WEBVTT - we are having an identity crisis

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to emergency intercom.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna do, like, welcome to this upside up.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't You obviously didn't pick up on that bot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't pick up what you were putting down.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't smell what you were pooping out.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did we find love in a vibelest place?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we found love in like a hellscape.

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<v Speaker 2>Way, what I'm saying, our hellscape is a vibeleist place.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a vibelest place to be.

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<v Speaker 1>If you ask me, if Lana del Rey said we

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<v Speaker 1>found love in a hellscape, I would have busted in

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<v Speaker 1>that and literally busted in that and slipped in it

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<v Speaker 1>and broke my skull.

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<v Speaker 2>Like Yeah, one time I was talking about a couch

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<v Speaker 2>I had on like a celebrity, and I just went

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<v Speaker 2>on the crazy nastiest. I was like, if they fucking score,

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<v Speaker 2>I would only be so lucky to like be running

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<v Speaker 2>down the hallway and like slipping it and get a

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<v Speaker 2>concussion and wake up in a hospital bed and like

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<v Speaker 2>the only thing they could give me is ivy fluid

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<v Speaker 2>of their squirt to like bring me back to lusts.

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<v Speaker 1>Like fucking crazy, And I was all off top of dome.

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<v Speaker 1>But we were just in our separate environments just now.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like on TikTok while they were setting

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<v Speaker 1>up in here or I don't know what the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>hew we're doing in here. I heard weird sounds. But anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>I was growing on TikTok and I heard or I

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<v Speaker 1>found this account that like makes t shirts. The shirts

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<v Speaker 1>are actually fucking sick, and I literally am gonna buy one.

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<v Speaker 1>If she sells them or if they sell them, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, but the basically what she does is she

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<v Speaker 1>takes the shirts and she cuts up the letters of

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<v Speaker 1>the shirts and like makes them into like different ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Like there was a Hello Kiddy one that said she

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<v Speaker 1>made it say like I am a toilet and then

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<v Speaker 1>she just like em sews it into the shirt. It's

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<v Speaker 1>really ill, But oh my god, why don't I just say.

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<v Speaker 2>You need this?

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<v Speaker 1>I say that that was really that was weird.

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<v Speaker 2>It's super true.

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<v Speaker 1>Not Ben Trill for real Ben Trill. But she pulled

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<v Speaker 1>out this baby onesie. It's a onesie for an infant

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<v Speaker 1>that says lock up your daughter's baby gap nineteen eighty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy fucking vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. That's like such a common thing. They still sell

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<v Speaker 2>those shirts That's a crazy thing is we've gone so

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<v Speaker 2>far in society, but we're still giving little baby boys

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<v Speaker 2>lock up your daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, your daughter's.

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<v Speaker 2>Better run in fucking high your daughter better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna fucking kill your daughters, Like my son is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna kill your daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>Wants to be some weird and the like, Oh he's

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<v Speaker 2>so handsome, he's gonna literally steal your fucking daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>And lock him up in the basement.

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<v Speaker 2>I had, I had a lock up. I had a

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<v Speaker 2>lock your daughter's shirt that I got from like Walgreens

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<v Speaker 2>forever going. I remember I was doing a brand deal

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<v Speaker 2>for this watch company and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was Daniel Wellington. Yeah, oh dude, my dad brother loved

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<v Speaker 1>my Daniel Wellington munch loved it. But I actually got

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<v Speaker 1>it back, really why because he died. I wanted it

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<v Speaker 1>back so bad for like years, and he wouldn't give

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<v Speaker 1>it back to me, and then so you.

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<v Speaker 2>In the end, well, actually no, it was for a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking glasses company. It was for Glasses USA. But I

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<v Speaker 2>had that shirt on and it's a picture of me

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<v Speaker 2>like sitting at a table, but like you could see

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<v Speaker 2>the shirt on, which I don't know why I thought

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<v Speaker 2>I'm shooting a brain deal, I should wear my lock

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<v Speaker 2>up your Daughter shirt, like I don't know why I

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<v Speaker 2>thought that was gonna slide, but they were like cold.

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<v Speaker 2>She retake this with a different shirt, and I was like, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so annoying that I know that boiled your blood

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<v Speaker 1>because that would have pissed me the fuck off.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, these pictures eat, You're like literally tripping

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm gonna post them, and that that photo did eat.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think I had to edit it so if

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<v Speaker 2>you see the shirt, it looks like just a black

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<v Speaker 2>shirt or something like I edited it somehow that I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't say that, yeah, which I don't know how I

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<v Speaker 2>did it, maybe in phase two, and I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to. I'm not a photoshop kind

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<v Speaker 2>of girl, like honestly something. If someone held a gun

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<v Speaker 2>to my head and was like, you need to photoshop this,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, no, I know people, I know people.

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<v Speaker 1>I know literally like I would rather die than photoshop.

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<v Speaker 1>But for some reason, I use photoshop literally maybe twice

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<v Speaker 1>a year where I actually have to use it for work,

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<v Speaker 1>and I am subscribed all the way throughout the year,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is sixty dollars a month, which is saying,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking crazy package. No easy, Yeah, it should be illegal

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<v Speaker 1>to charge that much for that shit, because like six

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and seven and twenty dollars a year for something

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<v Speaker 1>that I could a bot for fucking twelve dollars, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all are psycho, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in a pirate shot. I'm starting a pirate ship,

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<v Speaker 1>like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know we need to get back to that, like why

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<v Speaker 2>we've come around the bend and now we know we

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<v Speaker 2>can steal from big conglomerates, so we have to start

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<v Speaker 2>doing it digitally, Like there needs to be more digital theft.

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<v Speaker 1>That shirt. That's like you wouldn't download a car, would you?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? I literally would like what are you talking about? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>If I can illegally downloading, I would do it. What

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<v Speaker 2>are we talking?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I got a three D printer it's

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<v Speaker 1>not here yet, and he's gonna download. I'm gonna download

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<v Speaker 1>a Bougatti in three D, print it in my like

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<v Speaker 1>micro printer nine inches at a time, and put it

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<v Speaker 1>over my car. Right But there. I I know we

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<v Speaker 1>knew do media at the end of the episode, but

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<v Speaker 1>I had to fucking talk about this show that I've

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<v Speaker 1>been watching Have you heard of Tiger King yet?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's this dude, Joe Exotic. He's a gay like cowboy

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<v Speaker 1>that owns.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gay and he likes tigers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's really crazy, and he's just like such a show.

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<v Speaker 2>He just likes tigers.

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<v Speaker 1>He's such an eccentric character that that's all it really needs.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's like murders and ship but yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>really amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Squid guy did like the world not believe that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it was crazy, we couldn't believe it. But

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<v Speaker 2>it was also because it was a week in to Lockdown.

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<v Speaker 1>And we were like, dude, I want to go back

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<v Speaker 1>to Lockdown so fucking bad, Like literally, take me back.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the best time in my fucking life. It

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<v Speaker 1>won't get sweeter than that.

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm tired the creator, I'm like, take me back,

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<v Speaker 2>take me back, take me back, take me back, take

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<v Speaker 2>me back, take me back, take me back.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, there's also a squid game.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what's that about?

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<v Speaker 1>She couldn't tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, explain that one. So this guy gets

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<v Speaker 2>taken into a car, right and you're like, why are

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<v Speaker 2>seeing this car? But then he's in a Mister Beasts video.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh oh they made that.

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<v Speaker 2>They made like a mister Beast but like with murder.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, yeah, it's kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy, Like I hope he got his like checks for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did he remake that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did he laid stage capitalism?

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's what I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got built up and then just fucking destroyed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it might actually still be. It might be he

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<v Speaker 1>should have done it, turned it into a museum.

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<v Speaker 2>Just gonna say, he should have turned into like a

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<v Speaker 2>like a selfie museum.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna get team whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I literally have a throbbing head.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that where you were looking for Adville this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I need it so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And you drank wine last night, but done too.

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<v Speaker 2>I never drink wine, But like, don't sit me in

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<v Speaker 2>a room with other girls and some alcohol, because a

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<v Speaker 2>mask talking will happen.

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<v Speaker 1>A mask talking with Pops there from the other night.

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<v Speaker 2>Not everyone one of them was, but not the one. Mm. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so Dune too, yes, which I don't know why they

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<v Speaker 2>need another.

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<v Speaker 1>One because that show is our new Star Wars. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like it's like, okay, look at like one of the

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<v Speaker 1>new farm style houses that are being built, like the

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<v Speaker 1>white ones with the black trim, Yes, the James Charles houses,

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<v Speaker 1>and then look at a mid century model house like

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like that in the seventies. I forgot what

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<v Speaker 1>point I was. What did you say, Oh what Dune?

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<v Speaker 1>Dune is the mid century modern from nineteen seventies house,

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<v Speaker 1>and Star Wars is like the fake farmhouse, fake farmhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's equivalent. I know, that's like what I'm saying

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<v Speaker 1>is like it's just elite better, big tall windows like

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<v Speaker 1>come like that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know that I agree, and I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>seen Dune, but I've been forced to watch the lost

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<v Speaker 2>Star Wars movies in my life, and unless they also

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<v Speaker 2>have a horny scene where a big slug captures a

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<v Speaker 2>girl in a bikini, then I don't know what's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar Isaac naked as fucking due, Yes, and he's naked

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<v Speaker 1>and hot in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Why you tell me that? Like now I haven't probably

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<v Speaker 2>told you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's kind of like tragic where he's naked,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like literally fucking lit.

