Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels Second date Update. The email we got in
Speaker 1: for today's second date update just said this. In the
Speaker 1: subject line, it said craziest night ever with like four urs,
Speaker 1: so I know it had to have been crazy. And
Speaker 1: then I read the email and there was property damage involved,
Speaker 1: so I agree. It sounds like a pretty crazy night.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the craziest night ever, but
Speaker 1: let's find out. Natalie is on the phone, Natalie, what's up.
Speaker 1: How are you hey? I'm fine. How are y'all? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you've recovered from your craziest night ever. I
Speaker 1: take it not totally, like I haven't fully recovered because
Speaker 1: the guy hasn't called me back. Oh what's his name? Paul? Paul?
Speaker 1: All right, and how did Paul give you the craziest
Speaker 1: night ever? So my birthday? You know, do it in style.
Speaker 1: We're just going around town having drinks and then go
Speaker 1: to our last place and Paul is le bar tender
Speaker 1: there he is giving us free shots. Like basically he's
Speaker 1: partying with us like the rest of the night, and
Speaker 1: it's super fun and he's like so cute and like
Speaker 1: he's like the dreamiest bartender. Oh my gosh. Okay, already
Speaker 1: you need to stop. Okay, Paul is the dreamiest bartender too,
Speaker 1: probably hordes of women. You realize that, right, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that night he was all nine How many free shots
Speaker 1: did you get? I do not. I don't remember, all right,
Speaker 1: so you clearly have a good memory of Paul the bartender. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had like these sleeves like this, the arms sleeve tattoos.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. He has so many red flags
Speaker 1: for me right now, Like, if you and I were
Speaker 1: best friends, I'd be like, leave it, just let's move on,
Speaker 1: Like it was a good night. Leave it as a
Speaker 1: good night. Well I'm glad we're not best friends and
Speaker 1: brooke because we had a great time. Okay, okay, well
Speaker 1: tell us about the rest of the night. Then, how
Speaker 1: did you I mean, I'm assuming you finally talked to
Speaker 1: him and got his phone umber and all that. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like we just like stayed and hung out. The
Speaker 1: bar closed, and like I asked him if he wanted
Speaker 1: to go home with me, and he was like yeah,
Speaker 1: So we kicked it to my place. Problem was I
Speaker 1: could not find my keys. Didn't realize till later that
Speaker 1: I left them with my friend Tanner. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: no keys to get into my apartment, and I was,
Speaker 1: you know, tipsy and ready, you know, the like move
Speaker 1: on with the night. So I told Paul to kick
Speaker 1: in my door, and whoa, he did, and he did
Speaker 1: and he saved it. He kicked in the door. He's
Speaker 1: a strong man. He really wanted to make that night
Speaker 1: happen too. Is desperate times come for desperate measures happening.
Speaker 1: What happened after he kicked in the door. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: then like we're like just make it out like on
Speaker 1: the couch. It was nothing I'm ashamed of. We were
Speaker 1: just like, you know, having fun, like get to know
Speaker 1: each other and kissen and then I was tired, so
Speaker 1: I just passed out. Um no, Like how in the
Speaker 1: middle of making out where you would you passed out?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just remember making out and then
Speaker 1: I remember waking up and did you wake up and
Speaker 1: like look and see your door was kicked in and
Speaker 1: wonder what happened or did you remember some of that?
Speaker 1: Um no, because I woke up to the police waking
Speaker 1: me up, like yeah, no kidding, Like I am surrounded
Speaker 1: by polife and I'm the only one there. I have
Speaker 1: no idea Ropaul is it's super scary, and then they
Speaker 1: put me in handcuffs. Why aren't we all shocked with this?
Speaker 1: A door got kicked in in an apartment building. They
Speaker 1: walk in and there's a girl passed out on the couch,
Speaker 1: Like wharsted in your mind, Natalie are probably like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this party just got better. Oh no, I needed some
Speaker 1: beauty rest. I was really shocked. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: would have been scared out of my mind. What happened
Speaker 1: when they put you in handcuffs? Well, I did not
Speaker 1: understand why, because you know, why would I beat handcuffs
Speaker 1: in my own place. Turns out that it was not
Speaker 1: my place. It was my neighbor's place. We have these
Speaker 1: identical buildings, and I totally screwed up. You were hammered.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I knew how to get home. I just
Speaker 1: like miscalculated by a few doors. So you kicked in
Speaker 1: the door to your neighbor's place and made out on
Speaker 1: their couch and fell asleep. Yeah, you were so drunk
Speaker 1: that you made out someone else's apartment and didn't realize
Speaker 1: it was your own place. Yeah, best night ever? Isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy? Yeah? All right? You know what, I was
Speaker 1: a little skeptical when I saw your email saying it
Speaker 1: was the best night, craziest night ever. But now I
Speaker 1: kind of agree with you. That is definitely a crazy night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was totally crazy. But here's my problem. Paul wasn't
Speaker 1: there when I woke up, and I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to get in touch with him at all, Like I've texted,
Speaker 1: I've called. I have no idea like where he is,
Speaker 1: if he's okay, like can I don't know? I need
Speaker 1: help again. Shouldn't you just leave this to craziest night
Speaker 1: ever and not pursue Paul anymore? No, because Paul, like
Speaker 1: I feel like we had so much fun like that
Speaker 1: just not normal fun, like he's super dreamy. Yeah, any
Speaker 1: guy that will do a little breaking and entering on
Speaker 1: your behalf is definitely someone who you want to keep
Speaker 1: around for sure. I'm not even sure if Paul knows
Speaker 1: what happened, Like it was so crazy waking up to
Speaker 1: police and he doesn't even know that, Like he would
Speaker 1: die over that story, I will say, to that story. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: me too. Yeah, all right, well we'll play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, and then call him and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, all right? Yeah brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning date. You know, some ladies like a little
Speaker 1: TLC when it comes to relationships, but Natalie's on the phone,
Speaker 1: and Natalie's the type of woman that prefers a little
Speaker 1: B and E. That's breaking an entering. Natalie can't get
Speaker 1: enough because that's how she spent her first date with
Speaker 1: the guy she wants to call today. His name is Paul,
Speaker 1: and she met Paul while she was out partying for
Speaker 1: her birthday. He's a bartender, and they went back to
Speaker 1: her place after the club's closed down. The only problem
Speaker 1: is it wasn't her place, and she was so drunk
Speaker 1: she didn't know that it was right next door. I
Speaker 1: guess looks similar, but she had him kicking the door
Speaker 1: and then they made out on the couch and she
Speaker 1: passed out. When she woke up, she was in handcuffs
Speaker 1: for breaking into her neighbor's house, and now she can't
Speaker 1: get him on the phone to find out why he
Speaker 1: won't call her back. All right, Natalie, you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want to know you're both so cheerful after a
Speaker 1: recap like that. All right? Cool? Arrested for breaking down
Speaker 1: your neighbors because you thought it was your house no
Speaker 1: big deal. I'm super excited about it. Fast night. Ever,
Speaker 1: exactly do you think that, I mean, outside of the
Speaker 1: whole cop situation and the door breaking down, do you
Speaker 1: think that you did something embarrassing while you were drunk?
