speaker 6: Lessen, listen, keep my hey. That's why on the line.
Speaker 6: I'll be that thirty minutes. Men, you can talk.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna continue to go back and forth with you, sir.
Speaker 5: I don't have thirty minutes. You got I got ten minutes,
Speaker 5: you understand me.
Speaker 6: I gotta I'm gonna leave right now. I'm going to
Speaker 6: get the car right now. Okay, I'll be there thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: So I don't have thirty minutes. I'm turning it off.
Speaker 5: You can call downtown and get headquarters to turn it
Speaker 5: back on and we'll come back out here. And it's
Speaker 5: to reconnect me for one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 6: So I gotta come up with three hundred of hell.
Speaker 5: Your bill is two hundred and something dollars, and that
Speaker 5: it's gonna be one hundred and fifty dollars reconnect Mee's.
Speaker 6: No hell, no that hey, I'll get that in ten minutes.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, sir, and I've told you before, you have
Speaker 5: five minutes to get here.
Speaker 6: No, listen, listen, let me call my neighbor real quick.
Speaker 6: O hold, let me call, let me hold up, let
Speaker 6: me call.
Speaker 5: I don't have time for you to click over and
Speaker 5: call other people. Sir. Is there somebody that can give
Speaker 5: me a money order? Right now?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, right now? Get your money order in five minutes.
Speaker 5: Okay, now, who's gonna do that.
Speaker 6: I don't know how to call my wife.
Speaker 5: I told you your wife is the reason why you're
Speaker 5: in this situation.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna report you to your supervisor.
Speaker 5: You gonna report me when I'm out doing my job.
Speaker 5: You should report your wife for not doing what she
Speaker 5: was supposed Let's tell what you say if do you
Speaker 5: want your lights on or off when you get here?
Speaker 5: I want your lights are getting turned off in the
Speaker 5: next two minutes because your wife didn't pay the bill.
Speaker 6: I don't tell y'all. Excuse me, I don't tell y'all. Listen,
Speaker 6: he's my wife's name, house your mouse.
Speaker 5: I tell you what you know? What my supervisor would
Speaker 5: tell you.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Do tell me tell you that you have been talking
Speaker 5: to nephew Tommy from the Sea of Lobby Morning to
Speaker 5: show you just god bright. I was on my wady
Speaker 5: your coworker got Joseph, he got you.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get in man.
Speaker 5: No more of that, Hey, I got one more thing
Speaker 5: to ask you, man, what is the baddest radio show
Speaker 5: in the land.
Speaker 6: Come on man, Steve Warby Morning Show, and.
Speaker 4: There you have it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Yes, sir, Yes, sir, yes, sir. I want
Speaker 3: to First of all, let me say you know, I
Speaker 3: don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want
Speaker 3: to thank everybody. I want to thank pray of you
Speaker 3: for having me. Okay, that's what I want to do.
Speaker 3: I want to thank you for having me to come
Speaker 3: out and host y'all's comedy show this past weekend. It
Speaker 3: was purple and gold everywhere. I didn't know how to,
Speaker 3: I didn't know how to take it, but it was outstanding.
Speaker 1: It was your first time you set your home coming out,
Speaker 1: set it out, set it out, set it out.
Speaker 7: Now you know what that means, right, Yes?
Speaker 3: I do, Yes, I do, And I will always know
Speaker 3: what that means. And I will be back. So when
Speaker 3: y'all invite me back and matter of fact, I'm coming
Speaker 3: if you don't ite me. I had that kind of time.
Speaker 4: So yeah, so next week, next year, I'm in the sweets.
Speaker 4: I'm kicking it. I'm on the I'm on the field.
Speaker 4: Next year, I'm doing it all.
Speaker 1: Slow your road, Aggie, y'all to now, No we're not, No,
Speaker 1: we're not, We're panther.
Speaker 7: You enjoyed it?
Speaker 4: I did. I did Enjoygia yard Junior.
Speaker 3: Your yard was off the train and I saw some
Speaker 3: people I hadn't seen since college.
Speaker 7: What did you go hang out in the parking lot
Speaker 7: with the capital.
Speaker 4: Your I did.
Speaker 7: A whole find your tree, your tree top? Did you
Speaker 7: go find your tree?
Speaker 3: I went by the tree, took a picture by the tree.
Speaker 3: I did all that. It looked like I went to TV.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to tell y'all, it looked like I
Speaker 3: went there.
Speaker 2: What did you wear? You didn't wear the purple and gold?
Speaker 2: What did you wear?
Speaker 4: I didn't wear purple and gold, and I didn't went
Speaker 4: red and white.
Speaker 7: I was scared of the question.
Speaker 2: I I don't want all right, next.
Speaker 4: Tip Dallas, Texas.
Speaker 2: All right, coming up next?
Speaker 1: It is my Strawberry letter and the subject is get
Speaker 1: somewhere and sit down. We'll get into it right after this.
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