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Speaker 1: The information that I'm about to say could change the

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Speaker 1: lives of my co host Brook and Alexis forever. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And you may have

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Speaker 1: already seen this because it came across on TikTok, But

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Speaker 1: if you don't know about.

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Speaker 2: It, you need to.

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Speaker 1: It's a Costco hack that people are freaking out Overco.

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Speaker 2: Give it to me.

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Speaker 1: Almost all of America didn't know that this existed either.

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Speaker 1: So you know those like big boxes of assorted like

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Speaker 1: Costco cookies, Yeah, where Yeah, you give the kids the

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Speaker 1: oatmeal raisin ones, you give their significant other the macadamias,

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Speaker 1: and then you hoard all the chocolate chips for yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, really the only ones that anybody.

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Speaker 1: Wants, right, But one Costco member just figured out that

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Speaker 1: you can call the bakery ahead of time and ask

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Speaker 1: for them to be frozen, which you can easily just

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Speaker 1: heat up in the microwave. And if you do that,

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Speaker 1: you can get an extra large box of one hundred

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Speaker 1: and twenty cookies for just thirty dollars. Why is the

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Speaker 1: Costco bakery so magical?

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Speaker 3: You know, like it's a place where you just drop

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Speaker 3: the name off and then suddenly you have a cake.

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Speaker 2: With your name on.

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Speaker 1: I think the Keebler elves actually work in the Costco bakery.

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Speaker 2: That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: So with those one hundred and twenty cookies like those

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Speaker 1: could possibly last you the entire year if you want

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Speaker 1: that's funny cook or maybe a solid week in Brooks House, yes,

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Speaker 1: or you know they'd be great for parties. Is unclear

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Speaker 1: if you can request just one type of cookie for

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Speaker 1: the whole pack, like if you only want a chocolate chip?

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Speaker 3: Are you saying that you're volunteering?

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Speaker 2: Is tribute to try out sure different combinations.

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Speaker 1: We can get one hundred percent report back to us.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you mean one hundred and twenty twenty.

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Speaker 1: And they don't put these giant boxes out on the floor.

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Speaker 1: This is something that you have to call in quarterers.

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Speaker 1: So it's like a secret.

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Speaker 3: Imagine the chaos that would ensue as you walk out

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Speaker 3: with your cookies.

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Speaker 2: Everyone is going to be asking you where did you

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Speaker 2: get them? How did you get them? You're going to

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Speaker 2: be like a sol celebrity. It's totally chaos.

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Speaker 1: It's just like scores of applause.

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Speaker 2: As you might check out.

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Speaker 1: Everybody is cheering for you. So you are welcome for

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Speaker 1: the hot tip. This is the type of news that

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Speaker 1: the listeners want from us. Yes, really, this and the

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Speaker 1: sweet sound of throats getting zapped in the shock collar

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Speaker 1: question of the day. We're gonna send it over to

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Speaker 1: Digital Jake for it. Give it to us Jake.

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Speaker 3: At first glance, you wouldn't think this room would be

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Speaker 3: full of hardened criminals, But according to the Highway Patrol,

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Speaker 3: that's exactly what we have.

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Speaker 1: They count.

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Speaker 3: They count that Brooke is wanted in four counties for

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Speaker 3: using emergency vehicle lanes as her personal VIP Expressway lane

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Speaker 3: an emergency bus lane. Alexis has accidentally admitted to car

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Speaker 3: insurance frauds seven times this year alone. Nobody listens, and

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Speaker 3: Jeffery's driver's license hasn't been renewed since the Bush administry

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Speaker 3: the first one. But your lives of reckless roadway crimes

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Speaker 3: might come in handy today as you tackle the top

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Speaker 3: twenty excuses people use to get out of a speeding ticket.

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Speaker 3: In another round of plenty of twenty, Let's start today

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Speaker 3: with the guy who looks like the dollar store version

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Speaker 3: of NASCAR's Chase Elliott. That's young Jeffrey. Jeffrey Top twenty

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Speaker 3: excuses people used to get out of a speeding ticket.

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Speaker 1: I guess if I'm gonna steal a tip from the

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Speaker 1: movie Tommy Boy, you have to get out of your

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Speaker 3: But you say there's bees in the car, pees bes

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Speaker 3: in the car. Yeah, you saw bugs or spiders in

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Speaker 3: the car and you're driving past to get away from it.

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Speaker 3: That's number twelve on the list. All right, Jeffrey's off

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Speaker 3: the board. Alexis, it's your turn.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I actually got my first speeding ticket ever because I had.

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Speaker 2: A piece so bad. Yeah, and I told him that

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Speaker 2: he care. So anyways, I'm gonna go. You have to

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Speaker 2: go to the bathroom, Jane, I.

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Speaker 3: Have to go to the bathroom. Number five on my list.

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Speaker 3: We're two for two. It's Jose's turn, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say emergency? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Then there's an emergency medical emergency number two on the list.

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Speaker 2: Brook.

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Speaker 3: I hate this list, like.

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Speaker 2: Because I have never gotten out of a speeding ticket.

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Speaker 2: The first speeding ticket I got, I was sixteen years old.

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Speaker 3: The night before I was literally at the hospital with

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Speaker 3: my friend because she had a brain tumor.

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Speaker 2: True story, like true.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I told the cop that and I said, I'm

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Speaker 3: so sorry I was late for school, and he.

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Speaker 2: Did not care. Ball cried, still gave me a ticket.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's probably all the open bottles of beer in

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Speaker 2: A sixteen. I think I'm just gonna say I'm late

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Speaker 2: for work for school. Late for work number four on

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Speaker 2: the list. Yeah, there are other late floors on here.

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Speaker 2: Let's go back to Jeffery at the top of the list.

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Speaker 1: The last time I got pulled over, I was bringing

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Speaker 1: a Philly cheese steak home and I told the officer

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Speaker 1: I didn't want it to get cold and mushy by

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Speaker 1: the time I got back to ate it, so I

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Speaker 1: had to go a little quicker.

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Speaker 2: It's time sensitive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't work, but I think it's a valid.

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Speaker 3: Excuse bringing home hot food you don't want it to

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Speaker 3: get cold. Number sixteen on the.

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Speaker 2: Alexis is your turn. I don't know if it's on there,

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Speaker 2: but I think this should is a legit excuse.

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Speaker 3: When you sneeze while you're driving, you know, I feel

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Speaker 3: like you swear like things happened when.

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Speaker 2: You sneeze, and I think you should be able to

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Speaker 2: get to take it. Sneeze and sped and tail gate.

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Speaker 2: Anything could happen in that second.

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Speaker 3: Your wow, I'm going sneezing. Let me be clear, you're

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Speaker 3: going with just prolonged sneezing, long enough to speed and

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Speaker 3: then for them to pull.

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Speaker 2: You, like three times in a row.

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Speaker 1: It was a harrowing half of a second. Jake, don't downplay.

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Speaker 2: It's like an allergy attack.

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Speaker 3: Sneeze attack not on the list. I'm sorry, should try that.

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Speaker 2: Let me know if that works. I put that on

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Speaker 2: the list for next time. Jose, it's back to you.

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Speaker 2: I think to play it safe. I mean, you said

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Speaker 2: there were more late excuses, So what if it's I'm late.

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Speaker 2: I'm late for a very important date, a date.

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Speaker 3: Late for a date number seventeen on the list I'm

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Speaker 3: holding on to do you know who?

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Speaker 2: I am just below hot food? It turn all right.

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Speaker 3: When I was in college in Montana, there was no

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Speaker 3: speed of it.

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Speaker 2: Believe it or not, not even guardrails.

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Speaker 3: And I would say that a part of the reason

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Speaker 3: is because I was listening to really fast music. Jake.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, listening to super fast music did not make

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Speaker 3: our list.

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Speaker 2: That totally makes you speed.

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Speaker 3: Dom Brooke and Alexis are out so far, We're down

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Speaker 3: to Jose and Jeffrey. Jeffrey's back to you. The number

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Speaker 3: one answer is still.

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Speaker 2: On the board. Number one, number one, three, six, and

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Speaker 2: seven on the board.

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Speaker 1: Well, you probably should like if you're getting call, you

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Speaker 1: need to tell the officer. My dad doesn't think that

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Speaker 1: I'm manly enough, so I had this speed to prove

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Speaker 1: to him my masculinity.

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Speaker 2: Why do I feel like that would actually work?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they get it, They understand he needs to.

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Speaker 3: Impress trying to win your father's love.

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Speaker 2: Did not make the list.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, jeff That means Jose is the winner. Let

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Speaker 3: me go over the Let's see what you guys missed.

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Speaker 2: Number one.

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Speaker 3: Didn't see the speed limit, that's not it. Oh didn't

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Speaker 3: know I was speeding, just general ignorance. Number three, everyone

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Speaker 3: else was going the same speed. Number six, I'm lost

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Speaker 3: and not familiar with the roads. I sped up trying

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Speaker 3: to avoid an accident. Late for an interview, late to

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Speaker 3: pick up or drop off my kid. Jose didn't see

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Speaker 3: the sign. Was number ten? Okay, pedometer broken late for court,

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Speaker 3: late for the doctor, late to meet friends. I'm very upset.

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Speaker 3: Heading to a funeral. Oh yeah, he missed my turner

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Speaker 3: exit number twenty. I saw there were aliens on the news.

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Speaker 3: I was listening to Worst Wells, and I had to

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Speaker 3: get out of town. That was plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: All right, Jose is the king of police excuses, so

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Speaker 1: he's gonna choose who gets shot, and they're gonna be

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Speaker 1: singing firework by Katy Perry.

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Speaker 2: Who is it, Jose, I'm gonna pick Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, Alexis, because babe, you're a fee you're worth.

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Speaker 2: Show them what you're worst answer.

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Speaker 1: Shot got the question of the day. Phone taps coming

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Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes.