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Speaker 1: It's another jub on the twenties period. This is Matt.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hey, Matt, how are you?

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Speaker 1: My name is Seth McElroy. I'm a friend of James.

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Speaker 1: He said to give you a call about some catering stuff. Okay, great. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he mentioned that you didn't have anything going on for

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving yet. No, yeah, we still have some availability. Perfect. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be having a Spanksgiving party this year,

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Speaker 1: a Spanksgiving Spanksgiving. Yeah, yeah, Thanksgiving. I'm having like two

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Speaker 1: hundred people over for a big Spanksgiving party. Okay, I've

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Speaker 1: never really heard of that. What's this? What's this Spanksgiving party? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of like Thanksgiving, but I'm just play on words,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's Spanksgiving, so okay, but

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Speaker 1: still the same sort of Thanksgiving food. And Yeah, one

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Speaker 1: thing that I'm gonna need is a kittie pool full

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Speaker 1: of gravy. Can you make that much gravy? Um? A

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Speaker 1: kittie pool? Yeah, you know, like a children play in

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Speaker 1: the summertime. Yep, full of gravy. Um. I'd have to

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Speaker 1: find out how much that would be. But we can

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Speaker 1: make a lot of gravy perfect. Why would you want

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Speaker 1: the gravy in a kiddie pool. Oh, that's for the wrestling.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be doing gravy wrestling. Your guests are going

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Speaker 1: to be wrestling in gravy, Yes, in the pool. Yep,

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Speaker 1: I've never, I've never. It sounds a little dangerous. If

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, the gravy is gonna be very hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is, and so people could get burns. Hey, listen,

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Speaker 1: the gravey is gonna be hot. The gravey is gonna

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Speaker 1: be hot, the wrestling is gonna be hot. Welcome the

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Speaker 1: spanks giving my friend, Um, let's talk about what everyone

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Speaker 1: you want everyone to be eating. I figured we could

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Speaker 1: just after they're done wrestling in the gravey, we could

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Speaker 1: just use it for the rest of food. That's probably

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Speaker 1: a horrible idea, really, because you don't know where, you know,

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Speaker 1: if your guests showered before getting in. I mean, there's

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Speaker 1: gonna be hair and stuff in it. I figured we

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Speaker 1: cut corners, save a little dough just by having the

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Speaker 1: wrestling gravy same as a food gravey. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I can condone that. I mean I can definitely set

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Speaker 1: some gravy aside for you Okay, Well, we'll figure out

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Speaker 1: the gravy thing later. Okay, Okay, we'll come back to that.

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Speaker 1: What else would you like to serve? Well, I wanted

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Speaker 1: turkeys obviously, Okay, but is it possible to do like

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Speaker 1: a raw turkey and a cook turkey kind of in

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Speaker 1: the form like they're making love. Um, a raw turkey

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Speaker 1: and a cook turkey being together. Okay, that's interesting. I've

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Speaker 1: never um can you can you picture what I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about there? Like? Um, I don't. I don't really, I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure what that would even look like because you know,

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Speaker 1: the turkeys don't have heads or anything, so how do

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Speaker 1: you know they're making love? Well, but you just you

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Speaker 1: just like set one turkey on top of the other

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Speaker 1: and maybe, I don't know, put something to keep them

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Speaker 1: together so it looks like they're being intimate with each other.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if setting up two turkeys to look

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Speaker 1: like they're making love is really part of what we

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Speaker 1: would be responsible for. I don't know if you'd find

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Speaker 1: another catering company that would do that. All right, So

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Speaker 1: if I want the turkeys to do it, then I've

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Speaker 1: got to do that myself. Yeah, if you want, if

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Speaker 1: you if you want the turkeys to have sex. I

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Speaker 1: will make the turkeys for you, okay, and you can

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Speaker 1: make them do things to each other. Got it all right, perfectly?

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Speaker 1: But it sounds hot though, right? Yeah? No, honestly, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound doesn't sound hot at all. Oh, come on,

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Speaker 1: you ever wanted to go to a spanksgiving party like this? Before?

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what a spanksgiving party was, and now

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Speaker 1: that I do, I definitely don't want to go. Oh,

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Speaker 1: because I was hoping that you would come to the

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Speaker 1: party and you know, have a little fun too. Hey man, listen,

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Speaker 1: I got to ask, how do you know my buddy James? Oh?

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Speaker 1: How do I know James? I know James very well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're toppy. You russell James and gravy or something. No,

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Speaker 1: I haven't. James actually emailed me to call you because

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Speaker 1: this is Jewel from Brooklyn. Jewel in the morning, I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you. Jesus,

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Speaker 1: your buddy James set you up. Obviously, He says, you

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Speaker 1: run a catering service and get some weird phone calls sometimes.

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Speaker 1: This would have been the weirdest week up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. I've never seen a diamond

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Speaker 1: in flace.