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Speaker 1: Welcome to emergency intercom.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna do, like, welcome to this upside up.

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Speaker 2: You didn't You obviously didn't pick up on that bot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't pick up what you were putting down.

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Speaker 1: I didn't smell what you were pooping out.

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Speaker 2: Why did we find love in a vibelest place?

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Speaker 1: I think we found love in like a hellscape.

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Speaker 2: Way, what I'm saying, our hellscape is a vibeleist place.

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Speaker 2: It's a vibelest place to be.

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Speaker 1: If you ask me, if Lana del Rey said we

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Speaker 1: found love in a hellscape, I would have busted in

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Speaker 1: that and literally busted in that and slipped in it

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Speaker 1: and broke my skull.

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Speaker 2: Like Yeah, one time I was talking about a couch

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Speaker 2: I had on like a celebrity, and I just went

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Speaker 2: on the crazy nastiest. I was like, if they fucking score,

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Speaker 2: I would only be so lucky to like be running

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Speaker 2: down the hallway and like slipping it and get a

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Speaker 2: concussion and wake up in a hospital bed and like

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Speaker 2: the only thing they could give me is ivy fluid

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Speaker 2: of their squirt to like bring me back to lusts.

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Speaker 1: Like fucking crazy, And I was all off top of dome.

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Speaker 1: But we were just in our separate environments just now.

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Speaker 1: And I was like on TikTok while they were setting

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Speaker 1: up in here or I don't know what the fuck

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Speaker 1: hew we're doing in here. I heard weird sounds. But anyways,

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Speaker 1: I was growing on TikTok and I heard or I

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Speaker 1: found this account that like makes t shirts. The shirts

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Speaker 1: are actually fucking sick, and I literally am gonna buy one.

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Speaker 1: If she sells them or if they sell them, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but the basically what she does is she

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Speaker 1: takes the shirts and she cuts up the letters of

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Speaker 1: the shirts and like makes them into like different ones.

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Speaker 1: Like there was a Hello Kiddy one that said she

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Speaker 1: made it say like I am a toilet and then

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Speaker 1: she just like em sews it into the shirt. It's

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Speaker 1: really ill, But oh my god, why don't I just say.

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Speaker 2: You need this?

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Speaker 1: I say that that was really that was weird.

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Speaker 2: It's super true.

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Speaker 1: Not Ben Trill for real Ben Trill. But she pulled

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Speaker 1: out this baby onesie. It's a onesie for an infant

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Speaker 1: that says lock up your daughter's baby gap nineteen eighty nine.

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Speaker 1: Crazy fucking vibe.

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Speaker 2: Dude. That's like such a common thing. They still sell

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Speaker 2: those shirts That's a crazy thing is we've gone so

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Speaker 2: far in society, but we're still giving little baby boys

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Speaker 2: lock up your daughter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your daughter's.

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Speaker 2: Better run in fucking high your daughter better.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill your daughters, Like my son is

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Speaker 1: gonna kill your daughter.

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Speaker 2: Wants to be some weird and the like, Oh he's

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Speaker 2: so handsome, he's gonna literally steal your fucking daughter.

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Speaker 1: And lock him up in the basement.

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Speaker 2: I had, I had a lock up. I had a

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Speaker 2: lock your daughter's shirt that I got from like Walgreens

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Speaker 2: forever going. I remember I was doing a brand deal

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Speaker 2: for this watch company and it.

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Speaker 1: Was Daniel Wellington. Yeah, oh dude, my dad brother loved

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Speaker 1: my Daniel Wellington munch loved it. But I actually got

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Speaker 1: it back, really why because he died. I wanted it

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Speaker 1: back so bad for like years, and he wouldn't give

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Speaker 1: it back to me, and then so you.

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Speaker 2: In the end, well, actually no, it was for a

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Speaker 2: fucking glasses company. It was for Glasses USA. But I

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Speaker 2: had that shirt on and it's a picture of me

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Speaker 2: like sitting at a table, but like you could see

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Speaker 2: the shirt on, which I don't know why I thought

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Speaker 2: I'm shooting a brain deal, I should wear my lock

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Speaker 2: up your Daughter shirt, like I don't know why I

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Speaker 2: thought that was gonna slide, but they were like cold.

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Speaker 2: She retake this with a different shirt, and I was like, Oh.

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Speaker 1: You're so annoying that I know that boiled your blood

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Speaker 1: because that would have pissed me the fuck off.

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Speaker 2: I was like, these pictures eat, You're like literally tripping

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Speaker 2: like I'm gonna post them, and that that photo did eat.

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Speaker 2: But I think I had to edit it so if

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Speaker 2: you see the shirt, it looks like just a black

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Speaker 2: shirt or something like I edited it somehow that I

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Speaker 2: didn't say that, yeah, which I don't know how I

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Speaker 2: did it, maybe in phase two, and I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how to. I'm not a photoshop kind

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Speaker 2: of girl, like honestly something. If someone held a gun

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Speaker 2: to my head and was like, you need to photoshop this,

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, no, I know people, I know people.

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Speaker 1: I know literally like I would rather die than photoshop.

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Speaker 1: But for some reason, I use photoshop literally maybe twice

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Speaker 1: a year where I actually have to use it for work,

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Speaker 1: and I am subscribed all the way throughout the year,

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Speaker 1: and it is sixty dollars a month, which is saying,

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Speaker 1: fucking crazy package. No easy, Yeah, it should be illegal

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Speaker 1: to charge that much for that shit, because like six

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Speaker 1: hundred and seven and twenty dollars a year for something

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Speaker 1: that I could a bot for fucking twelve dollars, Like,

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Speaker 1: y'all are psycho, Like.

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Speaker 2: I know it's insane.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a pirate shot. I'm starting a pirate ship,

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Speaker 1: like I.

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Speaker 2: Know we need to get back to that, like why

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Speaker 2: we've come around the bend and now we know we

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Speaker 2: can steal from big conglomerates, so we have to start

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Speaker 2: doing it digitally, Like there needs to be more digital theft.

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Speaker 1: That shirt. That's like you wouldn't download a car, would you?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I literally would like what are you talking about? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: If I can illegally downloading, I would do it. What

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Speaker 2: are we talking?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got a three D printer it's

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Speaker 1: not here yet, and he's gonna download. I'm gonna download

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Speaker 1: a Bougatti in three D, print it in my like

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Speaker 1: micro printer nine inches at a time, and put it

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Speaker 1: over my car. Right But there. I I know we

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Speaker 1: knew do media at the end of the episode, but

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Speaker 1: I had to fucking talk about this show that I've

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Speaker 1: been watching Have you heard of Tiger King yet?

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: It's this dude, Joe Exotic. He's a gay like cowboy

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Speaker 1: that owns.

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Speaker 2: He's gay and he likes tigers.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's really crazy, and he's just like such a show.

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Speaker 2: He just likes tigers.

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Speaker 1: He's such an eccentric character that that's all it really needs.

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Speaker 1: And then there's like murders and ship but yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: really amazing.

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Speaker 2: And then Squid guy did like the world not believe that.

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Speaker 2: I know, it was crazy, we couldn't believe it. But

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Speaker 2: it was also because it was a week in to Lockdown.

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Speaker 1: And we were like, dude, I want to go back

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Speaker 1: to Lockdown so fucking bad, Like literally, take me back.

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Speaker 1: That was the best time in my fucking life. It

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Speaker 1: won't get sweeter than that.

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Speaker 2: When I'm tired the creator, I'm like, take me back,

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Speaker 2: take me back, take me back, take me back, take

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Speaker 2: me back, take me back, take me back.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, there's also a squid game.

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Speaker 2: Oh what's that about?

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Speaker 1: She couldn't tell you.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, explain that one. So this guy gets

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Speaker 2: taken into a car, right and you're like, why are

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Speaker 2: seeing this car? But then he's in a Mister Beasts video.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh they made that.

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Speaker 2: They made like a mister Beast but like with murder.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, it's kind of.

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Speaker 2: Crazy, Like I hope he got his like checks for that.

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Speaker 2: Why did he remake that?

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Speaker 1: Why did he laid stage capitalism?

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Speaker 3: Like that's what I.

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Speaker 2: Got built up and then just fucking destroyed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it might actually still be. It might be he

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Speaker 1: should have done it, turned it into a museum.

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Speaker 2: Just gonna say, he should have turned into like a

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Speaker 2: like a selfie museum.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna get team whoa.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: By the way, I literally have a throbbing head.

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Speaker 1: Is that where you were looking for Adville this morning?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I need it so bad.

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Speaker 1: And you drank wine last night, but done too.

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Speaker 2: I never drink wine, But like, don't sit me in

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Speaker 2: a room with other girls and some alcohol, because a

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Speaker 2: mask talking will happen.

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Speaker 1: A mask talking with Pops there from the other night.

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Speaker 2: Not everyone one of them was, but not the one. Mm. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so Dune too, yes, which I don't know why they

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Speaker 2: need another.

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Speaker 1: One because that show is our new Star Wars. It's

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Speaker 1: like it's like, okay, look at like one of the

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Speaker 1: new farm style houses that are being built, like the

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Speaker 1: white ones with the black trim, Yes, the James Charles houses,

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Speaker 1: and then look at a mid century model house like

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Speaker 1: it looks like that in the seventies. I forgot what

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Speaker 1: point I was. What did you say, Oh what Dune?

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Speaker 1: Dune is the mid century modern from nineteen seventies house,

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Speaker 1: and Star Wars is like the fake farmhouse, fake farmhouse.

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Speaker 1: Like that's equivalent. I know, that's like what I'm saying

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Speaker 1: is like it's just elite better, big tall windows like

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know that I agree, and I haven't

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Speaker 2: seen Dune, but I've been forced to watch the lost

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Speaker 2: Star Wars movies in my life, and unless they also

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Speaker 2: have a horny scene where a big slug captures a

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Speaker 2: girl in a bikini, then I don't know what's his name?

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Speaker 1: Oscar Isaac naked as fucking due, Yes, and he's naked

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Speaker 1: and hot in it?

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Speaker 2: Why you tell me that? Like now I haven't probably

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Speaker 2: told you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's kind of like tragic where he's naked,

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Speaker 1: but it's like literally fucking lit.

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Speaker 2: See his Wiener.

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Speaker 1: No, they don't allow that, but you basically do. I

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Speaker 1: mean when they were you basically did in like scenes

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Speaker 1: from a marriage. Yeah, true, he was. It's love sexualizing people.

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Speaker 2: I know I need to suck like anytime he gets

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Speaker 2: brought up, if he gets becaumes really very real.

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Speaker 1: But I realize that I'm violently dehydrated, and if you

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Speaker 1: took me to a doctor, I haven't been drinking water

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Speaker 1: like I really haven't. And my skin is like drying,

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Speaker 1: cracking and nasty and like it's fucked up.

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Speaker 2: But well, it's also because it got back to being

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Speaker 2: cold as fuck in La, which is so annoying and

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Speaker 2: very scary because I don't think it's supposed to feel

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Speaker 2: like this. It may here.

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Speaker 3: It's really weird. It's like for like two years in La.

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Speaker 1: I know, imagine it was like this literally forever. I

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Speaker 1: would literally bust on like that would be so fucking

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 2: I would kill myself because I love this weather. But

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Speaker 2: I am like, can the sun come out?

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Speaker 1: Like the sun is really good day.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to be hot so I can pop my

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Speaker 3: shirt off. I haven't really been able to.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it would be good at the weather side like this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was not to say it would be nice

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Speaker 1: if kaket his shirt on or the weather stayed.

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Speaker 2: Also, I realized now my new fear is when I

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Speaker 2: meet new people and then the I like the topic

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Speaker 2: of jobs comes up and I'm like, oh, please don't

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Speaker 2: talk to me, Please don't talk to me, Like it's

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Speaker 1: And I know you're madjevious of what I just did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I want to make sure to.

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Speaker 2: I literally got it this morning because I woke up

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Speaker 2: I was like, I need food so that I'm not nauseous,

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Speaker 1: Do you know what a gravity bond is?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like within the big jug and you like

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Speaker 2: like that's when it's like, okay, just do math. That's

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I literally laid on the couch like grueling like

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Speaker 2: Like literally, yeah, I couldn't like control my body and

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Speaker 1: To wear a hat. I get to see my hair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just get you a helmet.

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Speaker 1: What we gotta get is a haircut. But in the

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Speaker 2: I was just like choked on air.

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00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's my gravity bowing story. I could tell

440
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 1: you my dad story. The one and only time I

441
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:25,639
Speaker 1: did a dab.

442
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,399
Speaker 2: Dude, if I did a dab, I think I was

443
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,880
Speaker 2: fucking like I was in a bathiz.

444
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 1: I don't know how y'all do that shit, Like, yeah.

445
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 2: I know it's like that. Bitches are like yeah, I'm

446
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,199
Speaker 2: gonna swoke this joint rolled in wax, rolled in uh

447
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,919
Speaker 2: with a dab on top with keith on it. I

448
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 2: was saying, like, why don't We got into a conversation

449
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,439
Speaker 2: last night at dinner where one of our friends was like,

450
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,160
Speaker 2: if your friend was like on their deathbed and they

451
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 2: did see yourself teacher, and they were like this is

452
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,400
Speaker 2: so crazy and you're gonna laugh at me, but I

453
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 2: really want you guys to eat a piece in me

454
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 2: before I get cremated or anything. And he was like,

455
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 2: would you do it, like if one of your friends

456
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,920
Speaker 2: was like, oh, like yeah, like if like your artist

457
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,439
Speaker 2: friend was like I've used my hands like all my

458
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 2: life and like they're so meaningful to me, like because

459
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 2: I made all this art. I would love if like

460
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,400
Speaker 2: a like each friend like had a piece of meat

461
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,679
Speaker 2: to eat from my hands.

462
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 1: Or I literally eat the skin off my fingers and

463
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,120
Speaker 1: toes and my toe. It was like I don't give

464
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 1: a fuck, wait, I will eat someone.

465
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 2: And then I was saying, I was like, girl, fuck

466
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,919
Speaker 2: all that, why not just like roll my ashes like

467
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 2: their keif like put some wax on a joint and

468
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 2: then like roll the joint in my ashes and then

469
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 2: just smoke me. I'd be down for someone to talk.

470
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that. I don't think I would eat someone.

471
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 2: You would rather smoke someone than eat them, because I

472
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 2: feel like smoking them is kind of too I know,

473
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 2: but I'm like disgusting, so and I'm okay, that's well

474
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,119
Speaker 2: to be To be clear, I would do both. I

475
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:49,479
Speaker 2: don't care.

476
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, I wouldn't eat a piece of someone if

477
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 3: it was like weird.

478
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 1: If it was like mixed into like spaghetti Boulonnai's like

479
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: it was like a little piece of meat like mixed

480
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,640
Speaker 1: in and I it in now, Like I would literally.

481
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 2: No, I would like, I'm like, I need a chef

482
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 2: to like go crazy on it, like it's not it's

483
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: not like just fucking boiled droo. I mean I think

484
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 2: I need like a chef to come in here and

485
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 2: like prepare it on a really big white plate and

486
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 2: it's like the tiniest piece of food with like a

487
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 2: little like garnish.

488
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,679
Speaker 1: Like shashimi style.

489
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 2: Like hell no, you would taste like ship to taste like.

490
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: We're talking about, I would taste like jolly.

491
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,679
Speaker 2: You would have the reddest meat ever from all that

492
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,479
Speaker 2: red Ford. It tastes like, jolly, your meat would look

493
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 2: like wagoo steak because it would be so rare.

494
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally would. Yeah, you're right. Five No.

495
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 2: Deer ankles Los Angeles literally tastes like fucking rabbit tail.

496
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Like I know, the whole joke is like, how

497
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: can you get like twenty nuggets for two dollars from Windy's.

498
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck because those are like the

499
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 1: best nuggets on the market right now, and I will

500
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 1: die on that hill like they're so young er.

501
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I'm like so over McDonald's.

502
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 1: Like I've also watched a new video of how McDonald's

503
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets are made, and it's literally ground up fucking bones.

504
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: It's literally bones ground up into a But that's pretty

505
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: good for you.

506
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 3: Then, Yeah, isn't that Like that's what.

507
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 2: Like collagen is. Collagen is bones.

508
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why people are like, oh, drink bone broth

509
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 3: because you'll get the nutrients of the bones.

510
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 2: And that's why don't drink bone. Yeah, that's why collagens

511
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 2: or vegans can't have like collagen because it's mainly like cowbones.

512
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: I knew that, but like watching the video completely change

513
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 1: it for me because it's like little fucking chicken skulls

514
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: and beaks, like going into a grater and coming out

515
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: as his pink goop and it's like.

516
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 3: A mascrated that's kind of like a crazy full circle,

517
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 3: you know, like Native Americans would like use the entire

518
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 3: an like it's kind of lit.

519
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 2: Like, so now I think I'm back to.

520
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe how that goes?

521
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:59,120
Speaker 1: Y'all just do everything against me now you know you

522
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 1: are finished, y'all. You're a Devil's advocate kind of guy.

523
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 2: I am wait? Why am I double's advocate? Is that

524
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 2: a song? Oh? I know, I know, but dude, that

525
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 2: was crazy? But no, I think that's a song. Yeah

526
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 2: it is.

527
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: You remember Zoon's zoom zooms. You any asking for an

528
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: iPod for Christmas and you got a fucking zoom. Let

529
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 1: me see what this is, suck balls. I wanted one though,

530
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: because I wanted to be different so fucking bad. It

531
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: was terrible. Even as a child, I wanted to be

532
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: different from everybody else, and I would make sacrifices in

533
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 1: technology to be different. Like I would be like, oh,

534
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: I don't want an iPod, like I want a zoom

535
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: or I don't want an iPhone I want any android,

536
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: Like something is serious wrong with me, Like it's crazy.

537
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,679
Speaker 2: I've never seen this before.

538
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 3: Really, zoom have you seen a teenage engineering fifteen?

539
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah them that I did see?

540
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 3: These reminded me of a zoom the mic. Yeah, this thing. Yeah,

541
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 3: we were gonna buy them for the.

542
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 2: Podcast, but they're so expensive.

543
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 1: But yeah, here I go.

544
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 3: They kind of reminded me of a zooon a little bit.

545
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 2: Why do they play?

546
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,639
Speaker 1: I know that was online too, and it scratched the

547
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: fuck out of.

548
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 2: Me last Like this has like a bar thing in it?

549
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 2: Like is this so that? Like I don't steal it

550
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 2: from a store, Like I don't understand, I don't get it. Yeah,

551
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 2: I'm wearing the Jenny x Calvin Klein before it's out,

552
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 2: like it's just chok.

553
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I slept in it last night. You got

554
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: any baby names?

555
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: No, honod like I might name my kids like after

556
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 2: like dead people. I know, hm, you know, keep them going.

557
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 3: Yeah that makes sense, even.

558
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 2: Though that's not what that does for your soul and

559
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: it doesn't cure you. But I'll do it.

560
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: When I name my kid trauma.

561
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say my kids bond, so trauma bond. Oh

562
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 2: my cousin, but we have to give them trauma so

563
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 2: that they actually bond over trauma. So it's like it's

564
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 2: it's a funny story. Actually, like her name's trauma bond

565
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 2: and we like bonded over trauma.

566
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: My cousins. What I don't know immediately, Well, my cousin's children.

567
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: He has two boys, I think three now. He's obsessed

568
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 1: with the Texas Rangers, specifically Nolan Ryan, and he named

569
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: his children Nolan and Ryan Dale.

570
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna name my kids Michael and Jackson Billy and Jean. Also,

571
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 2: I think I've said this already, but I gave them

572
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 2: Billy and Jean. That's all me. That is literally all me,

573
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 2: and I won't let them have that. Josiah and Lucas

574
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 2: call themselves Billy and Jean because one time they were

575
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: on set with me for that stupid ass brat show

576
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 2: I was on and I told the director. I was like, yeah,

577
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 2: these are my friends, Billy and and I also made

578
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 2: Billy and Gene.

579
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: We are not your lovers.

580
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 2: So I own a percentage of that podcast, whether they

581
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 2: know it or not.

582
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Well, also, I.

583
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 2: Can't say that you're awesome.

584
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 1: I can't say that.

585
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 2: Well let me look at my notes, because I have

586
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 2: two really awesome notes. Guys, don't even worry.

587
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: Oh, I got a good one. So I've been using TikTok.

588
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: So there there's this like idea like kal phone, cocaine phone.

589
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've literally heard of it. I've been like

590
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: going down cocaine phone route. It's like weird stock bro

591
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: crypto side of the Internet bullshit, but it's basically the

592
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: idea that like kal phone is like, don't use your

593
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: phone at all, cocaine phone is like, it's the most

594
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: powerful tool humans have ever had access to. Why would

595
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: you not use it to the full distability? Get to

596
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: fucking phones? Like that's the idea. And I've been like

597
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: cocaine phoning, and I unintentionally because I'm addicted to it

598
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: and it's really bad and embarrassing. But I've been going

599
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: like down the craziest TikTok rabbit holes, and I found

600
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: this thing called TikTok battles. I'm sure you've seen them before.

601
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 2: The live stream.

602
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: You know what it is. It's basically you go live,

603
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: Like say you went live and I went live, we

604
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: could do what's called a battle together and basically all

605
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: it is is your fans giving you money and me money,

606
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 1: and whoever gets the most money by the end of

607
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: like the two minute thirty second timer wins and moves

608
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: on to the next And like there are people making

609
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: like sixteen thousand dollars a week doing these TikTok live

610
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: stream battles. Like it's really the most insane, dystopian shit

611
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: I've ever fucking heard of in my entire life.

612
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 2: That is so unreal. Like we should do.

613
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: It, I know, Like should we try it?

614
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should just do it.

615
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 3: Money need to get the money.

616
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 2: They just stand there.

617
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: They literally they're like, come on, guys, like we need

618
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: to beat them, Like we need to beat them. Come on,

619
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: Like it's close with.

620
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 2: Kids who like give the money, Like it has to

621
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 2: be like really young people who just have like a

622
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 2: card attached to the accounts.

623
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, but the FTC is gonna sue the

624
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: fuck out of TikTok if so, just like Fortnite got

625
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: taken down.

626
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I feel like a lot of people who

627
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: have people who are sitting there buying ship for them

628
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 2: on live is it's usually children, I think, or maybe

629
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe there are maybe it's like the

630
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 2: how there's like twitch viewers who are down to like donate,

631
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 2: But that makes more sense because most of the time

632
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 2: it's like either like a live kind of podcast style

633
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 2: thing and then like a gamer or something. But like

634
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 2: for to literally be like come on, guys, please please

635
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 2: please please, got.

636
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: I gotta be like it please, it's crazy. Also, TikTok

637
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: implemented like drop shipping onto their platform now, so basically

638
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: like say I like had this water bottle, and like

639
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: I had like a drop shipping palette somewhere I could

640
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: like open up a shop on my TikTok page where

641
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: TikTok takes like fifteen percent to like do it, and

642
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: like it's basically a storefront on your TikTok page, but

643
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,479
Speaker 1: you never have to really own a product because like

644
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: you can just ship it straight from China. And like

645
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: the Warehouser was created in like it's really so insane.

646
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 2: That app is like actually fucking mini it's.

647
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: Going downhill, Like it's it's really really crazy. I mean

648
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: it's been going downhill for the last fucking four years

649
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: since it's Genesis, But like I fucking hate the direction

650
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: it's going and it's just like WHENU instagram implemented marketplace,

651
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: everyone was like, what the fuck is this? But they

652
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: have to make money somehow.

653
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 2: Like I know, I will say now, like people fully

654
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 2: use it, Like there's so many accounts that I follow

655
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 2: from my dad things. Yeah, I've never bought anything from

656
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 2: the Instagram like marketplace because that's insane and I'm not

657
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: crazy like your dad, but I will say I do.

658
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: Look, it's actually hilarious, Like he ordered like what he like,

659
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: you know, those like inflatable giant sharks that like you

660
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: can control with like a remote control and they like

661
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 1: float around. He thought he was ordering that because that's

662
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: what was advertised, but it was like twelve dollars. No,

663
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: it's twenty five ninety nine. And when he got it,

664
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: all he got was like a bubble maailer, this big

665
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: and a plastic toy shark was inside and he got

666
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: scammed so fucking hard and by the time he went

667
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: to dispute it, like he couldn't find the listing anymore.

668
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 2: Dude, that is so insane for that to be happening

669
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 2: off of instagram dot com. That sounds like a like

670
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 2: two thousand and one eBay problem. Like it's like who's

671
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 2: this big thing for like three dollars. We've talked about this,

672
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: so how scared it used to be buying shit online

673
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 2: where it's like.

674
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: You're probably shipping a bomb to me right now.

675
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 2: Well, I decided my only gripe with like gender neutral

676
00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 2: bathrooms is that most restaurants aren't actually making like nice

677
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 2: gender neutral bathrooms. What they're doing is just ripping off

678
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 2: their old sign and putting on the neutral sign onto

679
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: a bathroom that smells a fucking eighteen years of urinal piss.

680
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 2: And I don't want to be in that pal. Anytime

681
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 2: I am in a fucking bathroom or in a restaurant

682
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 2: and I see the gender neutral signs, I will literally

683
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 2: open each one to see which one has the urin

684
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 2: a urinal in it, because I refuse to sit across

685
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 2: from that thing, like it is so nasty. There's piss

686
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 2: all over the floor, It fucking stinks, like you don't

687
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 2: flush the piss, so it's just sitting there until it

688
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 2: like slowly drains. Like I like don't understand urinals. I

689
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 2: think they were so poorly engineered because you're literally getting

690
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 2: pissed all over your pants. Like every man you know

691
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 2: has pissed all over his pants. Like there's no way

692
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 2: it's not splashing back all over your jeans.

693
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: That's what urinal cakes are for. What it zoom and

694
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: they stopped the splash bit it's supposed to absorb it.

695
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 2: I don't think it does a good job because every

696
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 2: time I go to a bathroom, the water the floor

697
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: looks like they did like a half half like glossy

698
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: like speckled decoration on the floor because it's like you

699
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 2: see all the piss.

700
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 1: Bad seed that will piss on the floor and ruin

701
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: it for everybody else.

702
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 3: Crew doesn't get any piss because he'll stick his dick

703
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 3: into the hole.

704
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 2: That is a good idea.

705
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 3: All the way down theah.

706
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: I mean it drains better. Yeah, U Plus it feels good.

707
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 3: And it's super considerate.

708
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: There's like mold and ship in there.

709
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it was good. Well that was my ramp

710
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 2: because I hate being in stinky bathrooms that are just

711
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 2: like the bathroom that boys are still using, Like men

712
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 2: are just gross and yeah and they stink.

713
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: I have to agree men's bathrooms are fucking vile.

714
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 2: Fucking insane. Like the sun you at the room, that's

715
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 2: what it smells like. Walking past the men's bathroom, but

716
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: they are poor, Like that's what it smells, Like, what

717
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 2: the fuck was I gonna say? Oh? Also, it's crazy

718
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 2: what hot people get away with.

719
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: Like I know, dude, I can get away with so

720
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: fucking much like my whole life, Like I do bad

721
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: shit and people are just okay with it because like

722
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: I have pretty privilege.

723
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 2: I don't think that happens to you.

724
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: It's really it's really hard for me.

725
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 2: No, because you don't even do much, so like you

726
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 2: definitely don't like you're not like using not no hot

727
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 2: people privileges. Like there was this girl who's like really gorgeous,

728
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: like sexy hot, and then she posted a video just

729
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 2: her straight to camera like raw style, like yeah, it

730
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 2: was her piece to cam and she's just singing her

731
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 2: ass off and like she's not a singer, she's just

732
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 2: like a really gorgeous girl. And it genuinely shocked me

733
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 2: so much because I've never seen her talk, let alone

734
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 2: like start belting her ass off to camera on Instagram

735
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 2: dot com. And it was obviously a video that she

736
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: recorded outside of stories and then later on went back

737
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 2: and looked at she's like I gotta post this, like

738
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 2: it's too good.

739
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: But it's only away with.

740
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 2: It because she's so sexy.

741
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 1: Like singing is like so embarrassing, like it really.

742
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 2: Really like why is it humiliating people who could like

743
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 2: kind of sing who are just like really about it.

744
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 2: It's like, no, you shouldn't do that. But if I

745
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 2: got on Instagram stories right now and with my whole

746
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 2: chest started singing my life away, people would genuinely make

747
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 2: fun of me until the.

748
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: Day I like Yever, ever, ever, like, if.

749
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 2: I wanted to go into singing, I would have to

750
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 2: like learn how to play guitar and like be in

751
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: the dingy room and recorder on a film on like

752
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 2: a like a film camera or a tape recorder and

753
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 2: have it like be this like artistic like body of

754
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 2: work for people to be like, Okay, I kind of

755
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 2: get it, like I kind of see where she's going.

756
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 2: But if I just got up in this outfit right now,

757
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 2: put my phone up and started singing, like, people would

758
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 2: be like, what the fuck is happening with her?

759
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: Like and people would think it was a joke.

760
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 3: Like what if you found out like a year of

761
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 3: me working with you guys on this that I had

762
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 3: a TikTok account where I would like it wasn't me

763
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 3: by Shaggy like I would yeah.

764
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: I would you, I'd say, we have to let we

765
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: have to let you go.

766
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 3: We found really disturbing.

767
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 2: So he discovered a part of you that I don't

768
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 2: think you ever wanted us to see. If it was

769
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: like a different song, it would be the best day

770
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 2: of my life. Like if it was like an Adele

771
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,399
Speaker 2: song or something that you really liked from like her

772
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,439
Speaker 2: first album, and you were singing it all the time,

773
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 2: I would literally have a joy ride with that, Like

774
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 2: I would be like, this is the craziest thing I've

775
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 2: ever seen. I would show it off at parties like

776
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 2: it was a trick. I'd be like, do you all

777
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 2: want to see something crazy? And then I would.

778
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 3: Tire you really earnestly belting it out.

779
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, what if you guys found out that I was singing.

780
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 2: Whoa what what would you be singing? And the hypothetical I.

781
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: Don't know, just like that scheerin m h what is

782
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: that lyrics?

783
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 2: Though?

784
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, what is that lyrics? That he in

785
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: love with my body? Cal him ed Sharon, he in

786
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: love with my body? What the fuck does that mean?

787
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,919
Speaker 2: Well, because I think he says he has this song,

788
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 2: I'm in love with the shape love you.

789
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: I've been trying to sell body. Wow, figure that out, dude,

790
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: I hear.

791
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 2: If I go into a bar and that song is playing,

792
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: I know it's gonna be the worst fucking thirty minutes

793
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 2: of my life.

794
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: I love what the Shape you?

795
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 2: Or like like that playing in like a kind of

796
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 2: deserted mall is so crazy, Like it.

797
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: Is a creepy ass vibe. It's a dangerous vibe.

798
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 2: That's a song that has played in one too many

799
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 2: bands on this planet.

800
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: Like also, I know everything is fake because how hyperinflated

801
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 1: Ed Shearon and Selena Gomez Spotify numbers are. Nothing is real,

802
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: It's all bots. Like I haven't heard someone play a

803
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: Ed Sheeron song once in my life other than inside

804
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: of a mall. And that does not account for fifty

805
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: seven trillion fucking listens?

806
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 2: Does he have like the most listeners? Like who has

807
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 2: the listeners on.

808
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: The weekend right now? I'd say the weekend Ed Sheeron

809
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,760
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber is always top containing and sal Edge Sheers.

810
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 3: A bunch of Latin artists too that have like oh yeah,

811
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 3: j Valvin up there now.

812
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 2: So Yeah, it's like Edge Sheer and Drake, The Weekend,

813
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, Bad Bunny, Justin Bieber, bts BRU. How are

814
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 2: people still listening to Justin Bieber like that? Like what

815
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 2: is he making music? So, like does he make me?

816
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,399
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's all fair.

817
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 3: I'd play Yummy every day.

818
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 2: You get that yumy yum, yumy yum. Journals is such

819
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 2: a good album.

820
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: Journals is such a good album. Also, Baby is genuinely

821
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: a masterpiece of a song. Like I think we've grown

822
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 1: enough as like a culture to.

823
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 2: Like didn't pick that up, so it looks like he

824
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 2: just glitched.

825
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: Like Baby is a great song, Like it really is

826
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: actually a good song.

827
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 2: I'll never forget when I showed my friends in fifth

828
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 2: grade Justin Bieber on YouTube and it was before he

829
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 2: was like a thing, and I.

830
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, like this my boyfriend.

831
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 2: This is like a guy I've been looking at, like

832
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: he's like I got my eye on him. And then

833
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 2: my friends like two years later or maybe like a

834
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 2: year later, once like baby and everything really came out

835
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 2: and he was like huge. All my friends were talking

836
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 2: about him and we got into a serious argument where

837
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 2: I was like that is my artist, Like I that's mine.

838
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 2: Like last year when I showed up to you, you

839
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 2: didn't give a fuck, and now you give the fuck

840
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 2: because he's on the radio.

841
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 3: I'll like kind of go back and watch that video

842
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 3: probably like once.

843
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: Every baby, every year, just to watch like him playing

844
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 1: the video game.

845
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 2: What what when at the bowling Alley?

846
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: Which one's baby? I don't know if I recall.

847
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 2: It's He's like at the bowling Alley.

848
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 3: Drake, Drake's there, Drake's in that, Drake's in the Baby music.

849
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 2: Wait, what's happening? Because I'm freaking out.

850
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: I literally cannot believe this right now.

851
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 3: No, it's just like tapping people up and he's hanging

852
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 3: out with like twelve year olds.

853
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 2: Damn, dude, this ship's too fucking lit. Where is this?

854
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 2: Is this in La? Oh? Wow? My god? This ships

855
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 2: so lit? Yeah it's in La, dude. He was too lit?

856
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: Like what a time?

857
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 3: It's like a scar song.

858
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 2: Now, Well, I just I just sped it up because

859
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 2: I want to finish watching it so we can finish

860
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 2: the episode. The clothes they had him in were really crazy. Dude.

861
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 2: I wanted to be his girlfriend so bad, Like literally

862
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 2: was like I need him. He maybe was like thirteen

863
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 2: here or fourteen. I actually don't know his age, like

864
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 2: and Justin Bieber.

865
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: Has never had an age twenty eight, what's crazy?

866
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 3: It might have been like sixteen.

867
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:15,919
Speaker 1: I got my first kiss at the Justin Bieber documentary

868
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: like movie. I saw it in theaters one and then two.

869
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: I was secretly obsessed with Justin Bieber. But like, obviously

870
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: you couldn't do that, especially in Texas. So I was

871
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 1: like such a fucking hater of his online. And then

872
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: I would also go on Facebook and lie and say

873
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: I won like two tickets and that I'm selling them

874
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: to like his concert in Dallas, like if anybody wants

875
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: to buy them, I'm selling them for five hundred bucks

876
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: each to their front row. And everyone wouldn't hit me up.

877
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 2: So you were a scammer.

878
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:57,280
Speaker 1: I never took money from anybody, but it was your attention. Yeah,

879
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: it was just fun to lie. I lied so much

880
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: on Facebook, like I would like say, like my brother

881
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: is like severely sick, like he's like this is his

882
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: face and it was like a face of like a

883
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: mutilated person from like like that, like one of the

884
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: meme photos that would go around, like the one that

885
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: I post on my story where it's like selfie like

886
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: a week ago.

887
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 2: Sorry, now I'm done a really crazy justin Beaber rabbit

888
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 2: hole and I'm watching the Beauty and a Beat.

889
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 3: Oh that's.

890
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 2: I wanted to be at this party so bad. I

891
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 2: was like, fuck, I need to get in that pool.

892
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 2: I need to get in that pool and get really

893
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 2: self conscious because I think Justin Bieber's gonna look at

894
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 2: me and now i have bodily perception of myself and

895
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 2: I'm scared, like I needed to be in this pool.

896
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 2: Like what everybody here is so lucky? Was this like

897
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 2: post X because this video feels super like everybody saw

898
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 2: X and they were like yeah, and everybody saw Project

899
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 2: X and they were like, we didn't us a video.

900
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: There was a huge party.

901
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 2: It was the biggest party in the world at our house.

902
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 2: I never saw Project X. We're seen that movie. I

903
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: feel like it's really good. I feel like one of

904
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 2: those movies I had to have seen, like when it

905
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 2: came out, because now it's like, this is the worst

906
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 2: movie ever. That's how I felt about watching Hackers. Like Hackers,

907
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 2: the vibes are there, but that is the one of

908
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 2: the worst movies ever.

909
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: Via sucks.

910
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 3: The only one that holds up is super Bad. That

911
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 3: one is as.

912
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 2: Good, literally one of the best. This is like in comedies,

913
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 2: this is.

914
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 3: The end, It is pretty good. But I feel like

915
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 3: super Bad, out of all of those, I'll watch it

916
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is maybe even funnier.

917
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, because also super Bad is like shot really nicely too,

918
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: like it like looks good really and like the opening, like, yeah,

919
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 2: it has like a lot of artistic spots.

920
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: I'm arguing against you. I'm just saying off show.

921
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know, this is the end is pretty fire.

922
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

923
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, and I started it and then

924
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 2: I like turned it off because I started it right

925
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: after I watched super Bad and it was like.

926
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 3: Late Michael Saya's character and that is so funny, I know.

927
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 2: I mean the beginning fifteen minutes of the movie is

928
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: literally so fucking Didn't.

929
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: They all hate each other on set or something like

930
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 1: Michael Sarah and like Jonah Hill or yeah, someone they

931
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: had like beef on set.

932
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 2: It was like, actually, I just got told this the other.

933
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: Day, like everyone hated Jonah Hill.

934
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 2: It was like, no, it was like Jonah didn't want

935
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 2: a film with Michael because I think Jonah Hill wanted

936
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 2: Michael Sarah's role or something, but then they found Michael

937
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 2: and they gave Jonah the role he ended up playing,

938
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,399
Speaker 2: and he was really pissed because he was like, dude,

939
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: I don't want to be this character. He wanted to

940
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 2: play Michael Sarah's character.

941
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: I didn't want to play his characters. What's crazy at

942
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 1: how Jonah Hill was casted for that movie was like

943
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: Seth was at like a movie or a screening for

944
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: one of his like movies that just came out, and

945
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: Jonah was sitting right behind him, and Seth at the

946
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: time was developing super Bad and was like, this kid

947
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: is perfect for this role. Wait, no, no, that's for

948
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: forty old virgin. Sorry, yeah, that's for forty old virgin.

949
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 3: He was like, oh wait, why don't you just be

950
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 3: the kid the Yeah, big Johnah Hills. He has such

951
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 3: a funny role in four year old version.

952
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that in a really long time. I

953
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 2: need to rewatch it. I actually don't know if I've

954
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 2: finished that movie ever. That was always one of those

955
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 2: movies I like saw it was like on TV, so

956
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 2: I would like always start it and just like that

957
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 2: movie is.

958
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 3: So well written.

959
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: That's a classic certified class dude. Also, just like comedy

960
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: back then was like it was like the perfect level

961
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: of like, okay, like we're being like a little like

962
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: we're being a little sacetious. Yeah, we're testing the waters,

963
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: like we're saying things that's also not the right way

964
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: to use it. But whatever that is is that not facetious?

965
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: Is like lying? But uh basically yeah, it was just

966
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: like the perfect level of like being like problematic and

967
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: also like being a little aware, yeah, and being aware.

968
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: And then like shortly after that it spiraled out of

969
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: control and like it was fucking crazy. And now like

970
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: I feel like we're finally starting to get back into it.

971
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure in the next like two or three years,

972
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,720
Speaker 1: like comedy will be funny again.

973
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 2: But we'll save comedy.

974
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, yeah, we have to save comedy. We

975
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 1: must save comedy. You just can't say shit anymore.

976
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like I want to be able to be like.

977
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: Crap, fuck here, who fuck?

978
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 2: All right? So Media of the Week.

979
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: Yep, somehow we were trying to do a forty five

980
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: minute episode today, but we somehow pushed over, pushed over, So.

981
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to forty five now, so everybody be

982
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 2: upset and sad and like cry about it, because I

983
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 2: don't care.

984
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:40,720
Speaker 1: I don't give a fake.

985
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 2: I read a really good book, but I'm not gonna

986
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 2: say it out loud because I'm gonna get keep the book.

987
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. For media, I'm just like, I listened to a

988
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: lot of good music and watch a lot of good shit.

989
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: You but I'm not telling you. So that's my media.

990
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 2: My media is Boutique Joy by Yasuka Shi Mizu. I'm

991
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 2: probably saying that really wrong. I just want to talk

992
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 2: to you. Let me talk to you, Charles Brown, Sleepy Creek.

993
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 2: That song is so fucking good. You make me Week

994
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 2: at the knees, Electra, Electra Lane and Alone Again by

995
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 2: Gilbert O'Sullivan Arena. I was listening to my Discover weekly

996
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 2: and you cannot fucking trick me. Don't make old sounding music, bitch,

997
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 2: because I know when that shit's new. I can fucking

998
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 2: hear it in your stupid whiny voice. And somebody had

999
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 2: a song that was supposed to sound old, but it

1000
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 2: sounded like the beginning of Alone Again. So I was like,

1001
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 2: when I first started listening to I was like, I

1002
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 2: was like, I don't think this person would have sampled

1003
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 2: this so soon after this song came out, so it

1004
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 2: sounds like we've got a little faker on our hands.

1005
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 2: And I saw that cover and I was like, you

1006
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: can't trick me. You can't trick me with your fake,

1007
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 2: old looking cover. I hate that shit when the people

1008
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 2: are making like old sounding music. And then also the

1009
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 2: cover is very like we made this out of cardboard

1010
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 2: an ink with her hands.

1011
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: This is actually a vinyl sleeve, just printed and scam.

1012
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 2: We just scanned a vinyl. It's real and yeah, and

1013
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 2: then I blocked the artists.

1014
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 3: On spot pon.

1015
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: Well, I've been tapping back into Death Grips because I'm

1016
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: getting ready for their concerts in LA and I need

1017
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: to go and if I don't go, I'll die.

1018
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you won't die, you know.

1019
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: Birds by Death Grips, Black Dice by Death Grips are

1020
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:27,240
Speaker 1: really good songs that I've liked recently. And then there's

1021
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 1: this band called Black Dice, and I am only assuming

1022
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: they're inspired by Death Grips because their music is like

1023
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: noise music and like really annoying and bad, but broken

1024
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: ear record is really fucking good by them. But it's

1025
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: just like sound music and if you like that type

1026
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: of shit, they make good noise music, but like if

1027
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: you don't, you won't get it and it will be

1028
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 1: like a hell for you.

1029
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: And then this welcome to your nightmare.

1030
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,720
Speaker 1: I've watched like so much shit recently. I've been watching

1031
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: that show Working Moms. I didn't know there were thirty

1032
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: six thousand seasons out, and like I.

1033
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 2: Realized the face I know it was really.

1034
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: We'll find it, but we'll look I.

1035
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 2: Like actually shocked itself. Like I felt the way my

1036
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:22,439
Speaker 2: tongue hung out of my mouth is not I never

1037
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 2: felt that in my life. You were watching Working Moms.

1038
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the acting is terrible and the casting

1039
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: is awful for most everybody except for Anne and the

1040
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: main girl. But that show is just like a guilty

1041
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: pleasure and I like watching it. It's on Netflix. And

1042
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: then Demon SI Slayer season three came out and literally

1043
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: no one fucking told me. I'm so confused because that

1044
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: wasn't there when I finished watching season two, which was

1045
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: like two months ago, and then now it's there, Like

1046
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense to me, but whatever, Well.

1047
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 2: I'm finally in season five of The Sopranos. The Sopranos

1048
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 2: I always say soprano, but I think you're supposed to

1049
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 2: say the sopranos. Whatever the fuck that means, Like, let

1050
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 2: me pronounce it how I want.

1051
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 1: Bitch the fuck Golden Hours.

1052
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 2: I should just be able to say things how I want.

1053
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: Whatever, Sleepy Time, Raymond Scott and be My Baby they're

1054
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: on its bem.

1055
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 4: Be my Little Baby, my baby. No, I'm pretty sure

1056
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 4: that was the song.

1057
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 2: But let me see the cover of be My Baby,

1058
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 2: because maybe I'm to give something else. Okay, I'm pretty

1059
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 2: sure it's be my Baby. But they really didn't want

1060
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 2: that song. There's like a crazy story behind it, like

1061
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 2: they really didn't want.

1062
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: To do that song. And I don't think it's My Baby,

1063
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: is it not? There's another that.

1064
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 2: Is it by the raw Nets or it might not

1065
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 2: be the raw Ats. I can't remember who it is,

1066
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 2: but it's like from that era of music, there was

1067
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 2: like a band who really didn't want to set song.

1068
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 2: Oh dude, it's the worst day ever?

1069
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 3: Is like.

1070
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 2: We may never know, I guess.

1071
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: Also, the movie fuck, what's it called? Walk the Line

1072
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: is really good.

1073
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 3: The Walking Phoenix.

1074
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Walking Phoenix. But that was this episode of

1075
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: Emergency Intercom. I hope enjoyed UH and I hope you

1076
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: find love with. Thank you so much, respects

1077
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 2: SHO