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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone.

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Speaker 2: Frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, just DONK just checking in? You know, DONC what

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Speaker 1: DONK from? Oh you know what? Dude? Like, well, I

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Speaker 1: guess we haven't talked on the phone because I'm like

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Speaker 1: this is my first day anyway. Like, so you're a

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Speaker 1: subscriber to dot com, you know, like the virtual assistant

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Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, yeah, my name is Paul Donkler, but

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Speaker 1: like you can just call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donkball,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm your new virtual assistant. You're Mike what havingt Jessica?

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Speaker 1: Oh you mean like the virtual assistant that you had

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Speaker 1: at first or whatever?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I don't know, but they put me on

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Speaker 1: the case like a couple of days ago. So I've

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Speaker 1: been handling stuff for you and like so now I'm

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Speaker 1: just calling the check in, you know, cause I know

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Speaker 1: a few things about your sketch that I wanted to

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Speaker 1: go over with you.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, first off, when was anybody going to notify

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Speaker 2: me that there was a change?

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, you know what, bro, Like I was supposed

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Speaker 1: to notify you like three days ago, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. But like I'm not really on it with

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Speaker 1: stuff like that, so like kind of like mess that

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Speaker 1: one up. But so like I'm notifying you right now, dude,

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Speaker 1: Like Donk is all over it. Dude. Okay, okay, this

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Speaker 1: is confusing.

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Speaker 2: Okay. So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica

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Speaker 2: with you. Yeah, and you were supposed to tell me

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Speaker 2: this yeah three days ago. Yeah did And you're telling

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Speaker 2: me now.

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Speaker 1: Dude, you have the nail right on the head. I'm

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Speaker 1: proud of you, you know.

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Speaker 2: So then wait, so who's been carrying the work for

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Speaker 2: the past three days.

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Speaker 1: That would be Donk, Like I've been handling stuff like crazy,

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Speaker 1: bro already, Like I know this one thing about your

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Speaker 1: schedule that was very concerning to me, like you have

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Speaker 1: no gym time, bro, And so I went ahead and

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Speaker 1: like there was like a meeting tomorrow, and then like

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Speaker 1: in two days, like another meeting. You know, I went

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Speaker 1: ahead and canceled those for you, and then I plugged

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Speaker 1: in like an hour each day, like we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: chest tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Wait wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 2: wait wait wait wait wait wait are you telling me

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Speaker 2: that you've canceled two of my meetings because I need

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Speaker 2: to go to the gym just.

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Speaker 1: Day tomorrow, Dude, I already put the work out in

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Speaker 1: there and then boulder shoulders two days after moron, do.

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Speaker 2: You understand what you just canceled on me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in

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Speaker 1: the place of gym time, and like, I got a

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Speaker 1: question for you. Who's Jim.

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Speaker 2: That's the CEO of the company? Okay, Yeah, that I.

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Speaker 1: Worked for so well, Like he was sending some emails. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I didn't like the tone, so I want to have

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Speaker 1: to responded on your behalf like and I told him,

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Speaker 1: what's what, dude? I told him to step off, and

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Speaker 1: I told him, don't ever talk to you that way. Well,

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Speaker 1: I pretended to be you. I hope that's okay, Like.

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Speaker 2: What what did you do? What did you do? Not?

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Speaker 2: Why did you even talk and think of any kind

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Speaker 2: of tone that you needed to think? Oh, I can't

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Speaker 2: even think right now. You should not have sent a

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Speaker 2: thing to anyone without bringing it to me first. And

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Speaker 2: now you're telling me that you've sent emails to the

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Speaker 2: CEO of the company.

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Speaker 1: Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,

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Speaker 1: I will let you know that you had like a

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Speaker 1: presentation coming up, Like, I won't let you know, dude,

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Speaker 1: I went ahead and did it for you. It's already

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Speaker 1: to the client.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait so you sent the presentation to Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Dude, took care of it like, no, prob it was

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Speaker 1: super easy to you. Like, really, what I did was

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Speaker 1: I just outlined a good plan for them, you know,

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Speaker 1: like macros, nutritions and workouts.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: I included the older shoulder workout that you got in

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Speaker 1: two days from now.

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Speaker 2: No, we got to get rid of you. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm done with you, dude. This is not how business

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Speaker 2: is conducted. This is not how you treat your clients.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even speak to your boss.

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Speaker 1: Well I can't do that because this is actually Jubil

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Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your girlfriend Tina. Say you up? Oh she said

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Speaker 1: you hired a virtual assistant company and want to invest

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Speaker 1: with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm going to give her a call right now.

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Speaker 2: She has no idea.

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Speaker 1: That's scared. I would to didn't cancel all your phone

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Speaker 1: calls with her too for gym time. Alright, you guys

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks