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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is get

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Speaker 1: somewhere and sit down.

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Speaker 2: You know this subtle haunts me.

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Speaker 3: Everybody Mama told him that gets the way and sit out.

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Speaker 2: Everyone has seen you.

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Speaker 1: All right, Uh, we'll get into it and just a

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Speaker 1: few but right now it is time for the nephew

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Speaker 1: and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: What you got for his f uh? We're about to

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Speaker 3: turn your lights off. Everybody has gotten this call. Everybody

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Speaker 3: has gotten this. This call is sometime in their life.

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Speaker 3: We about to turn your lights off. You just seen

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Speaker 3: him come in the yard, head to the back, and

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Speaker 3: you didn't seen it before.

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Speaker 4: Back there?

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Speaker 3: Would that thing be turning on that little meeting you

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Speaker 3: see the media.

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Speaker 4: We about to turn your lights off.

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Speaker 5: Cat dog, if you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to

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Speaker 5: find girraw Please. How you doing this? This is Mason Man.

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Speaker 5: I'm the guy that turns the lights on and off

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Speaker 5: if you haven't paid your bill, and I'm over here

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Speaker 5: at your house. I'm actually getting ready to turn the

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Speaker 5: lights off, but I'm trying to It's a courtagy call

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Speaker 5: we're supposed to give that people can pay their bill

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Speaker 5: before we turn them off. Then we collect and we

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Speaker 5: keep moving.

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Speaker 6: He said, he said, who you? Who are you again?

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Speaker 5: I'm Mason exactly, So you say you've got to do

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Speaker 5: what I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because

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Speaker 5: the bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to turn

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Speaker 5: the power off. Are you here at the house? No?

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Speaker 5: At work? Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at the

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Speaker 5: house that can make a payment?

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Speaker 6: Make a payment?

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Speaker 5: The payment right now that I have is two hundred

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Speaker 5: and twenty one dollars and thirty six cents. Is that

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Speaker 5: right for what the election? For the electric bill? Yes, sir?

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Speaker 6: No, no, sir, no, sir no, no, there's nobody at

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Speaker 5: Well, that's what I have right now, two hundred and

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Speaker 5: twenty one dollars and thirty six cents.

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Speaker 6: See see my wife she already paid that.

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Speaker 5: See. Okay, well they don't have a record of that.

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Speaker 5: I'm in your driveway right now. I'm getting ready to

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Speaker 5: turn this thing off until the payment has been made.

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Speaker 6: Well, nobody home right now?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Well, if no one is here, then I have

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Speaker 5: to follow through and continue and go ahead, and and

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Speaker 5: and and turn the power off until everything is rectified.

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Speaker 6: Oh you and my driveway, I mean your driveway.

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Speaker 5: So is there anyone here? How far are you from here?

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Speaker 6: I'm at work. I can't get off right now. But

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Speaker 6: you got to get out my driveway.

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Speaker 5: No, no, sir, I'm not gonna be able to leave

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Speaker 5: your driveway until I actually turn the power off.

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Speaker 6: Can't turn my power off. I got food and refrigerator

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Speaker 6: to my kids. Got fish that you know?

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Speaker 5: Come on, man, what do you mean you got fish?

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Speaker 5: What does that mean?

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Speaker 6: I can be there in thirty minutes. Give you a

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Speaker 6: cast right now, sir.

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Speaker 5: What what do you mean when you say you got fish?

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Speaker 6: Fish tank?

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Speaker 5: Oh? A fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,

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Speaker 5: I understand that.

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Speaker 6: But I'll be there in thirty minutes. You stay right there,

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Speaker 5: I can't be here thirty minutes. I can't wait that long.

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Speaker 6: Thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash, and I'll tell

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Speaker 5: Don't we don't accept cash, sir. We're gonna need a

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Speaker 6: I don't have time to go to I'll be there

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Speaker 6: with the cash thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: I can't take cash. Are you listening to me, sir?

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Speaker 6: Are you listening to me?

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Speaker 5: I'm listening to you. I can't take cash. I need

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Speaker 5: a money order.

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Speaker 6: I'll beat as thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, sir, I have to cut I have to turn

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Speaker 5: your power off. If you're not here. I give everybody

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Speaker 5: ten minutes, ten minutes where they can pay it or

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Speaker 5: we can actually turn it off. Now, you tell me

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Speaker 6: I'ma call my wife real quick, all right, real quiet.

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Speaker 5: So I don't have time to call you. I don't.

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Speaker 5: I don't have time for that.

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Speaker 6: First of all, sir, I'll get me up some I

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Speaker 6: wite't mess up bills, okay, first of all, okay, okay.

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Speaker 5: If she doesn't mess up bills, then what the hell

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Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm gonna call her real quick straight okay.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, sir, I don't have real quick time. What

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Speaker 5: we have to do right now is I have to

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Speaker 5: do this. I have to see to turn your power off.

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Speaker 5: You get it turned off now, listen. I can come

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Speaker 5: back and turn this thing right back on. Next week.

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Speaker 5: It'll be one hundred fifty dollars pens reconnected.

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Speaker 6: First of all, you need to get the out of

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Speaker 5: So I call y'all turn I'm here because I'm supposed

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Speaker 5: to be here. I'm here because you haven't.

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Speaker 6: Paid I'm gonna call my ways to look at this

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Speaker 6: right now.

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Speaker 5: I'm here because you haven't paid your bill.

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Speaker 6: I'm telling you my wife pays my bill.

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Speaker 5: Well, how do you even know she paid it? Because

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Speaker 5: you don't know what. You don't know anything what holder, sir?

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Speaker 6: Trust me or White paid the bill. It's a mistake

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Speaker 6: in your system. Get out of my yard. Now.

