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Speaker 1: The question that we've all been asking ourselves the last

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Speaker 1: five years. When Brooke had her two children, why wasn't

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Speaker 1: her husband Michael present for the birds? It's Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, sure he was there

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Speaker 1: in spirit. We should give him credit for that, but

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Speaker 1: he was home in chains walk to the water. He

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Speaker 1: solved that mystery my legs. Oh okay, now you made

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Speaker 1: it weird. We're okay. The reason I bring this up, though,

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Speaker 1: is because a woman recently posted a video on TikTok

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Speaker 1: while she was in the hospital about to go into

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Speaker 1: labor when this happened.

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Speaker 2: So I might go into labor tonight and my boyfriend's

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Speaker 2: doing this, babe, why did you bring your Xbox? Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I swear, it's so bad. That was one of the

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Speaker 1: few things in my head. I was like, what did

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Speaker 1: he bring up video games to say? It is?

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Speaker 3: It is so bad that it doesn't really bother me.

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Speaker 1: I love that, okay.

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Speaker 3: And the only reason is is she's not in labor yet.

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Speaker 3: This stuff takes forever, Alex, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't care it smash it.

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Speaker 3: I mean I was at the hospital for like three

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Speaker 3: days for a baby.

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Speaker 1: Finally, one point two million people liked that video, and

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Speaker 1: obviously a lot of women. Few guys were upset with

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Speaker 1: the soon to be father for not paying more attention

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Speaker 1: to the woman that's about to deliver his child, but

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Speaker 1: fellow gamers commented saying, gamers never stop gaming. Bro, I

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Speaker 1: respect it's instinct. You know, we have three hours.

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Speaker 3: Maybe then that makes it worse for me. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Because the story got so big, a popular website asked

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Speaker 1: the question, how did your dad to be hilariously blow

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Speaker 1: it in the delivery room? Oh my god, and so

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Speaker 1: a lot of people responded. These were some of the

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Speaker 1: best answers. Number seven said, while I was in labor,

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Speaker 1: my husband left and went to McDonald's. He came back

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Speaker 1: and ate his McDonald's in front of me. He got

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Speaker 1: so full he fell asleep as the baby was coming out,

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Speaker 1: and I had to yell at him to wake up.

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Speaker 3: This sounds close, like I So, when you go into

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Speaker 3: the hospital, like once you're in labor, you go into

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Speaker 3: the triage unit first before they put you into your room.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, so I go in there and like waiting

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Speaker 3: for a room, and my husband's like, Okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: go run and grab our stuff because we didn't bring

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Speaker 3: our bags with us. An hour goes by and he's

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Speaker 3: not back yet, and I'm like, what the hell, I'm scared.

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Speaker 3: I'm in pain.

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Speaker 1: He's at our friend's house. They're drinking beer.

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Speaker 2: You get back here.

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Speaker 1: He's celebrating the birth of your child without you.

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Speaker 2: Oh what of them? Go to the pay don't talk

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Speaker 2: get me.

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Speaker 1: I'm mad before you. Number six says, my feet were

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Speaker 1: up in stirrups. I was having a hard time and

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Speaker 1: the labor was very painful. Yeah, but my husband wanted

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Speaker 1: to help, so he started singing Push It by Salt

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Speaker 1: and Peppa Hell. She says it was funny at first,

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Speaker 1: but by the third chorus I really didn't appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you keep doing if you gotta laugh at the beginning.

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Speaker 2: You're lucky.

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Speaker 1: He's a quick one and then you get out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Number five says when it was time for me to push,

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Speaker 1: my husband asked the nurse to hold on a sec

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Speaker 1: while he changed the channel on the TV to choose

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Speaker 1: a more appropriate first show for our son to see

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Speaker 1: when he came out. He picked Star Trek. Oh Wow, okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Live long and prosper little guy. He's like a game

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Speaker 1: of Thrones, but episode one, season one, no spoilers for

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Speaker 1: my baby. I don't want to have to go and

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Speaker 1: go back and tell him what happened in the first

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Speaker 1: three episodes. Don't explain anything if you're just tuning in,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about the most hilarious ways soon to be

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Speaker 1: Dad's blew it in the hospital delivery room, according to

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Speaker 1: the Moms. Number four says, shortly after our baby was born,

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Speaker 1: I was laying in the recovery room and my fiance

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Speaker 1: asked if I wouldn't mind moving over to the chair

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Speaker 1: so he could use the bed to get some sleep.

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Speaker 1: We'd kept him up all night. Okay, that's when you die.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you that's a bad side. I guessing

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Speaker 3: that he didn't do many diaper changes later.

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Speaker 1: It might as well be, like, you know what, I

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Speaker 1: kind of have a headache. Can I see a doctor?

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Speaker 3: Was painful for me? It really was.

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Speaker 1: That was hard for me. Number three says, right as

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Speaker 1: I was doing the final push, my husband leaned in

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Speaker 1: and asked, so, are you ready to have another one?

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Speaker 1: The nurse glared at him and said, sir, this is

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Speaker 1: not the appropriate time.

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Speaker 3: I throw the baby at him.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what I do.

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Speaker 1: Your husband seems like the type that would joke. During

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Speaker 1: the pushing part, there was no joking.

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Speaker 3: Very stressful for him. Oh yeah, it's an intense, intense experience.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how people are even telling jokes.

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Speaker 1: The number two says, after our baby was born, my

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Speaker 1: husband took pictures of her and the incubator, which sweet concept,

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Speaker 1: but all the pictures were facing the delivery bed where

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Speaker 1: I was in the background naked delivering the placenta. And

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Speaker 1: put that one up on the refrigerator at home. And

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Speaker 1: the number one, most hilarious way, assumed to be Dad

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Speaker 1: blew it in the hospital delivery room, says my husband

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Speaker 1: had spent all day on our slip and slide with

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Speaker 1: our toddler.

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Speaker 3: Already, don't put that word into the.

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Speaker 1: And I went into labor the next day at the hospital.

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Speaker 1: While I was in labor, he was watching me and

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Speaker 1: looked like he was in some serious pain. I noticed

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Speaker 1: him wincing every time I took a breath, so I

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Speaker 1: thought he was having sympathy pains, and I asked him, Hey,

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Speaker 1: are you okay, and he says his abs are killing

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Speaker 1: him from the slip and slide yesterday.

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Speaker 3: I mean she asked, I gotta tell you that she

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Speaker 3: shouldn't have.

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Speaker 1: That's on you, girl, Yeah, yes, yeah, this is awesome.

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Speaker 1: We got some texts coming in from listeners telling their

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Speaker 1: stories at seven eight five nine two.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: On one text said, when I went into labor, I

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Speaker 1: called my boyfriend and I told him to come meet me.

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Speaker 1: He went to three different hospitals until he finally found

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Speaker 1: the right one. This is something you talk about before,

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Speaker 1: so stressful. Keep your text coming into seven eight five

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Speaker 1: nine too. Tell us how your soon to be dad

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Speaker 1: blew it in the hospital delivery room. Only if it's

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Speaker 1: a funny story. Yeah, yeah, keep her sad stories for

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Speaker 1: the other.

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Speaker 3: Shows like The Dad Never Came Back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got your phone tap coming up next