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Speaker 1: Welcome again. We're still here, baby, it's twenty We were
Speaker 1: playing real nice off the mic. I was shocked. I
Speaker 1: even invited you over to my home. You guys are
Speaker 1: gonna hear this a week like, but Mandy invited me
Speaker 1: over to her place. Um, and I was about to
Speaker 1: invite her over to my place because I'm throwing something
Speaker 1: in my house on the same day, so real. So right,
Speaker 1: when y'all think we fight, you no, no, So I
Speaker 1: want to say welcome. You had another episode of horrible Decisions.
Speaker 1: You already know who I am, but I wanted I
Speaker 1: like that we started that way because I want you
Speaker 1: all to know a bit. Just gotta eat know, Like yo,
Speaker 1: I really love the show and y'all are so great
Speaker 1: and I put so many people onto you. But there's
Speaker 1: just one thing I tell everyone before they started listening
Speaker 1: to you guys, that the hosts really don't like each other.
Speaker 1: And it's like, bitch, what episode are you on? Dirty?
Speaker 1: Why do you preface that with introducing people to the show? Right? So,
Speaker 1: I said you pussy hole. I didn't respond. I didn't
Speaker 1: call a pussy hole. What I wanted to know? I
Speaker 1: was like, I said, responds right now, because it's just like, Bro,
Speaker 1: we've gone through therapy, we're working together, we're going on tour.
Speaker 1: We're not sharing the same room. I'll tell you that
Speaker 1: we still are. We aren't that close where we're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we can split a room together. Nope, but we're going
Speaker 1: in like Houston or something. Are we we me? You're
Speaker 1: the one who's like I don't mind sharing it. I
Speaker 1: was like, maybe, wait, did did I say that? You did? Oh?
Speaker 1: I ain't know, bitch, I've been real nice to you.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't care either way. I
Speaker 1: don't plan on like kind of like, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: have dick in none of these cities, so I don't
Speaker 1: know maybe Chicago now ho hey um oh but go ahead, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'll be honest with you. I saw that email
Speaker 1: and where it bothered me too. I I hone in
Speaker 1: so much on negative comments and it really funks with
Speaker 1: me and I don't be reading comments that came into
Speaker 1: the evening And honestly, some of the funnest episodes I've
Speaker 1: had with you, I've seen people say we're fighting and like,
Speaker 1: that's fighting. That's really how we talk in real life.
Speaker 1: So I think that's just no, because yeah, there's and
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have seen different. When
Speaker 1: our episode was Sharona's, people were like talking about how
Speaker 1: we didn't know at the beginning. Bro, someone even I
Speaker 1: did and I was like, Bro, that was a fun episode.
Speaker 1: We talked ship to each other. We banter, Yes, I
Speaker 1: don't it isn't. I mean, I don't know what like
Speaker 1: we're doing. Maybe it's worse than we maybe we're used
Speaker 1: to it. Well, let me preface this by saying you
Speaker 1: and I are very different. So you guys listen to
Speaker 1: this podcast. Yes, we're both open and exploring ourselves and
Speaker 1: sex and hole ship and all that stuff. So I
Speaker 1: feel like people expect us to be so much more
Speaker 1: like than what we really are. We really are two
Speaker 1: different people in the way we have our friendships, in
Speaker 1: the way we have sex, and who we fuck, Like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I don't like pink dick,
Speaker 1: and then you're more submissive, I'm more dominant. There's just
Speaker 1: a really there is a balance, and I think that
Speaker 1: while a lot of you guys appreciate it and notice
Speaker 1: the two differences, there's a lot of y'all that still
Speaker 1: just don't let us be girls. I listened to the
Speaker 1: Joe Button podcast. I listened to Brilliant It. It's a
Speaker 1: lot of the podcast with men, bitch. They go at
Speaker 1: each other the whole goddamn showing. Y'all just love it.
Speaker 1: Y'all think it's fun, good playfool man banter. And when
Speaker 1: we do it, you'll be like, oh my god, man,
Speaker 1: you're so mean to Wheezy that episode. And she's sensitive.
Speaker 1: You need to be more sensitive to how you're talking.
Speaker 1: It's just like bitch puts the whole fuck you. I'll
Speaker 1: be honest more than they don't know. When Mandy has
Speaker 1: upset me, I'm very vocal to her, like I don't
Speaker 1: express it like maybe because they don't see it online
Speaker 1: or anything like that, but I've always sent a text
Speaker 1: and I let her know like I'm feeling her or whatever.
Speaker 1: It was the same Bitch episode when I told her,
Speaker 1: You're gonna stop bringing up them ball players because I
Speaker 1: don't funk them right now. I mean, that's shape. But
Speaker 1: if if if even when she comes at me and
Speaker 1: says jokes where I'm like, okay, bit, you've joked on
Speaker 1: that too much. We have talked about let's tale down
Speaker 1: on the jokes. So why y'all be wanting to be
Speaker 1: sensitive for us? I don't know. It's it's not worrying
Speaker 1: about how I was talking to my therapist, Um, I
Speaker 1: hadn't spoke to him in a while, and he was like,
Speaker 1: tell me how it's going with Mandy, Like, how are
Speaker 1: you guys feeling? How are you guys getting along? I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, even, like this is not why I
Speaker 1: called you, like I I don't know. I guess maybe,
Speaker 1: And really in my head it's like I think it
Speaker 1: happened Thanksgiving, like when I was like, I'm not thinking
Speaker 1: about anything. I'm just not like I don't have any
Speaker 1: time for it. Someone sent me a d M like
Speaker 1: how y'all let her check your g like that, saying
Speaker 1: you're on you pussy, And I'm just like, bro, what
Speaker 1: do you want me to do? Come across the table
Speaker 1: like I've done this show for two years with this person. Yeah, frankly,
Speaker 1: nothing was new that day, not on some root ship
Speaker 1: like Mandy always comes for me. But like I kind
Speaker 1: of feel like it's Lokey become the dynamic and I
Speaker 1: don't care. It's also stupid because so so what that
Speaker 1: episode that's sorry, not episode, but what that even touched
Speaker 1: almost like, oh my god, when Mandy says she doesn't
Speaker 1: believe you eat pussy, that's so shameful. First off, something
Speaker 1: that many of you, since we do have so many
Speaker 1: new listeners, I will let you guys know Weathy and
Speaker 1: I have known each other since we were like fifteen
Speaker 1: years old. At about twenty one, we did go five
Speaker 1: years without talking, and so during that time, Wheezy has
Speaker 1: even said that's the time in her life where she
Speaker 1: started dealing with women more. I wasn't present for that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so when I knew Weezy back when she was
Speaker 1: sucking Jamaican niggas, she wasn't eat you know, pussy at
Speaker 1: the same time. So I literally still know Wheezy from
Speaker 1: when we were fucking fifteen to twenty still exploring our
Speaker 1: own selves. So that time frame where she began dealing
Speaker 1: with women, I wasn't present something to me I just
Speaker 1: thought about kind of really got me upset. I was
Speaker 1: in Mexico, I was on live. I was having a
Speaker 1: great time talking to everybody about their holidays. And this
Speaker 1: dude wrote in there and said, Mandy just posted uh
Speaker 1: uh a thirst trap. Like, what are you gonna do now? What? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I said, bro or he said, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: she's trying to come for your neck, That's what he said.
Speaker 1: I said, let me tell you something. He said, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Because I'm looking, I'm like, you
Speaker 1: think that because someone looks beautiful in a picture that now,
Speaker 1: like I have to be mad because Mandy is posting
Speaker 1: pictures where she feels good. I mean, you've always been pretty,
Speaker 1: but if you feel good like now, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be mad that no shade to you. But like if
Speaker 1: Mandy posted pictures like this old day and let's say
Speaker 1: I never post another thought pick we split our money
Speaker 1: for the show, and if Nick if these tides getting
Speaker 1: bitch no, not like that audience is trying to pickure
Speaker 1: that when we both post pictures where we're feeling cute,
Speaker 1: and I want to say I think that as an
Speaker 1: attacking is fucking ship for y'all to think for a
Speaker 1: second that someone being excited about their body means that
Speaker 1: the other person has to feel and threatened or whatever
Speaker 1: like the terrible thing. And I really really was angry,
Speaker 1: and I tried to like hold it fucking back, but
Speaker 1: I was like, what then, what then? What how should
Speaker 1: we should boss to be putting up? Thirst trap? I
Speaker 1: love everything that Cardie is saying right now because about
Speaker 1: what like just how she was happier when she didn't
Speaker 1: have all the fame and the money, because like even
Speaker 1: you and I like, we're getting to the point where
Speaker 1: people are noticing us when we go out like which
Speaker 1: we want hbo um, but also on lives and in
Speaker 1: our emails. We are now subject to so many people's
Speaker 1: opinions on bullshit. And one of my New Year's resolutions
Speaker 1: is responding to less than one troll a week. That
Speaker 1: means if I can't stop, I will, but I just
Speaker 1: delete him now. Like there's people, especially with my weight loss,
Speaker 1: which I hate. Um, there's so many people telling me
Speaker 1: you look better, skinny. Bro. Let me tell you something
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring up. I can't believe happens. I
Speaker 1: posted this picture of me and a bikini, and um,
Speaker 1: I was just my mom in the picture, and this
Speaker 1: dude wrote me and asked where my hips were. And
Speaker 1: it's like, obviously I feel pretty in this picture. Right
Speaker 1: now you want to shoot on me? Yeah, And it's
Speaker 1: men that do it. There's men right now telling me
Speaker 1: don't lose anymore. You were, you look better, chunkier. I
Speaker 1: miss you bigger now. And it's what's crazy is it's well,
Speaker 1: I got straight. No, it's terrible. I I hate it,
Speaker 1: And I don't know why men do it like that.
Speaker 1: I don't think you guys realize the amount of pressures
Speaker 1: that go on to women, regardless of our bodies, even
Speaker 1: just looking at all of these other women, and where
Speaker 1: we feel like we should be and what we're lacking
Speaker 1: in and the altering of our bodies. Ship I just
Speaker 1: had weight loss surgery, bit you didn't have titties, Like,
Speaker 1: there's so much that we already deal with ourselves that
Speaker 1: when we are feeling good and maybe want to post
Speaker 1: a picture in a bikini or lingerie, like, we don't
Speaker 1: need you telling us you Like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I posted a picture. Obviously I think I'm pretty by
Speaker 1: the way I posted a picture of an author. She's
Speaker 1: gonna come on, I don't know, in a week or two.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited with this book. And this girl writes
Speaker 1: the hoods wow with hard eyes, your titties looks so real.
Speaker 1: I saw that comment dog that she got on nerve,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you why, because I'm like so
Speaker 1: open about my surgery and like talking about it because
Speaker 1: I don't keep up questions and ship like that. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's not a compliment, and I really did
Speaker 1: all at the If someone writes and says, your ass
Speaker 1: looks so real, your hair looks so real, it's not
Speaker 1: a compliment. Just because I tell you about my breast
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you need to throw them in my face
Speaker 1: when you feel like it. And I think that like
Speaker 1: people really feel like because we're open, they can just
Speaker 1: say whatever the fun they want. And no ever since
Speaker 1: I jump said and know every sex I jumped in
Speaker 1: that Mexican water bitch, I revitalized my energy. I swear
Speaker 1: to god. I read a comment on YouTube about how
Speaker 1: someone how much someone hated me while I was on
Speaker 1: the beach, and it was almost hard to read because
Speaker 1: the sun was in my iPhone and kind of blocking it,
Speaker 1: and right as the Mohedo came up to me, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I don't have time for I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I'm glad. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you did it, but to put the settings to where
Speaker 1: YouTube comments don't come to our emails anymore, because so
Speaker 1: I checked the emails a lot, and so we were
Speaker 1: getting the YouTube comments to our emails and I'm really
Speaker 1: good with responding back to people. We get a ton
Speaker 1: of ship from our emails and so bitch, when I
Speaker 1: saw that we wasn't getting them anymore, I said, who
Speaker 1: was this god? Because I didn't do this, but the
Speaker 1: YouTube comments are so mean, especially regarding how we look
Speaker 1: our hair, my weight, me getting smaller, weezy getting bigger
Speaker 1: or what or like, and it's ridiculous. And we swapped weight,
Speaker 1: but no, like Saronas said that. So if you guys
Speaker 1: listen to whatever Drow. So Drow said on the Patriot episode.
Speaker 1: We was talking about how we don't even really talk
Speaker 1: to the same guys because guys that like you don't
Speaker 1: like me. And he was like, well, what about now,
Speaker 1: because then you're about to say side. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're right, dude, it's crazy, Like, yeah, I got to
Speaker 1: go diving in my legs came from working they got
Speaker 1: bigger from working out. I don't know how that happy.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't like but no, I was thinking
Speaker 1: about something. I actually turned off the YouTube comments because
Speaker 1: I read something really rude about the both of us,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't even want it came
Speaker 1: in at like seven am. I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: even want her to see this, so I would start
Speaker 1: deleting comments, and then like I realized, if I'm deleting
Speaker 1: comments so that Mandy or me both don't see them anymore,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to turn them off. Just turn it
Speaker 1: off because I won't go on to YouTube to read
Speaker 1: you'll ship. So just so you know, YouTube vier ship
Speaker 1: you're talking to yourself. Baby, Hey, we an'll see you
Speaker 1: think YouTube is so there's so mean because they're not
Speaker 1: like it's not like Instagram where like you can like
Speaker 1: see their Like YouTube is like what I click on
Speaker 1: your email prof Like it's really like nothing. It's really
Speaker 1: like anonymous, really it is. It's fucking stupid. Y'all are angry,
Speaker 1: but here's your fucking video for the week. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: be real with you. If I didn't work like nine
Speaker 1: when we come to the studio, I would really try
Speaker 1: more for YouTube. But that's the thing, and I don't
Speaker 1: think people realize. Not only do we pre record and
Speaker 1: do multiple episodes in one day, which clearly y'all should
Speaker 1: understand this ship we'll be having the same outfit where
Speaker 1: this bitch dummies, but we do come after working sucking
Speaker 1: an eight hour ship. So bitch I didn't even go
Speaker 1: a lie. Because the cameras was here, bitch I had
Speaker 1: to put an eyebrow on seeing the camera was facing
Speaker 1: this way because this eyebrows ain't really all the way there,
Speaker 1: so put some eyebrows on your eyebrows all the way then.
Speaker 1: So I got a micro blade in and when they
Speaker 1: micro bladed, they shaped my eyebrow. So my eyebrow line
Speaker 1: really right here. But the micro blade is up here
Speaker 1: and it like disappears. One of my resolutions is to
Speaker 1: put castor oil on my eyebrows. I want to, like
Speaker 1: Crystal has awesome, really thick, thick, thick eyebrows just getting microblade.
Speaker 1: But hey, if any of you guys microblade, I'm here
Speaker 1: for you. Witch just six So I will do it, bitch.
Speaker 1: I will support your business. If y'all want a micro
Speaker 1: bladies brows, Thank you baby. Someone wrote me and offered
Speaker 1: me some weave, and I said, oh, honey, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. I don't really do my hair.
Speaker 1: Like I'll go to gym. You're gonna get three good
Speaker 1: picks the first week. Hope. Don't want your name my ship.
Speaker 1: I would like to shout shout out shop Primetime Hair,
Speaker 1: my friend DeAndre, who is Dion Sanders daughter and amazing,
Speaker 1: and my homegirl m J. I am sponsored for the
Speaker 1: year by Prime Time Hair. So if y'all like my
Speaker 1: little locks and ship, just know y'all can go ahead
Speaker 1: and get your bundles from them. So I got some
Speaker 1: hair sent to me, and I told her that she
Speaker 1: should wait on doing ads with me because I was like,
Speaker 1: I really don't. I don't do my hair. I don't.
Speaker 1: The truth is she hasn't gotten a hot flight iron yet. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Andrew is one. I just like, go to the gym
Speaker 1: and then the second it sweats, it poofs, and then
Speaker 1: when I wear my natural hair is just like it
Speaker 1: poofs even more and it looks crazy. So I just don't.
Speaker 1: I do my hair for live shows and dates, not YouTube.
Speaker 1: But if I quit my job, I will look cute
Speaker 1: for you guys. Stop talking about this quick. So somebody,
Speaker 1: you don't want the pressure on me, because when you
Speaker 1: quit your job, you're gonna have time. Let's do like
Speaker 1: ten episodes a month, and I would be like, no, baby, girl,
Speaker 1: I'll still work. I don't know what you know, you
Speaker 1: know what it is. I've been really might be by people, girl,
Speaker 1: people I met on vacation that have lived on less
Speaker 1: savings than I have, and I'm like, wow, like I
Speaker 1: guess what. I'm still building mine. So I'm not quitting
Speaker 1: my job anytime. So I also, student loans just started.
Speaker 1: I feel like a whole ass adult student line. Loan
Speaker 1: payment just came back. I have forty six thousand and
Speaker 1: student loans. No how much you pay a month, bitch,
Speaker 1: I did it for the low, like to seven and
Speaker 1: one a month, but that's almost three months. I also
Speaker 1: now I'm also now about to pay double my rent
Speaker 1: for what I'm used to. And so my goal I'll
Speaker 1: sit here and just say this, So financially, my goal
Speaker 1: is to get fifteen thousand and savings I'll sit here
Speaker 1: and say, I'll sit here and say, what's the thing
Speaker 1: that I say what because you all you say is
Speaker 1: I'll sit here and say and tell you that you like,
Speaker 1: I will sit here and say hold even to go
Speaker 1: hold your bitch. That's when I'm saying, that's me, that's
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna let you. Um but what do
Speaker 1: you know the song? No? Well, anyways, I'm focused on
Speaker 1: on building my credit, getting my savings up, and also
Speaker 1: having a good like a good amount of money in
Speaker 1: my checking account. So, bitch, while a you talking about
Speaker 1: quit your job, I'm at least there for another six months.
Speaker 1: Based on my bitch, we paid ourselves out from the
Speaker 1: live shows. I wish I knew that ship right before
Speaker 1: Mexico because that was buying. I already know you was
Speaker 1: you was popping bottles, huh, all the little poor kids.
Speaker 1: I was like, straight, you know what, Like I've had
Speaker 1: Christmas presents from my followers, and I tried to do
Speaker 1: ten people and then like I didn't know where a
Speaker 1: lot more than I would have done if we didn't
Speaker 1: pay ourselves out. Then some I'm a little mad, but
Speaker 1: you know what, whatever I'm I'm not I just felt
Speaker 1: I was just really in a giving mood a and
Speaker 1: be like, there's all these kids with candy and ship
Speaker 1: and they know what they do when they sit they
Speaker 1: looking only then you were thinking sissons about to pay
Speaker 1: a portion at this friend so they I'm really trying
Speaker 1: to get her to move here, bro, that's crazy, Like
Speaker 1: you sound crazy. I just want her to I know
Speaker 1: you lonely, now, that's what it is. You need some friends.
Speaker 1: Were gonna that's why you ask me, Andrew. I'm coming
Speaker 1: to support you at your show, Alex. Let's hang out.
Speaker 1: We gotta get you some more friends, someones you don't fuck, like,
Speaker 1: not that you know you don't suck them. I don't
Speaker 1: like that, but I'm saying, like all of the girls
Speaker 1: that you hang with, like for the people that I
Speaker 1: know you do hang with, I hang with g Gila Charte,
Speaker 1: who else? Collette girls, and you don't, I don't. I'm
Speaker 1: doing okay, I really just don't. My friends live in Florida,
Speaker 1: and like we're just so close and I haven't felt
Speaker 1: that close to anyone else. That just doesn't really feel
Speaker 1: like I need any right, Well, I told you my
Speaker 1: roommate left, so I have all of these bonding with
Speaker 1: my friends, like friends that I don't feel like I
Speaker 1: spend enough time with, like I really loved like I said, um,
Speaker 1: I went to the movies with Dustin and just talking
Speaker 1: to him, like we have so much in common, and
Speaker 1: me and Cutty talk a lot now, like and I'm
Speaker 1: just like I want to just those friendships. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I really like that. So I've had a few like
Speaker 1: dinners recently with like other podcaster friends, like not just
Speaker 1: the first last person I told you about, But that's
Speaker 1: kind of surprised me. And I'm like, I think I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out like my circle in New York,
Speaker 1: for example, I leave every birthday, right every birthday I've
Speaker 1: had since I've lived here, I've left, and I keep wondering,
Speaker 1: like why, And it's like, oh, because I don't have
Speaker 1: friends to come to my party. That's true. I've lived
Speaker 1: in the city for three years. I just don't have them.
Speaker 1: And I'm fine, uncomfortable with that. But I realized I
Speaker 1: don't have friends here. That's why I probably travel so much,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I could wouldn't I have
Speaker 1: friends everywhere. So honestly, two good friends is I feel you. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go ahead. Yeah, we're gonna get into the
Speaker 1: kink of a week. This is some white people ship
Speaker 1: that Wheezy picked out. Jesus Christ, what is this? I
Speaker 1: first of all had a girl tell me about this
Speaker 1: might be all right? So kicking a week, go ahead
Speaker 1: and explain what it is doing? You want me to? Okay? So, guys,
Speaker 1: this week the kink of the week is fireplay. I
Speaker 1: want to make sure you're listening because you you zoned
Speaker 1: out the last episode. I don't need you zone it out.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right. So the gives fireplay? Um, so
Speaker 1: what does fireplay mean? In the b D s M community?
Speaker 1: Fireplay the type of sexual play that involves fire near
Speaker 1: or directly on a person's skin. This can be done
Speaker 1: by placing candles or other flames near a person skin.
Speaker 1: Does means blunts? I feel like my use that's only flames.
Speaker 1: They be bias like um blunt. This can be done
Speaker 1: by placing candles or other flames near a person's skin,
Speaker 1: wiping alcohol on the skin and lighting it. Oh hell no,
Speaker 1: tapping the skin with a lit torch, or flogging a
Speaker 1: person with a flaming whip, or flogger For obvious reasons.
Speaker 1: Fireplay is generally considered to be a type of edge play.
Speaker 1: When engaging in fireplay, safety should come first and certain
Speaker 1: precautions should be taken. Take your wig off is one
Speaker 1: for one, especially if you got that sprits in that
Speaker 1: ship bitch. For instance, fire and flames should not be
Speaker 1: placed close to clothing or hair, good call on that.
Speaker 1: Safe words should be established, and supplies and equipments like
Speaker 1: fire blankets, what towels and fire extinguishers should be close
Speaker 1: at hand. Now. Oh, I was about to say this
Speaker 1: every time we poured candles and ship, but when I
Speaker 1: went to Japan, I saw some fireplay. But um no,
Speaker 1: I thought about it because when we were doing the
Speaker 1: Best of episode, we had to like listen, re listen
Speaker 1: and go through clips and ship like that. And I
Speaker 1: was like listening to Rory and we were talking about
Speaker 1: the candle thing, and I was like, what have you called? Well?
Speaker 1: Is that not like a wax thing? Because it's the wax,
Speaker 1: that's is it? Well? The wax? But like you can
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. Maybe that candles okay,
Speaker 1: I just put candles. Can't get then I found videos
Speaker 1: but litted candles. What are they called it? In candles?
Speaker 1: Like when the candle is lit, not litted lit. That's
Speaker 1: what I litted candles lit candles. You litted this. I've
Speaker 1: been this candle. Shut up, God, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just tell you for a second why I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you a break. I'm mad because you're about to
Speaker 1: have a whole episode. We've got to do a whole decision.
Speaker 1: So I when I was growing up, I was in
Speaker 1: an A P courses. Right, was so good at English,
Speaker 1: but like my math, I was like barely fucking making it.
Speaker 1: And I really feel like when you excel in one
Speaker 1: thing sometimes holding both, but you definitely don't excel it.
Speaker 1: Do excel at your numbers. I wrote a whole book.
Speaker 1: I excell in English. Okay, different emails are good and
Speaker 1: which when I was creating email in second place in
Speaker 1: a spelling B I used to know, Thank gosh, they
Speaker 1: didn't ask you what words meant because anyways, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I knew the Latin where it came from. What was
Speaker 1: then saying about? So listen, I excel in math and English.
Speaker 1: I don't excel in science and history because I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a lot of bullshit. What was that words?
Speaker 1: You didn't know? Wh when you get turned on libidoho,
Speaker 1: I know it now, bitch, I thought it smelt like liberto.
Speaker 1: You know, English is the hardest language of all of
Speaker 1: the languages. Because such people learning English, I feel for them.
Speaker 1: We have all of these doing you feel for people
Speaker 1: learning English when the ABC alphabet what about something? There
Speaker 1: are different characters like Japanese for other people, which we
Speaker 1: have a lot of rules in our vocaracters. Tell someone,
Speaker 1: I say, lasagna, How do you not know that there's
Speaker 1: a fucking silent G and bologna belogny like motherfucker blogs
Speaker 1: into me lasagna? Yeah, I guess yeah, like xylophone. You
Speaker 1: know that the egg you know. We'll hold on Spanish people,
Speaker 1: I was supposed to know jo jo as you laughing, No,
Speaker 1: it's isn't it yah yah yas you ain't never seen
Speaker 1: wait it's no, it's ha but there it's age like
Speaker 1: je Juan, I just came back from Mexico. See, so
Speaker 1: when they say ha ha, they sucked in Spanish because
Speaker 1: their rules and then they have the feminine and masculine
Speaker 1: bullshit like a ya oh, I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 1: When the Mexicans were playing with the prices with me,
Speaker 1: it was like I went from trying to speak mass
Speaker 1: that can to Halla. So I was trying to negotiate,
Speaker 1: right of course he was with you Jewish as of course.
Speaker 1: So I was trying to buy this poncho, not on
Speaker 1: some like um steal their culture ship. But like it
Speaker 1: was dope. It wasn't like Mexican colors, like I didn't
Speaker 1: want to do anything that was like, you know, is
Speaker 1: you gonna wear that poncho outside of Mexico? It was dope.
Speaker 1: It's it's like really like it's like fleece. It's cool.
Speaker 1: So just telling me it was five, I like, ain't
Speaker 1: that twenty dollars? He's like yeah. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you ain't paid for twenty dollars for that, and he
Speaker 1: was like no, comprehend I said, you do no whatever
Speaker 1: that means, compay me, don't come put on me by Yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, you'd vante, So I don't pay vante. That's
Speaker 1: what I was saying. My mom was looking at me
Speaker 1: like just please, wayles, bitch. My parents were so I
Speaker 1: didn't let them go in their pockets one time. My
Speaker 1: mom really thinks I'm rich and you really use that
Speaker 1: payout bitch. Well, no, no, no, no, no, Mexico got
Speaker 1: We're about to lead a studio today. She's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: so what are we paying ourselves out for? Mexico is cheap?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, you go somewhere. I
Speaker 1: went to a Texas state Brazil. There it's called Mr.
Speaker 1: Pompaus and it's twenty dollars a person. Oh yeah, that's cheap.
Speaker 1: It's super cheap. So you probably they spend all these
Speaker 1: thousands and patils, which is really fifty dollars. And she's
Speaker 1: just like, I want this, I want this, bitch. I
Speaker 1: looked at my bank account. I spent in ten days.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, you play too much. I'm wild, but
Speaker 1: you know what that was. Oh let me get massaged
Speaker 1: for this many pace? So oh this, you play way
Speaker 1: too much. I really don't wait too much. I don't
Speaker 1: look at my bank account. Well we're gonna go hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't look. If you don't ever draft fune
Speaker 1: it just don't. We're gonna get into some vanilla ship
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna let um we easy talk about this
Speaker 1: because I don't know what it is. Oh this is dope.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and explain um for youall. As
Speaker 1: y'all know, every episode we do a vanilla segment, which
Speaker 1: is something based on something going on in the world
Speaker 1: that has to do with sex somewhat. Yeah. So this
Speaker 1: Nigerian guy that I fucked basically was telling me how
Speaker 1: like Africa is wild with their like tribe u uh rituals,
Speaker 1: so to speak. And he talked. He told me about
Speaker 1: this tribe in Uganda. So I found this link on
Speaker 1: face to face Africa dot com. It's called Banyancola, the
Speaker 1: tribe in Uganda that allows That's not how you say Uganda?
Speaker 1: Is it someone Uganda's right? Someone corrected me recently. Is
Speaker 1: it not Uganda? Yes, Uganda trying unto that allows the
Speaker 1: bride's aunt to sleep with the groom before marriage. So wait,
Speaker 1: the bride's aunt, which is her mother's sister, gets to
Speaker 1: sleep with her husband before marriage. Yeah, maybe it's Uganda.
Speaker 1: Here you go, you're annoying somebody like you said you
Speaker 1: think you and black panther. Let's not let's not get
Speaker 1: the four at alright. How much influence should aunties have
Speaker 1: on their nieces and many African cultures aunties provide counseling
Speaker 1: to the young nieces as they age from adolescence to adulthood.
Speaker 1: When it comes to real quick pause, because so when
Speaker 1: I went to Nigeria, everyone was auntie. Like you literally
Speaker 1: call anyone who's your elder, who's a woman auntie, sis auntie?
Speaker 1: So like, is this talking about literally aunties or this
Speaker 1: is aunt This is when it comes to marriage. These
Speaker 1: aunties prepare their nieces for the challenges to lie ahead.
Speaker 1: For the Bianco people in southwestern Uganda, the aunt had
Speaker 1: more than the above, especially during the marorge. The primary
Speaker 1: responsibilities to confirm that the groom is potent and that
Speaker 1: the bride has defended her virginity before the marriage is consummated.
Speaker 1: As a potency test for the groom, the aunt was
Speaker 1: sometimes required to have sex with the groom for confirmation
Speaker 1: of his vertue. Virility. Virility is right, was virility almost
Speaker 1: at fertility? This one virility means what like fertility? Like
Speaker 1: maybe these niggas is busting in the auntie hold on.
Speaker 1: She had to test if the bride is still a
Speaker 1: virgin before they are allowed to consummate the marriage. In
Speaker 1: other traditions, the aunt is go to said is said
Speaker 1: to go as far as listening or watching them have
Speaker 1: sex in order to prove their potency if it hurts
Speaker 1: her or not. I don't know what that means. As
Speaker 1: this may sound weird. The practice is called in a smudge.
Speaker 1: It shows that the people of bay Uncle, particularly the
Speaker 1: Bohemia tribe, hold the virginity in high esteem as the
Speaker 1: girls eight. As soon as she's at eight, she goes
Speaker 1: through a lot of restrictions to prepare her for marriage.
Speaker 1: So at what at what age are they getting married?
Speaker 1: And you gotta because maybe the younger age, then I
Speaker 1: might see anything about it, because if they're preparing her
Speaker 1: to get married, I would assume when other children her
Speaker 1: age and other cultures are having fun and playing. She's
Speaker 1: basically indoors where she's fed beef and millet porge, forced
Speaker 1: to drink milk in large quantities, so she becomes fat
Speaker 1: because it's anonymous with beauty when she is developing breast. Finally,
Speaker 1: she's been asked to abstain from sexual activities from her parents.
Speaker 1: It's the duty of her father to find a find
Speaker 1: a wife for a son. Sorry, as he prays, he
Speaker 1: pays the bride wife wealth. I would love um, so
Speaker 1: not to not to do a humble flex, but we
Speaker 1: do have a lot of listeners um in the continents
Speaker 1: of Africa. I don't want to go through each country,
Speaker 1: but if any of you guys are from Uganda or
Speaker 1: are familiar with this, um, yeah, I would love me
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry I'm up these words, but like it's
Speaker 1: some Africans you don't know. Basically, once they pay the
Speaker 1: bride to get married on the wedding day, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of festing at her home or the father slaughters
Speaker 1: a bull in the home. There's another tale, bitch, when
Speaker 1: the marriage is consummated. This is after the bride's aunt
Speaker 1: has tested the niece just purity. They basically eat this
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Speaker 1: the next horrible decisions. I want to tell you, guys
Speaker 1: where I pack this is. Enjoyed Mandy so much on
Speaker 1: a flagrant. I thought she was so funny and a
Speaker 1: lot of people went way too hard on you, but
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed it. First off, I will sit here
Speaker 1: on announce. First off, I ain't even gonna hold you
Speaker 1: fuck the asshole army, and I say that I know
Speaker 1: a lot of them probably listen to here, but I
Speaker 1: will say what it is is that I probably wasn't
Speaker 1: as um. What's what's the people? The dummies, the puppets,
Speaker 1: the muppets. I wasn't that enough for them. I feel
Speaker 1: like they wanted Andrew to toy with me more, and
Speaker 1: I think I staid in my grind, I don't see
Speaker 1: what I had to do with being a puppet more
Speaker 1: than it had to do with you thinking space? Is it? Really?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I love I love the comments
Speaker 1: from that. I was responding back to them on that,
Speaker 1: so I did funk up here. Hold on, there's nobody
Speaker 1: in the room said this, and I kind of annoyed
Speaker 1: me them. Was funny, but but there is what's what
Speaker 1: do they say? Please? No, it's not please. What's the
Speaker 1: what's the thing to say? The sun? Some ordered nine
Speaker 1: pizzas or something. Someone ordered nine pizzas. That ship it's
Speaker 1: to where you're the reason when you said that you
Speaker 1: believe there's more planets. I was kind of annoyed that
Speaker 1: You're like, why do we only know nine those are
Speaker 1: in our solar system? Who says how big our solar
Speaker 1: system is? In a galaxy that we don't know how
Speaker 1: fucking big it goes, But there are like hundreds of
Speaker 1: So that's why this is the one that we're in,
Speaker 1: which is why we know about it. Whoever said this
Speaker 1: is our solar system, this little circle right here, bitch,
Speaker 1: it is because only are in here all right now,
Speaker 1: Like I don't care what you do. How do we know?
Speaker 1: But science then, is what I'm saying. It's dictated on
Speaker 1: what the fucking man said. These manas is going into
Speaker 1: our face system? Is only boot suits in the circle
Speaker 1: fund that anyway, get to the horrible decision. We're not
Speaker 1: gonna talk about site space and site because instead, guess what,
Speaker 1: y'all y'all didn't like my Pamda's reference. Now we're about
Speaker 1: to talk about evolution, which I also don't motherfucking agree on.
Speaker 1: So this you don't think evolution is really is really embarrassing. No,
Speaker 1: it's sucking not you right now, Fucking monkeys is insane.
Speaker 1: So instead, guys, guess what she made the outline as
Speaker 1: today we're going to talk about how animals have sex
Speaker 1: because we evolutionized from animals, So we're talking about animals sex, guys,
Speaker 1: So you can watch your fucking cats and dogs hump
Speaker 1: each other and know that they're not into monogamy and
Speaker 1: they may be gay. Your dog, Mr Pupper's going off
Speaker 1: right now. Don't people call the dogs because you low
Speaker 1: key making We're gonna have evolutionary talk about animals after
Speaker 1: mother about flavor episode hole, So let's go teach our
Speaker 1: whole something. Okay, because fish gay too. Your whole house
Speaker 1: full of non monogamous, homophobic animals. So this all stems
Speaker 1: from me watching Jesus, go ahead teach these people as
Speaker 1: a whole. So anyway, I watched this movie on Netflix
Speaker 1: called Newness, and the girl was you do need friends
Speaker 1: because you'd be watching all this ship that ain't nobody
Speaker 1: else got time to what I'm into the non rated
Speaker 1: movies like basically type in lesbian, and I watched whatever
Speaker 1: comes up that's true. Okay, that's not a lot. I
Speaker 1: think you're really gay, So new Ny gay now because
Speaker 1: I just be thinking about pussy so much now because
Speaker 1: I'm getting it. So anyway, I watched I wanted to
Speaker 1: watch animal pussy guys, let's go. I did not. So
Speaker 1: I watched Newness and the girl's job she was or
Speaker 1: she no, I'm sorry. She had a degree involutionary biology,
Speaker 1: and I had no idea what the funk that was,
Speaker 1: And so in in that he's like what his evolutionary biology, Like,
Speaker 1: what the fun is that She's like, it's basically about
Speaker 1: like learning about like why your penis is shaped the
Speaker 1: way it is and ship like that. And then the
Speaker 1: next day I watched Explained on Netflix, an episode about monogamy,
Speaker 1: and I just had Mandy said and watched some with me,
Speaker 1: and they basically talked about how chimps and Bonobo's right. Um,
Speaker 1: actually never heard of bonobos before. The only chips chimps
Speaker 1: I knew. So we're the We're closer to chimps and
Speaker 1: bonobos than African elephants are to Indian elephants. We're literally
Speaker 1: that close as far as we are brains work and
Speaker 1: our your count and I mean it, see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Not pim does. So in this episode they're basically talking
Speaker 1: about like where the fund did we get this concept
Speaker 1: from monogamy? So they started like show this was the
Speaker 1: only part that I did like about the little documentary show.
Speaker 1: You only watched six minutes of it, well, this three
Speaker 1: minute part of it, because all that animal part I
Speaker 1: didn't like. But when I started talking about it's the
Speaker 1: main thing though, it's like saying, like how we came
Speaker 1: from a species of people that were sucking anybody and
Speaker 1: everybody and now we don't, so where did that come from?
Speaker 1: So I started looking up like monogamy and animals, and
Speaker 1: only three to five percent of five thousand species of
Speaker 1: mammals form monogamous bonds, one of which is called the
Speaker 1: diplo something. It's a tapeworm that literally connects tapeworms. And
Speaker 1: that was a tapeworm. The ones they go in your stomach,
Speaker 1: they have sex her stomach. No, they just like connect
Speaker 1: for life basically. They So there's multiple tap in your stomach.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe it's like love bugs. Remember things for Florida.
Speaker 1: They made those though those were made a bitch at
Speaker 1: the University of Florida. You didn't know that those were created.
Speaker 1: They were supposed to do something I think like keep
Speaker 1: mosquitoes away, and something went wrong at the University of Florida.
Speaker 1: People where Now we have love bug season in Florida.
Speaker 1: Nowhere else has love bugs except for Florida. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Actually Georgia. It might have got it to Georgia. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it actually stemmed form a mistake. It's a lab. It's
Speaker 1: a lab created inside. I didn't know that. But I
Speaker 1: teach you about animals now, ha ha, see science ship
Speaker 1: going wrong? Because humans did it. Bitch facts like right,
Speaker 1: So in this thing that we watched, basically, right, we're
Speaker 1: watching this documentary about how animals and the traits that
Speaker 1: they've had of you know, monogamy, how they work, and
Speaker 1: basically from what I've been reading, this wasn't in the documentary,
Speaker 1: but there it does seem to be one main partner
Speaker 1: that they kind of bounced back and forth to. Possibly
Speaker 1: that's a chance as far as like the woman, they
Speaker 1: might have a primary, but for the main part, they
Speaker 1: bounced around chimp say and benobos whatever they say, used
Speaker 1: sex to say hello goodbye when they're stressed out when
Speaker 1: their anxiety. Wise, they fucked so just like we do.
Speaker 1: But we were watching this documentary where it talked about
Speaker 1: how marriage was conceptualized in the Western world for love
Speaker 1: only a few years ago, because it was mainly meant
Speaker 1: to be a family, labor and alliance thing like basically
Speaker 1: getting married to do better. So this was actually I
Speaker 1: kind of touched on it too. When they went to
Speaker 1: mention religion, I feel like that's kind of where monogamy
Speaker 1: sent from two and sure, and that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: So seeing the documentary, I thought that too. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that thing about I didn't know. So something that
Speaker 1: was very interesting about the documentary and I might actually
Speaker 1: watch it now, um, was they said that marriage was
Speaker 1: not for solidarity between men and women, it was for laws.
Speaker 1: So they actually married to have kids and to raise
Speaker 1: fucking children to work on their fucking farm. But that's
Speaker 1: why they did it. And they saw it as if
Speaker 1: I have more labor on my farm, I can make
Speaker 1: more money than you. And they didn't want other people
Speaker 1: to be able to come in and take that money
Speaker 1: from them. So it was really crazy. And then it
Speaker 1: says that we transitioned from that marriage um to saying
Speaker 1: that marriage should be based on love. And it's funny
Speaker 1: because if we look at all of these movies from
Speaker 1: the past, and this is something that just went in
Speaker 1: my head, a lot of marriages in the past were
Speaker 1: set up by parents, were set up by wealth, were
Speaker 1: set up by societal like where you stood in society.
Speaker 1: So out of all of these movies we watched, even Titanic,
Speaker 1: ho Jack was supposed to be a rose and so
Speaker 1: like still to this day, like our parents were kind
Speaker 1: of like trying to get us to do that, right.
Speaker 1: It's to day people, I'm not saying, my parents are
Speaker 1: your parents. But things we watch it's like even think
Speaker 1: about crazy rich Asians. I love my look not ay
Speaker 1: all about to be hating us. No I did. I
Speaker 1: went to the black Zilla party. I thought you were there,
Speaker 1: so like crazy rich Asians just hownd like he had
Speaker 1: to be with a girl from a good family. Um,
Speaker 1: I actually got this map, this world map where polygamy
Speaker 1: is like dominant in You see what country? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry what continent? Excuse me? Where polygamy is basically legal,
Speaker 1: so it is completely blacked out in the United States, Canada, Canada,
Speaker 1: Mexico and all of South America is black for polygamy
Speaker 1: being illegal and the practice is criminalized, which is why
Speaker 1: it was crazy because when we had Taoming on and
Speaker 1: we actually featured her in the top moments um asking
Speaker 1: her about her relationship because she says that she was
Speaker 1: married but he could have otherwise. But I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: technically in the US of A, I don't think she
Speaker 1: has wives. But like, but she said that we got
Speaker 1: to bring her back. We do because yeah, you ain't
Speaker 1: even I said, is it for tax purposes? Because of
Speaker 1: course I do see marriage as more of a business,
Speaker 1: like for tax cuts and tax breaks, and um, now
Speaker 1: you're forming you know, bank accounts and shipped together, Like
Speaker 1: it's definitely more of a business deal. I mean, I think, Um,
Speaker 1: what I found interesting in the documentary they start to
Speaker 1: talk about the concept of jealousy and like where we
Speaker 1: learned that? And get that far? I gotta watch that,
Speaker 1: And then I got something off the internet that I
Speaker 1: really found interesting. Basically, it conceptualizes the idea that society
Speaker 1: tells us like settling down as adulting. So listen to this.
