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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame to mornings. That's one. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: my name is Xander and I'm calling from yoga. I

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Speaker 1: was looking to speak with Elsie. Yeah, that's me, Hi, Elsie.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? Very nice to speak with you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm kind of frustrated. I keep trying to

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Speaker 1: cancel with you guys, and no one's really getting back

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Speaker 1: to me. And yes, and that's exactly why I'm calling,

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Speaker 1: because I know that you've been very frustrated because your

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Speaker 1: card has been charged a few times though you've canceled

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Speaker 1: your membership. Is that correct? Yes, I am angry because

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Speaker 1: I keep trying to cancel with you. You've charged me

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Speaker 1: for two months. I'm out three hundred dollars for those

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Speaker 1: two months. Like that's ridiculous. You should be getting me

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Speaker 1: my money back and breathe in. What is happening? Well,

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Speaker 1: I you know, I know that you're no longer remember here,

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Speaker 1: and you wanted to cancel your membership to our facility,

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Speaker 1: and yes, I do, that's what I need. It hasn't

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Speaker 1: what's the problems. And that's what you're trying to do

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Speaker 1: and it hasn't been done for you, But I still

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Speaker 1: care about you and your stress level. So I was

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Speaker 1: encouraging you to shave arabasana and no, no, you are

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Speaker 1: my stress level, breath level. Just give me my money back.

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Speaker 1: Are you for real breathing and this isn't helping me.

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Speaker 1: Let's take a soothing breath together. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: can't do that. Please just cancel it. Please stop charging me.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. This is not relaxing.

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Speaker 1: You're not relaxing me. I'm trying to see if we

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Speaker 1: can get ourselves centered here so we can get back

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Speaker 1: to a calm place. Kidding me like, I just want

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Speaker 1: my money back. It's very simple. Just give me my

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Speaker 1: money back and stop with this. Yes, let it out

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Speaker 1: shoa and a big breath and all the way into

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Speaker 1: your big toe. No, I am not taking a deep breath.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: do a deep breath finger and let it out. You

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Speaker 1: need to stop. I don't know why you keep trying

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Speaker 1: to get me to do yoga. Just talk about what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk about. Badly, speak with you. I

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Speaker 1: just feel like we need to get to a centered,

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Speaker 1: calm place. Before we can I will get to a

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Speaker 1: calm place when you talk to me. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to do yoga. I don't want to breathe. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to downward nothing. I want this to be done

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Speaker 1: to the tree pose and oh my god, then we

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Speaker 1: can calm and get to a place where we can

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Speaker 1: find some sort of a resolution. And let's find a resolution. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's let breathe get the resolution? All right? You want

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Speaker 1: me to breathe in? All right? Okay, okay, we do.

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Speaker 1: I did it. Now can we just like move on? Please?

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Speaker 1: I think you missed the breath out. Let's try it

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Speaker 1: one more time and breathe out. Oh okay, I breathe out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done with this. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: talk to you anymore. You're not helpful. Put someone else

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Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm done. I can't do that because

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. And what halfway? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you do that? What what? Oh? This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Shore doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your husband. Pete set you up. That's why,

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Speaker 1: oh mine, he said that. I've been trying to cancel

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Speaker 1: your yoga membership and something goes wrong every time. For

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Speaker 1: two months now and wanted me to mess with you

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Speaker 1: and I you know, I can see why you canceled it.

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Speaker 1: That didn't seem to be working at all for your anger,

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Speaker 1: did it? No, it does not help me. And I

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Speaker 1: told him yesterday how I was so mad because they're

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Speaker 1: ignoring my email. Now I know what I want you

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Speaker 1: to do is breathing and wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubil phone pranks