1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: Donkey up to day Damn, but he hogged. 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 2: It's time for donkey d I ain't trying to be 3 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 2: donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 2: they already did. I'm not making these people do these 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 2: things called donkey of the day, and it really caught 6 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,280 Speaker 2: me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey out 7 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 2: of day today? Well, jess hilarious donkey today for Friday 8 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 2: October thirteenth. 9 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: Friday thirteenth, go to a Kansas. 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 2: Teacher named Steven Taylor. Well, actually a Kansas teacher who 11 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 2: got fired named Steven Taylor. Yes, Steven Taylor was fired 12 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 2: from Old Laf's Mill Creek Campus Alternative School in September 13 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 2: after board members objected to a series of TikTok videos 14 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,599 Speaker 2: Steven Taylor had made. If it ain't that damn tiktac, 15 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 2: it's Instagram. If it ain't that damn Instagram, It's Facebook. 16 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 2: If it ain't that damn Facebook, it's the twenty fourth 17 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,560 Speaker 2: letter in the alphabet. When will y'all realize that whatever 18 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 2: happens online can absolutely impact your life offline? Okay? And 19 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 2: Stephen Taylor has learned that the hard way, But maybe 20 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 2: he doesn't care because he he doesn't want to be 21 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 2: a teacher anyway. See, Steven has been a stand up 22 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 2: comedian for eight years and a teacher for six. And 23 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 2: I feel for Steven because he says the reason he's 24 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 2: doing comedy on tickless is because he only gets paid 25 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 2: forty five thousand dollars a year and he works all 26 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:15,959 Speaker 2: the time. I'm telling you right now, I'll be the 27 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 2: first to tell you that I believe teachers are criminally underpaid. 28 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 2: Dropping the clues bond for all the teachers out there. 29 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 2: My mother was a public school teacher in Berkeley County 30 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 2: and South Carolina. She told me that the most you 31 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 2: ever made annually was thirty grand a year. That's why 32 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 2: teachers are so special, because most teachers want to be 33 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 2: teachers because they genuinely enjoy teaching. They genuinely enjoy pouring 34 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 2: into our badass little kids. Do you understand the enormous 35 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,479 Speaker 2: responsibility we put on teachers. Not only do they teach 36 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 2: our kids, but the fact that we are trusting our 37 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 2: kids were for another adult for several hours a day. 38 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 2: Think about that. Think about that for a second. Just 39 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 2: think about that envy we all parents rad You a 40 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 2: parent We all parents right think about how protective we 41 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 2: are over our children, yet we entrust another adult the 42 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 2: watch over them for several hours a day. It's quite 43 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 2: unbelievable that we trust teachers the way we do, yet 44 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 2: we don't compensate them financially, okay, the way they should 45 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 2: be anyway. And in some cases you end up getting 46 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,679 Speaker 2: guys like Steven Taylor who eventually revealed themselves to be 47 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 2: people who shouldn't be teachers. Would you like to know 48 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 2: some of the things Steven Taylor was doing, Well, let's 49 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,359 Speaker 2: go to tick Seed for the report. 50 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,640 Speaker 3: Teachers, if a student is annoying you, just remember you 51 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 3: can lie. There's nothing that says you have to tell 52 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 3: the truth all the time. I teach history, I tell 53 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 3: my students the wrong stuff all the time. When they 54 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 3: annoy me. I tell them that Abraham Lincoln invented the car, 55 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 3: that's why it's named after him. I tell them Logan 56 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 3: Paul and Jake Paul had a great grandfather named Paul Revere. 57 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 3: Because they don't even know how names work anymore. And 58 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 3: I crop dust them all the time. I save a 59 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 3: big milky lactose intolerant farts, and I drop bombs silently 60 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 3: because I'm an adult and I know my body. And 61 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 3: then I just let it stew and then I walk 62 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 3: away and I go, oh my god, it stinks over there. 63 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 3: And then they have to sit with it. And you 64 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 3: know what, they can't fire me because they need me 65 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 3: too badly. 66 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:09,639 Speaker 2: Damn mother, Steven tylor, I was entertained. Cut it short. 67 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 2: He's still getting dounky. 68 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:10,839 Speaker 1: Now. 69 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 2: He could just be practicing material via to cal But 70 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,240 Speaker 2: even if he is, our kids are too precious to 71 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 2: be playing with now. I'm not with the crop dusty, 72 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 2: all right. Don't fought on my kids brouh, directly or indirectly. 73 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 2: I don't fart in my clothes, so I damn sure 74 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna fight on anybody, especially somebody's kids. Right. 75 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 2: I have a lot of rules to fart in. Number one, 76 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,359 Speaker 2: if you fought while you're praying, the prayer is nulling. Boy, 77 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 2: don't even play with God like that, all right. The 78 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 2: Bible says God created man and his image according to 79 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 2: his likeness. So if someone was speaking to you and 80 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 2: pleading to you about something, asking you for something, and 81 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 2: they just foughted while he was asking you for something, 82 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 2: would you take them serious? Or grant theary quests. Okay, 83 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 2: I know the answer is no. That's how God feels 84 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 2: when you fought while praying. Okay. Another fart rule I 85 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 2: have is I don't think men should fight around other men. 86 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 2: I personally believe a man farting around another man is 87 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 2: a very primal way of flirting. You want me to 88 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 2: know what your ass smell like? Okay, our lack thereof. 89 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 2: So if it's a very loud fart with no smell, 90 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 2: he's letting you know he's ready for action. A right, Honestly, 91 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 2: Stephen Taylor might have to register as a sex offender. Okay, intentionally, 92 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 2: purposefully and wilfully dust cropping kids? All right? Do you 93 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 2: know farting on humans under the age of eighteen is illegal? 94 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 2: Do your googles? Do your googles google it right now? 95 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 2: It's a formal chemical warfare. You've heard of tear gas? Yes, 96 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,919 Speaker 2: Faughting on people is considered rare gas and it's a 97 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 2: felony in fifty states. Now his thing I just made 98 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 2: that whole foughting on people is a felony thing up. 99 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 2: But you should believe me even when I'm lying, because 100 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 2: a person that's honest about lying is a person you 101 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 2: can trust. This is why you can't trust Stephen Taylor 102 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 2: because Stephen said he lies to his students all the time. 103 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 2: He says, I tell my students the wrong things all 104 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 2: the time when they annoy me, right, when they annoy me. 105 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: Clearly a joke. 106 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,640 Speaker 2: But the reason you can't trust him is because he 107 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 2: says he only lies to his students when they annoy him. 108 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,720 Speaker 2: I don't trust people who lie when they are annoyed 109 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,599 Speaker 2: are mad. I only trust people who lie for fun, 110 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 2: like me now Here. The reason Stephen Taylor is getting 111 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 2: donkey today, it's simply because he made the choice to 112 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,719 Speaker 2: get fired. What do you mean he made the choice 113 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 2: to get fired. Well, let's go to WDAF Fox Watford 114 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 2: Report Police. 115 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 3: Today, I woke up, got ready, went to work, only 116 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 3: to find the parking lot empty. Because today is President's 117 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 3: Day and I'm a teacher and also an idiot. 118 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: Stephen Taylor has been a stand up comedian for eight 119 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:33,839 Speaker 1: years and teacher for six, most recently Oleitha's Mill Creek 120 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,719 Speaker 1: Campus Alternative School, and he also makes TikTok videos. 121 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 3: The reason that I'm doing comedy on TikTok is to 122 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 3: make money because you only pay me forty five thousand 123 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 3: dollars a year and I work all the time. 124 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: The series of videos at the beginning of the school 125 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: year got him called into HR with the unusual question 126 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: how often he passes gas near students. He was told 127 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: to take the videos down and asked to see the 128 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: district's social media policy. 129 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 3: They don't understand it, the social media policies, or does 130 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:04,599 Speaker 3: for MySpace. They are years behind where we're currently at 131 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 3: in the world, which is TikTok is alive and well 132 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 3: everybody's on it pulse. 133 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: It goes on to say you shouldn't post anything online 134 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 1: you wouldn't say at a public meeting or a member 135 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: of the media. Don Taylor's talked to both as the 136 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: district moved for termination after he says he refused to 137 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,919 Speaker 1: sign a non disclosure agreement and resign. 138 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,479 Speaker 2: All you had to do was take the video down, Stephen, 139 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,919 Speaker 2: and you would still have your job. Are you making 140 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,720 Speaker 2: forty five thousand dollars a year on ttocko bell If not, 141 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 2: what's the point? Okay, this is what I'll be saying. 142 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 2: When folks choose viral overvalue, a paycheck has actual little, 143 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 2: actual monetary value going viral on TikTok boom could have 144 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,840 Speaker 2: some monetary value, but clearly for you it's not. And 145 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 2: if ticket Hold is not paying your bills and there's 146 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,359 Speaker 2: nothing to discuss, just take the video down. But Stephen, 147 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,719 Speaker 2: God works in not so mysterious ways. I'm glad you 148 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 2: didn't take it down, because it's good. We know what 149 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 2: your priorities are, all right. You don't want to be 150 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,239 Speaker 2: a teacher anyway, You want to be a stand up comic. 151 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,359 Speaker 2: We don't want you to be a teacher because you 152 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 2: don't want to be. If your priority when you are 153 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 2: in the classroom is not our kids, then beat it, 154 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,039 Speaker 2: all right. We only need teachers teaching our kids that 155 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 2: want to be there for a paycheck. Is your motivation 156 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 2: for being a teacher, then you have zero motivation because 157 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 2: teachers don't make no damn money. Sadly, Okay, all right, 158 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 2: But Steven, I need to hear this. Teaching is not 159 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 2: a job. It's a lifestyle. It permeates your whole life. 160 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 2: All you doing, Steven is permeating poops. Okay, And always remember, 161 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 2: a teacher cannot teach anybody anything. A teacher can only 162 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 2: make you think. And Steven Taylor's case. He doesn't want 163 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 2: to teach anybody anything. He can only make things stink. 164 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 2: Please give Steven Taylor the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. 165 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 2: Oh no, you are the. 166 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: Dog gee of. 167 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 4: The day, the dog gee all the day. Ye, so 168 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 4: you've never cropped us at a plane. 169 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,200 Speaker 2: I don't fart in my clothes. You notice. I think 170 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 2: that's a lie. I don't fart in my clothes. Don't 171 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,840 Speaker 2: disrespect me. I don't far in my clothes. I don't 172 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 2: believe it. I don't my clothes one of the times 173 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 2: I'm lying, I don't fart in my clothes. 174 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 4: Well, how do I know if you're telling the truth 175 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 4: when you're always lye? 176 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 2: I'm not always lying? First of all, did you tell 177 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,800 Speaker 2: you when I'm lying? That's why you can trust me? Okay, 178 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,320 Speaker 2: A person that's honest about lying is a person you 179 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 2: can trust. I tell you believe me when I'm lying. 180 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,880 Speaker 2: I tell you before I lie that i'm lying. I 181 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,679 Speaker 2: tell you immediately after I lie that i'm lying. 182 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,680 Speaker 4: So you're lying, Red. Have you ever passed gas on 183 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:36,080 Speaker 4: a plane? 184 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 2: Read your lie? I feel like yes, people who pass 185 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,199 Speaker 2: gas on the plane or poop on the plane should 186 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 2: be arrested, innocent, closed space. 187 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 1: The air is already very thin up there. 188 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,280 Speaker 4: It's disgusting sending you ever passed gas on a plane? 189 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,400 Speaker 4: She saying, talk to Nick. That means yes, Nick, you deck, 190 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 4: you're lying you when you went to New Orleans, you 191 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 4: that long gas fight. You're in past gas one time, no. 192 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 2: Man or clothes, And if you go to the bathroom 193 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 2: like a civilized person, pull your pants down, fart and 194 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:09,640 Speaker 2: go back to your seat. Cap All right, Well, I 195 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,319 Speaker 2: can only tell you, all right, well, I ain't here 196 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 2: to make you understand. 197 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 4: When we come back, Vlad, we'll be joining us, of course. 198 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 4: You know Lad DJ ladd he has lad TV, and 199 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 4: we're gonna kick it with him when we come back. 200 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,880 Speaker 2: It's crazy how Vlad don't sound right by itself. You 201 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 2: either got to say DJA TV when you just say blad. 202 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,280 Speaker 2: It don't sound right, not at all. But we're gonna 203 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 2: kick it with it when we come back. It's the 204 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,000 Speaker 2: Breakfast Slow, come on the Breakfast Club.