WEBVTT - A Gift for Seal (with David Gborie) RE-RELEASE 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:05.600 Is the want for them to actually be helping the 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:08.080 world and black people, or is the want to just 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:12.200 control and subsequently get rich from their control. I think 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:14.600 it's control and get rich. But sometimes that has to 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:17.320 do with black people prospering. I think sometimes it does. 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:20.040 You're saying, I think it's more about power than it 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:23.640 is about impil right, So at the cost of people, 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:26.120 they will continue to get rich. But that doesn't mean 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:29.560 that their sole intention every day is the like murder 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:32.160 a child. No, not at all. But if it lines 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.479 up that way, that's why you can't funk with me. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.559 I'll shoot the ship out that baby. Yeah exactly. I 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:40.440 don't give a ship. I got three cars, but that 0:00:40.600 --> 0:01:04.040 baby baby. I got cards, but that baby ships racist 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:16.880 money can't tell me. Yeah fuck yeah. Welcome, ladies and 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:23.520 gentlemen to another another exceptional episode of My Mama Told Me, 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:27.240 the podcast where we dive deep, deep, so deep, put 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:30.600 your ass to sleep. We dive deep into the world 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:34.080 of black conspiracy theories, and we make it our mission 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:37.959 to prove that Jesus also wants Chris Tucker to start 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:42.040 cursing again. Say nigga, nigga, we need you. We miss 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:45.559 the Chris Tucker, you word, let those demons go. Michael 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:49.080 Jackson is dead, Jeffrey Epstein is dead. No one else 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:52.200 can tell your secrets. Just say nigga, we miss you, 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:57.120 Chris Tucker. Oh boy, we have a phenomenal episode today. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.960 I'm your host, Langston Kerman as always, and I'm very, 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.520 very excited. I'm doing well. I have a bit of 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.920 a tummy ache, but I'm not gonna let that deter me. 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:09.000 I've been eating a fair amount of walnuts. My wife 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.760 and I were trying to have a child together, and 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:16.960 apparently walnuts helped me become more potent. That's that's supposed 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:19.160 to help with my potency, which is not something I 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:21.800 enjoy saying out loud, nor do I expect that you 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.600 enjoy hearing it. But I gotta make my sperm strong, 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:27.520 so I'm mean a lot of walnuts. My guest today, 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:31.320 I imagine he has very strong sperm. I don't doubt 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:34.359 his sperm for a second. Seems like a man with 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:38.160 a thick load, if you ask me, just a proud load. 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:40.400 I don't know if we can still say that about 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:43.880 other people in today's Hollywood, but we'll find out once 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:47.160 he gets on the microphone. He's so funny. Uh, just 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:50.880 fucking the funniest. He has a Comedy Central half hour 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.040 that I love so much, one of the best I've 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:56.600 seen in years. He has an amazing podcast called All 0:02:56.639 --> 0:03:01.040 Fantasy Everything. He is literally the voice of Comedy Central 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:04.480 after they throw the commercials for those Charman Bears. He 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:06.920 is the one that brings you back. Give it up 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:13.000 from my guests. So hilarious, David boy. Everybody they were worried, 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:19.080 what's up, big dog? Just you know, proud, thick load heritage, 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:26.519 just like the heritage. Yeah, just that goes back to Africa. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:30.760 Really sure the Bories are known for their heavy, thick load. Yeah, 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:37.400 they can't read, but man, you don't need to read 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.280 when you need to read with a load like this 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:43.840 spider Man webs everywhere. There's four million of us. Who 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:47.560 needs to read. We're a fucking soccer team. I love that. Yeah, 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.320 I love to hear it. It just gives me. It 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.680 gives me comfort to know that's what you're working with. 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:56.800 I didn't know that about walnuts. I eat walnuts. Yeah, 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.360 they're apparently they're good for you. There's other stuff that's 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:02.080 good for you, and then there's like stuff that feels 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:05.360 fairly obvious, like don't put your laptop in your lap 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:08.560 because you're exposing yourself to radiation, or don't keep your 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.560 your phone in your pocket because five G is gonna 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:17.200 give your dick coronavirus. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.760 for sure, for sure, just the standard rules. I don't 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:21.560 really know what five G is, if we're going to 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:25.560 be completely honest, I don't think anybody does, which is why, 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:29.479 which is why somehow we thought it gave us a cough. Yo, 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:32.040 I think my phone has four G, is what I think? 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:36.360 Oh nice, No, I don't know. It's no, it's terrible. 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:41.520 I have a metro phone. I got you. The technology 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:46.240 hasn't matched the service that you're getting. If you have Metro, 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:50.320 you can't get Corona. That's a fact science. Yeah, you 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.400 tell your listeners. I didn't even do that. That's you 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:57.680 think metro PCs. Sure that's gonna be in their commercials 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:02.480 pretty soon. Oh yeah, that that in thick You want 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:05.640 a thick load and never get coronavirus, then you need 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.799 metro PCs. You also want a BlackBerry for some reason. 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:14.720 If you want a phone that flips open still have 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:21.960 weekend minutes. You want to wait till after seven pm 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:24.960 to call your friends because that's when it's free. Then 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:30.680 you need metro PCs. It don't work in Canada. I 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:33.120 do love that they throw that in where like, oh, 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.160 by the way, in case you were about to travel, 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:41.240 you poor idiot. You can't use this in Canada. You 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:42.960 know what, though, I bet you it works in the 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:48.600 d R m HM for sure. One do you know why? 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.760 Because the Dominican man sold you that phone, and so 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:54.279 he did whatever he needed to do to make sure 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:56.359 that this service was going to make its way to 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:58.960 the Dominican Republic. I mean should be told I have 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:02.520 a Dominican number just for tax purposes. Anyways? Oh is 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:05.960 that is that actually true? No? No, God Jesus Christ, 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.320 because I was gonna say, please don't say it on 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:14.280 the podcast this. I know we talked about conspiracy theories, 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.400 but I'm I can't protect you from anything. I no, no, no, 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:23.000 my numbers, my numbers USA. Hell yeah, I know you 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.600 guys can't hear it at home. But David just winked 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:28.719 at me in one of that that had nothing to 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:31.240 do with this thick load. I think he was mostly 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:35.440 focused on his secret phone number from the Dominican Republic. 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:39.680 No big deal, No big deal. This is uh. I'm 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.960 so happy you're here. We're gonna have a great time. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:45.719 This is actually a really fun, uh subject you brought 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.719 to us. We talked a little bit briefly before this 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:53.120 about what conspiracy theory you most bought into and the 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.719 one that you immediately came back with, which I think 0:06:55.800 --> 0:07:02.080 is so interesting. You said, my mama told me there 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:10.960 is a black illuminati. Bro, tell me more. I'm excited. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.800 So I can remember specifically the first time I heard 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.840 about it. I was living in San Francisco and I 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:21.000 was at the Ace of Fades barbershop on Geneva and 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:24.000 they were playing this YouTube video and it was about 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:28.800 how Prince knew that nine eleven happened. Oh shit, Prince 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:31.400 knew that it happened, or now it was gonna come 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:36.960 he p. Yeah. I love the idea that Prince is 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:41.560 just walking around like a king because he knew it happened. Yeah, 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:50.720 I think have you heard of September eleventh? Open your mind? 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.680 It was that he predicted it, and it was like 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:57.720 a YouTube video and it's like, do you ever see 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:01.240 those videos where it's like the same announcer who talks 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:04.080 like this, Yes, it was that, and they were like, 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:07.840 this is an audio recording of prints four days before 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:12.200 night eleven. And then it was just somebody going bush 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:16.240 knocked down the towers, bush knocked down the towers. And 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.600 then yeah, and then my barber, who was a Filipino 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:24.400 dude flagrantly using saying nigga, I don't know the rules. Yeah, 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:27.120 well everybody else everybody else was cool. I don't I 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:30.360 find in the in the northeast or excuse me, the 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.920 northwest of this country. Nobody knows the rules. You guys 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:36.959 don't have clear definitions on the N word, whereas I'm 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:40.800 from the Midwest and like we have very stark lines, 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:42.679 and you guys are like, I don't know, he looks 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.720 like he's from Taiwan. Go ahead, say a good thing, man. 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:51.520 I don't sixty percent of the Filipinos I know, I 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:55.839 don't know rules like there. But anyways, they played this, 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.760 and then the rest of my haircut was just everybody 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:05.560 arguing about whether or not that was actually Prince. Okay, 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.040 that was That's what I was gonna ask you, did 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:10.880 you feel like it was actually Prince in the recording 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.520 that's fucked up. It sounded like Prince Man. I don't know, 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:17.160 like I haven't heard him talk that much other than singing, right, 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:20.160 but to me it sounded like Prince And then ever 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:22.560 since then, I'm like, I don't even know if I 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.720 believe in the Black Illuminati, but I want it to 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:29.600 be real, real, bad, right you why can't we have 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:33.240 our own we could run ship. Oh you really just 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.480 wanted to be to be there because you believe in 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:39.599 black people. This is like, yeah, this is black empowerment. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:42.320 This isn't any type of like No, I just think 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:45.360 we could do it well as well. That makes sense. 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:50.920 I think we should dig a little bit into just 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:54.840 a general understanding of what the Illuminati is. Maybe that'll 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.880 that'll lay a groundwork for this conversation. For any of 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:01.640 our listeners who feel like they somehow don't know what 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.200 the Illuminati is, I guess they've never been an old 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:09.120 spaghetti factory. Then sure, Wait, the spaghetti factory has a 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:11.760 clear connection to the deep state. Look it up, bro, 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:17.040 a new world order, talk to me about these things. 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:20.440 What when you say illuminati, what exactly do you mean 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:24.559 a small group of people who are running the bigger things. 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:28.800 So all political policy you see an acted, there's no left, 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:33.120 there's no right, there's only the illuminati. Right. Sure, all 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:36.960 social trends that you see happening the illuminatis. It's just 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:40.120 like the idea that the entire world is run by 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:43.320 a small group of people. Right. So in theory, when 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:46.920 I decide to start wearing skinny Janes because I am 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.440 seeing a trend out in the world, I'm thinking that 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:51.920 this is like an independent choice that I'm making. And 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:54.760 instead you're saying that this was dictated by a group 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:58.360 of people who said, no skinny Janes will be in fashion, 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:01.680 and they secretly have some motive that they are trying 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:05.439 to cut off circulation in legs, thus forcing a community 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:09.199 to struggle because of their commitment to little pants. Exactly, 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:11.640 it's not because you think it looks fresh. It's because 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:17.280 Virgil and then I guess, Oprah, I don't know who 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:20.920 all makes the cut. Those people want it that they 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:24.120 sat down and they said we need them to look 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:27.880 ridiculous in little pants. And I also, in my opinion, 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.760 I think there may be some people who aren't black 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:34.240 in the black illuminati. Go on. I think Bill Clinton 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:38.680 could be in the Black Illuminati. Pause right there, I listen. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:41.679 I'm happy to hear this, and and I'm very excited. 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:45.720 Tell me why Bill Clinton might be in the black Illuminati. 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:47.440 I don't think they let him in the white one. 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:52.360 Mm hmm, thig number one. He plays the saxophone. Nobody 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:56.719 in the white Illuminati plays a jazz based instrument that 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.200 you can look that up. That's not me. That's not 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:04.520 just talking sulking reads than they don't have the breath 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:10.760 control for it. They don't White Illuminati like. So, yeah, 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.360 I think Bill Clinton he's just real nigorous, just like 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:22.559 in his dealings in general, he was hose like a lot. Yeah. 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.840 Here's the thing with Bill Clinton, because for years the 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:29.760 black community called him like the first black president, right, 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:33.880 he was simultaneously putting more black men in jail than 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:37.520 than most presidents ever have, and so it became this 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.800 weird dance of him being like, somehow the most down 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.839 president while also the one that hated us the most 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:50.000 because it be your own people, right, Okay, Yeah, okay, 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:52.120 I see what you're getting at. You see what I'm saying. 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:54.520 What you're saying, I'm not saying it's a good thing. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:57.160 I'm not saying it's a good thing. I'm just saying 0:12:57.200 --> 0:13:01.720 that's where he's at. Right. So Bill Clinton's potentially in 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:06.400 the Black Illuminati, Yeah, for sure, for sure. Who else 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:10.160 I think Bruce Lee was? Probably he dipped in because 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:18.000 people love karate. Yeah, that's that's the only reason. Ye Okay, 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:21.320 And they were just he was so good at at 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:25.760 his martial arts that they were like, Bruce Lee, you're in. Yeah, 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:28.800 Jim Kelly didn't want to do it, so right, you 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:32.240 need a weapon sky. It's like the Illuminati is much 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.600 like a bank heist or something. You need a fully 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:38.000 rounded team. I see what I'm saying, Like, you need 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:42.040 different expertise, right, it can't just be a room full 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:45.560 of entertainers. No, no, no, no, you need like you 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:48.200 need like a weapons guy. You need you need like 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.560 a tech nerd. You know, somebody who can do the 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:55.760 flip off the top shelf. And then the tiny Chinese man. Yeah, 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:59.400 you guys all know the tiny Chinese man we're talking about? Yeah, 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:04.920 from Ocean, Yeah and twelve and thirteen. He made it 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:07.199 in all three. It's a whole series. That guy. He's 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:11.480 living good, I hope. So I really liked he honestly, 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:14.600 and it's hard to you can never it's it only 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:17.480 feels racist to tell people. But he was my favorite character. 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:19.680 But I also never knew his name really, so it 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:21.880 was like a weird thing of being like, I like 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.760 the Chinese one, Like, all right, who is that? I 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.320 don't know his name? I like the Chinese Like, it's 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.840 not like you didn't like the Chinese one. That's the racist. 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.280 That is the racist part. I could have taken the time, 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:37.680 I guess, to learn what's behind the tiny and the 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:40.520 Chinese if that makes sense. No, what are the other 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.880 people's names in that movie? What are the other character's names? Uh, 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:50.000 Brad Pitt, Yeah, exactly, Bernie Mack pretty good. You don't 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:53.200 know any of those character names? Sure, that's fair. That's 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:56.160 I know, Danny Ocean, that's it, and then the rest 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.080 of them are See that's fun. I thought it was 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:02.640 Billy Ocean, Billy Ocean, different guy. Similar contributions to American 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:09.880 uh you know culture, but yeah, Caribbean queen right. Okay, 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:15.360 So so besides Bill Clinton and Bruce Lee, potentially you 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:18.560 said John b also is a potential contributor to the 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:22.080 Black Illuminati. I guess one of the questions I have 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:24.880 are the things that really popped in my head is 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:28.760 if white people in Chinese people are part of this 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:32.560 black illuminati, what is their contribution to this? Why would 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:36.000 I want Bill Clinton in my black illuminati. I think 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:37.800 it's one of those things where it's just like they 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:41.200 generally accept that culture, maybe more than their own. Like 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.600 they're they're invested in the black cloture. It's like like 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.000 Gary Owen, where does you may call this money? Right? 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:48.040 You know what I'm saying, It's like the same type 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:52.080 of thing. Yes, it's people who have already they were 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:56.680 already with black people anyways. Sure so even by your 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.960 argument right that, uh, if this is about the control 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:03.600 all of the black community and and our choices, then 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:07.520 the people at the highest levels of our entertainment, of 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:12.200 our social progress, whatever, would ultimately have their say in 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:16.440 what's happening. Thus a Bill Clinton and Guarry Owen of Bruce. 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:23.600 I didn't say, you're saying Gary is not in the 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:31.400 black Yeah, I'm saying that time, okayte that down. If 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:33.960 I could just pause for a second for my listeners 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.800 at home. David wants to be as clear as possible 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.360 that Garry Owen did not make the cut of the 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:42.760 Black Illuminati. I assume he wants to be in the 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:45.880 Black Lawn, wants to of course, he wants to be 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:48.200 in the Black Illuminati piece of ship. But you are 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:52.640 not welcome in our in our Black Illuminati, you ask whole, 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:58.960 Gary Owen, No, sir, this is fascinating. What do you 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:06.400 think specific thickly differentiates the Black Illuminati from other Illuminati counterparts, 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:08.720 because by your suggestion, I would assume that there are 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:14.480 also now Latin next uh Illuminatis, and I think so 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:20.240 the probably a Vietnamese Illuminati. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:23.719 it's I think it's cultural. Are they moving completely different? 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:27.600 Are they just focusing on their people? What's the goals here? 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:31.160 I think about it like a u N situation where 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:35.120 it's like every Illuminati has their own delegate that they 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:42.320 send to the main Illuminati meeting. Right. Oh, but it's 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:45.040 like it's like summer stronger than others, you know what 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:48.840 I mean, Like, Okay, Chile is in the u N. 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:52.000 But they're not like at the meeting swinging dick. They 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:54.200 kind of sit on the side and mind their business 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:57.359 right right, right, right, like like any any power situation. 0:17:57.440 --> 0:18:01.080 So I think it's like that, like there are other Illuminatis, 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:06.040 but like they're not as powerful, got you, So in 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:09.159 this case, I'd have to assume, and it breaks my 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:12.960 heart to stay at the Black Illuminati is not They're 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:15.239 not swinging dick quite as much as we would like. 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:18.199 Well okay, not as much as we would like, but 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:21.080 I think pretty huge, right, just for the fact that 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.960 American pop culture kind of dictates the world where we 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:26.760 are a major part of that. So it's like we 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:30.359 do too much to not have a place there, I 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:33.200 got you. It's not maybe what we would want. It's 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:38.040 almost like a North Korea vibe where it's like, I 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:44.160 mean you said it, no, no, no, come along with me. Okay, okay, 0:18:44.200 --> 0:18:45.760 I got not listening and I'm in the house. I 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:49.080 got nothing to do today. No, though we we are 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:53.320 by your suggestion, and this is not my work, this 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:58.080 is your work, David, by your suggestion. What what we're 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:01.720 saying is is that the act Illuminati at these meetings, 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:04.840 although not necessarily the power that we want to be, 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:08.560 has to be taken seriously at all times, much like 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:11.720 a North Korea in the world. Not to say that 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:14.720 we are evil, not to suggest that we are somehow, 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:19.119 you know, connected with dictatorship, but certainly just something to 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:22.119 be feared if nothing else. No, I think that we 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:24.879 have a bigger see at the table than just like 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:29.119 a wild outlier. Got you, you say what I'm saying like, 0:19:29.160 --> 0:19:30.840 I don't think it's like I don't think we're like 0:19:31.480 --> 0:19:33.520 do this or we'll bomb you. I think we're in 0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:36.080 part on decisions and stuff like that. I got you. 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:37.920 You know what I'm saying Like, I don't think it's 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:40.200 like we're not just like a crazy like we got 0:19:40.320 --> 0:19:42.560 W M D S or whatever. Like, I think we're 0:19:42.560 --> 0:19:45.560 an active part of the conversation. I like that. That's 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:48.080 what i'd hope. I'm sorry I compared black people to 0:19:48.160 --> 0:19:50.880 North Korea. Don't be sorry, Listen. Li's the writer's room. 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:55.480 It's the writer's room that we're gonna project across the world. 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:58.040 There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, there's nothing wrong. Listen. 0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:00.440 We're not the first people to equate black people in 0:20:00.520 --> 0:20:03.479 North Korea. We won't be the last. Boy, Do I 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:08.320 hope that's true in either direction? Do I hope that's true. Well, 0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:10.359 we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be back 0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:28.920 here with more. My mama told me, and we are that. Yeah, 0:20:29.359 --> 0:20:32.119 we're back here with more, my mama told me, And 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:36.520 I am still here with David Boi, hilarious, hilarious comedian 0:20:36.520 --> 0:20:40.840 who was telling me more and more about the deep, deep, 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:47.240 deep conspiracies conspiracy rather of the Black Illuminati and all 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:50.639 of its comings and goings in the world and the 0:20:50.720 --> 0:20:53.200 damage it's doing or help it's doing. I don't know 0:20:54.080 --> 0:20:56.760 with black people, do you think they help people? I 0:20:56.760 --> 0:20:59.720 think it's neutral to be you know what I mean. 0:20:59.840 --> 0:21:03.760 I think it's like like any government or anything like that. 0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:06.480 I think some things are very positive. I think that 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:09.480 some things are very negative. I don't think it would 0:21:09.520 --> 0:21:14.040 be fair to say that they're ultimately helping people, because look, 0:21:14.320 --> 0:21:16.960 via the prison system or whatever, we're still in bondage, right, 0:21:17.000 --> 0:21:19.240 So it's like they're not like killing you, you know 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:22.920 what I mean, They're not killing it. Yeah. I don't 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:25.440 think they're doing great period. I don't even think they're 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:28.280 necessarily doing a good job. I think maybe better than 0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:31.520 they were. Okay, So we talked about this, but I 0:21:31.560 --> 0:21:34.520 did some deep diving. I did some research on the 0:21:35.080 --> 0:21:39.639 conversation of the Illuminati and specifically the Black Illuminati, and 0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:41.480 I want to share some of the things that I've 0:21:41.640 --> 0:21:45.960 I've dug up and hopefully you have some answers, because, honestly, 0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:49.640 more so than any other episode that I've had thus far, 0:21:50.160 --> 0:21:53.760 this one left me with more questions than real answer. 0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:56.639 That's what I'm saying. It's deep, It's deep. It's very deep. 0:21:56.800 --> 0:21:59.679 I did hours of research, and I mostly came up 0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:03.919 tie aired and uh a little frustrated with the information 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:07.680 I was pulling. So I personally didn't know. Let's start here, 0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:11.880 I personally didn't know that the Illuminati is a real thing. 0:22:12.240 --> 0:22:18.560 Do you know what I mean that? Like, okay, okay, okay, wait, 0:22:18.680 --> 0:22:28.960 don't tell. The point is, I had no idea that 0:22:29.080 --> 0:22:32.359 the Illuminati was real. I I thought that this was 0:22:32.440 --> 0:22:35.800 just sort of like a fantasy thing that people had 0:22:35.840 --> 0:22:39.400 made up over years and years of like spreading rumors, whatever. 0:22:39.640 --> 0:22:42.960 But the Illuminati was actually a real organization that was 0:22:43.119 --> 0:22:47.320 created in seventeen seventy six, the exact time of the 0:22:47.440 --> 0:22:51.440 birth of the America that we know. So seventeen seventy six, 0:22:51.520 --> 0:22:56.360 this dude, Adam West Shopped, a German lawyer who believed 0:22:56.880 --> 0:23:02.280 strongly in enlightenment and ideals, specifically created the Illuminati to 0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:07.080 promote these principles of like enlightenment among elites people he 0:23:07.119 --> 0:23:10.000 had deemed elites in society. Is that not what I've 0:23:10.040 --> 0:23:14.080 been saying it is, it's what you've been saying. And 0:23:15.000 --> 0:23:18.960 but even scarier part the Illuminati as we know it, 0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:23.480 as the organization that was technically on record, only lasted 0:23:23.800 --> 0:23:28.879 ten years. Five The Bavarian government shuts it down because 0:23:28.880 --> 0:23:33.160 they basically say, we deem all secret societies completely illegal. 0:23:33.440 --> 0:23:36.879 You are no longer allowed to illuminate or enlighten. You 0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:40.320 must shut this ship down. And they basically claim from 0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:45.879 that point forward that the Illuminati no longer exists, that 0:23:43.920 --> 0:23:49.200 it is yes, and not just the government. Everyone around 0:23:49.200 --> 0:23:52.399 them is saying, like, oh, the Illuminati. It's as if 0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:54.760 the police showed up and we're like shut the party 0:23:54.800 --> 0:23:58.680 down and then everybody went home. Do you have any 0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:03.120 stats on member ship before that happened? Great question. I 0:24:03.160 --> 0:24:06.399 was digging into the membership, which apparently, as it was 0:24:06.440 --> 0:24:10.119 originally created, it started with like six to nine dudes. 0:24:10.440 --> 0:24:14.840 They were mostly basing all everything that they did off of, Uh, 0:24:15.280 --> 0:24:19.159 what are those guys? The Freemasons. So they wanted it 0:24:19.240 --> 0:24:22.239 strictly guys. They wanted to be like elite dudes in 0:24:22.280 --> 0:24:26.600 the world who were free thinkers, and UH particularly were 0:24:26.600 --> 0:24:30.560 opposed to UH like sort of living in the past 0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:36.399 and following like tradition and more interested in infiltrating organizations 0:24:36.440 --> 0:24:40.760 for control, so like the infiltration of politics so that 0:24:40.800 --> 0:24:44.280 they can then you know, decide how votes are are 0:24:44.359 --> 0:24:47.280 made and shipped like that. And did they study politicians. 0:24:48.040 --> 0:24:50.800 I don't it. So that's the part that gets messy, right, 0:24:50.840 --> 0:24:53.760 because they start with six to nine dudes, but then 0:24:54.119 --> 0:24:57.960 they intentionally target the Freemasons, which is already an organization 0:24:58.000 --> 0:25:01.480 by this point, and they start pulling their members. They'll 0:25:01.560 --> 0:25:05.000 like show up to Freemason meetings pretending to be Freemasons 0:25:05.240 --> 0:25:08.840 and then trick those Freemasons into joining the Illuminati and 0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:12.480 coming back and becoming Illuminati members. And so there's all 0:25:12.520 --> 0:25:15.520 this speculation about by the end, in that ten years, 0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:18.960 it moved somewhere from six to nine dudes to six 0:25:19.040 --> 0:25:23.800 hundred to undred people, but still very vague on numbers, 0:25:24.240 --> 0:25:28.959 very vague on numbers, but they've accumulated exponentially more people 0:25:29.000 --> 0:25:32.040 than they had when they started. And then last question 0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:35.560