1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review The Doctor Sex 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:11,640 Speaker 1: re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. On 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 1: today's episode of The Doctor Sex Reathe Show, Dr Randy 4 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: talks about his tantalizing backstory. Later, Dr Randy becomes the 5 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: show's first in studio patient, and a call with Dr 6 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: Reese's father brings much needed closure to our hosts Many 7 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 1: holes and now The Doctor Sex reaf Show with your host, 8 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: Dr Robert sex Reese. This is the Doctor Robert Sex 9 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: re Show. I'm Dr Robert sex Reese. How can I 10 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: help you today? Every caller that calls me, I take 11 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: as it's me or them. I don't like that either, Honestly, 12 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: now that I'm hearing it come from you, very excited 13 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: to talk about this, Can you give me a second? 14 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: I'm choking on a walnut. You know you're on the air, 15 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 1: and we just put aside our differences in a you 16 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 1: that I was right, very impatient to hear your question, 17 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: but also living in fear of it. I'm throwing gems 18 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: at you and you just keep dropping them in the river. 19 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: My situation is, I'm doing what I love. I'm free 20 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: from human touch, and I'm here to give what I 21 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: have to you. Alright, I guess we're rolling right into it. 22 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 1: We're gonna keep going. There's no time to stop here. 23 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 1: The emotional train wreck continues its slow motion path of destruction. 24 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: If you're here for an episode of Will It Fit 25 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: with Widemouth Barry, I'm sorry to say that Barry has 26 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: had a medical incident with three billiard balls. And at 27 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,399 Speaker 1: the same time, my producer Shelley has scheme to take 28 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: over his time slot today so we can all slog 29 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: through this orchestrated family drama. The topic today will be parenthood. 30 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: Ironic as well because it cuts you up. Several weeks ago, 31 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: I was accused of having a daughter, impossible since I've 32 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: never had sex, and now, just moments ago, I've also 33 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: learned that I might also have a twin brother who 34 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: was supposed to be the greatest sex therapist of all time, 35 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: although to me he sounds basically like a sex pest 36 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 1: with the decent psychological instincts. Thank you very much, that's him. 37 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: That's Dr Randy. Off the air, I talked to Dr Randy. 38 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: He went through his little book and remember that he did, 39 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 1: in fact have sex with a woman named Genevieve Reese 40 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 1: exactly nine months before Amy Reese's avowed birth date. So 41 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: this proves that he is Amy Reese's father and that 42 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 1: I am not Amy Reese's father. So this raises all 43 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 1: kinds of questions. Are my parents even my real parents? 44 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 1: And if not, why did I have to go to 45 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: summer camp with them every god damn weekend? And why 46 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 1: didn't Dr Randy have to go? Oh? And both of 47 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 1: us also have identical scars on our perenniums, which some 48 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: people call the taint, but I'm sure that is extremely common. 49 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: I have seen a lot of perenniums very up close, 50 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,000 Speaker 1: and it is not very common. Okay. Well, as much 51 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: as this entire line of questioning disgusts and irritates me, 52 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 1: I guess we have to follow it. So, so what 53 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: do the scars mean here? Like? What? What? What? What? What? 54 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 1: What's the working theory? I guess We're just going to 55 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: figure this out live in front of you, where we 56 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:31,839 Speaker 1: all twins conjoined at the taint? I mean, how would 57 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,399 Speaker 1: that even work out for our for our mother, who 58 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: you know, well, neither of us has ever met our 59 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: biological mother. Correct, what are you saying that she exploded? 60 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: During childbirth. I have no idea. I'm just saying I 61 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: don't know who she is, but I'm pretty sure it's 62 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: not Linda. He's talking now about my mom, Linda Reese. 63 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: All Right. You know, I know I don't have a 64 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: wide range of emotions to experience. But aren't you Dr 65 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: Randy even the least bit angry with Shelley. She has 66 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: been manipulating us like Marionette puppets. But now we're out 67 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: here doing Punch and Judy live on the air. Well, 68 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: she sits back and laughs, her puppet master laugh. How 69 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 1: are you not furious with her? She lied to you. 70 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: She brought the truth to light. The truth is always good. 71 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: And now I have a twin brother and a daughter, 72 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 1: and it's just amazing to know that there's more of 73 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: my genetic material out in the world. There is more 74 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 1: of me. You are a little bit of me, She 75 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: is a little bit of me. We are all me, 76 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: and that is beautiful. Who are you though? Dr? Randy? 77 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: This is what I want to know, and I want 78 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: to know it seriously. Before you asked me, what's my deal? 79 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,279 Speaker 1: So I'm going to turn the tables on you. What 80 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:59,320 Speaker 1: is your deal? I grew up on a commune and Oregon, 81 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: phil with the best sex researcher, sex therapists, and ton 82 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: trick masters that were available in America in nineteen seventy six. 83 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: Apparently in the story I've always been told is that 84 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:15,800 Speaker 1: I was the creation of the best genetic material of 85 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: everyone at the commune to be the best sex therapist ever. 86 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: But I always heard rumor, I always heard rumor that 87 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: I had a twin the the dregs to my cream, 88 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:35,279 Speaker 1: but that I had consumed him in utero. So very 89 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 1: similar to the movie Twins if Danny DeVito never existed. 90 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: So I guess would Randy be the in this scenario 91 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: the Danny de Vito character, or do you think that's 92 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: the case. I don't know what the case is. Have 93 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 1: you seen Twins? Yeah, of course I've seen twins. You've 94 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,280 Speaker 1: so one one of the twins is tall and one 95 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: of the twins is short. Yeah, that's not the only 96 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 1: trait that they share. One of the twins is also 97 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: very loyal, he's clever, he's funny. If this is true, 98 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,479 Speaker 1: then it doesn't mean this is because I also turned 99 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,960 Speaker 1: out to be a sex therapist, a pretty successful one. 100 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 1: You know that this is not necessarily the case that 101 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 1: I'm the I'm just gonna let you sit with this 102 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,839 Speaker 1: and let it sink in. I'm I'm going to continue 103 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,119 Speaker 1: to sink in. And while we're while we're sinking, let's 104 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 1: let's take a break for an ad. Long Lost Twins. 105 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,599 Speaker 1: Merlote is a new exciting player on the wine scene 106 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 1: from the Vineyard who brought you a strange mother who 107 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:56,160 Speaker 1: wants to reconnect Pinot Griggio and legally married second cousins. 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Amy, I'm reaching 118 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: out because I have found your real father. Can you 119 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 1: believe it? Would you be available to get on a 120 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: live phone call, and Amy said, father L O L 121 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: all capital and I just keep getting the dot dot dots. 122 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 1: But then she hasn't sent anything for thirty minutes. She's 123 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 1: actually a lot cooler than that than those messages sound. 124 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 1: So I'm so filled with emotion. What do I do now? 125 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 1: Maybe this is why the universe placed me here? This 126 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 1: is what you do, right? You help people work through 127 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 1: their problems on air? Kind yes I do. What if 128 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 1: I was your caller for this episode whose theme is parenthood? Right? 129 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: This is perfect. I love the way my life works 130 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 1: out a little unorthodox. Uh, we both just found out 131 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 1: we are twin brothers. Everything about today is an orthodox 132 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,360 Speaker 1: Throw it to the wind man and ride it on 133 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:33,160 Speaker 1: a wave runner? Fine? Sure, okay, yeah, why not? All right? 134 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,680 Speaker 1: What wonderful? Okay? So what what? What? What? What do 135 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 1: you normally do? Right? Well? I would say something like, wow, 136 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 1: today has been a real trash pile. But what else 137 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 1: do I expect? Let's keep this out of control train 138 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,679 Speaker 1: moving and take our next caller. We have Dr Randy. 139 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: Dr Randy, you're on the air, ring ring, ring ring? Yes, 140 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,680 Speaker 1: what are you doing? I'm I'm calling, I'm calling into 141 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 1: the show. We have to make it real, Okay, Ring, Ring, 142 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 1: I'm very glad that we didn't grow up together. Yes, Hello, 143 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 1: you're on the air. Hello, Yes, am I on the air. 144 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,199 Speaker 1: You are on the air. What is your question? Okay? 145 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 1: I'm widely considered the best sex therapist in the world widely, 146 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 1: and I've had sex with four Wilt Chamberlain's worth of men, 147 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:21,520 Speaker 1: women and undefined. All right, So that's what eighty thousand 148 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:25,800 Speaker 1: or so victims, give or take ten thousand. Anyway, I've 149 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 1: found my work very fulfilling. But I recently found out 150 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:33,680 Speaker 1: that I have a daughter, and she's apparently a bitter 151 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,120 Speaker 1: pain in the ass like her uncle. But this news 152 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:41,439 Speaker 1: is actually really changed my outlook on my life. You 153 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 1: just learned this ten minutes ago, dr Andy. I believe 154 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:49,559 Speaker 1: life is meant to be experienced, and even though I'm 155 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,040 Speaker 1: late to the game, I want to experience the relationship 156 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 1: between father and daughter. It feels like a huge void 157 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,680 Speaker 1: has opened up in me avoid that can't be filled 158 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: with incredible sex and multi our genital massages. I am 159 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,800 Speaker 1: very close to cutting you off. Can we move it along? 160 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,840 Speaker 1: The Only problem is this new daughter doesn't want anything 161 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,640 Speaker 1: to do with me. How do I forge a relationship 162 00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 1: with my daughter if she won't talk to me, all right, 163 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,800 Speaker 1: Dr Randy, Well, first of all, if this daughter of 164 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:27,840 Speaker 1: yours is anything like her uncle, she takes a while 165 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 1: to process new information. I'm talking months, possibly years, could 166 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,800 Speaker 1: stretch into a sort of a decade type of measurement. 167 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,720 Speaker 1: Not only is it going to change her personal life, 168 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,000 Speaker 1: it's going to alter her professional life. How how so 169 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,560 Speaker 1: she has an extremely popular podcast called the Daddy Dear 170 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:49,360 Speaker 1: Cast where she talks about the search for for fathers 171 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,920 Speaker 1: and father figures. And if it turns out that she 172 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:57,439 Speaker 1: actually has a father, then that show it's probably down 173 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,400 Speaker 1: the toilet, down the drain, bye bye? Could put may 174 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: he be having me on? Could be a natural conclusion 175 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:08,560 Speaker 1: to her show. Then we could start a father daughter podcast. 176 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,200 Speaker 1: She could do whatever she does, and I could talk 177 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,640 Speaker 1: about all the beautiful people I'm sleeping with an healing look. 178 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:18,160 Speaker 1: Just just give her some space, let her know that 179 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,520 Speaker 1: you want to have a relationship, and then back off. 180 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:24,240 Speaker 1: All right, check in every six months or so six 181 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:29,240 Speaker 1: months at minimum. Ah, that's such a long time. What 182 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 1: if I forget? You can set yourself a reminder or 183 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: do you not use phones? No? I don't. I look 184 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 1: at the sun. All right, Well, that is dangerous. But 185 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,680 Speaker 1: I also need you to keep in mind that she 186 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,280 Speaker 1: is pretty much the exact opposite of who you are 187 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 1: and who am I really. I thought I knew who 188 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:53,040 Speaker 1: I was and how I moved through the world, But 189 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:58,000 Speaker 1: meeting you learning I have a daughter, it's like, how 190 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,200 Speaker 1: much do I not know about this world? Yeah? I 191 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 1: know what you mean. Do you do you know about 192 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:08,439 Speaker 1: birch beer? Is that like root beer? Yes, but superior 193 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,079 Speaker 1: and sells at a far slower pace. For no good 194 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 1: goddamn reason, I don't even know about birch beer. I 195 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,840 Speaker 1: feel like a newborn babe. You are a newborn babe 196 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:25,320 Speaker 1: at all, beautiful taught newborn babe. You grew up in 197 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 1: a highly specific, almost hermetically sealed environment. Dr Randy. But 198 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,800 Speaker 1: you you're in the