WEBVTT - My Professional Organizer - Janelle Cohen

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<v Speaker 1>You think it's weird when you have to go into

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<v Speaker 1>other people's closets.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so used to it now and I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I get to learn so much about people.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you folding their underwear too?

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<v Speaker 2>With gloves?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I wouldn't want anyone near my underwear. Tasha Tosh show,

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<v Speaker 1>Tosh show Show, Tosh show.

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<v Speaker 3>Time, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in a great mood because I survived the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad to hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>My son and my wife went to New York City,

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<v Speaker 1>UH to watch a bunch of Broadway plays. My son

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<v Speaker 1>enjoys UH singing and watching plays. And I had an idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, why don't you guys just go to New

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<v Speaker 1>York City. He's never been. This will be his first

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<v Speaker 1>trip to the Big Apple. And she was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, this will be It's been my wife's first

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<v Speaker 1>time away from our daughter, who's just now over a year. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>they did it a wonderful time, and she did you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she was so busy there and she loves plays that

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<v Speaker 1>that it didn't even bother her that she was being

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible mother to her baby daughter. But I had

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<v Speaker 1>a great time. I had a great time with my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter alone. And I don't have nanny's and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>ever look down on people that do have nanny's. All

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<v Speaker 1>of our friends have nanny's. Here's why I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>an It's a very simple reason. I just don't want

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else in my house. That's it. I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>want another body in my house. Right, But staying over

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<v Speaker 1>my daughter all weekend was so enjoyable because this is

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<v Speaker 1>what we did. Every time she took a nap, I

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<v Speaker 1>just took a nap with her. I was like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is great. Oh, it was great, right, just double naps

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<v Speaker 1>every day. Best weekend of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, not only did you survive it, you're well rested.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here's the thing. My wife gets back and she's

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<v Speaker 1>a little emotional, you know, hugs her daughter, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>how did she do it? And we facetimed a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>throughout it. It just went fine. I was like, am

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<v Speaker 1>I gonna lie? Am I gonna lie to my wife

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<v Speaker 1>and say how much that her daughter missed her? Because

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't. She didn't miss her at all, Like she

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<v Speaker 1>was happy the whole time. Don't get me wrong, If

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<v Speaker 1>my wife is in the room that's who my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>wants to go to, you know, for attention. But when

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<v Speaker 1>she's not there, it's like, all right, now, Dad's number one.

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<v Speaker 1>And I hated to say it to her, but I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, listen, if our daughter was kidnapped, if the

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<v Speaker 1>kidnappers were good people, our daughter wouldn't care. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>the reality. She'd be fine. I agree, she'd be like, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>these new people, look at them, they're awesome, happy every

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<v Speaker 1>day still. So I mean, that's a tough That's a

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<v Speaker 1>tough thing to say to your wife when she gets home,

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<v Speaker 1>is that you're not needed. But I think you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm trying to say. All Right, I hear we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna open the floodgates to some comments. That always gets

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<v Speaker 1>me in a great mood.

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<v Speaker 4>I got some feedback here, you got feedback. We got feedback.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Who are we starting with?

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<v Speaker 4>It's from the Michelle Wee episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a college English professor who teaches interview tactics, and

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<v Speaker 4>I show students Daniel Tosh, this is an outstanding interview.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Daniel. Please keep being you and showing everyone

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<v Speaker 4>how it's done. You are awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, look at that. I tell you what I want though,

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<v Speaker 1>when she's send me an honorary degree or I send

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<v Speaker 1>you a cease and desist letter for using my videos

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<v Speaker 1>without my permission?

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<v Speaker 3>How's that?

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<v Speaker 4>This one is from her YouTube comments? Okay, okay, came

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<v Speaker 4>all the way from Spotify to tell you I hate

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<v Speaker 4>this up episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you for being a fan. And I listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the show on two platforms. I think all of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners could learn from that person. You know, wherever

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<v Speaker 1>you listen to your podcast, why don't you listen to

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<v Speaker 1>it on all of them at once?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, if you sync it up, it would be amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it. I'll sync it up. Get a little crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Who's paying so much for you to show pro choice

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<v Speaker 4>into every other sentence? It's ruining the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I wasn't even going to bring up abortion in

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<v Speaker 1>this episode, and here you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I have to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And if I'm going to be completely honest and transparent,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually receive kickbacks from the abortion industry anytime someone

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<v Speaker 1>from out of state comes to California, the Great state

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<v Speaker 1>of California, and has a legal, safe abortion. What do

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<v Speaker 1>we get paid, Eddie seventeen? We get seventeen dollars and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty cents if you use the promo code toss show.

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<v Speaker 4>Make sure you use that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>This next one hits somebody on the crew here. Uh oh,

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<v Speaker 4>don't know of having the ghost question twenty five minutes

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<v Speaker 4>into the conversation as Tosh messing with people or just

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<v Speaker 4>another Dylan fuck up. Weeks of the letter, come on, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Dylan even still work here?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah?

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<v Speaker 3>That's a yep, oh man, Dylan, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan's good for one fuck up per week, which isn't

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<v Speaker 1>good for a show that's on once a week. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what. Bothers me too, though, when people are like,

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<v Speaker 1>uh oh, you don't ask the ghost question anymore, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they're like, oh oh you did. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>later you say it's the first question, but it's never

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<v Speaker 1>the first question. I don't get comedy. Why do you listen?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. I don't get why some of

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<v Speaker 1>these people listen to the show. You are so fucking dumb. Stop,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't unsubscribe.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he make the stupid border bigger just because you

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<v Speaker 4>know people don't like it?

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<v Speaker 1>The border is beautiful? End of discussion. Everyone knows it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a game changer in Hollywood, so sick of talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the borders, you know, appreciates the sleek, minimalist set

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<v Speaker 1>that we've created without all the chotchkeys. Today's guest enjoy. Pasha,

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<v Speaker 1>my guest today, will come to your home and help

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<v Speaker 1>you put away your clothes if you pay her. She

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<v Speaker 1>is an organizer to the stars, which means she has

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<v Speaker 1>worked with numerous assistants tasked with arranging shelves of ten

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars handbags. Please welcome professional organizer Janelle.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for being here now. As you can tell

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<v Speaker 1>probably from my set, I hate clutter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, minimalism.

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<v Speaker 1>Every podcaster or show interview show where they just have

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<v Speaker 1>tons of nick knacks surrounding them and they say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it makes it more interesting to look at and I

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<v Speaker 1>just I just reply, oh, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. And also it's just like distracting.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like knowing that I was interviewing you today.

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<v Speaker 1>I went into my wife's night stand. Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is what was in right next to her bed.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what was in her nightstand.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I know what those are, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>These are all these are nipple covers for when she

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<v Speaker 1>was lactated. She hasn't breastfed, she hasn't needed these, and

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<v Speaker 1>so on. We're not having more children. These are this

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<v Speaker 1>is just right next to her. I'm like, why the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck do you have one hundred nipple? By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>they stink to high heavens. I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just like, this is this is what I live with,

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<v Speaker 3>so gross out?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just take them and throw away? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>where you brought them to show me?

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<v Speaker 1>I brought them to show you to make fun of her,

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<v Speaker 1>and now they'll we hit the trash. I normally don't

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<v Speaker 1>go into her stuff because it enrages me. You grew

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<v Speaker 1>up in.

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<v Speaker 2>Los Angeles, I did the valleys.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you messed up?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. I think I'm pretty well adjusted.

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<v Speaker 2>But maybe if I moved somewhere else i'd be.

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<v Speaker 3>Are your parents still together?

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<v Speaker 2>They are? And my dad is born and raised in Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's pretty neat. Yeah, there's a bunch of normal

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<v Speaker 1>La folks.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Where'd you go to college? UCLA?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I went really far. Oh wow, Yeah, I've really

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<v Speaker 2>seen a lot of the country.

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<v Speaker 3>To study musical theater.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's that cost? Well? I will say, because I

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<v Speaker 2>went to CLA and I'm an in state, it was

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<v Speaker 2>not that bad. But if I had chosen any of

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<v Speaker 2>the other schools I had applied.

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<v Speaker 1>To, not that bad.

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<v Speaker 3>What are we thinking? I've got a number we put?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I don't even remember. But I feel like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really have student loans.

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<v Speaker 1>So how many productions were you in before you realize

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<v Speaker 1>singing and dancing is an embarrassing way to move the

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<v Speaker 1>story forward a few two minutes?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you still get into it?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly? I never really I went to musicals growing up,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was into it. My mom was very into

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<v Speaker 2>musical theater still is. I never really was like a

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<v Speaker 2>huge musical theater obsessive person. I always did it as

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<v Speaker 2>a skill, like as a job, but since I was young,

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<v Speaker 2>but I never really like went to the theater just

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<v Speaker 2>for fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Your favorite play? What's your favorite play?

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<v Speaker 2>I really liked Come from Away? Have you ever seen that?

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen nothing?

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<v Speaker 3>You know the one I want to see?

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<v Speaker 1>That propaganda one from China sometime?

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<v Speaker 3>You ever seen Hnyan?

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<v Speaker 2>Never? But I've always been so curious.

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<v Speaker 1>In the I heard it's just propaganda, right, It's just

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese propaganda.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't tell you, but those posters really get you. They

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<v Speaker 2>spend a lot on they set up.

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<v Speaker 1>Phill Hanson, Santa Monica, that's where they put it on.

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<v Speaker 2>They really go hard.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you pivot to becoming a perf organizer?

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<v Speaker 2>My mom has this amazing walking pantry, my mom and

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<v Speaker 2>dad and you could have walked in it. Just a

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<v Speaker 2>shit show, terrible awful. So for Mother's Day, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>it was seven years ago. Now, six years ago, I

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<v Speaker 2>readd her pantry and I took pictures before and after.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like so proud of it. I put it

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<v Speaker 2>on Facebook and people were like, you come do that

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<v Speaker 2>for me? I always wanted to be an entrepreneur and

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<v Speaker 2>start my own business. I just was kind of stuck

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<v Speaker 2>in musical theater and didn't know what how to get out.

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<v Speaker 2>And it very quickly turned into a profitable business, like overnight.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>So zero struggle, I mean zero struggle, no, but I

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<v Speaker 2>mean huge learning curves and everything. But it definitely was

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<v Speaker 2>something that just kind of fell into my lap. I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just went for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Could you only take on rich clients actually.

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<v Speaker 2>At the start?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 2>But now now yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And what poor people have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, just like, Oh, come on, poor people can be

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<v Speaker 2>organized too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easier if you've got a larger place.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's definitely easier if you have a larger place

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<v Speaker 2>and a lot more space. But also then you have

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<v Speaker 2>more stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So at what age did you realize you might be

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<v Speaker 1>a type A with OCD?

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<v Speaker 2>I would say I always thought it was like more recent,

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<v Speaker 2>like in the last five years, but then when the

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<v Speaker 2>pandemic happened, I was looking at all my old childhood

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<v Speaker 2>videos and I found a video of me folding and

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<v Speaker 2>ironing at two years old, So I would say, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I've always been that way.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, is OCD? Do you hate when people

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<v Speaker 3>throw that term around?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's funny because I did share that in an

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<v Speaker 2>interview one time, that I had OCD and whatever, and

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<v Speaker 2>people came for me online. But I actually am clinically

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<v Speaker 2>OCD and take medication for it, so it doesn't bother me.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've used it as like my superpower.

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<v Speaker 3>People have always accused me of being OCD.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a head?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I've never been diagnosed. I just feel like it's

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<v Speaker 1>just something that fucking dirty people. My wife liked to

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<v Speaker 1>say to me to try to hurt me.

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<v Speaker 2>Even though it's like a beautiful thing to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be clean and me right, No, no, it's their have

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<v Speaker 1>taken a shot at me. Oh everything has to be so,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, just accept that you're gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it is interesting because I've met I have friends

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<v Speaker 2>who have OCD who are not clean and share nothing

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<v Speaker 2>in common with me whatsoever. So I'm just grateful that

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<v Speaker 2>my OCD turned into something that could make me money

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<v Speaker 2>down the line and make my life neat and clean.

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<v Speaker 2>So I mean, I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 3>You've always been organized.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I questioned some of my choices back in

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<v Speaker 2>the day when I look at my room from growing

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<v Speaker 2>up or whatnot. But I've always been very hyper focused

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<v Speaker 2>on my surroundings like that has always very much mattered

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<v Speaker 2>to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you good at getting rid of stuff?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I get rid of stuff before I should.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you preaching minimalism or no.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm preaching have what makes you happy?

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<v Speaker 4>Ugh?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to get rid of shit all I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>In my personal life literally everything is gone instantly. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>not that long ago, I did like a clean of

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen, threw away a six hundred dollars check that

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<v Speaker 2>my fiance had just gotten that day and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even have a chance to open the mail

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<v Speaker 2>and you already had thrown it away.

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<v Speaker 3>What is he getting checks in the mail?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like from the government. It was like a

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<v Speaker 2>the government turn or something, and he had to like

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<v Speaker 2>go through getting it resubmitted and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>It was this year, this year, your husband Beyonce soon

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<v Speaker 1>to be husband. When are you getting married in June?

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<v Speaker 3>That's neat?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Now are you planning everything? Are you a bridezilla?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not a bridezilla. I would hope I have

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<v Speaker 2>a planner who's doing most of it outside. Yeah, religious,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Jewish. So we'll stand under a rap and break

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<v Speaker 2>the glass.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of fun though, Yeah, that part it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Then once it gets into a lot of routines, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, yeah, can we eat. What's the best way

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<v Speaker 1>for someone who's a total disaster to try to get organized?

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<v Speaker 2>Start small, Start with one small pain point, like a

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<v Speaker 2>drunk drawer, because I think organizing is something that once

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<v Speaker 2>you start, you see the benefit and you kind of

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<v Speaker 2>get addicted to it. So if you start with one

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<v Speaker 2>little thing and you can see, oh wow, I really

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<v Speaker 2>did that then you're more likely to move on to

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<v Speaker 2>other areas of your home.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think you could kick the ship out of

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<v Speaker 3>marie condo?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely? I'm sorry, Marie.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay. I do you're Are you tall.

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<v Speaker 2>Five to seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not tall to you? No, I mean taller

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<v Speaker 2>than the average?

