WEBVTT - We About to Turn Your Lights Off - 10.27.25

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is get

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere and sit down.

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<v Speaker 2>You know this subtle haunts me.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody Mama told him that gets the way and sit out.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone has seen you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Uh, we'll get into it and just a

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<v Speaker 1>few but right now it is time for the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>and today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 3>What you got for his f uh? We're about to

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<v Speaker 3>turn your lights off. Everybody has gotten this call. Everybody

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<v Speaker 3>has gotten this. This call is sometime in their life.

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<v Speaker 3>We about to turn your lights off. You just seen

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<v Speaker 3>him come in the yard, head to the back, and

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't seen it before.

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<v Speaker 4>Back there?

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<v Speaker 3>Would that thing be turning on that little meeting you

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<v Speaker 3>see the media.

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<v Speaker 4>We about to turn your lights off.

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<v Speaker 5>Cat dog, if you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 5>find girraw Please. How you doing this? This is Mason Man.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm the guy that turns the lights on and off

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<v Speaker 5>if you haven't paid your bill, and I'm over here

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<v Speaker 5>at your house. I'm actually getting ready to turn the

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<v Speaker 5>lights off, but I'm trying to It's a courtagy call

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<v Speaker 5>we're supposed to give that people can pay their bill

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<v Speaker 5>before we turn them off. Then we collect and we

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<v Speaker 5>keep moving.

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<v Speaker 6>He said, he said, who you? Who are you again?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm Mason exactly, So you say you've got to do

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<v Speaker 5>what I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because

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<v Speaker 5>the bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to turn

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<v Speaker 5>the power off. Are you here at the house? No?

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<v Speaker 5>At work? Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at the

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<v Speaker 5>house that can make a payment?

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<v Speaker 6>Make a payment?

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<v Speaker 5>The payment right now that I have is two hundred

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<v Speaker 5>and twenty one dollars and thirty six cents. Is that

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<v Speaker 5>right for what the election? For the electric bill? Yes, sir?

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, sir, no, sir no, no, there's nobody at

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<v Speaker 6>the house. And I don't think I owe that much.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's what I have right now, two hundred and

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<v Speaker 5>twenty one dollars and thirty six cents.

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<v Speaker 6>See see my wife she already paid that.

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<v Speaker 5>See. Okay, well they don't have a record of that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm in your driveway right now. I'm getting ready to

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<v Speaker 5>turn this thing off until the payment has been made.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, nobody home right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? Well, if no one is here, then I have

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<v Speaker 5>to follow through and continue and go ahead, and and

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<v Speaker 5>and and turn the power off until everything is rectified.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh you and my driveway, I mean your driveway.

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<v Speaker 5>So is there anyone here? How far are you from here?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm at work. I can't get off right now. But

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<v Speaker 6>you got to get out my driveway.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, sir, I'm not gonna be able to leave

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<v Speaker 5>your driveway until I actually turn the power off.

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<v Speaker 6>Can't turn my power off. I got food and refrigerator

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<v Speaker 6>to my kids. Got fish that you know?

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, man, what do you mean you got fish?

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<v Speaker 5>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 6>I can be there in thirty minutes. Give you a

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<v Speaker 6>cast right now, sir.

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<v Speaker 5>What what do you mean when you say you got fish?

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<v Speaker 6>Fish tank?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? A fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,

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<v Speaker 5>I understand that.

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<v Speaker 6>But I'll be there in thirty minutes. You stay right there,

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<v Speaker 6>don't touch nothing, Okay, So I can't.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't be here thirty minutes. I can't wait that long.

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<v Speaker 6>Thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash, and I'll tell

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<v Speaker 6>you whether two hundred what we.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't we don't accept cash, sir. We're gonna need a

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<v Speaker 5>money orf.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't have time to go to I'll be there

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<v Speaker 6>with the cash thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't take cash. Are you listening to me, sir?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you listening to me?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm listening to you. I can't take cash. I need

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<v Speaker 5>a money order.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll beat as thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, sir, I have to cut I have to turn

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<v Speaker 5>your power off. If you're not here. I give everybody

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<v Speaker 5>ten minutes, ten minutes where they can pay it or

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<v Speaker 5>we can actually turn it off. Now, you tell me

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<v Speaker 5>what you want me to do.

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<v Speaker 6>I'ma call my wife real quick, all right, real quiet.

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<v Speaker 5>So I don't have time to call you. I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have time for that.

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<v Speaker 6>First of all, sir, I'll get me up some I

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<v Speaker 6>wite't mess up bills, okay, first of all, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>If she doesn't mess up bills, then what the hell

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<v Speaker 5>is going on?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know. I'm gonna call her real quick straight okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, sir, I don't have real quick time. What

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<v Speaker 5>we have to do right now is I have to

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<v Speaker 5>do this. I have to see to turn your power off.

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<v Speaker 5>You get it turned off now, listen. I can come

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<v Speaker 5>back and turn this thing right back on. Next week.

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<v Speaker 5>It'll be one hundred fifty dollars pens reconnected.

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<v Speaker 6>First of all, you need to get the out of

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<v Speaker 6>my yard. First of all.

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<v Speaker 5>So I call y'all turn I'm here because I'm supposed

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<v Speaker 5>to be here. I'm here because you haven't.

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<v Speaker 6>Paid I'm gonna call my ways to look at this

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<v Speaker 6>right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm here because you haven't paid your bill.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm telling you my wife pays my bill.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, how do you even know she paid it? Because

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<v Speaker 5>you don't know what. You don't know anything what holder, sir?

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<v Speaker 6>Trust me or White paid the bill. It's a mistake

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<v Speaker 6>in your system. Get out of my yard. Now.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you at Avenue?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 5>But what I'm in, I'm in the that I'm in

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<v Speaker 5>the right place, sir, and you haven't paid your bill,

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<v Speaker 5>and I've been ordered to turn it off.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll tell you what, tell you what? Tell you what

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be there at thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>I know that I'm not gonna be here in thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay you are you? Are you listening? I'm turning this

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<v Speaker 5>off in the next five minutes and not.

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<v Speaker 6>Touch my White paid the bill. Leave my lesson.

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<v Speaker 5>My wife hasn't paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife

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<v Speaker 5>is out lollygagger doing something else.

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<v Speaker 6>Hold hold hold whoa whoa whoah? Hold hold First of all,

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<v Speaker 6>you keep her, keep her out of this, all right, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't want that brought her in. That's the one

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<v Speaker 5>that keeps telling me what she has done, what she

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<v Speaker 5>has done?

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<v Speaker 6>Lessen, listen, keep my hey. That's why on the line.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll be that thirty minutes. Men, you can talk.

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<v Speaker 5>I ain't gonna continue to go back and forth with you, sir.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have thirty minutes. You got I got ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 5>you understand me.

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<v Speaker 6>I gotta I'm gonna leave right now. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 6>get the car right now. Okay, I'll be there thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>So I don't have thirty minutes. I'm turning it off.

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<v Speaker 5>You can call downtown and get headquarters to turn it

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<v Speaker 5>back on and we'll come back out here. And it's

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<v Speaker 5>to reconnect me for one hundred and fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 6>So I gotta come up with three hundred of hell.

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<v Speaker 5>Your bill is two hundred and something dollars, and that

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<v Speaker 5>it's gonna be one hundred and fifty dollars reconnect Mee's.

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<v Speaker 6>No hell, no that hey, I'll get that in ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, well, sir, and I've told you before, you have

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<v Speaker 5>five minutes to get here.

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<v Speaker 6>No, listen, listen, let me call my neighbor real quick.

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<v Speaker 6>O hold, let me call, let me hold up, let

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<v Speaker 6>me call.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have time for you to click over and

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<v Speaker 5>call other people. Sir. Is there somebody that can give

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<v Speaker 5>me a money order? Right now?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Yeah, right now? Get your money order in five minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, now, who's gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know how to call my wife.

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<v Speaker 5>I told you your wife is the reason why you're

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<v Speaker 5>in this situation.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna report you to your supervisor.

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<v Speaker 5>You gonna report me when I'm out doing my job.

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<v Speaker 5>You should report your wife for not doing what she

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<v Speaker 5>was supposed Let's tell what you say if do you

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<v Speaker 5>want your lights on or off when you get here?

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<v Speaker 5>I want your lights are getting turned off in the

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<v Speaker 5>next two minutes because your wife didn't pay the bill.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't tell y'all. Excuse me, I don't tell y'all. Listen,

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<v Speaker 6>he's my wife's name, house your mouse.

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<v Speaker 5>I tell you what you know? What my supervisor would

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<v Speaker 5>tell you.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Do tell me tell you that you have been talking

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<v Speaker 5>to nephew Tommy from the Sea of Lobby Morning to

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<v Speaker 5>show you just god bright. I was on my wady

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<v Speaker 5>your coworker got Joseph, he got you.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna get in man.

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<v Speaker 5>No more of that, Hey, I got one more thing

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<v Speaker 5>to ask you, man, what is the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 5>in the land.

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<v Speaker 6>Come on man, Steve Warby Morning Show, and.

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<v Speaker 4>There you have it.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Yes, sir, Yes, sir, yes, sir. I want

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<v Speaker 3>to First of all, let me say you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to thank everybody. I want to thank pray of you

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<v Speaker 3>for having me. Okay, that's what I want to do.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to thank you for having me to come

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<v Speaker 3>out and host y'all's comedy show this past weekend. It

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<v Speaker 3>was purple and gold everywhere. I didn't know how to,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know how to take it, but it was outstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>It was your first time you set your home coming out,

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<v Speaker 1>set it out, set it out, set it out.

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<v Speaker 7>Now you know what that means, right, Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>I do, Yes, I do, And I will always know

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<v Speaker 3>what that means. And I will be back. So when

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<v Speaker 3>y'all invite me back and matter of fact, I'm coming

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<v Speaker 3>if you don't ite me. I had that kind of time.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, so next week, next year, I'm in the sweets.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm kicking it. I'm on the I'm on the field.

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<v Speaker 4>Next year, I'm doing it all.

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<v Speaker 1>Slow your road, Aggie, y'all to now, No we're not, No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not, We're panther.

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<v Speaker 7>You enjoyed it?

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<v Speaker 4>I did. I did Enjoygia yard Junior.

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<v Speaker 3>Your yard was off the train and I saw some

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<v Speaker 3>people I hadn't seen since college.

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<v Speaker 7>What did you go hang out in the parking lot

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<v Speaker 7>with the capital.

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<v Speaker 4>Your I did.

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<v Speaker 7>A whole find your tree, your tree top? Did you

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<v Speaker 7>go find your tree?

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<v Speaker 3>I went by the tree, took a picture by the tree.

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<v Speaker 3>I did all that. It looked like I went to TV.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying to tell y'all, it looked like I

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<v Speaker 3>went there.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you wear? You didn't wear the purple and gold?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you wear?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't wear purple and gold, and I didn't went

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<v Speaker 4>red and white.

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<v Speaker 7>I was scared of the question.

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<v Speaker 2>I I don't want all right, next.

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<v Speaker 4>Tip Dallas, Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, coming up next?

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<v Speaker 1>It is my Strawberry letter and the subject is get

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere and sit down. We'll get into it right after this.

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