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Have 30 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: no fear. The I Am wrapp Reports Stereo podcast is 31 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: in Sukasa. I Am Rapports Stereo podcast coming live and 32 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: direct from New York City, the gloom Tomb of New 33 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 1: York City. You hear the babies and the kids screaming 34 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:44,519 Speaker 1: on the street. That ain't me. Oh no, it ain't me. 35 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: I'm feeling good, I'm feeling strong, I'm feeling safe. I 36 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: hope everybody is feeling good. Feeling strong, feeling safe, like 37 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: Trevor Lawrence with the good hair. Trevor with the good hair, 38 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: Lawrence hanging in the pocket, although Trevor likes to uh 39 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: run around a little bit so far in his rookie 40 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 1: career with that beautiful mane of hair. See I am 41 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo podcast, The Zone of Disruption, the Iron Dome 42 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,519 Speaker 1: of Disruption. My name is Michael Rappaport a k a. 43 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: The Greigo man Dingo a ka. Captain Colitis from the 44 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 1: Caucus Mountains a k a. The Raging Bullshitter a k a. 45 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: The Inflamed Oshka Nazi a k MR. Go fuck yourself 46 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: and this is the world's most disruptive podcast, the only 47 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: podcast that prides himself on absolutely positively no fact checking, 48 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: zero point zero fact checking. I am literally recording this 49 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: and then going to Laguada Airport and I will be 50 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: heading to Orlando by the time you hear this. I 51 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: will be in Orlando, Orlando, Florida for four shows in 52 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: two days, the twenty second, twenty three, and then boom. 53 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: I'll be back in New York City on Sunday. But 54 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,840 Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to Orlando. I heard there's some great 55 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: restaurants in Orlando. My goal is to not see Goofy, 56 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 1: Daffy Dunck, Donald Dunk, any fairies, princesses, princes, or any 57 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: of that Disneyland, Disney world Ship. I don't want anything 58 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:37,640 Speaker 1: to do with any of that Goofy nous Okay, nothing 59 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:44,919 Speaker 1: to do with any theme parks alligators. I want to 60 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 1: get in there, have a great weekend of shows and 61 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: get the funk out. But while I'm there, I'm going 62 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: to enjoy some good food and uh enjoy myself. And 63 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: if you are in the crowd for the shows this 64 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: weekend and you're listening to the Iron Rappaport Stereo pockets, 65 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 1: you know the buzzwords, the code words, the secret handshakes 66 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:15,720 Speaker 1: and all that. Didn't go Mike rap White, Mike, any 67 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 1: of those things stick Man Coxman, any of the secret 68 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,039 Speaker 1: language of the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, and I will 69 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:29,159 Speaker 1: do my best to try to say what's up, meet 70 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: and greet, and uh, you know, do do the damn thing. Also, 71 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,720 Speaker 1: I got something very excited about doing coming up. Well 72 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: before I do that, I'm going to San Francisco the 73 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: fifth and the sixth, which is two weeks away. I 74 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 1: get to chill fifth and six, um, and then I'm 75 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,679 Speaker 1: performing in New York City the eleventh, twelfth, and thirteen. 76 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: All tickets for all those shows are available at Michael 77 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: rappaport Comedy dot com Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com. I'm pumped, though, 78 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: because the week of the eighth, November eighth, ninth, eleven, 79 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: and twelve, the entire week I am guest hosting the 80 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: Wendy Williams Show. The entire fucking week, the Gringo Man 81 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: Dingo Me Michael Rappaport will be on live TV for 82 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 1: an hour five days in a row the week of 83 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:39,239 Speaker 1: November eight. Get your cameras ready, get your DVRs ready, 84 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 1: wherever you are in the United States, wherever you are 85 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,320 Speaker 1: in Canada, wherever you are in the world, around the world. 86 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: Find out where the Wendy Williams Show comes on, and 87 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: get ready because I am bringing it today time television, 88 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:03,919 Speaker 1: daytime talk show. Yours fucking truly, and I am very, very, 89 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: very fucking excited about that because doing something live there's 90 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 1: nothing like doing live TV. There is nothing like it. 91 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: The only thing that you could compare it to is 92 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 1: live comedy shows. But there's more stakes when you're on 93 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: live TV, because of course it's me, but I am 94 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: a controlled, trained professional. I know what the funk I 95 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 1: am doing. But I'm sure i'll be talking to lawyers 96 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 1: before we get started, because uh, you know, they'll need 97 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: to brief me on what to say, what not to say, 98 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: what can be said, what can't be said, uh, and 99 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: their fears and anxieties, and I understand it, but I'm 100 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 1: really looking forward to that. I'm really looking forward to 101 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:53,720 Speaker 1: this next clip of live shows. And uh, I'm glad 102 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 1: to be rocking with you right now. I am really 103 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 1: glad to be rocking with you right now. I've had 104 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 1: a very chill week here in New York. It is beautiful. 105 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: There's a almost about about one one week left of October. 106 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: If you could believe that ship, can you fucking believe 107 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 1: that ship? There's one week left of October, it's gonna 108 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: be uh Halloween, and then boom it's November. And let 109 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 1: me tell you something, Faucci, I mean no disrespect. You 110 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 1: ain't giving out any rules and regulations on how, where, why, when, 111 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,559 Speaker 1: body counts, head counts, on how we're getting down for Thanksgiving. 112 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:41,079 Speaker 1: Duke motherfucker's are doing things, giving motherfucker's a trick or 113 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: treating motherfucker's are doing hanakah, motherfucker's doing Christmas, doing it all, Okay, 114 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: doing it all, So save all the I hope this. 115 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 1: I hope that motherfucker's sat listening. None of that. Ship man, 116 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: you'll figure it out. We're not trying to figure this out. 117 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 1: We've done our part. We got vaccinated, all right, let's 118 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 1: hear the point guard for the Brooklyn Nets. We were 119 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 1: not going to continue playing games here with you. So uh, 120 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: it's just wild. This this year has flown by, I 121 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:22,720 Speaker 1: mean flown by. We're almost a year anniversary, if you 122 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,560 Speaker 1: could call it the anniversary. Were almost a year since 123 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 1: January six insurrection when big dick Donald Trump incited the 124 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:42,400 Speaker 1: insurrection him and that fucking that I mean, I don't 125 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 1: even know what that infection Steve Bannon, Steve the infection 126 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:52,120 Speaker 1: Bannon with his just I mean, he looks like he 127 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,960 Speaker 1: is rotting on the inside. He looks like he hasn't 128 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:03,720 Speaker 1: taken a ship in months. Blow did just green teeth, 129 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:09,680 Speaker 1: red nose, just a pure pile of shit. And you 130 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 1: know they're having this whole committee on trying to figure 131 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,800 Speaker 1: out they want to get him to testify on what 132 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,320 Speaker 1: he knew, what he was doing, what he was, how 133 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:26,000 Speaker 1: he was participating, how he was not participating on the 134 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:29,480 Speaker 1: January six capital attack. On January five, he said, all 135 00:10:29,559 --> 00:10:32,720 Speaker 1: hell is gonna break loose tomorrow now. Since you're such 136 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: a patriot, Steve Bannon, since it's maga, since you love 137 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,720 Speaker 1: the country so much, why would they even have to 138 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:46,120 Speaker 1: vote on whether or not you should testify? Pig dick. 139 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,079 Speaker 1: Donald Trump is out there trying to get his executive 140 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,920 Speaker 1: privileges so his emails and all that stuff won't be 141 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:57,440 Speaker 1: a part of Congress's investigation into January six. You love 142 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,600 Speaker 1: the country, Steve Bannon. You love the country, extain, Donald. 