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<v Speaker 3>Five to five is the average?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the average?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess five to five?

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<v Speaker 3>Well do you How do you know it's taller than

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<v Speaker 3>the average If you don't know what the average is?

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<v Speaker 2>Than all my friends?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and that's what you like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard to buy because I have long legs.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your in seam?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why. I just hold it up and

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<v Speaker 2>I hope for the best.

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<v Speaker 3>What is your straighten up? That's your system?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's just my business name. I straightened up

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<v Speaker 2>by Janelle.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the difference between you and Marie?

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's amazing. She like started the whole, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>movement of organizing.

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<v Speaker 1>The hard thing was like, if it brings you joy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't believe in any of that. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>believe no joy. Well, I think that like some people

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<v Speaker 2>can't necessarily connect with joy, like they look at it

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<v Speaker 2>and just like oh no, And so then they keep

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<v Speaker 2>it and you're like ah, like, so you have to

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<v Speaker 2>bring up other things like do you need it first?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I have a bunch of like little rules that

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<v Speaker 2>I bring up when I'm doing an edit with people

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<v Speaker 2>to help them figure out if they want it, like

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<v Speaker 2>it need it. Some people don't can't decide, like they're

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<v Speaker 2>so paralyzed by decisions, and so I have all these

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<v Speaker 2>ways to kind of pry it out of them. But

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to joy, I don't really agree. And

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<v Speaker 2>I try to come in and make it really fun.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, let's put music on. Let's make it

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<v Speaker 2>a party, Like I come in no judgment, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of music? Do you go with?

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever they want?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to when somebody comes into my house like

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<v Speaker 1>the first time and they really know me, I like

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<v Speaker 1>to just have in every room in the house it

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<v Speaker 1>use the so nos I hit all and I just

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<v Speaker 1>start playing Limp Biscuit ough and I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>confuse the fuck out of them.

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<v Speaker 3>That's beautiful And just like is he listening to Limp Biscuits?

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<v Speaker 2>Should I do that? Every time I go to do

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<v Speaker 2>an edit, turn.

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<v Speaker 1>That on it's twenty twenty four. Do you think it's

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<v Speaker 1>weird when you have to go into other people's closets.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so used to it now and I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I get to learn so much about people.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, But they don't know that that's uncomfortable, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>They're usually there with me. They're like, it's They're open

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<v Speaker 2>to it, They're ready for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you folding their underwear too?

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<v Speaker 2>With gloves?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? I wouldn't want anyone near my underwear.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I always ask, like we we set boundary if

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<v Speaker 2>you if you ask, hey, what stores can I not open?

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<v Speaker 1>If you said, hey, can I touch your Underwear'd go

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<v Speaker 1>like this no, and you'd like, whoa jeez.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people, like I walk in, They're like, Okay, you

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<v Speaker 2>can't touch that. You can't touch that. And then other

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<v Speaker 2>people are like, whatever you say. You tell me to

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<v Speaker 2>jump off a cliff, I'm jumping off. Like it's very

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<v Speaker 2>goes very different.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of your system just informing people. I

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<v Speaker 1>go to the container store, I do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I do it all. I bring it all the things

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<v Speaker 2>my assistant shows up with like a car full of

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<v Speaker 2>stuff to the brim.

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<v Speaker 3>What about garages.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you tackle garages, yes, but typically my assistant handles them.

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<v Speaker 2>He's actually doing a garage today and tomorrow right now

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<v Speaker 2>as we speak. Oh man, I like he's the king

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<v Speaker 2>of garages.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I like built ins in a garage.

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<v Speaker 2>I designed them and put them in. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>with doors, I don't want to see the stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, how many surfboards inner garage?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you say? Is too many?

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<v Speaker 2>If it doesn't fit on an organizer?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's organized.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so then however many as long as it fits it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sign for some real talk transparent or opaque storage bins?

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<v Speaker 2>I personally like opaque, uh huh. A lot of my

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<v Speaker 2>clients prefer transparent so they can see what they have,

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<v Speaker 2>But I like, I don't want to see any of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen those new things where it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>QR code and you put it on the bin in

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<v Speaker 2>the garage and you just scan it and it'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what's in that bin.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want that kind of show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like that type of level of technology.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, too much, it's really awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>You passed my wardrobe stylists all the way. Yes, she

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<v Speaker 1>comes to my house. Once every three or four months

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<v Speaker 1>and just goes through my closet and just grabs stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and gets rid of it and goes, you can't you

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<v Speaker 1>can't wear golden goose shoes anymore. You look like an

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<v Speaker 1>old out of style. Person grabs them, they're gone, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, weren't they like eight hundred dollars And

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<v Speaker 1>she'll take ten pair of them. They're gone.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, okay. I don't like it when when

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<v Speaker 1>you guys stage closet's so per and there's only nine things.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like nobody has nine things.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not fair, and they're all the exact same color,

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<v Speaker 1>like knock it off.

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<v Speaker 2>I have not encountered that. Usually when I'm going into

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<v Speaker 2>someone's house, there's like too many pairs of genes to

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<v Speaker 2>deal with, and there's too many of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I'm talking about once you put your stamp

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<v Speaker 1>of beauty on it and we see these shots.

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<v Speaker 2>It's interesting because other professional organizers that I've seen online

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes that is the thing. You know where you go

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, there's just like no freaking way that

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<v Speaker 2>this is how people live. I feel like that my clients,

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<v Speaker 2>it's realistic. I try to make sure people get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of shit that they shouldn't be wearing or that they

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't have, but keep with what they should and what

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<v Speaker 2>they do.

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<v Speaker 1>Love. I spend a fortune having a drawer organizer person

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<v Speaker 1>come in, okay and line every drawer in my house,

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<v Speaker 1>every cabinet in my house, my class with leather lining

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<v Speaker 1>and the dividers for everything. It's so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>That's everything I want to come see. I oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure you have photos.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see. It's not even this is I just snapped by,

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<v Speaker 1>like just so that you can get the idea every

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<v Speaker 1>drawer is.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that's is right, that's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>She just kept saying like, well, I could do the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>or we could do the whole house, and I do

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<v Speaker 1>the whole house.

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<v Speaker 2>Just once you start, you can't stop.

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<v Speaker 1>But the amount of money that that costs, Oh, I'm sure,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think that costs to have my drawers lined? Guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, people see on the other side of the

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<v Speaker 1>curtain are people that live in the normal world in

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<v Speaker 1>the entire house. Yeah, oh fuck you. She wouldn't take

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<v Speaker 1>a shit in my house for twenty grand I bet you,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you. It was between sixteen and eighty thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars for the house. I remember as a kid fantasizing

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<v Speaker 1>about financial success, saying, if I could have an pair

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<v Speaker 1>of socks every day, that would be heaven. Yes, if

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<v Speaker 1>I never rewore a pair of socks, that was me

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<v Speaker 1>as a child. That's when I knew I had a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. I wasn't the same as some of the

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<v Speaker 1>other kids.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's true luxury.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that would be I still do. I haven't achieved

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<v Speaker 1>that level. It's too much of a headache. Although I

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<v Speaker 1>do like those stance no shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm doing the Bombas ones.

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<v Speaker 1>I like Bombas too, I don't. I used to love Lululemon,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I stopped.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like them anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like them anymore either. Hoarders. You ever actually

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<v Speaker 3>worked with a real hoarder.

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<v Speaker 2>When I first started, Yes, once, I had one experience

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<v Speaker 2>with that. It was so overwhelming. Someone who's a hoarder

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't need a professional organizer. They need a therapist, or

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<v Speaker 2>they need someone who like specializes in that.

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<v Speaker 1>They need a wood chipper.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so anxiety inducing. I can't even explain it.

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<v Speaker 2>And so immediately I was like, Okay, now I need

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<v Speaker 2>people to send me photos of their house and their

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<v Speaker 2>space before I go into it so I can vet it.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I vet it, and if it feels like

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<v Speaker 2>it's a project that is like quarter vibes, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry, but this is just not my specialty.

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie.

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<v Speaker 3>You know who my favorite woman in my life is?

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<v Speaker 4>I would say your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, it's not my wife, your daughter, your housekeeper.

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<v Speaker 3>It's my housekeeper, mine too.

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<v Speaker 1>If any level of success that I got to, this

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<v Speaker 1>is how I rewarded myself. Rufina come an extra day,

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<v Speaker 1>that's come an extra day. And now my wife is like,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't ever hear every day. I'm like, yes we can,

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<v Speaker 1>but she doesn't my wife, so I have to not

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<v Speaker 1>let her come every day.

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<v Speaker 3>But I have her come and she knows that she's.

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<v Speaker 1>The most important woman in my life because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the only reason that I worked hard was

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<v Speaker 1>that I can have you to make sure everything is clean.

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<v Speaker 2>The housekeeper all the time is the ultimate sign of luxury.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want a cook in my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Just someone to keep it clean all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, there's door dashes. I can have food brought over, Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>Here's why I don't want you in my house. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>me because when anytime somebody comes over like like, they

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<v Speaker 1>they tell me immediately what other clients they've worked with.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't want to be added to that list.

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<v Speaker 2>I get that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I assume you've found some pretty weird things in

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<v Speaker 1>celebrities homes all the things.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've also signed a lot of nbas.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, But you can talk in generality. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen a brick of cocaine?

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<v Speaker 2>No, actually I haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen cocaine, but not a brick.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure you've seen drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, all the drugs. Guns, tons of guns, tons of guns,

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<v Speaker 2>loss of guns.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a gun in mind, I do have guns.

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<v Speaker 1>I have tons of guns in my house.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to one house and there was a huge

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<v Speaker 2>gun safe that was like double the size of me.

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<v Speaker 2>It also had it was like custom organized the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It had like all these pockets. I was like, whoa,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the next level sex dungeon. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've ever seen a sex dungeon.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't. All the sex toys, toys, tons of toys.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to know the weirdest things I see.

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<v Speaker 2>I see baby teeth, Like people save their kids all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, use pregnancy tad and pet ashes I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a set of pet ashes.

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<v Speaker 2>I see them literally a nice little wood box. Usually

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<v Speaker 2>it's like the top of a closet, and they forget

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<v Speaker 2>to tell me, so then it's like all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm discovering like dog ashes.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't, I don't, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Not doing anything. Usually it's like a bathroom or a closet.

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<v Speaker 1>I one time through uh, I was at a funeral

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<v Speaker 1>when we were throwing somebody's mom away.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it doesn't turned ash. No teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like there's like there was like there's teeth. There's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely some chunks. I'm pretty sure I saw some teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure. All right, let's talk about fancy people, Okay,

0:23:37.960 --> 0:23:42.320
<v Speaker 1>celebrities Blake Griffin, Karl Anthony Towns where they dream clients

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<v Speaker 1>because of their height and ability to utilize vertical space.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's funny is that they're like the hardest

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<v Speaker 2>clients I've organized because their shoes don't fit on a

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<v Speaker 2>standard shelf. Nothing fits on the shelf, though, But.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that all they have? Too much of is just

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<v Speaker 3>shoes everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I used to see Blake in my neighborhood a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>He always made me laugh because one time he posted

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember remember when there was that dress that

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<v Speaker 1>was online that was like, which color was whiter?

0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:10.280
<v Speaker 2>Gold, blue or whatever?

0:24:10.359 --> 0:24:12.159
<v Speaker 1>And then he posted a photo of himself, but what

0:24:12.280 --> 0:24:17.040
<v Speaker 1>color am I? And that just made me laugh forever.

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<v Speaker 1>So like to know that you're self aware that like

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<v Speaker 1>people like his color is a little different always made

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<v Speaker 1>me love him.

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<v Speaker 2>He has great taste? Does he very good taste?

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<v Speaker 1>That's interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>And he's very very organized.

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<v Speaker 1>You wrote a book just about folding. That sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a page term. But by the way, do care what

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<v Speaker 1>people dog here when reading it? What are your thoughts

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<v Speaker 1>on that?

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<v Speaker 2>I never even considered it like a fold on a floor.

0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:49.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess if they're using it, then it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Encouraging people to buy a book, isn't that kind of cluttering?

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<v Speaker 1>Or where are you out on books?

0:24:53.400 --> 0:24:56.080
<v Speaker 2>I personally have a kindle, but I have a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of coffee table books. I wrote coffee table books.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a coffe a poppy table book. Okay, well, now

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk folding towels for instance, I like a roll.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sometimes I like a roll, Okay, I like I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's so many different ways to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Turkish tower. There can't be enough Turkish towels

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<v Speaker 1>in a home.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, I mean nice, fresh, clean, fluffy towels.

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<v Speaker 5>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem with Turkish towels, though, is that they're not

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<v Speaker 1>really fluffy.

0:25:22.080 --> 0:25:23.360
<v Speaker 2>They're like the thin one.

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<v Speaker 1>They're almost like drying off. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I like those like the pool or whatever.

0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:28.800
<v Speaker 1>But pack them by the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, like rolled up in a little basket. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's cute, big basket.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't let people know that you only like ten

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<v Speaker 1>Turkish towels. You have to have fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>Got it? Got it? Do they all match?

0:25:38.000 --> 0:25:41.119
<v Speaker 1>No, they're like they're all like different, like theme moroccany feely.

0:25:41.560 --> 0:25:42.479
<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't know.

0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:43.480
<v Speaker 2>They all vibe together.

0:25:43.560 --> 0:25:49.679
<v Speaker 1>They vibe together. You guys like it? That's not no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in my element. Got by the way. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to know how to do that fold trick where like, oh,

0:25:55.200 --> 0:25:57.600
<v Speaker 1>you grab two corners and like. But but that was

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<v Speaker 1>like when I was a kid, and I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was neat. You don't old clothes like that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I file fold so it's like when you're looking

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<v Speaker 2>into a drawer, it's like you're looking like you can

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<v Speaker 2>look for your clothes, like you know, like papers in

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<v Speaker 2>a foul cabinet.

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<v Speaker 3>I do that with sweatshirts only.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, only sweatshirts, not everything.

0:26:11.640 --> 0:26:13.200
<v Speaker 1>No, everything everything else, like to hang.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's I mean, that's ideal. Yes, I mean if

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<v Speaker 2>you could hang everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I can do you fold your underwear Rufina does.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, But here's the thing with folding the underwear,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you can't lay a bunch of underwear down and

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<v Speaker 1>then fold them over and then it's like, oh, now

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<v Speaker 1>I pick one up.

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<v Speaker 2>They all oh no, no, no, I hold them into little pouches. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you could like throw it. It's like a little underwear pouch,

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<v Speaker 2>like if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Had a little mini T shirt gun. Yes, you could

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<v Speaker 1>have a party.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. When I first started dating my fiance, we had

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<v Speaker 2>only been dating a few months, and I waited a

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<v Speaker 2>few weeks and then I was like, I'm so sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to redo your rumor. I can't keep coming over.

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<v Speaker 2>Its rived giving me anxiety. So I read it everything refolded,

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<v Speaker 2>everything did his underwear and the little pouches whatever. A

0:26:56.320 --> 0:26:59.600
<v Speaker 2>few weeks later was his birthday and we were about

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<v Speaker 2>to do a show, and I was like, where did

0:27:00.880 --> 0:27:03.159
<v Speaker 2>everybody go? And I walked into his bedroom and he

0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:06.560
<v Speaker 2>was standing around his dresser with a bunch of like

0:27:06.760 --> 0:27:09.320
<v Speaker 2>his thirty one year old friends, and they were all

0:27:09.359 --> 0:27:11.560
<v Speaker 2>looking at the underwear and throwing it like this is

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<v Speaker 2>so cool. I was like, this is how I know

0:27:13.400 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 2>he's my guy. He appreciates me folding his underwear and

0:27:17.880 --> 0:27:19.359
<v Speaker 2>pouches and is show.

0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:20.040
<v Speaker 1>And telling it.

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<v Speaker 3>And is he tidy?

0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:25.359
<v Speaker 2>He very much appreciates organization very much. He notices everything

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<v Speaker 2>I do. There's some things he does that make makes

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<v Speaker 2>my skin girl, Like even last night, basically our chur

0:27:33.880 --> 0:27:36.800
<v Speaker 2>thing is that he empties the dishwasher and I filled

0:27:36.800 --> 0:27:39.560
<v Speaker 2>the dishwasher. And last night I happened to be in

0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:41.879
<v Speaker 2>the kitchen while he was emptying the dishwasher, and my

0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:44.480
<v Speaker 2>mind was like, how we have a one bedroom apartment,

0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:48.880
<v Speaker 2>we have a very small kitchen. He probably put ninety

0:27:48.960 --> 0:27:51.840
<v Speaker 2>nine percent of the stuff in the wrong spot, Like, oh.

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:53.320
<v Speaker 1>That's just that's embarrassing.

0:27:53.400 --> 0:27:56.240
<v Speaker 2>How how are you doing that wrong? Like I truly

0:27:56.280 --> 0:27:59.640
<v Speaker 2>cannot comprehend, Like why are the mixing bowls with the pants?

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:02.679
<v Speaker 2>And then like tupperware is with the mixing bowl. I

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:05.720
<v Speaker 2>can't comprehend. And I just stood there and I was like, how,

0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:08.320
<v Speaker 2>how does this make any sense? Like what are you doing?

0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:12.840
<v Speaker 1>I get upset when my wife unloads the dishwasher and

0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:18.600
<v Speaker 1>she starts at the top. Everything has still some water residue,

0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:22.160
<v Speaker 1>so now everything is splashing down on the stuff that's

0:28:22.160 --> 0:28:22.480
<v Speaker 1>in there.

0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:25.440
<v Speaker 2>That's a very good point. So start at the bottom

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:26.399
<v Speaker 2>and work your way up.

0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:27.600
<v Speaker 3>Work your way up that way.

0:28:27.840 --> 0:28:31.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't have to read dry everything, or of course

0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:33.479
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't do that. She just puts away things that

0:28:33.520 --> 0:28:33.960
<v Speaker 1>are wet.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly never really thought of this, but I'm definitely

0:28:38.000 --> 0:28:40.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna double check that when I get home tonight and

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:42.600
<v Speaker 2>be like, watch how he's unloading up.

0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Well. I mean, the problem too is I've got a dump.

0:28:44.960 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I have little kids, so I have every version of

0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 1>sippy cups. Lord knows, they're getting diseases from these straws

0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:55.040
<v Speaker 1>that I've never properly cleaned. I spent eight years building

0:28:55.880 --> 0:28:58.240
<v Speaker 1>and rebuilding because of fire, burned it down halfway through

0:28:58.800 --> 0:29:02.160
<v Speaker 1>mike e temporary home that I that I love. And

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<v Speaker 1>when I started this process, and this is fifteen years ago,

0:29:07.560 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 1>I was single and just happy. Then I'm married, children,

0:29:14.440 --> 0:29:15.240
<v Speaker 1>more pets.

0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 3>So what do you do? What do you tell.

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 1>People when one person is so organized and the other

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>person is just a horrible.

0:29:25.160 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is an age old problem. I feel like

0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 2>when I get brought in, people always call me also

0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:33.880
<v Speaker 2>a marriage counselor, because usually the person bringing me in

0:29:34.040 --> 0:29:37.920
<v Speaker 2>is the unorganized half of the couple. Oh, because they're like,

0:29:38.080 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 2>I suck at this and my partner's gonna murder me.

0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:42.800
<v Speaker 2>So I have to do something to try to make

0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 2>this better. So typically that's when I come in. I'm

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:48.920
<v Speaker 2>a gift to the other partner. Okay, but I usually

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:51.080
<v Speaker 2>tell people to try to stick to their own stuff.

0:29:51.320 --> 0:29:52.480
<v Speaker 3>Here's the I have a son.

0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:55.640
<v Speaker 2>That's hard. I don't have kids yet, so I know

0:29:55.800 --> 0:29:58.120
<v Speaker 2>that when I have kids, it's just gonna I'm all,

0:29:58.120 --> 0:29:59.680
<v Speaker 2>my opinions are gonna change and I'm gonna have to

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:00.479
<v Speaker 2>read things everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm you know, I'm one of these people like, oh,

0:30:03.200 --> 0:30:06.600
<v Speaker 1>how do you keep your you know them from I

0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:09.120
<v Speaker 1>have an indoor garden that has some rocks and a fountain,

0:30:09.440 --> 0:30:11.800
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, how do you keep your kids from

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:14.720
<v Speaker 1>from messing with it? And it's like every time they

0:30:14.760 --> 0:30:19.520
<v Speaker 1>go near it, I scream. I'm like, knock it off,

0:30:19.880 --> 0:30:23.040
<v Speaker 1>and that's what they Yeah, no, because I have a

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:26.440
<v Speaker 1>tone that they know. Back the problem I have now

0:30:26.480 --> 0:30:29.160
<v Speaker 1>though with my son. He's at an age where I

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:34.520
<v Speaker 1>and especially this new world of letting boys be boys

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:38.840
<v Speaker 1>or whatever they want to be, I'm trying to subtly

0:30:38.880 --> 0:30:45.600
<v Speaker 1>without anyone noticing, shame him, uh with not needing to

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:49.480
<v Speaker 1>have so many stuffed animals lovese. Oh good, well, right,

0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:51.960
<v Speaker 1>but you can't do that to a kid. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to let a boy. You can't say, oh, boys don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to have a thousand stuffed animals.

