Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: Hear a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey Larry, how are you doing?
Speaker 5: Great?
Speaker 4: Walking out of this? All right, I'm just walking out
Speaker 4: of this restaurant. Arpum, go ahead, I'm good.
Speaker 1: Why would you go to the restaurant when you know
Speaker 1: we're going to have the podcast right now?
Speaker 4: Because I pulled in it a quarter after twelve off
Speaker 4: of the highway and now I went in and put
Speaker 4: my order in. I just told my wife to make
Speaker 4: it to go and I'm ready.
Speaker 3: What'd you get.
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 4: He said, I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: What did you order? Larry?
Speaker 4: They messed it up? I went corned beef on rye
Speaker 4: French fries. But make it to go because they're sitting
Speaker 4: down to eat right now, and I figure it'll be
Speaker 4: half an hour with you guys and then I'll eat
Speaker 4: mine on the road.
Speaker 1: Nobody all right, so bad Ben, Larry's on the road,
Speaker 1: nobody cares anymore. Shae is in. Uh wait, we just
Speaker 1: lost Shay. Wait, what's going on?
Speaker 5: Hung up? That's what? Wait?
Speaker 1: Why did Shae hang up?
Speaker 6: We'll get him back right now.
Speaker 3: Probably because of the unflattering pictures of him going around?
Speaker 4: Oh I know, I know that was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why did you do that? You you? You said
Speaker 1: to Ai, tell me what you think Shaye looks like.
Speaker 6: So I put a picture in for Shae for a
Speaker 6: gambling reel last week, and I was like, give me
Speaker 6: a picture of this guy in Italy, and they edited
Speaker 6: him into just looking really really fat. And he says
Speaker 6: that that's not what he looks like. And then I
Speaker 6: gave him another one and they just made him even fatter.
Speaker 3: You know, maybe Ai isn't all bad.
Speaker 1: Okay. I think I think Shay is checking in.
Speaker 6: Marvin's working on it.
Speaker 1: Right, Mark, Okay?
Speaker 5: Bad.
Speaker 1: Larry lost one unit, so he's in four and a
Speaker 1: half units. Shaye won six units, so he's almost in
Speaker 1: the plus and Dylan, Uh, he lost two units to
Speaker 1: your mind is four units?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hang in there, all right?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: I think we Shay. Are you there?
Speaker 5: Anny?
Speaker 1: Okay, I think try it again? Show you there, Danny?
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you, thank you? I guess yeah
Speaker 1: what Ray?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 2: Are you on speaker?
Speaker 6: No, we're getting feedback from from your phone?
Speaker 1: Yeah we can here. Okay, that's better.
Speaker 6: Took it off speaker, didn't you?
Speaker 5: No? I took it off bluetooth, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, all right, okay, can can we try this again?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just feels like there's some tension
Speaker 1: in here and there's no reason for that.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of fighting.
Speaker 1: But why Okay, the AI what you think Shay would
Speaker 1: look like? And you sent those pictures to Shae? I mean,
Speaker 1: what kind of shit was that? I didn't approve of that?
Speaker 1: Ray goes, look at this, Dylan goes, look at this.
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny? And I go, he's not gonna like that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, rude, Danny. Is really just propaganda from the suits
Speaker 5: in your office, because that's what Ray and Dylan really are.
Speaker 5: Corporate play to the man, and they are mad that
Speaker 5: an independent mind has showed up and showed the people
Speaker 5: what it's like thinking for yourself.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sarious, Now why are you in Texas well?
Speaker 5: It's Juneteenth, Danny.
Speaker 1: You don't normally go to Texas for Juneteenth.
Speaker 5: Well, I thought it'd be appropriate for me to celebrate
Speaker 5: this year here. So I'm down here at the origination
Speaker 5: spot of it.
Speaker 1: Feels like we're mocking June teeth. I mean, that's just
Speaker 1: when I'm kind of in here.
Speaker 5: That's not true at all. I love this holiday. The
Speaker 5: best food in the country you served on this day.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean Texas, there's there's nine kids in
Speaker 5: the house, all under the age of ten, and I'm sober,
Speaker 5: so I'll probably be hurting myself in a different way.
Speaker 1: So you went to Italy at Lake Como and you
Speaker 1: stayed sober the entire time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, it was hard.
Speaker 3: Dang.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I'm not a big wine guy, Danny,
Speaker 5: and you know whatever.
Speaker 3: It don't seem like you discriminate that much.
Speaker 5: Well I would, I would. You know what I would
Speaker 5: drink And this is true, the two dollars boons farms,
Speaker 5: remember them? Yeah? Oh man, I used to drink those
Speaker 5: like water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have other alcohol in Italy. Just let you know, grappa, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like an apparol, sprits. No, I'm all right, it's and
Speaker 1: drinking around Italians. I mean, we all what really happens.
Speaker 1: It's just not good for me, all right, so we
Speaker 1: recap what happened last week and JJ spawn. I don't
Speaker 1: think anybody had JJ spawn Oh my god, No, no
Speaker 1: on their bingo card. As we'd like to say, one
Speaker 1: other item. Since you're in Texas, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader's
Speaker 1: got a four pay increase.
Speaker 5: Big mistake. Now they're going to be doing whatever they want.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: I mean, Danny is the only way Jerry controls anybody
Speaker 5: is with money. And now I mean they're going to
Speaker 5: be independent thinkers. They're going to be sleeping with players
Speaker 5: dating them. It's just dangerous. It's a dangerous president. But
Speaker 5: you know what's really dangerous is a Lakers being worth
Speaker 5: ten billion. This might be my opportunity, Danny. Jerry might
Speaker 5: sell the team.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, it takes away everything, It
Speaker 1: takes away everything that he cares about his ego.
Speaker 5: No, he he disappeared power attorney. When stevenets Power Attorney
Speaker 5: and Jerry's on a death bed, ten billion looks real
Speaker 5: good to the silver spoon. Do you think he wants
Speaker 5: to keep dealing with this headache. Everybody hates them. He's
Speaker 5: not his daddy, I know.
Speaker 1: But and they're probably worth twelve billion, gotta be. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're worth more than the Lakers. The Lakers don't even
Speaker 1: owe their own their building.
Speaker 3: That is not wild at this point. Ten billion for
Speaker 3: a brand, although that's probably the least valuable real estate
Speaker 3: in Los Angeles is downtown l.
Speaker 5: A fair right about now, too. Better not have a
Speaker 5: tan when you're down down LA, you get picked up.
Speaker 1: We better not send Dylan there.
Speaker 3: I'm too pale.
Speaker 5: But if I might, I'm rounding him up day war.
Speaker 3: I think that's that's one of the Homeland up against
Speaker 3: the wall, Sir.
Speaker 1: H recapping bad Larry has ok se to win H
Speaker 1: for two exact that's still alive. The the US Open,
Speaker 1: Scheffler Top ten, Xander top twenty, and baseball. You didn't
Speaker 1: do too well, I don't think no.
Speaker 4: I look, all three of those games won by a run.
Speaker 4: The mess off four and nothing going into the ninth,
Speaker 4: they win four to three. Yankees win one nothing and
Speaker 4: the other one was at four to two in the ninth,
Speaker 4: and one four to three. So all three games won.
Speaker 4: I was given one and a half runs in each
Speaker 4: and lost all three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just parlayed the money line, Larry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, parlay the money line would have been good.
Speaker 1: You're right, Dylan. What do you want to recap? Your
Speaker 1: US Open was bloodshed?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 3: All losses, Dan, Yeah, NHL though had my Panthers series,
Speaker 3: bat Cash and Connor Hallibuck won the Hart Trophy.
Speaker 1: Okay, any about it? Any basketball you want to recap?
Speaker 3: So I have the Pacers to win exactly four to three, okay,
Speaker 3: and I actually I have them for the series too.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: What's the Grand Salami?
Speaker 3: That's the under seventeen and a half. So that's like
Speaker 3: the total run score for the day in baseball today? No,
Speaker 3: that was I rode Larry's beat with him. Oh that
Speaker 3: was from last week.
Speaker 1: Did you lose no One? Oh you did? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Shaye did the Grand Salami as well?
Speaker 3: You opt on that, t Shae?
Speaker 5: Right? Yeah? Hell yeah? Okay those the squad Ride.
Speaker 1: Baby Golf, you didn't do too well either, missed two
Speaker 1: of them, you got one. So that leads us to
Speaker 1: this week. Bad Larry. Since you're waiting on your food order,
Speaker 1: I'll let you go first.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Dan.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna double up on not double up. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna put one more unit on. Okay, see tonight we
Speaker 4: want to be given five and a half or six
Speaker 4: or somewhere six perfect, And I was leaning towards the under,
Speaker 4: but that under came down. My son told me so
Speaker 4: in the course. They're in the restaurant now. But I
Speaker 4: got my son and my daughter with me and my wife,
Speaker 4: Dylan and Shaye. My sister in law, Casey flew up
Speaker 4: last night, so she'll be in pork she'll be in
Speaker 4: Main with us, but she's not on the car ride up.
Speaker 4: Just to fill your guys in Okay, all right, So
Speaker 4: my son said, these these ones, it was like two
Speaker 4: twenty eight and it's like two twenty one today to twenty.
Speaker 1: One and a half.
Speaker 3: I don't think it was that high, but it was
Speaker 3: definitely a couple points higher.
Speaker 4: No, there were two twenty eight, then to twenty six
Speaker 4: and two. I mean, I've been home, I've been betting them.
Speaker 4: It's only down to two twenty. I'm gonna take. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna stay with the under. So one unit under that
Speaker 4: and one unit Okac Dan, just a question for you.
Speaker 4: If Okasee wins, Shay has to win the MVP. Right,
Speaker 4: there's nobody else you can even think about giving it too. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: good because.
Speaker 5: I have that bet too.
Speaker 4: I know I'm risking five units to win one, but
Speaker 4: I thought it would be easier than this for him
Speaker 4: to win it.
Speaker 1: Who has more value? Shaye Gilgis or Shay and Irving?
Speaker 4: Oooh oh Shane Irving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Shane Irving, I want to gild Yeah yeah, I
Speaker 1: went too.
Speaker 5: Wow, thanks Larry.
Speaker 4: Now, Texas is tech. That's the reason we're celebrating jun Tis,
Speaker 4: right because texas As tinally realized the.
Speaker 5: Slaves the Yankees final Yeah, the Yankees finally reached Galveston
Speaker 5: two years after the Emancipation Proclamation and they freed the
Speaker 5: slaves there and now there's a party every year and
Speaker 5: it's awesome.
Speaker 4: You guys were a last state to do it, right.
Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah by two years?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 5: Yeah, awful, awful? You know?
Speaker 1: Uh, Dylan? How about you?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: Dan?
Speaker 3: Uh? The Travelers Championship, the Masters of Connecticut, it's.
Speaker 1: Going on in Cromwell, Connecticut.
Speaker 3: Is there? I got some JM to win plus fifty five.
Speaker 1: Hundred and he loves son Jam.
Speaker 3: He tears this course up to you, Dan. Of course
Speaker 3: he does, and I got a little parlayh jj spawn
Speaker 3: top ten and Victor Hoflin top ten coming off of
Speaker 3: their performances at the US Open plus eleven sixty. I
Speaker 3: just don't want to be left out if one of
Speaker 3: them does something. And then Keegan Bradley top five plus
Speaker 3: six hundred, mister Ryder cup yep, and the home game
Speaker 3: for him it's the Boston guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's been there before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as close to a home game as they get.
Speaker 1: And then one in Boston would be probably a closer
Speaker 1: on well.
Speaker 3: Regular tournament. I guess if they play a Brookline then
Speaker 3: that would okay. And then Cameron Young end of round
Speaker 3: one leader plus eight thousand, because why not? Okay, NBA,
Speaker 3: I'm taking the under as well at two to twenty
Speaker 3: one and a half. Whatever, Okay, and that's it. That's all.
Speaker 1: Dan, you got up and Chay, do you have anything
Speaker 1: this week?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh yeah, Danny, Okay, what do you want? First? Golf? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Give me golf because you're usually bad at that, so
Speaker 1: we can least sure.
Speaker 5: Thanks so much for support. So yesterday I'm on a
Speaker 5: flight from United and of course it's delayed because we're
Speaker 5: coming out of Newark. But they got direct TV, and
Speaker 5: they had one movie playing that I couldn't stop watching.
Speaker 5: It was Godzilla Versushdorra nineteen seventy one. Uh, fantastic film
Speaker 5: written by mister Bano out of Japan.
Speaker 1: We're not doing this. We're not doing this.
Speaker 5: Top twenty ricky plus one seventy, Burger plus one oh five,
Speaker 5: and I got Burger to win at fifty to one
Speaker 5: in Aburg twenty five to one.
Speaker 1: Danny, all right, you want to take Colin moore Kwa
Speaker 1: to win plus eighteen hundred.
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, I got to make you one. I got
Speaker 5: to make you one.
Speaker 3: How was that the only movie?
Speaker 5: The only movie I watched? Okay, you know who Hidora is.
Speaker 5: He's a tadpole like creature that invades the actual island
Speaker 5: of Japan and Godzilla killed them.
Speaker 1: But it's a tadpole.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it was. It's always wet Travelers, Danny.
Speaker 3: That's true. Huh My At the Travelers last year, my
Speaker 3: cousin's boyfriend got struck by lightning.
Speaker 2: Bingo really yeah, like the day before.
Speaker 5: We get struck that year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if there are there are. Yeah. So
Speaker 3: he was one of two people who did like they
Speaker 3: were like touching a tree and I got hit and
Speaker 3: they had to get like resuscitated. Dang, And I don't.
Speaker 5: Were touching a tree together, like two of them, like
Speaker 5: we're together, touching a tree together.
Speaker 3: Like leaning on leaning on it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Were they hugging the tree? Were they around the
Speaker 5: tree to get holding hands?
Speaker 3: I didn't ask, but that would make sense. How the
Speaker 3: electricity traveled, right?
Speaker 5: Was this like a green tea thing?
Speaker 3: Like they chained themselves to the tree and they said,
Speaker 3: don't take this tree.
Speaker 1: Down, green peace.
Speaker 5: That's what I thought.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's odds on any electrocutions this year.
Speaker 1: Is the Is there any baseball that you would like
Speaker 1: to mention?
Speaker 5: Shaye? Uh? What did I do with the baseball? I did? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I got some baseball because I'm an American.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to tell you where you hunger
Speaker 1: eight to have.
Speaker 5: Mets plus one and Ohs plus one fifteen?
Speaker 1: I got Mets plus one twelve? Oh cut okay Orioles
Speaker 1: plus one fifteen?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll do it, okay?
Speaker 1: Uh? Anything else that needs to be mentioned? A Dylan
Speaker 1: and Ray were maybe thinking about trying to attempt the
Speaker 1: world record for golf playing thirty six consecutive hours.
Speaker 3: We're gonna start breaking Getness world records then, okay. I
Speaker 3: think the guy who did it was like a former
Speaker 3: pro baseball player or something turned like super Marathon R.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if it's really attainable. I think
Speaker 3: he walked one hundred and four miles or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh you can't take a cart, well I would.
Speaker 6: You cannot. To get the Guinness World Record, you have
Speaker 6: to walk.
Speaker 3: But is there a section for if you did it
Speaker 3: with a cart?
Speaker 6: I'm looking that up right now.
Speaker 3: Dang that I could probably do. I just get sick
Speaker 3: of playing golf, I think eventually.
Speaker 1: And when are the us O Been Darts Championships.
Speaker 6: June twenty seventh and twenty eighth.
Speaker 1: Where is that MSG?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: New York City. So we're thinking about going to see.
Speaker 1: Our boy, the eighteen year old kid.
Speaker 6: That's right? Yeah, okay, it's called the Greatest party in
Speaker 6: Sports what Yeah, because it's like it's set up like
Speaker 6: almost like October fests. So they have long, long tables
Speaker 6: and the pitchers of beer and it's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Really yeah yeah? Hu very European.
Speaker 5: Right at my alley?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You fat shaking common? Where's Lenen.
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: So next Thursday and Friday, they're going to have the
Speaker 1: the World Dart Championships.
Speaker 6: Is that next week?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, the next Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 5: I think next Friday, Ohriday.
Speaker 6: No, it's at seven pm on Friday, so we have time.
Speaker 3: I could do it for Saturday matte as well.
Speaker 6: We could do that.
Speaker 3: It feels like a daytime.
Speaker 1: It sounds like something Larry would show up.
Speaker 3: He'd be like, I could beat these fuckers.
Speaker 4: Where is it? I miss where it is?
Speaker 6: MSG? New York City?
Speaker 5: Oh so MSG?
Speaker 4: Why is whyed deal? I know Shaye's in Texas, but
Speaker 4: why isn't Dylan not going to Cromwall? Is he not
Speaker 4: allowed back after his appearance last year?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Ray, so we've gone three years in a row. But
Speaker 6: the person I used to get tickets from has since retired,
Speaker 6: so we don't get tickets for that event anymore. We
Speaker 6: were going for free.
Speaker 1: Sense and I don't know Shae is allowed back after
Speaker 1: his misadventure.
Speaker 5: D No, I'm not allowed to use the restroom there anymore.
Speaker 5: I could promise you that I locked myself in there
Speaker 5: for like an hour. People were banging on the door
Speaker 5: and they're so nice, They're beautiful. The countertops are pretty.
Speaker 3: And they have marble countertops and like the trailer border patties.
Speaker 5: Yep, imagine how easy it is to break stuff down
Speaker 5: on marble.
Speaker 3: Great, yeah, but it blends in not to me, all right,
Speaker 3: for you're the little truffle pig, but.
Speaker 1: That that's a that's a shade that we don't recognize anymore. Oh, brother, No,
Speaker 1: we do not recognize that guy anymore. But we're glad
Speaker 1: that it's the new and improved shape.
Speaker 3: He's sober.
Speaker 5: That was that would be about? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I liked, hey, hi, sha Ai Shay looked pretty.
Speaker 5: Puppy.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Well she was like, that doesn't look like
Speaker 3: me at all. And I was like, you mean, the
Speaker 3: most advanced technology we've ever seen as a human race.
Speaker 3: Got it wrong?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I know.
Speaker 1: Are we going to put that up so the audience
Speaker 1: can see this picture?
Speaker 6: It's up on Instagram right now. He told me not
Speaker 6: to post it, and I immediately posted, Yes.
Speaker 1: Marvin, we need that Mike, we need that Mike Gundy.
Speaker 2: Clip because he's fat.
Speaker 3: I don't worry. Huffington Post already took it and ran
Speaker 3: with it because they're like, this guy probably.
Speaker 5: Reads that amazing.
Speaker 1: Uh So that's it. We've we've done some gambling.
Speaker 5: We've we're told, Oh, Danny, Danny, Danny, Dandy day Day Churchill.
Speaker 5: Race one site adjust to win ten to one. That's
Speaker 5: a win, Hawker. And Race four one, two and six.
Speaker 5: We've got a vulnerable favorite, the number five. He's gonna
Speaker 5: get caught on the stretch, Danny, No closing speed.
Speaker 1: Are you Are you doing soccer as well? Are you now?
Speaker 1: Are you on the board?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Danny, it went through last night. I'm officially
Speaker 5: the communications director of my town soccer board.
Speaker 3: This is gonna be like a rob Ford situation like that.
Speaker 5: I'm going straight to the top, straight to the top,
Speaker 5: and I'm bringing crack with me.
Speaker 1: No, we don't see. Once again, this is a new you.
Speaker 1: And let's let's keep with that line. It's it's a
Speaker 1: straight line to sobriety and success.
Speaker 5: Danny. I'm a realist. Power corrupts every man. I can't
Speaker 5: wait for it to get a hold on me.
Speaker 3: Absolute power.
Speaker 1: That'll do it for Dan Patrick takes a gamble for
Speaker 1: bad Larry somewhere and are you in Jersey?
Speaker 4: No? No, No, I'm in Massachusetts. I'm my way to Maine. Okay,
Speaker 4: you know I just got to celebrate Joe teenth with
Speaker 4: the kids and the grand kids.
Speaker 1: It's very nice of you.
Speaker 4: The kids are all off, so we figured we would
Speaker 4: shoot up there.
Speaker 3: Let's avoid the blackjack table.
Speaker 1: Larry so Shay and Irving Bad Larry Dylan, the graphics guy,
Speaker 1: Pia Ray, also Marvin running all of this. Thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us and we'll talk to you next week. And
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble.