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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four one oh six

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Speaker 1: one that you have a dirty little secret and this

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Speaker 1: is the Jewil Show calling to ask you what it is? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Hi hi oh okay hi Hi. Do you have time

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Speaker 1: to tell us your dirty little secret? Yeah? Yeah, I do,

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Speaker 1: okay oh oh. In a nutshell, I hid my grandmother's

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Speaker 1: wedding ring from my family. Wh what why? Well? Um,

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Speaker 1: you see, I'm one of three granddaughters, I have two sisters.

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Speaker 1: My dad's an only child. Um, it's his mom, and uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm not the oldest. And I really really wanted it,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think I would have been the one

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Speaker 1: to get it. But it's really really nice. Everybody's fighting

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Speaker 1: over it and so I hit it. But here's the thing,

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Speaker 1: I don't remember where I put it. You know, everyone's

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Speaker 1: searching for it, and I just don't remember where I

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Speaker 1: put it. No, Oh, rack your brain, Like, where did

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Speaker 1: you go? What did you do? Those times where you're like,

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Speaker 1: did you want to like play something in like such

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Speaker 1: a secret place and then you don't remember where you

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Speaker 1: put it. I've done that so many times where I'm

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Speaker 1: like I'm gonna put it here, and then I have

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Speaker 1: like ten things places in my head and wait which

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Speaker 1: place to actually put them. You treated that, you treated

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Speaker 1: that ring like a password to my email. I always

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Speaker 1: go to make them so hard. I'm like, I'll never

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Speaker 1: forget that, and then i can never remember what it

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Speaker 1: is five minutes later exactly, and everyone's looking so hard.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I'm I hit in my house, but everyone's

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Speaker 1: searching her house, and I'm hoping I'll find it, and

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Speaker 1: also kind of hoping I don't go to hell for go.

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Speaker 1: You might, but hey, if you go to hell, at

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Speaker 1: least you'll have a nice ring on what you go? Jack,

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Speaker 1: Thanks good too. Thanks for telling us your little secret.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get another one. Was your dirty little secret? Hey?

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Speaker 1: All right? So all right, before I tell you, I

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Speaker 1: just want to say I love you guys, love the show,

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Speaker 1: and yes, sweet yeah, thanks for having me out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no problem, Thanks for texting in, Thanks for having a

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Speaker 1: secret one of my favorite segment. Thanks for having appreciate

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Speaker 1: it as yes. Alright, So so basically, it was my

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Speaker 1: sister's wedding a few days ago, and uh, and so

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Speaker 1: you know, we had the whole family there and you know,

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Speaker 1: everyone's having a great time. Um, and my dad, our dad,

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Speaker 1: you know, he's not really much of a drinker. Um,

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Speaker 1: And so I thought it would be funny to experiment,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe see what happens if I if I

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Speaker 1: slipped him a couple drinks you know Mitcher Matcher wasn't

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Speaker 1: you know, you couldn't taste it or anything. You got

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Speaker 1: your dad doesn't drink, and got him drunk. I like

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Speaker 1: his drink. Basically, what did he know? He was, Uh, Well,

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Speaker 1: it was funny because the next morning he's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I must have had I must have accidentally

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Speaker 1: had somebody else's drinks. He didn't know that it was

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Speaker 1: actually it was me, and it was on purpose. His

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Speaker 1: son got him him. Did he make a fool out

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Speaker 1: of himself? No, it was pretty funny. He actually so

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Speaker 1: he grabbed the mic to go, uh, give a speech,

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Speaker 1: and and he ended up dropping the mic on the

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Speaker 1: ground like a great speech and drop it and walk away.

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Speaker 1: Drop felt yeah, there was no speech yet, he and

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Speaker 1: he so he went down to pick it up, but

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Speaker 1: instead of picking it up, he kind of you fell

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Speaker 1: over on his side and just started giving from around

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Speaker 1: un Then he cheers to uh, to my sister, but

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Speaker 1: the wrong sister, my little sister. Hey, to be fair,

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Speaker 1: parents get their kids names mixed up, even one sober

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Speaker 1: so and on the dance floor at the end of

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Speaker 1: the night he kept trying to pickle my groom my

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Speaker 1: sister's house like a good time all right, of the party? Ya, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your little secret. Any thank you, guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm good. Did Jubil show on demand