Speaker 1: In modern day monogamous societies, we've turned dating and marriage
Speaker 1: into free markets where people spend most of their twenties
Speaker 1: trying to multiply partners before they settle down, basically thinking
Speaker 1: like I can't do this once I reached that level.
Speaker 1: I gotta do it right now instead of it being
Speaker 1: just okay, because we've got this idea that when you
Speaker 1: are older, you settle down, you get married. Even though
Speaker 1: you would like to have these experiences, you have to
Speaker 1: get them out of your system now. But it's crazy
Speaker 1: too that we attach marriage to the value of a woman,
Speaker 1: like there's so many women that shame other women who
Speaker 1: don't have rings or well you've never been proposed to,
Speaker 1: or that view themselves as better than or more than
Speaker 1: a woman who maybe does have multiple partners and has
Speaker 1: sex casually and hasn't been kept by a man. I've
Speaker 1: never shamed women for that in a relationship, but I did,
Speaker 1: and I will just be honest for admitting this. Um
Speaker 1: early two. We sometimes pity my friends that were single,
Speaker 1: but this is the first time in my life where
Speaker 1: I can really own my truth and saying like I
Speaker 1: don't want a relationship and what's crazy is I want
Speaker 1: one so bad, But bitch, I don't know one person
Speaker 1: in a happy, healthy, great one. Like they're all getting
Speaker 1: cheated on or they got a broken nigga and they're
Speaker 1: paying all the bills, or like none of my friends
Speaker 1: are even in healthy, happy relationship. I'm sorry to hear
Speaker 1: that my friend not are in good ones. They're just
Speaker 1: seemed very time consuming. Well that's that's that's the that's
Speaker 1: the problem that I have now with the show, with work,
Speaker 1: with us going on tour, with me having to spend
Speaker 1: more time with you, jesus, I feel like bitch. So
Speaker 1: it's like right now, it's literally like I don't have
Speaker 1: time to date, like and you know when people like
Speaker 1: you'll make time for the people that you So I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna like I do, which I'm already trying. If
Speaker 1: I need a dick appointment of two people dick appointment
Speaker 1: yet before this weekend, I have to catch up. I
Speaker 1: have to figure it. I'll be here with you the
Speaker 1: entire month of descent or the end of November and December,
Speaker 1: like I had no time. I had. One weekend was
Speaker 1: Thoso Talk one weekend with thanks to me. The next
Speaker 1: weekend was Thosa Talk. The next week if I was
Speaker 1: been Denver with death. The weekend after that, I was
Speaker 1: in Mexico. Like technically, how was I supposed to? You
Speaker 1: could have got some dick in the Mother Cities because
Speaker 1: that's how I was feeling. Bit I was in Atlanta
Speaker 1: every every weekend for a month straight. Okay, so like
Speaker 1: during the week days when I was here like that
Speaker 1: last busy because we were trying to pre records tons
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Speaker 1: Were it's not necessarily you know, and like just to
Speaker 1: be honest, like keeping my health up, like with the gym,
Speaker 1: Like I know it sounds stupid, but like I have
Speaker 1: to legit commit to that ship, like, that's what I'm doing. Happy.
Speaker 1: I love spin. I'm about to get back and spin.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to that one. No, I like maybe
Speaker 1: that's like fitness, like fitness on wheels a lot more.
Speaker 1: The one where we went and they did like all
Speaker 1: the Beyonce songs or something. Oh my god, Tom Hamlet,
Speaker 1: Yeah he was good. They're like, oh my god. I
Speaker 1: love when he's like and what would beyond ladies? That
Speaker 1: ship is mad fun. I've really wanted to do a
Speaker 1: workout with like Patreon listeners because I have so much
Speaker 1: fun to the gym bro, you know, I love me
Speaker 1: a boogie gym class though, Yeah, you'd be going, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I'm like, it's just about to be a
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for five classes. I'm like, why aren't you
Speaker 1: doing class pass because for class paths you can only
Speaker 1: go to the same studio twice a month. No, yea,
Speaker 1: I have about Robin on clas Pass for a year
Speaker 1: and a half. This is what you do. They've now
Speaker 1: changed the credit system to basically you can go three
Speaker 1: times a month and if you want to go again,
Speaker 1: they charge you a little more. It's still less than
Speaker 1: booking through the site, we see you know, to doing me,
Speaker 1: and you'd be sitting here and saying you in Orlando
Speaker 1: getting Florida prices. I can't do that anymore because you
Speaker 1: got to change. And they were like, ma'am, we know
Speaker 1: it's the same. First and last night I got a
Speaker 1: full on email. Yeah I'm sure. Oh so something interesting.
Speaker 1: I found that monogamy only happens in animals in response
Speaker 1: to the threat of babies being killed by rival men. Basically, yeah,
Speaker 1: when a man would want I guess, like animals sit
Speaker 1: stuck together for children in and like they basically killed
Speaker 1: the babies so you can go and suck them. They
Speaker 1: found that in chimpanzees. Crazy as fuck, but I also
Speaker 1: think it was funny. We ended up um reading or
Speaker 1: or in the documentary they were mentioning how sex started
Speaker 1: to become more for pleasure and not for reproduction. Um,
Speaker 1: which I think leads to why casual sex is such
Speaker 1: a thing now. We are having sex more now to
Speaker 1: enjoy sex. The thing that we read that said, um,
Speaker 1: only bonobos and humans are the ones that have sex
Speaker 1: face because they have sex to bond. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: thought that that was really interesting. I also want to
Speaker 1: let you all know, if y'all want to look more
Speaker 1: into this weird ship, like, here's a fun fact um.
Speaker 1: Male seahorses are the ones who carry to term for
Speaker 1: the babies. They're the ones who um get pregnant. So
Speaker 1: I wish our niggas could get pregnant, bit, but I
Speaker 1: don't think a baby could come out of a dick hole, right,
Speaker 1: that would kind of hurt, Like that's not y'all. Ain't
Speaker 1: got enough skin for a baby to be pushed out
Speaker 1: of dick hole. What if a baby had to go
Speaker 1: down the canal of a dick? I can't wait. We
Speaker 1: have a mom until walk through child, but like real
Speaker 1: walk through, like shifting a baby out of your pussy, honestly,
Speaker 1: and I don't want it. We're gonna. I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about that. We got to it's like, what
Speaker 1: who are we guys? The next solo episode? We do
Speaker 1: oh found this very interesting. There is not one species
Speaker 1: where homosexual behavior was not existent. It's all been seen,
Speaker 1: even in all gay y'all. So y'all got to stop
Speaker 1: being home moreover, A part of the d minimal kingdom
Speaker 1: is more truly bisexual than humans. They got to just
Speaker 1: go back and forth. And get their horny ship going.
Speaker 1: Like I said, it holds a whole. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: do find that very interesting, just to show that it
Speaker 1: can be natural to want someone out. Like people say,
Speaker 1: it's so unnatural. It's such a societal thing that we
Speaker 1: think even down to Like you know, I'm reading this
Speaker 1: book which is st feminists talking about how a slut
Speaker 1: shaming is even something we've been taught to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean, shi, y'all see here and don't want
Speaker 1: to like white people, white people and all the people
Speaker 1: who colonize. The goddamn Us of a is the one
Speaker 1: who taught us monogamy through Christianity. So I will say,
Speaker 1: if you'll don't like the colonizers, we should all just
Speaker 1: be non monogamous. Well, I say, that's let's go against
Speaker 1: the colonizers here. I mean, we're obviously more intelligent of
Speaker 1: a species, right. But I will say, I, um, I
Speaker 1: like being monogamous, Like I said, I want to try
Speaker 1: ad and I do get feelings of jealousy, but I
Speaker 1: also like sucking other people. So I really toy with
Speaker 1: that a lot, and I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: men do. They just don't know how to communicate that,
Speaker 1: Like and we've said that a lot like I don't
Speaker 1: know what exactly what you just said is what a
Speaker 1: lot of men feel like. I want to be in
Speaker 1: a relationship. I like the monogamous aspect of it to
Speaker 1: where I can have these feelings with you, but I
Speaker 1: just want to suck other people sometimes, And unfortunately we're
Speaker 1: just not warranted the respect of a man being honest
Speaker 1: with us up front saying that that's what they want.
Speaker 1: And unfortunately, men, while that may be something that you
Speaker 1: think we'll scare someone away, there are women. Look, we're
Speaker 1: two and there. We've had a ton of guests on
Speaker 1: who are into swinging. To mention our guests, you might
Speaker 1: think are want in a million people writing us and oh,
Speaker 1: our emails are flooded with bitches like yo, how can
Speaker 1: I bring someone into the bedroom with me? Or I'm
Speaker 1: scared to communicate this to my guy. So as much
Speaker 1: as y'all are out here just sucking, humiliating us, and
Speaker 1: betraying us with cheating, if you're just more upfront and
Speaker 1: to listen, I want to date you, I want to
Speaker 1: be with you, but I probably can't only fuck you,
Speaker 1: but say that. People that say men that are like, oh,
Speaker 1: what dude wouldn't want his girl to girl. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. When I was with my ex one
Speaker 1: that left me for Jesus, love with my life, he
Speaker 1: had a reason with me and told me like after
Speaker 1: like because I wanted more. He was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know why he wants me to like share you with
Speaker 1: someone else. Like he was truly monogamous but very religious,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I don't want to do this.
Speaker 1: I love you and I want you to want me.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I do want you with the side
Speaker 1: of plus, we'll see. And that's my problem. I've I
Speaker 1: have been in threesomes, but I've realized that it's something
Speaker 1: that my partner will have to probably I'll probably do
Speaker 1: a threesome more so for him. But when I want pussy,
Speaker 1: I only want pussy. When I want dick, I want dick.
Speaker 1: So I don't really crave threesomes with a woman. I
Speaker 1: might want two dicks. I ain't even gonna hold you know.
Speaker 1: Like when I want to be with a woman, I
Speaker 1: want to be with a woman. When I want to
Speaker 1: be with a man, I want to be with a man.
Speaker 1: So the idea of a threesomeman having both at the
Speaker 1: same time, it's my preference. So when men do know
Speaker 1: that I'm bisexual, know that I deal with women, they
Speaker 1: think it's sucking Jack pop for threesomes, And in real life,
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, I really don't even like threesomes because
Speaker 1: I'm not penetrated enough because now I gotta share this
Speaker 1: dick with another pussy and there's just see, I like
Speaker 1: penetration a whole lot. Well, this male is really interesting.
Speaker 1: This was a girl that came to Zozo Talk and
Speaker 1: like legit asked this question. I said, you need to
Speaker 1: write the email, okay, because this is fucking insane what
Speaker 1: she say. So we have the subject as having a
Speaker 1: baby with my ex. Of My ex and I were
Speaker 1: together for six years. We broke up when I was
Speaker 1: twenty two, stopped talking for about a year or two,
Speaker 1: and then he reconnected back again. He and I are
Speaker 1: now best friends. We're both in separate relationships. I've been
Speaker 1: with my boyfriend for six months. He's been with his
Speaker 1: girlfriend over a year. Prior to entering my current relationship
Speaker 1: with my ex, I was planning for a baby. We
Speaker 1: both went to a fertility specialist to ensure that we
Speaker 1: are both able to have children. Both tested for STDs
Speaker 1: and genetic disorders. I even had my tubes explored just
Speaker 1: in case. Um, I want to pursue motherhood as planned
Speaker 1: with my ex, but now that I'm in a relationship,
Speaker 1: some people are calling me selfish and think I should stop.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts if it matters? I'm thirty, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and we're pushing pursuing IVF. Although my ex wants to
Speaker 1: go the cheap way and have sex, I'd rather keep
Speaker 1: it simple without any extras. So basically she has a
Speaker 1: wage that sounds crazy. So and once I have a
Speaker 1: baby her ex, I told her she was absolutely insane.
Speaker 1: I told her that I felt like it was, like
Speaker 1: I said, selfish to its very relationship with someone. And
Speaker 1: then I hate to say like this, but have the
Speaker 1: nerve to like be like, I'm not gonna let this grow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck my ex because I know he's gonna
Speaker 1: be a great part. Do you want to know what's crazy?
Speaker 1: So this was brought to me before. So I was
Speaker 1: talking to a guy. Um, well, so this is a
Speaker 1: guy who I really really really really liked. Um I'll
Speaker 1: call him Canada because he's Canadian and we were super
Speaker 1: into each other. This was Oh god, it had to
Speaker 1: be maybe three to four years ago now, because it
Speaker 1: was right before I went to Singapore. So right before
Speaker 1: I went to Singapore, I spent like a week with
Speaker 1: him in Chicago. Like I was like, okay, Like we're
Speaker 1: gonna make this happen. He was at the point of
Speaker 1: his life where he wanted more kids, he was making
Speaker 1: good money, and I was like, well, bitch, I'm just
Speaker 1: starting school. It was right before I was going to
Speaker 1: study abroad, so I was only in my second year
Speaker 1: of college and we had that talk. And so he
Speaker 1: had one kid already. He had a seven year old
Speaker 1: and the relationship with the baby mom was so bad
Speaker 1: in the beginning that he was a single dad, and
Speaker 1: while when he went overseas um, the daughter stayed with
Speaker 1: his mom. So when we had this conversation about other kids,
Speaker 1: he let me know that he didn't want to go
Speaker 1: through the baby mama drama with anyone else in the
Speaker 1: sense that he did with his first baby mom. So
Speaker 1: he said, if I have another child, I would want
Speaker 1: it with her, but I don't want to be with her.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, so, I'm just supposed to be okay
Speaker 1: with you impregnating your ex, even though you're telling me
Speaker 1: you don't want to be with her. He hated her
Speaker 1: because she was still terrible, but it was so like
Speaker 1: traumatic to him at all of the drama that they
Speaker 1: had for like the first four years of the daughter.
Speaker 1: He's like, I couldn't imagine doing that with another woman,
Speaker 1: And that's literally what he said. And I was like, no, like,
Speaker 1: you're really gonna sit here and keep yourself from having
Speaker 1: and growing up family with someone else because of the
Speaker 1: traumatic experience you had with your first baby mom. Out
Speaker 1: of the normal, she wasn't She didn't seem crazy and
Speaker 1: like people were like right in the audience and she
Speaker 1: was just like, look, like I'm an adult. Is there
Speaker 1: an emotional attachment to the X? That's what I would.
Speaker 1: I think she really believes he would be a great
Speaker 1: partner to have a like co parent with, Like she
Speaker 1: believes that I ain't gonna lie. I'm fucking one ding
Speaker 1: it now, and he's so great of a dad. I'm like, Dawn,
Speaker 1: I would let you probably I have a kid for you.
Speaker 1: You you're a nice daddy, so like I could get
Speaker 1: I could get that, but I can't get wanting to
Speaker 1: fucking like you have a way, Ford like, be out
Speaker 1: of it. To me, you need to get out of
Speaker 1: the relationship. That's exactly what I think. And you're not,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why don't like, I don't understand. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Here's my advice to you. I think that
Speaker 1: you should explore with your current guy you're dating another
Speaker 1: six months. It's only been six months. Maybe maybe give
Speaker 1: it a year until you decide that you would really
Speaker 1: want to jeopardize your relationship potentially by fucking your ex
Speaker 1: having a baby with you lie, you know what. I think?
Speaker 1: This is like typical movie ship. So the ex may
Speaker 1: really be into his new girlfriend, and she has all
Speaker 1: these emotional attachments to him because they were together for
Speaker 1: six years, which since she was in middle school, I
Speaker 1: assume she said they broke up at twenty two. They
Speaker 1: were together for six years. I did the math real quick.
Speaker 1: It's like sixteen. Okay, so maybe high school. But I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe she's more attached to him than really
Speaker 1: what he is. So he's not wanting to leave the girlfriend,
Speaker 1: and she's just like, well, let me have this forever
Speaker 1: attachment to you, because right now he's not leaving that
Speaker 1: girlfriend he's been with for a year, So she's possibly
Speaker 1: just in this other relationship to make it seem like
Speaker 1: I've moved on. We're just friends. You don't know if
Speaker 1: that's true, because she ain't sounding like she wanted to
Speaker 1: be with him. I'll be real, I didn't get that
Speaker 1: energy like she wanted him. I'm gonna tell you a
Speaker 1: lot of people think a baby you'll keep them. A
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of women are out here thinking
Speaker 1: that if I have a baby with you, you're gonna
Speaker 1: want me more. There's a lot of I don't want
Speaker 1: to call them revenge babies, but women will strategically get
Speaker 1: pregnant by a man and keep the baby. Friend my
Speaker 1: Latina excuse me, Hispanic friends baby acting like that dog.
