Speaker 1: You think it's weird when you have to go into
Speaker 1: other people's closets.
Speaker 2: I'm so used to it now and I love it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I get to learn so much about people.
Speaker 3: Are you folding their underwear too?
Speaker 2: With gloves?
Speaker 1: Okay, I wouldn't want anyone near my underwear. Tasha Tosh show,
Speaker 1: Tosh show Show, Tosh show.
Speaker 3: Time, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm in a great mood because I survived the weekend.
Speaker 4: I'm glad to hear it.
Speaker 1: My son and my wife went to New York City,
Speaker 1: UH to watch a bunch of Broadway plays. My son
Speaker 1: enjoys UH singing and watching plays. And I had an idea.
Speaker 1: I said, why don't you guys just go to New
Speaker 1: York City. He's never been. This will be his first
Speaker 1: trip to the Big Apple. And she was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, this will be It's been my wife's first
Speaker 1: time away from our daughter, who's just now over a year. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they did it a wonderful time, and she did you know,
Speaker 1: she was so busy there and she loves plays that
Speaker 1: that it didn't even bother her that she was being
Speaker 1: a horrible mother to her baby daughter. But I had
Speaker 1: a great time. I had a great time with my
Speaker 1: daughter alone. And I don't have nanny's and I don't
Speaker 1: ever look down on people that do have nanny's. All
Speaker 1: of our friends have nanny's. Here's why I don't have
Speaker 1: an It's a very simple reason. I just don't want
Speaker 1: somebody else in my house. That's it. I just don't
Speaker 1: want another body in my house. Right, But staying over
Speaker 1: my daughter all weekend was so enjoyable because this is
Speaker 1: what we did. Every time she took a nap, I
Speaker 1: just took a nap with her. I was like, this
Speaker 1: is great. Oh, it was great, right, just double naps
Speaker 1: every day. Best weekend of my life.
Speaker 4: I mean, not only did you survive it, you're well rested.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. My wife gets back and she's
Speaker 1: a little emotional, you know, hugs her daughter, and you know,
Speaker 1: how did she do it? And we facetimed a bunch
Speaker 1: throughout it. It just went fine. I was like, am
Speaker 1: I gonna lie? Am I gonna lie to my wife
Speaker 1: and say how much that her daughter missed her? Because
Speaker 1: she didn't. She didn't miss her at all, Like she
Speaker 1: was happy the whole time. Don't get me wrong, If
Speaker 1: my wife is in the room that's who my daughter
Speaker 1: wants to go to, you know, for attention. But when
Speaker 1: she's not there, it's like, all right, now, Dad's number one.
Speaker 1: And I hated to say it to her, but I
Speaker 1: was like, listen, if our daughter was kidnapped, if the
Speaker 1: kidnappers were good people, our daughter wouldn't care. It's just
Speaker 1: the reality. She'd be fine. I agree, she'd be like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: these new people, look at them, they're awesome, happy every
Speaker 1: day still. So I mean, that's a tough That's a
Speaker 1: tough thing to say to your wife when she gets home,
Speaker 1: is that you're not needed. But I think you know
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. All Right, I hear we're
Speaker 1: gonna open the floodgates to some comments. That always gets
Speaker 1: me in a great mood.
Speaker 4: I got some feedback here, you got feedback. We got feedback.
Speaker 1: All right? Who are we starting with?
Speaker 4: It's from the Michelle Wee episode.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: I'm a college English professor who teaches interview tactics, and
Speaker 4: I show students Daniel Tosh, this is an outstanding interview.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Daniel. Please keep being you and showing everyone
Speaker 4: how it's done. You are awesome.
Speaker 1: Hey, look at that. I tell you what I want though,
Speaker 1: when she's send me an honorary degree or I send
Speaker 1: you a cease and desist letter for using my videos
Speaker 1: without my permission?
Speaker 3: How's that?
Speaker 4: This one is from her YouTube comments? Okay, okay, came
Speaker 4: all the way from Spotify to tell you I hate
Speaker 4: this up episode.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for being a fan. And I listen
Speaker 1: to the show on two platforms. I think all of
Speaker 1: our listeners could learn from that person. You know, wherever
Speaker 1: you listen to your podcast, why don't you listen to
Speaker 1: it on all of them at once?
Speaker 4: Oh, if you sync it up, it would be amazing.
Speaker 1: I know it. I'll sync it up. Get a little crazy.
Speaker 4: Who's paying so much for you to show pro choice
Speaker 4: into every other sentence? It's ruining the show.
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't even going to bring up abortion in
Speaker 1: this episode, and here you go.
Speaker 3: Now I have to talk about it.
Speaker 1: And if I'm going to be completely honest and transparent,
Speaker 1: I actually receive kickbacks from the abortion industry anytime someone
Speaker 1: from out of state comes to California, the Great state
Speaker 1: of California, and has a legal, safe abortion. What do
Speaker 1: we get paid, Eddie seventeen? We get seventeen dollars and
Speaker 1: fifty cents if you use the promo code toss show.
Speaker 4: Make sure you use that.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid.
Speaker 4: This next one hits somebody on the crew here. Uh oh,
Speaker 4: don't know of having the ghost question twenty five minutes
Speaker 4: into the conversation as Tosh messing with people or just
Speaker 4: another Dylan fuck up. Weeks of the letter, come on, Dylan.
Speaker 1: Does Dylan even still work here?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 3: That's a yep, oh man, Dylan, Dylan.
Speaker 1: Dylan's good for one fuck up per week, which isn't
Speaker 1: good for a show that's on once a week. You
Speaker 1: know what. Bothers me too, though, when people are like,
Speaker 1: uh oh, you don't ask the ghost question anymore, and
Speaker 1: then they're like, oh oh you did. It was just
Speaker 1: later you say it's the first question, but it's never
Speaker 1: the first question. I don't get comedy. Why do you listen?
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get why some of
Speaker 1: these people listen to the show. You are so fucking dumb. Stop,
Speaker 1: we don't unsubscribe.
Speaker 4: Did he make the stupid border bigger just because you
Speaker 4: know people don't like it?
Speaker 1: The border is beautiful? End of discussion. Everyone knows it.
Speaker 1: It's a game changer in Hollywood, so sick of talking
Speaker 1: about the borders, you know, appreciates the sleek, minimalist set
Speaker 1: that we've created without all the chotchkeys. Today's guest enjoy. Pasha,
Speaker 1: my guest today, will come to your home and help
Speaker 1: you put away your clothes if you pay her. She
Speaker 1: is an organizer to the stars, which means she has
Speaker 1: worked with numerous assistants tasked with arranging shelves of ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars handbags. Please welcome professional organizer Janelle.
Speaker 2: Hello, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being here now. As you can tell
Speaker 1: probably from my set, I hate clutter.
Speaker 2: Yes, minimalism.
Speaker 1: Every podcaster or show interview show where they just have
Speaker 1: tons of nick knacks surrounding them and they say, oh,
Speaker 1: it makes it more interesting to look at and I
Speaker 1: just I just reply, oh, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yes. And also it's just like distracting.
Speaker 1: I feel like knowing that I was interviewing you today.
Speaker 1: I went into my wife's night stand. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: this is what was in right next to her bed.
Speaker 1: This is what was in her nightstand.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know what those are, Yeah.
Speaker 1: These are all these are nipple covers for when she
Speaker 1: was lactated. She hasn't breastfed, she hasn't needed these, and
Speaker 1: so on. We're not having more children. These are this
Speaker 1: is just right next to her. I'm like, why the
Speaker 1: fuck do you have one hundred nipple? By the way,
Speaker 1: they stink to high heavens. I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, this is this is what I live with,
Speaker 3: so gross out?
Speaker 2: Why don't you just take them and throw away? Okay,
Speaker 2: where you brought them to show me?
Speaker 1: I brought them to show you to make fun of her,
Speaker 1: and now they'll we hit the trash. I normally don't
Speaker 1: go into her stuff because it enrages me. You grew
Speaker 1: up in.
Speaker 2: Los Angeles, I did the valleys.
Speaker 3: Are you messed up?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think I'm pretty well adjusted.
Speaker 2: But maybe if I moved somewhere else i'd be.
Speaker 3: Are your parents still together?
Speaker 2: They are? And my dad is born and raised in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Well it's pretty neat. Yeah, there's a bunch of normal
Speaker 1: La folks.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: Where'd you go to college? UCLA?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I went really far. Oh wow, Yeah, I've really
Speaker 2: seen a lot of the country.
Speaker 3: To study musical theater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's that cost? Well? I will say, because I
Speaker 2: went to CLA and I'm an in state, it was
Speaker 2: not that bad. But if I had chosen any of
Speaker 2: the other schools I had applied.
Speaker 1: To, not that bad.
Speaker 3: What are we thinking? I've got a number we put?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't even remember. But I feel like I
Speaker 2: don't really have student loans.
Speaker 1: So how many productions were you in before you realize
Speaker 1: singing and dancing is an embarrassing way to move the
Speaker 1: story forward a few two minutes?
Speaker 3: Do you still get into it?
Speaker 2: Honestly? I never really I went to musicals growing up,
Speaker 2: and I was into it. My mom was very into
Speaker 2: musical theater still is. I never really was like a
Speaker 2: huge musical theater obsessive person. I always did it as
Speaker 2: a skill, like as a job, but since I was young,
Speaker 2: but I never really like went to the theater just
Speaker 2: for fun.
Speaker 3: Your favorite play? What's your favorite play?
Speaker 2: I really liked Come from Away? Have you ever seen that?
Speaker 1: I've seen nothing?
Speaker 3: You know the one I want to see?
Speaker 1: That propaganda one from China sometime?
Speaker 3: You ever seen Hnyan?
Speaker 2: Never? But I've always been so curious.
Speaker 1: In the I heard it's just propaganda, right, It's just
Speaker 1: Chinese propaganda.
Speaker 2: Couldn't tell you, but those posters really get you. They
Speaker 2: spend a lot on they set up.
Speaker 1: Phill Hanson, Santa Monica, that's where they put it on.
Speaker 2: They really go hard.
Speaker 1: How did you pivot to becoming a perf organizer?
Speaker 2: My mom has this amazing walking pantry, my mom and
Speaker 2: dad and you could have walked in it. Just a
Speaker 2: shit show, terrible awful. So for Mother's Day, I guess
Speaker 2: it was seven years ago. Now, six years ago, I
Speaker 2: readd her pantry and I took pictures before and after.
Speaker 2: I was like so proud of it. I put it
Speaker 2: on Facebook and people were like, you come do that
Speaker 2: for me? I always wanted to be an entrepreneur and
Speaker 2: start my own business. I just was kind of stuck
Speaker 2: in musical theater and didn't know what how to get out.
Speaker 2: And it very quickly turned into a profitable business, like overnight.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: So zero struggle, I mean zero struggle, no, but I
Speaker 2: mean huge learning curves and everything. But it definitely was
Speaker 2: something that just kind of fell into my lap. I said, okay,
Speaker 2: and I just went for it.
Speaker 3: Could you only take on rich clients actually.
Speaker 2: At the start?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: But now now yeah.
Speaker 3: And what poor people have to.
Speaker 2: Do, just like, Oh, come on, poor people can be
Speaker 2: organized too.
Speaker 1: It's easier if you've got a larger place.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's definitely easier if you have a larger place
Speaker 2: and a lot more space. But also then you have
Speaker 2: more stuff.
Speaker 1: So at what age did you realize you might be
Speaker 1: a type A with OCD?
Speaker 2: I would say I always thought it was like more recent,
Speaker 2: like in the last five years, but then when the
Speaker 2: pandemic happened, I was looking at all my old childhood
Speaker 2: videos and I found a video of me folding and
Speaker 2: ironing at two years old, So I would say, oh,
Speaker 2: I've always been that way.
Speaker 3: By the way, is OCD? Do you hate when people
Speaker 3: throw that term around?
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny because I did share that in an
Speaker 2: interview one time, that I had OCD and whatever, and
Speaker 2: people came for me online. But I actually am clinically
Speaker 2: OCD and take medication for it, so it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 2: I think I've used it as like my superpower.
Speaker 3: People have always accused me of being OCD.
Speaker 2: Do you have a head?
Speaker 1: Maybe I've never been diagnosed. I just feel like it's
Speaker 1: just something that fucking dirty people. My wife liked to
Speaker 1: say to me to try to hurt me.
Speaker 2: Even though it's like a beautiful thing to.
Speaker 1: Be clean and me right, No, no, it's their have
Speaker 1: taken a shot at me. Oh everything has to be so,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, just accept that you're gross.
