WEBVTT - Monogamous Monster 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:00.680 Atlanta. 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:03.520 Guess what the good Moms are coming to your city 0:00:03.640 --> 0:00:06.440 on April twenty six. We're pulling up at the Black 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:08.879 Effect Podcast Festival. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:11.320 That's right, We'll be hitting the stage with other hot 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:15.160 podcasts like R and B, Money, Trap Nerds, Naked Sports, 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:16.480 and Sarah Jakes. 0:00:16.640 --> 0:00:18.640 And if you've ever been to a Good Mom's Bad 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:22.680 Choices show, you know it gets real, real bad, and 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:25.040 we have some special guests. So I'm so excited to 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.600 meet our Atlanta tribe. Make sure you pull up April 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:30.560 twenty six to the Black Effect Podcast Festival and get 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:34.320 your tickets at Black Effect dot Com Slash Podcast Festival. 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:34.839 See you there. 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:38.600 Once upon a time there was a good old traditional housewife. 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.920 She cleaned and cared for her children and the man 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:44.760 of the house, and of course she didn't talk back. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:47.519 She was both obeed, hint and soft by nature. She 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:50.600 was a good woman who always made good choices. 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:53.840 That shit, we're Good Mom's Bad Choices. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:56.600 Two single mom who said fuck the patriarchy, shared all 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:57.560 their bad choices and. 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:59.200 Sound out they were so bad after all. 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:02.480 We're experts. Over and your new besties, sit back. 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.760 And enjoy the ride. 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:09.920 Can welcome back to good mom's bad choices. I'm Erica 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:14.320 and I'm Jimmy La. Happy for twenty, bitches. 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:15.880 Happy motherfucking for twenty. 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:17.720 By the time you guys get this, it might not 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:19.959 be four twenty yet depending on when you're listening, but. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:21.840 You should start celebrating now. 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:25.840 You should light that blunt that joint, hit that pipe, 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:33.240 not that kind of pipe, and ha ha ha ha. 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:36.040 We need to make our own song. I was gonna 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:38.559 go to school, Okay. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.520 I just if you drop an album, it should just 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:43.959 be like Weed. It should be like a feminine snoop album. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:49.680 A feminine snoop snoopa snoop. We're going for what do 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:50.160 you sing? 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:53.600 We sing feminine feminine cannabis music. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.720 I mean, I think that people are really waiting for 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:59.160 this album drop on top of the West Coast Affirmations. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:02.000 I know, maybe could like a sweat and Suit like Nelly, 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.480 Like it could be a two sided album. It's like 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.040 the West Coast is the West Coast Sweat and Suit. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:10.800 Remember that sweatsuit it was. It was Nelly's. 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:13.320 Countryside and his rap side. So we could do like 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:17.680 a West Coast Affirmations and also a feminine cannabis album. 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:19.880 I think more. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:23.320 I'm going for more like love below and what's the 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:24.560 the one speaker box? 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:28.320 Yeah? What was that? Nelly's Nelly's canceled. Its kidding. We 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.560 don't cancel our people, right, I think we're can he 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:32.119 can come back. 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:34.960 Nelly has already lost me a long time ago. I'm 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.240 not gonna lie he lost me a while back. 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:38.000 I loved Nelly. 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:41.840 I did too, and that's why I disappointing he was. 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:45.840 I cut out people's pictures and put his face in 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:50.279 my room too. I was definitely early in life masturbrading 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:50.639 to him. 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.359 My dad actually made it happen. 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:57.040 He made not not the master, not the mastimation part, 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.000 but he got me to He like hooked me up 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:00.600 to meet Nelly one time because he was during an 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:02.000 event and Nelly was there and he knew how much 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:04.200 I love Nelly, and it was this is Nelly When 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:07.160 he had like the band aid on his face, which 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:08.640 I don't know if you've ever confirmed, was he hiding 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:10.600 something or was just a look. Everyone always said he 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:11.840 had acting or he was hiding a pimple. 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:13.280 I don't know. It was a stunt eye. It was 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:14.760 ahead of his time, you know, And now everyone's putting 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.560 those sticker stars all over the face. By the way, 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.000 I fucking hate those. I thought I thought they're for pimple. 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:22.920 Hate when I see people walking around in public with 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:26.280 stars on their unless you're under ten, unless it's for 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.959 aesthetic and not because you have a pimple. 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:30.359 I don't even know if they're all for pimple. I 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:32.600 saw girls she served, she was she served, she was 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:35.320 a server, and she had fucking stars all over. 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:37.000 Her face, and I was like, they let you show 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.600 up like this all. I mean, it's like, I guess 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.240 it's new, you know what. I was just thinking when 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:41.720 you said that thing about your dad, even though you 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:43.760 clarified he didn't do those things. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.840 But I just thought about I'm not even high yet. Hi. 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:51.119 I thought, you know how men like men normalize their 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.400 sons like oh yeah, I get some pussy Like oh yeah, 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:55.920 you could like hooking their son up with pussy atters 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:59.760 moms you start pushing their dolls. Moms did that, Like okay, 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.680 he's I mean, I know there's probably some moms that 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.720 do weird shit like this, but like, oh yeah, he's 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.480 kid hooked you up. I know a mom like this, 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.360 I know, but I'm just like, what if that was 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.000 the culture. The fact that that's the culture is so strange. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:11.920 That is very weird. 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:15.800 My dad once suggested he should get Mazzie, my little 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:18.880 brother with Down syndrome, prostitute. He actually took him to 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:20.839 the Las Vegas Strip club. 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:25.400 What's he okay? You know into that? He's like, oh, 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.880 we're stimulated. Oh my god, poor baby. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:29.880 I've also been to the Ship Club with my dad. 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:32.000 He wasn't pushing anyone. He was pushing someone on me, but. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:35.600 Not sexually, like tell her about your podcast. I was like, Dad, 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:38.120 I love your dad. Why are the ship club together? 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:41.440 And why are you telling you what willfully I did? 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.720 I know I'm too close to my parents because last 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:48.760 week when I went to a sex party, I told 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:50.200 my parents. I said, what are you doing? I was like, oh, 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.320 we're getting tested. So we go this this play party 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.719 on Saturday. They're like, a playparty is like a sex party. 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:55.400 Here goes my mom. 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:56.800 You better help. You don't see your dad there. 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.320 I was like, I'm hanging up because we already know 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:02.800 that story. Okay, okay, well you already shared it on 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:04.680 the podcast. It was many moons ago, but I never 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:05.200 forgot it. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:07.080 We once had an episode. I think it's like our 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:09.919 first five episodes called our most embarrassing Moment? 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:11.000 Yeah, was that one? 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:12.840 Have you had any embarrassing moment since then? 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:13.600 Of course we have. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:20.560 And there's a very traumatizing there's two traumatizing stories with 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:22.359 me and my dad, which I don't know how the 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:24.360 fuck I have two traumatizing stories. 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:27.840 But yeah, if you haven't listened, clearly, you and your 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.760 dad are very much cut from the same cloth. Could 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:31.440 you'd be in the same spaces and places? 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:36.560 Not really, No, I don't. 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:40.440 I'm gonna go ahead and say Smiles and Jamila match 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:41.039 made in Heaven. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:44.240 No appled on far far from the sex party tree. 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:47.520 No God. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.880 One time when I was dating this porn start, he 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:51.880 was telling me, He's like. 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.760 I think I seen your parents out. Yeah, you just 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:57.320 like your parents. I was like, shut the face. Your 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.520 parents are lit. I've lived a wild life. You know, 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:01.679 my parents are actually like goody fucking two shoes. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.520 Well we know that's not true because Rick James introduced them. 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.800 They were definitely doing some some eighties drugs and doing 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:08.520 some weird now. 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:10.160 My mom even the other day was like, you know, 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.320 I just never got into cocaine. She's done it before. Then, Yeah, 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.640 I think everyone has in the eighties for sure, live 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:17.200 in Los Angeles. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:18.520 She's like, it just wasn't for me. I didn't like, wait, 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:20.080 make you feel and I was like, I'm cut for 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:21.119 cup in the same cloth. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:25.520 The others had a short cocaine stint and. 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.160 Unless you called me last week like, I'm so fun, 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.520 guess what I did, Like, you know, every now and then, 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:32.599 I'm so fun, guess about Dazzle. 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:34.360 I'm so fun. I'm doing so much. 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:34.880 Fun shit out here. 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:36.520 I was like, who are you calling back? 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.520 Good mom's bad choices? I had to make sure I 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:40.960 still had it. I was in New York and I 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:42.400 was like, let me go out on the streets and 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:44.640 make sure I can stay out past one am still 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:45.360 and I. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:48.960 Was out till four talking to AKA one am in 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:52.719 LA the same So I was like, yes, this fucking 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:54.440 time switch is working in my favor. 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:58.760 You know, getting older is interesting, I think specifically for 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:02.960 a woman, because first of all, if you're new to 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.159 the show, you need to go back and listen to 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:08.800 our many millions of episodes about us acting crazy and 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.640 being wild, because we have so many stories acting crazy. 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:13.160 We've had very we were. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:16.400 Having very juicy lives, very juicy robust lives. There's just 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:20.200 a date, a dick, suck, a travel, a fucking why 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.000 am I here? A moment Like every five minutes, I 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.280 feel like our first two years and now I just 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.720 feel so like because we're not in the streets, I 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:31.040 just feel so unmotivated to go out, like like outside. 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:33.280 I mean, I want to go and stuff, but it 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.400 has to be really I want to go to Cleos 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.640 on a triple date and bring one in my purse. 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:41.080 Eric has smuggled one. 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:43.320 Well, there's nothing like having a partner in crime. I 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:45.920 think that that's like was the beauty of how our 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:47.880 show started was that like we were in very similar 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.680 places at the same time in like like what we're 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:52.640 talking about the other day, like a collective yes, we 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:55.000 were like yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, we're gonna say 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:58.520 yes to everything. And so, you know, like when you're out, 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.320 when you're like if you're like defer, if you're alone 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:05.000 being single, then it's kind of like it sucks. You 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:06.840 gotta find a co pilot. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:09.520 You do need to, so you need a fucking co pilot. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:11.520 Speaking of co pilots, if you are a single mom, 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.040 that just maybe just became single, or you're just you 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.720 don't have a co pilot. You can find one. We 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.440 can help you. Join our discord, join Patreon. We have 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:21.360 a lot of co pilots in there, and a lot 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.960 of different cities that are waiting for. 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:27.400 For their for their coport, for their for their co pilot. Yeah, 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:30.080 I know. We did a lot of fun shit. And 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.600 last night I asked Orlando. He was telling me that 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:37.760 his homeboy was out in a foreign country fucking prostitutes 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:40.560 or some shit, and I was like, do you desire 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:43.199 to fuck prostitutes? And then he confused me, because niggas 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:44.079 confused bitches. 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:45.880 Let me get some Let me roll up while you 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:46.200 tell me. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.319 Okay, well we have we have a joint here, we're 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.000 gonna roll up. We're too far and it we haven't 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.200 even rolled up there. It's for twenty o'clock. And guess 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:54.200 what we're you know what we're doing. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.000 Put me some mom juice. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.120 Too, Okay, here, hold on, I'd like some Savion Blanc 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.800 because we're day drinking and we're day smoking, because why 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:02.679 the fuck not. It's for the week of four to 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:06.719 twenty and life is a celebration and shout out to 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:09.240 Mom Juice, I'm about to pick up my kid after this, 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:10.160 or Orlando's driver. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:12.640 This is a Savion Blanc. It's a daytime line. 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:14.640 This is I feel like Savian Blanc is the wine 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:15.439 of the Moms. 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:19.440 We're actually going to Charlotte on May second to be what. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:23.920 Are we called keynote speakers, keynotes speakers at that She 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:26.600 Got the Juice event powered by mom Jews. So make 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:28.240 sure if you're in Charlotte and you're listening to this, 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:31.480 join us May second. We're gonna be on stage and 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.680 then on the third we're gonna do a wellness activation. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:35.320 So if you've always wanted to know, like what the 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.760 vibe is a little bit of that well good vibe 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:41.640 retreat essence, then join us on May second and a third. 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:44.040 Tickets are on the bio. Blah blah blah. 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:46.679 It's gonna be fun and I'm really looking forward to 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:50.360 linking up with our Charlotte girls and maybe we'll go out. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:51.880 Maybe we will. We have to. 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:54.320 I heard Charlotte's pop it this. You know, a part 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:57.240 of having a co pilot is like exploring new things together. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:58.800 And I think me and Erica have had the blessing 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:02.000 of just exploring new countries and new scenes together, and 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.520 we're both kind of like wide eyed and bushy tailed 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.280 in the sense we were like we're adventurers. 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:09.520 Yeah, we're nosy. Yeah, We're like we're outside. We're in 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:09.960 a new place. 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.439 We can go into the little nowhere place and we're 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:13.400 gonna find something to do. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:15.840 I'm just like I realized that the other day, well 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:17.480 like even the other day or not the other day, 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.319 but we went into that weird store down the street 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:22.240 and like went into the underworld. The other day, I 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:24.560 was walking down in Sherman Oaks and there was this 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:27.040 weird sign on this building. It was like the Alpha 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:29.920 Man and it was just like the Alpha Man building. 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:31.800 And I was like, what the fuck is the Alpha Man? 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.160 And I was telling Shakama. I was like, I saw 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.400 this sign and I was walking and then I went 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.599 inside and it was like a weird office building. So 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:40.400 when I went up the elevator and he's like, what 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:41.560 the fuck are you talking about. 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:44.040 You went in the elevator and you went looked around. 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:46.880 I was like, yeah, like what that And he's like, 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:52.120 you're very you're fucking Dora Explorer. I'm like, well, yeah, 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:53.520 I want to see what's going on over there? 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.520 I agree. I couldn't figure it out. I couldn't find 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.520 I think it's a thing, might be a drug front. 0:10:57.760 --> 0:11:00.040 One time I reminded you of one time. Actually it 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.120 was years ago, but it was in No Ho. I 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:04.480 saw a billboard, like a small billboard, like a little 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:07.800 bit shady, and it said, or maybe it was a Yeah, 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:10.480 it was like, juice, where's the weed right there behind 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:10.840 your cup? 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:11.120 Bitch? 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.880 You've lost this weed four times, even though it's bright 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:18.840 orange and blue. There was a sign that said for juicers, 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:23.280 call this number. And I called the number. No, I 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.320 don't know. I didn't know what the fuck juicers were. 0:11:25.480 --> 0:11:27.720 So I called and then no one answered. And then 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.040 someone called back and was like, are you looking for 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.800 a juicer? And then I looked it up and it's 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:34.400 people who like to get their blood sucked. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:39.880 Blood sucked? Oh, like Orlando. Yeah, I guess I got 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:42.840 me my own juicer. I guess I was manifesting you 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:43.760 free years. 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:46.440 Actually, the first time we did our blood play, I 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.360 actually sucked the blood from I guess we both did it. 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:50.560 That's why we're stuck. 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:53.800 If you ladies want to keep a man that spaghetti 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.160 trick is true. Drink some blood. You don't have to 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:57.520 drink like a whole pint or anything. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:02.320 But so today we're smoking the standard. This is a 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.800 this is a great brand based in LA. They have 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.120 a well, actually they're based in La, actually based North Hollywood, 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.760 but they're all along from almost from they said, from 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:16.559 Tijuana almost to Tijuana, like basically Tijuana all the way 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:18.000 up as far as. 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:23.559 You can go north Washington, north or of Californa, California. 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:26.920 The standard. They dropped this off to us yesterday and 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:27.800 it's like that. 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:32.360 So this is the Sativa hybrid standard dropping off. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:41.360 This is a Srunts times no Runts French times, tangy 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:42.400 dream smell. 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.320 It's not so good. 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:49.880 And it looks deep purple, but it smells like a sativa. 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:50.600 It's beautiful. 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:55.640 It's twenty three percent THHC, so not too crazy and 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:57.000 so you know, once you. 0:12:56.960 --> 0:13:00.920 Get it's a crazy like thirty thirty. I don't know 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:03.680 if you can see this up close, but it's beautiful. 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:05.600 It has blues and all that stuff. 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:07.800 I feel like mom should stay in the lower percentile 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:10.040 so we can like we could be high but still function. 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.160 Yeah, we have I have other things to do today, 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:14.679 so I'm gonna be really stoned while I do them. 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:18.120 And apparently the little wine tipsy. I feel like such 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:21.960 a housewife when I drink white wine. Really, oh my god, 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.880 it feels I feel like I'm in Real Housewives of 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.480 Atlanta or maybe like Beverly Hills or whatever. 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:31.320 I love a white wine. I love a Sancere, I 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:31.920 love I. 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:34.320 Love a Pino Grigio, but I really love a red. 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:37.559 I have a Samian Blanc over Pino Gregio. This is really, 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:42.840 this is pretty good. This is good. I don't like 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:43.440 short today. 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.440 Oh my prostitute story? Oh thanks, honey. 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:48.280 You can't wait for his story to be told. 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.880 So last night I said, do you desire prostitutes? 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:56.200 And he said not to just sire, Hey, fiance, do 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:57.479 you desire prostitute? 0:13:57.520 --> 0:13:59.520 I just wanted to know, because, you know, once I 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:02.920 asked once, I asked him, are you supposed to fuck 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:07.320 on your bachelor party? And I was I thought everybody did? 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:11.319 And he said no, and I was like, oh right, yeah, yeah, 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.840 no one does that. And so yesterday I asked him 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:16.800 again and he was like, I mean I could. He 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.680 was very confusing because the nigga's confusing, but basically what 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.840 he said is I don't need to because I was like, 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:23.440 I don't have a desire in this stage in my 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:25.360 life to fuck random people. I want to maybe dance 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.920 on them, grind slow, grind them at the fucking dance 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:31.000 hall party and you know, flirt a little bit and 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:32.520 act like I'm going to do something, but go home 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:34.640 alone because I don't have time for new dicks in 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:38.200 my sensitive pussy. But he was like, I mean, it's 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:40.480 just like, it's like if I went on vacation and 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:41.440 wrote a jet ski. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.680 What. Yeah, it's like it's an activity. 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:47.360 And I said, but there's no real reason I said, 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.440 you could do without riding a jet ski. And he's like, well, 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.880 I mean if your kid wanted to do something fun, 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:54.040 you would say, here's a. 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.880 Try bringing kids. Why the fuck he's a child. Oh 0:14:57.960 --> 0:14:59.960 my god, he literally the kids out here. 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.080 He's like, it's a treat, because he said it's a 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.240 treat like riding a jet ski, like if a kid 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.600 wanted some candy. Some days, you give him candy. And 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.080 I was like, are you comparing this to giving my 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.520 kid a treat? And he was like, I'm just saying 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:13.520 you're looking at it from your perspective, and my perspective 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:15.080 is not all what you think. And I'm like, I 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.160 can only look at it from my perspective because this 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:19.560 is my opinion on it. I don't need to sit 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:21.880 on random dick. I have dick at home. I'm I've 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:23.880 fucked a lot of random dicks in my life. It 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:27.080 is not high on my priority list. I just don't 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:28.600 want to make I don't want to wake up next 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:30.200 to someone or like have to tell them can you 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:30.840 get the fuck out? 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:32.720 And he was just like, well. 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:34.480 You know, for me, it's different because it's just like 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:36.800 riding a jet ski and it's a treat. And he's 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:38.440 like the problem is you're not looking at it like 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:40.520 this would make my man happy as a treat. You're 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:42.560 looking at it as like you wouldn't do it. And 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:44.000 I was just like, I just shut the fuck. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.160 How did we go from I don't from no to 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:49.600 now that you're a selfish bitch? Exactly? How do we 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.440 go from no to now? Do you even love me 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:51.720 at all? 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:55.200 Happy that we have this same thought process, because that's 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:56.960 what I was like. First, there was like no pressure. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:58.160 He's like, I don't really need to do that and 0:15:58.200 --> 0:15:59.520 then he was like, I just want to have fun. 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:01.720 You don't want me to have fun. And I was 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:03.520 just like, I'm just gonna shut the fuck up because 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:05.440 I'm not agreeing to this, and also, what the fuck 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.360 are you talking about? And you know, and then I 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:10.880 was like, I'm just asking you your desires, so if 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:12.720 you can this is I was like, this is not. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:18.560 I'm not the uh authoritarian in our relationship. It's it's 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:21.080 always a conversation. I'm never gonna tell you what to do. 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:23.320 You're a grown ass man. If you think it's important 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.800 for you to fuck prostitutes in a foreign country, you 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:27.480 tell me that's important to you, and then we'll go 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:28.960 from there. And he's like, I'm not saying it's important 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:30.560 to me. I'm just saying it's fun. I was like, 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:31.440 you're trying to confuse me. 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:32.800 Nigga. Call me. 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:34.880 If your nigga confused you, I'll translate it. I should 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:38.480 have put this conversation in chat GPT. Anyway, what do 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:40.120 you think about fucking pros? 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:41.960 Hey? 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:43.800 I just want to say, I haven't eaten today, so 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:44.680