143 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,840 Speaker 1: Don't you want to find out what happened? Don't you 144 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 1: want to find out how this thing happened so it 145 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:12,480 Speaker 1: never happens before? Or do you already know? I think 146 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 1: you already know. The House voted to two oh two 147 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: on Thursday one, this Thursday one to hold Steve Bannon 148 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 1: in contempt of Congress for defying a subpoena to testify 149 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 1: before the January six committee. First of all, who are 150 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 1: the two and two motherfucker's that voted against this, aren't 151 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,440 Speaker 1: you guys patriots? Doesn't everybody love this country? Doesn't everybody 152 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,120 Speaker 1: want to find out what the funk happened? Why wouldn't 153 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,640 Speaker 1: people be running to tell you every single thing they know? 154 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:54,200 Speaker 1: Who would vote against that? Big Dick Donald Chump doesn't 155 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:58,080 Speaker 1: want to testify. Steve Bannitt doesn't want to testify. Arrest 156 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:05,600 Speaker 1: these pieces of ship. It's amazing, really fucking amazing, these 157 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 1: people and and their supporters. They don't give a funk. 158 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:12,160 Speaker 1: They idolize these motherfucker's. I want to know who the 159 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 1: two two people are, the two House members that voted 160 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:26,360 Speaker 1: against Steve Bannon being subpoenaed to testify in front of Congress. Unbelievable. 161 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:32,000 Speaker 1: Big Dick was back this week with some classics. Big 162 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 1: Dick Donald Trump had some classic ship going on this 163 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 1: week because Colin Powell, Colin Powell, four star general, the 164 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:48,160 Speaker 1: highest highest ranks of military, former Secretary of State from 165 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:52,600 Speaker 1: the booget am Bronx, who I've looked up, I've learned 166 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,880 Speaker 1: something about. I know he's not perfect and it doesn't 167 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 1: have a clean, crystal clean record, but when you're protecting 168 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: the country, when you're deal with terrorists, things happen, and 169 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 1: then they ain't clean, They ain't good. But this guy 170 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:10,360 Speaker 1: protected and served in the military at the highest ranks. 171 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:15,120 Speaker 1: He died this week, and what does ship stain Donald 172 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:23,560 Speaker 1: Trump do. He complains that the news, that the fake 173 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:27,960 Speaker 1: news media is being too nice to Colin Powell, and 174 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,079 Speaker 1: he hopes when he dies people will be as nice 175 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 1: to him. Big dick Donald Trump, you sloppy dog. You 176 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,559 Speaker 1: when you die, motherfucker's are gonna be dancing in the streets, 177 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 1: tango chacha, break dance, salsa, any single kind of dance possible, 178 00:13:51,440 --> 00:14:00,600 Speaker 1: roller skating, rollerblading, skateboarding, bicycle riding, unicycles is going to 179 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 1: be celebrations. The only thing bad about Donald Trump dying 180 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: he is that he's not gonna be able to see 181 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 1: how people celebrate his death, which is really sick because 182 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:16,560 Speaker 1: that's basically what big dick Donald Trump did. Now, I'm 183 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:20,080 Speaker 1: not one to do that to anybody. I don't funk 184 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,000 Speaker 1: with death, I don't play with it. I don't play 185 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 1: with other people's death. But there will be legions and 186 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:35,520 Speaker 1: legions and legions of people celebrating, and then's just gonna 187 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,840 Speaker 1: be for afternoon. It'll be like a week motherfucker's gonna 188 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 1: be fucking sucking making out. There's gonna be concerts after 189 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:47,040 Speaker 1: dick stain, Donald Trumps and pig dick Donald Trump Jr. 190 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,680 Speaker 1: And your stupid brother Eric. I hope you have a 191 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: front row to all of it, and you could see 192 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 1: just how a lot of the world feels about your father. 193 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 1: Worried about Colin Powell when he passes, and you hope 194 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 1: that he'll you'll be treated the same way and your 195 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 1: death it ain't happening. Savior hopes for something else. This 196 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:17,760 Speaker 1: guy has no no scruples. This is a socio path 197 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,560 Speaker 1: sick fuck. The sickest of all the sick fox is 198 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:26,480 Speaker 1: pig dick Donald Trump. He has no excuse talking ship 199 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,640 Speaker 1: when someone pat just like he did with John McCain. 200 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:35,880 Speaker 1: This is a president. This isn't a deranged sick funck 201 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,240 Speaker 1: on thirty seven and ninth Avenue, which, by the way, 202 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: there are so many sick fucks over there in near 203 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:45,800 Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden. There are so yo people talk about 204 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,800 Speaker 1: the part of New York that's fucked up. You're over 205 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,320 Speaker 1: there near Madison Square Guard on the west side eighth Avenue, 206 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:57,160 Speaker 1: ninth Avenue Garment District in the thirties, top of the twenties, 207 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: early four, like over there by forty deuce. It ain't good. 208 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,400 Speaker 1: It's needle park over their motherfucker's is shooting up. They're 209 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,400 Speaker 1: on that heron, They're on that dog food, they're on 210 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:18,040 Speaker 1: that synthetic them gray skies. They're doing it all over there. 211 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,160 Speaker 1: They do it right and broad daylight shooting up heron 212 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:26,520 Speaker 1: in the vein sniffing. There's a problem over there, and 213 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 1: this is not Oh I lost my mortgage. Oh I 214 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 1: lost my job during the pandemic. Can you help me out. 215 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get back on my feet now. 216 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,160 Speaker 1: These are these are drug addicts, and I feel bad 217 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: for them, but I don't feel as bad for them 218 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 1: as I feel for my wife. I don't feel as 219 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,640 Speaker 1: bad for them as I feel for the sixty four 220 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,520 Speaker 1: year old Puerto Rican woman who has been working in 221 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 1: a hospital for twenty seven years and she's got to 222 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:55,680 Speaker 1: walk by fearing for her life or my father, God forbid, 223 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,080 Speaker 1: eighty eight years old. He has to go in that neighborhood. 224 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,400 Speaker 1: So I feel bad for them, but I don't feel 225 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,400 Speaker 1: as bad for them as I do for the rest 226 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 1: of the city. People that have to deal with it, 227 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,640 Speaker 1: walk over them and keep their fucking head on his swivel. 228 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,520 Speaker 1: In the greatest city on earth. Fix it up the 229 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 1: Blasio you fuck while you're still here, Kuk, you know 230 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,119 Speaker 1: what else they need to fix up. So I'm in 231 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:24,800 Speaker 1: my walk this morning, had a nice walk. I didn't 232 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 1: do a long walk. I don't have enough time. I 233 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:31,280 Speaker 1: had to do a radio interview for these UH shows 234 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:35,800 Speaker 1: in Orlando, but I got up early. After watching the 235 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:41,800 Speaker 1: Knicks play double overtime, great win in New York City. 236 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:46,639 Speaker 1: Talk a little basketball later, little hoops and UH, I 237 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:51,359 Speaker 1: went to Central Park walking around. And I've noticed this before, 238 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:57,320 Speaker 1: I've spoken on this before, but I literally almost stepped in. 239 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:02,760 Speaker 1: Literally I literally almost stepped in. And when I say 240 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: a pile, I don't just mean like a dog pile. 241 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:09,560 Speaker 1: I literally almost stepped in a pile of horseshit, no 242 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:16,840 Speaker 1: bullshit horseshit. And and I was thinking to myself, who 243 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 1: cleans up the horse ship? This isn't used to grow grass, 244 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: it's in the cement. Who has to come over and 245 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:31,639 Speaker 1: clean up big, big piles of horship? Whose job is that? 246 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,199 Speaker 1: And and that person deserves a race because these horse 247 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 1: carriages these horse and buggy things that they have, They 248 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,480 Speaker 1: give these rides throughout New York. I don't know how 249 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,880 Speaker 1: these horses are treated. My mom says she don't like it. 250 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: My mom is a horse person. My mom rides horses, 251 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 1: my mom owns horses. My mom donates money to the 252 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,520 Speaker 1: care and prevention of horse abuse. She said those horses 253 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 1: in New York should be banned. So if June says that, 254 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:04,359 Speaker 1: I say it. But for some reason they're not banned. 255 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 1: And since they're not banning, they walk around Central Park 256 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,320 Speaker 1: giving little tours. I'm sure people are making a living 257 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,920 Speaker 1: doing it. I ain't angry at them. What I am 258 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,760 Speaker 1: angry about is who's cleaning the horse ship up? Because 259 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:25,639 Speaker 1: when they drop a load, they drop a fucking load. 260 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:30,000 Speaker 1: They're like little bricks. They're like snowball sizes of you've 261 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 1: seen horse. I don't need to describe it as disgusting. 262 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 1: Who's cleaning it because the guy on the horse and 263 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,800 Speaker 1: buggy doesn't have to stop and clean the horse ship. 264 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,720 Speaker 1: If you own a dog in New York City, most 265 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 1: dog walkers I've turned the corner. Most dog walkers will 266 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,639 Speaker 1: pick up the majority or their ship. Sometimes there's ship smears. 267 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:57,439 Speaker 1: Some people don't pick up their ship, but they're animals, Okay, 268 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:03,280 Speaker 1: who's cleaning up the horse ship outside of Central Park? 269 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 1: In Central Park, I almost stepped in horse ship today. 270 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:17,640 Speaker 1: I won't stop. I will not stop until I figure 271 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 1: out who's cleaning up the horse ship. How this is 272 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:24,120 Speaker 1: being worked out? Because God forbid if I had stepped 273 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 1: in horseship with my new balances on today, it's a 274 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:31,320 Speaker 1: brand new new balances on. You know how upset I 275 00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:34,159 Speaker 1: would have been. Do you know some people are probably 276 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,919 Speaker 1: stepping in horseship every day and somebody say, oh my crap, 277 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,280 Speaker 1: how could you have stepped in horseship? Were you not 278 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,600 Speaker 1: paying attention? And I don't know. I wasn't paying attention. 279 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 1: What were you on your phone? Yes? I was on 280 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 1: my phone. Okay, but I'm not in the wrong year. 281 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,080 Speaker 1: I should be able to go for a walk and 282 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 1: not have to worry about a big, smack, stinky pile 283 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:02,200 Speaker 1: of horse shit in the walking lane in Central Park 284 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:08,200 Speaker 1: on a gorgeous and I mean gorgeous, full morning. That's 285 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:13,199 Speaker 1: not my responsibility. It ain't okay, it's not right. And 286 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,479 Speaker 1: like I said, if you have a dog, you're supposed 287 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,159 Speaker 1: to pick up your dogshit. Otherwise technically you're supposed to 288 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:22,359 Speaker 1: be fined. Most people clean up their dogshit. Nobody is 289 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,399 Speaker 1: cleaning up their horseshit. 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Real house 315 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 1: Wives of Beverly Hills Episode two great oh man, so good, 316 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 1: such great television. And they got uh. This guy, Kanye 317 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,240 Speaker 1: West is walking around New York City over near me 318 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,639 Speaker 1: on the Upper east Side, the Upper beast Side, walking 319 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 1: around in a Michael Myers mask in broad daylight, looking 320 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 1: fucking nuts, taking meetings, meeting with people like ship is normal, Like, oh, 321 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 1: well we want to have coffee, Yeah, we'll have coffee. 322 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,360 Speaker 1: Where you want to meet? Oh, we'll meet at St. St. 323 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,360 Speaker 1: Ambrosia is okay, cool, and his fuck shows up. He's 324 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:56,880 Speaker 1: meeting this guy, Michael Cohen, that flunky lawyer. I don't 325 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,720 Speaker 1: like Michael Cohen. Everybody's like, oh, you know, now he's learned. 326 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,080 Speaker 1: He learned because he went to jail. He got fucked 327 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,359 Speaker 1: to the curb by pig dick Donald Trump. But for 328 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,080 Speaker 1: some reason, Kanye West, who's changing his name, the yay 329 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 1: or yee whatever the fund his name, Who the fucking 330 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,960 Speaker 1: who cares? You've got a lot of money, but you 331 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:20,159 Speaker 1: look nuts taking its toll on you. But he's walking 332 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,480 Speaker 1: around taking meetings. People are sitting there having straight faced 333 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,920 Speaker 1: meetings with a guy who's wearing a Michael Myers mask 334 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,399 Speaker 1: while drinking coffee. And people are walking up to this 335 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,080 Speaker 1: lunatic going yo, can I take a selfie with you? With? 336 00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:35,159 Speaker 1: The whole thing is nuts? And I got these fucking 337 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: heel strikers upstairs. I heard this fuck coughing the other day. 338 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 1: I don't know if he's got swine flu, bird flu, corona. 339 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,000 Speaker 1: I hear everything with this fuck. Let me say something. 340 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,080 Speaker 1: I've had this apartment for years. I've never heard anything 341 00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:53,560 Speaker 1: from my upstairs neighbors. And I've had multiple upstairs neighbors. 342 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 1: Fucking guy upstairs, I don't even know if you guys. 343 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 1: Can you guys hear that that chip upstairs? Can you 344 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:08,600 Speaker 1: fucking you know? My wife isn't here. He's these motherfucker's upstairs. 345 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:13,960 Speaker 1: They're just stomping all the fucking time, all the fucking time. 346 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,760 Speaker 1: Whenever I'm recording the iron Wrap for stereo podcast, they're 347 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:22,520 Speaker 1: fucking stomping, right, you're stomping well, I'm trying to record 348 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:28,639 Speaker 1: the world's most Hey. Fuck oh you fuck hey, my 349 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:35,440 Speaker 1: wife ain't here. Fuck you motherfucker, motherfucker, titty sucker, two 350 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,080 Speaker 1: time bitch, every time I look at you, my two 351 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 1: balls che fucker. Yeah, yeah, I'm here. Fuck cocksuckers driving 352 00:25:53,400 --> 00:26:00,600 Speaker 1: me nuts. These motherfucker's run around the up there all 353 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:05,280 Speaker 1: the time. I know when they wake up, I know 354 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,240 Speaker 1: when they're getting ready for bed, but I don't know 355 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:17,080 Speaker 1: them heavy footed. Put some fucking socks on, asshole, your cock, sucker. 356 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:30,240 Speaker 1: Why don't you put some fuck asshole fuck fucking assholes, 357 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: heavy footed fox. I shouldn't know when they get home. 358 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,240 Speaker 1: I shouldn't know what they're doing when they're getting ready 359 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:44,520 Speaker 1: for bed. They don't know anything about me. But now 360 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:48,960 Speaker 1: you do, don't you. Huh yeah, yeah, now you do. 361 00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:53,960 Speaker 1: Motherfucker's fox. And my wife will get mad at me. 362 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,119 Speaker 1: She's like, you're crazy, what are you doing? I go, 363 00:26:56,359 --> 00:27:01,200 Speaker 1: I'm crazy. They're making me fucking nuts. It ain't me, babe, 364 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 1: it ain't me, it's them. We're back. We're back. Okay, 365 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:31,120 Speaker 1: we're back. What the fucker's anyway? The NBA has started 366 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 1: and there's been one game, two games played so far, 367 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:44,280 Speaker 1: and it's only one game, two games. Okay, we know nothing, 368 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,679 Speaker 1: but we do know that the Bucks have improved. We 369 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,680 Speaker 1: do know that Janice Anto Bacumbo it's still Janice Anto 370 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:57,160 Speaker 1: Bakumo and he's starving, still hungry. The Bucks are built 371 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:02,199 Speaker 1: for another championship. Again, it's only one game in the 372 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: nets weird, old small. They complain about every fucking foul, 373 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 1: they complain about everything. Everybody on that team is entitled 374 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 1: and unlikable. And I say that about Blake Griffin, who 375 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,400 Speaker 1: I know is likable in real life. But if you're 376 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:22,400 Speaker 1: part of that team, it stinks. It stinks of entitlement, 377 00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,440 Speaker 1: it stinks. It's just not a team that's easy to 378 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 1: root for. And New York doesn't give a funk about 379 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,639 Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Nets. Trust me. Nationally people care about the 380 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,280 Speaker 1: Brooklyn Nets because it's a freak show. But then the 381 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,120 Speaker 1: New York cares about the Knicks. It's always gonna be 382 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,960 Speaker 1: the Knicks and the big Spinner look like ship in 383 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:50,080 Speaker 1: Game one. Oh, and I'll be there Sunday, Sunday, October. 384 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:56,720 Speaker 1: I will be there courtside on the wood. I ain't 385 00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:02,880 Speaker 1: talking about Second Rome. I'm talking about on the fucking wood. 386 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,600 Speaker 1: The games at four pm Eastern. Why, I have no idea, 387 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,920 Speaker 1: but I will be there. Versus LaMelo Ball, who looks 388 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 1: mellow ball like, he'd be looking like he's like on 389 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,400 Speaker 1: like a bird scooter out there. He'd be just moving 390 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:29,560 Speaker 1: around around the court. He's very good. The Lakers that 391 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,760 Speaker 1: roster ain't built for today's NBA. They got no shooting, 392 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,360 Speaker 1: and that is a real concern. They lost to the 393 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,120 Speaker 1: Golden State Warriors opening night. Big deal, But you know what, 394 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,120 Speaker 1: it's not a big deal when you may or may 395 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,920 Speaker 1: not have to be in a plan tournament at the 396 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,920 Speaker 1: end of the season, and people like, oh, the right 397 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,240 Speaker 1: of the preseason doesn't count. Pre preseason doesn't count. And 398 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,320 Speaker 1: you come out looking like the Lakers did in Game one, 399 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:59,960 Speaker 1: and then that loss to the Warriors. Come April, You're like, fun, 400 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,200 Speaker 1: We're in a play tournament. The Lakers are not gonna 401 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,360 Speaker 1: have an easy road, folks. 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I like that. I mean, I don't 432 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,600 Speaker 1: like guerrillas fighting the death. I've seen those videos. They're 433 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,360 Speaker 1: very disturbing, but I like that. That gets you hyped up. 434 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,840 Speaker 1: That's the mean cat that NBA fans in Minnesota, Timberwolves 435 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:24,840 Speaker 1: fans have been waiting for funk with them. Guerrilla fights again. 436 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:30,440 Speaker 1: I don't condone fighting with guerrillas. What that's the that's 437 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,240 Speaker 1: the way it happens. The Bowls new team rotation was 438 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,240 Speaker 1: a little sloppy, but they pulled out their first win. 439 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,800 Speaker 1: Who didn't have they played Detroit, didn't have that kid 440 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,600 Speaker 1: Cade Cunningham who had an ankle on the injury, and 441 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,520 Speaker 1: like I said, the Celtics versus Nicks with nuts, great energy, 442 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,560 Speaker 1: great double overtime game at Madison Square Garden. It was 443 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,320 Speaker 1: banging in there. The Nicks pulled it out. That kid 444 00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 1: for a French Fournier was amazing, big pick Kay coming 445 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:06,280 Speaker 1: off his silver metal performance for France, and Jalen Brown 446 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:11,280 Speaker 1: came back dropping forty six off a ten day COVID restriction. 447 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:19,200 Speaker 1: Forty six probably was resting, chilling, but that was a 448 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,360 Speaker 1: very very good game, great, great energy, excitement in the garden. 449 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:29,520 Speaker 1: I heard people saying that the overtimes are too long. Listen, 450 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,240 Speaker 1: you're getting paid one d seventy three million dollars. You're 451 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,000 Speaker 1: you're in your twenties. You could play an occasional double 452 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:39,880 Speaker 1: overtime game in Madison Square Garden an opening night here 453 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,040 Speaker 1: people saying they should lower it to three minutes. But 454 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,160 Speaker 1: what more do we need to do. They're still gonna 455 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:50,840 Speaker 1: do load management, still gonna complain about everything you pay, 456 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,680 Speaker 1: the amount of money that you pay to go to 457 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,240 Speaker 1: an NBA game if it happened to be overtime or 458 00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,640 Speaker 1: double overtime, you deserve it as a fan. The hot Dogs, 459 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 1: the tickets, the parking, the soldas a bottle of waters 460 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:09,160 Speaker 1: fifty six dollars. Eminem's all that ship. You deserve every 461 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,920 Speaker 1: single thing you get. Five minutes is just fine for 462 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,960 Speaker 1: an over time in the NBA. What are they supposed 463 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:20,680 Speaker 1: to do? Uh? You know, win by two, play up 464 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,919 Speaker 1: to eleven and the games and at a free throw 465 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,680 Speaker 1: though we're not shorting at the three minutes, it's five minutes. 466 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,879 Speaker 1: The Kings they also look good, yo. The Sacramento Kings 467 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,920 Speaker 1: are gonna be a problem every single night. Same from Memphis. 468 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:41,680 Speaker 1: The Kings beat Portlands and my guy Chauncey billups coaching debut, 469 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,799 Speaker 1: and the Memphis Grizzlies beat the Caps, who they're back 470 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 1: to be in the camps and the Hornets came back 471 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:54,000 Speaker 1: versus twenty LaMelo ball, Yo, that fucking kid is good. 472 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,840 Speaker 1: And Gordon with the gun here is back. He's dunking 473 00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,759 Speaker 1: Gordon Hayward twenty seven points. They got uber, they got 474 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,640 Speaker 1: plumbly someone Rogier is back and the kid book night 475 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,719 Speaker 1: earns minutes. They're going Yo. The Charlotte Hornets are going 476 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,960 Speaker 1: to be a good team. And I will see you 477 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:17,440 Speaker 1: Sunday and the fucking would Okay, I'll be on the 478 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:22,000 Speaker 1: fucking wood. But we watch all the games at the 479 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,440 Speaker 1: Iron Rapports stereo pockets. If I ain't watching it, Jordan's watching. 