Speaker 2: Well, it is interesting because I've met I have friends
Speaker 2: who have OCD who are not clean and share nothing
Speaker 2: in common with me whatsoever. So I'm just grateful that
Speaker 2: my OCD turned into something that could make me money
Speaker 2: down the line and make my life neat and clean.
Speaker 2: So I mean, I'll take it.
Speaker 3: You've always been organized.
Speaker 2: I mean I questioned some of my choices back in
Speaker 2: the day when I look at my room from growing
Speaker 2: up or whatnot. But I've always been very hyper focused
Speaker 2: on my surroundings like that has always very much mattered
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: Are you good at getting rid of stuff?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I get rid of stuff before I should.
Speaker 3: Are you preaching minimalism or no.
Speaker 2: I'm preaching have what makes you happy?
Speaker 4: Ugh?
Speaker 1: I just want to get rid of shit all I mean.
Speaker 2: In my personal life literally everything is gone instantly. Actually,
Speaker 2: not that long ago, I did like a clean of
Speaker 2: the kitchen, threw away a six hundred dollars check that
Speaker 2: my fiance had just gotten that day and he was like,
Speaker 2: I didn't even have a chance to open the mail
Speaker 2: and you already had thrown it away.
Speaker 3: What is he getting checks in the mail?
Speaker 2: It was like from the government. It was like a
Speaker 2: the government turn or something, and he had to like
Speaker 2: go through getting it resubmitted and everything.
Speaker 1: It was this year, this year, your husband Beyonce soon
Speaker 1: to be husband. When are you getting married in June?
Speaker 3: That's neat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now are you planning everything? Are you a bridezilla?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not a bridezilla. I would hope I have
Speaker 2: a planner who's doing most of it outside. Yeah, religious,
Speaker 2: I'm Jewish. So we'll stand under a rap and break
Speaker 2: the glass.
Speaker 1: That's kind of fun though, Yeah, that part it is.
Speaker 1: Then once it gets into a lot of routines, I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, can we eat. What's the best way
Speaker 1: for someone who's a total disaster to try to get organized?
Speaker 2: Start small, Start with one small pain point, like a
Speaker 2: drunk drawer, because I think organizing is something that once
Speaker 2: you start, you see the benefit and you kind of
Speaker 2: get addicted to it. So if you start with one
Speaker 2: little thing and you can see, oh wow, I really
Speaker 2: did that then you're more likely to move on to
Speaker 2: other areas of your home.
Speaker 3: Do you think you could kick the ship out of
Speaker 3: marie condo?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? I'm sorry, Marie.
Speaker 3: That's okay. I do you're Are you tall.
Speaker 2: Five to seven?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, that's not tall to you? No, I mean taller
Speaker 2: than the average?
Speaker 3: Five to five is the average?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's the average?
Speaker 2: I guess five to five?
Speaker 3: Well do you How do you know it's taller than
Speaker 3: the average If you don't know what the average is?
Speaker 2: Than all my friends?
Speaker 1: Oh and that's what you like.
Speaker 2: It's hard to buy because I have long legs.
Speaker 1: What's your in seam?
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I just hold it up and
Speaker 2: I hope for the best.
Speaker 3: What is your straighten up? That's your system?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just my business name. I straightened up
Speaker 2: by Janelle.
Speaker 3: What's the difference between you and Marie?
Speaker 2: I think she's amazing. She like started the whole, you know,
Speaker 2: movement of organizing.
Speaker 1: The hard thing was like, if it brings you joy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't believe in any of that. I don't
Speaker 2: believe no joy. Well, I think that like some people
Speaker 2: can't necessarily connect with joy, like they look at it
Speaker 2: and just like oh no, And so then they keep
Speaker 2: it and you're like ah, like, so you have to
Speaker 2: bring up other things like do you need it first?
Speaker 2: Like I have a bunch of like little rules that
Speaker 2: I bring up when I'm doing an edit with people
Speaker 2: to help them figure out if they want it, like
Speaker 2: it need it. Some people don't can't decide, like they're
Speaker 2: so paralyzed by decisions, and so I have all these
Speaker 2: ways to kind of pry it out of them. But
Speaker 2: when it comes to joy, I don't really agree. And
Speaker 2: I try to come in and make it really fun.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, let's put music on. Let's make it
Speaker 2: a party, Like I come in no judgment, Like.
Speaker 1: What kind of music? Do you go with?
Speaker 2: Whatever they want?
Speaker 3: Oh, you know.
Speaker 1: I like to when somebody comes into my house like
Speaker 1: the first time and they really know me, I like
Speaker 1: to just have in every room in the house it
Speaker 1: use the so nos I hit all and I just
Speaker 1: start playing Limp Biscuit ough and I just want to
Speaker 1: confuse the fuck out of them.
Speaker 3: That's beautiful And just like is he listening to Limp Biscuits?
Speaker 2: Should I do that? Every time I go to do
Speaker 2: an edit, turn.
Speaker 1: That on it's twenty twenty four. Do you think it's
Speaker 1: weird when you have to go into other people's closets.
Speaker 2: I'm so used to it now and I love it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I get to learn so much about people.
Speaker 3: Right, But they don't know that that's uncomfortable, isn't it.
Speaker 2: They're usually there with me. They're like, it's They're open
Speaker 2: to it, They're ready for it.
Speaker 3: Are you folding their underwear too?
Speaker 2: With gloves?
Speaker 1: Okay? I wouldn't want anyone near my underwear.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I always ask, like we we set boundary if
Speaker 2: you if you ask, hey, what stores can I not open?
Speaker 1: If you said, hey, can I touch your Underwear'd go
Speaker 1: like this no, and you'd like, whoa jeez.
Speaker 2: Some people, like I walk in, They're like, Okay, you
Speaker 2: can't touch that. You can't touch that. And then other
Speaker 2: people are like, whatever you say. You tell me to
Speaker 2: jump off a cliff, I'm jumping off. Like it's very
Speaker 2: goes very different.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of your system just informing people. I
Speaker 1: go to the container store, I do it.
Speaker 2: I do it all. I bring it all the things
Speaker 2: my assistant shows up with like a car full of
Speaker 2: stuff to the brim.
Speaker 3: What about garages.
Speaker 2: Do you tackle garages, yes, but typically my assistant handles them.
Speaker 2: He's actually doing a garage today and tomorrow right now
Speaker 2: as we speak. Oh man, I like he's the king
Speaker 2: of garages.