Speaker 1: They think they'd be like, well, what's he gonna do
Speaker 1: when I have another baby? Way him? He's gonna still
Speaker 1: suck up the access with this girl. They had so
Speaker 1: many kids, were her nigga? And I'm like, bitch, you
Speaker 1: just told me all he doesn't drive uber you keep
Speaker 1: getting pregnant? Why no, it's and it's it's because I
Speaker 1: feel like when women don't feel like they have a
Speaker 1: man all the way, that baby is an attachment. Like, bro,
Speaker 1: you're stuck with me for at least eighteen years. My nigga, like,
Speaker 1: you're not going anywhere, even if it's not emotionally. And
Speaker 1: that's my my issue and dilemma were dealing with men
Speaker 1: with with with baby moms. They always go back and
Speaker 1: then it's raw pussy. You really ain't never got to
Speaker 1: use a kind get her. Have you ever heard a
Speaker 1: mom say something like she's enjoyed like a coffee at
Speaker 1: a star But like, I got time to myself. I
Speaker 1: had this moment where I got to be by myself.
Speaker 1: But you think I'm about to have somebody on my
Speaker 1: fucking nen just to keep a nigga. No, but I
Speaker 1: smelling ship on subway, let alone babyship with all them
Speaker 1: nutrients coming out. Bitch. I was with my home girl.
Speaker 1: I was with my homegirl for the holidays, and I said,
Speaker 1: you gotta wake up and cook all them breakfast, and
Speaker 1: she um three and then also her niece was there,
Speaker 1: so it was just like, bitch, you gotta cook. And
Speaker 1: she got a man and he eats like the amount
Speaker 1: of all the kids. So I'm like, but you gotta
Speaker 1: wake up early and cook for all these mothers. Man,
Speaker 1: there's a lot I'll pass. She works. She don't need
Speaker 1: a job with all them kids, and that may not
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think she doesn't. You don't need
Speaker 1: to kids posted a goddamn mean about excited about W
Speaker 1: two's I said, bitch, you know what a W two is.
Speaker 1: Don't be out here posting means for the I really
Speaker 1: believe that when women take care of a home like that,
Speaker 1: like I, it's such a job. It's a all of
Speaker 1: the women who do work and take care of the
Speaker 1: household and still do laundry, do the dishes, clean the
Speaker 1: house and cook. Bro, i'd be looking at superhero else.
Speaker 1: I told her that. I said, man, you're a real
Speaker 1: like superhero. I was in awe, but she was getting
Speaker 1: his clothes ready, had to get the kids ready. We
Speaker 1: went to like. I was like, Bro, I was with
Speaker 1: dub in Denver, shout out to you know, I visited
Speaker 1: every year in Denver and her son JJ, and like
Speaker 1: we were so fucked up tonight before and I hear
Speaker 1: her getting up to go through school work with him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's my nigger, bro, Like you are really
Speaker 1: sitting with this nigger. And she she looked me in
Speaker 1: the face and was like like she was dying. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do it anymore, and like just bouncing into
Speaker 1: mom mode and I don't get it. And I asked
Speaker 1: her and she was like, girl, it just comes natural.
Speaker 1: And I was like, bitch, doesn't one of my favorite
Speaker 1: like when she had her baby, she didn't get epidural.
Speaker 1: She was like the slaves did it, And I wanted
Speaker 1: to feel him come out of me. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: So she was already on some next level mom. He
Speaker 1: felt it coming, but also a pleasure of pain. I
Speaker 1: like a little pain when he big as dicks. That's
Speaker 1: why like baby dicks. I like pain. You think that
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Speaker 1: you for listening. So horridle decisions. This has been Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: another episode of horrible decisions. Go get some dick back.
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes I want to tell people you're
Speaker 1: straight when they ask, because you don't date men like
Speaker 1: Vinny or Christopher or himself. We're calling James queer. But
Speaker 1: he has told all these stories about sucking women and
Speaker 1: having an ex wife, Like, yeah, how does that start
Speaker 1: to happen? How are you like, have you always like
Speaker 1: how did that happen? Um? I mean it's something that
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily like to talk about explicitly, because that's
Speaker 1: not something I'm even that sure about in some ways,
Speaker 1: and I feel like it's it's kind of a gray area,
Speaker 1: like and I've kind of come and it's something that I,
Speaker 1: you know, I wasn't sure about that's kind of how
Speaker 1: it came about. I grew up thinking I was straight
Speaker 1: almost you know, being afraid like in the church culture
Speaker 1: I grew up on, and people were like, you know,
Speaker 1: you be afraid, like don't get into sex stuff and
Speaker 1: looking at porn and all this stuff you could turn
Speaker 1: out gay. And like that was the thing. They're like,
Speaker 1: don't masturbate, you'll you'll get used to, you know, touching
Speaker 1: a dick, and then you'll be attracted to that, and
Speaker 1: then you'll be gay. And I was like yeah, And
Speaker 1: that was definitely like messages that you know, we were
Speaker 1: told as a kid, how long did it take you
Speaker 1: to masturbate? I don't know. I was I was like
Speaker 1: very sheltered and raised and homeschooled and not raised around
Speaker 1: a lot of other kids. So I didn't really even
Speaker 1: figure out masturbation until I was like sixteen. Wo Yeah,
Speaker 1: did it like surprising? Yes? It was? It like like
Speaker 1: you stumbled upon it or someone told you to look. No,
Speaker 1: I stumbled upon it. I was just like watching like
Speaker 1: my parents were like out of the house for a second.
Speaker 1: I was by myself for a second, and so I
Speaker 1: turned on the TV and it was like entertainment tonight,
Speaker 1: either some special on Pamela Anderson or like illustrated Wisdom. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't never had capable We never even had basic cable.
Speaker 1: I would watch like a limidate. Sometimes it was bad,
Speaker 1: I would I would watch. I would watch fucking uh.
Speaker 1: I would watch like soap operas and ship just because
Speaker 1: like that was a lot to me. My mom was
Speaker 1: so like strict about like seeing any kind of nudity
Speaker 1: or anything your mom. My mom she would take the
Speaker 1: newspapers when they came in and take all of the
Speaker 1: ads for with like underwear ads even like camart and stuff,
Speaker 1: and take that ship out. And when she wouldn't, I
Speaker 1: would find it. I want to stop you for a second,
Speaker 1: just to give you guys context. James's mom, Um, I
Speaker 1: would say, has very bohemian hip, be kind of vibe.
Speaker 1: Look okay right now. So it's hard to hear this
Speaker 1: because I came over and I was like talking about
Speaker 1: how I would have had to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and like she's like, oh my god, I've got a
Speaker 1: squatty pott. It's great. I'm like, you gotta what. She
Speaker 1: takes my hand, dragged me up the stairs, sits on
Speaker 1: the toilet, shows me how to use it. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can use it. After dinner, she was so dope.
Speaker 1: I said fuck like a lot. I think I talked
Speaker 1: about maybe sex a few times, and his mom was
Speaker 1: so chill. Also Thanksgiving last year, when my mom was
Speaker 1: mad that your mama made better black beans and rice,
Speaker 1: she wasn't having it. I mean, you're only cutting up
Speaker 1: niggas now that she met at a gay bar. So
Speaker 1: from that, it doesn't really matter. I can literally take
Speaker 1: tips out of a newspaper and I will still somehow
Speaker 1: be sucking a girl to split on. So okay, the
Speaker 1: newspapers were going away, you stumbled upon it, it happened.
Speaker 1: Did you even know what j was when it came
Speaker 1: out of your dick? I mean I figured it out
Speaker 1: at that point. I was like, oh, that's what people
Speaker 1: were talking about. Because actually my parents have been like
Speaker 1: trying to talk to me about masturbation, like you don't
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do it. I was like, oh no, just
Speaker 1: stop talking to me, and and I was like yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and acted like I knew what it was. And but
Speaker 1: then I figured I was like, oh, and then you
Speaker 1: know that it was off of the racist. But it
Speaker 1: was not stop beginning that I mean kind of like
Speaker 1: it was. It was, but I mean it did suck
Speaker 1: because there was so much like shame around it, and
Speaker 1: I would like try to not do it, and I
Speaker 1: would like feel guilty when I did it, like pray
Speaker 1: about it and try to get God to stymember praying.
Speaker 1: And I would like sit awake in my bed like
Speaker 1: all the time, like Okay, I'm just gonna not do it,
Speaker 1: not do it, and like sit away for hours until
Speaker 1: I was gonna suck it and just like jerk off
Speaker 1: and go to sleep. Me like all right now I
Speaker 1: feel bad. I feel bad. I guess I'm not I guys,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be prey to to ask God to
Speaker 1: stop you from jerking off because it was just I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's kind of really in vogue. Um. At
Speaker 1: the Christian high school that I went to for like
Speaker 1: there to be like accountability groups, like six eighteen year
Speaker 1: old like guys getting together to talk about how like
Speaker 1: you know, either they held strong that week or if
Speaker 1: they stumbled and like found pornography or so like this
Speaker 1: is such a new world for me. I wasn't ask
Speaker 1: God for not be pregnant, I was