real world. You're dealing with people 199 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,800 Speaker 1: who are in the real world. You need to live 200 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,439 Speaker 1: in the real world for a while. Get a job, 201 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:42,959 Speaker 1: learn how to drive. There's so much that you don't 202 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,200 Speaker 1: know about. Maybe I could, I don't know. Maybe I 203 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:50,920 Speaker 1: could show you around temporal plane the real world a 204 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,959 Speaker 1: little bit, and I could show you how to enjoy sex. 205 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 1: Absolutely not. There's no way that's going to happen. And 206 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,480 Speaker 1: if you mentioned that again, I'm calling the police. When 207 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 1: I walked in here, I I had low expectations. It 208 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,920 Speaker 1: smelt weird. I figured the only good thing to come 209 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,959 Speaker 1: out of this with that, I probably would have sex 210 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,520 Speaker 1: with Shelley on my way out. But now I've I 211 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 1: come to find out that I have a daughter, and 212 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:28,120 Speaker 1: I realize that the ultimate conclusion of sex is offspring. 213 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:34,080 Speaker 1: I realize that I have completed the loop. I am 214 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:39,880 Speaker 1: the snake eating its own tail. I have done it. 215 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 1: That feels concluded. I take back what I said in 216 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,360 Speaker 1: my head. You are very good at your job. I 217 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,360 Speaker 1: would still be open to having all right, I'm gonna 218 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:54,600 Speaker 1: thank my guest and uh and brother Dr Randy for that. 219 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,600 Speaker 1: By everyone, it's time for me to follow my tingle 220 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 1: to my next destination. I'll admit it. I look forward 221 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 1: to seeing him in again. And let's say one year, 222 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:06,720 Speaker 1: what do you think maybe we could do a one 223 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 1: year anniversary of our meeting? Uh? He is gone. He's gone. 224 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,319 Speaker 1: Dr Randy's gone. Shelly. Do you know did you see 225 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,800 Speaker 1: where he? And Shelly is also gone? Okay, well, I 226 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:23,080 Speaker 1: can only assume they are showing each other their genitals 227 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 1: right now in the swag closet. Uh, let's go to 228 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:34,280 Speaker 1: an ad. I want to thank our next sponsor, the 229 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:38,640 Speaker 1: good people at Vacation Acres. Hey you yeah, you have 230 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:42,120 Speaker 1: you had a hard week, trouble at work. Did you 231 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,040 Speaker 1: just find out that you were part of a medical 232 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,440 Speaker 1: experiment that up until now was completely hidden from you. Well, 233 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,920 Speaker 1: come on down to Vacation Acres and melt that stress away. 234 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 1: Our relaxing, state of the art facility features rolling vistas 235 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:59,360 Speaker 1: and natural hot springs, perfect for forgetting the ultimate betrayal 236 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,360 Speaker 1: committed by the people you should be able to trust 237 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,800 Speaker 1: most in the world. Act now and get ten percent 238 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:10,440 Speaker 1: off our famous massages at Vacation Acres, and we thank 239 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 1: them for their relaxing support. He Welcome back to the 240 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,560 Speaker 1: Doctor sex Re Show. I'm your host, Dr Robert sex 241 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:27,640 Speaker 1: rese Or am I I honestly, UH cannot say right now. 242 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:32,760 Speaker 1: And I have come to this conclusion. This is all 243 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:37,960 Speaker 1: my parents fault. All of the anger, all the humiliation 244 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,600 Speaker 1: I'm feeling right now, It's all on them. Now. I 245 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,360 Speaker 1: have talked about my parents on the show before. You know, 246 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 1: we have a complicated relationship. They have been trying to 247 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:52,200 Speaker 1: foist openness on me for decades, and I hate them 248 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:56,000 Speaker 1: for it. They live by a code of radical intimacy. 249 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,640 Speaker 1: And I have petitioned Congress to make hugging a hate crime, 250 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,440 Speaker 1: not once, but twice. Almost got through on the second one. 251 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,760 Speaker 1: And now to learn that, after all that emotional torment 252 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,800 Speaker 1: that they have put me through, that I'm not even 253 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:17,920 Speaker 1: their kid. It's like almost choking on a chicken bone, 254 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 1: surviving and then having an actual chicken strangle you to 255 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 1: death with a rope of chicken bones. It's indescribable. My 256 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 1: rage is so blindingly pure right now that it's almost 257 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:38,040 Speaker 1: a kind of euphoria. Have you ever had that, Shelley? 258 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:45,120 Speaker 1: It's very freeing. I feel invincible right now, and and 259 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually want 260 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 1: to call my parents and get them on the phone 261 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,400 Speaker 1: to discuss this. So could you do that for me, Shelley? 262 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: Could you patch them in for me while I see 263 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: if my eyes can actually burn a hole in this 264 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:05,679 Speaker 1: paper right here? And you're serious? Okay, thank you. I 265 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:14,520 Speaker 1: am going to concentrate on this paper. Dr sex Reese, 266 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,160 Speaker 1: your father is online one ah, this is a Dr 267 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,760 Speaker 1: Sex re Show. I'm your host, Dr Robert sex Reese. Uh. 268 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:26,639 Speaker 1: Is this Daniel Robbie? Yes, acclaim sex therapist Dr Daniel Reese, 269 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,520 Speaker 1: author of The Touching Game and Touching for Keeps. Thank 270 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,399 Speaker 1: you for joining us, Robbie. It's very it's wonderful to 271 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,760 Speaker 1: hear from you, and you call me taking a bath talk? Yeah? 272 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 1: Is your wife and co author Dr Linda Rees around. 273 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,439 Speaker 1: Mom's in her own bathtub on the other side of 274 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,000 Speaker 1: the house. Okay, well, it's good that you're finally taking 275 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,040 Speaker 1: baths separately at your advanced ages. No, no, we're We're 276 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,960 Speaker 1: just we're moving the main tub to the den and 277 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,159 Speaker 1: we're expanding at to fit twelve, so this is just 278 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,760 Speaker 1: temporary and I'm good to talk. I got my candles 279 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,120 Speaker 1: all lit here. Thank you, lax. I don't know. Yeah, 280 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 1: if anybody needs to hear all the details about are 281 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 1: you bathing? Because it's really good for your psychology. I 282 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,159 Speaker 1: only started doing it a few years ago, but you know, 283 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,439 Speaker 1: I never took bast because I was always in a hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, shower, shower, 284 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,200 Speaker 1: shower to try it back. But how are you? What's 285 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,280 Speaker 1: going on? Is this? Are we on the air. We 286 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,880 Speaker 1: are actually on the Oh my god, I wondered why 287 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:27,120 Speaker 1: you were being so formal. Well, hello everyone out there 288 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:32,640 Speaker 1: in radio land. Yeah, hello, it's great. Okay. Oh did 289 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:39,560 Speaker 1: you hear that Ray Kalak died? Uncle Ray, Uncle Ray Raykala. Yeah, 290 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,359 Speaker 1: he was actually on his way to a funeral and 291 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,480 Speaker 1: he died. If you can, I don't know whose uncle. 292 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: Who's uncle Ray? No, he's Sam and SUSY's dad. He 293 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,440 Speaker 1: used to come up with these crazy stories. He said. 294 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,919 Speaker 1: He invented wood glue. Dr Ree, quick question for you. 295 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 1: He just called me dad, Come on or pop? Dr Ree. 296 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,320 Speaker 1: Do I have a twin brother named Ray and Dy? 297 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:08,240 Speaker 1: What are you and Linda Reyes my real parents? Oh? Boy, 298 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 1: this is this is why you called. Yeah. Yeah, is 299 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,040 Speaker 1: this a bad time? Well, that's just that's that's a 300 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:19,160 Speaker 1: complicated question. Okay, I don't think so. To me, it's 301 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:23,439 Speaker 1: a simple yes or now theoretically yes, yes, theoretically. And 302 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 1: my twin brother Randy, are you also his parents? Okay? 303 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,160 Speaker 1: In that case, I would say no, okay, even though 304 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: Randy has your exact d NA coursing through his beautiful 305 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,400 Speaker 1: blonde veins. No, as I think you and your listeners 306 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 1: know that is not the mark of parenting. DNA has 307 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,920 Speaker 1: nothing to do with parenting. We did not raise Randy. Well, 308 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,480 Speaker 1: that's very lucky for Randy. May I say, can I 309 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,800 Speaker 1: ask you how you know about all this? Well? I 310 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,560 Speaker 1: know that you and the people in your sex therapy 311 00:19:55,920 --> 00:20:00,679 Speaker 1: commune camp combined all of your DNA somehow to create 312 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:06,239 Speaker 1: one perfect sex therapist fetus. That fetus was born and 313 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:09,240 Speaker 1: is now in fact a world renowned sex therapist who's 314 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:13,000 Speaker 1: very tall and thinks the Big Bang was an ejaculation, 315 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,280 Speaker 1: and is named Randy. I also know that there was 316 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,440 Speaker 1: an unexpected twin fetus which was also born, but that 317 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,199 Speaker 1: fetus turned out to be quite a bit shorter and 318 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,240 Speaker 1: only regionally renowned because it was composed of the leftover 319 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,480 Speaker 1: genetic sludge from your little experiment, and that fetus is 320 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:37,840 Speaker 1: named me. Do you have any kind of response to that? Yes, 321 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,240 Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm just I'm setting up some other candles here. Okay, 322 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 1: did you hear talking? But did you hear it at all? No? 323 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,879 Speaker 1: I just needed to frankly, what you're saying is a 324 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 1: little stressful. I had to break up the sentence. Candles. 325 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,199 Speaker 1: They helped me relax. Are they close at hand so 326 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,560 Speaker 1: you can reach out of the tub and get them, 327 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,840 Speaker 1: or did you have to go into another room while 328 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,439 Speaker 1: you were talking? Now now they're in there, and that 329 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,119 Speaker 1: they were in the hallway, but I could hear you. Okay, 330 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:06,440 Speaker 1: and is it working? Are you feeling distressed? I'm going 331 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,919 Speaker 1: to lie back here and I'm gonna go under the 332 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,919 Speaker 1: water for a minute. Okay, great, So you're just going 333 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,480 Speaker 1: to go through all of the calming exercises that you've 334 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,640 Speaker 1: picked up over the past thirty or forty years while 335 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,640 Speaker 1: we're on air. I knew this day was going to come. 336 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,720 Speaker 1: I knew that this would come up at some point. 337 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,080 Speaker 1: I did not expect to be caught unawares in the bath. 338 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,560 Speaker 1: I did not expect to discuss it on your radio show. 339 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,199 Speaker 1: I would have preferred that we did it in a 340 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: more intimate setting. Well, this to me is, how do 341 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,600 Speaker 1: you want me to respond to this? I don't know. 342 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,600 Speaker 1: I mean, I've only had a few minutes to process this, 343 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,240 Speaker 1: But just off the top of my head, how about 344 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,960 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Robbie. We shouldn't have done that, Robbie. We 345 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,240 Speaker 1: should all be in jail. Robbie. I should probably drown 346 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:49,040 Speaker 1: myself in the bath, Robbie, because I am barely even 347 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:55,760 Speaker 1: able to call myself human. Robbie. Okay, are you are 348 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 1: you trying to cancel me? Is that what this is? No? 349 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,919 Speaker 1: I don't be canceling your father. I don't have the 350 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,320 Speaker 1: ability to cancel anyone, and if I would, if I did, 351 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 1: I would have canceled you years ago. I have to 352 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,639 Speaker 1: you have to take your mind back from before you 353 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:17,080 Speaker 1: were born to an earlier time in this country. We 354 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 1: we were all trying to do what was right. Things 355 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,200 Speaker 1: aren't always black and white, Yes, they are black and white. 356 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,520 Speaker 1: Always thought we were changing the world, all of us did, 357 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,399 Speaker 1: and there were advances that we were making in genetics. 358 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,440 Speaker 1: It wasn't that far eleap to think that we could 359 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:36,399 Speaker 1: create a generation of sexually enlightened super humans to usher 360 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,760 Speaker 1: in a new age. I see, okay, well, that that 361 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,520 Speaker 1: age that was devoid of repression, an age that was 362 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:47,360 Speaker 1: about self actualization through sexuality. No, that that that makes 363 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:48,919 Speaker 1: a lot of sense now that I know that you 364 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:53,200 Speaker 1: guys were sex Nazis. That is that is too fun? 365 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:58,840 Speaker 1: Watch is it to breeding superhumans ushering in a new age? 366 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,360 Speaker 1: That's sex Natzi? Talk right out of the sex Nazi. 367 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 1: I maybe I may be a grammar Nazi, but I 368 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,560 Speaker 1: am not a sex Nazi, and I'm not a Nazi Nazi. No, 369 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,639 Speaker 1: I'm glad you're not a Nazi Nazi. That's one thing 370 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,080 Speaker 1: I would always say about you. We were expanding our minds, 371 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 1: and I have to admit sometimes we had chemical assistance 372 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:27,600 Speaker 1: with that. You know, marijuana, mushrooms, LSD, BCP, reds, blues, greens, pinks, 373 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,399 Speaker 1: all the colors of the rainbow, trank, crank, and this 374 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,320 Speaker 1: was generating a lot of ideas. And we were expanding 375 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,119 Speaker 1: our brains, and we were expanding our sexual awareness. And 376 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,800 Speaker 1: we were young. We were so young, yeah, and arrogant 377 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:45,520 Speaker 1: and arrogant, yes, and stupid and stupid and irresponsible and irresponsible. 