Speaker 1: I mean, I like built ins in a garage.
Speaker 2: I designed them and put them in. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: with doors, I don't want to see the stuff.
Speaker 3: Yes, how many surfboards inner garage?
Speaker 1: Would you say? Is too many?
Speaker 2: If it doesn't fit on an organizer?
Speaker 1: No, it's organized.
Speaker 2: Oh so then however many as long as it fits it.
Speaker 1: Sign for some real talk transparent or opaque storage bins?
Speaker 2: I personally like opaque, uh huh. A lot of my
Speaker 2: clients prefer transparent so they can see what they have,
Speaker 2: But I like, I don't want to see any of it.
Speaker 2: Have you seen those new things where it's like a
Speaker 2: QR code and you put it on the bin in
Speaker 2: the garage and you just scan it and it'll tell
Speaker 2: you what's in that bin.
Speaker 1: I don't want that kind of show.
Speaker 2: It's so cool.
Speaker 3: I don't like that type of level of technology.
Speaker 2: Okay, too much, it's really awesome.
Speaker 1: You passed my wardrobe stylists all the way. Yes, she
Speaker 1: comes to my house. Once every three or four months
Speaker 1: and just goes through my closet and just grabs stuff
Speaker 1: and gets rid of it and goes, you can't you
Speaker 1: can't wear golden goose shoes anymore. You look like an
Speaker 1: old out of style. Person grabs them, they're gone, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, weren't they like eight hundred dollars And
Speaker 1: she'll take ten pair of them. They're gone.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, okay. I don't like it when when
Speaker 1: you guys stage closet's so per and there's only nine things.
Speaker 3: It's like nobody has nine things.
Speaker 1: That's not fair, and they're all the exact same color,
Speaker 1: like knock it off.
Speaker 2: I have not encountered that. Usually when I'm going into
Speaker 2: someone's house, there's like too many pairs of genes to
Speaker 2: deal with, and there's too many of stuff.
Speaker 1: Of course I'm talking about once you put your stamp
Speaker 1: of beauty on it and we see these shots.
Speaker 2: It's interesting because other professional organizers that I've seen online
Speaker 2: sometimes that is the thing. You know where you go
Speaker 2: and you're like, there's just like no freaking way that
Speaker 2: this is how people live. I feel like that my clients,
Speaker 2: it's realistic. I try to make sure people get rid
Speaker 2: of shit that they shouldn't be wearing or that they
Speaker 2: shouldn't have, but keep with what they should and what
Speaker 2: they do.
Speaker 1: Love. I spend a fortune having a drawer organizer person
Speaker 1: come in, okay and line every drawer in my house,
Speaker 1: every cabinet in my house, my class with leather lining
Speaker 1: and the dividers for everything. It's so beautiful.
Speaker 2: That's everything I want to come see. I oh, I'm
Speaker 2: sure you have photos.
Speaker 1: Let's see. It's not even this is I just snapped by,
Speaker 1: like just so that you can get the idea every
Speaker 1: drawer is.
Speaker 2: You know, that's is right, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: She just kept saying like, well, I could do the kitchen,
Speaker 1: or we could do the whole house, and I do
Speaker 1: the whole house.
Speaker 2: Just once you start, you can't stop.
Speaker 1: But the amount of money that that costs, Oh, I'm sure,
Speaker 1: what do you think that costs to have my drawers lined? Guys?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, people see on the other side of the
Speaker 1: curtain are people that live in the normal world in
Speaker 1: the entire house. Yeah, oh fuck you. She wouldn't take
Speaker 1: a shit in my house for twenty grand I bet you,
Speaker 1: I bet you. It was between sixteen and eighty thousand
Speaker 1: dollars for the house. I remember as a kid fantasizing
Speaker 1: about financial success, saying, if I could have an pair
Speaker 1: of socks every day, that would be heaven. Yes, if
Speaker 1: I never rewore a pair of socks, that was me
Speaker 1: as a child. That's when I knew I had a
Speaker 1: little bit. I wasn't the same as some of the
Speaker 1: other kids.
Speaker 2: That's that's true luxury.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be I still do. I haven't achieved
Speaker 1: that level. It's too much of a headache. Although I
Speaker 1: do like those stance no shows.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm doing the Bombas ones.
Speaker 1: I like Bombas too, I don't. I used to love Lululemon,
Speaker 1: and now I stopped.
Speaker 2: I don't like them anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't like them anymore either. Hoarders. You ever actually
Speaker 3: worked with a real hoarder.
Speaker 2: When I first started, Yes, once, I had one experience
Speaker 2: with that. It was so overwhelming. Someone who's a hoarder
Speaker 2: doesn't need a professional organizer. They need a therapist, or
Speaker 2: they need someone who like specializes in that.
Speaker 1: They need a wood chipper.
Speaker 2: It was so anxiety inducing. I can't even explain it.
Speaker 2: And so immediately I was like, Okay, now I need
Speaker 2: people to send me photos of their house and their
Speaker 2: space before I go into it so I can vet it.
Speaker 2: So now I vet it, and if it feels like
Speaker 2: it's a project that is like quarter vibes, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, but this is just not my specialty.
Speaker 1: Eddie.
Speaker 3: You know who my favorite woman in my life is?
Speaker 4: I would say your wife.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not my wife, your daughter, your housekeeper.
Speaker 3: It's my housekeeper, mine too.
Speaker 1: If any level of success that I got to, this
Speaker 1: is how I rewarded myself. Rufina come an extra day,
Speaker 1: that's come an extra day. And now my wife is like,
Speaker 1: we can't ever hear every day. I'm like, yes we can,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't my wife, so I have to not
Speaker 1: let her come every day.
Speaker 3: But I have her come and she knows that she's.
Speaker 1: The most important woman in my life because I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is the only reason that I worked hard was
Speaker 1: that I can have you to make sure everything is clean.
Speaker 2: The housekeeper all the time is the ultimate sign of luxury.
Speaker 1: I don't want a cook in my house.
Speaker 2: Just someone to keep it clean all the time.
Speaker 1: Right, there's door dashes. I can have food brought over, Yep,
Speaker 1: Here's why I don't want you in my house. Tell
Speaker 1: me because when anytime somebody comes over like like, they
Speaker 1: they tell me immediately what other clients they've worked with.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to be added to that list.
Speaker 2: I get that.