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<v Speaker 2>See his Wiener.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they don't allow that, but you basically do. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean when they were you basically did in like scenes

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<v Speaker 1>from a marriage. Yeah, true, he was. It's love sexualizing people.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I need to suck like anytime he gets

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<v Speaker 2>brought up, if he gets becaumes really very real.

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<v Speaker 1>But I realize that I'm violently dehydrated, and if you

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<v Speaker 1>took me to a doctor, I haven't been drinking water

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<v Speaker 1>like I really haven't. And my skin is like drying,

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<v Speaker 1>cracking and nasty and like it's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>But well, it's also because it got back to being

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<v Speaker 2>cold as fuck in La, which is so annoying and

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<v Speaker 2>very scary because I don't think it's supposed to feel

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<v Speaker 2>like this. It may here.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really weird. It's like for like two years in La.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, imagine it was like this literally forever. I

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<v Speaker 1>would literally bust on like that would be so fucking

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<v Speaker 1>I think.

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<v Speaker 2>I would kill myself because I love this weather. But

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<v Speaker 2>I am like, can the sun come out?

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<v Speaker 1>Like the sun is really good day.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to be hot so I can pop my

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<v Speaker 3>shirt off. I haven't really been able to.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it would be good at the weather side like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was not to say it would be nice

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<v Speaker 1>if kaket his shirt on or the weather stayed.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I realized now my new fear is when I

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<v Speaker 2>meet new people and then the I like the topic

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<v Speaker 2>of jobs comes up and I'm like, oh, please don't

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<v Speaker 2>talk to me, Please don't talk to me, Like it's

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<v Speaker 2>like everybody's like talking about what they do. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's gonna be like in slow mo when

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<v Speaker 2>something embarrassing in the show happens and like they turn

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<v Speaker 2>to me and they're like, what do you do for work?

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<v Speaker 1>They like freaking out that I literally say I'm the word.

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<v Speaker 2>Really try to like disappear, Like when I see people

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<v Speaker 2>talking about work and I know, like there's a chance

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<v Speaker 2>that they turn to me, I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>I evacuate the room. Though I literally if someone asked me,

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<v Speaker 1>I literally say I'm the eyeword, like I'm I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>influencer unfortunately. But then I'm like, no, I'm fucking not.

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<v Speaker 1>But like here I go saying I'm a podcaster, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I say that, I'm like I have a podcast a YouTube,

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<v Speaker 2>Like oh, I'm one of those people who has a

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<v Speaker 2>podcast with my best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>But what they don't know is that we're one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most successful podcasts in the world. They're assuming we're.

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<v Speaker 2>O what they do know is that that's not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh trust the analytics.

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<v Speaker 2>The analytics don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, the analytics tell the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Did beget amber?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh a be real notification?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well mine was a PayPal taking money from me

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<v Speaker 2>for uber eats?

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa Also that should be put into like a scientist's

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<v Speaker 1>room and studied that One phone vibrated and we all

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<v Speaker 1>looked at ours immediately, like there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Something vibrated at the same time. That's why I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was mine.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something really scary about that, really scary about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think in ye olden times, if the phone rang,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody ran to the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>You fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know you're madjevious of what I just did.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get a green apple. Green Apple's the best

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<v Speaker 1>jolly rancher. They changed their formula. It's bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>That is crazy that you think green apple is the

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<v Speaker 2>best flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But then when somebody asked me what I do for work,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I say that, and then it's the next

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<v Speaker 2>shot of question is like what's the name, Like what's

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<v Speaker 2>the name of your podcast? I'm like you shouldn't listened

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<v Speaker 2>to it, and like you don't have to listen to

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<v Speaker 2>it because I was like, I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you don't one, you don't have to say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Never feel like you have to say that too, Please don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Thankfully, most of the people that asked me what I

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<v Speaker 1>do are random people from Grandberry, Texas that like I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of don't give a fuck about. So I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>like whatever whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just always meeting new people because I'm so sociable.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like mm hmm, it's like worst thing ever

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<v Speaker 2>for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well did that come up last night?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh, but I was. It was funny because like

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<v Speaker 2>it's usually okay when it's people around our age. When

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<v Speaker 2>it's older people, that's when it's really hard because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, you're gonna think like I should be

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<v Speaker 2>like working in the mines like or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we yearn for the mind but minecraft.

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<v Speaker 2>But they were like they're like around our age, and

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<v Speaker 2>but in my head, I was like, damn, we're having

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<v Speaker 2>such a good conversation that like now I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>she's gonna listen to the pocasts and be like it's

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<v Speaker 2>more fun talking to her in real life than hearing

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<v Speaker 2>this yeah, which is probably true because I'm just like

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<v Speaker 2>when I walk into a room, I fill it with

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<v Speaker 2>joy and piss because I'd bee everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what I do want to talk about? I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>fucking stupid for having this jolly ranger in my mouth

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<v Speaker 1>as I'm like literally speaking, But I wanted to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about get out my drug dealer horror stories from when

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<v Speaker 1>I live back in Texas. Oh yeah, I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about that. But I I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 1>to tart my mouth real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure this is like a universal experience where they're

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<v Speaker 1>like local drug dealers, like twenty three, twenty five, and

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<v Speaker 1>all of his clients are sixteen seventeen year olds, eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>year olds from like the high school, the local high school,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the number one horror story. Is like that

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<v Speaker 1>environment is so scary, and I'd see like my homies

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<v Speaker 1>that were the same age as me just like chilling

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<v Speaker 1>on the couch with this grown ass man, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was really fucking eerie and scary. But I'm sure that's

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<v Speaker 1>a universal experience.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not He's a drug dealer being hella old, yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Just being creepy with like younger girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's like so classically like drug dealer vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is a story unique to me, I'm sure,

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<v Speaker 1>and I cannot believe I haven't told this on the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>probably just to protect the like people, but no one

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<v Speaker 1>knows who I was friends with at the time. But

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<v Speaker 1>we had recently switched drug dealers. We had recently gone

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<v Speaker 1>from the one really close by my house to the

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<v Speaker 1>one close to the high school, which is like fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>minutes away, and he lived in like an apartment complex literally,

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<v Speaker 1>so the apartment complex is here, the police station and

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<v Speaker 1>pseudo courthouses here, and then the high school is like

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<v Speaker 1>right up the streets. So it was like really really

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<v Speaker 1>crazy to be like selling drugs out of there. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>it might have been a good facade, but anyways, he

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<v Speaker 1>was like dealing out of there, and we went there,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is like the first time he invited me

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<v Speaker 1>into his house, and I did not want to go

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<v Speaker 1>in there, but like basically it was one of those

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<v Speaker 1>situations where he was like holding the weed like hostage

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<v Speaker 1>and like making you hang out with him because he's

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<v Speaker 1>so lonely. Well, we got into the house and we're

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<v Speaker 1>just chilling on the couch and it's me and two

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<v Speaker 1>of my buddies that I'm not gonna mention my name,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're just hanging out in there, and like it

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<v Speaker 1>is like nasty fucking vibes in there, like a single

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<v Speaker 1>couch with like nothing else in the room. Like there's

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<v Speaker 1>a bedroom at the end of the hall, and you

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<v Speaker 1>can see through the door that we well, maybe he.

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<v Speaker 2>Just believes in like min over, so you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Just being judgment I mean, he had bread because he

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<v Speaker 1>was like the only other drug dealer in our hometown

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody needed to like put drugs in their system

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<v Speaker 1>because like there's nothing to do there. But you could

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<v Speaker 1>see through his bedroom and see like that as half

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<v Speaker 1>of his mattress was showing, and that he had like

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<v Speaker 1>a pile of clothes next to the bed, and like

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<v Speaker 1>it was just really really bad vibes and we're just

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<v Speaker 1>like chilling there and then all of a sudden, he

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<v Speaker 1>brings out a pipe and we thought it was weed,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he went up to like my so I

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<v Speaker 1>was really close with one of the dudes that I

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<v Speaker 1>was with, and then like byproxy, was with the other

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<v Speaker 1>kid and he went up to him. Thank god it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't fucking me, and was like, if you want your weed.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to smoke this and like prove to

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<v Speaker 1>me that you're not a cop. And we were like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're fifteen, sixteen years old, we're not fucking cops. Like

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about. And he went up and

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<v Speaker 1>was like I'm literally thirteen. Yeah, I'm literally a child.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like, you're gonna have to prove that

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<v Speaker 1>you're not wearing a wire and like that, like you're

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<v Speaker 1>down with the shits or whatever. And we were like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 1>like okay, it's just weed. Thank god it wasn't me. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he like had the pipe and this was like one

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<v Speaker 1>of those or so I thought was one of those

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<v Speaker 1>pipes where it was like the bowl and you hold

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<v Speaker 1>it like this with the carb right here and you

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<v Speaker 1>hit Yeah. I thought it was one of those until

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<v Speaker 1>he started lighting the bottom of it and we were like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen weed belt like that. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>it's like like in my thought process was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if it's like like heating up the cannabinoids

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<v Speaker 1>and like it's almost like vaporizing it instead of like

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<v Speaker 1>smoking it and helling it. And then I saw like

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<v Speaker 1>a giant plume of smoke fill this like orb and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is fucking crack, Like this is

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<v Speaker 1>meth or crack or like I don't know what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck it is. And he made my homie literally smoke

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<v Speaker 1>meth in front of me and like it was the

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<v Speaker 1>craziest fucking vibe ever, and like I didn't want to,

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<v Speaker 1>like I happened to the kid like what he actually

0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:32.800
<v Speaker 1>was like hell yeah he was. He was he like

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<v Speaker 1>bodied it, like.

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<v Speaker 2>For being like this might be my new slag.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, literally, like it was. It was really insane

0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:42.440
<v Speaker 1>and like so dark. Yeah, but like he was fine,

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<v Speaker 1>We're all fine. But literally I never went back to

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<v Speaker 1>that house ever again, and I never owned weed again

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<v Speaker 1>because I was like, fuck that. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>own this shit, my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, dude, Literally, I just want to see if you're chill.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like I want to make sure to.

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<v Speaker 2>People when they come to the house and be like

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to see if you chill, Like hit

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<v Speaker 2>this pipe, crag, hit this pipe of unannounced drugs. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't trust me, my fucking god, My friends don't trust

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<v Speaker 2>me anymore. That's what I say. Just close your eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, wait, you should close your eyes because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna give you a surprise and then make them smoke mas.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you chick fil a last night?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I literally got it this morning because I woke up

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<v Speaker 2>and I stood up in my fucking head like pounced

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<v Speaker 2>from the back of my skull to the front, and

0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:28.520
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I need food so that I'm not nauseous,

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<v Speaker 2>because I was really nauseous. And then I had like

0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:35.080
<v Speaker 2>five chicken nuggets and I feel a little better, a

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<v Speaker 2>little a little bettle.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what a gravity bond is?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like within the big jug and you like

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<v Speaker 2>pull it out. Bitches are so desperate to get It's

0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:48.720
<v Speaker 2>like that's when it's like, okay, just do math. That's

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<v Speaker 2>when I'm like, just do the fucking math, bro, Like

0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:54.080
<v Speaker 2>you need you need something more because you're literally like

0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:58.359
<v Speaker 2>you're defying gravity for like a weed high right now, Like.

0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:02.399
<v Speaker 1>You're like pushing it into your lungs at like a

0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:06.080
<v Speaker 1>crazy rate. Like it's really really dune. What you just

0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:07.960
<v Speaker 1>need to Like I did it once out of a

0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:14.680
<v Speaker 1>fireball bottle. It was really sick, actually, and that was flying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I literally probably was fine. Ironically, it probably was.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. I can't imagine you doing that. Did you freak

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<v Speaker 2>the funk out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I literally laid on the couch like grueling like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. I'm like good, Like it was fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>And then on the drive home, I had my head

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<v Speaker 1>up against the window and it was like we were

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<v Speaker 1>coming from like a bumpy gravel road and like I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like literally, yeah, I couldn't like control my body and

0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:48.280
<v Speaker 2>it was like bouncing off the I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>To wear a hat. I get to see my hair.

0:20:50.800 --> 0:20:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just get you a helmet.

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<v Speaker 1>What we gotta get is a haircut. But in the

0:21:02.400 --> 0:21:05.440
<v Speaker 1>back of the car, like I was in the front seat,

0:21:05.720 --> 0:21:11.320
<v Speaker 1>but like it was like and I was like moaning,

0:21:11.320 --> 0:21:13.080
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, oh, we're almost out. We're almost

0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:16.080
<v Speaker 1>out of the gravel road, like I promise, isn'tna be good? Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my fucking good.

0:21:17.359 --> 0:21:18.880
<v Speaker 2>I was just like choked on air.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that's my gravity bowing story. I could tell

0:21:23.200 --> 0:21:25.040
<v Speaker 1>you my dad story. The one and only time I

0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:25.639
<v Speaker 1>did a dab.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, if I did a dab, I think I was

0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:29.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking like I was in a bathiz.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how y'all do that shit, Like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's like that. Bitches are like yeah, I'm

0:21:35.560 --> 0:21:38.199
<v Speaker 2>gonna swoke this joint rolled in wax, rolled in uh

0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:40.919
<v Speaker 2>with a dab on top with keith on it. I

0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:43.560
<v Speaker 2>was saying, like, why don't We got into a conversation

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<v Speaker 2>last night at dinner where one of our friends was like,

0:21:48.240 --> 0:21:51.160
<v Speaker 2>if your friend was like on their deathbed and they

0:21:51.359 --> 0:21:53.359
<v Speaker 2>did see yourself teacher, and they were like this is

0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:56.400
<v Speaker 2>so crazy and you're gonna laugh at me, but I

0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:58.840
<v Speaker 2>really want you guys to eat a piece in me

0:21:58.880 --> 0:22:01.520
<v Speaker 2>before I get cremated or anything. And he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>would you do it, like if one of your friends

0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:06.920
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, like yeah, like if like your artist

0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:09.439
<v Speaker 2>friend was like I've used my hands like all my

0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:11.960
<v Speaker 2>life and like they're so meaningful to me, like because

0:22:11.960 --> 0:22:13.720
<v Speaker 2>I made all this art. I would love if like

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<v Speaker 2>a like each friend like had a piece of meat

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<v Speaker 2>to eat from my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Or I literally eat the skin off my fingers and

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<v Speaker 1>toes and my toe. It was like I don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a fuck, wait, I will eat someone.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was saying, I was like, girl, fuck

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<v Speaker 2>all that, why not just like roll my ashes like

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<v Speaker 2>their keif like put some wax on a joint and

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<v Speaker 2>then like roll the joint in my ashes and then

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<v Speaker 2>just smoke me. I'd be down for someone to talk.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't do that. I don't think I would eat someone.

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<v Speaker 2>You would rather smoke someone than eat them, because I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like smoking them is kind of too I know,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm like disgusting, so and I'm okay, that's well

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<v Speaker 2>to be To be clear, I would do both. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, Yeah, I wouldn't eat a piece of someone if

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<v Speaker 3>it was like weird.

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<v Speaker 1>If it was like mixed into like spaghetti Boulonnai's like

0:22:56.840 --> 0:22:59.520
<v Speaker 1>it was like a little piece of meat like mixed

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<v Speaker 1>in and I it in now, Like I would literally.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I would like, I'm like, I need a chef

0:23:04.119 --> 0:23:06.200
<v Speaker 2>to like go crazy on it, like it's not it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like just fucking boiled droo. I mean I think

0:23:13.040 --> 0:23:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I need like a chef to come in here and

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<v Speaker 2>like prepare it on a really big white plate and

0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:19.040
<v Speaker 2>it's like the tiniest piece of food with like a

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<v Speaker 2>little like garnish.

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<v Speaker 1>Like shashimi style.

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<v Speaker 2>Like hell no, you would taste like ship to taste like.

0:23:26.520 --> 0:23:28.000
<v Speaker 1>We're talking about, I would taste like jolly.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have the reddest meat ever from all that

0:23:30.720 --> 0:23:33.479
<v Speaker 2>red Ford. It tastes like, jolly, your meat would look

0:23:33.480 --> 0:23:35.400
<v Speaker 2>like wagoo steak because it would be so rare.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I literally would. Yeah, you're right. Five No.

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<v Speaker 2>Deer ankles Los Angeles literally tastes like fucking rabbit tail.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Like I know, the whole joke is like, how

0:23:47.960 --> 0:23:50.960
<v Speaker 1>can you get like twenty nuggets for two dollars from Windy's.

0:23:51.280 --> 0:23:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck because those are like the

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<v Speaker 1>best nuggets on the market right now, and I will

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<v Speaker 1>die on that hill like they're so young er.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree, I'm like so over McDonald's.

0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Like I've also watched a new video of how McDonald's

0:24:03.960 --> 0:24:06.880
<v Speaker 1>chicken nuggets are made, and it's literally ground up fucking bones.

0:24:07.040 --> 0:24:09.800
<v Speaker 1>It's literally bones ground up into a But that's pretty

0:24:09.800 --> 0:24:10.200
<v Speaker 1>good for you.

0:24:10.160 --> 0:24:13.280
<v Speaker 3>Then, Yeah, isn't that Like that's what.

0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Like collagen is. Collagen is bones.

0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:17.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's why people are like, oh, drink bone broth

0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:19.600
<v Speaker 3>because you'll get the nutrients of the bones.

0:24:19.680 --> 0:24:24.080
<v Speaker 2>And that's why don't drink bone. Yeah, that's why collagens

0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:29.760
<v Speaker 2>or vegans can't have like collagen because it's mainly like cowbones.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew that, but like watching the video completely change

0:24:32.760 --> 0:24:35.199
<v Speaker 1>it for me because it's like little fucking chicken skulls

0:24:35.200 --> 0:24:37.600
<v Speaker 1>and beaks, like going into a grater and coming out

0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:39.280
<v Speaker 1>as his pink goop and it's like.

0:24:40.760 --> 0:24:44.240
<v Speaker 3>A mascrated that's kind of like a crazy full circle,

0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:47.200
<v Speaker 3>you know, like Native Americans would like use the entire

0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:49.000
<v Speaker 3>an like it's kind of lit.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, so now I think I'm back to.

0:24:51.720 --> 0:24:53.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe how that goes?

0:24:54.440 --> 0:24:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Y'all just do everything against me now you know you

0:24:58.840 --> 0:25:06.400
<v Speaker 1>are finished, y'all. You're a Devil's advocate kind of guy.

0:25:07.040 --> 0:25:11.720
<v Speaker 2>I am wait? Why am I double's advocate? Is that

0:25:11.800 --> 0:25:20.320
<v Speaker 2>a song? Oh? I know, I know, but dude, that

0:25:20.440 --> 0:25:25.600
<v Speaker 2>was crazy? But no, I think that's a song. Yeah

0:25:25.600 --> 0:25:25.840
<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember Zoon's zoom zooms. You any asking for an

0:25:31.760 --> 0:25:34.639
<v Speaker 1>iPod for Christmas and you got a fucking zoom. Let

0:25:34.640 --> 0:25:37.680
<v Speaker 1>me see what this is, suck balls. I wanted one though,

0:25:37.680 --> 0:25:39.720
<v Speaker 1>because I wanted to be different so fucking bad. It

0:25:39.800 --> 0:25:41.800
<v Speaker 1>was terrible. Even as a child, I wanted to be

0:25:41.840 --> 0:25:44.840
<v Speaker 1>different from everybody else, and I would make sacrifices in

0:25:44.920 --> 0:25:47.159
<v Speaker 1>technology to be different. Like I would be like, oh,

0:25:47.200 --> 0:25:49.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't want an iPod, like I want a zoom

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:51.000
<v Speaker 1>or I don't want an iPhone I want any android,

0:25:51.080 --> 0:25:54.720
<v Speaker 1>Like something is serious wrong with me, Like it's crazy.

0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:56.679
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen this before.

0:25:57.080 --> 0:26:02.720
<v Speaker 3>Really, zoom have you seen a teenage engineering fifteen?

0:26:03.240 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah them that I did see?

0:26:06.320 --> 0:26:12.200
<v Speaker 3>These reminded me of a zoom the mic. Yeah, this thing. Yeah,

0:26:12.240 --> 0:26:13.720
<v Speaker 3>we were gonna buy them for the.

0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:16.280
<v Speaker 2>Podcast, but they're so expensive.

0:26:16.040 --> 0:26:16.879
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, here I go.

0:26:17.720 --> 0:26:19.600
<v Speaker 3>They kind of reminded me of a zooon a little bit.

0:26:19.640 --> 0:26:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Why do they play?

0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:24.639
<v Speaker 1>I know that was online too, and it scratched the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck out of.

0:26:25.280 --> 0:26:27.640
<v Speaker 2>Me last Like this has like a bar thing in it?

0:26:27.720 --> 0:26:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Like is this so that? Like I don't steal it

0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:32.680
<v Speaker 2>from a store, Like I don't understand, I don't get it. Yeah,

0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:35.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm wearing the Jenny x Calvin Klein before it's out,

0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:36.240
<v Speaker 2>like it's just chok.

0:26:36.920 --> 0:26:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I slept in it last night. You got

0:26:39.240 --> 0:26:40.080
<v Speaker 1>any baby names?

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:45.080
<v Speaker 2>No, honod like I might name my kids like after

0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:51.359
<v Speaker 2>like dead people. I know, hm, you know, keep them going.

0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:53.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that makes sense, even.

0:26:53.560 --> 0:26:55.240
<v Speaker 2>Though that's not what that does for your soul and

0:26:55.359 --> 0:26:57.000
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't cure you. But I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>When I name my kid trauma.

0:27:01.000 --> 0:27:05.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say my kids bond, so trauma bond. Oh

0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:08.840
<v Speaker 2>my cousin, but we have to give them trauma so

0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:10.680
<v Speaker 2>that they actually bond over trauma. So it's like it's

0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:14.040
<v Speaker 2>it's a funny story. Actually, like her name's trauma bond

0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 2>and we like bonded over trauma.

0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:28.040
<v Speaker 1>My cousins. What I don't know immediately, Well, my cousin's children.

0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:32.119
<v Speaker 1>He has two boys, I think three now. He's obsessed

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:36.159
<v Speaker 1>with the Texas Rangers, specifically Nolan Ryan, and he named

0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:39.520
<v Speaker 1>his children Nolan and Ryan Dale.

0:27:39.640 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna name my kids Michael and Jackson Billy and Jean. Also,

0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:46.200
<v Speaker 2>I think I've said this already, but I gave them

0:27:46.200 --> 0:27:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Billy and Jean. That's all me. That is literally all me,

0:27:49.119 --> 0:27:52.119
<v Speaker 2>and I won't let them have that. Josiah and Lucas

0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:54.399
<v Speaker 2>call themselves Billy and Jean because one time they were

0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:56.359
<v Speaker 2>on set with me for that stupid ass brat show

0:27:56.400 --> 0:27:58.880
<v Speaker 2>I was on and I told the director. I was like, yeah,

0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:01.480
<v Speaker 2>these are my friends, Billy and and I also made

0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Billy and Gene.

0:28:02.200 --> 0:28:04.280
<v Speaker 1>We are not your lovers.

0:28:04.800 --> 0:28:08.080
<v Speaker 2>So I own a percentage of that podcast, whether they

0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:08.600
<v Speaker 2>know it or not.

0:28:08.960 --> 0:28:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, Well, also, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't say that you're awesome.

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:17.919
<v Speaker 1>I can't say that.

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Well let me look at my notes, because I have

0:28:21.119 --> 0:28:24.040
<v Speaker 2>two really awesome notes. Guys, don't even worry.

0:28:24.280 --> 0:28:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I got a good one. So I've been using TikTok.

0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:33.520
<v Speaker 1>So there there's this like idea like kal phone, cocaine phone.

0:28:33.520 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you've literally heard of it. I've been like

0:28:36.280 --> 0:28:40.600
<v Speaker 1>going down cocaine phone route. It's like weird stock bro

0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:43.920
<v Speaker 1>crypto side of the Internet bullshit, but it's basically the

0:28:43.920 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 1>idea that like kal phone is like, don't use your

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:50.720
<v Speaker 1>phone at all, cocaine phone is like, it's the most

0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:53.720
<v Speaker 1>powerful tool humans have ever had access to. Why would

0:28:53.760 --> 0:28:55.880
<v Speaker 1>you not use it to the full distability? Get to

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 1>fucking phones? Like that's the idea. And I've been like

0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:03.120
<v Speaker 1>cocaine phoning, and I unintentionally because I'm addicted to it

0:29:03.160 --> 0:29:06.680
<v Speaker 1>and it's really bad and embarrassing. But I've been going

0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 1>like down the craziest TikTok rabbit holes, and I found

0:29:10.680 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 1>this thing called TikTok battles. I'm sure you've seen them before.

0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:15.680
<v Speaker 2>The live stream.

0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:21.000
<v Speaker 1>You know what it is. It's basically you go live,

0:29:21.240 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Like say you went live and I went live, we

0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:28.480
<v Speaker 1>could do what's called a battle together and basically all

0:29:28.520 --> 0:29:32.000
<v Speaker 1>it is is your fans giving you money and me money,

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 1>and whoever gets the most money by the end of

0:29:34.520 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 1>like the two minute thirty second timer wins and moves

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:42.280
<v Speaker 1>on to the next And like there are people making

0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:46.520
<v Speaker 1>like sixteen thousand dollars a week doing these TikTok live

0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 1>stream battles. Like it's really the most insane, dystopian shit

0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 1>I've ever fucking heard of in my entire life.

0:29:53.120 --> 0:29:55.840
<v Speaker 2>That is so unreal. Like we should do.

0:29:55.800 --> 0:29:57.360
<v Speaker 1>It, I know, Like should we try it?

0:29:57.600 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we should just do it.

0:29:59.000 --> 0:30:00.520
<v Speaker 3>Money need to get the money.

0:30:00.200 --> 0:30:01.960
<v Speaker 2>They just stand there.

0:30:02.080 --> 0:30:04.400
<v Speaker 1>They literally they're like, come on, guys, like we need

0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:06.160
<v Speaker 1>to beat them, Like we need to beat them. Come on,

0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Like it's close with.

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Kids who like give the money, Like it has to

0:30:10.520 --> 0:30:12.880
<v Speaker 2>be like really young people who just have like a

0:30:12.960 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 2>card attached to the accounts.

0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:17.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but the FTC is gonna sue the

0:30:17.320 --> 0:30:19.920
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of TikTok if so, just like Fortnite got

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:20.520
<v Speaker 1>taken down.

0:30:20.880 --> 0:30:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I feel like a lot of people who

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 2>have people who are sitting there buying ship for them

0:30:25.400 --> 0:30:29.320
<v Speaker 2>on live is it's usually children, I think, or maybe

0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, maybe there are maybe it's like the

0:30:31.320 --> 0:30:35.000
<v Speaker 2>how there's like twitch viewers who are down to like donate,

0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:37.280
<v Speaker 2>But that makes more sense because most of the time

0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:40.360
<v Speaker 2>it's like either like a live kind of podcast style

0:30:40.480 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 2>thing and then like a gamer or something. But like

0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 2>for to literally be like come on, guys, please please

0:30:46.600 --> 0:30:47.480
<v Speaker 2>please please, got.