378 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,879 Speaker 1: I don't disagree with you and stupid, okay, But you 379 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,919 Speaker 1: know what, if we were so stupid, how come we 380 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,240 Speaker 1: had you? You've had a great life. I have spent 381 00:23:55,119 --> 00:24:01,320 Speaker 1: my entire quote great unquote life trying to live up 382 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:04,960 Speaker 1: to you and Mom and failing at every single turn, 383 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:09,560 Speaker 1: at great expense to me emotionally and physically. You have, 384 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,400 Speaker 1: of course I have. Why do you think I became 385 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,760 Speaker 1: a sex therapist first? Of all, I thought you hated 386 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:19,280 Speaker 1: being I did, and I do. Yes, I hate every 387 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:23,040 Speaker 1: moment of it, but I still made it my career. 388 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:28,120 Speaker 1: That is how badly I just wanted your approval. Well, 389 00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,840 Speaker 1: this is interesting coming from the sun who who reported 390 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,960 Speaker 1: us to the FBI your excessive displays of affection. They 391 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,040 Speaker 1: had a hotline the son who considers birthday cards violence. 392 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 1: I cannot comment on pending legal action, and you know that, 393 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,240 Speaker 1: so it's not really fair to bring that up. Listen, 394 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:50,439 Speaker 1: Dr Reye. The point is, just when I start to 395 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:55,119 Speaker 1: feel like I've done enough in my career to earn 396 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:59,320 Speaker 1: your respect on my own for what I've accomplished as 397 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,400 Speaker 1: a man and as the only regionally syndicated sex therapist 398 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,520 Speaker 1: has never had sex. Just when I get to that point, 399 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,320 Speaker 1: not only do I learn that you're not my real parents, 400 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,520 Speaker 1: these people I've been trying to gain the approval of, 401 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:19,639 Speaker 1: but that you have another kid whose way way better 402 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,760 Speaker 1: at my career than me. Robbie, we are your real parents. 403 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 1: What I don't understand is why you didn't tell me sooner. 404 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,560 Speaker 1: Do you remember when you found out that Santa Claus 405 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,840 Speaker 1: wasn't real? I remember it like it was yesterday. Yes, 406 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,920 Speaker 1: do you remember what you told me? Yes? I said 407 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 1: you'd made a fool out of me and I would 408 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:42,400 Speaker 1: never trust anyone again five five years old. Well yeah, 409 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,680 Speaker 1: it was the ultimate portrayal. So that's why you are. 410 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 1: And you know what, these aren't necessarily bad qualities, but 411 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 1: you are stubborn, you're inflexible, you're intractable. You put up walls. Yeah, 412 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 1: keep keep piling it on. This this is the move 413 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:59,480 Speaker 1: to make end and you genuinely want to help people 414 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,080 Speaker 1: because of those qualities. You challenge everything, which is what 415 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:08,040 Speaker 1: we were doing back then. You possess a childlike innocence that, 416 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:11,400 Speaker 1: frankly I envy. When I listened to your show, I say, 417 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,960 Speaker 1: that's my boy, that's my son, that's my Robbie. I 418 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,200 Speaker 1: didn't know that you listened to the show. I have 419 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,760 Speaker 1: listened to every episode. And do you want to know 420 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,760 Speaker 1: what I really think? You? You? You're the one who 421 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 1: got the good change. The point is you. You. You're aspirational, 422 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,240 Speaker 1: you aspired to something. You're uniquely you. It doesn't matter 423 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 1: where you came from or what you were told or 424 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,480 Speaker 1: what you were and told. You are you and I 425 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:39,120 Speaker 1: love you for that. You do. Yes, maybe I shouldn't 426 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,600 Speaker 1: have told you there was no Santa when you were 427 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:45,200 Speaker 1: five years old. At the time, I felt the idea 428 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 1: of Santa was just corporate malevolence. Maybe in a way, 429 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: my refusal to forgive you for telling you the truth 430 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,560 Speaker 1: kind of set the stage for all of this, where 431 00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:00,040 Speaker 1: I have tried to avoid the truth to get a 432 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,360 Speaker 1: from never experiencing that kind of pain. Again, I don't 433 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,240 Speaker 1: I don't think I've always been the easiest person to 434 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,400 Speaker 1: tell the truth to either, And in my way, I 435 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,919 Speaker 1: tried to avoid the truth as well because I was 436 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,919 Speaker 1: afraid of hurting you, and I knew that you tended 437 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:23,200 Speaker 1: to go into a deep hole metaphorically. I literally dug 438 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,159 Speaker 1: a hole in my yard that I slept in for 439 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 1: three days when I found out that bar Rescue is staged. Well, 440 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,399 Speaker 1: thank you for taking the time to to talk to us. 441 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,359 Speaker 1: I know you're very busy, probably working on another disgusting book. 442 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,880 Speaker 1: The Courage to Touch is now in paperback. He can 443 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: get that on all the Amazon and that, Yeah, people 444 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,480 Speaker 1: know where to people know where to get books. Dead Well, 445 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 1: I'm glad we had this little talk. Yeah, me too, 446 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,160 Speaker 1: Me too, So I guess we should go to an 447 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:54,840 Speaker 1: go to an ad or or maybe just totally turned 448 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 1: the whole station off or whatever needs to happen. But 449 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,400 Speaker 1: before before we do that, I just wanted to tell 450 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:07,720 Speaker 1: you that I love you, and um just please let 451 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,240 Speaker 1: mom know I love her too. Well. I think this 452 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,800 Speaker 1: was very significant. I've never heard you say that. All right, 453 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,840 Speaker 1: let's cut him off. Please thank you. Okay, we'll be 454 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:26,480 Speaker 1: back after this. Okay. 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They talked to Mr and Mrs Dahmer, 464 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,360 Speaker 1: they talked to Ted Bundy's stepdad, Ralph. There's even interviews 465 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,560 Speaker 1: with a surprisingly fun loving Al and Clara Hitler. And 466 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,320 Speaker 1: it's gonna help you find out what they did to 467 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 1: inadvertently create such soulless animals. With this book, you can 468 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,440 Speaker 1: let their mistakes help you become a better parent. That's 469 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,720 Speaker 1: the FBI's Big Book of Parenting No Knows, and it's 470 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:34,880 Speaker 1: available now. I've been on the air for the better 471 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: part of my adult life, and I thought I had 472 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,160 Speaker 1: gone through everything possible to go through. But um, but 473 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,640 Speaker 1: the events of the past two hours feel like it's 474 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,440 Speaker 1: two decades worth of worth of emotions wrapped into one. 475 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 1: I'm tempted right now to strain for a metaphor, but 476 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,719 Speaker 1: I don't even want to sully the experience with that. 477 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,680 Speaker 1: What would I do? What would I what would I 478 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,880 Speaker 1: call it? A croissant, you know, oppressed, diamond of emotion known? 479 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,560 Speaker 1: None of those work. And I just want to say 480 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:10,600 Speaker 1: to you, Shelly Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the 481 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,920 Speaker 1: way I talked to you, the way I treated you, 482 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,720 Speaker 1: and honestly for what I assumed your motivations to be. 483 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:22,440 Speaker 1: I now know that you are just a professional who 484 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:28,040 Speaker 1: has no ulterior motives here, nothing personal against me. You're 485 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 1: just a true producer who wants this show to be 486 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,120 Speaker 1: the best show it possibly can. And I and I 487 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 1: have to tell you, honestly, I would rather have no 488 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,560 Speaker 1: one else as my right hand. I really appreciate you 489 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:50,080 Speaker 1: saying that, Dr Reese, and fascinating timing um for this 490 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,719 Speaker 1: to happen, because you and I both just got an 491 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 1: email from our boss's boss and I'm going to be 492 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: your new co host Shelly and Dr Rees. I'm not 493 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,880 Speaker 1: going to process that information at the moment, don't want to, 494 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,040 Speaker 1: don't feel capable of it. I'm going to consider the 495 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,840 Speaker 1: words I said before Shelley spoke up to be the 496 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:18,000 Speaker 1: concluding words of this episode and this season of The 497 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,280 Speaker 1: Doctor Sex re Show. I am your host, Dr Robert 498 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:26,480 Speaker 1: Sex Reese. Until next time, keep your mind open and 499 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,000 Speaker 1: your eyes your eyes closed. We'll see you next time. 500 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,200 Speaker 1: Make sure to rate, review, and subscribe to The Doctor 501 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,800 Speaker 1: Sex re Show wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts.