Speaker 1: Welcome to emergency intercom.
Speaker 2: I was gonna do, like, welcome to this upside up.
Speaker 2: You didn't You obviously didn't pick up on that bot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't pick up what you were putting down.
Speaker 1: I didn't smell what you were pooping out.
Speaker 2: Why did we find love in a vibelest place?
Speaker 1: I think we found love in like a hellscape.
Speaker 2: Way, what I'm saying, our hellscape is a vibeleist place.
Speaker 2: It's a vibelest place to be.
Speaker 1: If you ask me, if Lana del Rey said we
Speaker 1: found love in a hellscape, I would have busted in
Speaker 1: that and literally busted in that and slipped in it
Speaker 1: and broke my skull.
Speaker 2: Like Yeah, one time I was talking about a couch
Speaker 2: I had on like a celebrity, and I just went
Speaker 2: on the crazy nastiest. I was like, if they fucking score,
Speaker 2: I would only be so lucky to like be running
Speaker 2: down the hallway and like slipping it and get a
Speaker 2: concussion and wake up in a hospital bed and like
Speaker 2: the only thing they could give me is ivy fluid
Speaker 2: of their squirt to like bring me back to lusts.
Speaker 1: Like fucking crazy, And I was all off top of dome.
Speaker 1: But we were just in our separate environments just now.
Speaker 1: And I was like on TikTok while they were setting
Speaker 1: up in here or I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: hew we're doing in here. I heard weird sounds. But anyways,
Speaker 1: I was growing on TikTok and I heard or I
Speaker 1: found this account that like makes t shirts. The shirts
Speaker 1: are actually fucking sick, and I literally am gonna buy one.
Speaker 1: If she sells them or if they sell them, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but the basically what she does is she
Speaker 1: takes the shirts and she cuts up the letters of
Speaker 1: the shirts and like makes them into like different ones.
Speaker 1: Like there was a Hello Kiddy one that said she
Speaker 1: made it say like I am a toilet and then
Speaker 1: she just like em sews it into the shirt. It's
Speaker 1: really ill, But oh my god, why don't I just say.
Speaker 2: You need this?
Speaker 1: I say that that was really that was weird.
Speaker 2: It's super true.
Speaker 1: Not Ben Trill for real Ben Trill. But she pulled
Speaker 1: out this baby onesie. It's a onesie for an infant
Speaker 1: that says lock up your daughter's baby gap nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1: Crazy fucking vibe.
Speaker 2: Dude. That's like such a common thing. They still sell
Speaker 2: those shirts That's a crazy thing is we've gone so
Speaker 2: far in society, but we're still giving little baby boys
Speaker 2: lock up your daughter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your daughter's.
Speaker 2: Better run in fucking high your daughter better.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill your daughters, Like my son is
Speaker 1: gonna kill your daughter.
Speaker 2: Wants to be some weird and the like, Oh he's
Speaker 2: so handsome, he's gonna literally steal your fucking daughter.
Speaker 1: And lock him up in the basement.
Speaker 2: I had, I had a lock up. I had a
Speaker 2: lock your daughter's shirt that I got from like Walgreens
Speaker 2: forever going. I remember I was doing a brand deal
Speaker 2: for this watch company and it.
Speaker 1: Was Daniel Wellington. Yeah, oh dude, my dad brother loved
Speaker 1: my Daniel Wellington munch loved it. But I actually got
Speaker 1: it back, really why because he died. I wanted it
Speaker 1: back so bad for like years, and he wouldn't give
Speaker 1: it back to me, and then so you.
Speaker 2: In the end, well, actually no, it was for a
Speaker 2: fucking glasses company. It was for Glasses USA. But I
Speaker 2: had that shirt on and it's a picture of me
Speaker 2: like sitting at a table, but like you could see
Speaker 2: the shirt on, which I don't know why I thought
Speaker 2: I'm shooting a brain deal, I should wear my lock
Speaker 2: up your Daughter shirt, like I don't know why I
Speaker 2: thought that was gonna slide, but they were like cold.
Speaker 2: She retake this with a different shirt, and I was like, Oh.
Speaker 1: You're so annoying that I know that boiled your blood
Speaker 1: because that would have pissed me the fuck off.
Speaker 2: I was like, these pictures eat, You're like literally tripping
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna post them, and that that photo did eat.
Speaker 2: But I think I had to edit it so if
Speaker 2: you see the shirt, it looks like just a black
Speaker 2: shirt or something like I edited it somehow that I
Speaker 2: didn't say that, yeah, which I don't know how I
Speaker 2: did it, maybe in phase two, and I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to. I'm not a photoshop kind
Speaker 2: of girl, like honestly something. If someone held a gun
Speaker 2: to my head and was like, you need to photoshop this,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, no, I know people, I know people.
Speaker 1: I know literally like I would rather die than photoshop.
Speaker 1: But for some reason, I use photoshop literally maybe twice
Speaker 1: a year where I actually have to use it for work,
Speaker 1: and I am subscribed all the way throughout the year,
Speaker 1: and it is sixty dollars a month, which is saying,
Speaker 1: fucking crazy package. No easy, Yeah, it should be illegal
Speaker 1: to charge that much for that shit, because like six
Speaker 1: hundred and seven and twenty dollars a year for something
Speaker 1: that I could a bot for fucking twelve dollars, Like,
Speaker 1: y'all are psycho, Like.
Speaker 2: I know it's insane.
Speaker 1: I'm in a pirate shot. I'm starting a pirate ship,
Speaker 1: like I.
Speaker 2: Know we need to get back to that, like why
Speaker 2: we've come around the bend and now we know we
Speaker 2: can steal from big conglomerates, so we have to start
Speaker 2: doing it digitally, Like there needs to be more digital theft.
Speaker 1: That shirt. That's like you wouldn't download a car, would you?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Yes? I literally would like what are you talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 2: If I can illegally downloading, I would do it. What
Speaker 2: are we talking?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got a three D printer it's
Speaker 1: not here yet, and he's gonna download. I'm gonna download
Speaker 1: a Bougatti in three D, print it in my like
Speaker 1: micro printer nine inches at a time, and put it
Speaker 1: over my car. Right But there. I I know we
Speaker 1: knew do media at the end of the episode, but
Speaker 1: I had to fucking talk about this show that I've
Speaker 1: been watching Have you heard of Tiger King yet?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: It's this dude, Joe Exotic. He's a gay like cowboy
Speaker 1: that owns.
Speaker 2: He's gay and he likes tigers.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's really crazy, and he's just like such a show.
Speaker 2: He just likes tigers.
Speaker 1: He's such an eccentric character that that's all it really needs.
Speaker 1: And then there's like murders and ship but yeah, it's
Speaker 1: really amazing.
Speaker 2: And then Squid guy did like the world not believe that.
Speaker 2: I know, it was crazy, we couldn't believe it. But
Speaker 2: it was also because it was a week in to Lockdown.
Speaker 1: And we were like, dude, I want to go back
Speaker 1: to Lockdown so fucking bad, Like literally, take me back.
Speaker 1: That was the best time in my fucking life. It
Speaker 1: won't get sweeter than that.