0:30:57.000 --> 0:30:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Do any kids need to have a thousand?

0:30:59.040 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 1>No? No, he doesn't have that. What I do is

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just I throw them away. I just

0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:08.400
<v Speaker 1>throw them away, constantly throwing them away. I just want

0:31:08.480 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 1>him to get to an age where he's embarrassed that

0:31:11.320 --> 0:31:13.400
<v Speaker 1>he has stuffed animals, and I know that's wrong. I

0:31:13.400 --> 0:31:14.160
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't want that.

0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Maybe he'll be like you and he'll have a little

0:31:16.040 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 2>OCD in him.

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:19.040
<v Speaker 1>I know, as my wife fears that I'm putting out

0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:21.800
<v Speaker 1>because I get he doesn't like to get dirty sometimes

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:23.720
<v Speaker 1>when he plays and she goes that's because you're telling

0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:26.480
<v Speaker 1>him he's dirty, right right right? I also I am

0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:27.960
<v Speaker 1>trying to teach him to sit to pee.

0:31:30.880 --> 0:31:33.320
<v Speaker 2>That's where I have no opinion.

0:31:33.440 --> 0:31:35.040
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you have no opinion? You're a woman,

0:31:35.400 --> 0:31:37.360
<v Speaker 1>you're a woman. You want you want to sit on

0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:39.480
<v Speaker 1>a dirty toilet that you want to come over to

0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:40.440
<v Speaker 1>my house and all of a sudden, O.

0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:41.520
<v Speaker 3>There's oh guess what.

0:31:41.640 --> 0:31:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, but if you know that Mike, my boy's pee sitting,

0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:49.479
<v Speaker 1>you're going to be like, here's where I give up

0:31:49.520 --> 0:31:52.200
<v Speaker 1>with her? Is the shared space and a shared space

0:31:52.280 --> 0:31:55.280
<v Speaker 1>area I put it. We put everything away. Rufine, and

0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:59.400
<v Speaker 1>I but the refrigerator. What's your refrigerator? Look on the inside?

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<v Speaker 2>If I do it?

0:32:01.040 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 3>Is it right now? Who cares? Your Is it organized?

0:32:04.600 --> 0:32:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:32:05.360 --> 0:32:06.000
<v Speaker 3>Completely?

0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:07.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean there's labels on the whole thing.

0:32:07.800 --> 0:32:10.040
<v Speaker 3>You have glass tupperware, Yes, I'm.

0:32:09.920 --> 0:32:11.040
<v Speaker 2>A glass tup of work early?

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Sure you my refrigerator? Okay, this is the area that

0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 1>I just I lose.

0:32:16.560 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 2>I put labels in my fridge, cheese, milk, like literally

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:24.320
<v Speaker 2>where everything should go. My fiance just shoves it all

0:32:24.400 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 2>in there and then I have to pull it all

0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 2>out and redo it. Like every single day.

0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:30.880
<v Speaker 1>This enrages me. What I'm looking at right now, But

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:33.520
<v Speaker 1>this is this is I just give up and I

0:32:33.600 --> 0:32:36.160
<v Speaker 1>let her And it's not horrific, but it is.

0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:37.520
<v Speaker 3>It's nonsense.

0:32:38.040 --> 0:32:40.400
<v Speaker 1>There's no reason for stuff, and I just have to

0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:42.080
<v Speaker 1>because there's I'm so out.

0:32:41.960 --> 0:32:44.120
<v Speaker 2>No lazy Susan in there, though. That's impressive.

0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:45.400
<v Speaker 1>That's a hot sauce, lazy susan.

0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:45.840
<v Speaker 2>I love that.

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know you know this, I.

0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Really caught my eye.

0:32:49.760 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 1>I call my my wife. She has a nickname, we

0:32:52.200 --> 0:32:56.640
<v Speaker 1>have a name. I call her bitch. I just realized

0:32:56.680 --> 0:33:00.160
<v Speaker 1>that I can't always say that in public because.

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 2>People don't They don't know that it's out of love.

0:33:02.680 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 1>Well, and in our house, bitch is gender neutral, got it,

0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:10.760
<v Speaker 1>she calls me bitch. Bitch. Yeah, anyway, she gets me.

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:15.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know fucking what hot a lazy susan full

0:33:15.440 --> 0:33:18.800
<v Speaker 1>of the fifty best hot sauces that every man needs.

0:33:18.840 --> 0:33:22.320
<v Speaker 2>Do you like hot sauce? I guess you're not passionate

0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:23.200
<v Speaker 2>about hot sauce?

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:25.680
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to know how long I don't like

0:33:25.720 --> 0:33:26.520
<v Speaker 1>people to come over?

0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:27.120
<v Speaker 2>So?

0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you know how long it's going to take me

0:33:28.840 --> 0:33:32.240
<v Speaker 1>to go through fifty bottles of hot and know which

0:33:32.280 --> 0:33:34.320
<v Speaker 1>one is right for this fish taco.

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:36.600
<v Speaker 2>It's just stup burden.

0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:41.440
<v Speaker 3>Her gift is just stupid, Janelle, Do you believe in ghosts?

0:33:42.080 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I have no opinions about ghost strong opinions about aliens?

0:33:45.240 --> 0:33:47.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh, interesting, wild card?

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:47.719
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 3>Where are you at on aliens?

0:33:49.120 --> 0:33:49.560
<v Speaker 2>They're here?

0:33:49.760 --> 0:33:53.400
<v Speaker 1>They're here already, I think they're here. Oh that's cool. Yeah, No,

0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I haven't even thought. I even thought to discuss the

0:33:57.040 --> 0:33:58.200
<v Speaker 1>topic of aliens.

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:01.800
<v Speaker 2>There's a million documentary right now. I've seen them all.

0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:02.800
<v Speaker 3>You like sci fi?

0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:03.600
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:34:03.960 --> 0:34:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Hate it?

0:34:04.760 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Hate sci fi?

0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:06.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I hate it.

0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Too, like real documentaries about real aliens and like, right, but.

0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:12.279
<v Speaker 1>There there's not real aliens yet. You don't know that,

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:16.160
<v Speaker 1>well I do, But so it's just sci fi?

0:34:16.320 --> 0:34:17.839
<v Speaker 2>Right, I guess all right?

0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:20.879
<v Speaker 1>I give everyone a gift on the show, and it's

0:34:20.960 --> 0:34:22.160
<v Speaker 1>just something from my house.

0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 2>Great, so your clutter becomes my clutter.

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:26.279
<v Speaker 1>That's literally what I've done. And I've I mean I've

0:34:26.320 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 1>done it. I've enjoyed it and sometimes it's genuine, like

0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:33.600
<v Speaker 1>I put thought into it. Are you excited for it?

0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:36.080
<v Speaker 1>For what garbage I'm going to give you?

0:34:36.160 --> 0:34:38.040
<v Speaker 2>We're going to see how long it lasts in my house.

0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 1>But it's going to leave here, Yes, in your in

0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:41.600
<v Speaker 1>your car.

0:34:41.760 --> 0:34:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, I'm prepared. I was mentally prepared. You were,

0:34:45.600 --> 0:34:47.880
<v Speaker 2>I was. They prepared me for it. They're he's going

0:34:47.920 --> 0:34:49.880
<v Speaker 2>to give you something, you're gonna haver. But it's not

0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:53.640
<v Speaker 2>at least it's not this very orrateful. It's not those No.

0:34:54.320 --> 0:35:01.000
<v Speaker 1>No, here's what you're getting because I don't it. It's

0:35:01.040 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 1>this chair. Now, let me tell you about this chair.

0:35:04.680 --> 0:35:07.720
<v Speaker 1>This is was my office chair on Tosh point zero

0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:11.440
<v Speaker 1>for fourteen years. A lot of people think it's uncomfortable.

0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:13.920
<v Speaker 1>It's not. It's got springs. I think it's we I

0:35:13.960 --> 0:35:20.319
<v Speaker 1>looked it up yesterday. What does it cost eight this chair?

0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:23.600
<v Speaker 3>It's not a piece of shit? But guess what.

0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 1>My web's like, what are you doing at the Jago

0:35:25.200 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 1>can get rid of it? I'm like, we don't have

0:35:27.320 --> 0:35:29.279
<v Speaker 1>a place for it. Why do I just have a

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:31.879
<v Speaker 1>chair in my house? So then I bring it here

0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>and he's freaking out about it. John, He's like, why

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:36.239
<v Speaker 1>do we have an extra chair in you? We don't

0:35:36.239 --> 0:35:38.520
<v Speaker 1>have enough room as it is. I'm like, I'm gonna

0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:39.800
<v Speaker 1>give it away to the right person.

0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:41.439
<v Speaker 2>Does that mean yeah?

0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Because it's it's sleek and modern.

0:35:43.960 --> 0:35:45.840
<v Speaker 2>It is it is actually very much my style.

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:48.040
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to find a place where You're gonna

0:35:48.040 --> 0:35:48.160
<v Speaker 1>have to.

0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Find a place for this in my one misroom apartment.

0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, it's gonna be nice.

0:35:51.560 --> 0:35:52.600
<v Speaker 2>My cat's gonna like it.

0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:54.279
<v Speaker 1>Nope, your cat won't be able to do anything to

0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:54.640
<v Speaker 1>this thing.

0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:56.720
<v Speaker 2>I know. That's why that's great nice.

0:35:57.239 --> 0:35:59.320
<v Speaker 1>This chair is now out of my life.

0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you so much.

0:36:01.200 --> 0:36:03.600
<v Speaker 1>What do you think about that digital clutter? Or do

0:36:03.640 --> 0:36:05.839
<v Speaker 1>you tell people to get do stuff with that or no?

0:36:05.960 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I get asked it all the time, and to

0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:10.840
<v Speaker 2>be honest, I feel like I haven't nailed it myself.

0:36:11.239 --> 0:36:13.080
<v Speaker 2>So it's it's just hard.

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:15.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Like if I showed you that I have three

0:36:15.840 --> 0:36:18.839
<v Speaker 1>eight and seventy three emails unopened.

0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:20.720
<v Speaker 2>I might have more. I'm the worst. I'm the worst.

0:36:20.760 --> 0:36:23.160
<v Speaker 2>That's the one thing I'm I can. I have my

0:36:23.200 --> 0:36:26.160
<v Speaker 2>shit together, but when it comes to responding and emails,

0:36:26.200 --> 0:36:27.240
<v Speaker 2>and I'm the worst.

0:36:27.680 --> 0:36:30.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't reply. Do you reply to everybody?

0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:30.759
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:31.360
<v Speaker 1>I forget.

0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:32.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm terrible.

0:36:32.640 --> 0:36:35.640
<v Speaker 3>I feel like if I've read it in my head.

0:36:35.680 --> 0:36:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you've replied, I've replied, yes, I always do the

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:41.359
<v Speaker 2>thing where I read it and then I go back

0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:44.000
<v Speaker 2>and then I unread it so that I'll remember to respond.

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:44.399
<v Speaker 1>Nope.

0:36:44.440 --> 0:36:45.880
<v Speaker 2>So now I just have like I have ten on

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:47.239
<v Speaker 2>read messages at all times.

0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:50.879
<v Speaker 1>You have your read receipts on. No, and then embarrassing.

0:36:50.680 --> 0:36:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Never Pete does it ooh props, I could.

0:36:54.680 --> 0:36:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Never Who about flashlight?

0:36:56.680 --> 0:36:58.440
<v Speaker 1>You ever have your flashlight accidentally on?

0:36:58.560 --> 0:36:58.719
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:36:58.880 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 1>That to me is embarrassing.

0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:00.879
<v Speaker 2>No, I would never.

0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Like that's like, that's like having something in between your

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:08.480
<v Speaker 1>teeth at this point, you're walking around with the flashlight on. No,

0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:11.080
<v Speaker 1>God damn it. What's your favorite HGTV show?

0:37:11.400 --> 0:37:14.560
<v Speaker 2>My favorite HG you know for your house Hunters?

0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, you're traditional, it's good, it's bullshit. The show's fun.

0:37:18.320 --> 0:37:19.799
<v Speaker 1>They shoot it out of order.

0:37:20.400 --> 0:37:22.760
<v Speaker 2>They never get along the couple on the same page.

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm giving like, behind the scenes, they've already bought the

0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:27.360
<v Speaker 1>home and then they shoot the episode and you go

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:28.400
<v Speaker 1>look at two other homes.

0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes, what about Chip and Joanna?

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 1>You like them? Yeah?

0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:32.759
<v Speaker 2>I used to watch her show all the time. I

0:37:32.840 --> 0:37:33.640
<v Speaker 2>like all that stuff.

0:37:33.680 --> 0:37:36.720
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, but but about her sticking a fucking clock

0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:37.480
<v Speaker 1>on every wall?

0:37:37.800 --> 0:37:40.799
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's not my stop personal taste. So I

0:37:40.800 --> 0:37:42.920
<v Speaker 2>think that what they do is awesome, just not my style.

0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:45.320
<v Speaker 3>Well, somebody had to fix up Waco.

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:51.359
<v Speaker 1>That's where they're from, right, Yeah, they're a bunch of

0:37:52.000 --> 0:37:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Waco right wingers. What would be your show, let's figure

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 1>it out.

0:37:56.160 --> 0:37:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it would be kind of like what

0:37:58.800 --> 0:38:00.960
<v Speaker 2>I do on a daily basis this kind.

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:02.319
<v Speaker 1>Of take all any celebrities.

0:38:02.800 --> 0:38:06.560
<v Speaker 2>No, I think maybe I feel like regular everybody people.

0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Those people are so boring to watch.

0:38:08.360 --> 0:38:10.120
<v Speaker 2>You know who. Like my specialty is as I do

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:13.480
<v Speaker 2>a lot of like YouTubers and TikTokers and like young

0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:16.839
<v Speaker 2>people who like come into a lot of money and.

0:38:16.760 --> 0:38:19.200
<v Speaker 1>They're fast, and they just buy those MC mansions.

0:38:18.960 --> 0:38:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Huge mc mansions and they're like, what the heck do

0:38:21.040 --> 0:38:22.480
<v Speaker 2>I do? And then they fill it with a bunch

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:23.359
<v Speaker 2>of really random stuff.

0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:25.120
<v Speaker 1>That's what I And they don't even drapes yet.

0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:27.680
<v Speaker 2>That is literally exactly what I do. What I did

0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:30.839
<v Speaker 2>yesterday literally And I like to like come in and

0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:32.799
<v Speaker 2>be like, Okay, this is what you need to have

0:38:32.840 --> 0:38:35.279
<v Speaker 2>a functional house. These are the things that are you know.

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 2>So I would do something kind of like that mixed

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:38.719
<v Speaker 2>with the organizing and what.

0:38:38.600 --> 0:38:40.520
<v Speaker 1>About people that go tiny? What do you think of them.

0:38:40.719 --> 0:38:42.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how they do it. They probably have

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 2>a storage.

0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Do you like that though?

0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Do you like those tiny houses? Now? You ever been

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:46.480
<v Speaker 1>in one?

0:38:46.560 --> 0:38:46.799
<v Speaker 5>I have?

0:38:47.719 --> 0:38:51.799
<v Speaker 2>I have where my exes family was like into them

0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:53.880
<v Speaker 2>for a while, and so they were like going to

0:38:53.960 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 2>build some So I.

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:57.319
<v Speaker 1>Saw like some were they just doing it for like

0:38:57.360 --> 0:39:00.400
<v Speaker 1>to sell or like to live? I don't they're a

0:39:00.400 --> 0:39:04.200
<v Speaker 1>flipping tiny house. Yeah, your ex's parents.

0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wish I wasn't talking about that.

0:39:07.560 --> 0:39:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's funny. Do you think do you think you

0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:11.759
<v Speaker 1>need somebody to bounce you out? Or do you think

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:13.799
<v Speaker 1>two people in the same world would be a bad thing?

0:39:14.120 --> 0:39:17.239
<v Speaker 2>I think that if he did it, if he didn't

0:39:17.320 --> 0:39:20.799
<v Speaker 2>like appreciate my crazy and value it and let me

0:39:20.880 --> 0:39:23.399
<v Speaker 2>just run with it and like do it, it wouldn't work.

0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:25.560
<v Speaker 2>But I think if he was equally as opinionated, that

0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:27.360
<v Speaker 2>would be terrible. I'm crazy.

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Is he fine if you're the bread winner?

0:39:29.400 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but he's very smart.

0:39:32.640 --> 0:39:35.200
<v Speaker 1>Is he motivated? Oh yeah, that's annoying.

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:37.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well it's great because since we've been together, I

0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:39.360
<v Speaker 2>feel like I've been able to take my career to

0:39:39.360 --> 0:39:42.200
<v Speaker 2>the next level purely because like we can we love

0:39:42.239 --> 0:39:43.040
<v Speaker 2>to like brainstorm.

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:44.160
<v Speaker 3>Are you guys competitive?

0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:46.640
<v Speaker 2>No, No, just more like we love to brainstorm together.

0:39:46.920 --> 0:39:49.879
<v Speaker 1>You guys get in fights. No, I don't get fights either.

0:39:49.960 --> 0:39:50.160
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:39:50.160 --> 0:39:51.720
<v Speaker 3>People say say marriage is work.

0:39:52.239 --> 0:39:54.440
<v Speaker 2>It's not right. No, I can't imagine.

0:39:54.480 --> 0:39:56.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't work at all. I don't do anything like

0:39:57.040 --> 0:39:59.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I yell at her sometimes and she yells

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<v Speaker 1>at me, but like there's no work. Yeah, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>just get divorced. What should we all do immediately today

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<v Speaker 1>to make our lives a little more organized?

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<v Speaker 2>Get rid of something, Get rid of something you've been

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<v Speaker 2>holding on that you don't need.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy. I'm getting rid of this sweater. This interview

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<v Speaker 1>is done.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go one thing, Like you open up your

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<v Speaker 2>cabinet to grab a mug and there's like one that's

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<v Speaker 2>chipped or you hate it or you never use it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's terrible size. Just like, get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a chipped plate and you just keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>I put it on the bottom stack and we never

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<v Speaker 1>get to it.

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<v Speaker 2>So just get rid of it. I know, But I like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to serve someone with the chipped plate.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I liked the height of the plates.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't you just replace it?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I want to just get.

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<v Speaker 2>Rid of it. It's going to be okay, You're going

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<v Speaker 2>to survive.

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<v Speaker 3>It's heath ceramics.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's beautiful. Yeah you can't. That's maybe a little different.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you need to like touch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Up or something it. Janelle, thank you for being on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. And if I ever have some more old furniture,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna send it your way.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, pshaw, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to thank Janelle for being on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to congratulate her on her upcoming nuptials. I

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<v Speaker 1>really hope, I hope this one sticks. Carl. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>Perjanelle's request, I'm gonna get rid of a few of

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<v Speaker 1>your chew toys. What do you think about that? Huh

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<v Speaker 1>high five? All right, that's a no to that. We're

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<v Speaker 1>keeping all of your chew toys. I think we have

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<v Speaker 1>time for our favorite segment, Hello from Toss Show. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where I say hello to one of our subscribers. First

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<v Speaker 1>one is to the Petty family. I hear the mom

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<v Speaker 1>forces the kids to watch every week because she wants

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<v Speaker 1>them to have a good sense of humor. I just

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<v Speaker 1>hope they're age appropriate. Fifteen. I think that's a good

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<v Speaker 1>starting age for this podcast, right, Yeah, maybe maybe thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>if they're super mature, if they've got a good body.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure that doesn't seem right. Who else Tarka, Oh hello

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<v Speaker 1>to Tarika. She's pregnant. She still goes to work. Wow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't told her company yet. She just keeps just pretending

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<v Speaker 1>that she's got some allergic reactions to things. She just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you ever see those sitcoms where they like

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<v Speaker 1>a star gets pregnant, but they don't want to put

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<v Speaker 1>it in so they just kind of like always have

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<v Speaker 1>a box in front of them. Apparently that's what Tarica

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<v Speaker 1>is doing at work, just hiding her pregnancy to the

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<v Speaker 1>very last minute. Good luck with that. We got some

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<v Speaker 1>plugs boyswarpink dot Com, the cutest toddler clothing line? What else?

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<v Speaker 1>My tour dates, come see me, come say hi to

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<v Speaker 1>me and Carl? What else? We got? The Goat coming

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<v Speaker 1>out May night. That's gonna be exciting. I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna crash a few viewing parties. I'm sure they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be popping up all over the so Cal area. I

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<v Speaker 1>just come in like Hey guys, just checking out your

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<v Speaker 1>Goat viewing party. I just wanted to just want to

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<v Speaker 1>say hi to Goat Nation. Oh yeah, all right, here's

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<v Speaker 1>one of my kids bedtime stories.

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<v Speaker 3>See you next week, once.

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<v Speaker 1>Upon a time.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, come Monday summons. You want to see something crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Can I brew my b Yeah you can't the end?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you just retelling tonight when you saw when I

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<v Speaker 1>told you to come in the hallway and look at

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<v Speaker 1>the spider.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah,