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Um, and I was about to 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:48.400 invite her over to my place because I'm throwing something 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.440 in my house on the same day, so real. So right, 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:52.200 when y'all think we fight, you no, no, So I 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.480 want to say welcome. You had another episode of horrible Decisions. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.600 You already know who I am, but I wanted I 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.640 like that we started that way because I want you 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:00.560 all to know a bit. Just gotta eat know, Like yo, 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:02.800 I really love the show and y'all are so great 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:05.240 and I put so many people onto you. But there's 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:08.240 just one thing I tell everyone before they started listening 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:10.480 to you guys, that the hosts really don't like each other. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:12.400 And it's like, bitch, what episode are you on? Dirty? 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:15.280 Why do you preface that with introducing people to the show? Right? So, 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:17.440 I said you pussy hole. I didn't respond. I didn't 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:19.280 call a pussy hole. What I wanted to know? I 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:22.760 was like, I said, responds right now, because it's just like, Bro, 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.400 we've gone through therapy, we're working together, we're going on tour. 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:27.600 We're not sharing the same room. I'll tell you that 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.680 we still are. We aren't that close where we're like, yeah, 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.960 we can split a room together. Nope, but we're going 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:35.280 in like Houston or something. Are we we me? You're 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:36.600 the one who's like I don't mind sharing it. I 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.120 was like, maybe, wait, did did I say that? You did? Oh? 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:40.880 I ain't know, bitch, I've been real nice to you. 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:43.040 I don't. I don't. I don't care either way. I 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.639 don't plan on like kind of like, oh, I don't 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.519 have dick in none of these cities, so I don't 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:53.000 know maybe Chicago now ho hey um oh but go ahead, yeah, 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:55.160 Like I'll be honest with you. I saw that email 0:02:55.200 --> 0:03:00.840 and where it bothered me too. I I hone in 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.000 so much on negative comments and it really funks with 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:04.919 me and I don't be reading comments that came into 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:08.200 the evening And honestly, some of the funnest episodes I've 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:11.520 had with you, I've seen people say we're fighting and like, 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:15.040 that's fighting. That's really how we talk in real life. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:18.880 So I think that's just no, because yeah, there's and 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.880 I don't know if you guys have seen different. When 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.480 our episode was Sharona's, people were like talking about how 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:26.959 we didn't know at the beginning. Bro, someone even I 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:30.079 did and I was like, Bro, that was a fun episode. 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:33.160 We talked ship to each other. We banter, Yes, I 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:36.600 don't it isn't. I mean, I don't know what like 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:39.840 we're doing. Maybe it's worse than we maybe we're used 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:43.120 to it. Well, let me preface this by saying you 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:47.280 and I are very different. So you guys listen to 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:51.800 this podcast. Yes, we're both open and exploring ourselves and 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.120 sex and hole ship and all that stuff. So I 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:56.480 feel like people expect us to be so much more 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.240 like than what we really are. We really are two 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:00.480 different people in the way we have our friendships, in 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.240 the way we have sex, and who we fuck, Like 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.360 you know what I mean? Like I don't like pink dick, 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.920 and then you're more submissive, I'm more dominant. There's just 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.120 a really there is a balance, and I think that 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:12.400 while a lot of you guys appreciate it and notice 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:14.720 the two differences, there's a lot of y'all that still 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:16.680 just don't let us be girls. I listened to the 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.320 Joe Button podcast. I listened to Brilliant It. It's a 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.720 lot of the podcast with men, bitch. They go at 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.040 each other the whole goddamn showing. Y'all just love it. 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:27.680 Y'all think it's fun, good playfool man banter. And when 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.840 we do it, you'll be like, oh my god, man, 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:34.280 you're so mean to Wheezy that episode. And she's sensitive. 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:35.800 You need to be more sensitive to how you're talking. 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:37.920 It's just like bitch puts the whole fuck you. I'll 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:40.280 be honest more than they don't know. When Mandy has 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.799 upset me, I'm very vocal to her, like I don't 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.760 express it like maybe because they don't see it online 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:47.360 or anything like that, but I've always sent a text 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:48.960 and I let her know like I'm feeling her or whatever. 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:50.760 It was the same Bitch episode when I told her, 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.520 You're gonna stop bringing up them ball players because I 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:55.120 don't funk them right now. I mean, that's shape. But 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.839 if if if even when she comes at me and 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.880 says jokes where I'm like, okay, bit, you've joked on 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:02.520 that too much. We have talked about let's tale down 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.159 on the jokes. So why y'all be wanting to be 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:09.800 sensitive for us? I don't know. It's it's not worrying 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:11.960 about how I was talking to my therapist, Um, I 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.279 hadn't spoke to him in a while, and he was like, 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.040 tell me how it's going with Mandy, Like, how are 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.080 you guys feeling? How are you guys getting along? I 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:19.919 was like, oh, even, like this is not why I 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:24.279 called you, like I I don't know. I guess maybe, 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.919 And really in my head it's like I think it 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.480 happened Thanksgiving, like when I was like, I'm not thinking 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:31.800 about anything. I'm just not like I don't have any 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.400 time for it. Someone sent me a d M like 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:36.360 how y'all let her check your g like that, saying 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.120 you're on you pussy, And I'm just like, bro, what 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:39.719 do you want me to do? Come across the table 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:44.040 like I've done this show for two years with this person. Yeah, frankly, 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:48.039 nothing was new that day, not on some root ship 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:51.440 like Mandy always comes for me. But like I kind 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.720 of feel like it's Lokey become the dynamic and I 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:57.560 don't care. It's also stupid because so so what that 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:00.679 episode that's sorry, not episode, but what that even touched 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.080 almost like, oh my god, when Mandy says she doesn't 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:07.080 believe you eat pussy, that's so shameful. First off, something 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.159 that many of you, since we do have so many 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:11.960 new listeners, I will let you guys know Weathy and 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:13.560 I have known each other since we were like fifteen 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:18.200 years old. At about twenty one, we did go five 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:22.040 years without talking, and so during that time, Wheezy has 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:24.279 even said that's the time in her life where she 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:27.920 started dealing with women more. I wasn't present for that. Yeah, 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.039 And so when I knew Weezy back when she was 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.040 sucking Jamaican niggas, she wasn't eat you know, pussy at 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.920 the same time. So I literally still know Wheezy from 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:40.240 when we were fucking fifteen to twenty still exploring our 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:42.839 own selves. So that time frame where she began dealing 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:45.680 with women, I wasn't present something to me I just 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:48.600 thought about kind of really got me upset. I was 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:52.240 in Mexico, I was on live. I was having a 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:55.440 great time talking to everybody about their holidays. And this 0:06:55.520 --> 0:07:00.000 dude wrote in there and said, Mandy just posted uh 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:05.520 uh a thirst trap. Like, what are you gonna do now? What? No, no, no, 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:08.840 let me tell you something. I said, bro or he said, oh, oh, 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:10.880 she's trying to come for your neck, That's what he said. 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:12.080 I said, let me tell you something. He said, what 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.160 are you gonna do? Because I'm looking, I'm like, you 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:18.960 think that because someone looks beautiful in a picture that now, 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:23.080 like I have to be mad because Mandy is posting 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:26.080 pictures where she feels good. I mean, you've always been pretty, 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:28.800 but if you feel good like now, I'm going to 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:32.680 be mad that no shade to you. But like if 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:34.800 Mandy posted pictures like this old day and let's say 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:38.200 I never post another thought pick we split our money 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.600 for the show, and if Nick if these tides getting 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:50.200 bitch no, not like that audience is trying to pickure 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:54.320 that when we both post pictures where we're feeling cute, 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:56.600 and I want to say I think that as an 0:07:56.600 --> 0:08:00.120 attacking is fucking ship for y'all to think for a 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:05.080 second that someone being excited about their body means that 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:08.360 the other person has to feel and threatened or whatever 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:12.400 like the terrible thing. And I really really was angry, 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:14.320 and I tried to like hold it fucking back, but 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:18.160 I was like, what then, what then? What how should 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.160 we should boss to be putting up? Thirst trap? I 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:23.280 love everything that Cardie is saying right now because about 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:27.160 what like just how she was happier when she didn't 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:30.040 have all the fame and the money, because like even 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:32.320 you and I like, we're getting to the point where 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:34.800 people are noticing us when we go out like which 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:39.640 we want hbo um, but also on lives and in 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.800 our emails. We are now subject to so many people's 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:48.040 opinions on bullshit. And one of my New Year's resolutions 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:51.160 is responding to less than one troll a week. That 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.559 means if I can't stop, I will, but I just 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:56.280 delete him now. Like there's people, especially with my weight loss, 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.800 which I hate. Um, there's so many people telling me 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:02.120 you look better, skinny. Bro. Let me tell you something 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:06.000 I wanted to bring up. I can't believe happens. I 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:10.079 posted this picture of me and a bikini, and um, 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.560 I was just my mom in the picture, and this 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:14.920 dude wrote me and asked where my hips were. And 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:17.600 it's like, obviously I feel pretty in this picture. Right 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:19.880 now you want to shoot on me? Yeah, And it's 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:22.360 men that do it. There's men right now telling me 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.560 don't lose anymore. You were, you look better, chunkier. I 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:31.080 miss you bigger now. And it's what's crazy is it's well, 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:35.400 I got straight. No, it's terrible. I I hate it, 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.280 And I don't know why men do it like that. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:41.720 I don't think you guys realize the amount of pressures 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.400 that go on to women, regardless of our bodies, even 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:46.600 just looking at all of these other women, and where 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:48.480 we feel like we should be and what we're lacking 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.160 in and the altering of our bodies. Ship I just 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.640 had weight loss surgery, bit you didn't have titties, Like, 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.000 there's so much that we already deal with ourselves that 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.320 when we are feeling good and maybe want to post 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:00.600 a picture in a bikini or lingerie, like, we don't 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:03.480 need you telling us you Like, I don't know if 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.600 I posted a picture. Obviously I think I'm pretty by 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:09.160 the way I posted a picture of an author. She's 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:11.000 gonna come on, I don't know, in a week or two. 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.760 I'm so excited with this book. And this girl writes 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:17.319 the hoods wow with hard eyes, your titties looks so real. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.640 I saw that comment dog that she got on nerve, 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:21.360 and I'm gonna tell you why, because I'm like so 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:23.840 open about my surgery and like talking about it because 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.120 I don't keep up questions and ship like that. And 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:29.320 I'm like, that's not a compliment, and I really did 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.960 all at the If someone writes and says, your ass 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.840 looks so real, your hair looks so real, it's not 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.080 a compliment. Just because I tell you about my breast 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:39.800 doesn't mean you need to throw them in my face 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.960 when you feel like it. And I think that like 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:44.960 people really feel like because we're open, they can just 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.640 say whatever the fun they want. And no ever since 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.640 I jump said and know every sex I jumped in 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:53.800 that Mexican water bitch, I revitalized my energy. I swear 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:56.640 to god. I read a comment on YouTube about how 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:59.000 someone how much someone hated me while I was on 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.000 the beach, and it was almost hard to read because 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.360 the sun was in my iPhone and kind of blocking it, 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:05.720 and right as the Mohedo came up to me, I 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:08.719 was like, oh, I don't have time for I don't know. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:10.600 I'm not gonna lie. I'm glad. I don't know if 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:12.480 you did it, but to put the settings to where 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:15.400 YouTube comments don't come to our emails anymore, because so 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:18.320 I checked the emails a lot, and so we were 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.840 getting the YouTube comments to our emails and I'm really 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.800 good with responding back to people. We get a ton 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:27.680 of ship from our emails and so bitch, when I 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.439 saw that we wasn't getting them anymore, I said, who 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.840 was this god? Because I didn't do this, but the 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:35.680 YouTube comments are so mean, especially regarding how we look 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:39.160 our hair, my weight, me getting smaller, weezy getting bigger 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.520 or what or like, and it's ridiculous. And we swapped weight, 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:49.160 but no, like Saronas said that. So if you guys 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:54.800 listen to whatever Drow. So Drow said on the Patriot episode. 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:56.960 We was talking about how we don't even really talk 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.400 to the same guys because guys that like you don't 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:01.600 like me. And he was like, well, what about now, 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.319 because then you're about to say side. I was like, Oh, 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.680 you're right, dude, it's crazy, Like, yeah, I got to 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.600 go diving in my legs came from working they got 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:12.360 bigger from working out. I don't know how that happy. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.800 That's why I don't like but no, I was thinking 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.080 about something. I actually turned off the YouTube comments because 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.000 I read something really rude about the both of us, 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:20.880 and I was like, I don't even want it came 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:22.360 in at like seven am. I was like, I don't 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.120 even want her to see this, so I would start 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:28.640 deleting comments, and then like I realized, if I'm deleting 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.439 comments so that Mandy or me both don't see them anymore, 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:33.199 I'm just going to turn them off. Just turn it 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.000 off because I won't go on to YouTube to read 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:37.600 you'll ship. So just so you know, YouTube vier ship 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:42.839 you're talking to yourself. Baby, Hey, we an'll see you 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:46.800 think YouTube is so there's so mean because they're not 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:50.560 like it's not like Instagram where like you can like 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:52.320 see their Like YouTube is like what I click on 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:55.040 your email prof Like it's really like nothing. It's really 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:58.280 like anonymous, really it is. It's fucking stupid. Y'all are angry, 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.960 but here's your fucking video for the week. Yeah, I'll 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:04.400 be real with you. If I didn't work like nine 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:06.640 when we come to the studio, I would really try 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:09.120 more for YouTube. But that's the thing, and I don't 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:11.680 think people realize. Not only do we pre record and 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:14.600 do multiple episodes in one day, which clearly y'all should 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:17.720 understand this ship we'll be having the same outfit where 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:21.959 this bitch dummies, but we do come after working sucking 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:23.640 an eight hour ship. So bitch I didn't even go 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:25.080 a lie. Because the cameras was here, bitch I had 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:26.839 to put an eyebrow on seeing the camera was facing 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:28.920 this way because this eyebrows ain't really all the way there, 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:32.160 so put some eyebrows on your eyebrows all the way then. 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:33.960 So I got a micro blade in and when they 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:37.080 micro bladed, they shaped my eyebrow. So my eyebrow line 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:39.680 really right here. But the micro blade is up here 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:42.439 and it like disappears. One of my resolutions is to 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:45.200 put castor oil on my eyebrows. I want to, like 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:49.480 Crystal has awesome, really thick, thick, thick eyebrows just getting microblade. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:52.080 But hey, if any of you guys microblade, I'm here 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:56.480 for you. Witch just six So I will do it, bitch. 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.360 I will support your business. If y'all want a micro 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.800 bladies brows, Thank you baby. Someone wrote me and offered 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:04.320 me some weave, and I said, oh, honey, I'm just 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:06.600 gonna be honest with you. I don't really do my hair. 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:08.720 Like I'll go to gym. You're gonna get three good 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:12.120 picks the first week. Hope. Don't want your name my ship. 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:15.520 I would like to shout shout out shop Primetime Hair, 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:20.080 my friend DeAndre, who is Dion Sanders daughter and amazing, 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.640 and my homegirl m J. I am sponsored for the 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.040 year by Prime Time Hair. So if y'all like my 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.120 little locks and ship, just know y'all can go ahead 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:29.400 and get your bundles from them. So I got some 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:31.800 hair sent to me, and I told her that she 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:33.760 should wait on doing ads with me because I was like, 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:37.360 I really don't. I don't do my hair. I don't. 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.520 The truth is she hasn't gotten a hot flight iron yet. Sorry, 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:45.520 Andrew is one. I just like, go to the gym 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.600 and then the second it sweats, it poofs, and then 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.160 when I wear my natural hair is just like it 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.840 poofs even more and it looks crazy. So I just don't. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.200 I do my hair for live shows and dates, not YouTube. 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:58.520 But if I quit my job, I will look cute 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.640 for you guys. Stop talking about this quick. So somebody, 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:02.840 you don't want the pressure on me, because when you 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:04.880 quit your job, you're gonna have time. Let's do like 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:06.840 ten episodes a month, and I would be like, no, baby, girl, 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:09.920 I'll still work. I don't know what you know, you 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:12.760 know what it is. I've been really might be by people, girl, 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.560 people I met on vacation that have lived on less 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:19.400 savings than I have, and I'm like, wow, like I 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:21.800 guess what. I'm still building mine. So I'm not quitting 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:24.480 my job anytime. So I also, student loans just started. 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:27.160 I feel like a whole ass adult student line. Loan 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:29.920 payment just came back. I have forty six thousand and 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:31.920 student loans. No how much you pay a month, bitch, 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.000 I did it for the low, like to seven and 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.480 one a month, but that's almost three months. I also 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:39.840 now I'm also now about to pay double my rent 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:42.320 for what I'm used to. And so my goal I'll 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.600 sit here and just say this, So financially, my goal 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:47.320 is to get fifteen thousand and savings I'll sit here 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:49.280 and say, I'll sit here and say, what's the thing 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.680 that I say what because you all you say is 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:55.240 I'll sit here and say and tell you that you like, 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.800 I will sit here and say hold even to go 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:00.960 hold your bitch. That's when I'm saying, that's me, that's 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:07.120 I'm gonna I'm gonna let you. Um but what do 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:10.400 you know the song? No? Well, anyways, I'm focused on 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:13.280 on building my credit, getting my savings up, and also 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:16.680 having a good like a good amount of money in 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:19.040 my checking account. So, bitch, while a you talking about 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.320 quit your job, I'm at least there for another six months. 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:23.840 Based on my bitch, we paid ourselves out from the 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:25.520 live shows. I wish I knew that ship right before 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:27.560 Mexico because that was buying. I already know you was 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:29.840 you was popping bottles, huh, all the little poor kids. 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:34.480 I was like, straight, you know what, Like I've had 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:36.680 Christmas presents from my followers, and I tried to do 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:41.120 ten people and then like I didn't know where a 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:42.920 lot more than I would have done if we didn't 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.280 pay ourselves out. Then some I'm a little mad, but 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:49.080 you know what, whatever I'm I'm not I just felt 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:52.200 I was just really in a giving mood a and 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:55.360 be like, there's all these kids with candy and ship 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:56.800 and they know what they do when they sit they 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:59.560 looking only then you were thinking sissons about to pay 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:03.760 a portion at this friend so they I'm really trying 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:06.159 to get her to move here, bro, that's crazy, Like 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:08.800 you sound crazy. I just want her to I know 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:11.680 you lonely, now, that's what it is. You need some friends. 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:15.400 Were gonna that's why you ask me, Andrew. I'm coming 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.160 to support you at your show, Alex. Let's hang out. 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:21.600 We gotta get you some more friends, someones you don't fuck, like, 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:25.760 not that you know you don't suck them. I don't 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:29.320 like that, but I'm saying, like all of the girls 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:30.720 that you hang with, like for the people that I 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:34.480 know you do hang with, I hang with g Gila Charte, 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:40.800 who else? Collette girls, and you don't, I don't. I'm 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.240 doing okay, I really just don't. My friends live in Florida, 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:46.680 and like we're just so close and I haven't felt 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:48.320 that close to anyone else. That just doesn't really feel 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:50.800 like I need any right, Well, I told you my 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.920 roommate left, so I have all of these bonding with 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:55.840 my friends, like friends that I don't feel like I 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:58.320 spend enough time with, like I really loved like I said, um, 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:00.879 I went to the movies with Dustin and just talking 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:03.280 to him, like we have so much in common, and 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:05.480 me and Cutty talk a lot now, like and I'm 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:08.520 just like I want to just those friendships. Yeah, like 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:10.520 I really like that. So I've had a few like 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:13.639 dinners recently with like other podcaster friends, like not just 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:15.239 the first last person I told you about, But that's 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:17.800 kind of surprised me. And I'm like, I think I'm 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:19.679 just trying to figure out like my circle in New York, 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:22.280 for example, I leave every birthday, right every birthday I've 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:24.800 had since I've lived here, I've left, and I keep wondering, 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:26.760 like why, And it's like, oh, because I don't have 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:30.000 friends to come to my party. That's true. I've lived 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:32.800 in the city for three years. I just don't have them. 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:36.399 And I'm fine, uncomfortable with that. But I realized I 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:40.560 don't have friends here. That's why I probably travel so much, 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.480 you know what I mean, I could wouldn't I have 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:49.199 friends everywhere. So honestly, two good friends is I feel you. Well, 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:50.760 we're gonna go ahead. Yeah, we're gonna get into the 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:53.639 kink of a week. This is some white people ship 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:56.800 that Wheezy picked out. Jesus Christ, what is this? I 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:59.120 first of all had a girl tell me about this 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:02.240 might be all right? So kicking a week, go ahead 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:06.439 and explain what it is doing? You want me to? Okay? So, guys, 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:09.040 this week the kink of the week is fireplay. I 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:11.240 want to make sure you're listening because you you zoned 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:13.600 out the last episode. I don't need you zone it out. 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:18.120 You're right, you're right. So the gives fireplay? Um, so 0:19:18.160 --> 0:19:20.760 what does fireplay mean? In the b D s M community? 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:24.560 Fireplay the type of sexual play that involves fire near 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:28.600 or directly on a person's skin. This can be done 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:31.280 by placing candles or other flames near a person skin. 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:33.520 Does means blunts? I feel like my use that's only flames. 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:42.080 They be bias like um blunt. This can be done 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:44.920 by placing candles or other flames near a person's skin, 0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:48.159 wiping alcohol on the skin and lighting it. Oh hell no, 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:52.239 tapping the skin with a lit torch, or flogging a 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:55.560 person with a flaming whip, or flogger For obvious reasons. 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:58.439 Fireplay is generally considered to be a type of edge play. 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:01.679 When engaging in fireplay, safety should come first and certain 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:04.120 precautions should be taken. Take your wig off is one 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:06.480 for one, especially if you got that sprits in that 0:20:06.520 --> 0:20:10.320 ship bitch. For instance, fire and flames should not be 0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:13.479 placed close to clothing or hair, good call on that. 0:20:13.800 --> 0:20:16.480 Safe words should be established, and supplies and equipments like 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:19.520 fire blankets, what towels and fire extinguishers should be close 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:23.119 at hand. Now. Oh, I was about to say this 0:20:23.640 --> 0:20:28.520 every time we poured candles and ship, but when I 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:31.199 went to Japan, I saw some fireplay. But um no, 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:33.119 I thought about it because when we were doing the 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:35.960 Best of episode, we had to like listen, re listen 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:38.479 and go through clips and ship like that. And I 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:40.720 was like listening to Rory and we were talking about 0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:44.680 the candle thing, and I was like, what have you called? Well? 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:47.760 Is that not like a wax thing? Because it's the wax, 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:52.359 that's is it? Well? The wax? But like you can 0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:55.200 I don't know, I don't know. Maybe that candles okay, 0:20:55.359 --> 0:20:57.240 I just put candles. Can't get then I found videos 0:20:57.280 --> 0:21:00.800 but litted candles. What are they called it? In candles? 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:04.600 Like when the candle is lit, not litted lit. That's 0:21:04.600 --> 0:21:15.200 what I litted candles lit candles. You litted this. I've 0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:21.040 been this candle. Shut up, God, you know what I'm 0:21:21.040 --> 0:21:23.640 gonna just tell you for a second why I'm gonna 0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:25.760 give you a break. I'm mad because you're about to 0:21:25.800 --> 0:21:27.840 have a whole episode. We've got to do a whole decision. 0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:32.840 So I when I was growing up, I was in 0:21:32.840 --> 0:21:36.480 an A P courses. Right, was so good at English, 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:39.800 but like my math, I was like barely fucking making it. 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:41.760 And I really feel like when you excel in one 0:21:41.800 --> 0:21:45.879 thing sometimes holding both, but you definitely don't excel it. 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:49.200 Do excel at your numbers. I wrote a whole book. 0:21:49.440 --> 0:21:54.040 I excell in English. Okay, different emails are good and 0:21:54.680 --> 0:21:58.080 which when I was creating email in second place in 0:21:58.160 --> 0:22:01.920 a spelling B I used to know, Thank gosh, they 0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:05.000 didn't ask you what words meant because anyways, it doesn't matter. 0:22:05.040 --> 0:22:09.159 I knew the Latin where it came from. What was 0:22:09.200 --> 0:22:12.840 then saying about? So listen, I excel in math and English. 0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:15.880 I don't excel in science and history because I feel 0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:17.560 like it's a lot of bullshit. What was that words? 0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:20.960 You didn't know? Wh when you get turned on libidoho, 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:25.160 I know it now, bitch, I thought it smelt like liberto. 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:28.600 You know, English is the hardest language of all of 0:22:28.640 --> 0:22:35.160 the languages. Because such people learning English, I feel for them. 0:22:35.320 --> 0:22:37.240 We have all of these doing you feel for people 0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:39.960 learning English when the ABC alphabet what about something? There 0:22:39.960 --> 0:22:43.879 are different characters like Japanese for other people, which we 0:22:43.960 --> 0:22:49.040 have a lot of rules in our vocaracters. Tell someone, 0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:51.360 I say, lasagna, How do you not know that there's 0:22:51.400 --> 0:22:55.679 a fucking silent G and bologna belogny like motherfucker blogs 0:22:55.720 --> 0:23:01.879 into me lasagna? Yeah, I guess yeah, like xylophone. You 0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:04.080 know that the egg you know. We'll hold on Spanish people, 0:23:04.880 --> 0:23:09.119 I was supposed to know jo jo as you laughing, No, 0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:15.040 it's isn't it yah yah yas you ain't never seen 0:23:15.440 --> 0:23:19.000 wait it's no, it's ha but there it's age like 0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:24.960 je Juan, I just came back from Mexico. See, so 0:23:25.080 --> 0:23:27.960 when they say ha ha, they sucked in Spanish because 0:23:27.960 --> 0:23:30.639 their rules and then they have the feminine and masculine 0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:35.080 bullshit like a ya oh, I'll tell you right now. 0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:37.399 When the Mexicans were playing with the prices with me, 0:23:37.800 --> 0:23:40.040 it was like I went from trying to speak mass 0:23:40.119 --> 0:23:44.199 that can to Halla. So I was trying to negotiate, 0:23:44.520 --> 0:23:46.960 right of course he was with you Jewish as of course. 0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:49.720 So I was trying to buy this poncho, not on 0:23:49.840 --> 0:23:52.760 some like um steal their culture ship. But like it 0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:55.880 was dope. It wasn't like Mexican colors, like I didn't 0:23:55.880 --> 0:23:57.280 want to do anything that was like, you know, is 0:23:57.320 --> 0:23:59.720 you gonna wear that poncho outside of Mexico? It was dope. 0:23:59.760 --> 0:24:01.560 It's it's like really like it's like fleece. It's cool. 0:24:01.840 --> 0:24:04.640 So just telling me it was five, I like, ain't 0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:06.480 that twenty dollars? He's like yeah. I was like, no, 0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:08.399 you ain't paid for twenty dollars for that, and he 0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:13.240 was like no, comprehend I said, you do no whatever 0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:17.040 that means, compay me, don't come put on me by Yeah, 0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:22.440 I said, you'd vante, So I don't pay vante. That's 0:24:22.440 --> 0:24:24.879 what I was saying. My mom was looking at me 0:24:24.920 --> 0:24:28.600 like just please, wayles, bitch. My parents were so I 0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:30.280 didn't let them go in their pockets one time. My 0:24:30.400 --> 0:24:32.720 mom really thinks I'm rich and you really use that 0:24:32.800 --> 0:24:35.400 payout bitch. Well, no, no, no, no, no, Mexico got 0:24:35.480 --> 0:24:37.159 We're about to lead a studio today. She's gonna be like, 0:24:37.200 --> 0:24:40.359 so what are we paying ourselves out for? Mexico is cheap? 0:24:40.560 --> 0:24:42.480 You know what I mean? Like, you go somewhere. I 0:24:42.560 --> 0:24:44.320 went to a Texas state Brazil. There it's called Mr. 0:24:44.400 --> 0:24:47.120 Pompaus and it's twenty dollars a person. Oh yeah, that's cheap. 0:24:47.119 --> 0:24:50.320 It's super cheap. So you probably they spend all these 0:24:50.359 --> 0:24:53.480 thousands and patils, which is really fifty dollars. And she's 0:24:53.520 --> 0:24:55.800 just like, I want this, I want this, bitch. I 0:24:55.880 --> 0:24:58.600 looked at my bank account. I spent in ten days. 0:24:59.440 --> 0:25:01.440 Oh yeah, no, you play too much. I'm wild, but 0:25:01.560 --> 0:25:03.360 you know what that was. Oh let me get massaged 0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:06.240 for this many pace? So oh this, you play way 0:25:06.359 --> 0:25:08.920 too much. I really don't wait too much. I don't 0:25:08.920 --> 0:25:11.200 look at my bank account. Well we're gonna go hey, yeah, 0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:12.880 I just don't look. If you don't ever draft fune 0:25:12.920 --> 0:25:15.320 it just don't. We're gonna get into some vanilla ship 0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:18.280 and I'm gonna let um we easy talk about this 0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:20.520 because I don't know what it is. Oh this is dope. 0:25:20.720 --> 0:25:22.679 I'm gonna go ahead and explain um for youall. As 0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:25.360 y'all know, every episode we do a vanilla segment, which 0:25:25.480 --> 0:25:28.879 is something based on something going on in the world 0:25:29.000 --> 0:25:31.639 that has to do with sex somewhat. Yeah. So this 0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:34.760 Nigerian guy that I fucked basically was telling me how 0:25:34.880 --> 0:25:41.159 like Africa is wild with their like tribe u uh rituals, 0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:43.600 so to speak. And he talked. He told me about 0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:45.639 this tribe in Uganda. So I found this link on 0:25:45.800 --> 0:25:49.879 face to face Africa dot com. It's called Banyancola, the 0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:54.639 tribe in Uganda that allows That's not how you say Uganda? 0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:57.399 Is it someone Uganda's right? Someone corrected me recently. Is 0:25:57.440 --> 0:26:01.040 it not Uganda? Yes, Uganda trying unto that allows the 0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:04.160 bride's aunt to sleep with the groom before marriage. So wait, 0:26:04.560 --> 0:26:07.960 the bride's aunt, which is her mother's sister, gets to 0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:12.160 sleep with her husband before marriage. Yeah, maybe it's Uganda. 0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:15.840 Here you go, you're annoying somebody like you said you 0:26:15.920 --> 0:26:19.679 think you and black panther. Let's not let's not get 0:26:19.720 --> 0:26:27.080 the four at alright. How much influence should aunties have 0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:30.000 on their nieces and many African cultures aunties provide counseling 0:26:30.040 --> 0:26:32.840 to the young nieces as they age from adolescence to adulthood. 0:26:33.080 --> 0:26:35.639 When it comes to real quick pause, because so when 0:26:35.680 --> 0:26:39.679 I went to Nigeria, everyone was auntie. Like you literally 0:26:39.760 --> 0:26:43.320 call anyone who's your elder, who's a woman auntie, sis auntie? 0:26:44.080 --> 0:26:48.960 So like, is this talking about literally aunties or this 0:26:49.119 --> 0:26:51.160 is aunt This is when it comes to marriage. These 0:26:51.200 --> 0:26:53.679 aunties prepare their nieces for the challenges to lie ahead. 0:26:54.000 --> 0:26:57.360 For the Bianco people in southwestern Uganda, the aunt had 0:26:57.480 --> 0:27:01.080 more than the above, especially during the marorge. The primary 0:27:01.119 --> 0:27:04.119 responsibilities to confirm that the groom is potent and that 0:27:04.240 --> 0:27:07.320 the bride has defended her virginity before the marriage is consummated. 0:27:07.600 --> 0:27:09.720 As a potency test for the groom, the aunt was 0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:12.280 sometimes required to have sex with the groom for confirmation 0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:18.840 of his vertue. Virility. Virility is right, was virility almost 0:27:18.880 --> 0:27:23.240 at fertility? This one virility means what like fertility? Like 0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:26.359 maybe these niggas is busting in the auntie hold on. 0:27:26.440 --> 0:27:27.879 She had to test if the bride is still a 0:27:27.920 --> 0:27:29.800 virgin before they are allowed to consummate the marriage. In 0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:32.840 other traditions, the aunt is go to said is said 0:27:32.840 --> 0:27:34.760 to go as far as listening or watching them have 0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:37.600 sex in order to prove their potency if it hurts 0:27:37.640 --> 0:27:40.480 her or not. I don't know what that means. As 0:27:40.600 --> 0:27:43.200 this may sound weird. The practice is called in a smudge. 0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:48.000 It shows that the people of bay Uncle, particularly the 0:27:48.119 --> 0:27:51.560 Bohemia tribe, hold the virginity in high esteem as the 0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:53.840 girls eight. As soon as she's at eight, she goes 0:27:53.840 --> 0:27:56.240 through a lot of restrictions to prepare her for marriage. 0:27:56.800 --> 0:27:58.840 So at what at what age are they getting married? 0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:01.119 And you gotta because maybe the younger age, then I 0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:03.280 might see anything about it, because if they're preparing her 0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:06.600 to get married, I would assume when other children her 0:28:06.680 --> 0:28:09.240 age and other cultures are having fun and playing. She's 0:28:09.280 --> 0:28:12.359 basically indoors where she's fed beef and millet porge, forced 0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:14.520 to drink milk in large quantities, so she becomes fat 0:28:14.880 --> 0:28:18.919 because it's anonymous with beauty when she is developing breast. Finally, 0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:22.320 she's been asked to abstain from sexual activities from her parents. 0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:25.840 It's the duty of her father to find a find 0:28:25.880 --> 0:28:28.080 a wife for a son. Sorry, as he prays, he 0:28:28.240 --> 0:28:31.879 pays the bride wife wealth. I would love um, so 0:28:32.160 --> 0:28:34.920 not to not to do a humble flex, but we 0:28:35.040 --> 0:28:37.760 do have a lot of listeners um in the continents 0:28:37.840 --> 0:28:39.719 of Africa. I don't want to go through each country, 0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:42.480 but if any of you guys are from Uganda or 0:28:42.600 --> 0:28:46.560 are familiar with this, um, yeah, I would love me 0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:49.960 and I'm sorry I'm up these words, but like it's 0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:53.440 some Africans you don't know. 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The dummies, the puppets, 0:32:58.480 --> 0:33:01.120 the muppets. I wasn't that enough for them. I feel 0:33:01.120 --> 0:33:03.240 like they wanted Andrew to toy with me more, and 0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:04.600 I think I staid in my grind, I don't see 0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:06.160 what I had to do with being a puppet more 0:33:06.200 --> 0:33:09.440 than it had to do with you thinking space? Is it? Really? 0:33:09.960 --> 0:33:11.880 I'm not gonna lie. I love I love the comments 0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:14.400 from that. I was responding back to them on that, 0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:16.920 so I did funk up here. Hold on, there's nobody 0:33:16.960 --> 0:33:18.719 in the room said this, and I kind of annoyed 0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:22.120 me them. Was funny, but but there is what's what 0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:25.680 do they say? Please? No, it's not please. What's the 0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:28.440 what's the thing to say? The sun? Some ordered nine 0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:31.560 pizzas or something. Someone ordered nine pizzas. That ship it's 0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:34.320 to where you're the reason when you said that you 0:33:34.440 --> 0:33:36.920 believe there's more planets. I was kind of annoyed that 0:33:37.200 --> 0:33:39.479 You're like, why do we only know nine those are 0:33:39.560 --> 0:33:43.360 in our solar system? Who says how big our solar 0:33:43.440 --> 0:33:45.840 system is? In a galaxy that we don't know how 0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:49.480 fucking big it goes, But there are like hundreds of 0:33:50.680 --> 0:33:52.280 So that's why this is the one that we're in, 0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:54.560 which is why we know about it. Whoever said this 0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:56.920 is our solar system, this little circle right here, bitch, 0:33:57.040 --> 0:34:00.680 it is because only are in here all right now, 0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:02.120 Like I don't care what you do. How do we know? 0:34:03.640 --> 0:34:06.520 But science then, is what I'm saying. It's dictated on 0:34:06.640 --> 0:34:11.279 what the fucking man said. These manas is going into 0:34:11.280 --> 0:34:13.760 our face system? Is only boot suits in the circle 0:34:13.840 --> 0:34:15.640 fund that anyway, get to the horrible decision. We're not 0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:18.719 gonna talk about site space and site because instead, guess what, 0:34:19.080 --> 0:34:21.719 y'all y'all didn't like my Pamda's reference. Now we're about 0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:24.400 to talk about evolution, which I also don't motherfucking agree on. 0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:28.320 So this you don't think evolution is really is really embarrassing. No, 0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:32.840 it's sucking not you right now, Fucking monkeys is insane. 0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:35.799 So instead, guys, guess what she made the outline as 0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:38.880 today we're going to talk about how animals have sex 0:34:39.239 --> 0:34:43.160 because we evolutionized from animals, So we're talking about animals sex, guys, 0:34:43.280 --> 0:34:45.399 So you can watch your fucking cats and dogs hump 0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:48.239 each other and know that they're not into monogamy and 0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:54.560 they may be gay. Your dog, Mr Pupper's going off 0:34:54.680 --> 0:34:57.600 right now. Don't people call the dogs because you low 0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:00.799 key making We're gonna have evolutionary talk about animals after 0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:03.440 mother about flavor episode hole, So let's go teach our 0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:09.120 whole something. Okay, because fish gay too. Your whole house 0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:14.720 full of non monogamous, homophobic animals. So this all stems 0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:24.120 from me watching Jesus, go ahead teach these people as 0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:29.880 a whole. So anyway, I watched this movie on Netflix 0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:33.840 called Newness, and the girl was you do need friends 0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:36.080 because you'd be watching all this ship that ain't nobody 0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:37.839 else got time to what I'm into the non rated 0:35:37.880 --> 0:35:40.719 movies like basically type in lesbian, and I watched whatever 0:35:40.800 --> 0:35:44.200 comes up that's true. Okay, that's not a lot. I 0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:46.959 think you're really gay, So new Ny gay now because 0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:48.680 I just be thinking about pussy so much now because 0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:50.880 I'm getting it. So anyway, I watched I wanted to 0:35:50.880 --> 0:35:54.080 watch animal pussy guys, let's go. I did not. So 0:35:54.160 --> 0:35:58.200 I watched Newness and the girl's job she was or 0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:01.040 she no, I'm sorry. She had a degree involutionary biology, 0:36:01.440 --> 0:36:03.080 and I had no idea what the funk that was, 0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:07.239 And so in in that he's like what his evolutionary biology, Like, 0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:08.879 what the fun is that She's like, it's basically about 0:36:08.880 --> 0:36:11.239 like learning about like why your penis is shaped the 0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:13.120 way it is and ship like that. And then the 0:36:13.200 --> 0:36:17.239 next day I watched Explained on Netflix, an episode about monogamy, 0:36:17.280 --> 0:36:19.239 and I just had Mandy said and watched some with me, 0:36:19.880 --> 0:36:25.040 and they basically talked about how chimps and Bonobo's right. Um, 0:36:25.120 --> 0:36:28.440 actually never heard of bonobos before. The only chips chimps 0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:30.800 I knew. So we're the We're closer to chimps and 0:36:30.840 --> 0:36:35.080 bonobos than African elephants are to Indian elephants. We're literally 0:36:35.480 --> 0:36:37.360 that close as far as we are brains work and 0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:44.280 our your count and I mean it, see you next Tuesday. 0:36:45.640 --> 0:36:52.239 Not pim does. So in this episode they're basically talking 0:36:52.280 --> 0:36:54.080 about like where the fund did we get this concept 0:36:54.120 --> 0:36:56.680 from monogamy? So they started like show this was the 0:36:56.719 --> 0:36:58.839 only part that I did like about the little documentary show. 0:36:58.880 --> 0:37:01.239 You only watched six minutes of it, well, this three 0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:03.160 minute part of it, because all that animal part I 0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:05.759 didn't like. But when I started talking about it's the 0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:08.080 main thing though, it's like saying, like how we came 0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:10.640 from a species of people that were sucking anybody and 0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:12.879 everybody and now we don't, so where did that come from? 0:37:13.200 --> 0:37:15.719 So I started looking up like monogamy and animals, and 0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:19.400 only three to five percent of five thousand species of 0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:23.360 mammals form monogamous bonds, one of which is called the 0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:27.040 diplo something. It's a tapeworm that literally connects tapeworms. And 0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:29.160 that was a tapeworm. The ones they go in your stomach, 0:37:30.160 --> 0:37:32.600 they have sex her stomach. No, they just like connect 0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:38.080 for life basically. They So there's multiple tap in your stomach. 0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:40.520 I mean maybe it's like love bugs. Remember things for Florida. 0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:43.080 They made those though those were made a bitch at 0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:46.400 the University of Florida. You didn't know that those were created. 0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:48.279 They were supposed to do something I think like keep 0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:50.560 mosquitoes away, and something went wrong at the University of Florida. 0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:52.600 People where Now we have love bug season in Florida. 0:37:52.800 --> 0:37:56.360 Nowhere else has love bugs except for Florida. It's crazy. 0:37:56.520 --> 0:37:58.759 Actually Georgia. It might have got it to Georgia. But yeah, 0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:01.560 it actually stemmed form a mistake. It's a lab. It's 0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:04.160 a lab created inside. I didn't know that. But I 0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:08.719 teach you about animals now, ha ha, see science ship 0:38:08.880 --> 0:38:15.759 going wrong? Because humans did it. Bitch facts like right, 0:38:16.120 --> 0:38:19.520 So in this thing that we watched, basically, right, we're 0:38:19.560 --> 0:38:23.160 watching this documentary about how animals and the traits that 0:38:23.239 --> 0:38:25.800 they've had of you know, monogamy, how they work, and 0:38:25.920 --> 0:38:29.279 basically from what I've been reading, this wasn't in the documentary, 0:38:29.360 --> 0:38:31.520 but there it does seem to be one main partner 0:38:31.600 --> 0:38:34.000 that they kind of bounced back and forth to. Possibly 0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:37.759 that's a chance as far as like the woman, they 0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:40.080 might have a primary, but for the main part, they 0:38:40.120 --> 0:38:43.279 bounced around chimp say and benobos whatever they say, used 0:38:43.280 --> 0:38:45.560 sex to say hello goodbye when they're stressed out when 0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:48.320 their anxiety. Wise, they fucked so just like we do. 0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:52.600 But we were watching this documentary where it talked about 0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:56.120 how marriage was conceptualized in the Western world for love 0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:58.560 only a few years ago, because it was mainly meant 0:38:58.600 --> 0:39:01.800 to be a family, labor and alliance thing like basically 0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:06.520 getting married to do better. So this was actually I 0:39:06.800 --> 0:39:08.880 kind of touched on it too. When they went to 0:39:09.000 --> 0:39:12.440 mention religion, I feel like that's kind of where monogamy 0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:14.600 sent from two and sure, and that's what I thought. 0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:16.560 So seeing the documentary, I thought that too. I didn't 0:39:16.600 --> 0:39:18.960 know that thing about I didn't know. So something that 0:39:19.080 --> 0:39:21.640 was very interesting about the documentary and I might actually 0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:24.200 watch it now, um, was they said that marriage was 0:39:24.280 --> 0:39:27.880 not for solidarity between men and women, it was for laws. 0:39:28.360 --> 0:39:32.920 So they actually married to have kids and to raise 0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:35.960 fucking children to work on their fucking farm. But that's 0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:38.440 why they did it. And they saw it as if 0:39:38.480 --> 0:39:40.319 I have more labor on my farm, I can make 0:39:40.360 --> 0:39:42.440 more money than you. And they didn't want other people 0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:44.439 to be able to come in and take that money 0:39:44.520 --> 0:39:46.360 from them. So it was really crazy. And then it 0:39:46.440 --> 0:39:50.680 says that we transitioned from that marriage um to saying 0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:53.320 that marriage should be based on love. And it's funny 0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:55.399 because if we look at all of these movies from 0:39:55.400 --> 0:39:56.920 the past, and this is something that just went in 0:39:57.000 --> 0:39:59.919 my head, a lot of marriages in the past were 0:40:00.000 --> 0:40:02.759 set up by parents, were set up by wealth, were 0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:05.920 set up by societal like where you stood in society. 0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:09.280 So out of all of these movies we watched, even Titanic, 0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:12.880 ho Jack was supposed to be a rose and so 0:40:13.120 --> 0:40:15.279 like still to this day, like our parents were kind 0:40:15.280 --> 0:40:16.880 of like trying to get us to do that, right. 0:40:17.080 --> 0:40:19.560 It's to day people, I'm not saying, my parents are 0:40:19.600 --> 0:40:22.239 your parents. But things we watch it's like even think 0:40:22.239 --> 0:40:25.319 about crazy rich Asians. I love my look not ay 0:40:25.320 --> 0:40:28.480 all about to be hating us. No I did. I 0:40:28.520 --> 0:40:30.080 went to the black Zilla party. I thought you were there, 0:40:30.320 --> 0:40:33.160 so like crazy rich Asians just hownd like he had 0:40:33.200 --> 0:40:35.600 to be with a girl from a good family. Um, 0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:39.280 I actually got this map, this world map where polygamy 0:40:39.400 --> 0:40:42.399 is like dominant in You see what country? Yeah, I'm 0:40:42.520 --> 0:40:45.800 sorry what continent? Excuse me? Where polygamy is basically legal, 0:40:46.200 --> 0:40:50.760 so it is completely blacked out in the United States, Canada, Canada, 0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:54.520 Mexico and all of South America is black for polygamy 0:40:54.600 --> 0:40:58.439 being illegal and the practice is criminalized, which is why 0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:01.360 it was crazy because when we had Taoming on and 0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:06.680 we actually featured her in the top moments um asking 0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:09.200 her about her relationship because she says that she was 0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:12.960 married but he could have otherwise. But I'm like, no, 0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:15.520 technically in the US of A, I don't think she 0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:19.400 has wives. But like, but she said that we got 0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:21.200 to bring her back. We do because yeah, you ain't 0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:23.400 even I said, is it for tax purposes? Because of 0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:25.880 course I do see marriage as more of a business, 0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:29.520 like for tax cuts and tax breaks, and um, now 0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:32.800 you're forming you know, bank accounts and shipped together, Like 0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:36.319 it's definitely more of a business deal. I mean, I think, Um, 0:41:37.320 --> 0:41:39.239 what I found interesting in the documentary they start to 0:41:39.239 --> 0:41:42.200 talk about the concept of jealousy and like where we 0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:44.160 learned that? And get that far? I gotta watch that, 0:41:44.280 --> 0:41:46.239 And then I got something off the internet that I 0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:50.360 really found interesting. Basically, it conceptualizes the idea that society 0:41:50.440 --> 0:41:53.520 tells us like settling down as adulting. So listen to this. 0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:57.520 In modern day monogamous societies, we've turned dating and marriage 0:41:57.520 --> 0:42:00.640 into free markets where people spend most of their twenties 0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:05.480 trying to multiply partners before they settle down, basically thinking 0:42:05.560 --> 0:42:08.319 like I can't do this once I reached that level. 0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:11.839 I gotta do it right now instead of it being 0:42:11.960 --> 0:42:16.840 just okay, because we've got this idea that when you 0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:19.560 are older, you settle down, you get married. Even though 0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:21.719 you would like to have these experiences, you have to 0:42:21.920 --> 0:42:24.000 get them out of your system now. But it's crazy 0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:29.280 too that we attach marriage to the value of a woman, 0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:32.359 like there's so many women that shame other women who 0:42:32.440 --> 0:42:34.480 don't have rings or well you've never been proposed to, 0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:38.799 or that view themselves as better than or more than 0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:41.640 a woman who maybe does have multiple partners and has 0:42:41.680 --> 0:42:44.799 sex casually and hasn't been kept by a man. I've 0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:47.799 never shamed women for that in a relationship, but I did, 0:42:48.320 --> 0:42:50.440 and I will just be honest for admitting this. Um 0:42:50.760 --> 0:42:55.080 early two. We sometimes pity my friends that were single, 0:42:55.800 --> 0:42:57.960 but this is the first time in my life where 0:42:58.000 --> 0:43:01.800 I can really own my truth and saying like I 0:43:01.880 --> 0:43:03.879 don't want a relationship and what's crazy is I want 0:43:03.920 --> 0:43:06.439 one so bad, But bitch, I don't know one person 0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:09.680 in a happy, healthy, great one. Like they're all getting 0:43:09.719 --> 0:43:11.480 cheated on or they got a broken nigga and they're 0:43:11.520 --> 0:43:13.799 paying all the bills, or like none of my friends 0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:17.600 are even in healthy, happy relationship. I'm sorry to hear 0:43:17.680 --> 0:43:20.200 that my friend not are in good ones. They're just 0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:24.279 seemed very time consuming. Well that's that's that's the that's 0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:26.359 the problem that I have now with the show, with work, 0:43:26.680 --> 0:43:29.319 with us going on tour, with me having to spend 0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:32.960 more time with you, jesus, I feel like bitch. So 0:43:33.120 --> 0:43:35.759 it's like right now, it's literally like I don't have 0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:38.440 time to date, like and you know when people like 0:43:38.480 --> 0:43:40.759 you'll make time for the people that you So I'm 0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:44.200 not gonna like I do, which I'm already trying. If 0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:47.640 I need a dick appointment of two people dick appointment 0:43:47.719 --> 0:43:49.920 yet before this weekend, I have to catch up. I 0:43:49.960 --> 0:43:51.239 have to figure it. I'll be here with you the 0:43:51.400 --> 0:43:53.520 entire month of descent or the end of November and December, 0:43:53.680 --> 0:43:57.160 like I had no time. I had. One weekend was 0:43:57.239 --> 0:43:58.799 Thoso Talk one weekend with thanks to me. The next 0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:00.320 weekend was Thosa Talk. The next week if I was 0:44:00.400 --> 0:44:02.080 been Denver with death. The weekend after that, I was 0:44:02.160 --> 0:44:04.400 in Mexico. Like technically, how was I supposed to? You 0:44:04.480 --> 0:44:07.680 could have got some dick in the Mother Cities because 0:44:07.719 --> 0:44:09.240 that's how I was feeling. Bit I was in Atlanta 0:44:09.520 --> 0:44:11.960 every every weekend for a month straight. Okay, so like 0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:14.880 during the week days when I was here like that 0:44:15.040 --> 0:44:19.200 last busy because we were trying to pre records tons 0:44:19.280 --> 0:44:21.480 of episodes to make sure people have them for Christmas. 0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:25.200 Were it's not necessarily you know, and like just to 0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:28.000 be honest, like keeping my health up, like with the gym, 0:44:28.800 --> 0:44:30.759 Like I know it sounds stupid, but like I have 0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:35.520 to legit commit to that ship, like, that's what I'm doing. Happy. 0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:37.719 I love spin. I'm about to get back and spin. 0:44:37.760 --> 0:44:40.799 I'm gonna go to that one. No, I like maybe 0:44:40.840 --> 0:44:44.040 that's like fitness, like fitness on wheels a lot more. 0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:45.920 The one where we went and they did like all 0:44:45.960 --> 0:44:48.320 the Beyonce songs or something. Oh my god, Tom Hamlet, 0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:52.279 Yeah he was good. They're like, oh my god. I 0:44:52.360 --> 0:44:58.880 love when he's like and what would beyond ladies? That 0:44:58.920 --> 0:45:00.920 ship is mad fun. I've really wanted to do a 0:45:01.000 --> 0:45:04.080 workout with like Patreon listeners because I have so much 0:45:04.120 --> 0:45:05.640 fun to the gym bro, you know, I love me 0:45:05.640 --> 0:45:08.080 a boogie gym class though, Yeah, you'd be going, Yeah, 0:45:08.120 --> 0:45:09.520 that's why I'm like, it's just about to be a 0:45:09.600 --> 0:45:11.840 hundred dollars for five classes. I'm like, why aren't you 0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:14.480 doing class pass because for class paths you can only 0:45:14.520 --> 0:45:17.359 go to the same studio twice a month. No, yea, 0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:19.400 I have about Robin on clas Pass for a year 0:45:19.400 --> 0:45:20.839 and a half. This is what you do. They've now 0:45:20.960 --> 0:45:23.120 changed the credit system to basically you can go three 0:45:23.200 --> 0:45:24.600 times a month and if you want to go again, 0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:26.520 they charge you a little more. It's still less than 0:45:27.360 --> 0:45:29.320 booking through the site, we see you know, to doing me, 0:45:29.360 --> 0:45:32.000 and you'd be sitting here and saying you in Orlando 0:45:32.080 --> 0:45:35.840 getting Florida prices. I can't do that anymore because you 0:45:36.920 --> 0:45:38.960 got to change. And they were like, ma'am, we know 0:45:39.120 --> 0:45:40.800 it's the same. First and last night I got a 0:45:40.840 --> 0:45:44.840 full on email. Yeah I'm sure. Oh so something interesting. 0:45:44.880 --> 0:45:49.360 I found that monogamy only happens in animals in response 0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:54.879 to the threat of babies being killed by rival men. Basically, yeah, 0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:58.640 when a man would want I guess, like animals sit 0:45:58.719 --> 0:46:01.560 stuck together for children in and like they basically killed 0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:03.279 the babies so you can go and suck them. They 0:46:03.360 --> 0:46:07.279 found that in chimpanzees. Crazy as fuck, but I also 0:46:07.320 --> 0:46:10.880 think it was funny. We ended up um reading or 0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:13.760 or in the documentary they were mentioning how sex started 0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:17.080 to become more for pleasure and not for reproduction. Um, 0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:19.680 which I think leads to why casual sex is such 0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:21.600 a thing now. We are having sex more now to 0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:24.880 enjoy sex. The thing that we read that said, um, 0:46:25.000 --> 0:46:28.439 only bonobos and humans are the ones that have sex 0:46:28.520 --> 0:46:31.680 face because they have sex to bond. Yeah, so I 0:46:31.760 --> 0:46:33.759 thought that that was really interesting. I also want to 0:46:33.840 --> 0:46:35.279 let you all know, if y'all want to look more 0:46:35.320 --> 0:46:38.440 into this weird ship, like, here's a fun fact um. 0:46:39.280 --> 0:46:41.800 Male seahorses are the ones who carry to term for 0:46:41.880 --> 0:46:45.320 the babies. They're the ones who um get pregnant. So 0:46:45.800 --> 0:46:47.920 I wish our niggas could get pregnant, bit, but I 0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:49.799 don't think a baby could come out of a dick hole, right, 0:46:50.320 --> 0:46:52.600 that would kind of hurt, Like that's not y'all. Ain't 0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:55.080 got enough skin for a baby to be pushed out 0:46:55.080 --> 0:46:57.160 of dick hole. What if a baby had to go 0:46:57.280 --> 0:46:59.040 down the canal of a dick? I can't wait. We 0:46:59.120 --> 0:47:01.960 have a mom until walk through child, but like real 0:47:02.160 --> 0:47:05.520 walk through, like shifting a baby out of your pussy, honestly, 0:47:05.640 --> 0:47:08.279 and I don't want it. We're gonna. I don't want 0:47:08.280 --> 0:47:11.200 to talk about that. We got to it's like, what 0:47:11.640 --> 0:47:14.840 who are we guys? The next solo episode? We do 0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:20.880 oh found this very interesting. There is not one species 0:47:20.920 --> 0:47:24.600 where homosexual behavior was not existent. It's all been seen, 0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:27.480 even in all gay y'all. So y'all got to stop 0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:31.080 being home moreover, A part of the d minimal kingdom 0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:35.520 is more truly bisexual than humans. They got to just 0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:38.120 go back and forth. And get their horny ship going. 0:47:38.280 --> 0:47:41.120 Like I said, it holds a whole. But yeah, I 0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:44.160 do find that very interesting, just to show that it 0:47:44.280 --> 0:47:47.759 can be natural to want someone out. Like people say, 0:47:47.800 --> 0:47:50.160 it's so unnatural. It's such a societal thing that we 0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:52.480 think even down to Like you know, I'm reading this 0:47:52.560 --> 0:47:56.280 book which is st feminists talking about how a slut 0:47:56.360 --> 0:47:59.000 shaming is even something we've been taught to do. Yeah, 0:47:59.040 --> 0:48:01.080 but I mean, shi, y'all see here and don't want 0:48:01.080 --> 0:48:03.080 to like white people, white people and all the people 0:48:03.120 --> 0:48:05.719 who colonize. The goddamn Us of a is the one 0:48:05.960 --> 0:48:09.839 who taught us monogamy through Christianity. So I will say, 0:48:09.880 --> 0:48:12.000 if you'll don't like the colonizers, we should all just 0:48:12.120 --> 0:48:15.200 be non monogamous. Well, I say, that's let's go against 0:48:15.239 --> 0:48:17.840 the colonizers here. I mean, we're obviously more intelligent of 0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:21.920 a species, right. But I will say, I, um, I 0:48:22.160 --> 0:48:24.839 like being monogamous, Like I said, I want to try 0:48:24.920 --> 0:48:27.880 ad and I do get feelings of jealousy, but I 0:48:27.960 --> 0:48:30.239 also like sucking other people. So I really toy with 0:48:30.280 --> 0:48:32.440 that a lot, and I feel like a lot of 0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:34.640 men do. They just don't know how to communicate that, 0:48:34.760 --> 0:48:37.359 Like and we've said that a lot like I don't 0:48:37.400 --> 0:48:39.880 know what exactly what you just said is what a 0:48:39.960 --> 0:48:41.840 lot of men feel like. I want to be in 0:48:41.880 --> 0:48:45.160 a relationship. I like the monogamous aspect of it to 0:48:45.200 --> 0:48:47.400 where I can have these feelings with you, but I 0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:50.600 just want to suck other people sometimes, And unfortunately we're 0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:53.400 just not warranted the respect of a man being honest 0:48:53.480 --> 0:48:55.680 with us up front saying that that's what they want. 0:48:55.960 --> 0:48:59.759 And unfortunately, men, while that may be something that you 0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:02.839 think we'll scare someone away, there are women. Look, we're 0:49:02.880 --> 0:49:04.600 two and there. We've had a ton of guests on 0:49:04.840 --> 0:49:08.719 who are into swinging. To mention our guests, you might 0:49:08.760 --> 0:49:10.640 think are want in a million people writing us and oh, 0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:14.440 our emails are flooded with bitches like yo, how can 0:49:14.480 --> 0:49:16.839 I bring someone into the bedroom with me? Or I'm 0:49:16.880 --> 0:49:18.880 scared to communicate this to my guy. So as much 0:49:18.880 --> 0:49:21.840 as y'all are out here just sucking, humiliating us, and 0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:25.400 betraying us with cheating, if you're just more upfront and 0:49:25.480 --> 0:49:27.120 to listen, I want to date you, I want to 0:49:27.120 --> 0:49:31.200 be with you, but I probably can't only fuck you, 0:49:31.480 --> 0:49:35.879 but say that. People that say men that are like, oh, 0:49:36.160 --> 0:49:38.080 what dude wouldn't want his girl to girl. Let me 0:49:38.120 --> 0:49:40.400 tell you something. When I was with my ex one 0:49:40.440 --> 0:49:42.560 that left me for Jesus, love with my life, he 0:49:42.760 --> 0:49:44.959 had a reason with me and told me like after 0:49:45.120 --> 0:49:47.439 like because I wanted more. He was like, I don't 0:49:47.480 --> 0:49:49.200 know why he wants me to like share you with 0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:51.960 someone else. Like he was truly monogamous but very religious, 0:49:52.239 --> 0:49:53.520 and he was like, I don't want to do this. 0:49:53.760 --> 0:49:55.320 I love you and I want you to want me. 0:49:55.640 --> 0:49:58.360 And I'm like, I do want you with the side 0:49:58.400 --> 0:50:01.200 of plus, we'll see. And that's my problem. I've I 0:50:01.360 --> 0:50:04.040 have been in threesomes, but I've realized that it's something 0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:06.800 that my partner will have to probably I'll probably do 0:50:07.239 --> 0:50:10.480 a threesome more so for him. But when I want pussy, 0:50:10.680 --> 0:50:13.440 I only want pussy. When I want dick, I want dick. 0:50:13.560 --> 0:50:17.160 So I don't really crave threesomes with a woman. I 0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:20.040 might want two dicks. I ain't even gonna hold you know. 0:50:20.320 --> 0:50:21.960 Like when I want to be with a woman, I 0:50:22.080 --> 0:50:24.080 want to be with a woman. When I want to 0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:25.160 be with a man, I want to be with a man. 0:50:25.360 --> 0:50:27.160 So the idea of a threesomeman having both at the 0:50:27.200 --> 0:50:30.000 same time, it's my preference. So when men do know 0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:32.720 that I'm bisexual, know that I deal with women, they 0:50:32.800 --> 0:50:35.120 think it's sucking Jack pop for threesomes, And in real life, 0:50:35.160 --> 0:50:37.640 I'm like, bro, I really don't even like threesomes because 0:50:37.640 --> 0:50:40.200 I'm not penetrated enough because now I gotta share this 0:50:40.320 --> 0:50:42.920 dick with another pussy and there's just see, I like 0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:48.520 penetration a whole lot. Well, this male is really interesting. 0:50:48.640 --> 0:50:51.800 This was a girl that came to Zozo Talk and 0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:55.440 like legit asked this question. I said, you need to 0:50:55.480 --> 0:50:58.120 write the email, okay, because this is fucking insane what 0:50:58.280 --> 0:51:02.560 she say. So we have the subject as having a 0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:05.600 baby with my ex. Of My ex and I were 0:51:05.640 --> 0:51:07.880 together for six years. We broke up when I was 0:51:07.960 --> 0:51:10.600 twenty two, stopped talking for about a year or two, 0:51:10.680 --> 0:51:13.239 and then he reconnected back again. He and I are 0:51:13.280 --> 0:51:15.840 now best friends. We're both in separate relationships. I've been 0:51:15.920 --> 0:51:17.920 with my boyfriend for six months. He's been with his 0:51:17.960 --> 0:51:21.520 girlfriend over a year. Prior to entering my current relationship 0:51:21.640 --> 0:51:24.279 with my ex, I was planning for a baby. We 0:51:24.400 --> 0:51:26.400 both went to a fertility specialist to ensure that we 0:51:26.480 --> 0:51:29.040 are both able to have children. Both tested for STDs 0:51:29.040 --> 0:51:31.960 and genetic disorders. I even had my tubes explored just 0:51:32.120 --> 0:51:35.280 in case. Um, I want to pursue motherhood as planned 0:51:35.320 --> 0:51:37.000 with my ex, but now that I'm in a relationship, 0:51:37.280 --> 0:51:39.400 some people are calling me selfish and think I should stop. 0:51:40.120 --> 0:51:43.160 What are your thoughts if it matters? I'm thirty, Oh yeah, 0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:45.960 and we're pushing pursuing IVF. Although my ex wants to 0:51:46.000 --> 0:51:48.440 go the cheap way and have sex, I'd rather keep 0:51:48.440 --> 0:51:51.040 it simple without any extras. So basically she has a 0:51:51.120 --> 0:51:53.360 wage that sounds crazy. So and once I have a 0:51:53.400 --> 0:51:55.840 baby her ex, I told her she was absolutely insane. 0:51:56.640 --> 0:51:58.600 I told her that I felt like it was, like 0:51:58.719 --> 0:52:02.080 I said, selfish to its very relationship with someone. And 0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:05.600 then I hate to say like this, but have the 0:52:05.680 --> 0:52:07.799 nerve to like be like, I'm not gonna let this grow. 0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:09.399 I'm gonna suck my ex because I know he's gonna 0:52:09.400 --> 0:52:10.920 be a great part. Do you want to know what's crazy? 0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:15.120 So this was brought to me before. So I was 0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:18.279 talking to a guy. Um, well, so this is a 0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:21.200 guy who I really really really really liked. Um I'll 0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:24.720 call him Canada because he's Canadian and we were super 0:52:24.760 --> 0:52:26.840 into each other. This was Oh god, it had to 0:52:26.880 --> 0:52:29.120 be maybe three to four years ago now, because it 0:52:29.200 --> 0:52:31.160 was right before I went to Singapore. So right before 0:52:31.200 --> 0:52:33.320 I went to Singapore, I spent like a week with 0:52:33.440 --> 0:52:36.359 him in Chicago. Like I was like, okay, Like we're 0:52:36.400 --> 0:52:39.080 gonna make this happen. He was at the point of 0:52:39.200 --> 0:52:41.040 his life where he wanted more kids, he was making 0:52:41.080 --> 0:52:43.080 good money, and I was like, well, bitch, I'm just 0:52:43.160 --> 0:52:44.800 starting school. It was right before I was going to 0:52:44.840 --> 0:52:46.560 study abroad, so I was only in my second year 0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:50.360 of college and we had that talk. And so he 0:52:50.480 --> 0:52:52.279 had one kid already. He had a seven year old 0:52:53.080 --> 0:52:57.439 and the relationship with the baby mom was so bad 0:52:57.520 --> 0:52:59.880 in the beginning that he was a single dad, and 0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:04.120 while when he went overseas um, the daughter stayed with 0:53:04.200 --> 0:53:07.280 his mom. So when we had this conversation about other kids, 0:53:07.520 --> 0:53:10.520 he let me know that he didn't want to go 0:53:10.719 --> 0:53:14.880 through the baby mama drama with anyone else in the 0:53:14.960 --> 0:53:17.080 sense that he did with his first baby mom. So 0:53:17.160 --> 0:53:19.440 he said, if I have another child, I would want 0:53:19.480 --> 0:53:20.799 it with her, but I don't want to be with her. 0:53:21.680 --> 0:53:23.560 And I'm like, so, I'm just supposed to be okay 0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:26.800 with you impregnating your ex, even though you're telling me 0:53:26.800 --> 0:53:28.160 you don't want to be with her. He hated her 0:53:28.320 --> 0:53:30.680 because she was still terrible, but it was so like 0:53:31.239 --> 0:53:34.000 traumatic to him at all of the drama that they 0:53:34.080 --> 0:53:35.640 had for like the first four years of the daughter. 0:53:35.880 --> 0:53:38.120 He's like, I couldn't imagine doing that with another woman, 0:53:39.120 --> 0:53:42.279 And that's literally what he said. And I was like, no, like, 0:53:43.080 --> 0:53:45.479 you're really gonna sit here and keep yourself from having 0:53:45.560 --> 0:53:47.279 and growing up family with someone else because of the 0:53:47.320 --> 0:53:51.000 traumatic experience you had with your first baby mom. Out 0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:56.360 of the normal, she wasn't She didn't seem crazy and 0:53:56.520 --> 0:53:58.840 like people were like right in the audience and she 0:53:58.960 --> 0:54:01.279 was just like, look, like I'm an adult. Is there 0:54:01.280 --> 0:54:04.120 an emotional attachment to the X? That's what I would. 0:54:04.200 --> 0:54:05.879 I think she really believes he would be a great 0:54:05.920 --> 0:54:08.279 partner to have a like co parent with, Like she 0:54:08.400 --> 0:54:10.239 believes that I ain't gonna lie. I'm fucking one ding 0:54:10.360 --> 0:54:13.879 it now, and he's so great of a dad. I'm like, Dawn, 0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:18.719 I would let you probably I have a kid for you. 0:54:18.840 --> 0:54:21.960 You you're a nice daddy, so like I could get 0:54:22.800 --> 0:54:26.800 I could get that, but I can't get wanting to 0:54:27.000 --> 0:54:29.160 fucking like you have a way, Ford like, be out 0:54:29.200 --> 0:54:30.360 of it. To me, you need to get out of 0:54:30.400 --> 0:54:32.600 the relationship. That's exactly what I think. And you're not, 0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:39.000 And I'm like, why don't like, I don't understand. I 0:54:39.360 --> 0:54:42.520 don't know. Here's my advice to you. I think that 0:54:43.000 --> 0:54:46.480 you should explore with your current guy you're dating another 0:54:46.640 --> 0:54:49.040 six months. It's only been six months. Maybe maybe give 0:54:49.080 --> 0:54:51.839 it a year until you decide that you would really 0:54:51.880 --> 0:54:55.400 want to jeopardize your relationship potentially by fucking your ex 0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:57.480 having a baby with you lie, you know what. I think? 0:54:58.200 --> 0:55:03.920 This is like typical movie ship. So the ex may 0:55:04.000 --> 0:55:07.600 really be into his new girlfriend, and she has all 0:55:07.680 --> 0:55:10.560 these emotional attachments to him because they were together for 0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:13.279 six years, which since she was in middle school, I 0:55:13.320 --> 0:55:15.279 assume she said they broke up at twenty two. They 0:55:15.320 --> 0:55:17.080 were together for six years. I did the math real quick. 0:55:17.120 --> 0:55:20.239 It's like sixteen. Okay, so maybe high school. But I 0:55:20.320 --> 0:55:22.919 feel like maybe she's more attached to him than really 0:55:23.160 --> 0:55:25.440 what he is. So he's not wanting to leave the girlfriend, 0:55:26.000 --> 0:55:28.080 and she's just like, well, let me have this forever 0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:30.440 attachment to you, because right now he's not leaving that 0:55:30.480 --> 0:55:32.640 girlfriend he's been with for a year, So she's possibly 0:55:32.719 --> 0:55:34.920 just in this other relationship to make it seem like 0:55:35.040 --> 0:55:37.160 I've moved on. We're just friends. You don't know if 0:55:37.200 --> 0:55:38.640 that's true, because she ain't sounding like she wanted to 0:55:38.640 --> 0:55:40.440 be with him. I'll be real, I didn't get that 0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:42.920 energy like she wanted him. I'm gonna tell you a 0:55:43.000 --> 0:55:45.279 lot of people think a baby you'll keep them. A 0:55:45.440 --> 0:55:47.439 lot of a lot of women are out here thinking 0:55:47.560 --> 0:55:49.439 that if I have a baby with you, you're gonna 0:55:49.520 --> 0:55:51.480 want me more. There's a lot of I don't want 0:55:51.480 --> 0:55:55.560 to call them revenge babies, but women will strategically get 0:55:55.640 --> 0:56:00.080 pregnant by a man and keep the baby. Friend my 0:56:00.160 --> 0:56:03.200 Latina excuse me, Hispanic friends baby acting like that dog. 0:56:03.640 --> 0:56:05.160 They think they'd be like, well, what's he gonna do 0:56:05.239 --> 0:56:07.200 when I have another baby? Way him? He's gonna still 0:56:07.239 --> 0:56:11.719 suck up the access with this girl. They had so 0:56:11.800 --> 0:56:14.239 many kids, were her nigga? And I'm like, bitch, you 0:56:14.440 --> 0:56:17.560 just told me all he doesn't drive uber you keep 0:56:17.680 --> 0:56:22.600 getting pregnant? Why no, it's and it's it's because I 0:56:22.640 --> 0:56:25.560 feel like when women don't feel like they have a 0:56:25.640 --> 0:56:28.560 man all the way, that baby is an attachment. Like, bro, 0:56:28.840 --> 0:56:31.640 you're stuck with me for at least eighteen years. My nigga, like, 0:56:31.719 --> 0:56:34.480 you're not going anywhere, even if it's not emotionally. And 0:56:34.600 --> 0:56:37.040 that's my my issue and dilemma were dealing with men 0:56:37.160 --> 0:56:40.279 with with with baby moms. They always go back and 0:56:40.400 --> 0:56:42.239 then it's raw pussy. You really ain't never got to 0:56:42.320 --> 0:56:44.680 use a kind get her. Have you ever heard a 0:56:44.760 --> 0:56:48.200 mom say something like she's enjoyed like a coffee at 0:56:48.200 --> 0:56:50.279 a star But like, I got time to myself. I 0:56:50.400 --> 0:56:52.320 had this moment where I got to be by myself. 0:56:53.000 --> 0:56:54.480 But you think I'm about to have somebody on my 0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:59.880 fucking nen just to keep a nigga. No, but I 0:57:00.960 --> 0:57:04.000 smelling ship on subway, let alone babyship with all them 0:57:04.080 --> 0:57:06.640 nutrients coming out. Bitch. I was with my home girl. 0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:09.799 I was with my homegirl for the holidays, and I said, 0:57:10.120 --> 0:57:12.080 you gotta wake up and cook all them breakfast, and 0:57:12.440 --> 0:57:16.000 she um three and then also her niece was there, 0:57:16.240 --> 0:57:20.520 so it was just like, bitch, you gotta cook. And 0:57:20.680 --> 0:57:23.920 she got a man and he eats like the amount 0:57:23.960 --> 0:57:25.840 of all the kids. So I'm like, but you gotta 0:57:25.880 --> 0:57:28.320 wake up early and cook for all these mothers. Man, 0:57:28.360 --> 0:57:31.720 there's a lot I'll pass. She works. She don't need 0:57:31.760 --> 0:57:33.640 a job with all them kids, and that may not 0:57:33.720 --> 0:57:35.760 I don't. I don't think she doesn't. You don't need 0:57:35.800 --> 0:57:39.880 to kids posted a goddamn mean about excited about W 0:57:40.080 --> 0:57:42.160 two's I said, bitch, you know what a W two is. 0:57:43.120 --> 0:57:45.240 Don't be out here posting means for the I really 0:57:45.280 --> 0:57:47.040 believe that when women take care of a home like that, 0:57:47.200 --> 0:57:51.560 like I, it's such a job. It's a all of 0:57:51.640 --> 0:57:54.480 the women who do work and take care of the 0:57:54.560 --> 0:57:57.400 household and still do laundry, do the dishes, clean the 0:57:57.440 --> 0:58:00.240 house and cook. Bro, i'd be looking at superhero else. 0:58:00.520 --> 0:58:02.240 I told her that. I said, man, you're a real 0:58:02.280 --> 0:58:04.520 like superhero. I was in awe, but she was getting 0:58:04.600 --> 0:58:06.560 his clothes ready, had to get the kids ready. We 0:58:06.640 --> 0:58:08.920 went to like. I was like, Bro, I was with 0:58:09.040 --> 0:58:11.479 dub in Denver, shout out to you know, I visited 0:58:11.520 --> 0:58:14.560 every year in Denver and her son JJ, and like 0:58:15.280 --> 0:58:18.200 we were so fucked up tonight before and I hear 0:58:18.280 --> 0:58:20.880 her getting up to go through school work with him. 0:58:20.920 --> 0:58:24.240 I'm like, that's my nigger, bro, Like you are really 0:58:24.360 --> 0:58:26.920 sitting with this nigger. And she she looked me in 0:58:27.000 --> 0:58:30.160 the face and was like like she was dying. I can't. 0:58:30.200 --> 0:58:34.240 I can't do it anymore, and like just bouncing into 0:58:34.360 --> 0:58:36.520 mom mode and I don't get it. And I asked 0:58:36.560 --> 0:58:38.920 her and she was like, girl, it just comes natural. 0:58:38.920 --> 0:58:42.200 And I was like, bitch, doesn't one of my favorite 0:58:43.280 --> 0:58:46.760 like when she had her baby, she didn't get epidural. 0:58:46.920 --> 0:58:49.520 She was like the slaves did it, And I wanted 0:58:49.560 --> 0:58:51.960 to feel him come out of me. I was like, wow, 0:58:52.280 --> 0:58:54.120 So she was already on some next level mom. He 0:58:54.200 --> 0:58:56.440 felt it coming, but also a pleasure of pain. I 0:58:56.520 --> 0:58:58.680 like a little pain when he big as dicks. That's 0:58:58.720 --> 0:59:00.520 why like baby dicks. I like pain. You think that 0:59:00.600 --> 0:59:04.840 you're gonna get turned on my pushing horrible decisions. Thank 0:59:04.880 --> 0:59:07.760 you so much for listening to our show. Before we leave, though, 0:59:07.840 --> 0:59:09.720 we do want to say thank you to everyone who 0:59:09.760 --> 0:59:12.200 are patrons and support us. Because of you guys, we 0:59:12.240 --> 0:59:15.080 are able to go on tour. So we will be 0:59:15.240 --> 0:59:18.960 seeing you in a motherfucking city near you. We're going 0:59:19.000 --> 0:59:21.200 to d MV. We got two shows sold out. Hole 0:59:21.240 --> 0:59:24.840 by this time, it might already be passed Saturday, but 0:59:26.280 --> 0:59:30.560 UM have Toronto coming up. Told y'all hos bottom tickets 0:59:30.560 --> 0:59:34.560 before I canceled that ship. Uh, then we got Chicago, 0:59:34.720 --> 0:59:37.760 we got Miami coming up. We will be possibly having 0:59:37.800 --> 0:59:39.960 a date by then l a New York we come 0:59:40.040 --> 0:59:41.520 to see yall. To New York is gonna be a 0:59:41.600 --> 0:59:44.080 lot of y'all. Motherfucker's just so y'all know, we're getting 0:59:44.080 --> 0:59:45.960 a good enough venue to where all of y'all can 0:59:46.000 --> 0:59:48.560 come see us. So we're sited. We are trying. Okay, 0:59:48.640 --> 0:59:51.440 so please stop with the I was so annoyed Christmas Day. 0:59:51.480 --> 0:59:54.919 So I'm just like everyone is like, I don't see 0:59:54.960 --> 0:59:56.880 the tickets for this city yet, which we ain't got 0:59:56.920 --> 0:59:59.240 a venue yet. It doesn't mean it's necessarily gonna be further. 0:59:59.360 --> 1:00:01.760 It just really means that we're like looking for something. 1:00:02.040 --> 1:00:03.920 We are, like I said, we're doing all of this 1:00:04.040 --> 1:00:06.400 our own for this tour, guys. So we are booking venues, 1:00:06.440 --> 1:00:11.080 we're booking staff, we're booking a sales, we're putting um, 1:00:11.160 --> 1:00:13.160 we're actually look, this is how much I gotta see this. 1:00:13.240 --> 1:00:15.920 So we have in dinner, bitch to plan the outline 1:00:15.960 --> 1:00:20.680 for this ship I gotta see. Oh um. So just 1:00:20.760 --> 1:00:22.480 to tell you guys a little bit about our patren 1:00:22.840 --> 1:00:24.920 our Patreon account, who's helped us through this. So it's 1:00:24.960 --> 1:00:27.720 a platform like a community where basically we talk with 1:00:27.840 --> 1:00:30.360 y'all and people on their pay five bucks a month 1:00:30.440 --> 1:00:32.960 to have extra bonus episodes of Ours Day drop every Monday. 1:00:33.040 --> 1:00:34.840 Right after you're listening to this, you can listen to 1:00:34.880 --> 1:00:37.120 episode twenty two. We're gonna play you a clip from 1:00:37.120 --> 1:00:40.040 an episode we did with an interracial couple. He's Asian, 1:00:40.200 --> 1:00:42.400 she's black. I met him at No, I don't think 1:00:42.440 --> 1:00:47.040 that's going Oh yeah, yeah, is it next week? Yeah? 1:00:47.280 --> 1:00:50.760 Two weeks, I don't know. Don't say what we dropped 1:00:50.760 --> 1:00:53.840 in because we all know what they're about to hear 1:00:53.840 --> 1:00:55.560 a clip of this this Patreon, they're gonna hear a 1:00:55.600 --> 1:00:57.479 clip of that episode. What do we have a guest 1:00:57.520 --> 1:00:59.840 and want to add it to another episode? This is 1:01:00.120 --> 1:01:03.440 Hatreon the clip we're about to play, Mandy, Oh, we're 1:01:03.440 --> 1:01:05.080 just gonna play it for this one. Okay. So we're 1:01:05.080 --> 1:01:08.360 gonna play just like we did with our last episode, Sharonas. 1:01:08.680 --> 1:01:10.880 We're gonna be playing eclips from our Patreon for them 1:01:10.880 --> 1:01:12.600 to hear. So you guys can have a little sneak 1:01:12.600 --> 1:01:14.120 peek on what our patron list is here too. So 1:01:14.240 --> 1:01:16.880 the next episode you're about to hear is episode twenty two, 1:01:16.960 --> 1:01:19.880 So there are twenty one other episodes you can hear 1:01:19.920 --> 1:01:22.439 of only five bucks. Not to mention, for five bucks 1:01:22.480 --> 1:01:25.280 you get early access to tickets or access to sold 1:01:25.320 --> 1:01:28.520 out shows. We're also gonna have Patreon only events. I've 1:01:28.560 --> 1:01:30.840 been to the movies with patrons, and for fifteen dollars, 1:01:30.920 --> 1:01:32.520 have you been asking for merch you can get a 1:01:32.520 --> 1:01:34.800 Horrible Decisions T shirt. It's the only place you can 1:01:34.840 --> 1:01:37.200 get March right now. Yeah, is becoming a patron because 1:01:37.280 --> 1:01:41.200 which I ain't doing inventory and we ain't no motherfucking 1:01:41.240 --> 1:01:45.320 retail stores, so getting that shipped through page. I'm hiding 1:01:45.400 --> 1:01:48.520 the shirts, bitch. I basically have this like storage place 1:01:48.560 --> 1:01:50.840 in my office where like when it comes time to mail, 1:01:51.000 --> 1:01:53.320 I then take the shirts, make them do a mail. 1:01:53.360 --> 1:01:56.760 That ship is this month. We have to send twelve shirts. 1:01:57.400 --> 1:02:00.800 Damn y'all rich Well we got you know, we also 1:02:01.400 --> 1:02:04.280 rich in that tier you get a phone call. Um, 1:02:04.560 --> 1:02:06.800 I'm gonna Also I'm working on getting some maybe some 1:02:06.960 --> 1:02:08.880 stickers and some cool stuff for our patrons who come 1:02:08.920 --> 1:02:11.240 to our live shows. Don't yeah, just to give them. 1:02:11.320 --> 1:02:13.280 So I'm excited to meet you guys. Y'all will be 1:02:13.360 --> 1:02:16.160 the only ones who have horrible decisions March for now, 1:02:16.320 --> 1:02:18.720 so I'm excited. Like we we did sell it at 1:02:18.720 --> 1:02:20.160 a live show. We never doing it again, but for 1:02:20.240 --> 1:02:22.440 fifteen bucks. Basically, well you know, I'll get on a 1:02:22.480 --> 1:02:24.280 call with you and review some outlines that I have 1:02:24.400 --> 1:02:26.160 for the upcoming show. You give me your feedback, you 1:02:26.200 --> 1:02:29.040 tell me what you think, UM suggestions, all of that. 1:02:29.200 --> 1:02:32.640 We love that and I love doing with patrons. I 1:02:32.720 --> 1:02:34.959 honestly like it because like I just really don't feel 1:02:34.960 --> 1:02:37.320 like you should come from my neck unless you contribute 1:02:37.320 --> 1:02:39.760 to the show. Then bitch you earn it, you come 1:02:39.800 --> 1:02:43.320 for me. Like the therapy comments, didn't really pay attention 1:02:43.360 --> 1:02:45.160 to them less they were patrons because they were the realist. 1:02:45.320 --> 1:02:47.360 They don't talk to us like shit, you know what 1:02:47.400 --> 1:02:51.640 I mean, Like yeah, they're they're actual supporters. So uh again, 1:02:51.760 --> 1:02:54.720 thank you guys for supporting UM Weezie and I are 1:02:54.840 --> 1:02:57.920 looking for different ways to be more interactive with patrons. 1:02:58.200 --> 1:03:00.240 You guys will also again be helping us do so 1:03:00.280 --> 1:03:02.440 our show again the only place where you can get 1:03:02.480 --> 1:03:04.520 merch and for a lot of the cities that do 1:03:04.720 --> 1:03:07.160 sell out, because which we sold out the first DC 1:03:07.320 --> 1:03:10.640 show in four days. We are saving seats for just 1:03:11.000 --> 1:03:13.640 people who are patrons, so we do have seats for 1:03:13.680 --> 1:03:16.000 you guys in every city. Um again, we want to 1:03:16.040 --> 1:03:19.320 thank you guys and enjoy the clip of the one 1:03:19.360 --> 1:03:24.080 of another clips because I don't know he was really 1:03:24.360 --> 1:03:26.240 doing that at the end of this one, but anyways, 1:03:26.360 --> 1:03:31.680 all of them are we okay? Um what guys? Thank 1:03:31.720 --> 1:03:35.480 you for listening. So horridle decisions. This has been Oh yeah, 1:03:35.560 --> 1:03:40.439 another episode of horrible decisions. Go get some dick back. 1:03:43.600 --> 1:03:45.800 I feel like sometimes I want to tell people you're 1:03:45.800 --> 1:03:49.520 straight when they ask, because you don't date men like 1:03:49.680 --> 1:03:56.440 Vinny or Christopher or himself. We're calling James queer. But 1:03:56.520 --> 1:03:58.920 he has told all these stories about sucking women and 1:03:59.080 --> 1:04:01.800 having an ex wife, Like, yeah, how does that start 1:04:01.840 --> 1:04:05.840 to happen? How are you like, have you always like 1:04:05.880 --> 1:04:08.680 how did that happen? Um? I mean it's something that 1:04:08.720 --> 1:04:11.880 I don't necessarily like to talk about explicitly, because that's 1:04:11.920 --> 1:04:15.280 not something I'm even that sure about in some ways, 1:04:15.320 --> 1:04:17.240 and I feel like it's it's kind of a gray area, 1:04:17.320 --> 1:04:19.200 like and I've kind of come and it's something that I, 1:04:19.360 --> 1:04:20.640 you know, I wasn't sure about that's kind of how 1:04:20.680 --> 1:04:23.160 it came about. I grew up thinking I was straight 1:04:23.240 --> 1:04:26.120 almost you know, being afraid like in the church culture 1:04:26.120 --> 1:04:27.920 I grew up on, and people were like, you know, 1:04:28.040 --> 1:04:30.280 you be afraid, like don't get into sex stuff and 1:04:30.320 --> 1:04:31.919 looking at porn and all this stuff you could turn 1:04:31.960 --> 1:04:34.800 out gay. And like that was the thing. They're like, 1:04:34.840 --> 1:04:37.320 don't masturbate, you'll you'll get used to, you know, touching 1:04:37.320 --> 1:04:38.920 a dick, and then you'll be attracted to that, and 1:04:38.960 --> 1:04:41.320 then you'll be gay. And I was like yeah, And 1:04:41.440 --> 1:04:43.160 that was definitely like messages that you know, we were 1:04:43.200 --> 1:04:44.640 told as a kid, how long did it take you 1:04:44.720 --> 1:04:51.640 to masturbate? I don't know. I was I was like 1:04:51.920 --> 1:04:55.040 very sheltered and raised and homeschooled and not raised around 1:04:55.040 --> 1:04:57.040 a lot of other kids. So I didn't really even 1:04:57.080 --> 1:05:00.840 figure out masturbation until I was like sixteen. Wo Yeah, 1:05:02.160 --> 1:05:06.320 did it like surprising? Yes? It was? It like like 1:05:07.200 --> 1:05:09.280 you stumbled upon it or someone told you to look. No, 1:05:09.480 --> 1:05:11.840 I stumbled upon it. I was just like watching like 1:05:12.000 --> 1:05:14.000 my parents were like out of the house for a second. 1:05:14.000 --> 1:05:16.200 I was by myself for a second, and so I 1:05:16.280 --> 1:05:18.959 turned on the TV and it was like entertainment tonight, 1:05:19.000 --> 1:05:24.360 either some special on Pamela Anderson or like illustrated Wisdom. No, 1:05:24.480 --> 1:05:26.680 I didn't never had capable We never even had basic cable. 1:05:26.720 --> 1:05:29.080 I would watch like a limidate. Sometimes it was bad, 1:05:29.680 --> 1:05:31.840 I would I would watch. I would watch fucking uh. 1:05:33.960 --> 1:05:36.080 I would watch like soap operas and ship just because 1:05:36.120 --> 1:05:38.000 like that was a lot to me. My mom was 1:05:38.080 --> 1:05:40.320 so like strict about like seeing any kind of nudity 1:05:40.400 --> 1:05:43.040 or anything your mom. My mom she would take the 1:05:43.120 --> 1:05:45.040 newspapers when they came in and take all of the 1:05:45.400 --> 1:05:49.840 ads for with like underwear ads even like camart and stuff, 1:05:49.880 --> 1:05:51.280 and take that ship out. And when she wouldn't, I 1:05:51.320 --> 1:05:53.280 would find it. I want to stop you for a second, 1:05:53.360 --> 1:05:58.360 just to give you guys context. James's mom, Um, I 1:05:58.400 --> 1:06:00.919 would say, has very bohemian hip, be kind of vibe. 1:06:00.960 --> 1:06:04.560 Look okay right now. So it's hard to hear this 1:06:04.720 --> 1:06:09.120 because I came over and I was like talking about 1:06:09.120 --> 1:06:10.440 how I would have had to go to the bathroom, 1:06:10.560 --> 1:06:12.160 and like she's like, oh my god, I've got a 1:06:12.200 --> 1:06:14.680 squatty pott. It's great. I'm like, you gotta what. She 1:06:14.840 --> 1:06:17.000 takes my hand, dragged me up the stairs, sits on 1:06:17.040 --> 1:06:19.240 the toilet, shows me how to use it. She's like, yeah, 1:06:19.280 --> 1:06:24.919 you can use it. After dinner, she was so dope. 1:06:24.960 --> 1:06:27.280 I said fuck like a lot. I think I talked 1:06:27.320 --> 1:06:29.840 about maybe sex a few times, and his mom was 1:06:30.000 --> 1:06:33.400 so chill. Also Thanksgiving last year, when my mom was 1:06:33.480 --> 1:06:36.120 mad that your mama made better black beans and rice, 1:06:36.720 --> 1:06:39.560 she wasn't having it. I mean, you're only cutting up 1:06:39.640 --> 1:06:45.560 niggas now that she met at a gay bar. So 1:06:49.840 --> 1:06:54.000 from that, it doesn't really matter. I can literally take 1:06:54.080 --> 1:06:57.240 tips out of a newspaper and I will still somehow 1:06:57.760 --> 1:07:03.360 be sucking a girl to split on. So okay, the 1:07:03.480 --> 1:07:06.080 newspapers were going away, you stumbled upon it, it happened. 1:07:06.320 --> 1:07:08.960 Did you even know what j was when it came 1:07:09.000 --> 1:07:11.600 out of your dick? I mean I figured it out 1:07:11.640 --> 1:07:13.280 at that point. I was like, oh, that's what people 1:07:13.320 --> 1:07:15.440 were talking about. Because actually my parents have been like 1:07:15.480 --> 1:07:17.200 trying to talk to me about masturbation, like you don't 1:07:17.200 --> 1:07:18.400 you shouldn't do it. I was like, oh no, just 1:07:18.480 --> 1:07:23.120 stop talking to me, and and I was like yeah, yeah, okay, okay, 1:07:23.240 --> 1:07:25.320 and acted like I knew what it was. And but 1:07:25.400 --> 1:07:28.680 then I figured I was like, oh, and then you 1:07:28.760 --> 1:07:32.640 know that it was off of the racist. But it 1:07:32.800 --> 1:07:35.320 was not stop beginning that I mean kind of like 1:07:35.400 --> 1:07:37.320 it was. It was, but I mean it did suck 1:07:37.360 --> 1:07:39.160 because there was so much like shame around it, and 1:07:39.200 --> 1:07:40.960 I would like try to not do it, and I 1:07:41.000 --> 1:07:42.800 would like feel guilty when I did it, like pray 1:07:42.880 --> 1:07:45.360 about it and try to get God to stymember praying. 1:07:45.480 --> 1:07:47.200 And I would like sit awake in my bed like 1:07:47.280 --> 1:07:49.040 all the time, like Okay, I'm just gonna not do it, 1:07:49.120 --> 1:07:50.800 not do it, and like sit away for hours until 1:07:50.880 --> 1:07:53.040 I was gonna suck it and just like jerk off 1:07:53.080 --> 1:07:54.280 and go to sleep. Me like all right now I 1:07:54.320 --> 1:07:57.120 feel bad. I feel bad. I guess I'm not I guys, 1:07:57.120 --> 1:07:58.880 I'm not gonna be prey to to ask God to 1:07:58.880 --> 1:08:01.640 stop you from jerking off because it was just I 1:08:01.680 --> 1:08:04.440 don't know. It's kind of really in vogue. Um. At 1:08:04.440 --> 1:08:07.000 the Christian high school that I went to for like 1:08:07.120 --> 1:08:10.960 there to be like accountability groups, like six eighteen year 1:08:11.000 --> 1:08:13.880 old like guys getting together to talk about how like 1:08:14.320 --> 1:08:16.519 you know, either they held strong that week or if 1:08:16.520 --> 1:08:22.000 they stumbled and like found pornography or so like this 1:08:22.160 --> 1:08:24.439 is such a new world for me. I wasn't ask 1:08:24.479 --> 1:08:27.560 God for not be pregnant, I was