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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's combining fitness and technology with

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Speaker 1: something I never thought was possible. The new Yoga phone,

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Speaker 1: a soft mat that doubles as a smartphone. Just lay

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Speaker 1: it down, stretch your body and FaceTime your soul's.

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Speaker 2: Downward dog into your TikTok at the foot or something.

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Speaker 2: Actually do it.

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Speaker 3: With Laser Stories, the segment wherever we read weird.

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Speaker 1: News stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other downward duds

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Speaker 1: just dumb. This first Lazer Stories out of Boston last weekend.

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Speaker 1: A man and a woman were having dinner at a

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Speaker 1: place in Chinatown, and wouldn't you know it, the couple

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Speaker 1: tried to dine and dash.

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Speaker 3: Come on, guys, they did it like this.

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Speaker 1: After they ate, the woman went to the bathroom and

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Speaker 1: the guy walked down. Then she started to walk out too,

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Speaker 1: and when employees tried to stop her, she pulled a gun.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask why she let the guy go first?

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Speaker 3: Mom was the one packing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she even pointed it at an older employee who

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Speaker 1: wrestled the weapon away from her.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Then the unnamed female took off, but police were quickly

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Speaker 1: able to id her because, out of all things, she

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Speaker 1: left her social Security card behind.

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Speaker 4: You should have that in your period, but you're carrying

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Speaker 4: it to the scene of a crime.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like she dropped it during the scuffle, and then,

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Speaker 1: with her photo and the name plastered all over the

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Speaker 1: local news, she was forced to turn herself in the

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Speaker 1: next day.

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Speaker 2: I hope that Jim Sum was worth it time.

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Speaker 1: She's facing charges for carrying a loaded firearm, carrying a

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Speaker 1: firearm without a license, unlawful possession of an ammunition, assaultant battery,

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Speaker 1: and defting an innkeeper. As for dropping her card, she says,

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Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen again.

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Speaker 4: Well, why does the fraudent innkeeper sound like something that

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Speaker 4: was committed in the nineteen twenty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the magic trick, like a hotel holiday or something.

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Speaker 1: His next lazer stories out of Heiti, Missouri, thirty seven

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Speaker 1: year old Jessica Lynn Williams was visiting her son in

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Speaker 1: juvenile Attention when the vending machine she was trying to

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Speaker 1: use malfunctioned and left her without any candy. Oh oh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're already in a bad spot in life, obviously,

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Speaker 4: and then the candy versus dangerly continue.

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Speaker 3: Instead of telling the people at the center what happened.

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Speaker 1: Jessica slammed the machine against the wall and then back

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Speaker 1: handed the glass, breaking the entire thing open.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, and then they move swinging back.

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Speaker 2: My dear old mom.

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Speaker 1: If that wasn't enough, she started grabbing handfuls of chocolate

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Speaker 1: and can bars, shoving as much as she could into

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Speaker 1: her pockets. She then took a couple pieces of broken

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Speaker 1: glass over to the control pod window and told the

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Speaker 1: officer the.

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Speaker 3: Machine had just broke, to break your son. Well.

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Speaker 1: They then informed Jessica that juvenile detention centers have security

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Speaker 1: cameras everywhere, absolutely, and they just saw what had happened.

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Speaker 1: So after that, she immediately got defensive, offered up a

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Speaker 1: ton of excuses, and even admitted that she did see

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Speaker 1: the sign saying the vending machine was a fundraiser for

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Speaker 1: the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, but she thought they wouldn't mind.

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Speaker 4: Makes it like the apple doesn't fall far from the trees,

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Speaker 4: like the candy bar doesn't fall.

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Speaker 1: Far, and she was sighted with criminal mischief and theft

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Speaker 1: from a coin operated machine.

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Speaker 3: Jessica is due in court this fall.

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Speaker 1: From a coin operating machine, another charge if and her

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Speaker 1: son could be in the same prison room that she

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Speaker 1: shows up with. Better have their vending machines. You better

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Speaker 1: say that. This next lazer stories out of England. A

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Speaker 1: few years ago, a popular wishing well switched to contactless payments,

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Speaker 1: so you can't toss coins into it anymore. And pardon

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Speaker 1: the pun, but it's not going well.

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Speaker 3: Let's just go for to laugh.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you want to today.

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Speaker 2: It's part of a QR code or something that you I'll.

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Speaker 3: Get to it.

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Speaker 1: But it's part of an old Roman bathhouse that's two

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Speaker 1: thousand years old. That then it was a cold water

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Speaker 1: pool that people could jump in after a hot bath.

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Speaker 1: But for years tourists have been tossing coins into it

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Speaker 1: for good luck.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I always do it, like in a

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Speaker 2: fountain I come across. It doesn't no matter where I am.

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Speaker 1: Actually, even if it's not a wishing fountain, I will

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Speaker 1: turn it into one.

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Speaker 4: And you got to toss it over your shoulder without looking.

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Speaker 3: As a Jewish man, you never throw away coins. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to tell you this.

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Speaker 1: It's a bad financial decision, that's right, But for years

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Speaker 1: tourists have been tossing them in for good luck, and

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Speaker 1: it brought in a lot of money for the charity

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Speaker 1: that runs the bath house. But once that changed, so

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Speaker 1: did the amount of donations, because now you have to

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Speaker 1: drop your coin into a box or use a credit

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Speaker 1: card if you want to donate, which obviously doesn't have

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Speaker 1: quite the same appeal as tossing it into like a pool.

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Speaker 1: So the donations fell from one hundred and thirty three

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year to under fourteen thousand. Well, someone's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: this fountain's not taking American Express.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, are they going back? Like they must be changing.

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Speaker 3: Well, it looks like they're going to bring in even

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Speaker 3: less this year.

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Speaker 1: Officials say they didn't make the change just to be jerks.

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Speaker 1: The tradition of tossing coins was actually damaging the physical

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Speaker 1: bath structure, and the process of retrieving and cleaning the

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Speaker 1: coins wasn't cheap for the charity either, so that's why

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Speaker 1: they had.

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Speaker 3: To do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it didn't cost him one hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: And now they are rethinking the strategy could be bringing coins.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: This next lazer stories out of Food News.

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Speaker 1: Yum, could McDonald start selling salads again soon?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, their salads?

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Speaker 4: Wait, I don't even know I did they didn't wait,

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Speaker 4: did they take him away?

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Speaker 2: Took The.

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Speaker 1: Answer appears to be no good, not a chance because

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Speaker 1: nobody wants them.

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Speaker 3: The dressing had more calories than the burgers.

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Speaker 1: Like the salads were.

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Speaker 3: So bad for you.

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Speaker 1: They dropped them from the menu back in twenty twenty,

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Speaker 1: and the president of McDonald says they would gladly sell

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Speaker 1: them again if the demand was there, but they found

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Speaker 1: it's quote not what the consumers are looking for from

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Speaker 1: us McDonald's.

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Speaker 4: I will say, we were just we just went through

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Speaker 4: a Windy's and they have good salads and Windy and

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Speaker 4: my super health conscious husband I was like, Hey, do

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Speaker 4: you want a salad? And he's like eh, but he's like,

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Speaker 4: that's not why I'm here.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: It does beg the question what do consumers want from McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: Apparently it's this.

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Speaker 1: McDonald's is adding a new kit Cat mcflurry this week.

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Speaker 2: Technically this could be a dairy salad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a health option.

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Speaker 1: It's called the Kitcat Banana Split mcflurry.

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Speaker 3: It comes with vanilla soft serve.

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Speaker 1: Real banana strawberry clusters and crushed up Kitcat bars and

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Speaker 1: kitt interesting. I like it. It's the second new mcflurry

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Speaker 1: that they've added in the past two months. They debuted

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Speaker 1: their Grandma mcflurry back in late May with caramel and

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Speaker 1: other amazing stuff in it. McDonald says their new Kitcat

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Speaker 1: version will be available wall supplies last.

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Speaker 3: But for how long is that going to be? I mean,

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Speaker 3: you better go out and eat four or five now,

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Speaker 3: just to be sick.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of mcdee's, when is this guy getting his own

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Speaker 1: celebrity meal.

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Speaker 3: Lettuce leave with a.

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Speaker 1: Side of lettuce and fourteen barbecue sauce packets on the side.

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Speaker 3: I'll have teen the pumpers please, and that's sound.

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Speaker 1: These laser storage has come to an end of the day.

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Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time on Friday

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.