Speaker 1: I really don't think so. I mean, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty fun drunk. Yeah, and I still clean that I
Speaker 1: was tipsy. You know, it was like it was just
Speaker 1: it was fun. I was still clind that you were tipsy,
Speaker 1: although you went to the wrong house and him break
Speaker 1: down the door because you couldn't get in, and then
Speaker 1: they don't even remember when he left or going to
Speaker 1: bed or anything. Okay, fine, I was extra tipsy. I
Speaker 1: was eating, you were hammering, but whatever. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: die with this phone of her right now and see
Speaker 1: if we can get him on the phone. Here we go, Yay, Hello,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Paul please? Yeah? That's me. Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up, Paul? How are you? This is Jewil from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm assuming you probably
Speaker 1: don't know what Brook and Jewel in the Morning is
Speaker 1: because you're a bartender and you work late at night
Speaker 1: and we work early mornings. Yeah, what are you? My
Speaker 1: name is Jewel and I host a radio show called
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's me and then
Speaker 1: Brooke is also here and Jose is here as well. Okay, yea,
Speaker 1: why are you calling me? Well, because we actually got
Speaker 1: an email about you from one of our listeners. Who
Speaker 1: would that be. Well, it's a girl that you met
Speaker 1: while you were working at the bar. I guess you're
Speaker 1: a bartender. Yeah, that narrows it down. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: meet a lot of women on the bar. I figured
Speaker 1: a dreamy bartender. Well I won't deny that. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I figured you'd meet a lot of women,
Speaker 1: but this one I think you would remember because you
Speaker 1: kicked down a door for her. Okay, that was That
Speaker 1: was Natalie, Yes, it was all right. It was Natalie,
Speaker 1: and she emailed us and told us about your crazy night.
Speaker 1: She also said that you haven't texted her or called
Speaker 1: her back since then, and she's wondering why. Oh boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had.
Speaker 1: Can wait? I have to know how long did you
Speaker 1: stay that night? Hold on? How much do you guys know? Well,
Speaker 1: we know that she was pretty hammered, and then you
Speaker 1: guys went back to her place, and she didn't have
Speaker 1: her keys, so she had you kicked the door in,
Speaker 1: and then you made out on the couch before she
Speaker 1: fell asleep. That's all she told us. Yep, yep, yep. Okay, uh, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was going great. Everything. The date was fine, and
Speaker 1: she was pretty drunk. But I mean we made out
Speaker 1: and that was it, and she passed out on the couch,
Speaker 1: so I put a blanket over her. I left the apartment,
Speaker 1: and then in the morning, which was like two three
Speaker 1: hours later, I checked back in on her with some
Speaker 1: coffee and a bagel because I knew she'd be pretty hungover.
Speaker 1: That's really nice of you. Well, thank you. I guess
Speaker 1: I am a dream boat. Yeah, I'm like shot, Like,
Speaker 1: maybe that may be the most shocking part of this
Speaker 1: whole thing to me. So would you find I'm outside
Speaker 1: the place with the coffee and there's a ton of
Speaker 1: cop and I'm asking this throll next to me, like
Speaker 1: what happened? And she says that apparently someone broke into
Speaker 1: one of the apartments the night before, and You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think I know who that was. So as soon
Speaker 1: as I heard what happened, I'm knowing, like Okay, they're
Speaker 1: all looking for me, so I probably shouldn't speak up
Speaker 1: or say anything about this. Yeah, so I just hung
Speaker 1: out and drank that coffee outside just to see what
Speaker 1: would happen next. Yeah. Well, actually I was chatting with
Speaker 1: the girl who told me the story, and she was
Speaker 1: actually pretty good looking, and we hit it off pretty nicely.
Speaker 1: And I haven't said anything about that night to anyone
Speaker 1: until right now. Wait, you were hitting on the girl, Well,
Speaker 1: she was kind of hitting on me a little more.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we chatted outside for a bit and we're
Speaker 1: still hanging out. We're seeing each other and she doesn't
Speaker 1: know the story. That's awesome. Yeah, does she have any idea?
Speaker 1: And so you've never told her that you were the
Speaker 1: one that kicked in that door. No, I was just
Speaker 1: a passer by on the street, just checking it out.
Speaker 1: And now you're dating someone that lives in the same
Speaker 1: building as Natalie. Yeah. Pretty crazy, right, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it got crazier. Yeah, man, Natalie, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: going to take this well. Well, I wasn't planning on
Speaker 1: calling her, Yeah, but unfortunately you kind of did, because
Speaker 1: Natalie's actually on the other line listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Come on, I can't believe this. She's
Speaker 1: really there. Oh my god, I thought you were kidding. Nope, sorry,
Speaker 1: I know you wish I was. Well, we're talking to
Speaker 1: some other girl? Who is it? Because I know just
Speaker 1: about everybody in my complex who is, and they like
Speaker 1: they are not cute. I'm not getting them in trouble too. Look,
Speaker 1: you don't need to freak out. We're not even dating.