Speaker 2: When I'm tired the creator, I'm like, take me back,
Speaker 2: take me back, take me back, take me back, take
Speaker 2: me back, take me back, take me back.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there's also a squid game.
Speaker 2: Oh what's that about?
Speaker 1: She couldn't tell you.
Speaker 2: I don't know, explain that one. So this guy gets
Speaker 2: taken into a car, right and you're like, why are
Speaker 2: seeing this car? But then he's in a Mister Beasts video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh they made that.
Speaker 2: They made like a mister Beast but like with murder.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, it's kind of.
Speaker 2: Crazy, Like I hope he got his like checks for that.
Speaker 2: Why did he remake that?
Speaker 1: Why did he laid stage capitalism?
Speaker 3: Like that's what I.
Speaker 2: Got built up and then just fucking destroyed.
Speaker 1: Yeah it might actually still be. It might be he
Speaker 1: should have done it, turned it into a museum.
Speaker 2: Just gonna say, he should have turned into like a
Speaker 2: like a selfie museum.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get team whoa.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: By the way, I literally have a throbbing head.
Speaker 1: Is that where you were looking for Adville this morning?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I need it so bad.
Speaker 1: And you drank wine last night, but done too.
Speaker 2: I never drink wine, But like, don't sit me in
Speaker 2: a room with other girls and some alcohol, because a
Speaker 2: mask talking will happen.
Speaker 1: A mask talking with Pops there from the other night.
Speaker 2: Not everyone one of them was, but not the one. Mm. Okay,
Speaker 2: so Dune too, yes, which I don't know why they
Speaker 2: need another.
Speaker 1: One because that show is our new Star Wars. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like, okay, look at like one of the
Speaker 1: new farm style houses that are being built, like the
Speaker 1: white ones with the black trim, Yes, the James Charles houses,
Speaker 1: and then look at a mid century model house like
Speaker 1: it looks like that in the seventies. I forgot what
Speaker 1: point I was. What did you say, Oh what Dune?
Speaker 1: Dune is the mid century modern from nineteen seventies house,
Speaker 1: and Star Wars is like the fake farmhouse, fake farmhouse.
Speaker 1: Like that's equivalent. I know, that's like what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is like it's just elite better, big tall windows like
Speaker 1: come like that's it.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know that I agree, and I haven't
Speaker 2: seen Dune, but I've been forced to watch the lost
Speaker 2: Star Wars movies in my life, and unless they also
Speaker 2: have a horny scene where a big slug captures a
Speaker 2: girl in a bikini, then I don't know what's his name?
Speaker 1: Oscar Isaac naked as fucking due, Yes, and he's naked
Speaker 1: and hot in it?
Speaker 2: Why you tell me that? Like now I haven't probably
Speaker 2: told you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's kind of like tragic where he's naked,
Speaker 1: but it's like literally fucking lit.
Speaker 2: See his Wiener.
Speaker 1: No, they don't allow that, but you basically do. I
Speaker 1: mean when they were you basically did in like scenes
Speaker 1: from a marriage. Yeah, true, he was. It's love sexualizing people.
Speaker 2: I know I need to suck like anytime he gets
Speaker 2: brought up, if he gets becaumes really very real.
Speaker 1: But I realize that I'm violently dehydrated, and if you
Speaker 1: took me to a doctor, I haven't been drinking water
Speaker 1: like I really haven't. And my skin is like drying,
Speaker 1: cracking and nasty and like it's fucked up.
Speaker 2: But well, it's also because it got back to being
Speaker 2: cold as fuck in La, which is so annoying and
Speaker 2: very scary because I don't think it's supposed to feel
Speaker 2: like this. It may here.
Speaker 3: It's really weird. It's like for like two years in La.
Speaker 1: I know, imagine it was like this literally forever. I
Speaker 1: would literally bust on like that would be so fucking
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I would kill myself because I love this weather. But
Speaker 2: I am like, can the sun come out?
Speaker 1: Like the sun is really good day.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be hot so I can pop my
Speaker 3: shirt off. I haven't really been able to.
Speaker 2: Maybe it would be good at the weather side like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was not to say it would be nice
Speaker 1: if kaket his shirt on or the weather stayed.
Speaker 2: Also, I realized now my new fear is when I
Speaker 2: meet new people and then the I like the topic
Speaker 2: of jobs comes up and I'm like, oh, please don't
Speaker 2: talk to me, Please don't talk to me, Like it's
Speaker 2: like everybody's like talking about what they do. And then
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna be like in slow mo when
Speaker 2: something embarrassing in the show happens and like they turn
Speaker 2: to me and they're like, what do you do for work?
Speaker 1: They like freaking out that I literally say I'm the word.
Speaker 2: Really try to like disappear, Like when I see people
Speaker 2: talking about work and I know, like there's a chance
Speaker 2: that they turn to me, I'm like.
Speaker 1: I evacuate the room. Though I literally if someone asked me,
Speaker 1: I literally say I'm the eyeword, like I'm I'm an
Speaker 1: influencer unfortunately. But then I'm like, no, I'm fucking not.
Speaker 1: But like here I go saying I'm a podcaster, Like.
Speaker 2: I say that, I'm like I have a podcast a YouTube,
Speaker 2: Like oh, I'm one of those people who has a
Speaker 2: podcast with my best friend.
Speaker 1: But what they don't know is that we're one of
Speaker 1: the most successful podcasts in the world. They're assuming we're.
Speaker 2: O what they do know is that that's not sure.
Speaker 1: Oh trust the analytics.
Speaker 2: The analytics don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, the analytics tell the truth.
Speaker 2: Did beget amber?
Speaker 1: Oh a be real notification?
Speaker 2: Oh well mine was a PayPal taking money from me
Speaker 2: for uber eats?
Speaker 1: Whoa Also that should be put into like a scientist's
Speaker 1: room and studied that One phone vibrated and we all
Speaker 1: looked at ours immediately, like there's.
Speaker 2: Something vibrated at the same time. That's why I thought
Speaker 2: it was mine.
Speaker 1: There's something really scary about that, really scary about that.
Speaker 2: Well, I think in ye olden times, if the phone rang,
Speaker 2: everybody ran to the phone.
Speaker 3: You fucking.
Speaker 1: And I know you're madjevious of what I just did.
Speaker 1: I didn't get a green apple. Green Apple's the best
Speaker 1: jolly rancher. They changed their formula. It's bullshit.
Speaker 2: That is crazy that you think green apple is the
Speaker 2: best flavor.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: But then when somebody asked me what I do for work,
Speaker 2: and then I say that, and then it's the next
Speaker 2: shot of question is like what's the name, Like what's
Speaker 2: the name of your podcast? I'm like you shouldn't listened
Speaker 2: to it, and like you don't have to listen to
Speaker 2: it because I was like, I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna listen.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you don't one, you don't have to say that.
Speaker 2: Never feel like you have to say that too, Please don't.
Speaker 1: Thankfully, most of the people that asked me what I
Speaker 1: do are random people from Grandberry, Texas that like I
Speaker 1: kind of don't give a fuck about. So I'm just
Speaker 1: like whatever whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm just always meeting new people because I'm so sociable.
Speaker 2: So it's like mm hmm, it's like worst thing ever
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, well did that come up last night?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, but I was. It was funny because like
Speaker 2: it's usually okay when it's people around our age. When
Speaker 2: it's older people, that's when it's really hard because I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you're gonna think like I should be
Speaker 2: like working in the mines like or something.
Speaker 1: Well we yearn for the mind but minecraft.
Speaker 2: But they were like they're like around our age, and
Speaker 2: but in my head, I was like, damn, we're having
Speaker 2: such a good conversation that like now I feel like
Speaker 2: she's gonna listen to the pocasts and be like it's
Speaker 2: more fun talking to her in real life than hearing
Speaker 2: this yeah, which is probably true because I'm just like
Speaker 2: when I walk into a room, I fill it with
Speaker 2: joy and piss because I'd bee everywhere.
Speaker 1: Wait, what I do want to talk about? I'm so
Speaker 1: fucking stupid for having this jolly ranger in my mouth
Speaker 1: as I'm like literally speaking, But I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: about get out my drug dealer horror stories from when
Speaker 1: I live back in Texas. Oh yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: to talk about that. But I I'm going to go
Speaker 1: to tart my mouth real quick.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: I'm sure this is like a universal experience where they're
Speaker 1: like local drug dealers, like twenty three, twenty five, and
Speaker 1: all of his clients are sixteen seventeen year olds, eighteen
Speaker 1: year olds from like the high school, the local high school,
Speaker 1: which is the number one horror story. Is like that
Speaker 1: environment is so scary, and I'd see like my homies
Speaker 1: that were the same age as me just like chilling
Speaker 1: on the couch with this grown ass man, and it
Speaker 1: was really fucking eerie and scary. But I'm sure that's
Speaker 1: a universal experience.
Speaker 2: That's not He's a drug dealer being hella old, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Just being creepy with like younger girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like so classically like drug dealer vibe.
Speaker 1: But this is a story unique to me, I'm sure,
Speaker 1: and I cannot believe I haven't told this on the podcast,
Speaker 1: probably just to protect the like people, but no one
Speaker 1: knows who I was friends with at the time. But
Speaker 1: we had recently switched drug dealers. We had recently gone
Speaker 1: from the one really close by my house to the
Speaker 1: one close to the high school, which is like fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes away, and he lived in like an apartment complex literally,
Speaker 1: so the apartment complex is here, the police station and
Speaker 1: pseudo courthouses here, and then the high school is like
Speaker 1: right up the streets. So it was like really really
Speaker 1: crazy to be like selling drugs out of there. Actually
Speaker 1: it might have been a good facade, but anyways, he
Speaker 1: was like dealing out of there, and we went there,
Speaker 1: and this is like the first time he invited me
Speaker 1: into his house, and I did not want to go
Speaker 1: in there, but like basically it was one of those
Speaker 1: situations where he was like holding the weed like hostage
Speaker 1: and like making you hang out with him because he's
Speaker 1: so lonely. Well, we got into the house and we're
Speaker 1: just chilling on the couch and it's me and two
Speaker 1: of my buddies that I'm not gonna mention my name,
Speaker 1: and we're just hanging out in there, and like it
Speaker 1: is like nasty fucking vibes in there, like a single
Speaker 1: couch with like nothing else in the room. Like there's
Speaker 1: a bedroom at the end of the hall, and you
Speaker 1: can see through the door that we well, maybe he.
Speaker 2: Just believes in like min over, so you're.
Speaker 1: Just being judgment I mean, he had bread because he
Speaker 1: was like the only other drug dealer in our hometown
Speaker 1: and everybody needed to like put drugs in their system
Speaker 1: because like there's nothing to do there. But you could
Speaker 1: see through his bedroom and see like that as half
Speaker 1: of his mattress was showing, and that he had like
Speaker 1: a pile of clothes next to the bed, and like
Speaker 1: it was just really really bad vibes and we're just
Speaker 1: like chilling there and then all of a sudden, he
Speaker 1: brings out a pipe and we thought it was weed,
Speaker 1: and then he went up to like my so I
Speaker 1: was really close with one of the dudes that I
Speaker 1: was with, and then like byproxy, was with the other
Speaker 1: kid and he went up to him. Thank god it
Speaker 1: wasn't fucking me, and was like, if you want your weed.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to smoke this and like prove to
Speaker 1: me that you're not a cop. And we were like,
Speaker 1: we're fifteen, sixteen years old, we're not fucking cops. Like
Speaker 1: what are you talking about. And he went up and
Speaker 1: was like I'm literally thirteen. Yeah, I'm literally a child.
Speaker 1: And he was like, you're gonna have to prove that
Speaker 1: you're not wearing a wire and like that, like you're
Speaker 1: down with the shits or whatever. And we were like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: like okay, it's just weed. Thank god it wasn't me. Well,
Speaker 1: he like had the pipe and this was like one
Speaker 1: of those or so I thought was one of those
Speaker 1: pipes where it was like the bowl and you hold
Speaker 1: it like this with the carb right here and you
Speaker 1: hit Yeah. I thought it was one of those until
Speaker 1: he started lighting the bottom of it and we were like,
Speaker 1: I've never seen weed belt like that. I wonder if
Speaker 1: it's like like in my thought process was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's like like heating up the cannabinoids
Speaker 1: and like it's almost like vaporizing it instead of like
Speaker 1: smoking it and helling it. And then I saw like
Speaker 1: a giant plume of smoke fill this like orb and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is fucking crack, Like this is
Speaker 1: meth or crack or like I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck it is. And he made my homie literally smoke
Speaker 1: meth in front of me and like it was the
Speaker 1: craziest fucking vibe ever, and like I didn't want to,
Speaker 1: like I happened to the kid like what he actually
Speaker 1: was like hell yeah he was. He was he like
Speaker 1: bodied it, like.
Speaker 2: For being like this might be my new slag.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, literally, like it was. It was really insane
Speaker 1: and like so dark. Yeah, but like he was fine,
Speaker 1: We're all fine. But literally I never went back to
Speaker 1: that house ever again, and I never owned weed again
Speaker 1: because I was like, fuck that. I don't want to
Speaker 1: own this shit, my.
Speaker 2: God, dude, Literally, I just want to see if you're chill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I want to make sure to.
Speaker 2: People when they come to the house and be like
Speaker 2: I just want to see if you chill, Like hit
Speaker 2: this pipe, crag, hit this pipe of unannounced drugs. You
Speaker 2: don't trust me, my fucking god, My friends don't trust
Speaker 2: me anymore. That's what I say. Just close your eyes.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, you should close your eyes because I'm
Speaker 2: gonna give you a surprise and then make them smoke mas.
Speaker 1: Did you chick fil a last night?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I literally got it this morning because I woke up
Speaker 2: and I stood up in my fucking head like pounced
Speaker 2: from the back of my skull to the front, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I need food so that I'm not nauseous,
Speaker 2: because I was really nauseous. And then I had like
Speaker 2: five chicken nuggets and I feel a little better, a
Speaker 2: little a little bettle.
Speaker 1: Do you know what a gravity bond is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like within the big jug and you like
Speaker 2: pull it out. Bitches are so desperate to get It's
Speaker 2: like that's when it's like, okay, just do math. That's
Speaker 2: when I'm like, just do the fucking math, bro, Like
Speaker 2: you need you need something more because you're literally like
Speaker 2: you're defying gravity for like a weed high right now, Like.
Speaker 1: You're like pushing it into your lungs at like a
Speaker 1: crazy rate. Like it's really really dune. What you just
Speaker 1: need to Like I did it once out of a
Speaker 1: fireball bottle. It was really sick, actually, and that was flying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I literally probably was fine. Ironically, it probably was.
Speaker 2: Dude. I can't imagine you doing that. Did you freak
Speaker 2: the funk out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I literally laid on the couch like grueling like
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm like good, Like it was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: And then on the drive home, I had my head
Speaker 1: up against the window and it was like we were
Speaker 1: coming from like a bumpy gravel road and like I was.
Speaker 2: Like literally, yeah, I couldn't like control my body and
Speaker 2: it was like bouncing off the I forgot.
Speaker 1: To wear a hat. I get to see my hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just get you a helmet.
Speaker 1: What we gotta get is a haircut. But in the
Speaker 1: back of the car, like I was in the front seat,
Speaker 1: but like it was like and I was like moaning,
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, we're almost out. We're almost
Speaker 1: out of the gravel road, like I promise, isn'tna be good? Like, oh,
Speaker 1: my fucking good.
Speaker 2: I was just like choked on air.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's my gravity bowing story. I could tell
Speaker 1: you my dad story. The one and only time I
Speaker 1: did a dab.
Speaker 2: Dude, if I did a dab, I think I was
Speaker 2: fucking like I was in a bathiz.
Speaker 1: I don't know how y'all do that shit, Like, yeah.
Speaker 2: I know it's like that. Bitches are like yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna swoke this joint rolled in wax, rolled in uh
Speaker 2: with a dab on top with keith on it. I
Speaker 2: was saying, like, why don't We got into a conversation
Speaker 2: last night at dinner where one of our friends was like,
Speaker 2: if your friend was like on their deathbed and they
Speaker 2: did see yourself teacher, and they were like this is
Speaker 2: so crazy and you're gonna laugh at me, but I
Speaker 2: really want you guys to eat a piece in me
Speaker 2: before I get cremated or anything. And he was like,
Speaker 2: would you do it, like if one of your friends
Speaker 2: was like, oh, like yeah, like if like your artist
Speaker 2: friend was like I've used my hands like all my
Speaker 2: life and like they're so meaningful to me, like because
Speaker 2: I made all this art. I would love if like
Speaker 2: a like each friend like had a piece of meat
Speaker 2: to eat from my hands.
Speaker 1: Or I literally eat the skin off my fingers and
Speaker 1: toes and my toe. It was like I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck, wait, I will eat someone.
Speaker 2: And then I was saying, I was like, girl, fuck
Speaker 2: all that, why not just like roll my ashes like
Speaker 2: their keif like put some wax on a joint and
Speaker 2: then like roll the joint in my ashes and then
Speaker 2: just smoke me. I'd be down for someone to talk.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that. I don't think I would eat someone.
Speaker 2: You would rather smoke someone than eat them, because I
Speaker 2: feel like smoking them is kind of too I know,
Speaker 2: but I'm like disgusting, so and I'm okay, that's well
Speaker 2: to be To be clear, I would do both. I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, I wouldn't eat a piece of someone if
Speaker 3: it was like weird.
Speaker 1: If it was like mixed into like spaghetti Boulonnai's like
Speaker 1: it was like a little piece of meat like mixed
Speaker 1: in and I it in now, Like I would literally.
Speaker 2: No, I would like, I'm like, I need a chef
Speaker 2: to like go crazy on it, like it's not it's
Speaker 2: not like just fucking boiled droo. I mean I think
Speaker 2: I need like a chef to come in here and
Speaker 2: like prepare it on a really big white plate and
Speaker 2: it's like the tiniest piece of food with like a
Speaker 2: little like garnish.
Speaker 1: Like shashimi style.
Speaker 2: Like hell no, you would taste like ship to taste like.
Speaker 1: We're talking about, I would taste like jolly.
Speaker 2: You would have the reddest meat ever from all that
Speaker 2: red Ford. It tastes like, jolly, your meat would look
Speaker 2: like wagoo steak because it would be so rare.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally would. Yeah, you're right. Five No.
Speaker 2: Deer ankles Los Angeles literally tastes like fucking rabbit tail.
Speaker 1: Okay, Like I know, the whole joke is like, how
Speaker 1: can you get like twenty nuggets for two dollars from Windy's.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck because those are like the
Speaker 1: best nuggets on the market right now, and I will
Speaker 1: die on that hill like they're so young er.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I'm like so over McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Like I've also watched a new video of how McDonald's
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets are made, and it's literally ground up fucking bones.
Speaker 1: It's literally bones ground up into a But that's pretty
Speaker 1: good for you.
Speaker 3: Then, Yeah, isn't that Like that's what.
Speaker 2: Like collagen is. Collagen is bones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why people are like, oh, drink bone broth
Speaker 3: because you'll get the nutrients of the bones.
Speaker 2: And that's why don't drink bone. Yeah, that's why collagens
Speaker 2: or vegans can't have like collagen because it's mainly like cowbones.
Speaker 1: I knew that, but like watching the video completely change
Speaker 1: it for me because it's like little fucking chicken skulls
Speaker 1: and beaks, like going into a grater and coming out
Speaker 1: as his pink goop and it's like.
Speaker 3: A mascrated that's kind of like a crazy full circle,
Speaker 3: you know, like Native Americans would like use the entire
Speaker 3: an like it's kind of lit.
Speaker 2: Like, so now I think I'm back to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe how that goes?
Speaker 1: Y'all just do everything against me now you know you
Speaker 1: are finished, y'all. You're a Devil's advocate kind of guy.
Speaker 2: I am wait? Why am I double's advocate? Is that
Speaker 2: a song? Oh? I know, I know, but dude, that
Speaker 2: was crazy? But no, I think that's a song. Yeah
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: You remember Zoon's zoom zooms. You any asking for an
Speaker 1: iPod for Christmas and you got a fucking zoom. Let
Speaker 1: me see what this is, suck balls. I wanted one though,
Speaker 1: because I wanted to be different so fucking bad. It
Speaker 1: was terrible. Even as a child, I wanted to be
Speaker 1: different from everybody else, and I would make sacrifices in
Speaker 1: technology to be different. Like I would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want an iPod, like I want a zoom
Speaker 1: or I don't want an iPhone I want any android,
Speaker 1: Like something is serious wrong with me, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I've never seen this before.
Speaker 3: Really, zoom have you seen a teenage engineering fifteen?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah them that I did see?
Speaker 3: These reminded me of a zoom the mic. Yeah, this thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we were gonna buy them for the.
Speaker 2: Podcast, but they're so expensive.
Speaker 1: But yeah, here I go.
Speaker 3: They kind of reminded me of a zooon a little bit.
Speaker 2: Why do they play?
Speaker 1: I know that was online too, and it scratched the
Speaker 1: fuck out of.
Speaker 2: Me last Like this has like a bar thing in it?
Speaker 2: Like is this so that? Like I don't steal it
Speaker 2: from a store, Like I don't understand, I don't get it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm wearing the Jenny x Calvin Klein before it's out,
Speaker 2: like it's just chok.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I slept in it last night. You got
Speaker 1: any baby names?
Speaker 2: No, honod like I might name my kids like after
Speaker 2: like dead people. I know, hm, you know, keep them going.
Speaker 3: Yeah that makes sense, even.
Speaker 2: Though that's not what that does for your soul and
Speaker 2: it doesn't cure you. But I'll do it.
Speaker 1: When I name my kid trauma.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say my kids bond, so trauma bond. Oh
Speaker 2: my cousin, but we have to give them trauma so
Speaker 2: that they actually bond over trauma. So it's like it's
Speaker 2: it's a funny story. Actually, like her name's trauma bond
Speaker 2: and we like bonded over trauma.
Speaker 1: My cousins. What I don't know immediately, Well, my cousin's children.
Speaker 1: He has two boys, I think three now. He's obsessed
Speaker 1: with the Texas Rangers, specifically Nolan Ryan, and he named
Speaker 1: his children Nolan and Ryan Dale.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna name my kids Michael and Jackson Billy and Jean. Also,
Speaker 2: I think I've said this already, but I gave them
Speaker 2: Billy and Jean. That's all me. That is literally all me,
Speaker 2: and I won't let them have that. Josiah and Lucas
Speaker 2: call themselves Billy and Jean because one time they were
Speaker 2: on set with me for that stupid ass brat show
Speaker 2: I was on and I told the director. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: these are my friends, Billy and and I also made
Speaker 2: Billy and Gene.
Speaker 1: We are not your lovers.
Speaker 2: So I own a percentage of that podcast, whether they
Speaker 2: know it or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Well, also, I.
Speaker 2: Can't say that you're awesome.
Speaker 1: I can't say that.
Speaker 2: Well let me look at my notes, because I have
Speaker 2: two really awesome notes. Guys, don't even worry.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got a good one. So I've been using TikTok.
Speaker 1: So there there's this like idea like kal phone, cocaine phone.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've literally heard of it. I've been like
Speaker 1: going down cocaine phone route. It's like weird stock bro
Speaker 1: crypto side of the Internet bullshit, but it's basically the
Speaker 1: idea that like kal phone is like, don't use your
Speaker 1: phone at all, cocaine phone is like, it's the most
Speaker 1: powerful tool humans have ever had access to. Why would
Speaker 1: you not use it to the full distability? Get to
Speaker 1: fucking phones? Like that's the idea. And I've been like
Speaker 1: cocaine phoning, and I unintentionally because I'm addicted to it
Speaker 1: and it's really bad and embarrassing. But I've been going
Speaker 1: like down the craziest TikTok rabbit holes, and I found
Speaker 1: this thing called TikTok battles. I'm sure you've seen them before.
Speaker 2: The live stream.
Speaker 1: You know what it is. It's basically you go live,
Speaker 1: Like say you went live and I went live, we
Speaker 1: could do what's called a battle together and basically all
Speaker 1: it is is your fans giving you money and me money,
Speaker 1: and whoever gets the most money by the end of
Speaker 1: like the two minute thirty second timer wins and moves
Speaker 1: on to the next And like there are people making
Speaker 1: like sixteen thousand dollars a week doing these TikTok live
Speaker 1: stream battles. Like it's really the most insane, dystopian shit
Speaker 1: I've ever fucking heard of in my entire life.
Speaker 2: That is so unreal. Like we should do.
Speaker 1: It, I know, Like should we try it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should just do it.
Speaker 3: Money need to get the money.
Speaker 2: They just stand there.
Speaker 1: They literally they're like, come on, guys, like we need
Speaker 1: to beat them, Like we need to beat them. Come on,
Speaker 1: Like it's close with.
Speaker 2: Kids who like give the money, Like it has to
Speaker 2: be like really young people who just have like a
Speaker 2: card attached to the accounts.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but the FTC is gonna sue the
Speaker 1: fuck out of TikTok if so, just like Fortnite got
Speaker 1: taken down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I feel like a lot of people who
Speaker 2: have people who are sitting there buying ship for them
Speaker 2: on live is it's usually children, I think, or maybe
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe there are maybe it's like the
Speaker 2: how there's like twitch viewers who are down to like donate,
Speaker 2: But that makes more sense because most of the time
Speaker 2: it's like either like a live kind of podcast style
Speaker 2: thing and then like a gamer or something. But like
Speaker 2: for to literally be like come on, guys, please please
Speaker 2: please please, got.
Speaker 1: I gotta be like it please, it's crazy. Also, TikTok
Speaker 1: implemented like drop shipping onto their platform now, so basically
Speaker 1: like say I like had this water bottle, and like
Speaker 1: I had like a drop shipping palette somewhere I could
Speaker 1: like open up a shop on my TikTok page where
Speaker 1: TikTok takes like fifteen percent to like do it, and
Speaker 1: like it's basically a storefront on your TikTok page, but
Speaker 1: you never have to really own a product because like
Speaker 1: you can just ship it straight from China. And like
Speaker 1: the Warehouser was created in like it's really so insane.
Speaker 2: That app is like actually fucking mini it's.
Speaker 1: Going downhill, Like it's it's really really crazy. I mean
Speaker 1: it's been going downhill for the last fucking four years
Speaker 1: since it's Genesis, But like I fucking hate the direction
Speaker 1: it's going and it's just like WHENU instagram implemented marketplace,
Speaker 1: everyone was like, what the fuck is this? But they
Speaker 1: have to make money somehow.
Speaker 2: Like I know, I will say now, like people fully
Speaker 2: use it, Like there's so many accounts that I follow
Speaker 2: from my dad things. Yeah, I've never bought anything from
Speaker 2: the Instagram like marketplace because that's insane and I'm not
Speaker 2: crazy like your dad, but I will say I do.
Speaker 1: Look, it's actually hilarious, Like he ordered like what he like,
Speaker 1: you know, those like inflatable giant sharks that like you
Speaker 1: can control with like a remote control and they like
Speaker 1: float around. He thought he was ordering that because that's
Speaker 1: what was advertised, but it was like twelve dollars. No,
Speaker 1: it's twenty five ninety nine. And when he got it,
Speaker 1: all he got was like a bubble maailer, this big
Speaker 1: and a plastic toy shark was inside and he got
Speaker 1: scammed so fucking hard and by the time he went
Speaker 1: to dispute it, like he couldn't find the listing anymore.
Speaker 2: Dude, that is so insane for that to be happening
Speaker 2: off of instagram dot com. That sounds like a like
Speaker 2: two thousand and one eBay problem. Like it's like who's
Speaker 2: this big thing for like three dollars. We've talked about this,
Speaker 2: so how scared it used to be buying shit online
Speaker 2: where it's like.
Speaker 1: You're probably shipping a bomb to me right now.
Speaker 2: Well, I decided my only gripe with like gender neutral
Speaker 2: bathrooms is that most restaurants aren't actually making like nice
Speaker 2: gender neutral bathrooms. What they're doing is just ripping off
Speaker 2: their old sign and putting on the neutral sign onto
Speaker 2: a bathroom that smells a fucking eighteen years of urinal piss.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to be in that pal. Anytime
Speaker 2: I am in a fucking bathroom or in a restaurant
Speaker 2: and I see the gender neutral signs, I will literally
Speaker 2: open each one to see which one has the urin
Speaker 2: a urinal in it, because I refuse to sit across
Speaker 2: from that thing, like it is so nasty. There's piss
Speaker 2: all over the floor, It fucking stinks, like you don't
Speaker 2: flush the piss, so it's just sitting there until it
Speaker 2: like slowly drains. Like I like don't understand urinals. I
Speaker 2: think they were so poorly engineered because you're literally getting
Speaker 2: pissed all over your pants. Like every man you know
Speaker 2: has pissed all over his pants. Like there's no way
Speaker 2: it's not splashing back all over your jeans.
Speaker 1: That's what urinal cakes are for. What it zoom and
Speaker 1: they stopped the splash bit it's supposed to absorb it.
Speaker 2: I don't think it does a good job because every
Speaker 2: time I go to a bathroom, the water the floor
Speaker 2: looks like they did like a half half like glossy
Speaker 2: like speckled decoration on the floor because it's like you
Speaker 2: see all the piss.
Speaker 1: Bad seed that will piss on the floor and ruin
Speaker 1: it for everybody else.
Speaker 3: Crew doesn't get any piss because he'll stick his dick
Speaker 3: into the hole.
Speaker 2: That is a good idea.
Speaker 3: All the way down theah.
Speaker 1: I mean it drains better. Yeah, U Plus it feels good.
Speaker 3: And it's super considerate.
Speaker 1: There's like mold and ship in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it was good. Well that was my ramp
Speaker 2: because I hate being in stinky bathrooms that are just
Speaker 2: like the bathroom that boys are still using, Like men
Speaker 2: are just gross and yeah and they stink.
Speaker 1: I have to agree men's bathrooms are fucking vile.
Speaker 2: Fucking insane. Like the sun you at the room, that's
Speaker 2: what it smells like. Walking past the men's bathroom, but
Speaker 2: they are poor, Like that's what it smells, Like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck was I gonna say? Oh? Also, it's crazy
Speaker 2: what hot people get away with.
Speaker 1: Like I know, dude, I can get away with so
Speaker 1: fucking much like my whole life, Like I do bad
Speaker 1: shit and people are just okay with it because like
Speaker 1: I have pretty privilege.
Speaker 2: I don't think that happens to you.
Speaker 1: It's really it's really hard for me.
Speaker 2: No, because you don't even do much, so like you
Speaker 2: definitely don't like you're not like using not no hot
Speaker 2: people privileges. Like there was this girl who's like really gorgeous,
Speaker 2: like sexy hot, and then she posted a video just
Speaker 2: her straight to camera like raw style, like yeah, it
Speaker 2: was her piece to cam and she's just singing her
Speaker 2: ass off and like she's not a singer, she's just
Speaker 2: like a really gorgeous girl. And it genuinely shocked me
Speaker 2: so much because I've never seen her talk, let alone
Speaker 2: like start belting her ass off to camera on Instagram
Speaker 2: dot com. And it was obviously a video that she
Speaker 2: recorded outside of stories and then later on went back
Speaker 2: and looked at she's like I gotta post this, like
Speaker 2: it's too good.
Speaker 1: But it's only away with.
Speaker 2: It because she's so sexy.
Speaker 1: Like singing is like so embarrassing, like it really.
Speaker 2: Really like why is it humiliating people who could like
Speaker 2: kind of sing who are just like really about it.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, you shouldn't do that. But if I
Speaker 2: got on Instagram stories right now and with my whole
Speaker 2: chest started singing my life away, people would genuinely make
Speaker 2: fun of me until the.
Speaker 1: Day I like Yever, ever, ever, like, if.
Speaker 2: I wanted to go into singing, I would have to
Speaker 2: like learn how to play guitar and like be in
Speaker 2: the dingy room and recorder on a film on like
Speaker 2: a like a film camera or a tape recorder and
Speaker 2: have it like be this like artistic like body of
Speaker 2: work for people to be like, Okay, I kind of
Speaker 2: get it, like I kind of see where she's going.
Speaker 2: But if I just got up in this outfit right now,
Speaker 2: put my phone up and started singing, like, people would
Speaker 2: be like, what the fuck is happening with her?
Speaker 1: Like and people would think it was a joke.
Speaker 3: Like what if you found out like a year of
Speaker 3: me working with you guys on this that I had
Speaker 3: a TikTok account where I would like it wasn't me
Speaker 3: by Shaggy like I would yeah.
Speaker 1: I would you, I'd say, we have to let we
Speaker 1: have to let you go.
Speaker 3: We found really disturbing.
Speaker 2: So he discovered a part of you that I don't
Speaker 2: think you ever wanted us to see. If it was
Speaker 2: like a different song, it would be the best day
Speaker 2: of my life. Like if it was like an Adele
Speaker 2: song or something that you really liked from like her
Speaker 2: first album, and you were singing it all the time,
Speaker 2: I would literally have a joy ride with that, Like
Speaker 2: I would be like, this is the craziest thing I've
Speaker 2: ever seen. I would show it off at parties like
Speaker 2: it was a trick. I'd be like, do you all
Speaker 2: want to see something crazy? And then I would.
Speaker 3: Tire you really earnestly belting it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what if you guys found out that I was singing.
Speaker 2: Whoa what what would you be singing? And the hypothetical I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, just like that scheerin m h what is
Speaker 1: that lyrics?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, what is that lyrics? That he in
Speaker 1: love with my body? Cal him ed Sharon, he in
Speaker 1: love with my body? What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 2: Well, because I think he says he has this song,
Speaker 2: I'm in love with the shape love you.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to sell body. Wow, figure that out, dude,
Speaker 1: I hear.
Speaker 2: If I go into a bar and that song is playing,
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna be the worst fucking thirty minutes
Speaker 2: of my life.
Speaker 1: I love what the Shape you?
Speaker 2: Or like like that playing in like a kind of
Speaker 2: deserted mall is so crazy, Like it.
Speaker 1: Is a creepy ass vibe. It's a dangerous vibe.
Speaker 2: That's a song that has played in one too many
Speaker 2: bands on this planet.
Speaker 1: Like also, I know everything is fake because how hyperinflated
Speaker 1: Ed Shearon and Selena Gomez Spotify numbers are. Nothing is real,
Speaker 1: It's all bots. Like I haven't heard someone play a
Speaker 1: Ed Sheeron song once in my life other than inside
Speaker 1: of a mall. And that does not account for fifty
Speaker 1: seven trillion fucking listens?
Speaker 2: Does he have like the most listeners? Like who has
Speaker 2: the listeners on.
Speaker 1: The weekend right now? I'd say the weekend Ed Sheeron
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber is always top containing and sal Edge Sheers.