Speaker 1: And I assume you've found some pretty weird things in
Speaker 1: celebrities homes all the things.
Speaker 2: But I've also signed a lot of nbas.
Speaker 1: Right, But you can talk in generality. Have you ever
Speaker 1: seen a brick of cocaine?
Speaker 2: No, actually I haven't.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I've seen cocaine, but not a brick.
Speaker 3: Sure you've seen drugs.
Speaker 2: Oh, all the drugs. Guns, tons of guns, tons of guns,
Speaker 2: loss of guns.
Speaker 1: I don't have a gun in mind, I do have guns.
Speaker 1: I have tons of guns in my house.
Speaker 2: I went to one house and there was a huge
Speaker 2: gun safe that was like double the size of me.
Speaker 2: It also had it was like custom organized the thing.
Speaker 2: It had like all these pockets. I was like, whoa,
Speaker 2: this is the next level sex dungeon. I don't know
Speaker 2: what it was.
Speaker 1: And I've ever seen a sex dungeon.
Speaker 2: I haven't. All the sex toys, toys, tons of toys.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know the weirdest things I see.
Speaker 2: I see baby teeth, Like people save their kids all
Speaker 2: the time, use pregnancy tad and pet ashes I have.
Speaker 1: I have a set of pet ashes.
Speaker 2: I see them literally a nice little wood box. Usually
Speaker 2: it's like the top of a closet, and they forget
Speaker 2: to tell me, so then it's like all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I'm discovering like dog ashes.
Speaker 3: No, I don't, I don't, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Not doing anything. Usually it's like a bathroom or a closet.
Speaker 1: I one time through uh, I was at a funeral
Speaker 1: when we were throwing somebody's mom away.
Speaker 3: You know, it doesn't turned ash. No teeth.
Speaker 1: They're like there's like there was like there's teeth. There's
Speaker 1: definitely some chunks. I'm pretty sure I saw some teeth.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. All right, let's talk about fancy people, Okay,
Speaker 1: celebrities Blake Griffin, Karl Anthony Towns where they dream clients
Speaker 1: because of their height and ability to utilize vertical space.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is that they're like the hardest
Speaker 2: clients I've organized because their shoes don't fit on a
Speaker 2: standard shelf. Nothing fits on the shelf, though, But.
Speaker 3: Is that all they have? Too much of is just
Speaker 3: shoes everything?
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I used to see Blake in my neighborhood a lot.
Speaker 1: He always made me laugh because one time he posted
Speaker 1: do you remember remember when there was that dress that
Speaker 1: was online that was like, which color was whiter?
Speaker 2: Gold, blue or whatever?
Speaker 1: And then he posted a photo of himself, but what
Speaker 1: color am I? And that just made me laugh forever.
Speaker 1: So like to know that you're self aware that like
Speaker 1: people like his color is a little different always made
Speaker 1: me love him.
Speaker 2: He has great taste? Does he very good taste?
Speaker 1: That's interesting?
Speaker 2: And he's very very organized.
Speaker 1: You wrote a book just about folding. That sounds like
Speaker 1: a page term. But by the way, do care what
Speaker 1: people dog here when reading it? What are your thoughts
Speaker 1: on that?
Speaker 2: I never even considered it like a fold on a floor.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess if they're using it, then it's fine.
Speaker 1: Encouraging people to buy a book, isn't that kind of cluttering?
Speaker 1: Or where are you out on books?
Speaker 2: I personally have a kindle, but I have a bunch
Speaker 2: of coffee table books. I wrote coffee table books.
Speaker 1: It's a coffe a poppy table book. Okay, well, now
Speaker 1: let's talk folding towels for instance, I like a roll.
Speaker 2: Oh sometimes I like a roll, Okay, I like I'm not.
Speaker 2: I think there's so many different ways to do it.
Speaker 1: I love Turkish tower. There can't be enough Turkish towels
Speaker 1: in a home.
Speaker 2: I say, I mean nice, fresh, clean, fluffy towels.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: The problem with Turkish towels, though, is that they're not
Speaker 1: really fluffy.
Speaker 2: They're like the thin one.
Speaker 1: They're almost like drying off. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like those like the pool or whatever.
Speaker 1: But pack them by the pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like rolled up in a little basket. I
Speaker 2: think that's cute, big basket.
Speaker 1: You can't let people know that you only like ten
Speaker 1: Turkish towels. You have to have fifty.
Speaker 2: Got it? Got it? Do they all match?
Speaker 1: No, they're like they're all like different, like theme moroccany feely.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: They all vibe together.
Speaker 1: They vibe together. You guys like it? That's not no,
Speaker 1: I'm in my element. Got by the way. I used
Speaker 1: to know how to do that fold trick where like, oh,
Speaker 1: you grab two corners and like. But but that was
Speaker 1: like when I was a kid, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was neat. You don't old clothes like that.
Speaker 2: No, I file fold so it's like when you're looking
Speaker 2: into a drawer, it's like you're looking like you can
Speaker 2: look for your clothes, like you know, like papers in
Speaker 2: a foul cabinet.
Speaker 3: I do that with sweatshirts only.
Speaker 2: Yeah, only sweatshirts, not everything.
Speaker 1: No, everything everything else, like to hang.
Speaker 2: Oh that's I mean, that's ideal. Yes, I mean if
Speaker 2: you could hang everything.
Speaker 3: I can do you fold your underwear Rufina does.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, But here's the thing with folding the underwear,
Speaker 1: Like you can't lay a bunch of underwear down and
Speaker 1: then fold them over and then it's like, oh, now
Speaker 1: I pick one up.
Speaker 2: They all oh no, no, no, I hold them into little pouches. No,
Speaker 2: you could like throw it. It's like a little underwear pouch,
Speaker 2: like if you.
Speaker 1: Had a little mini T shirt gun. Yes, you could
Speaker 1: have a party.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. When I first started dating my fiance, we had
Speaker 2: only been dating a few months, and I waited a
Speaker 2: few weeks and then I was like, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: I have to redo your rumor. I can't keep coming over.
Speaker 2: Its rived giving me anxiety. So I read it everything refolded,
Speaker 2: everything did his underwear and the little pouches whatever. A
Speaker 2: few weeks later was his birthday and we were about
Speaker 2: to do a show, and I was like, where did
Speaker 2: everybody go? And I walked into his bedroom and he
Speaker 2: was standing around his dresser with a bunch of like
Speaker 2: his thirty one year old friends, and they were all
Speaker 2: looking at the underwear and throwing it like this is
Speaker 2: so cool. I was like, this is how I know
Speaker 2: he's my guy. He appreciates me folding his underwear and
Speaker 2: pouches and is show.
Speaker 1: And telling it.
Speaker 3: And is he tidy?
Speaker 2: He very much appreciates organization very much. He notices everything
Speaker 2: I do. There's some things he does that make makes
Speaker 2: my skin girl, Like even last night, basically our chur
Speaker 2: thing is that he empties the dishwasher and I filled
Speaker 2: the dishwasher. And last night I happened to be in
Speaker 2: the kitchen while he was emptying the dishwasher, and my
Speaker 2: mind was like, how we have a one bedroom apartment,
Speaker 2: we have a very small kitchen. He probably put ninety
Speaker 2: nine percent of the stuff in the wrong spot, Like, oh.
Speaker 1: That's just that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: How how are you doing that wrong? Like I truly
Speaker 2: cannot comprehend, Like why are the mixing bowls with the pants?
Speaker 2: And then like tupperware is with the mixing bowl. I
Speaker 2: can't comprehend. And I just stood there and I was like, how,
Speaker 2: how does this make any sense? Like what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I get upset when my wife unloads the dishwasher and
Speaker 1: she starts at the top. Everything has still some water residue,
Speaker 1: so now everything is splashing down on the stuff that's
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: That's a very good point. So start at the bottom
Speaker 2: and work your way up.
Speaker 3: Work your way up that way.
Speaker 1: I don't have to read dry everything, or of course
Speaker 1: she doesn't do that. She just puts away things that
Speaker 1: are wet.
Speaker 2: I honestly never really thought of this, but I'm definitely
Speaker 2: gonna double check that when I get home tonight and
Speaker 2: be like, watch how he's unloading up.
Speaker 1: Well. I mean, the problem too is I've got a dump.
Speaker 1: I have little kids, so I have every version of
Speaker 1: sippy cups. Lord knows, they're getting diseases from these straws
Speaker 1: that I've never properly cleaned. I spent eight years building
Speaker 1: and rebuilding because of fire, burned it down halfway through
Speaker 1: mike e temporary home that I that I love. And
Speaker 1: when I started this process, and this is fifteen years ago,
Speaker 1: I was single and just happy. Then I'm married, children,
Speaker 1: more pets.
Speaker 3: So what do you do? What do you tell.
Speaker 1: People when one person is so organized and the other
Speaker 1: person is just a horrible.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is an age old problem. I feel like
Speaker 2: when I get brought in, people always call me also
Speaker 2: a marriage counselor, because usually the person bringing me in
Speaker 2: is the unorganized half of the couple. Oh, because they're like,
Speaker 2: I suck at this and my partner's gonna murder me.
Speaker 2: So I have to do something to try to make
Speaker 2: this better. So typically that's when I come in. I'm
Speaker 2: a gift to the other partner. Okay, but I usually
Speaker 2: tell people to try to stick to their own stuff.
Speaker 3: Here's the I have a son.
Speaker 2: That's hard. I don't have kids yet, so I know
Speaker 2: that when I have kids, it's just gonna I'm all,
Speaker 2: my opinions are gonna change and I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: read things everything.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm you know, I'm one of these people like, oh,
Speaker 1: how do you keep your you know them from I
Speaker 1: have an indoor garden that has some rocks and a fountain,
Speaker 1: and they're like, how do you keep your kids from
Speaker 1: from messing with it? And it's like every time they
Speaker 1: go near it, I scream. I'm like, knock it off,
Speaker 1: and that's what they Yeah, no, because I have a
Speaker 1: tone that they know. Back the problem I have now
Speaker 1: though with my son. He's at an age where I
Speaker 1: and especially this new world of letting boys be boys
Speaker 1: or whatever they want to be, I'm trying to subtly
Speaker 1: without anyone noticing, shame him, uh with not needing to
Speaker 1: have so many stuffed animals lovese. Oh good, well, right,
Speaker 1: but you can't do that to a kid. You have
Speaker 1: to let a boy. You can't say, oh, boys don't
Speaker 1: need to have a thousand stuffed animals.
Speaker 2: Do any kids need to have a thousand?
Speaker 1: No? No, he doesn't have that. What I do is
Speaker 1: I just I just I throw them away. I just
Speaker 1: throw them away, constantly throwing them away. I just want
Speaker 1: him to get to an age where he's embarrassed that
Speaker 1: he has stuffed animals, and I know that's wrong. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't want that.
Speaker 2: Maybe he'll be like you and he'll have a little
Speaker 2: OCD in him.
Speaker 1: I know, as my wife fears that I'm putting out
Speaker 1: because I get he doesn't like to get dirty sometimes
Speaker 1: when he plays and she goes that's because you're telling
Speaker 1: him he's dirty, right right right? I also I am
Speaker 1: trying to teach him to sit to pee.
Speaker 2: That's where I have no opinion.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you have no opinion? You're a woman,
Speaker 1: you're a woman. You want you want to sit on
Speaker 1: a dirty toilet that you want to come over to
Speaker 1: my house and all of a sudden, O.
Speaker 3: There's oh guess what.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, but if you know that Mike, my boy's pee sitting,
Speaker 1: you're going to be like, here's where I give up
Speaker 1: with her? Is the shared space and a shared space
Speaker 1: area I put it. We put everything away. Rufine, and
Speaker 1: I but the refrigerator. What's your refrigerator? Look on the inside?
Speaker 2: If I do it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Is it right now? Who cares? Your Is it organized?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Completely?
Speaker 2: I mean there's labels on the whole thing.
Speaker 3: You have glass tupperware, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 2: A glass tup of work early?
Speaker 1: Sure you my refrigerator? Okay, this is the area that
Speaker 1: I just I lose.
Speaker 2: I put labels in my fridge, cheese, milk, like literally
Speaker 2: where everything should go. My fiance just shoves it all
Speaker 2: in there and then I have to pull it all
Speaker 2: out and redo it. Like every single day.
Speaker 1: This enrages me. What I'm looking at right now, But
Speaker 1: this is this is I just give up and I
Speaker 1: let her And it's not horrific, but it is.
Speaker 3: It's nonsense.
Speaker 1: There's no reason for stuff, and I just have to
Speaker 1: because there's I'm so out.
Speaker 2: No lazy Susan in there, though. That's impressive.
Speaker 1: That's a hot sauce, lazy susan.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know you know this, I.
Speaker 2: Really caught my eye.
Speaker 1: I call my my wife. She has a nickname, we
Speaker 1: have a name. I call her bitch. I just realized
Speaker 1: that I can't always say that in public because.
Speaker 2: People don't They don't know that it's out of love.
Speaker 1: Well, and in our house, bitch is gender neutral, got it,
Speaker 1: she calls me bitch. Bitch. Yeah, anyway, she gets me.
Speaker 1: I don't know fucking what hot a lazy susan full
Speaker 1: of the fifty best hot sauces that every man needs.
Speaker 2: Do you like hot sauce? I guess you're not passionate
Speaker 2: about hot sauce?
Speaker 1: Do you want to know how long I don't like
Speaker 1: people to come over?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Do you know how long it's going to take me
Speaker 1: to go through fifty bottles of hot and know which
Speaker 1: one is right for this fish taco.
Speaker 2: It's just stup burden.
Speaker 3: Her gift is just stupid, Janelle, Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 2: I have no opinions about ghost strong opinions about aliens?
Speaker 3: Oh, interesting, wild card?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Where are you at on aliens?
Speaker 2: They're here?
Speaker 1: They're here already, I think they're here. Oh that's cool. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I haven't even thought. I even thought to discuss the
Speaker 1: topic of aliens.
Speaker 2: There's a million documentary right now. I've seen them all.
Speaker 3: You like sci fi?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Hate it?
Speaker 2: Hate sci fi?
Speaker 1: Oh, I hate it.
Speaker 2: Too, like real documentaries about real aliens and like, right, but.
Speaker 1: There there's not real aliens yet. You don't know that,
Speaker 1: well I do, But so it's just sci fi?
Speaker 2: Right, I guess all right?
Speaker 1: I give everyone a gift on the show, and it's
Speaker 1: just something from my house.
Speaker 2: Great, so your clutter becomes my clutter.
Speaker 1: That's literally what I've done. And I've I mean I've
Speaker 1: done it. I've enjoyed it and sometimes it's genuine, like
Speaker 1: I put thought into it. Are you excited for it?
Speaker 1: For what garbage I'm going to give you?
Speaker 2: We're going to see how long it lasts in my house.
Speaker 1: But it's going to leave here, Yes, in your in
Speaker 1: your car.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'm prepared. I was mentally prepared. You were,
Speaker 2: I was. They prepared me for it. They're he's going
Speaker 2: to give you something, you're gonna haver. But it's not
Speaker 2: at least it's not this very orrateful. It's not those No.
Speaker 1: No, here's what you're getting because I don't it. It's
Speaker 1: this chair. Now, let me tell you about this chair.
Speaker 1: This is was my office chair on Tosh point zero
Speaker 1: for fourteen years. A lot of people think it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's got springs. I think it's we I
Speaker 1: looked it up yesterday. What does it cost eight this chair?
Speaker 3: It's not a piece of shit? But guess what.
Speaker 1: My web's like, what are you doing at the Jago
Speaker 1: can get rid of it? I'm like, we don't have
Speaker 1: a place for it. Why do I just have a
Speaker 1: chair in my house? So then I bring it here
Speaker 1: and he's freaking out about it. John, He's like, why
Speaker 1: do we have an extra chair in you? We don't
Speaker 1: have enough room as it is. I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give it away to the right person.
Speaker 2: Does that mean yeah?
Speaker 1: Because it's it's sleek and modern.
Speaker 2: It is it is actually very much my style.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to find a place where You're gonna
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 2: Find a place for this in my one misroom apartment.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's gonna be nice.
Speaker 2: My cat's gonna like it.
Speaker 1: Nope, your cat won't be able to do anything to
Speaker 1: this thing.
Speaker 2: I know. That's why that's great nice.
Speaker 1: This chair is now out of my life.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: What do you think about that digital clutter? Or do
Speaker 1: you tell people to get do stuff with that or no?
Speaker 2: Yes, I get asked it all the time, and to
Speaker 2: be honest, I feel like I haven't nailed it myself.
Speaker 2: So it's it's just hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like if I showed you that I have three
Speaker 1: eight and seventy three emails unopened.
Speaker 2: I might have more. I'm the worst. I'm the worst.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing I'm I can. I have my
Speaker 2: shit together, but when it comes to responding and emails,
Speaker 2: and I'm the worst.
Speaker 3: I don't reply. Do you reply to everybody?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I forget.
Speaker 2: I'm terrible.
Speaker 3: I feel like if I've read it in my head.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you've replied, I've replied, yes, I always do the
Speaker 2: thing where I read it and then I go back
Speaker 2: and then I unread it so that I'll remember to respond.
Speaker 1: Nope.
Speaker 2: So now I just have like I have ten on
Speaker 2: read messages at all times.
Speaker 1: You have your read receipts on. No, and then embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Never Pete does it ooh props, I could.
Speaker 3: Never Who about flashlight?
Speaker 1: You ever have your flashlight accidentally on?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: That to me is embarrassing.
Speaker 2: No, I would never.
Speaker 1: Like that's like, that's like having something in between your
Speaker 1: teeth at this point, you're walking around with the flashlight on. No,
Speaker 1: God damn it. What's your favorite HGTV show?
Speaker 2: My favorite HG you know for your house Hunters?
Speaker 1: Well, you're traditional, it's good, it's bullshit. The show's fun.
Speaker 1: They shoot it out of order.
Speaker 2: They never get along the couple on the same page.
Speaker 1: I'm giving like, behind the scenes, they've already bought the
Speaker 1: home and then they shoot the episode and you go
Speaker 1: look at two other homes.
Speaker 3: Yes, what about Chip and Joanna?
Speaker 1: You like them? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I used to watch her show all the time. I
Speaker 2: like all that stuff.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but but about her sticking a fucking clock
Speaker 1: on every wall?
Speaker 2: I mean, that's not my stop personal taste. So I
Speaker 2: think that what they do is awesome, just not my style.
Speaker 3: Well, somebody had to fix up Waco.
Speaker 1: That's where they're from, right, Yeah, they're a bunch of
Speaker 1: Waco right wingers. What would be your show, let's figure
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 2: I feel like it would be kind of like what
Speaker 2: I do on a daily basis this kind.
Speaker 1: Of take all any celebrities.
Speaker 2: No, I think maybe I feel like regular everybody people.
Speaker 1: Those people are so boring to watch.
Speaker 2: You know who. Like my specialty is as I do
Speaker 2: a lot of like YouTubers and TikTokers and like young
Speaker 2: people who like come into a lot of money and.
Speaker 1: They're fast, and they just buy those MC mansions.
Speaker 2: Huge mc mansions and they're like, what the heck do
Speaker 2: I do? And then they fill it with a bunch
Speaker 2: of really random stuff.
Speaker 1: That's what I And they don't even drapes yet.
Speaker 2: That is literally exactly what I do. What I did
Speaker 2: yesterday literally And I like to like come in and
Speaker 2: be like, Okay, this is what you need to have
Speaker 2: a functional house. These are the things that are you know.
Speaker 2: So I would do something kind of like that mixed
Speaker 2: with the organizing and what.
Speaker 1: About people that go tiny? What do you think of them.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they do it. They probably have
Speaker 2: a storage.
Speaker 3: Do you like that though?
Speaker 1: Do you like those tiny houses? Now? You ever been
Speaker 1: in one?
Speaker 5: I have?
Speaker 2: I have where my exes family was like into them
Speaker 2: for a while, and so they were like going to
Speaker 2: build some So I.
Speaker 1: Saw like some were they just doing it for like
Speaker 1: to sell or like to live? I don't they're a
Speaker 1: flipping tiny house. Yeah, your ex's parents.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I wasn't talking about that.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. Do you think do you think you
Speaker 1: need somebody to bounce you out? Or do you think
Speaker 1: two people in the same world would be a bad thing?
Speaker 2: I think that if he did it, if he didn't
Speaker 2: like appreciate my crazy and value it and let me
Speaker 2: just run with it and like do it, it wouldn't work.
Speaker 2: But I think if he was equally as opinionated, that
Speaker 2: would be terrible. I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: Is he fine if you're the bread winner?
Speaker 2: Yes, but he's very smart.
Speaker 1: Is he motivated? Oh yeah, that's annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well it's great because since we've been together, I
Speaker 2: feel like I've been able to take my career to
Speaker 2: the next level purely because like we can we love
Speaker 2: to like brainstorm.
Speaker 3: Are you guys competitive?
Speaker 2: No, No, just more like we love to brainstorm together.
Speaker 1: You guys get in fights. No, I don't get fights either.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: People say say marriage is work.
Speaker 2: It's not right. No, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: I don't work at all. I don't do anything like
Speaker 1: I mean, I yell at her sometimes and she yells
Speaker 1: at me, but like there's no work. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: just get divorced. What should we all do immediately today
Speaker 1: to make our lives a little more organized?
Speaker 2: Get rid of something, Get rid of something you've been
Speaker 2: holding on that you don't need.
Speaker 1: It's easy. I'm getting rid of this sweater. This interview
Speaker 1: is done.
Speaker 2: There you go one thing, Like you open up your
Speaker 2: cabinet to grab a mug and there's like one that's
Speaker 2: chipped or you hate it or you never use it.
Speaker 2: It's terrible size. Just like, get rid of it.
Speaker 1: I have a chipped plate and you just keep it.
Speaker 1: I put it on the bottom stack and we never
Speaker 1: get to it.
Speaker 2: So just get rid of it. I know, But I like,
Speaker 2: you're going to serve someone with the chipped plate.
Speaker 1: No, but I liked the height of the plates.
Speaker 2: Couldn't you just replace it?
Speaker 1: Do I want to just get.
Speaker 2: Rid of it. It's going to be okay, You're going
Speaker 2: to survive.
Speaker 3: It's heath ceramics.
Speaker 2: Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get rid of it.
Speaker 2: That's beautiful. Yeah you can't. That's maybe a little different.
Speaker 2: Maybe you need to like touch it.
Speaker 1: Up or something it. Janelle, thank you for being on
Speaker 1: the show. And if I ever have some more old furniture,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send it your way.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Okay, pshaw, all right.
Speaker 1: I want to thank Janelle for being on the show.
Speaker 1: I want to congratulate her on her upcoming nuptials. I
Speaker 1: really hope, I hope this one sticks. Carl. I think,
Speaker 1: Perjanelle's request, I'm gonna get rid of a few of
Speaker 1: your chew toys. What do you think about that? Huh
Speaker 1: high five? All right, that's a no to that. We're
Speaker 1: keeping all of your chew toys. I think we have
Speaker 1: time for our favorite segment, Hello from Toss Show. That's
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Speaker 1: them to have a good sense of humor. I just
Speaker 1: hope they're age appropriate. Fifteen. I think that's a good
Speaker 1: starting age for this podcast, right, Yeah, maybe maybe thirteen
Speaker 1: if they're super mature, if they've got a good body.
Speaker 1: Sure that doesn't seem right. Who else Tarka, Oh hello
Speaker 1: to Tarika. She's pregnant. She still goes to work. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hasn't told her company yet. She just keeps just pretending
Speaker 1: that she's got some allergic reactions to things. She just
Speaker 1: you know, you ever see those sitcoms where they like
Speaker 1: a star gets pregnant, but they don't want to put
Speaker 1: it in so they just kind of like always have
Speaker 1: a box in front of them. Apparently that's what Tarica
Speaker 1: is doing at work, just hiding her pregnancy to the
Speaker 1: very last minute. Good luck with that. We got some
Speaker 1: plugs boyswarpink dot Com, the cutest toddler clothing line? What else?
Speaker 1: My tour dates, come see me, come say hi to
Speaker 1: me and Carl? What else? We got? The Goat coming
Speaker 1: out May night. That's gonna be exciting. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna crash a few viewing parties. I'm sure they're gonna
Speaker 1: be popping up all over the so Cal area. I
Speaker 1: just come in like Hey guys, just checking out your
Speaker 1: Goat viewing party. I just wanted to just want to
Speaker 1: say hi to Goat Nation. Oh yeah, all right, here's
Speaker 1: one of my kids bedtime stories.
Speaker 3: See you next week, once.
Speaker 1: Upon a time.
Speaker 5: Hey, come Monday summons. You want to see something crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Can I brew my b Yeah you can't the end?
Speaker 1: Are you just retelling tonight when you saw when I
Speaker 1: told you to come in the hallway and look at
Speaker 1: the spider.
Speaker 5: Yeah,