Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Cambridge Edge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
Speaker 2: a Pod with.
Speaker 3: Myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tambridge.
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Speaker 2: of doing all the things, the women of Salt Lake
Speaker 2: City did all of the things. So we are recapping
Speaker 2: season five, episode two right now. Yeah, I couldn't really
Speaker 2: decipher the timeline of some of the shit talking because.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sure I thought about this episode.
Speaker 2: I felt like, I mean, good thing for the friends
Speaker 2: of at this point because they're the reason people are
Speaker 2: talking about. It just felt like a very long episode
Speaker 2: with the same well it.
Speaker 3: Was super Yeah, it is a super sized episode, so
Speaker 3: it's a little bit longer.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of past arguments, props, costumes, and I
Speaker 3: hate to say it, but maybe a little bit of
Speaker 3: some made up stuff just to have something to film.
Speaker 2: Also, I have a question if you were fighting with me,
Speaker 2: if we were in a fight, yeah, would you call
Speaker 2: me my nickname? Because this really stood out to me,
Speaker 2: Like Lisa Barlowe and Angie are arguing and they're in
Speaker 2: a fight, but on the phone, they're like Ange and no,
Speaker 2: I would call you.
Speaker 3: I normally call you asshole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you wouldn't short, you wouldn't be like listen,
Speaker 2: ted I bitch. I know you would at least be
Speaker 2: like Teddy or you're in an asshole.
Speaker 3: Something's just not feeling authentic.
Speaker 2: Oh something.
Speaker 3: I'm like, come on, girls, you can get it together.
Speaker 2: Well, it starts where Lisa and Bronwin discussed the drama
Speaker 2: the night before. Bronwin says Ange aka Angie wasn't helping Whitney,
Speaker 2: she was just upsetting Lisa and Heather, and then Angie
Speaker 2: calls Lisa and asks to talk alone. Lisa tells Bronwin
Speaker 2: to be quiet. Is giving Let's call her on a
Speaker 2: three way and not tell her energy. Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: mean I've done that before.
Speaker 3: I've had somebody in the car and someone calls me,
Speaker 3: and I don't want somebody to know that I'm with
Speaker 3: this person or that I'm I don't know that they're
Speaker 3: on speaker.
Speaker 2: But then if you're going to do that, give us
Speaker 2: some juice, Like we didn't even get anything out of that,
Speaker 2: Like I'm running errands and I'll call you later. Like, well,
Speaker 2: that wasn't what we needed to hear.
Speaker 3: I was a little bit confused with Mary's son living
Speaker 3: at home and not working.
Speaker 2: Wasn't he married last year? No? I think he was engaged.
Speaker 3: No, She remembers she accused him of running off and
Speaker 3: getting married, and she thought the wife was living in
Speaker 3: the house with them. But now Mary says, how do
Speaker 3: you know how old her son is? Nineteen twenty unclear?
Speaker 3: He's not going to school, he's not he doesn't have
Speaker 3: a job. She says that she has sheltered him, and
Speaker 3: then she says she feels like she'll kick him out
Speaker 3: when she needs to. But that kind of scares me
Speaker 3: a little bit, Like I don't know, I have rules
Speaker 3: like either you're going to school or you're working.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think that or hopefully both. I
Speaker 2: mean I totally understand wanting to shelter your children, but
Speaker 2: also it can be to their detriment.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's you're not doing them any favor idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this whole conversation kind of between abling yeah,
Speaker 2: like he's just like, hey, you know, like whatever, and
Speaker 2: then she kind of I going back because you know,
Speaker 2: she's telling her son about what Brittany said. I didn't
Speaker 2: think that Brittany was calling Mary before. No, I didn't either.
Speaker 2: And she's all over the interwebs right now because she
Speaker 2: posted a photo of her confessional look but she face
Speaker 2: tuned it like face Hollywood. Yeah, like Hollywood for Lisa
Speaker 2: Hogstein style. But it's like we just also all the
Speaker 2: confessional on the TV, so like we know, but girls,
Speaker 2: please stop using Hollywood four, Like at least if you're
Speaker 2: gonna do something like you could subtle or if you
Speaker 2: must use face app you could do Hollywood four, but
Speaker 2: on number one, not on number one.
Speaker 3: Hollywood it's yeah, there's Hollywood one, two, three, four five
Speaker 3: or something like that.
Speaker 2: But then you can the levels.
Speaker 3: But I mean if most of all, like don't change
Speaker 3: your face structure, Like if you want to smooth your
Speaker 3: skin out, put it on Instagram and slide left.
Speaker 2: Just do a little pair of slide left, do a
Speaker 2: little paris. Yeah you just whooped. You still look the same.
Speaker 2: You just have like a nice complexion. It's just you're
Speaker 2: missing pores.
Speaker 3: You're just missing poors and wrinkles, and.
Speaker 2: But you still have nostrils.
Speaker 3: Or just do what I do. Have your face lasered
Speaker 3: and just put it out.
Speaker 2: There, or yeah, I mean you just or just you
Speaker 2: know what, take to plastic surgery guys like get a
Speaker 2: necklift like me, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, or going on a podcast with no makeup on
Speaker 3: like me, Yeah, well that's me.
Speaker 2: Nine times out of ten, I put chapstick on. Oh
Speaker 2: looks good. Well your skin looks great. It should. I
Speaker 2: just want to point out this scene with Mary and
Speaker 2: her son because I feel like this is partially going
Speaker 2: to be foreshadowing for what we see later on in
Speaker 2: the episode with discussions of somebody else's kids, which I
Speaker 2: want to get your thoughts on, yeah, but we'll get
Speaker 2: there when we get there. Can I back up just
Speaker 2: one minute. I don't think I addressed this. Evidently.
Speaker 3: Molly Simms went on Watch What Happens Live and said to.
Speaker 2: Lisa Barlow, do not get to see you two laser?
Speaker 3: And I know this is controversial, but it does things
Speaker 3: to your skin where your makeup doesn't stay on your face.