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Speaker 5: Are you at Avenue?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's correct.

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Speaker 5: But what I'm in, I'm in the that I'm in

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Speaker 5: the right place, sir, and you haven't paid your bill,

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Speaker 5: and I've been ordered to turn it off.

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you what, tell you what? Tell you what

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be there at thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: I know that I'm not gonna be here in thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: Okay you are you? Are you listening? I'm turning this

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Speaker 6: Touch my White paid the bill. Leave my lesson.

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Speaker 5: My wife hasn't paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife

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Speaker 6: Hold hold hold whoa whoa whoah? Hold hold First of all,

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Speaker 5: You don't want that brought her in. That's the one

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Speaker 6: Lessen, listen, keep my hey. That's why on the line.

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Speaker 6: I'll be that thirty minutes. Men, you can talk.

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Speaker 5: I ain't gonna continue to go back and forth with you, sir.

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Speaker 5: I don't have thirty minutes. You got I got ten minutes,

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Speaker 6: I gotta I'm gonna leave right now. I'm going to

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Speaker 6: get the car right now. Okay, I'll be there thirty minutes.

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Speaker 5: So I don't have thirty minutes. I'm turning it off.

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Speaker 5: You can call downtown and get headquarters to turn it

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Speaker 5: to reconnect me for one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 6: So I gotta come up with three hundred of hell.

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Speaker 5: Your bill is two hundred and something dollars, and that

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Speaker 5: it's gonna be one hundred and fifty dollars reconnect Mee's.

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Speaker 6: No hell, no that hey, I'll get that in ten minutes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, sir, and I've told you before, you have

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Speaker 6: No, listen, listen, let me call my neighbor real quick.

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Speaker 6: O hold, let me call, let me hold up, let

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Speaker 5: I don't have time for you to click over and

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Speaker 5: call other people. Sir. Is there somebody that can give

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, right now? Get your money order in five minutes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, now, who's gonna do that.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how to call my wife.

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Speaker 5: I told you your wife is the reason why you're

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna report you to your supervisor.

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Speaker 5: You gonna report me when I'm out doing my job.

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Speaker 5: You should report your wife for not doing what she

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Speaker 5: was supposed Let's tell what you say if do you

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Speaker 5: want your lights on or off when you get here?

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Speaker 5: I want your lights are getting turned off in the

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Speaker 5: next two minutes because your wife didn't pay the bill.

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Speaker 6: I don't tell y'all. Excuse me, I don't tell y'all. Listen,

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Speaker 6: he's my wife's name, house your mouse.

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Speaker 5: I tell you what you know? What my supervisor would

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Do tell me tell you that you have been talking

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Speaker 5: to nephew Tommy from the Sea of Lobby Morning to

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Speaker 5: show you just god bright. I was on my wady

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Speaker 5: your coworker got Joseph, he got you.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna get in man.

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Speaker 5: No more of that, Hey, I got one more thing

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Speaker 6: Come on man, Steve Warby Morning Show, and.

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Speaker 4: There you have it.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Yes, sir, Yes, sir, yes, sir. I want

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Speaker 3: to First of all, let me say you know, I

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Speaker 3: to thank everybody. I want to thank pray of you

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Speaker 3: I want to thank you for having me to come

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Speaker 3: out and host y'all's comedy show this past weekend. It

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Speaker 3: was purple and gold everywhere. I didn't know how to,

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Speaker 3: I didn't know how to take it, but it was outstanding.

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Speaker 1: It was your first time you set your home coming out,

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Speaker 1: set it out, set it out, set it out.

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Speaker 7: Now you know what that means, right, Yes?

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Speaker 3: I do, Yes, I do, And I will always know

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Speaker 3: what that means. And I will be back. So when

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Speaker 3: if you don't ite me. I had that kind of time.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, so next week, next year, I'm in the sweets.

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Speaker 4: I'm kicking it. I'm on the I'm on the field.

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Speaker 4: Next year, I'm doing it all.

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Speaker 1: Slow your road, Aggie, y'all to now, No we're not, No,

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Speaker 1: we're not, We're panther.

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Speaker 7: You enjoyed it?

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Speaker 4: I did. I did Enjoygia yard Junior.

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Speaker 3: Your yard was off the train and I saw some

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Speaker 3: people I hadn't seen since college.

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Speaker 7: What did you go hang out in the parking lot

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Speaker 7: with the capital.

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Speaker 4: Your I did.

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Speaker 7: A whole find your tree, your tree top? Did you

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Speaker 7: go find your tree?

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Speaker 3: I went by the tree, took a picture by the tree.

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Speaker 3: I did all that. It looked like I went to TV.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to tell y'all, it looked like I

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Speaker 3: went there.

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Speaker 2: What did you wear? You didn't wear the purple and gold?

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Speaker 2: What did you wear?

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Speaker 4: I didn't wear purple and gold, and I didn't went

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Speaker 7: I was scared of the question.

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Speaker 2: I I don't want all right, next.

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Speaker 4: Tip Dallas, Texas.

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Speaker 2: All right, coming up next?

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Speaker 1: It is my Strawberry letter and the subject is get

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Speaker 1: somewhere and sit down. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: Hey everyone, quick health question. Even though you're still thriving,

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Speaker 1: still loving, still connecting, did you know your immune system

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Speaker 1: weakens with age. That's where vaccines come in. They help

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Speaker 1: train and strengthen your immune response to fight off certain

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Speaker 1: respiratory illnesses like flu new Macaco, pneumonia, RSV, and COVID

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Speaker 1: nineteen this fall. Ask your doctor which vaccines you need

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Speaker 1: and visit vacxisis dot com that's vaexsist dot com to

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Speaker 1: schedule one or more of vaccines sponsored by Pfizer.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the same hardy morning show