0:30:47.480 --> 0:30:51.800
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be like it please, it's crazy. Also, TikTok

0:30:51.960 --> 0:30:56.480
<v Speaker 1>implemented like drop shipping onto their platform now, so basically

0:30:56.600 --> 0:31:01.760
<v Speaker 1>like say I like had this water bottle, and like

0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:05.080
<v Speaker 1>I had like a drop shipping palette somewhere I could

0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:08.320
<v Speaker 1>like open up a shop on my TikTok page where

0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:12.120
<v Speaker 1>TikTok takes like fifteen percent to like do it, and

0:31:12.160 --> 0:31:15.160
<v Speaker 1>like it's basically a storefront on your TikTok page, but

0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:17.479
<v Speaker 1>you never have to really own a product because like

0:31:17.840 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 1>you can just ship it straight from China. And like

0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:22.720
<v Speaker 1>the Warehouser was created in like it's really so insane.

0:31:22.760 --> 0:31:25.280
<v Speaker 2>That app is like actually fucking mini it's.

0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:29.000
<v Speaker 1>Going downhill, Like it's it's really really crazy. I mean

0:31:29.040 --> 0:31:31.360
<v Speaker 1>it's been going downhill for the last fucking four years

0:31:31.360 --> 0:31:34.800
<v Speaker 1>since it's Genesis, But like I fucking hate the direction

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:40.000
<v Speaker 1>it's going and it's just like WHENU instagram implemented marketplace,

0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 1>everyone was like, what the fuck is this? But they

0:31:42.000 --> 0:31:43.680
<v Speaker 1>have to make money somehow.

0:31:43.280 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Like I know, I will say now, like people fully

0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 2>use it, Like there's so many accounts that I follow

0:31:49.720 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 2>from my dad things. Yeah, I've never bought anything from

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:58.080
<v Speaker 2>the Instagram like marketplace because that's insane and I'm not

0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:02.280
<v Speaker 2>crazy like your dad, but I will say I do.

0:32:02.480 --> 0:32:06.360
<v Speaker 1>Look, it's actually hilarious, Like he ordered like what he like,

0:32:06.440 --> 0:32:10.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, those like inflatable giant sharks that like you

0:32:10.040 --> 0:32:12.240
<v Speaker 1>can control with like a remote control and they like

0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 1>float around. He thought he was ordering that because that's

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:18.680
<v Speaker 1>what was advertised, but it was like twelve dollars. No,

0:32:18.720 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 1>it's twenty five ninety nine. And when he got it,

0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:23.800
<v Speaker 1>all he got was like a bubble maailer, this big

0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:26.680
<v Speaker 1>and a plastic toy shark was inside and he got

0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:30.000
<v Speaker 1>scammed so fucking hard and by the time he went

0:32:30.040 --> 0:32:32.480
<v Speaker 1>to dispute it, like he couldn't find the listing anymore.

0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:35.360
<v Speaker 2>Dude, that is so insane for that to be happening

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 2>off of instagram dot com. That sounds like a like

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:40.840
<v Speaker 2>two thousand and one eBay problem. Like it's like who's

0:32:40.880 --> 0:32:43.680
<v Speaker 2>this big thing for like three dollars. We've talked about this,

0:32:43.720 --> 0:32:45.640
<v Speaker 2>so how scared it used to be buying shit online

0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:46.320
<v Speaker 2>where it's like.

0:32:46.600 --> 0:32:48.800
<v Speaker 1>You're probably shipping a bomb to me right now.

0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:55.720
<v Speaker 2>Well, I decided my only gripe with like gender neutral

0:32:55.800 --> 0:33:00.400
<v Speaker 2>bathrooms is that most restaurants aren't actually making like nice

0:33:00.440 --> 0:33:03.200
<v Speaker 2>gender neutral bathrooms. What they're doing is just ripping off

0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 2>their old sign and putting on the neutral sign onto

0:33:07.560 --> 0:33:11.440
<v Speaker 2>a bathroom that smells a fucking eighteen years of urinal piss.

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 2>And I don't want to be in that pal. Anytime

0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:17.240
<v Speaker 2>I am in a fucking bathroom or in a restaurant

0:33:17.400 --> 0:33:20.000
<v Speaker 2>and I see the gender neutral signs, I will literally

0:33:20.080 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 2>open each one to see which one has the urin

0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:25.160
<v Speaker 2>a urinal in it, because I refuse to sit across

0:33:25.160 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 2>from that thing, like it is so nasty. There's piss

0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 2>all over the floor, It fucking stinks, like you don't

0:33:31.400 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 2>flush the piss, so it's just sitting there until it

0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:38.000
<v Speaker 2>like slowly drains. Like I like don't understand urinals. I

0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:40.800
<v Speaker 2>think they were so poorly engineered because you're literally getting

0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:43.280
<v Speaker 2>pissed all over your pants. Like every man you know

0:33:43.400 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 2>has pissed all over his pants. Like there's no way

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 2>it's not splashing back all over your jeans.

0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 1>That's what urinal cakes are for. What it zoom and

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:57.880
<v Speaker 1>they stopped the splash bit it's supposed to absorb it.

0:33:58.000 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it does a good job because every

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 2>time I go to a bathroom, the water the floor

0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:05.880
<v Speaker 2>looks like they did like a half half like glossy

0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:09.160
<v Speaker 2>like speckled decoration on the floor because it's like you

0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:10.880
<v Speaker 2>see all the piss.

0:34:10.840 --> 0:34:13.359
<v Speaker 1>Bad seed that will piss on the floor and ruin

0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:14.400
<v Speaker 1>it for everybody else.

0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:16.839
<v Speaker 3>Crew doesn't get any piss because he'll stick his dick

0:34:16.920 --> 0:34:17.880
<v Speaker 3>into the hole.

0:34:18.880 --> 0:34:19.920
<v Speaker 2>That is a good idea.

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 3>All the way down theah.

0:34:21.120 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean it drains better. Yeah, U Plus it feels good.

0:34:24.080 --> 0:34:25.279
<v Speaker 3>And it's super considerate.

0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 1>There's like mold and ship in there.

0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, it was good. Well that was my ramp

0:34:32.280 --> 0:34:35.600
<v Speaker 2>because I hate being in stinky bathrooms that are just

0:34:35.719 --> 0:34:39.799
<v Speaker 2>like the bathroom that boys are still using, Like men

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:42.400
<v Speaker 2>are just gross and yeah and they stink.

0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I have to agree men's bathrooms are fucking vile.

0:34:45.960 --> 0:34:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Fucking insane. Like the sun you at the room, that's

0:34:50.239 --> 0:34:52.480
<v Speaker 2>what it smells like. Walking past the men's bathroom, but

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:57.960
<v Speaker 2>they are poor, Like that's what it smells, Like, what

0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:01.240
<v Speaker 2>the fuck was I gonna say? Oh? Also, it's crazy

0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:02.760
<v Speaker 2>what hot people get away with.

0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Like I know, dude, I can get away with so

0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 1>fucking much like my whole life, Like I do bad

0:35:07.719 --> 0:35:09.759
<v Speaker 1>shit and people are just okay with it because like

0:35:10.360 --> 0:35:11.400
<v Speaker 1>I have pretty privilege.

0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that happens to you.

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:14.719
<v Speaker 1>It's really it's really hard for me.

0:35:14.880 --> 0:35:17.000
<v Speaker 2>No, because you don't even do much, so like you

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:21.600
<v Speaker 2>definitely don't like you're not like using not no hot

0:35:21.640 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 2>people privileges. Like there was this girl who's like really gorgeous,

0:35:24.880 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 2>like sexy hot, and then she posted a video just

0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:33.000
<v Speaker 2>her straight to camera like raw style, like yeah, it

0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:35.239
<v Speaker 2>was her piece to cam and she's just singing her

0:35:35.360 --> 0:35:38.799
<v Speaker 2>ass off and like she's not a singer, she's just

0:35:38.840 --> 0:35:42.960
<v Speaker 2>like a really gorgeous girl. And it genuinely shocked me

0:35:43.080 --> 0:35:45.720
<v Speaker 2>so much because I've never seen her talk, let alone

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 2>like start belting her ass off to camera on Instagram

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 2>dot com. And it was obviously a video that she

0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 2>recorded outside of stories and then later on went back

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:58.120
<v Speaker 2>and looked at she's like I gotta post this, like

0:35:58.160 --> 0:35:59.000
<v Speaker 2>it's too good.

0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:00.560
<v Speaker 1>But it's only away with.

0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:02.680
<v Speaker 2>It because she's so sexy.

0:36:02.920 --> 0:36:06.879
<v Speaker 1>Like singing is like so embarrassing, like it really.

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:09.640
<v Speaker 2>Really like why is it humiliating people who could like

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:13.120
<v Speaker 2>kind of sing who are just like really about it.

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:15.319
<v Speaker 2>It's like, no, you shouldn't do that. But if I

0:36:15.400 --> 0:36:18.760
<v Speaker 2>got on Instagram stories right now and with my whole

0:36:18.880 --> 0:36:22.839
<v Speaker 2>chest started singing my life away, people would genuinely make

0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:23.520
<v Speaker 2>fun of me until the.

0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Day I like Yever, ever, ever, like, if.

0:36:27.920 --> 0:36:29.839
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to go into singing, I would have to

0:36:29.880 --> 0:36:31.400
<v Speaker 2>like learn how to play guitar and like be in

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:33.560
<v Speaker 2>the dingy room and recorder on a film on like

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:36.359
<v Speaker 2>a like a film camera or a tape recorder and

0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:39.000
<v Speaker 2>have it like be this like artistic like body of

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:41.359
<v Speaker 2>work for people to be like, Okay, I kind of

0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:43.319
<v Speaker 2>get it, like I kind of see where she's going.

0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:46.000
<v Speaker 2>But if I just got up in this outfit right now,

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 2>put my phone up and started singing, like, people would

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:51.319
<v Speaker 2>be like, what the fuck is happening with her?

0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Like and people would think it was a joke.

0:36:53.719 --> 0:36:55.799
<v Speaker 3>Like what if you found out like a year of

0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:57.560
<v Speaker 3>me working with you guys on this that I had

0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:00.759
<v Speaker 3>a TikTok account where I would like it wasn't me

0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:04.120
<v Speaker 3>by Shaggy like I would yeah.

0:37:04.000 --> 0:37:06.080
<v Speaker 1>I would you, I'd say, we have to let we

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 1>have to let you go.

0:37:07.600 --> 0:37:09.880
<v Speaker 3>We found really disturbing.

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:14.359
<v Speaker 2>So he discovered a part of you that I don't

0:37:14.360 --> 0:37:17.440
<v Speaker 2>think you ever wanted us to see. If it was

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:19.040
<v Speaker 2>like a different song, it would be the best day

0:37:19.040 --> 0:37:21.160
<v Speaker 2>of my life. Like if it was like an Adele

0:37:21.280 --> 0:37:23.399
<v Speaker 2>song or something that you really liked from like her

0:37:23.440 --> 0:37:25.439
<v Speaker 2>first album, and you were singing it all the time,

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:28.239
<v Speaker 2>I would literally have a joy ride with that, Like

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 2>I would be like, this is the craziest thing I've

0:37:29.680 --> 0:37:31.480
<v Speaker 2>ever seen. I would show it off at parties like

0:37:31.520 --> 0:37:32.880
<v Speaker 2>it was a trick. I'd be like, do you all

0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:36.080
<v Speaker 2>want to see something crazy? And then I would.

0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:38.359
<v Speaker 3>Tire you really earnestly belting it out.

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:43.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what if you guys found out that I was singing.

0:37:45.640 --> 0:37:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Whoa what what would you be singing? And the hypothetical I.

0:37:50.480 --> 0:37:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Don't know, just like that scheerin m h what is

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:56.000
<v Speaker 1>that lyrics?

0:37:56.520 --> 0:37:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Though?

0:37:57.120 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Wait, hold on, what is that lyrics? That he in

0:38:01.600 --> 0:38:04.160
<v Speaker 1>love with my body? Cal him ed Sharon, he in

0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:06.759
<v Speaker 1>love with my body? What the fuck does that mean?

0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:08.919
<v Speaker 2>Well, because I think he says he has this song,

0:38:09.800 --> 0:38:11.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm in love with the shape love you.

0:38:13.600 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 1>I've been trying to sell body. Wow, figure that out, dude,

0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:19.040
<v Speaker 1>I hear.

0:38:19.080 --> 0:38:20.759
<v Speaker 2>If I go into a bar and that song is playing,

0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 2>I know it's gonna be the worst fucking thirty minutes

0:38:22.560 --> 0:38:22.960
<v Speaker 2>of my life.

0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:24.560
<v Speaker 1>I love what the Shape you?

0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Or like like that playing in like a kind of

0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:30.319
<v Speaker 2>deserted mall is so crazy, Like it.

0:38:30.280 --> 0:38:32.759
<v Speaker 1>Is a creepy ass vibe. It's a dangerous vibe.

0:38:32.960 --> 0:38:34.799
<v Speaker 2>That's a song that has played in one too many

0:38:34.840 --> 0:38:36.360
<v Speaker 2>bands on this planet.

0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Like also, I know everything is fake because how hyperinflated

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:46.720
<v Speaker 1>Ed Shearon and Selena Gomez Spotify numbers are. Nothing is real,

0:38:46.800 --> 0:38:50.239
<v Speaker 1>It's all bots. Like I haven't heard someone play a

0:38:50.880 --> 0:38:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Ed Sheeron song once in my life other than inside

0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:55.840
<v Speaker 1>of a mall. And that does not account for fifty

0:38:55.920 --> 0:38:57.600
<v Speaker 1>seven trillion fucking listens?

0:38:57.920 --> 0:38:59.759
<v Speaker 2>Does he have like the most listeners? Like who has

0:38:59.800 --> 0:39:01.040
<v Speaker 2>the listeners on.

0:39:01.360 --> 0:39:05.960
<v Speaker 1>The weekend right now? I'd say the weekend Ed Sheeron

0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Justin Bieber is always top containing and sal Edge Sheers.

0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:12.359
<v Speaker 3>A bunch of Latin artists too that have like oh yeah,

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:14.800
<v Speaker 3>j Valvin up there now.

0:39:16.400 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 2>So Yeah, it's like Edge Sheer and Drake, The Weekend,

0:39:18.680 --> 0:39:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Taylor Swift, Bad Bunny, Justin Bieber, bts BRU. How are

0:39:22.920 --> 0:39:25.080
<v Speaker 2>people still listening to Justin Bieber like that? Like what

0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:27.680
<v Speaker 2>is he making music? So, like does he make me?

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:29.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying it's all fair.

0:39:29.520 --> 0:39:30.920
<v Speaker 3>I'd play Yummy every day.

0:39:31.719 --> 0:39:36.759
<v Speaker 2>You get that yumy yum, yumy yum. Journals is such

0:39:36.760 --> 0:39:37.320
<v Speaker 2>a good album.

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Journals is such a good album. Also, Baby is genuinely

0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:49.040
<v Speaker 1>a masterpiece of a song. Like I think we've grown

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:53.359
<v Speaker 1>enough as like a culture to.

0:39:53.800 --> 0:39:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Like didn't pick that up, so it looks like he

0:39:58.640 --> 0:39:59.840
<v Speaker 2>just glitched.

0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:02.319
<v Speaker 1>Like Baby is a great song, Like it really is

0:40:02.440 --> 0:40:03.319
<v Speaker 1>actually a good song.

0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:05.279
<v Speaker 2>I'll never forget when I showed my friends in fifth

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:07.560
<v Speaker 2>grade Justin Bieber on YouTube and it was before he

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 2>was like a thing, and I.

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Was like, yeah, like this my boyfriend.

0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:13.400
<v Speaker 2>This is like a guy I've been looking at, like

0:40:13.640 --> 0:40:15.719
<v Speaker 2>he's like I got my eye on him. And then

0:40:15.880 --> 0:40:19.200
<v Speaker 2>my friends like two years later or maybe like a

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:21.960
<v Speaker 2>year later, once like baby and everything really came out

0:40:21.960 --> 0:40:23.719
<v Speaker 2>and he was like huge. All my friends were talking

0:40:23.719 --> 0:40:25.560
<v Speaker 2>about him and we got into a serious argument where

0:40:25.560 --> 0:40:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I was like that is my artist, Like I that's mine.

0:40:29.480 --> 0:40:31.319
<v Speaker 2>Like last year when I showed up to you, you

0:40:31.360 --> 0:40:33.279
<v Speaker 2>didn't give a fuck, and now you give the fuck

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:34.840
<v Speaker 2>because he's on the radio.

0:40:38.719 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 3>I'll like kind of go back and watch that video

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:41.800
<v Speaker 3>probably like once.

0:40:41.600 --> 0:40:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Every baby, every year, just to watch like him playing

0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:47.399
<v Speaker 1>the video game.

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:50.920
<v Speaker 2>What what when at the bowling Alley?

0:40:51.000 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 1>Which one's baby? I don't know if I recall.

0:40:53.640 --> 0:40:55.480
<v Speaker 2>It's He's like at the bowling Alley.

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:59.439
<v Speaker 3>Drake, Drake's there, Drake's in that, Drake's in the Baby music.

0:40:59.560 --> 0:41:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Wait, what's happening? Because I'm freaking out.

0:41:01.520 --> 0:41:03.319
<v Speaker 1>I literally cannot believe this right now.

0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:08.840
<v Speaker 3>No, it's just like tapping people up and he's hanging

0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:10.399
<v Speaker 3>out with like twelve year olds.

0:41:11.400 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Damn, dude, this ship's too fucking lit. Where is this?

0:41:15.560 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Is this in La? Oh? Wow? My god? This ships

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:30.880
<v Speaker 2>so lit? Yeah it's in La, dude. He was too lit?

0:41:31.080 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Like what a time?

0:41:35.400 --> 0:41:36.520
<v Speaker 3>It's like a scar song.

0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:42.399
<v Speaker 2>Now, Well, I just I just sped it up because

0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:44.160
<v Speaker 2>I want to finish watching it so we can finish

0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 2>the episode. The clothes they had him in were really crazy. Dude.

0:41:53.600 --> 0:41:57.960
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to be his girlfriend so bad, Like literally

0:41:58.120 --> 0:42:01.640
<v Speaker 2>was like I need him. He maybe was like thirteen

0:42:01.719 --> 0:42:05.520
<v Speaker 2>here or fourteen. I actually don't know his age, like

0:42:05.560 --> 0:42:06.400
<v Speaker 2>and Justin Bieber.

0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 1>Has never had an age twenty eight, what's crazy?

0:42:09.480 --> 0:42:10.880
<v Speaker 3>It might have been like sixteen.

0:42:11.440 --> 0:42:15.919
<v Speaker 1>I got my first kiss at the Justin Bieber documentary

0:42:16.280 --> 0:42:19.799
<v Speaker 1>like movie. I saw it in theaters one and then two.

0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I was secretly obsessed with Justin Bieber. But like, obviously

0:42:27.040 --> 0:42:30.440
<v Speaker 1>you couldn't do that, especially in Texas. So I was

0:42:30.480 --> 0:42:33.759
<v Speaker 1>like such a fucking hater of his online. And then

0:42:33.800 --> 0:42:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I would also go on Facebook and lie and say

0:42:38.080 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I won like two tickets and that I'm selling them

0:42:41.280 --> 0:42:44.239
<v Speaker 1>to like his concert in Dallas, like if anybody wants

0:42:44.239 --> 0:42:46.040
<v Speaker 1>to buy them, I'm selling them for five hundred bucks

0:42:46.080 --> 0:42:49.600
<v Speaker 1>each to their front row. And everyone wouldn't hit me up.

0:42:50.840 --> 0:42:51.920
<v Speaker 2>So you were a scammer.

0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:57.280
<v Speaker 1>I never took money from anybody, but it was your attention. Yeah,

0:42:57.400 --> 0:42:59.080
<v Speaker 1>it was just fun to lie. I lied so much

0:42:59.120 --> 0:43:01.640
<v Speaker 1>on Facebook, like I would like say, like my brother

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:05.080
<v Speaker 1>is like severely sick, like he's like this is his

0:43:05.400 --> 0:43:07.319
<v Speaker 1>face and it was like a face of like a

0:43:07.440 --> 0:43:11.040
<v Speaker 1>mutilated person from like like that, like one of the

0:43:11.080 --> 0:43:13.600
<v Speaker 1>meme photos that would go around, like the one that

0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I post on my story where it's like selfie like

0:43:16.520 --> 0:43:17.160
<v Speaker 1>a week ago.

0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:20.399
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, now I'm done a really crazy justin Beaber rabbit

0:43:20.440 --> 0:43:22.040
<v Speaker 2>hole and I'm watching the Beauty and a Beat.

0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:23.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's.

0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:27.840
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to be at this party so bad. I

0:43:27.920 --> 0:43:29.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, fuck, I need to get in that pool.

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:32.200
<v Speaker 2>I need to get in that pool and get really

0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:34.480
<v Speaker 2>self conscious because I think Justin Bieber's gonna look at

0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 2>me and now i have bodily perception of myself and

0:43:36.680 --> 0:43:39.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm scared, like I needed to be in this pool.

0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Like what everybody here is so lucky? Was this like

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:47.879
<v Speaker 2>post X because this video feels super like everybody saw

0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:50.960
<v Speaker 2>X and they were like yeah, and everybody saw Project

0:43:51.040 --> 0:43:52.520
<v Speaker 2>X and they were like, we didn't us a video.

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:53.680
<v Speaker 1>There was a huge party.

0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 2>It was the biggest party in the world at our house.

0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:01.600
<v Speaker 2>I never saw Project X. We're seen that movie. I

0:44:01.640 --> 0:44:04.080
<v Speaker 2>feel like it's really good. I feel like one of

0:44:04.120 --> 0:44:06.040
<v Speaker 2>those movies I had to have seen, like when it

0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:08.239
<v Speaker 2>came out, because now it's like, this is the worst

0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:11.960
<v Speaker 2>movie ever. That's how I felt about watching Hackers. Like Hackers,

0:44:12.320 --> 0:44:15.080
<v Speaker 2>the vibes are there, but that is the one of

0:44:15.120 --> 0:44:15.919
<v Speaker 2>the worst movies ever.

0:44:16.719 --> 0:44:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Via sucks.

0:44:17.440 --> 0:44:20.279
<v Speaker 3>The only one that holds up is super Bad. That

0:44:20.320 --> 0:44:21.160
<v Speaker 3>one is as.

0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Good, literally one of the best. This is like in comedies,

0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:25.840
<v Speaker 2>this is.

0:44:25.840 --> 0:44:27.759
<v Speaker 3>The end, It is pretty good. But I feel like

0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:30.080
<v Speaker 3>super Bad, out of all of those, I'll watch it

0:44:30.120 --> 0:44:31.880
<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, this is maybe even funnier.

0:44:32.120 --> 0:44:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because also super Bad is like shot really nicely too,

0:44:35.360 --> 0:44:38.560
<v Speaker 2>like it like looks good really and like the opening, like, yeah,

0:44:38.560 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 2>it has like a lot of artistic spots.

0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:43.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm arguing against you. I'm just saying off show.

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:45.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I know, this is the end is pretty fire.

0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:46.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:44:46.120 --> 0:44:48.759
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it, and I started it and then

0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:51.080
<v Speaker 2>I like turned it off because I started it right

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:54.040
<v Speaker 2>after I watched super Bad and it was like.

0:44:54.080 --> 0:44:57.440
<v Speaker 3>Late Michael Saya's character and that is so funny, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the beginning fifteen minutes of the movie is

0:44:59.719 --> 0:45:01.400
<v Speaker 2>literally so fucking Didn't.

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:04.000
<v Speaker 1>They all hate each other on set or something like

0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:08.839
<v Speaker 1>Michael Sarah and like Jonah Hill or yeah, someone they

0:45:08.880 --> 0:45:10.120
<v Speaker 1>had like beef on set.

0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:12.680
<v Speaker 2>It was like, actually, I just got told this the other.

0:45:12.600 --> 0:45:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Day, like everyone hated Jonah Hill.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, no, it was like Jonah didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>a film with Michael because I think Jonah Hill wanted

0:45:21.400 --> 0:45:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Michael Sarah's role or something, but then they found Michael

0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:27.640
<v Speaker 2>and they gave Jonah the role he ended up playing,

0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:29.399
<v Speaker 2>and he was really pissed because he was like, dude,

0:45:29.400 --> 0:45:31.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be this character. He wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>play Michael Sarah's character.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to play his characters. What's crazy at

0:45:34.800 --> 0:45:37.319
<v Speaker 1>how Jonah Hill was casted for that movie was like

0:45:37.920 --> 0:45:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Seth was at like a movie or a screening for

0:45:41.000 --> 0:45:44.000
<v Speaker 1>one of his like movies that just came out, and

0:45:44.200 --> 0:45:47.279
<v Speaker 1>Jonah was sitting right behind him, and Seth at the

0:45:47.280 --> 0:45:51.040
<v Speaker 1>time was developing super Bad and was like, this kid

0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:54.960
<v Speaker 1>is perfect for this role. Wait, no, no, that's for

0:45:54.960 --> 0:45:59.880
<v Speaker 1>forty old virgin. Sorry, yeah, that's for forty old virgin.

0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:01.480
<v Speaker 3>He was like, oh wait, why don't you just be

0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:04.399
<v Speaker 3>the kid the Yeah, big Johnah Hills. He has such

0:46:04.400 --> 0:46:05.920
<v Speaker 3>a funny role in four year old version.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen that in a really long time. I

0:46:07.920 --> 0:46:09.920
<v Speaker 2>need to rewatch it. I actually don't know if I've

0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:12.359
<v Speaker 2>finished that movie ever. That was always one of those

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:14.719
<v Speaker 2>movies I like saw it was like on TV, so

0:46:14.760 --> 0:46:16.279
<v Speaker 2>I would like always start it and just like that

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:17.200
<v Speaker 2>movie is.

0:46:17.120 --> 0:46:17.840
<v Speaker 3>So well written.

0:46:17.960 --> 0:46:22.400
<v Speaker 1>That's a classic certified class dude. Also, just like comedy

0:46:22.480 --> 0:46:26.080
<v Speaker 1>back then was like it was like the perfect level

0:46:26.280 --> 0:46:29.600
<v Speaker 1>of like, okay, like we're being like a little like

0:46:30.280 --> 0:46:33.440
<v Speaker 1>we're being a little sacetious. Yeah, we're testing the waters,

0:46:33.520 --> 0:46:36.200
<v Speaker 1>like we're saying things that's also not the right way

0:46:36.200 --> 0:46:40.640
<v Speaker 1>to use it. But whatever that is is that not facetious?

0:46:40.760 --> 0:46:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Is like lying? But uh basically yeah, it was just

0:46:47.000 --> 0:46:49.960
<v Speaker 1>like the perfect level of like being like problematic and

0:46:50.040 --> 0:46:53.120
<v Speaker 1>also like being a little aware, yeah, and being aware.

0:46:53.239 --> 0:46:56.200
<v Speaker 1>And then like shortly after that it spiraled out of

0:46:56.239 --> 0:46:59.640
<v Speaker 1>control and like it was fucking crazy. And now like

0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:01.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like we're finally starting to get back into it.

0:47:02.000 --> 0:47:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm sure in the next like two or three years,

0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:06.720
<v Speaker 1>like comedy will be funny again.

0:47:06.760 --> 0:47:07.840
<v Speaker 2>But we'll save comedy.

0:47:07.880 --> 0:47:10.279
<v Speaker 1>I think, Yeah, yeah, we have to save comedy. We

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:13.400
<v Speaker 1>must save comedy. You just can't say shit anymore.

0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, like I want to be able to be like.

0:47:17.880 --> 0:47:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Crap, fuck here, who fuck?

0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:25.480
<v Speaker 2>All right? So Media of the Week.

0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Yep, somehow we were trying to do a forty five

0:47:28.120 --> 0:47:33.160
<v Speaker 1>minute episode today, but we somehow pushed over, pushed over, So.

0:47:33.680 --> 0:47:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're going to forty five now, so everybody be

0:47:36.120 --> 0:47:38.680
<v Speaker 2>upset and sad and like cry about it, because I

0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:39.239
<v Speaker 2>don't care.

0:47:39.719 --> 0:47:40.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fake.

0:47:40.880 --> 0:47:42.399
<v Speaker 2>I read a really good book, but I'm not gonna

0:47:42.440 --> 0:47:45.319
<v Speaker 2>say it out loud because I'm gonna get keep the book.

0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. For media, I'm just like, I listened to a

0:47:47.480 --> 0:47:49.239
<v Speaker 1>lot of good music and watch a lot of good shit.

0:47:49.680 --> 0:47:52.160
<v Speaker 1>You but I'm not telling you. So that's my media.

0:47:52.960 --> 0:47:58.640
<v Speaker 2>My media is Boutique Joy by Yasuka Shi Mizu. I'm

0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:00.879
<v Speaker 2>probably saying that really wrong. I just want to talk

0:48:00.920 --> 0:48:04.400
<v Speaker 2>to you. Let me talk to you, Charles Brown, Sleepy Creek.

0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:06.879
<v Speaker 2>That song is so fucking good. You make me Week

0:48:06.880 --> 0:48:10.680
<v Speaker 2>at the knees, Electra, Electra Lane and Alone Again by

0:48:10.719 --> 0:48:15.600
<v Speaker 2>Gilbert O'Sullivan Arena. I was listening to my Discover weekly

0:48:15.840 --> 0:48:18.960
<v Speaker 2>and you cannot fucking trick me. Don't make old sounding music, bitch,

0:48:18.960 --> 0:48:20.719
<v Speaker 2>because I know when that shit's new. I can fucking

0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:23.759
<v Speaker 2>hear it in your stupid whiny voice. And somebody had

0:48:23.800 --> 0:48:26.880
<v Speaker 2>a song that was supposed to sound old, but it

0:48:27.040 --> 0:48:29.520
<v Speaker 2>sounded like the beginning of Alone Again. So I was like,

0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:33.960
<v Speaker 2>when I first started listening to I was like, I

0:48:34.000 --> 0:48:35.880
<v Speaker 2>was like, I don't think this person would have sampled

0:48:35.880 --> 0:48:38.480
<v Speaker 2>this so soon after this song came out, so it

0:48:38.480 --> 0:48:40.600
<v Speaker 2>sounds like we've got a little faker on our hands.

0:48:40.960 --> 0:48:43.719
<v Speaker 2>And I saw that cover and I was like, you

0:48:43.760 --> 0:48:46.120
<v Speaker 2>can't trick me. You can't trick me with your fake,

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:48.560
<v Speaker 2>old looking cover. I hate that shit when the people

0:48:48.560 --> 0:48:51.080
<v Speaker 2>are making like old sounding music. And then also the

0:48:51.200 --> 0:48:53.759
<v Speaker 2>cover is very like we made this out of cardboard

0:48:54.160 --> 0:48:55.600
<v Speaker 2>an ink with her hands.

0:48:55.680 --> 0:48:58.880
<v Speaker 1>This is actually a vinyl sleeve, just printed and scam.

0:48:59.000 --> 0:49:02.279
<v Speaker 2>We just scanned a vinyl. It's real and yeah, and

0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:03.920
<v Speaker 2>then I blocked the artists.

0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:04.360
<v Speaker 3>On spot pon.

0:49:06.120 --> 0:49:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Well, I've been tapping back into Death Grips because I'm

0:49:10.719 --> 0:49:13.560
<v Speaker 1>getting ready for their concerts in LA and I need

0:49:13.600 --> 0:49:15.239
<v Speaker 1>to go and if I don't go, I'll die.

0:49:16.080 --> 0:49:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you won't die, you know.

0:49:17.560 --> 0:49:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Birds by Death Grips, Black Dice by Death Grips are

0:49:21.560 --> 0:49:27.240
<v Speaker 1>really good songs that I've liked recently. And then there's

0:49:27.360 --> 0:49:32.240
<v Speaker 1>this band called Black Dice, and I am only assuming

0:49:32.239 --> 0:49:35.680
<v Speaker 1>they're inspired by Death Grips because their music is like

0:49:36.000 --> 0:49:39.560
<v Speaker 1>noise music and like really annoying and bad, but broken

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:44.040
<v Speaker 1>ear record is really fucking good by them. But it's

0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:46.040
<v Speaker 1>just like sound music and if you like that type

0:49:46.080 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 1>of shit, they make good noise music, but like if

0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:51.799
<v Speaker 1>you don't, you won't get it and it will be

0:49:51.920 --> 0:49:52.839
<v Speaker 1>like a hell for you.

0:49:54.080 --> 0:49:57.000
<v Speaker 2>And then this welcome to your nightmare.

0:49:57.880 --> 0:50:00.720
<v Speaker 1>I've watched like so much shit recently. I've been watching

0:50:01.040 --> 0:50:03.600
<v Speaker 1>that show Working Moms. I didn't know there were thirty

0:50:03.600 --> 0:50:06.440
<v Speaker 1>six thousand seasons out, and like I.

0:50:06.320 --> 0:50:09.919
<v Speaker 2>Realized the face I know it was really.

0:50:10.719 --> 0:50:14.799
<v Speaker 1>We'll find it, but we'll look I.

0:50:14.840 --> 0:50:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Like actually shocked itself. Like I felt the way my

0:50:18.320 --> 0:50:22.439
<v Speaker 2>tongue hung out of my mouth is not I never

0:50:22.560 --> 0:50:26.400
<v Speaker 2>felt that in my life. You were watching Working Moms.

0:50:26.480 --> 0:50:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like the acting is terrible and the casting

0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:34.520
<v Speaker 1>is awful for most everybody except for Anne and the

0:50:34.560 --> 0:50:38.000
<v Speaker 1>main girl. But that show is just like a guilty

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:41.440
<v Speaker 1>pleasure and I like watching it. It's on Netflix. And

0:50:41.480 --> 0:50:44.360
<v Speaker 1>then Demon SI Slayer season three came out and literally

0:50:44.400 --> 0:50:46.640
<v Speaker 1>no one fucking told me. I'm so confused because that

0:50:46.800 --> 0:50:49.560
<v Speaker 1>wasn't there when I finished watching season two, which was

0:50:49.640 --> 0:50:52.120
<v Speaker 1>like two months ago, and then now it's there, Like

0:50:52.160 --> 0:50:55.800
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't make sense to me, but whatever, Well.

0:50:55.600 --> 0:50:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm finally in season five of The Sopranos. The Sopranos

0:50:59.120 --> 0:51:00.960
<v Speaker 2>I always say soprano, but I think you're supposed to

0:51:00.960 --> 0:51:04.799
<v Speaker 2>say the sopranos. Whatever the fuck that means, Like, let

0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:06.160
<v Speaker 2>me pronounce it how I want.

0:51:06.080 --> 0:51:09.800
<v Speaker 1>Bitch the fuck Golden Hours.

0:51:10.080 --> 0:51:12.080
<v Speaker 2>I should just be able to say things how I want.

0:51:12.000 --> 0:51:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Whatever, Sleepy Time, Raymond Scott and be My Baby they're

0:51:19.680 --> 0:51:21.920
<v Speaker 1>on its bem.

0:51:23.200 --> 0:51:37.640
<v Speaker 4>Be my Little Baby, my baby. No, I'm pretty sure

0:51:37.760 --> 0:51:38.600
<v Speaker 4>that was the song.

0:51:39.080 --> 0:51:41.960
<v Speaker 2>But let me see the cover of be My Baby,

0:51:42.080 --> 0:51:45.280
<v Speaker 2>because maybe I'm to give something else. Okay, I'm pretty

0:51:45.280 --> 0:51:49.040
<v Speaker 2>sure it's be my Baby. But they really didn't want

0:51:49.080 --> 0:51:51.200
<v Speaker 2>that song. There's like a crazy story behind it, like

0:51:51.239 --> 0:51:52.480
<v Speaker 2>they really didn't want.

0:51:52.360 --> 0:51:55.080
<v Speaker 1>To do that song. And I don't think it's My Baby,

0:51:55.239 --> 0:51:58.600
<v Speaker 1>is it not? There's another that.

0:51:58.960 --> 0:52:00.600
<v Speaker 2>Is it by the raw Nets or it might not

0:52:00.640 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 2>be the raw Ats. I can't remember who it is,

0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:05.520
<v Speaker 2>but it's like from that era of music, there was

0:52:05.560 --> 0:52:08.000
<v Speaker 2>like a band who really didn't want to set song.

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, it's the worst day ever?

0:52:14.280 --> 0:52:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Is like.

0:52:16.280 --> 0:52:19.359
<v Speaker 2>We may never know, I guess.

0:52:22.120 --> 0:52:26.880
<v Speaker 1>Also, the movie fuck, what's it called? Walk the Line

0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:27.719
<v Speaker 1>is really good.

0:52:29.400 --> 0:52:30.360
<v Speaker 3>The Walking Phoenix.

0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Walking Phoenix. But that was this episode of

0:52:35.200 --> 0:52:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Emergency Intercom. I hope enjoyed UH and I hope you

0:52:43.239 --> 0:52:51.120
<v Speaker 1>find love with. Thank you so much, respects

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<v Speaker 2>SHO