Speaker 1: Hello, my love, it is La La Can welcome back
Speaker 1: to give them La La Podcast regular old episode. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm just happy to be here today.
Speaker 2: Happy to be here room.
Speaker 1: Oh rush off of Oceans first didn't slide out.
Speaker 3: She's so cute, you went right.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have so many videos.
Speaker 3: You have to send me more.
Speaker 2: She oh, yeah, Landon went.
Speaker 3: I was the only one that did.
Speaker 1: The crew was there. Oh, we were there in full force.
Speaker 1: We all had flowers to give to Ocean after. I
Speaker 1: was a little bit nervous because she always wants to
Speaker 1: be on stage. She talks about it all the time,
Speaker 1: turns everything into a stage, and I'm like, I wonder
Speaker 1: if she's going to love it just as much when
Speaker 1: she's actually up on stage and looks out and sees
Speaker 1: all these people. You guys, I'm biased. My kid's a star.
Speaker 4: And let's make this clear because this is important. There
Speaker 4: were only two girls up there, like Ocean.
Speaker 2: And Friend, her classmate.
Speaker 3: It's so great.
Speaker 4: If that were me, I'd be horrified. I'd have to
Speaker 4: have a full class and then I could like no.
Speaker 4: And she just performed. She performed the hell out of
Speaker 4: that that Neva was a rich girl.
Speaker 1: She she performed to the song rich Girl by Gwen
Speaker 1: Stefani with had a white boa of boa And when
Speaker 1: she noticed that I was down there recording, she stops.
Speaker 1: He goes, she waves, Yeah, it was the cutest thing ever.
Speaker 1: So let me tell you the school that Ocean goes to.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind there three Sheina's baby, Summer Moon, had
Speaker 1: a performance that same day. So we were like sharing
Speaker 1: videos of our kids at their recitals. And Summer Moon
Speaker 1: is in a class that's full to the brim and
Speaker 1: they're dancing to some ballet like actual ballet song, twirling
Speaker 1: hands above down, very structured. And when I told Shesh,
Speaker 1: you've got to switch her over and not because I
Speaker 1: think my school is better. You know, they're three. What
Speaker 1: are they possibly doing in ballet and tap class at
Speaker 1: the age of three? Right, I'm like, you're driving to
Speaker 1: the West Side once a week. That is so freaking far, Like,
Speaker 1: bring her over here, it's down the street. The girls
Speaker 1: can be in the same class together. And Sheena, I
Speaker 1: could tell she was stewing about it because she likes
Speaker 1: the structure of the dance school that Summer Moon is in.
Speaker 1: Right now, I was like, I so appreciate this, and
Speaker 1: this is so Shena right, because Shina has since her
Speaker 1: miscarriage and since Summer Moon's birth, has post part of OCD,
Speaker 1: so she obsesses over everything. So I'll watch her after
Speaker 1: we have conversations, and I can tell she's the wheels
Speaker 1: are still going. She's like, I just really don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to switch her over to this to
Speaker 1: Ocean's class, And I'm like, okay, but why babe. She's like,
Speaker 1: I really like the structure. I really like the structure.
Speaker 1: I'm like, but you're missing it. There is structure with
Speaker 1: Ocean's class, but only as much structure as a three
Speaker 1: year old will allow you to implement right class, you know.
Speaker 1: And I had to explain to her my Ocean, in
Speaker 1: my mind, it goes back to our parenting styles. And
Speaker 1: I like this conversation because I find that there's a
Speaker 1: lot of women who listen to this podcast who are parents,
Speaker 1: and we all kind of like banter back and forth,
Speaker 1: and we're like, well, what works for you my kids
Speaker 1: seems similar to yours, because parenting, we've said, is all
Speaker 1: about survival. But I feel like Ocean, this is my
Speaker 1: own personal opinion, has her entire life to fall into structure.
Speaker 1: She's going to go to school, there's gonna be freaking structure.
Speaker 1: She's gonna have to go out and get a job
Speaker 1: one day, and there's structure. It's like, right now, I
Speaker 1: just want her to dance with a boa, kick her
Speaker 1: legs up and you know, in class, run and if
Speaker 1: she makes it to the bean bag at the other side,
Speaker 1: hit the bell with her toe. Right now, that seems cute.
Speaker 4: Right, And also I've heard it's important that getting their
Speaker 4: brains not trained, I don't know what you would call
Speaker 4: it to the extracurricular activities and not starting when they're
Speaker 4: young is only something I've heard when I was nanning
Speaker 4: not starting when they're young, getting it to it's like
Speaker 4: we have to go, we have to go. Granted I
Speaker 4: heard there's also pluses to that, but just like a
Speaker 4: positive reinforcement to like we get to go. Look at
Speaker 4: these things you get to do soccer, dance and like
Speaker 4: make it piano, making it exciting. We'll make it so
Speaker 4: there they don't drop out as soon as they can
Speaker 4: when they have the choice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, option, Yes, my mom always said you have to
Speaker 1: honor your commitments.
Speaker 2: Honor your commitment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you have to give it a certain period
Speaker 1: of time, and if you still hate it at this
Speaker 1: point in time, then we can reevaluate and you can stop.
Speaker 1: But you better be thinking what you're going to do
Speaker 1: and like replacement of that. But this being said, it
Speaker 1: was so wild to see like Ocean's dance versus Summer
Speaker 1: Moon's dance, and you can just tell, like the other day,
Speaker 1: Summer Moon comes down the stairs and she goes, Ocean,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna play in my playroom, you can't dump
Speaker 1: the toys out, and you better pick them up if
Speaker 1: you do, it's been a conversation. My daughter doesn't clean up,
Speaker 1: like she just doesn't.
Speaker 2: But Summer Moon does.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Summer Moon is like the best. I have
Speaker 1: a few things, not saying Ocean isn't the best. But
Speaker 1: she listens when they tell her it's time to go.
Speaker 1: Summer Moon puts her shoes on. No, daughter, No, My
Speaker 1: daughter looks at you like, go, I'm not going anywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like, what are you gonna do? Make a scene
Speaker 1: in front of all these people?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you go?
Speaker 1: Bitch? And she's you go? And I said, and she's right,
Speaker 1: I'm like what am I gonna do?
Speaker 2: So it also probably depends on the kid.
Speaker 1: It does depend on the kids.
Speaker 4: Okay, really quick, I want to mention because I was
Speaker 4: going to tell you this, I might as well say
Speaker 4: it on the show. So while we were at the recital,
Speaker 4: I told you. I leaned up and I said, wow,
Speaker 4: I see a lot of jiu jitsu parents here from
Speaker 4: my jiu jitsu. Yeah, okay, there were so there were
Speaker 4: a lot. There's a jiu jitsu kids class at tenth
Speaker 4: Planet Burbank.
Speaker 2: Guess what I learned. So I see the jiu.
Speaker 4: Jitsu dad and I like talked to one of the
Speaker 4: coaches and he goes, oh, yeah, So I go, oh,
Speaker 4: his I'm not going to say her name. His daughter
Speaker 4: must also be in dance and he goes, no, his
Speaker 4: son is.
Speaker 1: Which one the Berry's boot camp hat.
Speaker 4: I don't know which one, but I said, how cool
Speaker 4: is that? Like the son wanted to do dance, the
Speaker 4: daughter wanted to do jiu jitsu, and the dad's.
Speaker 2: Like absolutely, I just think that's so cute. I don't
Speaker 2: know why I thought it out.
Speaker 3: Were there a lot of boys up there dancing or
Speaker 3: just him?
Speaker 1: No, no, you maybe like four or five? Yeah, indifferent,
Speaker 1: Like there was a little boy in the in the
Speaker 1: one to two class, and he had on a tuck
Speaker 1: and he just sat there. We stood one hand in
Speaker 1: the pocket, stood stared.
Speaker 4: He didn't do a single thing, but rocked that and
Speaker 4: everyone cheered. He rocked back on his heel and then yeah.
Speaker 1: The only boy. Yeah, there were a lot of people.
Speaker 1: There were a lot of kids in the toddlers. One
Speaker 1: girl screaming, crying, another girl who was very into it,
Speaker 1: and then the boy who finally got his toe. What
Speaker 1: happened at the very end.
Speaker 4: I'm the screaming, the screaming crying girl too, just like
Speaker 4: doing the motions though crying.
Speaker 3: You take her out.
Speaker 2: It's literally they.
Speaker 1: Had the teachers up there like loving on them. It
Speaker 1: was really. It was a horrible you guys. I saw
Speaker 1: the most epic documentary over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Can you tell us I need to watch it?
Speaker 1: I shook it to my core. Okay, Movie Past, movie crash.
Speaker 1: Has anyone heard of this? Okay?
Speaker 2: I had Movie Past though.
Speaker 1: Okay, John, producer, John, You're gonna fucking die. I hear
Speaker 1: about this documentary and I'm like, movie Past, I know
Speaker 1: it well. I used to hang around Teddy. We called
Speaker 1: him Teddy Ted Farnsworth. He's in the documentary it's about him.
Speaker 1: He and my ex tried to do business deals together.
Speaker 1: They're showing on this documentary. It's how basically these two
Speaker 1: white men came in thought that they had the answers
Speaker 1: to make movie pass a huge success, pushed out these
Speaker 1: two black men who had created it, started it, got
Speaker 1: the funding for it, really figured out how to make
Speaker 1: it work.
Speaker 3: Was it.
Speaker 1: The numbers? They kept like fixating Ted and this other
Speaker 1: guy Low, his last name was Low, fixating on we're
Speaker 1: gonna have a ten dollars subscription fee, but it'll be
Speaker 1: a limited time and we're going to try to get
Speaker 1: our followers up to like we have a million subscribers.
Speaker 1: And they fixated on this. They were obsessed with, well,
Speaker 1: why don't we try to get to two? Why don't
Speaker 1: we try to get to five? And I think his name?
Speaker 1: Let me hold on, can we google his name? The
Speaker 1: two black men? I think it was Hamey does it say?
Speaker 2: Is it Stacy Spice Stacy yes? And Homey Watt yes.
Speaker 1: So Stacy and Jamay who were the two originators of this,
Speaker 1: They were like, this seems like a really bad idea.
Speaker 1: We're going too quick. We got to pump the Brakes,
Speaker 1: So Ted Farnsworth and this low guy give them the booth.
Speaker 1: They're like, we no longer need your services. You're no
Speaker 1: longer a part of it.
Speaker 2: Bought them out. I'm assuming they.
Speaker 1: Still had their stocks, which was worth I believe eighty
Speaker 1: million dollars Stacy's was, but they got it after a
Speaker 1: twelve month period of time. Well by that time, they
Speaker 1: had burned through all the cash, all of it. You guys.
Speaker 1: I am watching this documentary and they're talking about how
Speaker 1: Ted is blowing all this cash. They show a Coachella
Speaker 1: party with Dennis Rodman. I was there.
Speaker 2: I was there. Do you see your my ex?
Speaker 3: No? Thank god?
Speaker 1: With my ex being like this is a great party.
Speaker 1: How'd you bag? Dennis and me sitting there being like,
Speaker 1: what does Dennis Rodman have to do with the movie industry?
Speaker 1: Can can Film Festival where they flew out fifty cent Yes,
Speaker 1: burning all this cash that they didn't even have. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there, you know, thinking we're living the freaking
Speaker 1: dream and how Movie Pass and EFO are gonna like
Speaker 1: merge and have this company together to produce movies and
Speaker 1: it's gonna go. This is what I'm being told they're
Speaker 1: gonna go public. This is huge. Back home in New
Speaker 1: York City, people are being like, what is Ted and
Speaker 1: Low doing? Like, what are they doing? We're not gonna
Speaker 1: have any money left, Like the subscriber's cards stopped working.
Speaker 1: Everything started going into shutdown, and they were just they
Speaker 1: show this video, you guys spending money, just blowing money.
Speaker 1: They show this video.
Speaker 3: Mii okay, so they show.
Speaker 1: Them blowing up a pink flamingo. Give mind, Ted was
Speaker 1: only in in movie pass for a year, and that's
Speaker 1: the year that I knew him. But I just thought
Speaker 1: he like fell off the map. No, he's facing three
Speaker 1: counts of like twenty years in prison each. They're blowing
Speaker 1: up this Uh They're showing on the screen Instagram stories
Speaker 1: of this pink flamingo being blown up on a yacht
Speaker 1: and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, that's me on the pink flamingo.
Speaker 3: What is Teddy stop the picture?
Speaker 5: I said, yes, yes, that wasn't on the That wasn't
Speaker 5: on it though, right the doc like, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: We were not on it at all. But it was
Speaker 1: just so wild. I'm like, wow, another documentary that like
Speaker 1: my ex is.
Speaker 2: Two questioned slimey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So Landon. I was watching it with Easton's
Speaker 1: roomy and he was like, was did you like Teddy?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I adored him. It's so interesting
Speaker 1: to watch people like him move because I'm sorry, do
Speaker 1: you know how hard it would be for me to
Speaker 1: like walk into a place and be like, I'm just
Speaker 1: here to figure out if you'll give me a quick
Speaker 1: five millie for this idea and then just like talk
Speaker 1: my way through it. None of it made sense. He's
Speaker 1: like on all these Wall Street shows talking about how
Speaker 1: the subscription works and how they can make money and
Speaker 1: people are buying into it, and I'm like, I am.
Speaker 2: Not a smart girl, no nobody.
Speaker 1: This does not add up, And like I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not some like tech guru. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: subscribe subscription my ass off. But even I was sitting
Speaker 1: there being like this doesn't make any sense. How did
Speaker 1: they get so far?
Speaker 4: But it's the thing, it's like their nose, It's like
Speaker 4: you you see, Well, I can't be the only one
Speaker 4: if enough people are saying this is great, I'm obviously
Speaker 4: the idiot. What am I'm missing something here? And I
Speaker 4: don't want to be the one to like be like
Speaker 4: this isn't gonna work because it obviously is Look at
Speaker 4: all these people but giving their money and believe it.
Speaker 1: That would never happen to me. I like to think
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty smooth talker, but no one's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this bitch five hundred mil yea, I
Speaker 1: really believe in what she's doing, Like it would never
Speaker 1: What is it about these people? It's it's it's a
Speaker 1: and the jargon they speak to where it makes so
Speaker 1: much sense to someone to just write over millions of dollars.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, it's a thing.
Speaker 4: I mean, this is a I'm going to say, this
Speaker 4: is a separate thing conversation. I'm not stating this against
Speaker 4: anyone that Laala just mentioned, but I have heard that's
Speaker 4: why a lot of narcissists are very successful.
Speaker 2: They there's like a manipulation tactic.
Speaker 4: That's why a lot of because they can like do
Speaker 4: this to people and they can like convince a room
Speaker 4: that like and they're like they're they're sociable and they're
Speaker 4: powerful and they're people person and they like can inspire
Speaker 4: people and then all of a sudden, everyone's money's gone
Speaker 4: and Lala can's on a Pink Flamingo and Teddy's yacht.
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: And at the very end it shows Teddy who's facing
Speaker 1: trial and the three counts, and then it pops up
Speaker 1: that he has started another business.
Speaker 3: Beautiful.
Speaker 2: This is like firefest man.
Speaker 1: It's wild. But then the beauty of it was Stacy
Speaker 1: bought back Movie Past.
Speaker 2: So now I heard is movie pass back.
Speaker 1: He's like yeah, and they had their first successful quarter
Speaker 1: or a year or something. They had a winning something.
Speaker 2: Okaye, money is coming, money is coming.
Speaker 3: Money.
Speaker 2: We're on the up and up. See.
Speaker 4: I need to watch this doc because I would totally
Speaker 4: get a Movie Past subscription if I knew it was
Speaker 4: like supporting good people.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm just going to the movies. I just
Speaker 2: don't because I'm like, oh, you're spending kind of you guys.
Speaker 1: Some of these people were like I saw four hundred
Speaker 1: and seven movies that year, and I'm like one of
Speaker 1: my buddies.
Speaker 2: I went every Sunday with Kyle. We went every Sunday.