Speaker 3: A bunch of Latin artists too that have like oh yeah,
Speaker 3: j Valvin up there now.
Speaker 2: So Yeah, it's like Edge Sheer and Drake, The Weekend,
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, Bad Bunny, Justin Bieber, bts BRU. How are
Speaker 2: people still listening to Justin Bieber like that? Like what
Speaker 2: is he making music? So, like does he make me?
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's all fair.
Speaker 3: I'd play Yummy every day.
Speaker 2: You get that yumy yum, yumy yum. Journals is such
Speaker 2: a good album.
Speaker 1: Journals is such a good album. Also, Baby is genuinely
Speaker 1: a masterpiece of a song. Like I think we've grown
Speaker 1: enough as like a culture to.
Speaker 2: Like didn't pick that up, so it looks like he
Speaker 2: just glitched.
Speaker 1: Like Baby is a great song, Like it really is
Speaker 1: actually a good song.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget when I showed my friends in fifth
Speaker 2: grade Justin Bieber on YouTube and it was before he
Speaker 2: was like a thing, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, like this my boyfriend.
Speaker 2: This is like a guy I've been looking at, like
Speaker 2: he's like I got my eye on him. And then
Speaker 2: my friends like two years later or maybe like a
Speaker 2: year later, once like baby and everything really came out
Speaker 2: and he was like huge. All my friends were talking
Speaker 2: about him and we got into a serious argument where
Speaker 2: I was like that is my artist, Like I that's mine.
Speaker 2: Like last year when I showed up to you, you
Speaker 2: didn't give a fuck, and now you give the fuck
Speaker 2: because he's on the radio.
Speaker 3: I'll like kind of go back and watch that video
Speaker 3: probably like once.
Speaker 1: Every baby, every year, just to watch like him playing
Speaker 1: the video game.
Speaker 2: What what when at the bowling Alley?
Speaker 1: Which one's baby? I don't know if I recall.
Speaker 2: It's He's like at the bowling Alley.
Speaker 3: Drake, Drake's there, Drake's in that, Drake's in the Baby music.
Speaker 2: Wait, what's happening? Because I'm freaking out.
Speaker 1: I literally cannot believe this right now.
Speaker 3: No, it's just like tapping people up and he's hanging
Speaker 3: out with like twelve year olds.
Speaker 2: Damn, dude, this ship's too fucking lit. Where is this?
Speaker 2: Is this in La? Oh? Wow? My god? This ships
Speaker 2: so lit? Yeah it's in La, dude. He was too lit?
Speaker 2: Like what a time?
Speaker 3: It's like a scar song.
Speaker 2: Now, Well, I just I just sped it up because
Speaker 2: I want to finish watching it so we can finish
Speaker 2: the episode. The clothes they had him in were really crazy. Dude.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be his girlfriend so bad, Like literally
Speaker 2: was like I need him. He maybe was like thirteen
Speaker 2: here or fourteen. I actually don't know his age, like
Speaker 2: and Justin Bieber.
Speaker 1: Has never had an age twenty eight, what's crazy?
Speaker 3: It might have been like sixteen.
Speaker 1: I got my first kiss at the Justin Bieber documentary
Speaker 1: like movie. I saw it in theaters one and then two.
Speaker 1: I was secretly obsessed with Justin Bieber. But like, obviously
Speaker 1: you couldn't do that, especially in Texas. So I was
Speaker 1: like such a fucking hater of his online. And then
Speaker 1: I would also go on Facebook and lie and say
Speaker 1: I won like two tickets and that I'm selling them
Speaker 1: to like his concert in Dallas, like if anybody wants
Speaker 1: to buy them, I'm selling them for five hundred bucks
Speaker 1: each to their front row. And everyone wouldn't hit me up.
Speaker 2: So you were a scammer.
Speaker 1: I never took money from anybody, but it was your attention. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just fun to lie. I lied so much
Speaker 1: on Facebook, like I would like say, like my brother
Speaker 1: is like severely sick, like he's like this is his
Speaker 1: face and it was like a face of like a
Speaker 1: mutilated person from like like that, like one of the
Speaker 1: meme photos that would go around, like the one that
Speaker 1: I post on my story where it's like selfie like
Speaker 1: a week ago.
Speaker 2: Sorry, now I'm done a really crazy justin Beaber rabbit
Speaker 2: hole and I'm watching the Beauty and a Beat.
Speaker 3: Oh that's.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be at this party so bad. I
Speaker 2: was like, fuck, I need to get in that pool.
Speaker 2: I need to get in that pool and get really
Speaker 2: self conscious because I think Justin Bieber's gonna look at
Speaker 2: me and now i have bodily perception of myself and
Speaker 2: I'm scared, like I needed to be in this pool.
Speaker 2: Like what everybody here is so lucky? Was this like
Speaker 2: post X because this video feels super like everybody saw
Speaker 2: X and they were like yeah, and everybody saw Project
Speaker 2: X and they were like, we didn't us a video.
Speaker 1: There was a huge party.
Speaker 2: It was the biggest party in the world at our house.
Speaker 2: I never saw Project X. We're seen that movie. I
Speaker 2: feel like it's really good. I feel like one of
Speaker 2: those movies I had to have seen, like when it
Speaker 2: came out, because now it's like, this is the worst
Speaker 2: movie ever. That's how I felt about watching Hackers. Like Hackers,
Speaker 2: the vibes are there, but that is the one of
Speaker 2: the worst movies ever.
Speaker 1: Via sucks.
Speaker 3: The only one that holds up is super Bad. That
Speaker 3: one is as.
Speaker 2: Good, literally one of the best. This is like in comedies,
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 3: The end, It is pretty good. But I feel like
Speaker 3: super Bad, out of all of those, I'll watch it
Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is maybe even funnier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because also super Bad is like shot really nicely too,
Speaker 2: like it like looks good really and like the opening, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it has like a lot of artistic spots.
Speaker 1: I'm arguing against you. I'm just saying off show.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know, this is the end is pretty fire.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, and I started it and then
Speaker 2: I like turned it off because I started it right
Speaker 2: after I watched super Bad and it was like.
Speaker 3: Late Michael Saya's character and that is so funny, I know.
Speaker 2: I mean the beginning fifteen minutes of the movie is
Speaker 2: literally so fucking Didn't.
Speaker 1: They all hate each other on set or something like
Speaker 1: Michael Sarah and like Jonah Hill or yeah, someone they
Speaker 1: had like beef on set.
Speaker 2: It was like, actually, I just got told this the other.
Speaker 1: Day, like everyone hated Jonah Hill.
Speaker 2: It was like, no, it was like Jonah didn't want
Speaker 2: a film with Michael because I think Jonah Hill wanted
Speaker 2: Michael Sarah's role or something, but then they found Michael
Speaker 2: and they gave Jonah the role he ended up playing,
Speaker 2: and he was really pissed because he was like, dude,
Speaker 2: I don't want to be this character. He wanted to
Speaker 2: play Michael Sarah's character.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to play his characters. What's crazy at
Speaker 1: how Jonah Hill was casted for that movie was like
Speaker 1: Seth was at like a movie or a screening for
Speaker 1: one of his like movies that just came out, and
Speaker 1: Jonah was sitting right behind him, and Seth at the
Speaker 1: time was developing super Bad and was like, this kid
Speaker 1: is perfect for this role. Wait, no, no, that's for
Speaker 1: forty old virgin. Sorry, yeah, that's for forty old virgin.
Speaker 3: He was like, oh wait, why don't you just be
Speaker 3: the kid the Yeah, big Johnah Hills. He has such
Speaker 3: a funny role in four year old version.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that in a really long time. I
Speaker 2: need to rewatch it. I actually don't know if I've
Speaker 2: finished that movie ever. That was always one of those
Speaker 2: movies I like saw it was like on TV, so
Speaker 2: I would like always start it and just like that
Speaker 2: movie is.
Speaker 3: So well written.
Speaker 1: That's a classic certified class dude. Also, just like comedy
Speaker 1: back then was like it was like the perfect level
Speaker 1: of like, okay, like we're being like a little like
Speaker 1: we're being a little sacetious. Yeah, we're testing the waters,
Speaker 1: like we're saying things that's also not the right way
Speaker 1: to use it. But whatever that is is that not facetious?
Speaker 1: Is like lying? But uh basically yeah, it was just
Speaker 1: like the perfect level of like being like problematic and
Speaker 1: also like being a little aware, yeah, and being aware.
Speaker 1: And then like shortly after that it spiraled out of
Speaker 1: control and like it was fucking crazy. And now like
Speaker 1: I feel like we're finally starting to get back into it.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure in the next like two or three years,
Speaker 1: like comedy will be funny again.
Speaker 2: But we'll save comedy.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, yeah, we have to save comedy. We
Speaker 1: must save comedy. You just can't say shit anymore.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like I want to be able to be like.
Speaker 1: Crap, fuck here, who fuck?
Speaker 2: All right? So Media of the Week.
Speaker 1: Yep, somehow we were trying to do a forty five
Speaker 1: minute episode today, but we somehow pushed over, pushed over, So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to forty five now, so everybody be
Speaker 2: upset and sad and like cry about it, because I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fake.
Speaker 2: I read a really good book, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say it out loud because I'm gonna get keep the book.
Speaker 1: Yeah. For media, I'm just like, I listened to a
Speaker 1: lot of good music and watch a lot of good shit.
Speaker 1: You but I'm not telling you. So that's my media.
Speaker 2: My media is Boutique Joy by Yasuka Shi Mizu. I'm
Speaker 2: probably saying that really wrong. I just want to talk
Speaker 2: to you. Let me talk to you, Charles Brown, Sleepy Creek.
Speaker 2: That song is so fucking good. You make me Week
Speaker 2: at the knees, Electra, Electra Lane and Alone Again by
Speaker 2: Gilbert O'Sullivan Arena. I was listening to my Discover weekly
Speaker 2: and you cannot fucking trick me. Don't make old sounding music, bitch,
Speaker 2: because I know when that shit's new. I can fucking
Speaker 2: hear it in your stupid whiny voice. And somebody had
Speaker 2: a song that was supposed to sound old, but it
Speaker 2: sounded like the beginning of Alone Again. So I was like,
Speaker 2: when I first started listening to I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't think this person would have sampled
Speaker 2: this so soon after this song came out, so it
Speaker 2: sounds like we've got a little faker on our hands.
Speaker 2: And I saw that cover and I was like, you
Speaker 2: can't trick me. You can't trick me with your fake,
Speaker 2: old looking cover. I hate that shit when the people
Speaker 2: are making like old sounding music. And then also the
Speaker 2: cover is very like we made this out of cardboard
Speaker 2: an ink with her hands.
Speaker 1: This is actually a vinyl sleeve, just printed and scam.
Speaker 2: We just scanned a vinyl. It's real and yeah, and
Speaker 2: then I blocked the artists.
Speaker 3: On spot pon.
Speaker 1: Well, I've been tapping back into Death Grips because I'm
Speaker 1: getting ready for their concerts in LA and I need
Speaker 1: to go and if I don't go, I'll die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you won't die, you know.
Speaker 1: Birds by Death Grips, Black Dice by Death Grips are
Speaker 1: really good songs that I've liked recently. And then there's
Speaker 1: this band called Black Dice, and I am only assuming
Speaker 1: they're inspired by Death Grips because their music is like
Speaker 1: noise music and like really annoying and bad, but broken
Speaker 1: ear record is really fucking good by them. But it's
Speaker 1: just like sound music and if you like that type
Speaker 1: of shit, they make good noise music, but like if
Speaker 1: you don't, you won't get it and it will be
Speaker 1: like a hell for you.
Speaker 2: And then this welcome to your nightmare.
Speaker 1: I've watched like so much shit recently. I've been watching
Speaker 1: that show Working Moms. I didn't know there were thirty
Speaker 1: six thousand seasons out, and like I.
Speaker 2: Realized the face I know it was really.
Speaker 1: We'll find it, but we'll look I.
Speaker 2: Like actually shocked itself. Like I felt the way my
Speaker 2: tongue hung out of my mouth is not I never
Speaker 2: felt that in my life. You were watching Working Moms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the acting is terrible and the casting
Speaker 1: is awful for most everybody except for Anne and the
Speaker 1: main girl. But that show is just like a guilty
Speaker 1: pleasure and I like watching it. It's on Netflix. And
Speaker 1: then Demon SI Slayer season three came out and literally
Speaker 1: no one fucking told me. I'm so confused because that
Speaker 1: wasn't there when I finished watching season two, which was
Speaker 1: like two months ago, and then now it's there, Like
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense to me, but whatever, Well.
Speaker 2: I'm finally in season five of The Sopranos. The Sopranos
Speaker 2: I always say soprano, but I think you're supposed to
Speaker 2: say the sopranos. Whatever the fuck that means, Like, let
Speaker 2: me pronounce it how I want.
Speaker 1: Bitch the fuck Golden Hours.
Speaker 2: I should just be able to say things how I want.
Speaker 1: Whatever, Sleepy Time, Raymond Scott and be My Baby they're
Speaker 1: on its bem.
Speaker 4: Be my Little Baby, my baby. No, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: that was the song.
Speaker 2: But let me see the cover of be My Baby,
Speaker 2: because maybe I'm to give something else. Okay, I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure it's be my Baby. But they really didn't want
Speaker 2: that song. There's like a crazy story behind it, like
Speaker 2: they really didn't want.
Speaker 1: To do that song. And I don't think it's My Baby,
Speaker 1: is it not? There's another that.
Speaker 2: Is it by the raw Nets or it might not
Speaker 2: be the raw Ats. I can't remember who it is,
Speaker 2: but it's like from that era of music, there was
Speaker 2: like a band who really didn't want to set song.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, it's the worst day ever?
Speaker 3: Is like.
Speaker 2: We may never know, I guess.
Speaker 1: Also, the movie fuck, what's it called? Walk the Line
Speaker 1: is really good.
Speaker 3: The Walking Phoenix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Walking Phoenix. But that was this episode of
Speaker 1: Emergency Intercom. I hope enjoyed UH and I hope you
Speaker 1: find love with. Thank you so much, respects
Speaker 2: SHO