Speaker 1: You're not my girlfriend. No, I just wonder. You can't
Speaker 1: even like call me back. What's the big deal send
Speaker 1: me a text? You're so drunk. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: you'd remember me. Okay, I was tipsy and we have
Speaker 1: so much hold. No, you fell asleep while we were
Speaker 1: making out. Yeah, because I felt really comfortable with you.
Speaker 1: But that's what it was. Oh my god, that was
Speaker 1: the best. Like you said the whole time, Natalie, you
Speaker 1: felt so comfortable that you fell asleep mid kiss. What's
Speaker 1: the big deal with my birthday? We spent my birthday together.
Speaker 1: That was rush. It was so crazy, like I literally
Speaker 1: was put in handcuffs. You would have died. Well, actually
Speaker 1: I did see you in those handcuffs when they were
Speaker 1: walking you out of the building, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was talking a pretty good conversation. Oh that's cold.
Speaker 1: What does she have that I don't have? But really
Speaker 1: put his head to head, What does she have that
Speaker 1: I don't? Oh? Exactly, you can't even think of it.
Speaker 1: He had fallen asleep while making out. Yet, God, you
Speaker 1: were just as tipsy we did shot together, I will say, Paul,
Speaker 1: I mean you must have liked her if you were
Speaker 1: going to bring her bagel and coffee for recovery time.
Speaker 1: We had fun, I'll admit that. Yeah, are you exclusive
Speaker 1: with this new girl or is it just still in
Speaker 1: the casual dating phase? We're figuring it out. Well, let's
Speaker 1: figure it out too. I mean, isn't all this kind
Speaker 1: of weird for you here? And then I talk with
Speaker 1: this other girl and everything? You really want to see
Speaker 1: me again? Yeah? I do? I mean, like whatever, life is. Life,
Speaker 1: things happen, But I think we had something and I
Speaker 1: just want to have more fun with you. Yeah we did.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's just hang out. You're down to
Speaker 1: hang out. I just don't think we should hang out
Speaker 1: around your apartment building, all right? Well, and then, Paul,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Natalie? We'll pay for it. Oh yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 1: I told you I knew it. Wrap clogs everywhere, right,
Speaker 1: I mean come down we again, though, like not around
Speaker 1: your apartment, Paul? Is this because you broke down the
Speaker 1: door because of the other girl? A little bit of
Speaker 1: both The text in at seven eight five nine two
Speaker 1: that says, well that's going to end badly broken jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning, talking about today's second date update if
Speaker 1: you missed it, Natalie wanted to call this dude, Paul
Speaker 1: his hot bar tender, and he met up one night
Speaker 1: while he was working, and then he went back to
Speaker 1: her place and she was hammered and didn't have a key,
Speaker 1: so he kicked in the door for she ended up
Speaker 1: fall asleep on the couch. The only problem is she
Speaker 1: was so drunk, she was at the wrong house, and
Speaker 1: he kicked in the door and she fell asleep on
Speaker 1: somebody's couch. And then the cops came and it was
Speaker 1: a big ordeal. But we got him on the phone
Speaker 1: and asked him why he wasn't calling back because he
Speaker 1: had left before the cops showed up and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: But he said he was coming back, and then he
Speaker 1: saw the cops there and he didn't go into the
Speaker 1: apartment area because he didn't want to get arrested for
Speaker 1: breaking an entering, and he ended up hanging out with
Speaker 1: somebody outside one of her neighbors and started talking to
Speaker 1: her and he liked her a lot. But at the
Speaker 1: end of it, she's like, we can still link up
Speaker 1: because I guarantee I'm better than my neighbor. And he
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool, but can't be at your apartment building.
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, that's fine whatever. I like how her
Speaker 1: reaction was like, who is it? Everyone that I live
Speaker 1: next to is ugly? My god, woman, Remember if you
Speaker 1: want to do a second day update, all you have
Speaker 1: to do is email the show and we will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back.