480 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:30,000 Speaker 1: If Jordan watching it, Miles was watching it, We're watching 481 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,719 Speaker 1: it all. I don't just watch the Knicks, don't just 482 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,880 Speaker 1: watch the Warriors, don't just watch the We watch it 483 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,759 Speaker 1: all the Wizards and Spurs. They also look good. They 484 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:42,160 Speaker 1: got deep rotations and Denver came back against Phoenix, who's 485 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:46,680 Speaker 1: throwing up bricks again. It's week one, game one game too. 486 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,359 Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun. Like I told you to heat. 487 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,800 Speaker 1: The Hawks, the MAVs, they're gonna be in the playoffs. 488 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,759 Speaker 1: They're all going to be fun teams. That Hawks are 489 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,160 Speaker 1: a little banged up now, but they'll be fine. They 490 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,120 Speaker 1: got a lot of talent. And the Sixers Jesus Christ. 491 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:06,880 Speaker 1: Now Ben Simmons is see he's weaponizing uh mental illness. 492 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,120 Speaker 1: They're saying he's saying somebody is saying that he is 493 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,080 Speaker 1: not mentally ready to play. See this is when you're 494 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:21,800 Speaker 1: weaponizing the ship and I don't like it. Motherfucker. Figure 495 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:29,480 Speaker 1: it out straight, bitch. Whiney ass baby kangaroo whack ass 496 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:36,960 Speaker 1: Ben Simmons. Anyway, the NBA is and always will be fantastic. 497 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:44,360 Speaker 1: The NFL we're here, We are here. There's six teams 498 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,919 Speaker 1: on a by this week. Six fucking teams. That's weird. 499 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:53,720 Speaker 1: It seems like a lot but games. I'm looking forward 500 00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,719 Speaker 1: to watching this weekend personally and for fantasy football. The 501 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:04,360 Speaker 1: Chiefs first, the Titans and that offense, King Henry, my 502 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:09,600 Speaker 1: first round pick in the Howard Stern Fantasy Football League 503 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:14,000 Speaker 1: right now is must see t B. Everybody that said 504 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,040 Speaker 1: that he thought he would take a step back, ha 505 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:20,120 Speaker 1: ha you fuck. That's going to be a good game, 506 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,880 Speaker 1: the Chiefs versus the Titans. Same goes for the Ravens 507 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,880 Speaker 1: verse the Bengals because Lamar Jackson is on some video 508 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,440 Speaker 1: game shit playing better than he did during his MVP season. 509 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:34,640 Speaker 1: How could you not like Lamar Jackson. He's on some 510 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,480 Speaker 1: a Torii ship. You guys know what the tory is, 511 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,440 Speaker 1: Lions rams. That's gonna be fun, both quarterbacks and facing 512 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:45,400 Speaker 1: the former teams. Listen, Jared goff Friend of the Iron Rapports, 513 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:50,600 Speaker 1: Tereo Pokas, gotta get it together, golf back in l A. 514 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,600 Speaker 1: Stafford against Detroit, and I gotta say the I'm impressed 515 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:59,200 Speaker 1: with the Raiders, but I'm not surprised winning without Gruden 516 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:04,200 Speaker 1: last week. Verse the Broncos. I'm excited to watch them 517 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:09,240 Speaker 1: play at home in Vegas. Verse the Eagles. The NFL 518 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:16,480 Speaker 1: is under fucking way, folks, believe it or not, We're 519 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:21,960 Speaker 1: here in week seven. Can you believe that ship? It's 520 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,000 Speaker 1: week seven of the NFL. I'm telling you your time 521 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:30,840 Speaker 1: is booming. You're just fucking dogs out there. And I 522 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,840 Speaker 1: guarantee you those people that have their dogs out there 523 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,520 Speaker 1: when they ship, they're gonna clean it up. Now. I 524 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,520 Speaker 1: know early on I said I didn't clean up my 525 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:41,080 Speaker 1: ship with Wheezy, But that, first of all, I've changed. 526 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,080 Speaker 1: Second all, when I was not cleaning up my ship, 527 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,440 Speaker 1: it wasn't in the street. It was like in the 528 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,560 Speaker 1: bushes and stuff. Anyway, Week seven of the NFL is here, 529 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,400 Speaker 1: and I am getting ready to get on a plane 530 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:57,719 Speaker 1: toward Lando. 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