WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Best Night Ever

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jewels Second date Update. The email we got in

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<v Speaker 1>for today's second date update just said this. In the

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<v Speaker 1>subject line, it said craziest night ever with like four urs,

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<v Speaker 1>so I know it had to have been crazy. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I read the email and there was property damage involved,

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<v Speaker 1>so I agree. It sounds like a pretty crazy night.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's the craziest night ever, but

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<v Speaker 1>let's find out. Natalie is on the phone, Natalie, what's up.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you hey? I'm fine. How are y'all? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you've recovered from your craziest night ever. I

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<v Speaker 1>take it not totally, like I haven't fully recovered because

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<v Speaker 1>the guy hasn't called me back. Oh what's his name? Paul? Paul?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, and how did Paul give you the craziest

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<v Speaker 1>night ever? So my birthday? You know, do it in style.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just going around town having drinks and then go

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<v Speaker 1>to our last place and Paul is le bar tender

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<v Speaker 1>there he is giving us free shots. Like basically he's

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<v Speaker 1>partying with us like the rest of the night, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's super fun and he's like so cute and like

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<v Speaker 1>he's like the dreamiest bartender. Oh my gosh. Okay, already

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<v Speaker 1>you need to stop. Okay, Paul is the dreamiest bartender too,

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<v Speaker 1>probably hordes of women. You realize that, right, Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>that night he was all nine How many free shots

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<v Speaker 1>did you get? I do not. I don't remember, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so you clearly have a good memory of Paul the bartender. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he had like these sleeves like this, the arms sleeve tattoos.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh my god. He has so many red flags

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<v Speaker 1>for me right now, Like, if you and I were

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<v Speaker 1>best friends, I'd be like, leave it, just let's move on,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was a good night. Leave it as a

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<v Speaker 1>good night. Well I'm glad we're not best friends and

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<v Speaker 1>brooke because we had a great time. Okay, okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about the rest of the night. Then, how

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<v Speaker 1>did you I mean, I'm assuming you finally talked to

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<v Speaker 1>him and got his phone umber and all that. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like we just like stayed and hung out. The

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<v Speaker 1>bar closed, and like I asked him if he wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to go home with me, and he was like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So we kicked it to my place. Problem was I

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<v Speaker 1>could not find my keys. Didn't realize till later that

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<v Speaker 1>I left them with my friend Tanner. Um. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no keys to get into my apartment, and I was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, tipsy and ready, you know, the like move

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<v Speaker 1>on with the night. So I told Paul to kick

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<v Speaker 1>in my door, and whoa, he did, and he did

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<v Speaker 1>and he saved it. He kicked in the door. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a strong man. He really wanted to make that night

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<v Speaker 1>happen too. Is desperate times come for desperate measures happening.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened after he kicked in the door. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>then like we're like just make it out like on

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<v Speaker 1>the couch. It was nothing I'm ashamed of. We were

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<v Speaker 1>just like, you know, having fun, like get to know

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<v Speaker 1>each other and kissen and then I was tired, so

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<v Speaker 1>I just passed out. Um no, Like how in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of making out where you would you passed out?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just remember making out and then

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<v Speaker 1>I remember waking up and did you wake up and

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<v Speaker 1>like look and see your door was kicked in and

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<v Speaker 1>wonder what happened or did you remember some of that?

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<v Speaker 1>Um no, because I woke up to the police waking

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<v Speaker 1>me up, like yeah, no kidding, Like I am surrounded

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<v Speaker 1>by polife and I'm the only one there. I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea Ropaul is it's super scary, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>put me in handcuffs. Why aren't we all shocked with this?

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<v Speaker 1>A door got kicked in in an apartment building. They

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<v Speaker 1>walk in and there's a girl passed out on the couch,

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<v Speaker 1>Like wharsted in your mind, Natalie are probably like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this party just got better. Oh no, I needed some

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<v Speaker 1>beauty rest. I was really shocked. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been scared out of my mind. What happened

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<v Speaker 1>when they put you in handcuffs? Well, I did not

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<v Speaker 1>understand why, because you know, why would I beat handcuffs

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<v Speaker 1>in my own place. Turns out that it was not

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<v Speaker 1>my place. It was my neighbor's place. We have these

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<v Speaker 1>identical buildings, and I totally screwed up. You were hammered.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I knew how to get home. I just

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<v Speaker 1>like miscalculated by a few doors. So you kicked in

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<v Speaker 1>the door to your neighbor's place and made out on

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<v Speaker 1>their couch and fell asleep. Yeah, you were so drunk

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<v Speaker 1>that you made out someone else's apartment and didn't realize

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<v Speaker 1>it was your own place. Yeah, best night ever? Isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that crazy? Yeah? All right? You know what, I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little skeptical when I saw your email saying it

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<v Speaker 1>was the best night, craziest night ever. But now I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of agree with you. That is definitely a crazy night. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was totally crazy. But here's my problem. Paul wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>there when I woke up, and I haven't been able

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<v Speaker 1>to get in touch with him at all, Like I've texted,

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<v Speaker 1>I've called. I have no idea like where he is,

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<v Speaker 1>if he's okay, like can I don't know? I need

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<v Speaker 1>help again. Shouldn't you just leave this to craziest night

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<v Speaker 1>ever and not pursue Paul anymore? No, because Paul, like

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we had so much fun like that

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<v Speaker 1>just not normal fun, like he's super dreamy. Yeah, any

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<v Speaker 1>guy that will do a little breaking and entering on

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<v Speaker 1>your behalf is definitely someone who you want to keep

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<v Speaker 1>around for sure. I'm not even sure if Paul knows

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<v Speaker 1>what happened, Like it was so crazy waking up to

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<v Speaker 1>police and he doesn't even know that, Like he would

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<v Speaker 1>die over that story, I will say, to that story. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>me too. Yeah, all right, well we'll play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, and then call him and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. All right, all right? Yeah brooking jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning date. You know, some ladies like a little

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<v Speaker 1>TLC when it comes to relationships, but Natalie's on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and Natalie's the type of woman that prefers a little

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<v Speaker 1>B and E. That's breaking an entering. Natalie can't get

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<v Speaker 1>enough because that's how she spent her first date with

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<v Speaker 1>the guy she wants to call today. His name is Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>and she met Paul while she was out partying for

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<v Speaker 1>her birthday. He's a bartender, and they went back to

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<v Speaker 1>her place after the club's closed down. The only problem

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<v Speaker 1>is it wasn't her place, and she was so drunk

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't know that it was right next door. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess looks similar, but she had him kicking the door

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<v Speaker 1>and then they made out on the couch and she

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<v Speaker 1>passed out. When she woke up, she was in handcuffs

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<v Speaker 1>for breaking into her neighbor's house, and now she can't

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<v Speaker 1>get him on the phone to find out why he

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<v Speaker 1>won't call her back. All right, Natalie, you ready? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know you're both so cheerful after a

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<v Speaker 1>recap like that. All right? Cool? Arrested for breaking down

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<v Speaker 1>your neighbors because you thought it was your house no

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<v Speaker 1>big deal. I'm super excited about it. Fast night. Ever,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly do you think that, I mean, outside of the

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<v Speaker 1>whole cop situation and the door breaking down, do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that you did something embarrassing while you were drunk?

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't think so. I mean, I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty fun drunk. Yeah, and I still clean that I

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<v Speaker 1>was tipsy. You know, it was like it was just

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<v Speaker 1>it was fun. I was still clind that you were tipsy,

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<v Speaker 1>although you went to the wrong house and him break

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<v Speaker 1>down the door because you couldn't get in, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they don't even remember when he left or going to

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<v Speaker 1>bed or anything. Okay, fine, I was extra tipsy. I

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<v Speaker 1>was eating, you were hammering, but whatever. Okay, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>die with this phone of her right now and see

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<v Speaker 1>if we can get him on the phone. Here we go, Yay, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Paul please? Yeah? That's me. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, Paul? How are you? This is Jewil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm assuming you probably

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what Brook and Jewel in the Morning is

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<v Speaker 1>because you're a bartender and you work late at night

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<v Speaker 1>and we work early mornings. Yeah, what are you? My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Jewel and I host a radio show called

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's me and then

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke is also here and Jose is here as well. Okay, yea,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you calling me? Well, because we actually got

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<v Speaker 1>an email about you from one of our listeners. Who

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<v Speaker 1>would that be. Well, it's a girl that you met

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<v Speaker 1>while you were working at the bar. I guess you're

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<v Speaker 1>a bartender. Yeah, that narrows it down. Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>meet a lot of women on the bar. I figured

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<v Speaker 1>a dreamy bartender. Well I won't deny that. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I figured you'd meet a lot of women,

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<v Speaker 1>but this one I think you would remember because you

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<v Speaker 1>kicked down a door for her. Okay, that was That

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<v Speaker 1>was Natalie, Yes, it was all right. It was Natalie,

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<v Speaker 1>and she emailed us and told us about your crazy night.

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<v Speaker 1>She also said that you haven't texted her or called

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<v Speaker 1>her back since then, and she's wondering why. Oh boy, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had.

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<v Speaker 1>Can wait? I have to know how long did you

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<v Speaker 1>stay that night? Hold on? How much do you guys know? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we know that she was pretty hammered, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went back to her place, and she didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>her keys, so she had you kicked the door in,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you made out on the couch before she

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<v Speaker 1>fell asleep. That's all she told us. Yep, yep, yep. Okay, uh, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was going great. Everything. The date was fine, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was pretty drunk. But I mean we made out

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<v Speaker 1>and that was it, and she passed out on the couch,

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<v Speaker 1>so I put a blanket over her. I left the apartment,

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<v Speaker 1>and then in the morning, which was like two three

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<v Speaker 1>hours later, I checked back in on her with some

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<v Speaker 1>coffee and a bagel because I knew she'd be pretty hungover.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really nice of you. Well, thank you. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I am a dream boat. Yeah, I'm like shot, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that may be the most shocking part of this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing to me. So would you find I'm outside

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<v Speaker 1>the place with the coffee and there's a ton of

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<v Speaker 1>cop and I'm asking this throll next to me, like

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<v Speaker 1>what happened? And she says that apparently someone broke into

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<v Speaker 1>one of the apartments the night before, and You're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I know who that was. So as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as I heard what happened, I'm knowing, like Okay, they're

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<v Speaker 1>all looking for me, so I probably shouldn't speak up

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<v Speaker 1>or say anything about this. Yeah, so I just hung

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<v Speaker 1>out and drank that coffee outside just to see what

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<v Speaker 1>would happen next. Yeah. Well, actually I was chatting with

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<v Speaker 1>the girl who told me the story, and she was

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<v Speaker 1>actually pretty good looking, and we hit it off pretty nicely.

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<v Speaker 1>And I haven't said anything about that night to anyone

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<v Speaker 1>until right now. Wait, you were hitting on the girl, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she was kind of hitting on me a little more.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we chatted outside for a bit and we're

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<v Speaker 1>still hanging out. We're seeing each other and she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know the story. That's awesome. Yeah, does she have any idea?

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<v Speaker 1>And so you've never told her that you were the

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<v Speaker 1>one that kicked in that door. No, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>a passer by on the street, just checking it out.

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<v Speaker 1>And now you're dating someone that lives in the same

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<v Speaker 1>building as Natalie. Yeah. Pretty crazy, right, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it got crazier. Yeah, man, Natalie, I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to take this well. Well, I wasn't planning on

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<v Speaker 1>calling her, Yeah, but unfortunately you kind of did, because

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<v Speaker 1>Natalie's actually on the other line listening and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. Come on, I can't believe this. She's

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<v Speaker 1>really there. Oh my god, I thought you were kidding. Nope, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you wish I was. Well, we're talking to

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<v Speaker 1>some other girl? Who is it? Because I know just

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<v Speaker 1>about everybody in my complex who is, and they like

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<v Speaker 1>they are not cute. I'm not getting them in trouble too. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need to freak out. We're not even dating.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not my girlfriend. No, I just wonder. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>even like call me back. What's the big deal send

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<v Speaker 1>me a text? You're so drunk. I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>you'd remember me. Okay, I was tipsy and we have

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<v Speaker 1>so much hold. No, you fell asleep while we were

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<v Speaker 1>making out. Yeah, because I felt really comfortable with you.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's what it was. Oh my god, that was

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<v Speaker 1>the best. Like you said the whole time, Natalie, you

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<v Speaker 1>felt so comfortable that you fell asleep mid kiss. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the big deal with my birthday? We spent my birthday together.

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<v Speaker 1>That was rush. It was so crazy, like I literally

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<v Speaker 1>was put in handcuffs. You would have died. Well, actually

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<v Speaker 1>I did see you in those handcuffs when they were

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<v Speaker 1>walking you out of the building, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking a pretty good conversation. Oh that's cold.

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<v Speaker 1>What does she have that I don't have? But really

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<v Speaker 1>put his head to head, What does she have that

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<v Speaker 1>I don't? Oh? Exactly, you can't even think of it.

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<v Speaker 1>He had fallen asleep while making out. Yet, God, you

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<v Speaker 1>were just as tipsy we did shot together, I will say, Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you must have liked her if you were

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<v Speaker 1>going to bring her bagel and coffee for recovery time.

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<v Speaker 1>We had fun, I'll admit that. Yeah, are you exclusive

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<v Speaker 1>with this new girl or is it just still in

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<v Speaker 1>the casual dating phase? We're figuring it out. Well, let's

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<v Speaker 1>figure it out too. I mean, isn't all this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of weird for you here? And then I talk with

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<v Speaker 1>this other girl and everything? You really want to see

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<v Speaker 1>me again? Yeah? I do? I mean, like whatever, life is. Life,

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<v Speaker 1>things happen, But I think we had something and I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to have more fun with you. Yeah we did.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, let's just hang out. You're down to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out. I just don't think we should hang out

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<v Speaker 1>around your apartment building, all right? Well, and then, Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Natalie? We'll pay for it. Oh yeah, I'm down.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you I knew it. Wrap clogs everywhere, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean come down we again, though, like not around

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<v Speaker 1>your apartment, Paul? Is this because you broke down the

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<v Speaker 1>door because of the other girl? A little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>both The text in at seven eight five nine two

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<v Speaker 1>that says, well that's going to end badly broken jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, talking about today's second date update if

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<v Speaker 1>you missed it, Natalie wanted to call this dude, Paul

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<v Speaker 1>his hot bar tender, and he met up one night

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<v Speaker 1>while he was working, and then he went back to

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<v Speaker 1>her place and she was hammered and didn't have a key,

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<v Speaker 1>so he kicked in the door for she ended up

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<v Speaker 1>fall asleep on the couch. The only problem is she

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<v Speaker 1>was so drunk, she was at the wrong house, and

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<v Speaker 1>he kicked in the door and she fell asleep on

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's couch. And then the cops came and it was

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<v Speaker 1>a big ordeal. But we got him on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and asked him why he wasn't calling back because he

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<v Speaker 1>had left before the cops showed up and all that stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>But he said he was coming back, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>saw the cops there and he didn't go into the

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<v Speaker 1>apartment area because he didn't want to get arrested for

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<v Speaker 1>breaking an entering, and he ended up hanging out with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody outside one of her neighbors and started talking to

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<v Speaker 1>her and he liked her a lot. But at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of it, she's like, we can still link up

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<v Speaker 1>because I guarantee I'm better than my neighbor. And he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, cool, but can't be at your apartment building.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, okay, that's fine whatever. I like how her

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<v Speaker 1>reaction was like, who is it? Everyone that I live

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<v Speaker 1>next to is ugly? My god, woman, Remember if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do a second day update, all you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do is email the show and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back.