Speaker 3: And she was just saying a lot of stuff and
Speaker 3: Barlow like chickened out and said.
Speaker 2: She was going to do it.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, wait a minute, Moly, I'm going to
Speaker 3: trust a certified plastic surgeon's advice over an ex model
Speaker 3: who is selling skincare.
Speaker 2: But I also think to each his own, Yeah, if
Speaker 2: you want to give, yeah, it's a laser.
Speaker 3: And then Heather went on and said I've had it done,
Speaker 3: and lots of people she got annihilated in the comment
Speaker 3: section because people are like, I had it done, was
Speaker 3: the best thing ever. But I'm like, well, of course,
Speaker 3: you know, I respect you. I know you're trying to
Speaker 3: sell skincare and you go that way, but sometimes just
Speaker 3: skincare isn't enough.
Speaker 2: And if you have the means and the ability to
Speaker 2: get a laser of course, it's going to change your skin.
Speaker 2: I had Morpheus eight done when I got my neck
Speaker 2: lift and it still to this day has changed the
Speaker 2: texture of my skin. And some people don't put the
Speaker 2: time and effort until I get five step skincare regime
Speaker 2: every night before they go to bed.
Speaker 3: But even with medical grades skincare, it doesn't make that
Speaker 3: much difference.
Speaker 2: No, But then know what I do think really helped skincare.
Speaker 2: When Lisa Brown would and Heather drive to Wendy's.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm so confused at this. Did they just get
Speaker 3: in the car to go through drive through?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think they wanted Yeah, I think, well obviously, well
Speaker 2: at Lisa has like relationship with Wendy's, I think she's
Speaker 2: done like some paid posts. Can we say a product placement? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what it felt like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that felt like product placement and what's a JBC.
Speaker 3: I would actually say, I want to ask you that too,
Speaker 3: but it actually said at the end of the episode
Speaker 3: that it was an advertisement.
Speaker 2: Oh it did. Yeah, Oh my gosh, I've.
Speaker 3: Never seen that on Housewives before.
Speaker 2: I had it one time with Orange Juice. It never
Speaker 2: said it at the end of the episode, but they said, like,
Speaker 2: can you go into your fridge and pull out this
Speaker 2: orange juice, and granted is an or juice that my
Speaker 2: kids drink, So it wasn't like not I already had
Speaker 2: it in my fridge. But they're like, this is a
Speaker 2: product placement thing. So I've never ever but I take
Speaker 2: that back. We had I don't know if it was product.
Speaker 3: I guess you would call it product placement. I don't
Speaker 3: think the network was getting paid for it, but they
Speaker 3: donated wine an event, and so they just wanted to
Speaker 3: make sure they got the labels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is full blown. This was Yeah, if
Speaker 2: they write it at the end, I've never seen that before.
Speaker 2: Then Lisa is saying she's disappointed that Angie went behind
Speaker 2: her back and repeated her feelings to Whitney. Heather's worried
Speaker 2: that they ganged up on Whitney, and then Heather thinks
Speaker 2: Bronwin's behavior is similar to Monica's.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, I have a question. Wasn't Heather part of
Speaker 3: that gang up? Yes, that's why I'm like, what, Wait,
Speaker 3: you think everybody ganged up on her?
Speaker 2: You were with the loudest one there, Heather. But also like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, for somebody they don't want on the show.
Speaker 2: You're still bringing up Monica a lot.
Speaker 3: I know, I think she's gonna be brought up in
Speaker 3: every single episode. She was such a polarizing character on
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 2: It's like when I got fired.
Speaker 3: The entire season I was off the first one brought
Speaker 3: me up every single episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, said horrible things about me. You're like, not, don't
Speaker 2: want to guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this was the last time you went to Wendy's.
Speaker 2: Wendy's isn't my go to. I mean, I guess I
Speaker 2: could year Frosty, but I mean, I don't know what
Speaker 2: a JBC is. I was wondering if why, if they
Speaker 2: were in Utah, why they didn't go to Swig to
Speaker 2: get the diet coke so they could get out.
Speaker 3: With Junior bacon cheeseburger.
Speaker 2: Oh JB. Wendy's isn't my go to, but love you Wendy's,
Speaker 2: but just one. I don't even know where one is.
Speaker 3: The only place that I will go to get fast
Speaker 3: food Burger is.
Speaker 2: In and Out.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: I'll do shake Shack as well.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Like, but that's not really like drive there's no drive
Speaker 2: through you have to go.
Speaker 3: Is it like a sit down because I've seen them,
Speaker 3: like at the Irvine Spectrum. They have one now and
Speaker 3: one in New York, but I've never been in it.
Speaker 2: It's yummy. The burgers are yummy. They kind of they're
Speaker 2: they're similar, but with better fries than In and Out.
Speaker 2: In my opinion, I don't.
Speaker 3: Only way I can eat in and Out fries is
Speaker 3: well done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't love the In and Out fries.
Speaker 3: Eddie just told me the In and Out has something new.
Speaker 3: It's one of their secret and it's like some chili
Speaker 3: something burger wool with ortegas and all kinds of stuff
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you have to like know how to order it.
Speaker 2: It's like how if you want to order it under
Speaker 2: her cheese, you have to like call it. I forget
Speaker 2: what you call it, but just yeah. In this scene
Speaker 2: is I think we're seeing a lot of different sides
Speaker 2: of Bronwin as well in the way that she's speaking
Speaker 2: about Whitney, which leads us to more later on in
Speaker 2: the episode. But it's just it's I'm clocking it. I'm
Speaker 2: clocking it.
Speaker 3: Well, she's very opinionated, and I was very shocked that
Speaker 3: Heather would say anything about her being so opinionated.
Speaker 2: Because Heather's opinionated. I know, but I had to kind
Speaker 2: of what.
Speaker 3: Makes a good housewife is being opinionated. I have a
Speaker 3: suspicion that Heather is much like Vicky on Orange County,
Speaker 3: where she doesn't like new people. It takes her a
Speaker 3: while to warm up.
Speaker 2: Tom Well, I was actually going to say this, which
Speaker 2: was I don't want you to get shocked, but it
Speaker 2: was going to be a complimentary of Heather. I'm liking
Speaker 2: her more this season. I like her. I think she's
Speaker 2: a great castle. Yeah, but like last season, I had
Speaker 2: a rough time with her, and this season, I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm enjoying Heather again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I I like her.
Speaker 2: I like when Heaven plays both sides. I like a mess.
Speaker 3: I think Heather's very smart, She's very good in her confessionals.
Speaker 3: She's one that doesn't really bring props right.
Speaker 2: No, but she also like that. She also will make
Speaker 2: fun of herself. She's kind of the face of the show.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, she's in on the joke where you know,
Speaker 2: unfortunately Lisa is not. So I think.
Speaker 3: Every housewife show has a staple, and I think that
Speaker 3: that is Heather Gay.
Speaker 2: But then we get to Meredith and her husband Seth.
Speaker 2: They're taking a cooking class.
Speaker 3: I'm really confused. Where does Mereth really live New York City,
Speaker 3: Salt Lake City, or Ohio at this point, I think
Speaker 3: she lives in Salt Lake City during filming.
Speaker 2: But also we've seen a complete turnaround with this couple.
Speaker 2: I mean, we have to remember that, you know, a
Speaker 2: couple of seasons ago, Meredith and Seth were on the outs,
Speaker 2: and now apparently, I mean, they've never been more connected.
Speaker 3: When you know, nothing says connected. And he lives in
Speaker 3: Ohio and she lives in Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2: Well no, but when she you know, she says that
Speaker 2: she's very proud that she wants to get Bob mitzvued.
Speaker 2: Then he got silent for a second, and I thought
Speaker 2: that he was It almost seemed he was gonna get
Speaker 2: mad for a second, but then he started crying and
Speaker 2: then crying talk.
Speaker 3: Dirty to me in Hebrew, I mean, and also from
Speaker 3: crying to say talk dirty to me.
Speaker 2: But there's nobody who can deliver a line like I'm
Speaker 2: really excited, like Meredith marks with absolutely zero excitement. I know,
Speaker 2: so funny, You're so right?
Speaker 3: Do you follow South on Instagram?
Speaker 2: No? Oh, follow him.
Speaker 3: He's kind of quite comical. He gives like updates on life,
Speaker 3: like as he's walking.
Speaker 2: No, I'm good. Then Angie and Lisa meet to talk
Speaker 2: and she says she felt like it was a gang
Speaker 2: up pretty much in this conversation. I don't think Lisa
Speaker 2: wanted to hear one thing Ange had to say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Angie, I felt like it was a little
Speaker 3: bit of a pushover in this situation. I wish she
Speaker 3: would have been more vocal. Well, I mean she really
Speaker 3: felt like Lisa walked all over her.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because I I don't think Angie is one.
Speaker 2: I mean, clearly we're going to see a different side
Speaker 2: of Angie. But I mean she said Angie told Whitney
Speaker 2: because she thought Whitney owed Lisa an apology. Lisa says,
Speaker 2: if everyone wants to think she's a villain, she's over
Speaker 2: it and gets up and walks away. But something that
Speaker 2: Angie did say that I thought resonated with me is
Speaker 2: she's like I think Lisa said something alongs of like,
Speaker 2: if everybody says I'm self and listen, I'm paraphrasing you guys,
Speaker 2: I might not have it.
Speaker 3: Everyone says you're dad, it's time to lay down.
Speaker 2: But then she's like if everyone you know, She's like
Speaker 2: everybody says that I'm a villain, I only care about
Speaker 2: myself or.
Speaker 3: She just own it, right, there's nothing wrong with owning
Speaker 3: being a villain. It's more fun being a villain.
Speaker 2: But then be self deprecating about it instead of being like,
Speaker 2: well this is who like it just didn't It felt
Speaker 2: like she was making a lot of excuses. But where
Speaker 2: Angie got her, Even though Angie did it in a
Speaker 2: calm way, she goes, well, don't you think it might
Speaker 2: be a problem if everyone is saying these things to you?
Speaker 2: Like that's where I was like, I just go I'm
Speaker 2: a villain. Yeah yeah, and I'd be like, I mean
Speaker 2: where Lisa then could have responded. I mean, I think
Speaker 2: villain's a pretty strong word.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're vocal and you bring up step
Speaker 3: people you know won't bring up it to me, it
Speaker 3: makes you a good housewife, doesn't really make you a villain.
Speaker 2: But that's a villain is a very housewife term. Like
Speaker 2: in my real life, I'm not like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: my friend Kelly is being such a villain. I'm like
Speaker 2: she is being a dick or Bob, you know it,
Speaker 2: just let's be clear. But then Lisa, I feel like
Speaker 2: they maybe had two SIPs of a drink and then
Speaker 2: Lisa gets up and walks away m hm, which I
Speaker 2: also didn't fully appreciate.
Speaker 3: I wanted I needed more out of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think that at this point, Angie's still
Speaker 2: trying to salvage the relationship with Yeah. I mean of
Speaker 2: scenes they must be filming in a day, because this
Speaker 2: is supposedly the same day as the Windy's and the
Speaker 2: Bronwin with the Whitney and the blub But like they're like,
Speaker 2: how many outfit changes are they doing? Oh? That's miserable. Miserable.
Speaker 2: But Broun.
Speaker 3: When we get to meet Bronwin's husband, Todd ten years
Speaker 3: ago through work, they met. They have lived in Salt
Speaker 3: Lake City for a year and a half and have
Speaker 3: no children together. All I want to say is what
Speaker 3: the doctor Seuss is going on in that house?
Speaker 2: I want to say, Bronwin, did you not learn your
Speaker 2: lesson from Monica falling down Angie's stairs allegedly not another
Speaker 2: set of stairs with no railings with no railing. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you better just put up some child blocks or something.
Speaker 2: Something on the side, be to call Osha over there
Speaker 2: real quick. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But well, I was feeling like her house was giving
Speaker 3: me doctor deb vibes.
Speaker 2: It was giving me k She loves color.
Speaker 3: She loves color, and there's nothing wrong with that, but
Speaker 3: also I wanted to be It was like I felt
Speaker 3: like I was in a circus or something and there's
Speaker 3: more coming in. Wait, so this is how they're decorating it.
Speaker 3: I thought she was taking all that stuff out and redecorating.
Speaker 2: Well, it appeared she brought something else in that sculpture,
Speaker 2: which is just a bunch of stares that I could
Speaker 2: have probably put. She's like, it's in the Gougenheim, and
Speaker 2: I was like, just because something might be in a
Speaker 2: museum does not mean it needs to be in your home.
Speaker 3: So what I have learned about her husband, he seems
Speaker 3: very nice, but they are very into labels and his
Speaker 3: Gucci sweater and his Louis Vauton. I mean, if I
Speaker 3: gave Eddie and Louis Vuitton box like that, even though
Speaker 3: wasn't it like Nascar or something, even if it was
Speaker 3: like Harley on it, he'd.
Speaker 2: Be like, what do you want me to do with this?
Speaker 2: But also I love when there's gifts, very expensive gifts
Speaker 2: that the husband is paying for themselves.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then he's like, he goes it's a very
Speaker 3: nice box, like you've seen.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it, but I do you know, we
Speaker 2: see a little bit more of the relationship. We learned
Speaker 2: the story about how they met at a bar. He
Speaker 2: asked for her email, and then her coworkers at this
Speaker 2: part made me laugh. Her coworkers are like, he's hitting
Speaker 2: on you, but he probably asked for your email because
Speaker 2: he is not a text Yeah. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: a text with his wept phone. Of course he doesn't
Speaker 2: know how to text because he was the CEO of
Speaker 2: the Palm Pilot.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the pop I don't remember the pomp Pilot.
Speaker 3: I don't think I ever had one. What was it
Speaker 3: was it?
Speaker 2: It was it was almost like a mini little iPad
Speaker 2: that like, ah, I think you could call people on it,
Speaker 2: but you could also like send messages and there was
Speaker 2: like a little pin that you used and you could
Speaker 2: draw things or you could write. It's not like a BlackBerry,
Speaker 2: I think it was. I mean, I don't know that
Speaker 2: I necessarily had a Palm Pilot. I think I went
Speaker 2: straight to a BlackBerry, but I knew had a blackilets.
Speaker 3: Do you think that they had chemistry or was it
Speaker 3: not enough shown?
Speaker 2: I think not enough shown. I think also this is
Speaker 2: his first time on camera and she's very over the top,
Speaker 2: and I think he's probably trying to, you know, match her.
Speaker 2: You know, it felt like a real marriage when she
Speaker 2: was like, you're gonna ask me to go find the
Speaker 2: scissors and he's like, nope, I'll go get on. You know,
Speaker 2: like there's certain most she runs the show. That's for sure,
Speaker 2: she runs the show. But it definitely that house would
Speaker 2: I would get a migraine living with all of that color.
Speaker 3: I know it isn't a fun house or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then she's like, but she's a very colorful person,
Speaker 2: so that's But then why did it say that it
Speaker 2: was the interior designer coming in? And then the interior
Speaker 2: designer's like, what in the hell hell is this? And
Speaker 2: my other question is a year and a half ago
Speaker 2: before they moved into this home, did they live in Utah?
Speaker 2: I don't know because.
Speaker 3: Now she says she met him somewhere else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when she was worked in finance and somewhere else
Speaker 2: for but that was also ten years ago. But then
Speaker 2: Heather and Whitney, you go crystal shopping as they're walking in,
Speaker 2: don't spend more than five hundred.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see crystal shops anymore, as much
Speaker 3: as I don't want to see a rope courses or
Speaker 3: sound bass. They've been so overplayed on housewive shows.
Speaker 2: Really, it's just I personally don't mind a conversation between
Speaker 2: housewives just sitting on a couch. I don't need them
Speaker 2: to be doing I.
Speaker 3: Don't need them at restaurants, go hanging out your house, go.
Speaker 2: On a walk. I don't need they always.
Speaker 3: The thing is is they always want us to be
Speaker 3: doing something. They don't just want a conversation. And I
Speaker 3: get it, and they really want to cut back on
Speaker 3: like restaurant talk, yeah, and doing other things. You know,
Speaker 3: it's not about what we're doing, it's about the conversation
Speaker 3: we're having while we're doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But it's hard to have a conversation if you're
Speaker 2: supposedly shopping, So then I feel like the conversations always
Speaker 2: need a little bit more. But Heather says it feels
Speaker 2: like she doesn't care about how her actions affect her friendships.
Speaker 2: Whitney was planning on inviting everyone to Trixy's Bar in Milwaukee.
Speaker 2: Now Angie, Bronwin, and Heather can come. Then, Heather says
Speaker 2: she is shocked. Whitney says she likes Bronwin because in
Speaker 2: the car with Lisa, Heather felt Bronwin had a lot
Speaker 2: to say about Whitney. But Heather doesn't tell Whitney that
Speaker 2: she waits until they're at a group setting. Of course,
Speaker 2: like a good housewife. Do we appreciate that Heather held
Speaker 2: her tongue in this moment? Yeah? But also what I
Speaker 2: mean in the housewife for you of it? Yes? Help me.
Speaker 2: Remember did we ever see Bronwyn? Yeah? We did later.
Speaker 2: That's what it was confusing me. We saw later Whitney
Speaker 2: with Bronwyn, we saw, yes, But we don't necessarily know
Speaker 2: which car ride happened first. Like do we know if
Speaker 2: Wendy's happened before or after? Well I wasn't there filming it.
Speaker 2: But you see what I'm saying. This is where you're
Speaker 2: saying it possibly could have been. It possibly could have
Speaker 2: been Bronwin went to Wendy's with the other girls before
Speaker 2: she met with Whitney. We don't know.
Speaker 3: It's not playing like that. But either way, I mean,
Speaker 3: I think Bromwin was just being snarky. I don't think
Speaker 3: she hates Whitney.
Speaker 2: She said I couldn't. I don't know. I think when
Speaker 2: you say I couldn't hold back laughter when everyone was
Speaker 2: coming at her, Oh did she say that something along
Speaker 2: those sides? Oops, I was like someone else was lacking
Speaker 2: a little empathy here.
Speaker 3: I mean Heather was going at her too, and a lot.
Speaker 2: I also feel like broun Win practices in the mirror
Speaker 2: before she says her lines, probably like sorry.
Speaker 3: I feel like I do think that even Heather doesn't
Speaker 3: agree with Whitney. I feel like there's some sort of
Speaker 3: protective you know, something over her, even though she contributed
Speaker 3: to it. I don't know if it's because their cousins
Speaker 3: or I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Well, I think probably after the fact, Heather was like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, that was a lot of us coming at
Speaker 2: her so at once.
Speaker 3: So we're going to Trixie Motel again.
Speaker 2: No Trixy's bar, so tricksy. Remember last season they go.
Speaker 3: To Motel last time in Milwaukee. That's like the home
Speaker 3: of Harley Davidson.
Speaker 2: Oh things, I don't know. And then yeah, so they
Speaker 2: kind of just break that down. Whitney at this point's
Speaker 2: kind of the odd man out, So I feel why
Speaker 2: she feels awkward because you know, she's fighting with Meredith
Speaker 2: about the bath bombs.
Speaker 3: I am so this is the stupidest storyline I know.
Speaker 3: I know Whitney started this bath bomb way before she
Speaker 3: even got on Salt Lake City Housewives.
Speaker 2: And also how many bath bombs are selling that this
Speaker 2: is a real big problem. And I'm going to be
Speaker 2: honest with you. When I want bath bombs, I just
Speaker 2: go onto Amazon and I pick whatever ones. I'm not
Speaker 2: partial to one. I can. I have bath salts that
Speaker 2: are amazing.
Speaker 3: I can send you some of those. I hope Meredith's
Speaker 3: not mad at me.
Speaker 2: Listen, don't threaten me with a good time. Is that
Speaker 2: a CB I've had them for like five years? Yeah cbd. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you only sent that to me in the first package. Rude.
Speaker 3: I know, so rude, But I do love how considerate
Speaker 3: Meredith kids questioned her about the bar mitzvah, Do you
Speaker 3: just want a big party in coins?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then love your kids. They always throw you
Speaker 2: under the bus, But I love that. Then She's also like,
Speaker 2: it's creepy that Whitney made a bath bomb. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's settle down, settled down, creepy. And then I think
Speaker 2: her it's funny. When she's with her kids, they seem
Speaker 2: to be just making up this bath bomb like they
Speaker 2: go in wearing high end eight friends. They're like, let's
Speaker 2: let's whip this up. Let's pretend this has been in
Speaker 2: the works in the lab. For me, I didn't even
Speaker 2: know that's what they were making. You know, they're making lunch.
Speaker 3: No, they're coming up with the bath bomb. If I'm
Speaker 3: buying bath bombs, they're being made in somebody's kitchen. I'm
Speaker 3: a little scared, is that with?
Speaker 2: You know, if I wouldn't try, I wouldn't trust a
Speaker 2: bath bomb coming from my kitchen. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. Then, Heather and Brittany played pickleball.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Brittany with an Eye is Mormon, but has been married
Speaker 2: and divorced twice. Brittany met her ex husband Jared after
Speaker 2: her second divorce. They met because her ex husband and
Speaker 2: his ex fiance started dating and I guess Jared reached
Speaker 2: out to her to commiserate or chat at Jared's the
Speaker 2: Osmond Yeah, okay, and Brittany says the longest she's been
Speaker 2: single is eight months, and she regretts sacrificing her children
Speaker 2: for men in the past. That line. I didn't necessarily
Speaker 2: hear her say during pickleball until later on when that
Speaker 2: is brought up after the ropes course, but I do
Speaker 2: know both of them playing pickleball try to.
Speaker 3: There's something very endearing about Brittany. I really do like her.
Speaker 2: She I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think she's I don't want to say
Speaker 3: she's not the sharpest tool in.
Speaker 2: The shed because Mary said that.
Speaker 3: Well, because Mary said that, but I think.
Speaker 2: That actually Mary said the sharpest knife in the shed
Speaker 2: or spose spoon boon.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay. I did cringe a little at the
Speaker 3: flashback of Brittany and Jared. He friend zoned her and
Speaker 3: acted like he didn't want to claim her, and that
Speaker 3: kind of broke my heart because it sounds like she
Speaker 3: really does like him.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about you like him? Or does she
Speaker 2: like that he's an Osmond?
Speaker 3: I don't know yet, Teddy, because I don't know her
Speaker 3: that well, so I'm not putting that judgment out there yet.
Speaker 2: Well, I also wondered, I didn't think that we were
Speaker 2: ever going. I thought he was.
Speaker 3: Good looking, Okay, I was not her ex husband. They
Speaker 3: flashed on the No, no, ohka, I no, that was him.
Speaker 2: But I actually was shocked. I didn't think we were
Speaker 2: going to see him on camera. I thought we were
Speaker 2: just going to talk about him and show pictures when he's.
Speaker 3: Thinking of somebody else, I don't know.
Speaker 2: But don't trying to get out of it. No, I
Speaker 2: just remember the O.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Heather's invite, the video invite.
Speaker 2: So did you see that? Did you?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 3: You remember the hugging the tree and doing all the things.
Speaker 3: I mean, these girls are really doing everything for the camera.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you ever sent an invitation like that to
Speaker 2: your friends? No? Does it seem like something I would do? No?
Speaker 3: No, the costumes, the props, the fights about Bathbomb's I'm
Speaker 3: like girls.
Speaker 2: Also, is am I wrong? Or did Brittany film as
Speaker 2: a housewife all season and then get brought down to
Speaker 2: a friend She got brought down to a friend? Yes,
Speaker 2: ooh okay. So then Bronwyn meets Angie at the hair salon.
Speaker 2: Angie tells Bronwhin that she was worried about where they
Speaker 2: stood after it happened with Lisa. Bronwin says everything that
Speaker 2: was said about Lisa was true, but Whitney needs to
Speaker 2: find another way to get her point across. Bronwin says,
Speaker 2: Brittany is all over the place. I love that. Bronwin's like,
Speaker 2: there's so many people I need to watch out for,
Speaker 2: but you don't seem like one of the manjerie. And
Speaker 2: then Angie's like, well, can you tell me who? And
Speaker 2: She's like, well, I guess Brittany, Like just name is
Speaker 2: the one. Angie says Brittany brought up her for heart
Speaker 2: Jacket twice, and Bronwin says she doesn't need fashion advice
Speaker 2: from Brittany and questions if she can even spell ysel
Speaker 2: and she's like, and I don't mean Eve, Saint Laurent,
Speaker 2: I mean just the letters. Why a sound.
Speaker 3: Oh god, so my jaw hurts just from watching Bronlin
Speaker 3: talk so much talk. I'm like, oh my god, girl,
Speaker 3: it's just and and And the stylist was just stroking
Speaker 3: her hair.
Speaker 2: I actually wanted that. I'm like, what is he doing?
Speaker 2: He's doing a Scout missage. He took no, that's what
Speaker 2: he was doing. At the end. He did that. He
Speaker 2: took little sections of hair and just pulled it little
Speaker 2: section of hair, and I think he was doing like, gosh,
Speaker 2: wash out whatever that is, because then it was like
Speaker 2: the wide comb brush. Oh. I think they couldn't blow
Speaker 2: her out and talk at the same time. So he's just.
Speaker 3: Standing there and he just felt like he was acting
Speaker 3: like he was doing something, so it looked like they
Speaker 3: were in the middle of something.
Speaker 2: But the other part that I I you know, I
Speaker 2: always appreciate when somebody says, I don't want to call
Speaker 2: anybody dumb, but listen how dumb this person is. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: well that's actually what you just did, Sarry.
Speaker 3: So we think bron Win's a little bit of a
Speaker 3: flip flopper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think she delivers good lines.
Speaker 3: She's just trying to please everybody.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know that she's really pleasing anybody. I
Speaker 2: think she's trying to.
Speaker 5: Make sure the one you're with, Yeah, I love the
Speaker 5: one you're with, love the one after this bonding retreat,
Speaker 5: did Meredith really say that she couldn't do it because
Speaker 5: she has tennis elbow from.
Speaker 2: Churning too much? Butter Butter? Did she make a butter
Speaker 2: company after that one time? Or she's still injured.
Speaker 3: Not but it's like, really, you're injured from last year
Speaker 3: from shaking the butter and so much so that I
Speaker 3: get tennis elbow if I lift too heavy for a
Speaker 3: long time time, that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but shaking better one scene, I don't know that
Speaker 2: and that feels like that filmed a long time ago. Also,
Speaker 2: they bring in you know, may Melee for this one.
Speaker 2: The girl's saying that this is like a hand job
Speaker 2: was a little confusing to me. Whitney made me laugh
Speaker 2: when she was like, but from under a desk, it
Speaker 2: in throw a desk. But then uh, Brittany tells. Then
Speaker 2: they all sit down and there's like a couple of
Speaker 2: shady moments where who was it that said to Meylee? Oh,
Speaker 2: list to Barlowe, if I hear somebody say sis one
Speaker 2: more time? What's up? Sis? Sis? Sis? And then they
Speaker 2: counted twenty times that Maylee said it on the rest.
Speaker 3: I need to start adding this to Mary say I
Speaker 3: thought she was thinner than.
Speaker 2: That Maylee was. Malee. Yeah, but then.
Speaker 3: I are you shocked that Mary's actually doing this?
Speaker 2: Repe course they must have told her she had to
Speaker 2: do this shit. They're like if you're gonna come on
Speaker 2: and be a housewife you have.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you know what was really upsetting to
Speaker 3: me Chiro's case, dy Is, Wendy's and Ozempic. I just can't.
Speaker 3: I can't say it. It's gonna brush.
Speaker 2: Lose my mind.
Speaker 3: Ozempic can eat Wendy's case, da Is and Chiros wow.
Speaker 2: Any who. Then they all go to sit down, and uh,
Speaker 2: the timing. I wonder if it was this odd and
Speaker 2: real life, because they all sit down, they you know,
Speaker 2: Brittany gets like a glass of rose and then she's
Speaker 2: like here, here, here, everyone listen, everyone listen. I just
Speaker 2: wanted to let you know that me and Jared are
Speaker 2: officially back together and we're Instagram official. I'm the first
Speaker 2: person he has ever put on Instagram when we we
Speaker 2: have just seen Jared call her a.
Speaker 3: Friend, a best friend, best friend he posted on Instagram,
Speaker 3: but then he.
Speaker 2: Also posted on Instagram.
Speaker 3: I know, I mean, oh, the poor girl. I like Brittany,
Speaker 3: but girl, yeah, delusional.
Speaker 2: But I also felt a little bad because I felt
Speaker 2: like she was trying to just like share her life
Speaker 2: with the other women, and that was kind of my heart.
Speaker 2: They all kind of just laughed at her. Then I
Speaker 2: forget who had the bright idea to check the Instagram
Speaker 2: and say that it actually means nothing.
Speaker 3: And well then after this, like they make fun of her.
Speaker 3: Was it Mary that made fun of her because her
Speaker 3: daughter doesn't speak to her daughters?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Well, I was actually going to ask you about that,
Speaker 2: because you know.
Speaker 3: So disgusting to even bring that up. I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't think people realize it until they've gone through it.
Speaker 3: They always want to blame the parent that they don't
Speaker 3: speak to, and I get that is an issue too
Speaker 3: if a parent's.
Speaker 2: Like and Brittany did say earlier she had put men
Speaker 2: above her kids, which I that part didn't track to
Speaker 2: me until Mary.
Speaker 3: I didn't know she said that. I didn't realize she
Speaker 3: said that. But poor Brittany, like Mary comparing her bad
Speaker 3: mom to Brittany without even knowing all the details of
Speaker 3: what went down. Because guys, I can tell you firsthand
Speaker 3: going through a really bad divorce, it happens. It happens
Speaker 3: to all kinds of people. I'll tell you the messages
Speaker 3: and emails that I get on a daily about it.
Speaker 3: You know, divorce can really destroy families. But in my situation,
Speaker 3: like two kids came with me and one kid went
Speaker 3: with with Simon. But in the public eye, I'm the
Speaker 3: horrible parent and I must have done something wrong.
Speaker 2: And also why bring it up. It's one thing if
Speaker 2: she wants to talk about herself, but I want to
Speaker 2: also point out Brittany already admitting to choosing men before
Speaker 2: her kids. But she didn't say that to Mary. She
Speaker 2: said it to Heather. So unless Heather went to Mary
Speaker 2: and told her, which I don't see happening, I feel
Speaker 2: like was just really a low blow. And then Mary,
Speaker 2: you know, Brittany's like, you know, why would you say that?
Speaker 2: That's pushing the limits, Like Brittany's at least the only
Speaker 2: one that will. I mean, I love Mary. I think
Speaker 2: Mary's good TV, but she can be mean and say things.
Speaker 4: That that was really really mean, and Mary asks why
Speaker 4: they should care, and Brittany says that's rude, and Mary
Speaker 4: says it was rude the other night calling her poor.
Speaker 2: She never called her poor. God, she was just saying
Speaker 2: I was poor. And then she's like, what are you
Speaker 2: just you know, you're saying I'm poor, but she didn't.
Speaker 2: I think she's just a little nervous and awkward at times,
Speaker 2: and maybe says the wrong things. I don't think I
Speaker 2: really don't think Brittany was even being malicious when she
Speaker 2: called Bronwin's outfit the heart thing a costume. I think
Speaker 2: that she just didn't know the other word to say. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think she had any But then Britney says
Speaker 2: her daughters don't speak to her and it's very personal,
Speaker 2: and Mary questions why she can't make amends with her children,
Speaker 2: and then Brittany tells Mary to shut up, and Mary
Speaker 2: tells Brittany to shut her up. I think I think
Speaker 2: it's clear Mary went too low there. Oh, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 2: especially like remember when people were going after Mary's son
Speaker 2: last year on the internet. She didn't handle that well.
Speaker 2: Why would she think that it was fine for her
Speaker 2: to do it back? I thought it was unnecessary. Yep,
Speaker 2: I couldn't agree more. Then Heather speaks up. Heather says,
Speaker 2: Bronwin has been telling everyone in the group a different story,
Speaker 2: being team Whitney than to Lesa, than team Lisa. You
Speaker 2: know who I'd like to tell a story? Who Maylee? Sis,
Speaker 2: it's time to start talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I didn't even know that she was
Speaker 3: a friend of I thought she was just you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they they knew that Meredith wasn't going to parchase
Speaker 2: kind of like Vickers not an official friend, dat that
Speaker 2: these need bodies. Yeah, but it's like, you're supposedly Whitney's friend.
Speaker 2: Now is your chance to insert yourself? But because I mean,
Speaker 2: Bronwin's inserting herself every second that she can. Britney's you know,
Speaker 2: trying to make her moments, whether they're not the best
Speaker 2: or you know, at least she's standing up for herself.
Speaker 2: But Maylee, time is ticking. Time is a ticken.
Speaker 3: But the thing is that flashbacks prove that Bromwin told
Speaker 3: Whitney the exact same thing she told Heather and Lisa.
Speaker 3: So Heather was definitely trying to get in there and
Speaker 3: make it a bigger deal, a bigger issue. So Heather's
Speaker 3: kind of doing the most too.
Speaker 2: Well. I don't know, I think that, Yes, Bronwin's words
Speaker 2: may have been similar, but her tone was different. Oh
Speaker 2: so all in the tone you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Like if I'm like, oh my gosh, Tom, it's such
Speaker 2: an asshole, versus can you believe what.
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Like there is a difference. Does Heather have issues with
Speaker 2: new people.
Speaker 3: I'm starting to think that it's first Angie, then Monica,
Speaker 3: and now Bronwin.
Speaker 2: I think that after Heather is involved. I think Heather
Speaker 2: is very you know, I can be this way too,
Speaker 2: but I think Heather is very righteous, and so whenever
Speaker 2: she feels like somebody's not being consistent with what they're
Speaker 2: saying and doing, I think she thinks she is always
Speaker 2: being consistent. So when she sees somebody flipflop, she doesn't
Speaker 2: do well with it. But I think Heather herself is
Speaker 2: in kind of a predicament because clearly she's no longer
Speaker 2: a part of bad Weather. But she has mended her
Speaker 2: relationship with Whitney a bunch a bit. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: mean that's kind of where we are. But then Whitney
Speaker 2: says they steamrolled her. Lisa says, steamrolling is going on
Speaker 2: a podcast and talking about your friends. Whitney tells Lisa
Speaker 2: that she has been a shitty friend, and Lisa tells
Speaker 2: Whitney she's a shitty friend, and Meredith agrees. Whitney apologizes
Speaker 2: to Lisa and invites everyone to the drag show. Then
Speaker 2: I forgot Meredith was even there. Then she pipes up like, uh,
Speaker 2: I'll let you know if I can go on the trip.
Speaker 3: Oh please, Meredith, please, you know you're going on this trip.
Speaker 2: I hate when housewives do that. Well, I'll think about it.
Speaker 2: I'll check with my husband. Yeah, like, let me let
Speaker 2: me see it's like. And also, how are you going
Speaker 2: to criticize winter in Milwaukee when you're sitting there bundled
Speaker 2: up and freezing snow with insea And then Whitney goes good?
Speaker 2: I hope you don't know when he's like, Whinny doesn't
Speaker 2: really give me any but I think, I mean, the
Speaker 2: beauty of this season is there. It's similar to Miami
Speaker 2: and the fact that there are so many different people
Speaker 2: and so many different storylines.
Speaker 3: Well, we're a one storyline that's staying, and that's Whitney's.
Speaker 2: Healing journey, her healing journey, hilling killing, healing, her hilling journey,
Speaker 2: healing h I L L I N G healing, healing.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna killing me softly with this. I mean,
Speaker 2: I feel like all are in it. You're killing me softly.
Speaker 5: Yes, I said killing me softly without your love.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean it was a fine episode. They're
Speaker 2: kind of just getting started. We're gonna have to see
Speaker 2: people seem like they like each other a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bringing up such petty stuff. That's one thing that
Speaker 3: really bothers me in the Housewife for all.
Speaker 2: Well, do we think we'd rather have petty fights or
Speaker 2: dark like life ruining? Well, there's something in the middle.
Speaker 2: We are saying petty. But I thought it was worse
Speaker 2: than petty what Mary did saying about Brittany's kids. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: like I thought that, right, especially because as an audience,
Speaker 2: we haven't even gotten to know that story yet, right,
Speaker 2: So to bring it up, like, I think it's one
Speaker 2: thing if she were to share that with the group,
Speaker 2: other than sometimes I choose them, you know, like, let
Speaker 2: us know a little bit. The only thing I know
Speaker 2: about her at this point is like this eight month
Speaker 2: on and off relationship with a guy that wants to
Speaker 2: keep her in the friend zone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think where I think petty's not the right word.
Speaker 3: There's petty, dark and reaching. It's the one reaching.
Speaker 2: That's what I meant.
Speaker 3: Like, if you're reaching for a fight just to make
Speaker 3: yourself relevant on the show, that bugs.
Speaker 2: Me more than anything in the world.
Speaker 3: Not me too, It's like, oh, that's a raache come
Speaker 3: on Petty's good.
Speaker 2: I like Petty Petty or Caddie like Pattie way that
Speaker 2: women can actually be like. I hate when they pretend that,
Speaker 2: you know, it would never be such a way that
Speaker 2: you know, most women, of course are in a group
Speaker 2: chat and talk shit or do whatever.
Speaker 3: Like.
Speaker 2: I think that's right. It's human nature. We all have
Speaker 2: our faults.
Speaker 3: And it's not dark when it is something that's been
Speaker 3: in the press or someone's been arrested, like, of course
Speaker 3: we're all going to talk about it.
Speaker 2: If it's already out there, already already out there and
Speaker 2: you're just rehashing it, that's what's going to happen when
Speaker 2: you're on one of these shows. But I think bringing
Speaker 2: in children, yeah, and relationships with children, and especially when
Speaker 2: if they don't have a relationship with her, allegedly, we're
Speaker 2: never going to see them on the show, so let
Speaker 2: at least let her tell her story first.
Speaker 3: My downfall with fights is I can't stand to see
Speaker 3: my friends with douches.
Speaker 2: I can't, Yeah, douchebags. It's just a well you also
Speaker 2: have no I mean I don't really either. But if
Speaker 2: you don't like somebody, and I don't like somebody, it's
Speaker 2: very hard for us to disguise our face. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: it's like, oh yeah, well, Teddy, I hate to cut
Speaker 2: you off, but I got to go to New York City.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, crush it on. Watch what happened.
Speaker 3: I have hour and forty five minutes to finish packing,
Speaker 3: take a shower, and go to the grocery store and
Speaker 3: pick up some food because Sophia is going to be
Speaker 3: you know, obviously at home.
Speaker 2: She's night teen years old. Now, I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday. I thought you were going to say take
Speaker 2: a shit when you said shower, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I know, I'm sure you are.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll do that all the way up till the
Speaker 3: time I leave you.
Speaker 2: But thank you guys for tuning in for another episode
Speaker 2: of two Teason a pod. We have a special announcement
Speaker 2: because I will be at my all in by Teddy
Speaker 2: retreat and then I'm going to Nationals in Washington, d C. Marge,
Speaker 2: we'll be filling in and recapping Real Housewives of Salt
Speaker 2: Lake City with Tamra for me next week. No, me
Speaker 2: and tam do not break up. We're not in a
Speaker 2: major fight. Marge is doing me a solid because I
Speaker 2: want to actually focus on my other job and then
Speaker 2: my you know, the thing that I love doing with
Speaker 2: my daughter. So we all deserve a break from time
Speaker 2: to time. And oh see, I will oh see, this
Speaker 2: week we will be recapping me and Erica, but then
Speaker 2: the following week we are taking off and we'll do
Speaker 2: two episodes the week after that, so don't you worry.
Speaker 2: And we got you, We got your back for Real
Speaker 2: Housewives in New.
Speaker 3: York, so I know, I can't wait to recap New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we'll be together for that one, so you
Speaker 2: know it's going to be. Next week's a little bit
Speaker 2: of a mishmash, but we still got you covered.
Speaker 3: And Potomac is coming too, So it's busy, busy, busy,
Speaker 3: And guys, don't forget to buy your tickets before they
Speaker 3: sell out to Twalk Kong.
Speaker 2: We want to see you there.
Speaker 3: Bye bye,