Speaker 2: We made it a Sunday thing.
Speaker 3: And we went to Then I fall asleep every time.
Speaker 6: I wanted to sleep.
Speaker 2: All the movies.
Speaker 1: Let me know when it's out on the flicks, I'll.
Speaker 5: Text Calvin'll y'all just go to a movie Wenesday like eleven.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh no, Now are the best times to go?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 6: Go by yourself. Middle of the day, nobody's there. You
Speaker 6: have the whole theater to yourself. I have the A list.
Speaker 6: I try to go once one of two times a week.
Speaker 1: I like to lay down.
Speaker 3: See are chairs, climb them all the way? They do
Speaker 3: have to.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna get a movie past in a
Speaker 1: movie past. So I had my glue post test today
Speaker 1: for my baby.
Speaker 2: How'd that go?
Speaker 1: It was good. Ocean came with me. She watched them
Speaker 1: draw my blood. Now baby's head is has not dropped
Speaker 1: down yet, okay, which I think. I'm I'm approaching twenty nine.
Speaker 2: Weeks, so is that pretty common?
Speaker 1: Then he said we're fine. I did say to him,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go over my due date. So
Speaker 1: if she doesn't come before, I don't really want in
Speaker 1: August baby. No offense, Jessica. It was still it would
Speaker 1: still be she I keep calling you a knit stuff,
Speaker 1: she would still be a virgo baby. But I told him,
Speaker 1: if she doesn't come before September, first. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be induced on September first, and he was like, great,
Speaker 1: we'll see what we can do. Let's see how your
Speaker 1: thirty week appointment goes, because I have to go back
Speaker 1: to my anatomy doctor who does like the twenty week scan.
Speaker 1: You usually don't have to see him very often. I
Speaker 1: do because of my situation with Ocean. They just want
Speaker 1: to keep an eye on me. But everything looks really,
Speaker 1: really great, and Ocean was so stinking cute.
Speaker 5: She goes, Mama, Mama got a needle into and.
Speaker 1: Then she goes, why did you leave your blood there?
Speaker 1: I was like, because I don't want it and they
Speaker 1: need to do something.
Speaker 2: She watched it with her eyes. She said she watched
Speaker 2: it and done it.
Speaker 1: And Mom said you She said, no, she didn't watch.
Speaker 1: She watched her recital and she was like, no, I watched.
Speaker 3: I watched.
Speaker 1: And then that's when she asked why I left it there.
Speaker 2: I can't even watch. Question.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't You don't want to just push it to
Speaker 4: a day to September second, so you have the same birthday.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. If they induce me, if they do,
Speaker 1: say we're willing to induce on the first, everything looks good.
Speaker 1: There is a chance she would come on the second? Oh,
Speaker 1: because that I'd be thrilled. That's what I would love
Speaker 1: that I'm hoping for.
Speaker 3: That celebrate two and one.
Speaker 1: Well, I did the TWATS podcast and Teddy was like
Speaker 1: to tease tw ot twats okay, and she said why
Speaker 1: would you? Teddy said, why would you want to have
Speaker 1: her on your birthday? And I was like, why do
Speaker 1: I need my birthday? She can have it, not sharing
Speaker 1: have it right? Like what I'm I have a rager
Speaker 1: every September. Second, No, I'm trying to like blow up
Speaker 1: balloons and have a carnival birth hard.
Speaker 3: It's fun for you to do that for your birthday.
Speaker 2: But that's fine. That's very Lama energy.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 4: I feel like you would have fun on your birthday
Speaker 4: every year. You know you're gonna have a fun birthday
Speaker 4: because you're seting up.
Speaker 3: You would never have a bad birthday.
Speaker 1: How crazy, Well, it's like Valentine's Day. I've never had
Speaker 1: a bad Valentine's Day day, your birthday, it's really fun.
Speaker 1: Since we're on the topic of babies, how do you
Speaker 1: guys feel about people setting up Instagram accounts for their babies?
Speaker 1: Their kids.
Speaker 4: I don't love it for multiple reasons. I think it's
Speaker 4: getting the world's getting more and more dangerous. I've seen
Speaker 4: tiktoks about how many baby account photos of kids are saved.
Speaker 2: It's horrific rave to phones.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's number one and number two it is
Speaker 4: cringe and I'm sorry you guys. I think pet accounts
Speaker 4: are cringed too, especially when they caption in the voice.
Speaker 4: I'm like, mister, mister Wiggles or whatever your dog's name is,
Speaker 4: is not saying like, oh, it's a sunshine day. He's
Speaker 4: probably saying like not any of that, because I love dogs.
Speaker 2: But he's a dog.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even have a posable thumb.
Speaker 4: He hates when you take photos of him, so that
Speaker 4: what it's called postal thumbs.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like when Sina was like Sandoval
Speaker 1: blocked Summer Moon, and there was one person that was like,
Speaker 1: Summer Moon doesn't know.
Speaker 3: How to run Instagram.
Speaker 1: Just Sandaval blocked you ja.
Speaker 2: Do you know how pissed I'd be.
Speaker 4: If I grow up and I turned like fifteen or whatever,
Speaker 4: my mom gave me my Instagram account and all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, I'm like, this is the shit you've been.
Speaker 2: Posting in my voice. Oh.
Speaker 1: I started an Instagram for Ocean when she first popped out,
Speaker 1: and I think the last time I posted was when
Speaker 1: she had her newborn photos done where they dressed her
Speaker 1: up like a little mermaid and she's on private.
Speaker 3: Yeah she would. You didn't even accept me.
Speaker 2: Yet she didn't accept you.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she's still learning.
Speaker 1: Ocean didn't accept you. But I just I can barely
Speaker 1: run my own Instagram. That how am I supposed to
Speaker 1: run a baby's account? And also like she's not doing
Speaker 1: anything that is like that.
Speaker 3: Lit.
Speaker 4: I love that you said that, because most moms are
Speaker 4: like they're just incredible every day.
Speaker 1: No, they're incredible to you. She's I'm aware of that.
Speaker 3: Remember what I said, show me.
Speaker 2: Two year old Henry doing a backflip or show me
Speaker 2: nothing right.
Speaker 1: No, So I'm just gonna wait to see if I
Speaker 1: have not geriatric diabetes. It's what it's called, justaalia just stational.
Speaker 1: You think that's a possibility, Yeah, and I well know
Speaker 1: you you always have to do the test. It's always
Speaker 1: a possibility.
Speaker 2: I don't think I have it, and then it goes
Speaker 2: away after you give birth.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Interesting, just because everything fluctuates, and but I have a
Speaker 1: well balanced diet. I don't know that has anything to
Speaker 1: do with it. But he also said he thinks the
Speaker 1: baby's laying on a nerve and that's why I was
Speaker 1: getting faint.
Speaker 2: A lot of you said that in the DMS.
Speaker 4: Thank you, because I read a lot of like sciatica
Speaker 4: and different things like that, the nerve, and so that's
Speaker 4: are you do feel relieved to learn that?
Speaker 1: Or I feel relieved. And I'm picturing her in the
Speaker 1: womb as boss baby, you know how he like has
Speaker 1: the face. I'm picturing her like leaning up against my
Speaker 1: rib cage right here and like bouncing on my kidneys
Speaker 1: with her. It's like very painful.
Speaker 3: That doesn't sounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I move around a lot because it does.
Speaker 1: She's having a heyday with my organs and things like that.
Speaker 1: And then he brought up I was like, she's you know,
Speaker 1: she moves a lot, and I'm my body was not
Speaker 1: in this much pain this early on, which is all good,
Speaker 1: no complaints, yeah, but like I'm a little uncomfortable early on.
Speaker 1: And he said, well, you have to remember, this baby
Speaker 1: could be much bigger than ocean. And I'm like, and
Speaker 1: I love that, but I don't love that.
Speaker 2: She is growing fast. I told you one weekend.
Speaker 3: Is she bigger than ocean was?
Speaker 1: She's going to be bigger than ocean? Ocean at five
Speaker 1: oh five ten?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like five pounds ten ounds?
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 1: It sh she was like a supermodel.
Speaker 2: She was so tall.
Speaker 4: Dumb ass, Okay, speaking of dumb ass real quick? Can
Speaker 4: we really quickly talk about babies. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: I get DMS every time I make a dumb comment,
Speaker 4: but I'm just gonna say it. So, babies breathe in
Speaker 4: liquid when they're inside of you, and then they just
Speaker 4: are expected to come out in the world and they
Speaker 4: breathe oxygen.
Speaker 2: So why can't we breathe underwater?
Speaker 3: Do they breathe it?
Speaker 2: Do they breathe quid?
Speaker 1: They're they're not what the bilical cord provides them with everything.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 5: Go to their question so then goes into their belly button.
Speaker 1: So why can't I everything they go to the bathroom
Speaker 1: in the belly button.
Speaker 2: When babies poop?
Speaker 4: It doesn't happen when babies poop and a mom like
Speaker 4: close to nine months, or like feces are in the
Speaker 4: mom or something you can yeah, it's like bad, you.
Speaker 3: Got to flush it out of you.
Speaker 2: So why can't we write?
Speaker 1: Why can't we.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I want to know that too. You make an excellent point,
Speaker 1: because I think the umbilical cord is just for food
Speaker 1: and food. My my baby should be weighing in at
Speaker 1: two pounds seven ounces.
Speaker 2: Weigh in at two pounds seven ounces? Really right now?
Speaker 1: Right now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Damn, that's it's so weird.
Speaker 1: The weirdest is when they say, and maybe it's because
Speaker 1: I watched June back in the day. Oh, we're like,
Speaker 1: she's there's the protester outside of the abortion clinic. And
Speaker 1: the thing that makes Juno not get an abortion is
Speaker 1: because she the woman talks about fingernails. And every time
Speaker 1: it pops up on my phone where it's like, your
Speaker 1: baby now has fingernails, and I feel anything inside. I'm like,
Speaker 1: my baby's trying to close the way out of them.
Speaker 1: I can feel it.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's so scary.
Speaker 2: Does that happen some babies? That's how they come, They
Speaker 2: clawed their way out.
Speaker 1: I I don't know, but I did show. Uh. I
Speaker 1: exposed Ali Luber, James's girlfriend. I exposed her to my
Speaker 1: birthing video and then Janet. Janet exposed her to her
Speaker 1: birthing video and then I was like, I can one
Speaker 1: up it. I caning on the.
Speaker 2: Next one birthing video and.
Speaker 3: You're gonna this next one. No.
Speaker 1: Janet showed Ali her birthing video and I said, I
Speaker 1: can one up Janet with mine?
Speaker 2: Was Janet in pain?
Speaker 1: Well, Janet had a normal sized baby, like my birthing experience.
Speaker 1: It was like you were in heaven, right, it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like Morgan Freeman was giving birth to Ocean,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, just because it was like you didn't
Speaker 1: see any blood nothing.
Speaker 2: She just like, oh, flopped Morgan.
Speaker 4: You're welcome to narrate Lala's birthing video of Ocean if
Speaker 4: you're interested.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would die.
Speaker 6: That would be good cameos for him to do. It's like,
Speaker 6: send me a video and I'll just narrate it.
Speaker 1: You can make a lot of I would I'd pay you.
Speaker 2: He can make more money on a single day on set.
Speaker 1: But he's got to put in a lot of work.
Speaker 1: You got to do a character breakdown, You have to
Speaker 1: read an entire script. Those could run, you know, seventy
Speaker 1: to one hundred and something pages.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was probably paid seventy to one hundred million.
Speaker 2: He could just walk on.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 3: Isn't doing a movie for two million? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But have you ever need to join Patreon or Patron
Speaker 1: what is it called.
Speaker 4: Pere or Cameo, Cameo all of a sudden, All of
Speaker 4: a sudden, we work for Cameo.
Speaker 2: Morgan Freeman. If you ever want to hop on Cameo,
Speaker 2: we'd love to have you.
Speaker 3: We have nothing.
Speaker 1: Hey, Sona Morgan made good money on Cameo. You bitch,
Speaker 1: don't knock the hustle.
Speaker 2: I do like Cameo.
Speaker 4: I went to a very nice super Bowl party with
Speaker 4: Cameo in Lalla's place.
Speaker 1: I feel like you may have stolen my ticket.
Speaker 2: You never go anywhere? Oh is she not with you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But here I am.
Speaker 3: I know they're like, I know, Hey, the bathroom's that way,
Speaker 3: and you're.
Speaker 1: At the Cameo mansion.
Speaker 2: At the Cameo mansion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that pa, it was baller. All right, let's talk
Speaker 1: about something interesting, all right, Chipotle versus the people.
Speaker 2: I have such strong feelings about Chipotle.
Speaker 3: I don't have any because I've been there three times.
Speaker 1: Maybe I've been ever in your life? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: you shut your filthy, fucking people have been complaining that
Speaker 1: Chipotle has decreased its food portion size. It's gotten to
Speaker 1: the point where people are just walking out mid order
Speaker 1: if they aren't getting proper portions. The disrespect, the disrespect
Speaker 1: on who's part both. Okay, there's even a Chipotle hack
Speaker 1: that people have been doing where they film their order
Speaker 1: to make sure they are getting the proper portion. Now,
Speaker 1: this has worked on some occasions, and other it's backfired.
Speaker 1: Chipotle said, there has been no changes in our portion size.
Speaker 1: Oh so now you're gonna gaslight us, and we have
Speaker 1: reinforced proper portioning with our employees. Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Went to Chipotle last week. Let me tell.
Speaker 6: You you did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I created Chipotle. Oh my god, multiple times a month.
Speaker 2: It's a new thing for you.
Speaker 1: What's the order?
Speaker 4: Oh wow? I love Chipotle so much. I feel so
Speaker 4: much love inside right now, so much. Okay, let me
Speaker 4: tell you guys.
Speaker 2: The order, the order you do?
Speaker 4: First off, they're portion sizes. I gotta burrito. Don't come
Speaker 4: for Chipotle on my watch. I got a burrito. I
Speaker 4: got a burrito last.
Speaker 2: Week as big as a infant child, and that was delicious.
Speaker 3: Did you.
Speaker 2: So much? Number two. Here's your order. So I always
Speaker 2: do a few things. Here's what you got to do
Speaker 2: with Chipotle.
Speaker 4: You guys, you go to Chipole, you get a casadia,
Speaker 4: sometimes steaks, sometimes chicken steaks. The way to go it
Speaker 4: just you get onions, peppers, the cheese.
Speaker 2: Then you get it toasted and everything.
Speaker 4: Then you get their sour cream and you get their
Speaker 4: vinagrette and you mix it together and you dip the
Speaker 4: casadia in there and let me tell you, oh, and
Speaker 4: then sometimes you dip it in.
Speaker 2: The black beans.
Speaker 1: I just get everything on the side. You don't get
Speaker 1: everything in the burrito. Do you know what a burrito is?
Speaker 1: Coming from.
Speaker 4: The burrito? You put everything inside of it. Then I
Speaker 4: get a bowl. Sometimes when I'm trying to be are.
Speaker 3: You making your own burrito or are they making the
Speaker 3: burrito for you?
Speaker 2: They're making it for me. I'm not behind the counter.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: But that's what we want. I know.
Speaker 5: But you were making it sound like you got one
Speaker 5: tortilla and then all this stuff and you made your
Speaker 5: own burritoe I got.
Speaker 1: Whenever you go to Chipotle, you're acting like you've never
Speaker 1: been there.
Speaker 3: What have you ever hed her? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Im sorry, I get a burrito, but I was talking
Speaker 4: about also the case of the I get.
Speaker 1: You all over the place. Let me tell you what
Speaker 1: you get a Chipotle yours.
Speaker 3: I get a Brita, and then you make some sauces.
Speaker 4: I heard, no I get Those are two separate orders.
Speaker 4: And then when I want to be healthy, I get
Speaker 4: a salad.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, but with the same stuff.
Speaker 1: Yours is good. I feel like you would notice the
Speaker 1: portion size on a burrito, so if you didn't notice,
Speaker 1: but you also eat like hummus and shit, so who
Speaker 1: knows your hummus?
Speaker 2: One time? One time she eats weird.
Speaker 1: She eats weird and small, small porch, but I usually
Speaker 1: you know what I weird.
Speaker 2: They're just air.
Speaker 1: Basically, today, I'm gonna go to Chipotle today because there
Speaker 1: is nothing better than I usually get their veggie burrito bowl. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't like beans. I get the rice, the lettuce,
Speaker 1: the corn salsa. I get the what's the salsa? That's
Speaker 1: just tomatoes though, to Gyo, thank you Easton. And then
Speaker 1: I just get sour cream on the top and the cheese.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's it with the chip No avocado or no guacamole.
Speaker 1: I don't like. I like guacamole in its own bowl
Speaker 1: with a chip I don't want it mixed into my
Speaker 1: stuff because then it gives me a hummus vibe. And
Speaker 1: we know you do, and I will report back to
Speaker 1: see if it's true. I'm gonna go to Chipotle.
Speaker 4: Today's well, chipotlet feel free to sponsor the podcast. We'd
Speaker 4: love to have you.
Speaker 6: I went to Chipotle the other day and it was okay.
Speaker 6: The portions were good, but what people have shown on videos,
Speaker 6: like there's only like maybe four pieces of chicken in
Speaker 6: their burrital bowl, like they're barely putting anything in there.
Speaker 6: So that's what you were getting mad everything, it's protein,
Speaker 6: it's everything, like they're just maybe putting a little bit on.
Speaker 6: And so you get a ball and it's not even full.
Speaker 6: Like I got a bowl like a month a half,
Speaker 6: like a month and a half ago, and it wasn't
Speaker 6: even full. Like I finished that easily, Like normally when
Speaker 6: I go Chipole, I get full. I can't finish it.
Speaker 1: I have leftovers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and at this point, like the ball wasn't filled up,
Speaker 6: and that's what people are doing. So the Chipoti ceo
Speaker 6: he's like, oh if you're ordering and you see him
Speaker 6: like not giving enough to him, like a little head nod.
Speaker 6: So people, I've seen some dude goes with like a
Speaker 6: full on selfie stick with this camera and is like, hey,
Speaker 6: like get me like you know, I want a chicken bowl,
Speaker 6: and they don't put enough and he kind of goes, hey,
Speaker 6: come on, Joe or whatever the guy's name is. Then
Speaker 6: he puts more on and then employees are striking back
Speaker 6: like a manager saw them doing that and said you're
Speaker 6: not allowed to record here. Get out.
Speaker 1: Well, then I'm going to say you need to take
Speaker 1: it up with your CEO, Brian Nickel, because like the.
Speaker 3: One I'm do, I get up charge for the head nod.
Speaker 2: This sounds like the work.
Speaker 1: Okay, you gotta pick. You're either gonna keep prices where
Speaker 1: they are or drop them down if you're gonna take
Speaker 1: away the portion, or you better leave it where it is,
Speaker 1: or give me a little bit more if you're gonna
Speaker 1: charge me more. That's just how this works. You don't
Speaker 1: get to charge me the same and knock me down
Speaker 1: a bit, or charge me more and knock me down
Speaker 1: a bit.
Speaker 4: This's gonna be yes, but it's happening. This sounds like
Speaker 4: it's not on Chipotle. This sounds like it's on the
Speaker 4: Chipotle workers.
Speaker 3: Well, they need to get on the same page. Cafe
Speaker 3: Rio kills it.
Speaker 5: And when you order extra meat, they go extra and
Speaker 5: you feel great and everyone's scry never and this gets tricky.
Speaker 6: S Chapotle has online orders, so you don't see that.
Speaker 6: Make it so you can just go pick up your bag,
Speaker 6: go to your house.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so go into Chipotle. Okay, do you guys remember
Speaker 1: the guy who uh who zoomed into his court appearance
Speaker 1: for his driver's license being suspended. He's like, hold on,
Speaker 1: I'm just making I'm just parking, parking. So there's more
Speaker 1: to Corey Harris's suspended license or not suspended license? Who knows?
Speaker 1: Do you want to read it for us? Jess sure?
Speaker 2: New shocking twist to driver's licenseman.
Speaker 4: When Corey Harris turned into his zoom court date while driving,
Speaker 4: he had to turn himself in because he was driving
Speaker 4: with a suspended license. Then we found out it was
Speaker 4: an error and the license shouldn't have been suspended. Now
Speaker 4: we have learned that Harris never had a Michigan license
Speaker 4: and has never.
Speaker 2: Had a license in the other forty nine states.
Speaker 1: So there's no there's no license to even be suspended,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Even have a license period.
Speaker 1: This is not good and they should call it a draw.
Speaker 1: They they're both sides.
Speaker 3: I should just give him thirty days to go get
Speaker 3: his license.
Speaker 2: Go get your license, sir, he's obviously been driving fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, why am I here on a suspended
Speaker 1: license if we're really entirely I don't even have a license? An'
Speaker 1: even good?
Speaker 3: What was the cop who suspended it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a little bit.
Speaker 3: There be a ticket tracking this back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is weird.
Speaker 4: He must have looked it up and and see in
Speaker 4: the system and thought it was suspended, but it never exists.
Speaker 1: It never existed, you know when it got a license?
Speaker 3: I promise you.
Speaker 4: Well, I think he just probably started driving and was
Speaker 4: a fine driver, like Laala was driving in sixth grade
Speaker 4: to the Tanning salon or whatever you say, seven seventh
Speaker 4: perfect and probably was a fine driver, and then just thought, yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Still went and got her license after Well, mister Harris.
Speaker 1: Court Harris is a grown ass man. But also the
Speaker 1: court system, how do you not know if who's driving
Speaker 1: with your suspending licenses? That don't exist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys don't.
Speaker 1: Know what the hell's going on. No, you got me
Speaker 1: in the galap but go, I don't.
Speaker 6: Know what the hell I am swimming with turtles clailing
Speaker 6: about in the water Seinfeld reference.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: I thought this was a bit sam.
Speaker 5: I just don't understand how you suspend a license because
Speaker 5: you have to put your driver's license number in there
Speaker 5: to suspend. Right, doesn't have a who's the cop behind this?
Speaker 4: We need the yes with starting point because that you
Speaker 4: say they walk up to your window, you say license
Speaker 4: and registration.
Speaker 2: I've done it hundreds of times.
Speaker 1: If you have to have a license, to have registration
Speaker 1: and car insurance, I would have sen So he must
Speaker 1: have been lacking a whole lot of stuff.
Speaker 5: Driving uninsured because when you do insure, you have to
Speaker 5: give him your license.
Speaker 4: I just want mister Harris to get a license. You
Speaker 4: can charge them all the money. Just let him. Just
Speaker 4: give him a license. He's obviously a fine driver. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and fix your system.
Speaker 2: Court.
Speaker 1: I appreciated that he didn't want the zoom court date
Speaker 1: to start until he had made a completion of the
Speaker 1: turn and parked his car. I would have not answer
Speaker 1: there's your driving test, there's your driving test, and no,
Speaker 1: you know what, he's an honest he knew why he
Speaker 1: was going. In fact, I respect it. He knows exactly
Speaker 1: why he's there. I'm driving on a suspended license, and
Speaker 1: you know what, I know I shouldn't be driving, but
Speaker 1: I'm driving right now.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's why he was so confused, because he was like,
Speaker 5: how is do I have something suspended?
Speaker 3: I never had?
Speaker 2: He said, Oh.
Speaker 3: God, oh my god, I.
Speaker 1: Love him, you know what. That's it's so it's kind
Speaker 1: of like when I get caught doing things and all
Speaker 1: clicks and I go, oh my god, yes this.
Speaker 3: Is making making.
Speaker 6: Let's add one more update to that. Apparently he was
Speaker 6: also arrested nine years ago for driving without a license.
Speaker 2: This, sir, okay, we were really we were. We were
Speaker 2: there for you.
Speaker 3: Oh my, we were all rooting, rooting for you in jail.
Speaker 3: Or what's going on with this?
Speaker 1: No, but you guys driving on a suspended license. He's
Speaker 1: never had one ever?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, you think that's why he went the air.
Speaker 6: That probably makes sense why he never wants to go
Speaker 6: clear the air to yars Ago when.
Speaker 1: This, let me tell you, because they never had one.
Speaker 1: This is the system. This is not Corey Harritt. No, you,
Speaker 1: like I said, I said, got somewhere where I don't
Speaker 1: know where I am.
Speaker 3: We need the ticket with the copy. Think about it.
Speaker 4: Think of what they did, Think of what they would
Speaker 4: have done. You were right, producer John. He goes in,
Speaker 4: and he goes I got a ticket for driving with
Speaker 4: a suspended license, and they they find out he doesn't
Speaker 4: have a license. He's now going to get in more
Speaker 4: trouble because he was driving without a license.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go in either.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, well, yeah, the number doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: You can't even find me, literally more trouble. You can't
Speaker 1: even find this guy.
Speaker 2: Hey, higher finds you. Shit system.
Speaker 1: I'm really shame. Shame we haven't done shame in a while.
Speaker 1: Shame shame them, Shame on you. We've had such we've
Speaker 1: had such good content the date no one has needed shame.
Speaker 1: iOS eighteen update has to do with Apple, right John, Yeah, slower.
Speaker 2: Android bullshit, Get that out of here. Unless you want
Speaker 2: to sponsor the podcast, then.
Speaker 1: We will all use androids, all of us. The new
Speaker 1: iOS eighteen update from Apple came out this week and
Speaker 1: has new features and I'm so here for it. You
Speaker 1: guys can schedule text messages.
Speaker 2: How do you do that? Because I'm about to text
Speaker 2: you now, Hi.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it.
Speaker 2: I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: I'll probably have you figured it out and then teach
Speaker 1: me because I have it.
Speaker 3: I app. What if I can't find my hidden app?
Speaker 1: I don't love that you can now lock or hide
Speaker 1: certain apps. Oh I like that I have PTSD.
Speaker 2: Oh but what about like your daughter plays on your phone?
Speaker 2: There's got to be apps, you.
Speaker 1: Say, I never go there. I'm like, what are you
Speaker 1: fucking trying to hide cheating on me? Who's the whore?
Speaker 1: What's her name? You don't even have a boyfriend you're
Speaker 1: talking to? No one's cheating on you, La, La, calm down.
Speaker 6: This is going to ruin so many relationships being able
Speaker 6: to hide it.
Speaker 1: What I mean? Yeah, if it's being used to like
Speaker 1: hide from your kid, if.
Speaker 4: You have to look at your partner's phone, then maybe
Speaker 4: you should reevaluate your relationship. I never maybe said never,
Speaker 4: but I've never really looked at phones in relationships.
Speaker 2: I can say that.
Speaker 1: It'll be interesting how I feel when I get into
Speaker 1: a new relationship. If I'm going to be like what's
Speaker 1: on there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I don't you feel once you have to
Speaker 4: start questioning and your like insecure about like uh oh
Speaker 4: that maybe it's like you have versus I got to
Speaker 4: figure out how to get in that phone. Maybe you
Speaker 4: should start thinking like, well, why do I feel this
Speaker 4: way towards this person? Because yeah, sure you can get
Speaker 4: in their phone, but if you feel well.
Speaker 1: It goes back to the gut, right, that's what you're
Speaker 1: talking about, the feeling, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because guess what they can be out.
Speaker 4: If you're feeling that way toward a phone, they're probably
Speaker 4: out doing some shady shit anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you're getting the feeling. Yeah. But I'm
Speaker 1: going to keep it light hearted and think that Apple
Speaker 1: did this because they know that kids get on their parents' phone,
Speaker 1: so they don't want you know what, I'm about to
Speaker 1: schedule right, all of my happy birthday texts?
Speaker 3: Ever, then they don't mean anything.
Speaker 2: Well, I won't tell anyone.
Speaker 1: I think it means a lot. You're taking the time
Speaker 1: to schedule someone's.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then it just sends it you forgot it's
Speaker 5: their birthday anyway.
Speaker 4: Do you know I had a business idea of it's
Speaker 4: like a Hallmark where you can order cards for the
Speaker 4: whole year and they will ship them up them out
Speaker 4: on your friends and family's birthday, and you pay like
Speaker 4: a monthly thing and you can like customize it. No
Speaker 4: one take that idea, And if it already exists, you
Speaker 4: stole my idea, So wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 3: Maybe you should patn it.
Speaker 1: You should patent it right now. And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: I have a probably shouldn't put that on.
Speaker 1: That's a really genius idea. Thank you? Does it exist?
Speaker 1: It should Google first, I'll google it Google.
Speaker 4: I think this was also Kyle's idea first, and I
Speaker 4: stole his. So if you steal.
Speaker 3: It from me, may you stole it from him?
Speaker 2: I stole it from him.
Speaker 1: Moving on, ladies, locking your holiday plans if you have
Speaker 1: a husband. You don't have a husband who is a
Speaker 1: fan of both the NFL and college football and want
Speaker 1: to take a trip to the Christmas holiday for the
Speaker 1: Christmas holiday. I hated pop four day class when they
Speaker 1: were like, Lauren, it's your turn to read. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what are words?
Speaker 3: What are words.
Speaker 1: For the Christmas Holiday? You better plan them now. From
Speaker 1: December nineteenth until January twelfth, there is either an NFL game,
Speaker 1: college game or both every day. But what nine every day?
Speaker 1: But nine over the span?
Speaker 2: What do you mean every day but nine days?
Speaker 6: Yes, for those three weeks from December nineteenth to January twelfth,
Speaker 6: there's there's going to be either an NFL game, a
Speaker 6: college football game or both being played days every day
Speaker 6: besides nine days over the three d.
Speaker 2: What are the holidays?
Speaker 1: But sitting on the couch, you know what, You're absolutely right,
Speaker 1: And I can picture the house and it is filled
Speaker 1: with the Christmas spirits.
Speaker 3: We're going to get some cinnamon sticks.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's bad at matt. How many days are in between?
Speaker 1: And what is nine? What's that outcome?
Speaker 3: How many days are their games?
Speaker 6: So basically I think the first So it starts on
Speaker 6: the nineteenth. There's games the nineteenth, twentieth, four, on the
Speaker 6: twenty first, one on the twenty second.
Speaker 2: You lost me?
Speaker 6: Yeah, like one on the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tuesdays and Wednesdays probably there.
Speaker 6: Christmas Eve is a break. There's an eve, eve, a
Speaker 6: break on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 3: Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a bag.
Speaker 3: Baby.
Speaker 1: I put them in a little cute what's his name,
Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey jersey jerseys and I'll wear little Swifty T shirts.
Speaker 1: I love whoever or whoever.
Speaker 3: For the Chiefs and Steelers on Christmas Day?
Speaker 1: Wait and Steelers, Chief Steelers? Do you pay attention to
Speaker 1: the podcast when we do it? We mentioned this game? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have like two weeks ago through when we remember
Speaker 1: the merge of all the streaming services. Oh, I didn't
Speaker 1: know the Steelers, you mungo Steelers fans.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have your terrible towel swinging.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna have it swinging, terrible thing.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a me And you know what, now
Speaker 1: that the boys live in the back house, We're gonna.
Speaker 3: Have football on all day, all day, both house.
Speaker 1: Everyone's invited. Really yeah, packed house? I want a packed house.
Speaker 1: Are we back from Hawaiian December nineteenth?
Speaker 2: Yes, we sure are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're definitely back. Definitely all right? Should we? I
Speaker 1: really want to cover this real quick. Do you guys
Speaker 1: watch Summerhouse? Oh my gosh, okay.
Speaker 2: We do have guests in the Did you mention that
Speaker 2: we have guests in the studio?
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 1: I have guests. I have guests that are my friends
Speaker 1: s and I've been trying to picture them as just
Speaker 1: friends because I'm like I feel on the spot, but
Speaker 1: I like we've been killing it. You know, me and
Speaker 1: an audience. I start, but I feel like we've been
Speaker 1: killing it.
Speaker 2: So nic are you welcome?
Speaker 3: Thank you for coming.
Speaker 1: If you want your names out, we can come. Why
Speaker 1: I didn't say that, I'm like an idiot. So I
Speaker 1: have never watched Summer House before. I've been watching this
Speaker 1: season because of the whole like Carl and you guys
Speaker 1: too never watched.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's so Carl and Lindsay wedding thing.
Speaker 1: The whole wedding thing, and I just I think the
Speaker 1: first they only have had one reunion air besides the
Speaker 1: Carl and Lindsay thing. I was very upset about the
Speaker 1: Sierra and West thing. That thing really pissed me off.
Speaker 1: So Sierra is this beautiful. She's like a supermodel. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's absolutely stunning. Wes is like the cute dude who
Speaker 1: like loves football, has like a trendy mustache, like he's
Speaker 1: eh whatever, but like he looks fun okay, and he
Speaker 1: acted fun and all of a sudden we learn about
Speaker 1: who he really is in the reunion. He's out it.
Speaker 1: So they filmed together all summer. They're very cute. Sierra
Speaker 1: has this moment of like, I don't just hand my
Speaker 1: body out toever. I'm not just gonna sleep around. It's
Speaker 1: just not me. I know that I date with intention,
Speaker 1: and the second I have sex, I'm going to become attached.
Speaker 1: This guy knew that they wrap. He takes her to
Speaker 1: a wedding with him, takes her to meet his parents
Speaker 1: on the farm or whatever. His mom I think is
Speaker 1: an obgyn and his dad it's like a farmer or
Speaker 1: something like a cowboy. Wow, if someone did that to me,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, this man's dating me with an intention
Speaker 1: to like we're together, Like you're not introducing me to
Speaker 1: the parents and taking me to your friend's weddings without
Speaker 1: us like either having a label or we're getting to
Speaker 1: have a lab the parents is a huge move, huge move. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she sleeps with him and all of the sudden, this
Speaker 1: guy who you would never have thought that he he's
Speaker 1: the type to feed in to the fans and being
Speaker 1: like a reality TV and we won't call him a
Speaker 1: star a personality. He said what bothered him, what made
Speaker 1: him nervous, is that he kept seeing things he was
Speaker 1: tagged in and he's like, and I just kept thinking,
Speaker 1: so what, I'm just gonna be like this guy that's
Speaker 1: like attached to Scare It's like you piece of shit,
Speaker 1: Like that's what he wanted the whole time. And the
Speaker 1: show this season was great, But there were so many
Speaker 1: conversations that took place in that reunion that I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: I see so many different sides. And maybe it's just
Speaker 1: because of this like how things went down, where you've
Speaker 1: got Lindsay and Carl who have completely different perspectives on
Speaker 1: how the relationship went south.
Speaker 2: I saw some clips.
Speaker 1: If you're looking at it from just a viewer standpoint,
Speaker 1: it does look like Carl really tried to convey that like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm unhappy and this is what I'm needing from you
Speaker 1: and you're not giving it, and she doesn't give anything,
Speaker 1: like she's tough. But then on the flip side, when
Speaker 1: she says, like you keep talking to me about all
Speaker 1: of these ideas and you want me to be happy
Speaker 1: for you and celebrate when there's nothing to celebrate. You
Speaker 1: don't have a job still, right, so what do you
Speaker 1: want me to do? Give you a pat on the
Speaker 1: back and be a great job. You still don't have
Speaker 1: a job. I will say that she went out and
Speaker 1: was displaying that she was completely blindsided by him breaking
Speaker 1: off the engagement. Now that we've watched, I don't know
Speaker 1: how you could be blindsided at all? Right, am I
Speaker 1: making this up? I was like, there wasn't one cute
Speaker 1: scene where it was like you made any progress. It
Speaker 1: was constantly at each other's throats. However, I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was like when cameras were put down. They
Speaker 1: only filmed a show for the summertime.
Speaker 2: Did she mention? Yeah? Did she mentioned after watching it?
Speaker 4: Because sometimes I don't you feel like sometimes people are
Speaker 4: lost in their relationship and then when you take a
Speaker 4: step back. I can't imagine how it is on reality TV,
Speaker 4: but you take a step out and then you start
Speaker 4: start to look back on things and you change your perspective,
Speaker 4: like from being blindsided to being like, oh, because aren't.
Speaker 3: They all living in the same house?
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, well, and it's only weekends that they film. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they film a little bit back in the city
Speaker 1: and then every weekend they go to the summerhouse in
Speaker 1: the Hamptons or Montalk or whatever. But yes, I feel
Speaker 1: like if you're open to reality TV being like a
Speaker 1: mirror for you and kind of using it to self reflect,
Speaker 1: even though there is an aspect of it being produced,
Speaker 1: because that's how you make a show. Yes, there's an element.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she says that I've only seen
Speaker 1: the first episode of the reunion, who knows if Andy's
Speaker 1: gonna ask her? Do you really look back on that
Speaker 1: and think, I'm still blindsided? Like you see nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with this? Again, It's really hard when you take someone's
Speaker 1: life and you're like, well, they only film X amount
Speaker 1: of hours a day on the weekends for two three months.
Speaker 1: We really are getting like a very tiny little bit
Speaker 1: of life that they live, right. Yeah. Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: broke it off and he has no regrets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could tell by the clips he doesn't have
Speaker 2: any regrets.
Speaker 1: And she has a new boyfriend already. She's one of
Speaker 1: these people whove on so fast. Give me the secret,
Speaker 1: give me the secret, give me the sauce.
Speaker 2: You know immediately what you don't want.
Speaker 4: So then when you meet someone because you know what
Speaker 4: you want because you thought you had it in this person,
Speaker 4: then you realize, oh, I didn't want this. You break
Speaker 4: it off. You kind of if you're ready to get married,
Speaker 4: you kind of know what you want. So then you
Speaker 4: go and yes, you could see red flags and be like,
Speaker 4: this is what I don't but you know what you want,
Speaker 4: you know what you don't want.
Speaker 2: And I would think some of these people.
Speaker 4: You meet this person and you'd be like, oh, look
Speaker 4: they have what I want and they have what I
Speaker 4: don't want, or they're willing to work on it.
Speaker 5: I feel like there's a lot of people that like
Speaker 5: I don't don't give up stuff. They'll be like, well,
Speaker 5: I wish this was different, but they're great.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, well, compromise of course, because if you
Speaker 1: think that someone's with you and they're thinking every everything
Speaker 1: about you is perfect, they're also making it's just not
Speaker 1: the big stuff, right. But I don't agree with you, Jessica,
Speaker 1: because if it was everything you wanted, you know what
Speaker 1: you want, it would have worked out.
Speaker 2: Okay. But unless they.
Speaker 4: Have worked out, I'm going to use the bat I'll
Speaker 4: just use the Bachelorette. You know how a lot of
Speaker 4: people on The Bachelor the Bachelorette, they get engaged a
Speaker 4: lot of times, there's the one person that actually wants
Speaker 4: this and the one person that does not really okay,
Speaker 4: they're on the show they're lost and like, and then
Speaker 4: there's this relationship they're engaged, and then they break it off.
Speaker 4: A lot of times, this person who really wanted it
Speaker 4: and is not the who broke it off gets in
Speaker 4: a relationship very quickly after, and you have to see
Speaker 4: that happen like multiple times and think, okay, there's something
Speaker 4: to it. So my thought is if I had a
Speaker 4: friend who was engaged to someone they were with for
Speaker 4: a long time and then broke it off, and the
Speaker 4: person that didn't want to break it off quickly got
Speaker 4: in another relationship, married and had kids, I'd be like, oh, well,
Speaker 4: this person knew what they wanted.
Speaker 2: All along, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Okay, Like they kind of knew and that's why they're like, Okay,
Speaker 4: well you broke up with me.
Speaker 2: I know what I want and this is what I want,
Speaker 2: and so like I wouldn't did it? Yeah, I went
Speaker 2: and got it. You know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at there's no great process, and I
Speaker 1: think maybe I'm maybe too extreme. But the moving on
Speaker 1: so quickly when when you were planning a life with
Speaker 1: this person forever and then it doesn't work out and
Speaker 1: you could already move on like, I just there's something
Speaker 1: about that concept that it's a misfire for I just
Speaker 1: cannot grasp it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you like being alone. A lot of people don't.
Speaker 1: A lot of people need Like it's not that I
Speaker 1: like being alone, it's that I'm okay being alone. Would
Speaker 1: I like a partner.
Speaker 3: But there's people because of course.
Speaker 5: I would can't be alone. Who and I have a
Speaker 5: couple of friends like that, And that's how I know.
Speaker 5: And those are the ones.
Speaker 3: Who could to your relationship break up one month being another.
Speaker 5: It's wild they say that could like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: They need a But also if you I don't need
Speaker 4: the hell they need in it. Well, if you believe
Speaker 4: there's multiple amazing partners for you in life, it's easier
Speaker 4: to move on because if you don't believe like there's
Speaker 4: there's there, Do you have a few soulmates in life?
Speaker 4: If you think like no, you have a lot of
Speaker 4: people in this world who could be incredible partners for
Speaker 4: me and make an incredible life, I feel like it's.
Speaker 2: Easier to kind of be like, oh, look, I met one.
Speaker 1: But I believe that there are many people who could
Speaker 1: fit into the box of what you want in a partner.
Speaker 1: What I'm not understanding is how you get with someone
Speaker 1: and you pour yourself into each other and then it's
Speaker 1: over and there's no moment of like I need to
Speaker 1: take some time to recover from this. Like I know
Speaker 1: that there's other people out there. Of course there's other
Speaker 1: there's seven billion people on the planet. Of course there's
Speaker 1: someone else. But it doesn't take away from the fact that, like,
Speaker 1: this was my person. We were planning a life together, children,
Speaker 1: grand babies, every Christmas together until we die. And it's like, well,
Speaker 1: it was fun doing that, but like this guy, he's
Speaker 1: so hot, I'm so much better off without you.
Speaker 5: It's like, but then they just don't have to deal
Speaker 5: with it, so they don't remember the so they don't
Speaker 5: have to deal with that breakup.
Speaker 4: And also life is still hoping my goodness, your time,
Speaker 4: Like some guys or girls are like, but that's where.
Speaker 5: You're okay to be alone. That's what I'm saying. There's
Speaker 5: a lot of people who act like after they break up,
Speaker 5: they they're like, I need that again, and I will
Speaker 5: whoever it is, whoever whoever wants me, I'll take you, okay.
Speaker 4: And there are biological clocks, like for women and men
Speaker 4: someone and are like, I want to be a mom,
Speaker 4: I want to have a baby. Some men are like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to be an old dad.
Speaker 1: So, okay, you're gonna understand that.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: You had an old dad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I didn't require much.
Speaker 2: I didn't. Oh, interesting, your dad's so.
Speaker 3: Thirty two.
Speaker 4: My dad is thirty two. Yes, he's very, very fifty
Speaker 4: three fifty four.
Speaker 1: No, it's why, Yes, they look good.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. Again.
Speaker 1: I have no idea that the real backstory behind Carl
Speaker 1: and Lindsay. I think this just comes down to they
Speaker 1: were not compatible because I think every time I've been
Speaker 1: around her, she's nothing but kind. She's a bad little bitch. Carl,
Speaker 1: he's sober. It's a very different game when you're dealing
Speaker 1: with someone in sobriety, especially someone who's who's got the
Speaker 1: drug aspect of things. It's some it's a sobriety that
Speaker 1: I can't relate to. So I think maybe it was
Speaker 1: just best that they they parted ways, and I think
Speaker 1: that they both agreed. I really enjoyed this season. If
Speaker 1: you're bored, let's wrap it up. Let's talk about our
Speaker 1: aches and relieves of the week.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 4: My ache is that I have spent all weekend looking
Speaker 4: for boats for me and my friends to rent for
Speaker 4: fourth I have a group of friends and we wanted
Speaker 4: to take it out for Fourth of July.
Speaker 1: And we're so grateful for the invite.
Speaker 4: No, I did not find I was thinking San Diego.
Speaker 4: We had such a good time.
Speaker 3: I tell you already had a head count. I thought
Speaker 3: my head count.
Speaker 2: No, I did have a headcount.
Speaker 4: And or even a small isn't too much ask a
Speaker 4: small yacht and.
Speaker 1: It's not too much to ask, and they're booked.
Speaker 2: I have been talking. They've been like, but I'm booked.
Speaker 2: I can't cancel that again, dinner with myself.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: And so that is my ache because a lot of
Speaker 4: places were like, yeah, it's been booked for like a year.
Speaker 2: I get it, it's a Fourth of Joan.
Speaker 1: I have some friends with boats. But then we're stuck
Speaker 1: with you, bitch, And then I'm gonna have to say,
Speaker 1: let me see your head count because I don't know
Speaker 1: about these.
Speaker 2: I would love that, and then.
Speaker 1: What No, but that does it. There's nothing better than
Speaker 1: the Fourth.
Speaker 2: Of July July boat and a lot of the ones
Speaker 2: that what I.
Speaker 1: Been on that at the branch Shapiro Foundation.
Speaker 3: Did we get it for Fourth of July?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Did we get it?
Speaker 2: Yes, you're lying I did, so.
Speaker 1: We're fine.
Speaker 2: Stupid, I'll drop everyone.
Speaker 3: Well, you're still not good enough because you didn't count.
Speaker 3: That's your ache.
Speaker 1: What's you're releasing?
Speaker 4: Okay, my relief is that, Oh that I leave Wednesday night.
Speaker 4: I get into New York Thursday morning for Katie's baby shower,
Speaker 4: and I'm there until Sunday.
Speaker 2: And I haven't seen her pregnant. It's a different beast.
Speaker 1: Wow, you have to tell me how big her bump is.
Speaker 2: I know, she looks so cute. I'm so excited to
Speaker 2: see her and feel baby sea.
Speaker 1: So does that mean I'm off Thursday Friday?
Speaker 3: You are?
Speaker 4: Yes, you have a very I've scheduled a couple of
Speaker 4: personal without her.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, like you know, a couple. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: you're off.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm out of here, John, I have into the desert,
Speaker 1: go to the fifteen. Well, we're really excited for you
Speaker 1: and your new nephew, and we hope that you have
Speaker 1: all the fun in the world with your fam tt
Speaker 1: ache and relief.
Speaker 3: Ache. There isn't one because you're home home, I went
Speaker 3: on vacation. I went to Utah and went home.
Speaker 2: Vacation. Did it feel like you vacation?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I didn't do anything and it was brilliant. It
Speaker 3: was great. So relief. Yeah, being back, and the ache
Speaker 3: is leaving the homies. That's about it. The homies in Utah. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I didn't do a lot of looking on this, so
Speaker 5: I don't really research or do anything.
Speaker 3: I just hang it.
Speaker 1: Do you mean researching the X?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is she so hard time Easton had? Easton's been suffering?
Speaker 1: I was like, why are you sleeping all the time?
Speaker 1: Are you depressed?
Speaker 3: Attacked?
Speaker 1: But then we really rallied me and we babied him.
Speaker 1: They still are, which when I suffer from heartbreak, mostly
Speaker 1: because the guys I like are scrubs. My mom was like,
Speaker 1: he was a fucking loser off without him. I'm like,
Speaker 1: Easton gets babied so hard when he has.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 1: But I liked her. I'm like, Okay, that's fine. My
Speaker 1: ache this week is purely physical. Purely physical.
Speaker 3: Is your baby kick in your ass?
Speaker 1: My back? Just I can't get comfortable. I need to
Speaker 1: figure out who I can have come and like massage
Speaker 1: me in a way. That is not going to be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Laying on my side is not the business. It's just
Speaker 1: a lot, but I'm not going. Although it is an ache,
Speaker 1: I'm not complete because I'm happy that I am producing
Speaker 1: a healthy baby as of now, so no complaints there.
Speaker 1: My relief is seeing my baby perform on stage. It
Speaker 1: was really cute. Angel Angel face you guys, I hope
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