WEBVTT - Freaks & Sweets (with Rob Haze) 0:00:01.480 --> 0:00:05.720 It was all about appropriating dress clothes to go to 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:06.240 the club. 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:08.920 Yeah. It was like bits casual all the time. 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:13.200 Yeah, and everybody was doing it poorly because our heroes 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:16.680 were doing it poorly, Like nobody. He put on that 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:21.760 big fucking button up and was like, I got class now. Yeah, 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:24.720 this is better than sports. 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:29.240 Brought people for not wearing big giant button up. Yeah, 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:32.760 striped dress shirts with jeans. 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:35.080 It's like about y'all niggas need to grow up. 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.560 And it's like, bro, I don't. I don't think we're 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:39.400 the problem here. 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:43.159 We're in ap us history with coupling. So what were 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:43.560 we doing? 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:47.760 What were we doing? What were we doing? 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.920 That's crazy, It's really crazy. 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:53.000 It was so bright though. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:11.520 Chips in your Kuala bears are racist. The money and 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:14.880 turn stuff. I can't tell. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:18.040 Me who that? 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:18.920 Whoda who that? 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:19.440 Who dad? 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:20.759 Who? And whodat who? 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:22.319 There it is there. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:27.160 It is ladies and gentlemen. Uh that little mamas and 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:31.319 and gentiles alike. There It is. Welcome to another phenomenal 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:33.200 episode of My Mama Told. 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:36.320 Me Podcasts, where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:37.720 black conspiracy. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:42.440 And we finally work to prove that Van Jones is 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:47.720 supposed to be a different color. Look, I don't mean 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:51.240 this for for a lot of people, but the passion 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:54.480 that he stands up for white people leads me to 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.840 believe that there there has to be some sort of 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:01.640 weird chemical thing happening here that made that man the 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:03.520 color that he is, because that ain't no nigga. 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:07.840 You okay seen the throwback video. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:15.480 I have seen the event. The dreads dreads, Yeah, dreads. 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:20.480 Dreads like on some like like College Hill type of stuff, 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:25.880 like like okay, yeah yeah, not like not like waker dreads, 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:30.000 but like I've read a lot of books, and I 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:32.320 can read more books if I don't spend time at 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:33.600 the barbershop dreads. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:38.440 Yeah. He was a real uh love interest on the 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.640 show girlfriends Ass nigga. 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:43.519 Type of guy who would have been in the film 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:44.400 Love Jones. 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:49.280 Yeah, yeah, I can see that, and yeah Lynn's girlfriend, 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:54.800 Link's boyfriend on On Your Friends. And I will say 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:58.520 that he started as a community organizer with the at 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:03.800 least the the resumed intention of helping underprivileged communities and 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:07.160 ship like that was sort of how he built himself. 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:09.680 But if you listen to him talk the way this 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:13.240 motherfucker move there's just a deep, deep sort of connection 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:15.760 to the white race that I think is probably not 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:17.760 being addressed in his physical appearance. 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:20.639 You know he wear a cowboy at. 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:24.320 No, I don't think so, but probably seen him in 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:24.919 a cowboy. 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:30.360 He's got one. But it's got that's not an every 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:31.440 week situation. 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:34.560 Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's character. 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:38.560 Matters, man Olivia said, sometimes he does. So maybe we're it. 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:40.080 I knew it. I seen it. I seen him in 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:41.520 I seen him in a cowboy at. 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:43.360 I'm gonna look it up Van Jones and a cowboy. 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:47.080 Let's see what happens. Boy follows him on the grand 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:52.960 don't do you really know? Of course not friends. 0:03:57.480 --> 0:04:01.600 That would That would eat me alive, knowing that every 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.520 day you scroll past Van Jones and think about liking 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:05.240 it a little bit. 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:08.280 But the thing about my Instagram, I don't even look 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.040 at people I follow. I'm on the explore page. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:11.960 Yeah I got you. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:14.960 Oh he's got it. He's got it one. He's got 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:16.800 it on in his Instagram profile. 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:20.680 Big he wore it once and and took the sexy 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.480 photos with it, and then people ran with it. There 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.440 is no other evidence of him wearing this cowboy hat. 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:29.159 Ever, a lot of weird people follow Van Jones. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:33.000 Coach Prime, Yeah, come on, bro coach. 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.719 No. I mean it's weird that he follows Van Jones, 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:37.279 is it? 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:41.640 He last year said that, Uh, he prefers his linemen. 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:45.000 Not just how des work. You're a basketball guy, you 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:49.120 don't know, that's just how he works. He's talking. 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:51.880 He is at my quarterback. 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:53.120 I want him reading. 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.360 Books and eating vegetables and my linemen. 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:59.880 I hope they were raised getting fucking stopped into gre 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:06.560 by their own families. 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:11.279 You're like, why would he follow Van Jones? 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:16.360 What is Van Jones and Coach Brin got to do 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:19.839 with each other? I think I can find a connection anyway. 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:23.960 So you are here today, Rob, and we haven't even 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:27.680 introduced you. Well, I realized now that we haven't even 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.359 said who the fuck is here, which happens all the 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:33.920 time on this podcast, So don't feel special. We fuck 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:37.719 up constantly. But our guest today is a dear friend. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:41.839 He's so fucking funny. He's written on every goddamn thing, 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:47.240 Sherman Showcase, all kinds of amazing things. The Inconsistent Podcast 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:51.080 is his ship, and it's a joy to be on. 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.760 A joy to watch. We're such big fans of him, 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:56.200 his comedy everything. Give it up for our guest, mister 0:05:56.360 --> 0:06:10.560 Rob Hayes. But yeah, what was that? Is that for 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:11.320 every guest? 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:11.800 Was that? 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:12.320 Like? 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:20.400 What about me? That that was personal? Means you don't 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.560 be getting the finest in Indian pop clips. 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:27.880 Yeah, okay, we got that heat. That's mostly what our 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:28.480 pat is. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:29.680 I'm black. 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:37.000 I don't know that that's You're not even up on it. 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.640 Trust me. The new Drake album is gonna sound exactly 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:40.000 like that. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:41.840 Yeah, okay, all right. 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:46.640 You came to us with the conspiracy theory that bory. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:50.680 I think both we agreed. We had both heard at 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:54.840 one point, but I don't think either of us had 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:59.320 enough actual evidence experience inside of the world to really 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:03.800 have an opinion on Am I correct in saying exactly that? Yeah? 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.719 We were both like, ah, I've heard of that, but 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:07.960 I don't know if I agree or disagree. So I'm 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.240 excited to bribe to hear your stance and all of this. 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:12.720 But you said, and I want to get this all correct. 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:17.680 You said, my mama told me freaking a black and 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:25.760 mom makes it healthier. Yeah, tell us everything. 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.480 It's actually not my mom I've been on the show before, 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:33.000 so I figured I could venture out into other people 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:37.320 from my part. But my homeboy, Vincent, who I grew 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:42.880 up with, I turned eighteen. I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty for 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:46.360 some sort of adulthood. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:51.680 off the table, that's not going to happen. I don't 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:56.160 know anyone who smokes weed at the time. The only 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.080 thing I can do is smoke a black and Mind 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:02.160 to get that feeling of yes I am, I am 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:02.880 an adult. 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:05.320 Now I'm a very very good bad boy. Yeah, I 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:05.840 got you. 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:11.360 Yeah, So I get the Black and Mile. This is 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:13.640 the first one I bought. I had been smoking Black 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:17.559 Miles senior year that's when it starts, but I hadn't 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:21.000 been able to purchase them legally from the store. So 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.600 this is the first one I bought. I buy it. 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:29.680 You about a pack about to pack? Split it with 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:31.840 the bros. Use some of that graduation money. 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:35.720 Okay, okay, this nigga rob share. 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:39.320 Yeah, I got it right. 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:42.880 We all we. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:47.920 All had graduation money, and I don't know it must 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.199 it might just be young black boys to take all 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:54.000 the graduation cash, take a picture of it like they 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:58.800 got it for something other than like academic achievement and 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.600 like that. That was the background on my raising pop. 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:04.320 It's like my graduation money on the bed like it 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:12.880 was drug wady, like I was gonna buy boots they got. 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:15.800 Those images were too grainy for them to be brought 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:16.520 back up now. 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:19.520 Yeah, it can't even exist on today's internet. 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:22.880 Man, there's no backup for the razor. 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:28.480 One bit pixels. No, we're not gonna see that anymore. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.640 All the pictures of me with a mohawk are gone. 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:33.720 Oh no, it didn't happen. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.080 There's no internet existence of all my pinwheel hats. 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:38.720 Yeah. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:43.199 Yeah, yeah, I had a lot of pin wheels I had. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.800 I had an entire year when I was teaching high 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:49.480 school where I was a bow tie guy and I 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.760 was like legit wearing bow ties every day, learned to 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.960 tie them for real, and then was wearing them ships 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:59.240 out sometimes like after work. I'd be like just kicking 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:02.400 it at the like the letout and a fucking bow 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:03.400 tie and ship. 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:08.199 Oh man, we were. We were like eighteen in the 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:14.319 most square dressing era of like like the coolest best 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:18.320 for doras bake glasses. Ties. 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:21.120 Come on, you know what I'm saying I really thought 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:23.520 I was on my grown ship. I was like, nah, man, 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:26.720 you come on really dressed up today, And it was. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.760 With the white collar and cuffs on the dress shirt. 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:34.160 Yeah fresh, yeah yeah. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.160 And the teachers would hype us up. They were so 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:40.920 happy that we weren't like like wearing like baggy judges 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.800 and stuff that, like your teacher would hype you up, 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:49.000 but also like you look like a video all you did. 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:51.520 All I did was go on my dad's closet and 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.280 the stuff he didn't want anymore took over. 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:55.800 Yeah. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.360 I was eating my father's clothing alive. And my dad 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:04.560 can't dress for ship, right right, right, He's not a 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:07.320 good dresser. But I was fucking yeah, that's what's this. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.199 I can, I can. I can put a T shirt 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.600 under this and it'll work. This will be exactly what 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:13.080 I need. 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:16.920 But okay, So I get the black and mound and 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.720 Vince is like, you got a freaking and I'm like why, 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:25.040 He's like, you know carcinogens. Now, Now, Vince is not 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:28.400 in the in some of the advanced classes that I'm in, 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.840 you know what I'm saying, Like I normally don't get 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:36.120 my science news from Vince but he he had so 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:40.920 much convention, and then everyone else in the car was like, yeah, 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:43.400 like what are you doing, Like you can't just straight 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:47.800 from the store. You gotta die, you know, like like yeah, 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:51.440 And so then he takes all the tobacco, like the 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.480 plastic that it comes in. He takes all the tobacco 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.560 out of it, puts it in a plastic kind of 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:03.400 like does this thing with the plastic in the black 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.080 and mile and then it's like all right, now it's ready. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:07.120 Yeah I freaked it. 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:12.040 Oh okay, So so just so we're clear, no removal 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:15.679 happens inside of your version of freaking it. This is 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:19.800 just you just took the tobacco, mixing up the tobacco. 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:25.040 You need to be you gotta run a little bit. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:35.040 What I thought he was like, do some actual doctor 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:35.960 in to the product. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:40.600 But he's like, no, you just gotta shake. You gotta 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.480 shake that in the very plastic it was wrapped in. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:52.280 I'm watching this like this, this is no way. But 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:55.280 like like also it was like I know, I couldn't 0:12:55.280 --> 0:13:00.320 say anything because I felt like everyone else was believing. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:03.840 The whole the whole group is like this is science, 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.400 and if you're rejecting science. You're a psychopath. 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:10.719 I didn't want to be unfree. No, I don't want 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:10.959 to be. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.480 It's crazy how much teen boys need health class more 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:16.640 than anything else. 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:18.200 Yeah, I would like. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:20.800 All the ship I did wrong back then was just 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:25.200 people tell me bad health ship. You know what I mean? Like, no, 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:28.160 if you drink gold schlager and orange juice, the gold 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:30.440 flicks cut up your throat and get you drunker. And 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:33.160 I was like, yeah, that makes sense. I say this 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:36.280 all the time. I don't think. 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:43.680 No, it's like bad. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.760 Talk about it. It's bad. 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.120 It isn't super bad. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:53.280 Because she gets the gold stuff. Yeah, I mean I 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:56.600 drink gold at my problem. You know, I believed it. 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:02.600 M my goddamn old cinnamon schnapps I wanted to drink. 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:03.839 Is that what it is? 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:05.680 I've never had a gold slop. 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.120 I never that's what it is. 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:11.000 Because of the character who wanted it on super Bad, 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:12.240 I was that ain't for me. 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:16.160 Oh see, I had already I was already in before 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:18.199 super Bad even came out. I got you. 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:20.800 You had already reached the bottom of the pool. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:25.120 So it felt and it felt it felt classic because 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:28.360 there is gold, or there's some kind of I think 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:29.920 it is it really gold. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:33.720 I don't know if it's like what like quality of gold. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:38.720 I think it's probably some sort of edible gold thing 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:41.600 that doesn't cost anything for anybody, you know what I mean. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:43.480 Like a lot of things are gold that don't have 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:45.760 to be expensive. I imagine, right, right. 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:48.240 Right, it's like just candy wrappers. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:56.680 It's just loose candy Rapperschlager cinnamon schnapps is a hot 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:00.000 cinnamon schnop. So it's a fire fireball a moment. 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:05.120 It's spicier than spiderball. Whoa you never, oh man, you 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:05.720 guys never. 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:07.520 I've never tasted it. 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:10.320 Three of us in the same place. You got to 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:18.560 get some gold. Well just off for you. You have 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:19.120 to make. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:23.960 A weird order, my man, because well we're in getting 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:25.840 three rounds of gold schlager. 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:27.520 I don't know if you can tell, but it's money 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:28.160 in here tonight. 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:33.520 Uh. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:37.080 The reason for this is the goal is the flakes 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:40.560 of gold in it to drink itself is potent blend schnaps. 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:45.160 The incredibly fine, incredibly fine sheets of gold around sixty 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:49.400 two cents worth. Okay, yeah, the bottle, no, yeah, I guess, 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:55.680 so I'll pay that tax. Oh the flakes each are 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:56.920 worth sixty two cents. 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:03.120 Okay, yeah, that's not okay, okay. 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:05.480 Oh no, she's sang the whole Okay, no, no, it's 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:11.000 pretty bad. It's pretty bad. So so Rob, he tells 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.840 you to freak it. He then does the silliest thing 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:19.040 you could do in freaking a black and Mile. You 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:22.000 then go on to freak more black and miles. Do 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:25.120 you practice what he is preaching? Or do you just 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:29.280 privately smoke raw the way that you that God intended. 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:33.360 I kind of smoke raw, but after that pack, I 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:36.320 really wasn't like in the Black and Miles like it 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:40.360 was it was the only cool because I at one 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:44.040 time like it wasn't like I was really just addicted. 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:48.560 No, that's a terrible it's a difficult habit. Like no, 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:51.040 but I think everybody has a little phase. But like, 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:55.080 to smoke black and Miles over a prolonged period of 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:56.960 time is like and. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:17:01.440 And as somebody has never smoked either that or a cigarette, 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:05.600 why why is a black and mild so much crazier? 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:10.000 It's thick, boy, it's yeah, so it's a lot of smoke, 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:13.320 especially for you to not be smoking like that. 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:18.520 Yeah, it's like it's a heavy, big, thick it's like 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:20.960 it's very flavorful, like if you get like the red 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:25.440 wine or whatever. But it's like it's just it's intense smoking. 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:30.879 Smell. So it's like not it's not like, oh I 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:35.040 smell like weed, or I smell like cigarettes, or I 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:37.600 smell like I can't really place it. It's like, now 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:39.000 you smell like black men. 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.680 Yeah exactly. It's just especially for a teen, and you're 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:48.439 not even used to tobacco like that. That's why people 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:50.480 you don't you notice you don't see a ton of 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:52.879 people who smoke black and miles like regularly. 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:56.600 No, And I've always wondered that because as a as 0:17:56.600 --> 0:18:00.399 a person again who doesn't smoke at all. That's I 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:05.600 smoke weed, but like I any tobacco products, it smells good. 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:10.120 It smells fucking phenomenal to me. When I walk past 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:12.840 motherfuckers are smoking blacks, I'm like, oh, yeah, why don't 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:16.200 people smoke blacks? And that that's clarifying. 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:19.040 It's like it's like smoking a real cigar kind of 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:19.320 you know. 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:24.160 Yeah, but it's got a little like like mouthpiece. 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:26.960 Which is really what draws you in initially anywhere. 0:18:27.160 --> 0:18:32.120 Yeah, that's Why the mouthpieces gonna protect you from stuff? Yeah, 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:39.760 cigarettes don't got mouth pieces. Yeah, this is craftsmanship. 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:44.600 Now it's hard. Again, it never made sense to me 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:47.400 that y'all motherfuckers don't exclusively smoke though. 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:50.840 Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not a black and 0:18:50.880 --> 0:18:51.440 wild smoke. 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:56.080 I don't say y'all, but anytime, if you're smoking a cigarette, 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:58.120 it seems like it should be a black and mile. 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:01.000 But again, I now understand that it's because you're killing 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:02.240 yourself every time you take. 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:06.320 I've never seen someone smoke a black and mile, like. 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:09.040 I've only seen it in certain places, you know what 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:12.720 I'm saying, Like it's a it's a real alley in 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:16.480 the in the club, you know what I'm saying. Like 0:19:16.480 --> 0:19:19.680 like like the smoking area at the airport. I've never 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:21.200 seen a black and mile there. 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:22.440 Oh yeah, you. 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:24.680 Can't smoke a black and mile on your lunch break, 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:32.359 your office job. I've seen a cigarette, but I've never 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:34.240 seen like just a tip of. 0:19:36.520 --> 0:19:38.800 I do love the idea of somebody smoking a black 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:41.679 and being like, so you gots traveling this year for 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:45.879 the holidays or are you keeping it local? 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:52.560 I don't think I've never seen anybody smoking entire Black 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:57.240 and Mile like just like one person another thing to 0:19:57.320 --> 0:19:59.320 the head, a whole one, I don't think. 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:04.560 I yeah, so that's the thing. It's like you smoke 0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:07.800 in a quarter, you know, of a black and then 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:11.960 it's like, now, I'm not gonna throw this away. I 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:14.280 haven't done the whole, you know, like more than half. 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:17.119 Now I gotta hold on to this thing. It's never 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:17.600 the same. 0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:20.440 Yeah, you put it behind your ear, but then your 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:24.320 whole head smells like black and mild. Damn. 0:20:24.640 --> 0:20:27.520 All right, I'm well, I'm learning a lot. I'll say 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:31.280 that I feel very informed in Black and Mile culture, 0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:34.000 and in fact, Olivia is saying that the TSA has 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:37.600 forbidden Black and Mile to to one of these forbidden items. 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:43.800 You can't can't travel with black and Miles blood, but. 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:44.880 You can't take a black. 0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:46.720 This feels I'm. 0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:49.680 Gonna just go ahead and say it. This feels racist. 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:54.879 It feels objectively like they're being like no niggas allowed 0:20:55.480 --> 0:20:59.639 as best they can by eliminating this major. 0:20:59.280 --> 0:20:59.760 You know what I mean. 0:20:59.760 --> 0:21:02.560 They're white people don't fuck with black and Miles like that. 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:04.560 I don't think so, no, but. 0:21:04.520 --> 0:21:06.840 They probably sell them in white areas. 0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:10.520 Just in case, because it's not like it's got the 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:12.880 double papers, so you can't even like roll it up. 0:21:13.480 --> 0:21:17.040 But like, see, that's the problem. They've been in books 0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:19.919 and you know that we got these issues with police 0:21:19.960 --> 0:21:22.320 and all this, that we got these major racial issues 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:25.240 that we can never get down to the small issues 0:21:25.520 --> 0:21:28.199 like TSA being in a black and mile. You know 0:21:28.200 --> 0:21:30.560 what I'm saying, Like, we're never gonna get to that 0:21:30.680 --> 0:21:33.840 level where we could be like, yo, TSA, what's up 0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:37.320 with that? What does the black mile do that's gonna 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:41.159 prevent you know, the airport from being safe. 0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:43.800 And that's the thing. And I love that you're saying this. 0:21:44.160 --> 0:21:46.439 I think it's more they don't want people who regularly, 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:48.719 they don't want people who are willing to travel with 0:21:48.760 --> 0:21:51.560 black and miles on planes. That's what it is. 0:21:51.760 --> 0:21:55.240 But either way, because Greyhound in the line they give 0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:58.560 you a black and mile, they're like, all right, everybody 0:21:58.600 --> 0:22:00.880 get a number order, you gotta get a number one. 0:22:01.640 --> 0:22:04.879 But they're real strict about that. They will yell at you. 0:22:04.280 --> 0:22:08.160 And you know they were like, all right, here's and that's. 0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:10.440 How they print out their tickets on a black and mile. 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:16.680 It's just written in a circle. Around the around the wrapper. 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:20.640 I do think Rob, that you're saying something really beautiful here, 0:22:20.800 --> 0:22:24.120 is that the political climate we live in today will 0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:27.719 continue to distract us with issues regarding Roe v. Wade, 0:22:28.160 --> 0:22:34.359 regarding our fucking our rights as free citizens. Right in 0:22:34.520 --> 0:22:38.440 order to distract us from the fundamental issues that would 0:22:38.480 --> 0:22:44.720 actually make our lively, our existence safer, better, more inclusive. 0:22:45.040 --> 0:22:47.240 Is we need to take down the black and mild 0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:50.240 issues at the airport and not get stuck in all 0:22:50.280 --> 0:22:53.120 the other political jargon that's meant to distract us. 0:22:53.880 --> 0:22:57.720 I went to a rose garden. There's roses. Every time 0:22:57.720 --> 0:23:00.359 a new breed of roses come out, they name them something. 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:03.199 In the In the fifties, they ran out of just 0:23:03.400 --> 0:23:06.840 random names and things. They started naming them after actresses. 0:23:07.640 --> 0:23:11.040