Speaker 1: Second, lately, we've been asking people on this segment to
Speaker 1: pull up their apps and have them read off the
Speaker 1: other person's dating profile just to get an idea of
Speaker 1: who they are in a different kind of way. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the US just asking boring questions like who are they?
Speaker 1: Totally And I don't know if my co host really
Speaker 1: like that strategy or not. I do think I didn't
Speaker 1: ask whether you did. I'm just saying I didn't know.
Speaker 1: But I'm curious what our audience think. So text into
Speaker 1: seventy five nine, who tell us? Do you like us
Speaker 1: having them read stuff off of the dating bios? And
Speaker 1: today we have Samantha on the line. Samantha, are you
Speaker 1: cool if we did that with you? Because I know
Speaker 1: some people think of it as a little bit of
Speaker 1: an invasion of privacy. I personally call it getting the
Speaker 1: juicy deets. I think it's a same Yeah, you're down
Speaker 1: to spill some juice on the b and J Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, God, pull up the guy's profile and tell
Speaker 1: us what's his name? Okay? One second, you can't do
Speaker 1: two things at once, Samantha, his name is okay, Ian? Okay?
Speaker 1: And what app are we on? Can I ask that Okay,
Speaker 1: we're on hinge. I got it. Okay, now splash some
Speaker 1: fresh squeezed Ian juice on us. Tell us what's on
Speaker 1: his profile? No, no, that's a different app. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to get that's okay, I guess read what it says. Okay.
Speaker 1: So on his bio, his interest say comedy, hip hop,
Speaker 1: and pizza. Okay, he likes to laugh and he likes pizza.
Speaker 1: He's a real rebel. But at least it's not the opposite.
Speaker 1: He's like, I like not laughing in vegetables, then it'd
Speaker 1: be more boring. That's a good way to look at.
Speaker 1: What else is all there? Okay? So later his profile,
Speaker 1: there's a prompt that says I get ways too excited
Speaker 1: about and he puts birds first? Is he old? Is
Speaker 1: that why he said that you don't need to be alone.
Speaker 1: I am a bird watcher, and I can tell you
Speaker 1: it's a hoot. I think no Brooks laugh on the inside.
Speaker 1: I'm not, Wow, what did you think of that? Did you?
Speaker 1: Did you like that he was into bird watching? I
Speaker 1: mean I like animals. So I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I guess we can do the birth. I wonder if
Speaker 1: people like me and he knows how to spot a
Speaker 1: woodpecker or a sap suffer bird. Jokes they're always good.
Speaker 1: Is that a joke? Yeah? Okay? Whatever on? What else?
Speaker 1: What else? Okay? So, um, under the worst state idea
Speaker 1: I've ever had, he wrote, getting bangs not good. I
Speaker 1: thought I thought it was I thought it was a verb,
Speaker 1: and that would have been worse. They went and got
Speaker 1: haircuts together. Okay, really straight, he's a guy with bathing
Speaker 1: like birds. Well, at least he admitted that was a
Speaker 1: bad idea. Yeah, so does he still have bangs in
Speaker 1: his profile picture? No? Yeah, that's good. Yeah. So we
Speaker 1: started messaging and it was just I don't know, it
Speaker 1: was like really easy and natural with him. Oh that's cool.
Speaker 1: It's been good pictures if you swipe to that. What
Speaker 1: did you guys end up going to do for your date? Um?
Speaker 1: We met up at a bar for some drinks. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of people like me there though,
Speaker 1: because I kept playing Macaelmor's shot like I'm gonna pop
Speaker 1: fantastic like on the jukebox. Yeah yeah, okay, that could
Speaker 1: just be a troll. I have a friend. They have
Speaker 1: Wi Fi juke boxes now, yeah? Yeah, down the street
Speaker 1: from a bar and he will troll the bar and
Speaker 1: play like it didn't choose singing. It didn't sound like
Speaker 1: a troll. Yeah. I literally played it like ten times.
Speaker 1: Whoa good song though? It was? Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: love that song. Like Ian thought it was funny. He
Speaker 1: liked the song too. He thought it was funny ten times.
Speaker 1: That's literally thirty minutes of that song. Yeah. Everyone else
Speaker 1: thought it was really annoying and was staring. But was
Speaker 1: this a highlight for you or a low left? It
Speaker 1: was a highlight because then he was really sweet and
Speaker 1: he was like, well, can you like blame them for
Speaker 1: staring at you when you look as good? And sometimes
Speaker 1: it's nice to have that, like us against the room.
Speaker 1: He's a little bit cheesy, like pizza, I like that
Speaker 1: or like you right now? Did anything else happen? Was
Speaker 1: there some bird watching on this date? No bird watching?
Speaker 1: Oh see, that's why is a comed back. Not even pigeons.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be there's always an opportunity. But what else happened? So?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was paid him a compliment back
Speaker 1: and I was like, you're the only guy I'm interested
Speaker 1: in online. Oh that's a big thing. To say statement.
Speaker 1: How did he respond? Well, he actually ended up kissing
Speaker 1: me while we were sitting at the bar. Oh my good,
Speaker 1: open mouth kiss or a peck. It was a passionate kiss.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Was it a passionate kiss? Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a good kiss. Okay, so cute. This is all sounding
Speaker 1: really good. How did you guys end the evening? So
Speaker 1: it started getting late and he offered to walk me home? Okay,
Speaker 1: he gave me a piggyback ride home and then again
Speaker 1: at my door. Classic. Oh, and then you guys wait
Speaker 1: out again at your door? He said, Yeah, it was cute,
Speaker 1: but you've been texting and trying to get a second
Speaker 1: date on the books, and nothing's really been working with
Speaker 1: my schedule. And I was like, please, don't think I'm
Speaker 1: blowing you off, because I'm definitely not. Yeah. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: so you're worried that he thinks you're blowing him off.
Speaker 1: It's not the other way around. I mean it was
Speaker 1: like that originally, but then it went so long and
Speaker 1: it took him like such a long time to respond,
Speaker 1: and he finally said a day later, like, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna work. Oh after you said please,
Speaker 1: like I'm not trying to blow you off. He still
Speaker 1: wasn't like never mind. Yeah, So I'm like really confused.
Speaker 1: Why would he say that he's not answering me anymore.
Speaker 1: So that's why I reached out to you guys. The
Speaker 1: its like the telltale sign of like I got back
Speaker 1: with my ex or I met somebody else. Really nothing wrong,
Speaker 1: there's no red flags at all. See, I think that
Speaker 1: he thinks you're trying to blow him off, even though
Speaker 1: you said it. Yeah, he wants to get ahead of it.
Speaker 1: He wants to be like, I'm rejecting you're Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think he thought that was just a pity text. Maybe. Well,
Speaker 1: let's see if he rejects us when we try and
Speaker 1: call him. No guarantee he'll answer, We're gonna do it
Speaker 1: with your second eight update next Hold On. Except for
Speaker 1: the fifteen straight Macklemore songs we heard maybe the best
Speaker 1: first date that we've heard on this show in a
Speaker 1: long time, and we normally don't get those where the
Speaker 1: guy piggybacks her home, kisses her on the doorstep, and
Speaker 1: then for the next few days they both try to
Speaker 1: figure out how to hang out again, and for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: they just can't and it dissolves well, and he even says,
Speaker 1: like it's over. I'm not even we could to pursue
Speaker 1: this anymore after trying it for so long. And you
Speaker 1: know what, I call that the dating magic window, because
Speaker 1: there's usually about forty eight hours after your first date
Speaker 1: where you need to capitalize on that high feeling and
Speaker 1: see each other again, or the spark goes away and
Speaker 1: things just kind of fizzle out. She did say she
Speaker 1: kind of took a while at first, but then she
Speaker 1: clarified and said, Hey, I'm really sorry. I've been super busy.
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to ghost you anything. So maybe that's
Speaker 1: what it comes down to. Maybe things just took too
Speaker 1: long and it fizzled. Is that what you're thinking, Samantha,
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I hope it's not that because
Speaker 1: I really liked him. See, I think you should hope
Speaker 1: it is that because that is easy for us to fix.
Speaker 1: We can refizzle unfizzle situation. Let's just call in now. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey is it seing? Uh?
Speaker 1: It is? Just want to say, one fellow bird watcher
Speaker 1: to another, how's it going? Man? Oh? I thought there
Speaker 1: was going to be like a bird. Well okay, it
Speaker 1: was a dove birdwatchers association. Yeah. Also, you're on the
Speaker 1: radio with Brooke and Jeffrey right now. What Yeah, not
Speaker 1: sure if you listen to us, but one show in
Speaker 1: the in the country that is a verifiable fact. And
Speaker 1: we're also a show that does something called a second
Speaker 1: date update. You ever heard of that? I'm not familiar. Well, uh,
Speaker 1: you're about to be, because you're on one now. We're
Speaker 1: trying to help out a one of our listeners named Samantha,
Speaker 1: who you went out on a date with recently. Uh
Speaker 1: is that ringing about several weeks ago? Ye? And the
Speaker 1: thing is, your date is a little bit strange compared
Speaker 1: to most of the ones that we do, because it
Speaker 1: actually sounded like a good time and then afterwards you
Speaker 1: two were trying to set up another hangout. But it
Speaker 1: sounds like maybe it took too long or Samantha was
Speaker 1: too busy and the spark may have died off. She
Speaker 1: said you guys were texting after your date and that
Speaker 1: you were trying to plan something and then suddenly you
Speaker 1: were just like, nah, I'm done. Yeah, I mean that's true,
Speaker 1: but like she started sending like mixed messages and like,
Speaker 1: online dating pretty tough as it is, So I'm not
Speaker 1: into playing games, And so what do you mean that
Speaker 1: she was sending mixed messages? When you meet somebody, you
Speaker 1: go out into the date, it's cool, and like I
Speaker 1: understand like not checking your profile and like actively like
Speaker 1: just sort of focusing on one person. That's the way
Speaker 1: I am. Yeah, she said she told you that she
Speaker 1: didn't want to date anybody else, that she was going
Speaker 1: to focus on you. Oh right, and then and then
Speaker 1: right after that you kissed her. That's all true, and
Speaker 1: at the time, I like totally believed it. What happened
Speaker 1: to change? Yeah? That fun. Right after the date, things
Speaker 1: were good, but like we spent like a few days
Speaker 1: texting back and forth trying to figure out when to
Speaker 1: hang out again. Yeah, And like during that time, I
Speaker 1: had told my friends I'd sent a couple of photos saying, like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm going out with this cute girl Samantha,
Speaker 1: like wish me luck. Yeah, so you're that excited? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they were like they couldn't have been like more
Speaker 1: excited for me. However, a couple days later, one of
Speaker 1: my good friends texted me, Hey, what was that girl
Speaker 1: you went out with. Is this her? Oh no, No,
Speaker 1: what did they send you? What was the picture of Well,
Speaker 1: it was on a different dating app that she had
Speaker 1: matched with him and had reached out to him, not
Speaker 1: knowing that he's my buddy. And her profile photo on
Speaker 1: bumble is the photo of the outfit she was wearing
Speaker 1: the night we went out, in front of the bar
Speaker 1: we were at. Did you take a picture of her
Speaker 1: that night? It must have been before our date because
Speaker 1: she was by herself, but it was clearly the bar
Speaker 1: we were at. Oh man, I'm sorry. She must have
Speaker 1: looked really good that night picture and posted on her
Speaker 1: back after you guys like benefit of the doubt. What
Speaker 1: if she just messaged you messaged your buddy after you
Speaker 1: had told her, no, I'm good, I'm gonna move on,
Speaker 1: or remember because she said it wasn't working, you guys
Speaker 1: couldn't link up on a date like she didn't say
Speaker 1: she created a new profile picture from the night that
Speaker 1: they went out. Well, she didn't say I'm your girlfriend,
Speaker 1: she's still interested. She said I'm the only You're the
Speaker 1: only guy I'm interested in someone. Well maybe that was
Speaker 1: true in that moment. That's totally fine, but don't say that,
Speaker 1: like you're not interested, that you're only interested in one person,
Speaker 1: like do what you want? Okay, So right now you
Speaker 1: feel like you were being deceived by her, and I
Speaker 1: understand that because kind of we've been deceiving you at
Speaker 1: the same time by not telling you. Samantha's on the
Speaker 1: other line what she's been listening, because I'm gonna you know,
Speaker 1: like I said, I don't what I told you. I'll
Speaker 1: tell her go ahead. Why would you tell somebody that
Speaker 1: all you wanted to do with date this one person
Speaker 1: and that they were the only one for you and
Speaker 1: then that day start a new dating profile from the
Speaker 1: photo the night we were out. That's a lot, Samantha say, Hi,
Speaker 1: there you go. Okay, all right, now answer his twenty questions. UM,
Speaker 1: well this is really awkward. Um, why did you say
Speaker 1: that to him? I mean I really did like him
Speaker 1: and we were talking and I don't know, I feel
Speaker 1: like when you're on those apps, you just keep your
Speaker 1: options open. But like he was the only one I
Speaker 1: was actively talking to like that and going on dates
Speaker 1: with an interest that rich. Yeah, She literally back and
Speaker 1: forth that she then matches with my buddy and then
Speaker 1: tells him it's bumbles. She had to reach out to
Speaker 1: him say that, hey, let's go out. I mean I could, like,
Speaker 1: I'll send you the screenshot of their conversation. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: it was like a butt match or a butt text.
Speaker 1: She accidentally swiped and sent him a message. Is that
Speaker 1: what happened, Samantha, Give you a benefit of the doctor.
Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, I wasn't having like any
Speaker 1: serious conversation with him. It was very introductory, and I
Speaker 1: was trying to keep my options open, very light. I
Speaker 1: was not going deep with anyone. I wanted to go
Speaker 1: on a second date with him. Yes, And her profile
Speaker 1: picture on hinges, the profile picture she took on the
Speaker 1: dates with those other guys. Come on, you're silt on, Samantha,
Speaker 1: And like I can see like she's caught up in
Speaker 1: the moment. She's really excited about you. She says something
Speaker 1: that maybe isn't one hundred percent true, right, Samantha, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like she's like outright cheating on you, man,
Speaker 1: And that's a red flag for me to pay. You're
Speaker 1: dating around, Yes, I like to match for fun. That's
Speaker 1: a good point, especially when you're feeling a little bit down,
Speaker 1: you're feeling like you're rejected and the second date isn't happening.
Speaker 1: You want that that confidence boost with one of his
Speaker 1: close friends, and I didn't know was his friend. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's not say that sounds bad. I didn't know. I
Speaker 1: get caught by that. Samantha. Well, in the spirit of
Speaker 1: saying things that might not be one hundred percent true,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on another date? I
Speaker 1: am not at all interested in going out. Like you're
Speaker 1: great and all, but I could never trust you. I
Speaker 1: mean literally the night we went out, you created a
Speaker 1: new profiler. In the next couple of days, yeah, and like,
Speaker 1: I'll never be able to trust you again. Like it's
Speaker 1: just a waste of both of our times. It wasn't
Speaker 1: a new profile, so just dated her photo. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, hail Mary, what if we send you to
Speaker 1: the bird sanctuary together? Birds? That's right, you can't say
Speaker 1: no to birds. But what's the bird thing about? Why
Speaker 1: does that matter? That's right? I thought you. I thought
Speaker 1: you were into birds. Bro on your profile. Do you
Speaker 1: feel deceived, Jeffrey, you're lying to me. Let's go. I
Speaker 1: never want to talk to you again. This show every
Speaker 1: screw you in Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,