Speaker 1: Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of iHeartRadio?
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, so horny. Nobody's using the boom
Speaker 1: boom room except for my future task rabbit from my
Speaker 1: birthday party? Were you ex literally even with overnight sweets?
Speaker 1: Did they just decide it's tacking to show it, that
Speaker 1: it's only okay to show the boom Boom room if
Speaker 1: it's with the Golden Bachelor. I don't understand. We didn't
Speaker 1: even see people like walk in and go ooh, what
Speaker 1: a nice bit. We saw them after we saw shoes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we saw shoes. Hello and welcome to the finale of
Speaker 1: Bachelor and Paradise. My name is Arte Marine, coming to
Speaker 1: you from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. You guys,
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's December eighth and we're just finishing
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise. Normally that's a September affair. But here
Speaker 1: we are December eighth, Bachelor and Paradise, and I have
Speaker 1: three gentlemen breaking it down for me with me. To
Speaker 1: my right is a man with a mustache and a plan.
Speaker 1: You know him from our Patreon from as being a
Speaker 1: Bravo superfan or Bravo lebrity superfan. You know him from
Speaker 1: the Rocktails with Amit Zappa, from the Brando Cast Ladies
Speaker 1: and Gentlemen Our friend. Also the executive producer of Bachelor
Speaker 1: Silver Lake Brendan Smeth Well.
Speaker 2: So exciting Bachelor in Silver Lake in Paradise. Yes, in
Speaker 2: Joshua Tree Colon and Joshua. We just started production. We
Speaker 2: took over an abandoned motel, tricked it out, and we
Speaker 2: added some airstreams.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're very excited.
Speaker 2: We have fun twenty five men, women, non binary, polyamorous
Speaker 2: people down in the and the desert.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 3: I'll look for love.
Speaker 1: Is everybody on ketamine?
Speaker 3: Well, you know it is Bachelor and Silver Lakes.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, okay great. Also across from me is a
Speaker 1: man that's going to be with us with Brandon at
Speaker 1: Sketch Fast. He's I can't even need we could discuss.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm actually star struck. And Laurie is so
Speaker 1: disappointed that her future boyfriend is taken right now, which
Speaker 1: we can discuss. You know him from the host of
Speaker 1: as the host of Dougloves Movies, which I just did
Speaker 1: in New York, which was so fun. No, we just
Speaker 1: did a Doug's movie interruption. I'm doing Douglove's Movies at
Speaker 1: San Francisco's Sketchfest and Dougs. Can I say that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can I say that?
Speaker 4: Multiverse?
Speaker 1: Am I allowed to say that? Or do you announce
Speaker 1: in advance?
Speaker 5: We can surprised.
Speaker 1: Okay, then let's cut it out.
Speaker 4: No, don't cut it out because it's a surprise to
Speaker 4: people who don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, ladies to dinner. I mean, the captain of
Speaker 1: the podcast, Doug Benzon.
Speaker 5: I want thank you.
Speaker 4: I want all of your fans and fans of this
Speaker 4: show to know that I'm going to be there because, yeah,
Speaker 4: this is how crazy the fandom is for your show.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was in a.
Speaker 4: Family arcade in San Antonio, Texas.
Speaker 1: This is exciting.
Speaker 4: Enjoy ski ball or what have you. Yeah, maybe a
Speaker 4: Papa shot and then uh, you know, as people do
Speaker 4: because they have cocktails there, those kids running around whatever.
Speaker 4: Why Yeah, he just backed up into me. I was
Speaker 4: kind of like, oh, sorry, excuse me, pardon me, and
Speaker 4: I was kind of like, yeah, it's kind of hard
Speaker 4: to get through here, you know, So it's no big deal, right,
Speaker 4: And then Fifteen minutes later, same lady comes.
Speaker 1: Out to me, Okay, great here for this.
Speaker 5: You're Doug Benson, aren't you.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I listened to you on the Will you
Speaker 4: accept this roll?
Speaker 5: This podcast?
Speaker 1: Shut out to San Antonio skibowld lady, I like in
Speaker 1: my mind she backed up with her asked, wiggling, going
Speaker 1: backing up like a bus. So I'm like peep or
Speaker 1: like did like a.
Speaker 4: Story I made. There's so many beeping noises in there.
Speaker 4: That's probably why we collided.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I didn't hear the back and look, you're
Speaker 1: beloved on the pod. For those of you who are
Speaker 1: newer to the pod, Doug came in during the pandemic
Speaker 1: where they were filming it out Lakina, and he loved
Speaker 1: it so much he went and stayed at Laquinta, and
Speaker 1: that's why he's the captain of the podcast. Also with
Speaker 1: us as a man who doesn't know what the right
Speaker 1: that he agreed to be on. He's been, he's been.
Speaker 1: I did a show with him, I did a stand
Speaker 1: up show with him. I did The Peacock Show with
Speaker 1: him and he was so funny. And he's been messaging
Speaker 1: me about the Golden Bachelor, and I'm always like when
Speaker 1: people independently reach out about their love of the franchise.
Speaker 1: And I know that you had a lot of thoughts
Speaker 1: about the finale, and I want to talk to all
Speaker 1: of you gentlemen about the finale. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: do you watch Bachelor and Paradise? So we're inviting the
Speaker 1: final rookie of the season, the last minute rookie of
Speaker 1: the season. Ladies and gentlemen. You know him from Portlandia,
Speaker 1: you know him from baskets. He's a brilliant stand up comedian.
Speaker 1: Mikey Camtman.
Speaker 6: Wow, Hey, Hi, truly rookie of the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 6: Golden Bachelor was my first ever Bachelor. Now four or five,
Speaker 6: seven weeks later, nine weeks later, I'm talking about Bachelor
Speaker 6: in Paris.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, here's a question. Did you love Golden Bachelor
Speaker 1: so much that you hopped onto Paradise?
Speaker 6: I love the energy of Golden Batcher so much that
Speaker 6: was like saying yes to the world.
Speaker 1: That's so great. Now, how did you guys all feel
Speaker 1: about the finale of the Golden Bachelor? Doug?
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, before I forget to say it.
Speaker 4: I just want to mention that I was doing some
Speaker 4: research on the Footloose motion pictures as one does you
Speaker 4: know when you're doing research for nothing in particular? Sure,
Speaker 4: and uh, the song almost Paradise, the very recording of
Speaker 4: it is in Footloose.
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't make you.
Speaker 4: Footloose? Well, just maybe I saw that movie a ton
Speaker 4: of times when it came out. Initially I worked at
Speaker 4: a movie theater where it was playing, and uh, but
Speaker 4: I never put it together. I always knew that that
Speaker 4: was a hit song that they used. There's a corny
Speaker 4: hit song.
Speaker 1: That I didn't know that it is from FOOTLSS initially incredible.
Speaker 1: There's one degree from Kevin Bacon. That's incredible. Katie Levy
Speaker 1: and still said, Anna Anna, doctor Banna is gone. She's
Speaker 1: with uh, but she'll be back next year. She's just
Speaker 1: been on tour with all the workaholics.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 1: Did you so? Mike? How did you feel about the
Speaker 1: finale of Golden Bachelor?
Speaker 6: I loved it?
Speaker 1: You loved it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I did love it. I mean I was hooting and
Speaker 6: hollering in my house like.
Speaker 1: You wanted Teresa of the final two.
Speaker 6: Of the final two, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Who is your overall pick who is your favorite? Yet?
Speaker 1: Who do you want to be Bachelorette?
Speaker 6: I mean I was with Faith and I've been with Faith,
Speaker 6: and then I definitely felt like Ellen deserves love Ellen.
Speaker 1: Who would you like to be Bachelorette?
Speaker 5: Doug?
Speaker 4: I liked Ellen a lot. I think Ellen would be good.
Speaker 5: I think really good.
Speaker 1: How did you feel about Teresa but winning? Did you
Speaker 1: think they were cute?
Speaker 4: I like with him, you know, and and uh, you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: that seems I don't know what a two hour you
Speaker 4: think the weddings could be two hours?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they're going to bring all the yellow.
Speaker 1: It's going to be was a meatball. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: the meatball. We're gonna have the bully, We're gonna have farting,
Speaker 1: We're gonna have Susan's gonna do the hair.
Speaker 7: You think the whole Bridesmaids are gonna be gonna put
Speaker 7: so much money into that because they used the Taylor
Speaker 7: Swift song for the commercials multiple time.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? I didn't even that and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: they put money into the Okay, by the way, it's
Speaker 1: the most high it's the highest watch franchisees like they've
Speaker 1: ever like this is it?
Speaker 5: So do you remember the call Gary Unmarried?
Speaker 1: No? I remember that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jay Moore was played Gary and Gary unmarried. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I just think of it every time I hear
Speaker 4: of Gary the Bachelor, Gary Married.
Speaker 5: But that's gonna.
Speaker 4: End on January fourth? Is it gonna really be live?
Speaker 4: Are they gonna just film it and then?
Speaker 1: But if it was live and like something happened, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that'd be what if it was life? Just
Speaker 1: like the Love Is Blind reunion that they fucked up
Speaker 1: and that was like, I don't know, how did you
Speaker 1: feel about Teresa.
Speaker 3: Well full disclosure.
Speaker 2: I apologize I because I'm so immersed right now in
Speaker 2: Southern Charm winter House.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're yeah, so that's a lot. You're just mad.
Speaker 3: I just you know, you got to choose your you.
Speaker 1: Got to pick your battles. I have to tell you.
Speaker 1: Golden Bachelor was so good. I cried eight times watching Well.
Speaker 2: I love the fact that they really stayed out in
Speaker 2: the Gore Hills Thousand Oaks area for a lot of
Speaker 2: their dates.
Speaker 3: So that was exciting for me early on.
Speaker 2: But now you know what, it opened up a whole
Speaker 2: new world for me before we go on, Yes, can they.
Speaker 3: Say one thing very exciting about sitting across the table
Speaker 3: from Doug.
Speaker 1: Yes, obviously, very quick story.
Speaker 2: I think it's the year of our Lord, nineteen ninety eight,
Speaker 2: maybe the very beginning of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Hot.
Speaker 3: I was dating a young woman named Lou Thornton.
Speaker 1: Fun name, feels fake.
Speaker 2: One night, she's like, we're going to go to a
Speaker 2: comedy show at the HBO workspace. Okay, and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: make you dress up like me. We're gonna go dressed up.
Speaker 2: Are you like each other?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: Like to look like you were just like her? She
Speaker 1: was just like you, Lou.
Speaker 6: Lou wanted you to dress like her.
Speaker 3: What are you Jean's brown sweater hat?
Speaker 1: That was her.
Speaker 2: We both showed up and it was Doug Benson show
Speaker 2: at the old h WOW Seward.
Speaker 3: Okay, and she kind of knew you, I think.
Speaker 2: Okay, words and but the look that you gave me
Speaker 2: was like, dude, what a failures?
Speaker 3: What are you doing? But but it was it was
Speaker 3: you guys.
Speaker 1: Done this podcast together?
Speaker 3: No, No, that's wild.
Speaker 1: You're both such regulars. That's wild. Well, here we go,
Speaker 1: let's get going.
Speaker 3: It's very exciting for me to see you.
Speaker 4: Well, that's great, all this, I feel like I could
Speaker 4: redeem myself. Maybe what a feeling. I hope you know.
Speaker 5: I'm glad.
Speaker 4: I was very sunglasses today. So if I did give
Speaker 4: you that same look you didn't see a quarter.
Speaker 6: Of a century, Yes, exactly, I wil were you four No,
Speaker 6: come on man fourteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, here you go. But he even felt it
Speaker 1: somewhere like software your in high school. He felt the
Speaker 1: sting he knew his future friend had just been wounded
Speaker 1: by his captain, probably ninety eight.
Speaker 4: You'll feel hell old I am when I make references
Speaker 4: to like, oh, this guy reminds me of Spiro Agnews.
Speaker 5: Like that.
Speaker 1: Well, here we are, and we have baby Jess, which
Speaker 1: I cannot handle the title baby Jess for grown ass women.
Speaker 1: Baby Jess and Mercedes are sulking because their guys are
Speaker 1: gone and they just want to like get back. We
Speaker 1: just have to like get back. And Jess is sad
Speaker 1: because she would put on her outfits for Blake and
Speaker 1: she's like, who am I putting on my bikini for today?
Speaker 1: Who am I impressing? I mean if that she started
Speaker 1: to really lose me. It's like it's like if your
Speaker 1: whole thing is just to be admired, Like, but you
Speaker 1: didn't actually want to date the guy, pushed him away,
Speaker 1: you passed him away, but you liked it when he
Speaker 1: admired you and made you feel pretty. It's like she's not, Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you.
Speaker 6: Gonna pretend like you don't lie in bed in the
Speaker 6: morning and say, like, who am I putting my bikini off.
Speaker 1: Part to the head every morning when I put on
Speaker 1: my work bikini, I put on my power shoulders and
Speaker 1: my work borcane. It's like, like, you're right, I put
Speaker 1: on my best bikini for this task, rabbit.
Speaker 3: Guys, who are gonna work your party?
Speaker 1: You guys? Can we just say I'm having my birthday
Speaker 1: party tomorrow night? And every year I get a different
Speaker 1: male task, But this year I got a lady because
Speaker 1: she's not been and each guy hits on every woman
Speaker 1: at the party. There we go, okay, so what did
Speaker 1: you think of her? Of baby Jess and her like
Speaker 1: I need to be admired bikini, Like.
Speaker 4: What about putting on the bikini for the rest of
Speaker 4: the world. She's on a TV show.
Speaker 5: I want to be seen by everybody.
Speaker 4: I cannot get over how they how they all act
Speaker 4: like they all act like they were in some sort
Speaker 4: of uh you know, dystopian game show where if they
Speaker 4: don't fall in love and get married on that island
Speaker 4: they're going to they're just gonna perish. And literally like
Speaker 4: why why why can't they just go and have fun
Speaker 4: and see what happens?
Speaker 3: They all, Oh my god, have to just arguing.
Speaker 4: Over the word engagement, saying.
Speaker 1: I think I already wanted just out of the bat.
Speaker 1: They have like the number one win, like the Twitter
Speaker 1: of the week to me and what like, I want
Speaker 1: to not fuck over this person by doing it this early.
Speaker 1: But it was such a really solid point. Okay, so
Speaker 1: this was hold on, let me find it. This is
Speaker 1: about Kylie, and uh, this was okay. This is from
Speaker 1: Shianna Constant, who won last week Trixy Firecracker. Kylie was
Speaker 1: so focused on the emoji flirting on Instagram that she
Speaker 1: forgot that while he did do Fantasy Suits with Rachel,
Speaker 1: they broke up because he wasn't ready to get engaged
Speaker 1: at the end of that season. I forgot that too.
Speaker 1: I forgot that too. I mean, I mean just the
Speaker 1: it's been like four weeks session with that ring. I
Speaker 1: mean we've seen it before and before it's it's been
Speaker 1: four weeks.
Speaker 7: I hate it because it's like he's saying, I love you,
Speaker 7: I want to be with you, I want to be
Speaker 7: a real couple with you, and it's like, honestly, you
Speaker 7: probably have a way better chance at just leaving us
Speaker 7: a couple.
Speaker 1: The ones that get married, the most of the ones
Speaker 1: that get married are the ones that don't leave engage exactly.
Speaker 1: They just leave us a couple.
Speaker 3: I mean, did you guys slip if you were totally
Speaker 3: into somebody and you want it.
Speaker 1: Brandon is asking the Fellaws right now.
Speaker 2: I'm asking the fellows, wouldn't you like write a little
Speaker 2: note and slip it to them? So when production wasn't looking,
Speaker 2: it was like, like, let's fucking date after the show.
Speaker 6: That's what most of my questions are about. It's about
Speaker 6: when when are they what's all the secret stuff that's
Speaker 6: going on when the camera's not rolling? You know what
Speaker 6: we did see in terms of boom boom room.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they're not using it. So it used to
Speaker 1: be we would get like night vision, like so there's
Speaker 1: an actual boom boom room that's on the property, and
Speaker 1: you had to add it happened after there was like
Speaker 1: a consent learning thing. So so then because it used
Speaker 1: to be that people get this, I think just could
Speaker 1: have sort of fucknt any pull up but that they
Speaker 1: wanted and then and then some happened and then they
Speaker 1: made it be. So then they made it be like
Speaker 1: you have to go like sober say to the producers,
Speaker 1: I'm consenting to go in. We both want to go,
Speaker 1: and you have to sort of log it in.
Speaker 3: But most seasons there was a massive scandal.
Speaker 1: Okay, we get it. Okay, so so bring it down.
Speaker 1: Everybody gets the gist. So like so like the we
Speaker 1: would see them be like, oh, who's using them?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: And literally there is such a line up like the
Speaker 1: couple that got quote unquote married in front of none
Speaker 1: of their family and friends when we all know they
Speaker 1: got married to Puerto Rico for real, Like yeah, what
Speaker 1: the they got married in front of like five people
Speaker 1: they've never met before in the chefs at like the
Speaker 1: La Ascantina Resort.
Speaker 4: But no more romantic way to spend your wedding right
Speaker 4: immediately after the ceremony than giving advice to young couples
Speaker 4: your known each other for five weeks at.
Speaker 1: Your rave rave.
Speaker 3: Where the art department just runs out.
Speaker 5: That everybody were.
Speaker 7: So hot, Oh my god, like Anthony, actually, what's wrong
Speaker 7: with Jesse, Like why is he so Olivia?
Speaker 1: I felt bad for her because she clearly she was
Speaker 1: in some kind of like either a silk dress or
Speaker 1: like a silk blend and she had like cross sweat
Speaker 1: in the front there for like I wouldn't who wouldn't
Speaker 1: like anyway point being there used to be including Marie
Speaker 1: and Kenny used to just like Kenny with multiple ladies,
Speaker 1: like he basically like lived in the boom boom room
Speaker 1: and there was like a rotating cast of like sign up,
Speaker 1: sign up. She to like get your time with Kenny
Speaker 1: in the boom boom room. No one is even like
Speaker 1: it's almost like they shut it like it got condemned,
Speaker 1: like the room. I've never even all.
Speaker 7: Kind acted like they weren't sure you know about going
Speaker 7: to fantasy like overnight if you like someone like that's
Speaker 7: a big part of a relationship.
Speaker 1: It was also like you have the chance to go
Speaker 1: like even if you're not just carry like or go
Speaker 1: like don't you want a night alone with a person?
Speaker 1: Even flirting with all like none of them seemed like
Speaker 1: they're act actually yeah, I mean you want the sex,
Speaker 1: you can make out, you can do other stukes exactly,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. Okay, So so Cat and John
Speaker 1: Henry get a date, you guys, I mean paddle boarding.
Speaker 1: How did Kat become like this narrative? This?
Speaker 4: I like looked at my watch, like this show is
Speaker 4: three hours tonight to make way for a cat to
Speaker 4: have a lovely date.
Speaker 1: I can't. I got your you don't write the whole
Speaker 1: thing out. I sat down and I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: like I sat my whole party up alone? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm like, I said the whole fucking
Speaker 1: thing up alone. I'm like, are you three hours? You
Speaker 1: couldn't just do two? We learned from Bachelor Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 6: Especially as someone. Yeah, strike, I'm here on the scene
Speaker 6: in Paradise because of Golden Bachelor. Yeah, and I'm thinking
Speaker 6: three hours, Like I want that time back, g B.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I learned a Golden Bachelor me too. I
Speaker 1: think they didn't know the hit that they were going
Speaker 1: to have. I think they extended Golden Batch longer than
Speaker 1: like what they got.
Speaker 4: As much out of it as they could. I had to,
Speaker 4: Like the last week, you're watching the scene where they
Speaker 4: had the flash mob and the diner. You're watching that again,
Speaker 4: like this show they're stretching.
Speaker 5: Valley.
Speaker 1: But they only because they only started it for eight episodes,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: They didn't know they had to stretch.
Speaker 1: They didn't know.
Speaker 6: And then I called Gary John Gary, No.
Speaker 1: Dude, John henry Man, I'll tell you this guy. He
Speaker 1: So they're paddleboar boarding with the black bar on her bikini. Ass.
Speaker 3: It's an incredible in season turnaround for somebody.
Speaker 1: I got is unique psycho screaming so loud and you're
Speaker 1: confessional that everyone else are on the beach, is like,
Speaker 1: we can't have a conversation. Yea, this cat is screaming
Speaker 1: so loud, I mean. And then to actually then full circle,
Speaker 1: have a moment where I'm like, for you, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, really like, you know what, you moved
Speaker 1: out at seventeen, you lived in like a group home.
Speaker 1: Like I actually was like, you know what I do?
Speaker 1: I wish her well, it's no excuse for a behavior,
Speaker 1: but no, she learns from them me too, because I like,
Speaker 1: I just fear when you have a temper, you have
Speaker 1: a temper.
Speaker 4: She's a dog's got to eat before the other dogs
Speaker 4: they might not get any.
Speaker 1: Got I see it later she was like being really
Speaker 1: friendly with Olivia. I saw that, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what is happening?
Speaker 4: All the women have always had her back, even at
Speaker 4: her craziest moments. She had always been like how is
Speaker 4: She's such good friends with the women?
Speaker 1: But she sucked over And.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, why did none of the women seem to
Speaker 4: mind that?
Speaker 1: Must? I mean, like I maybe it was.
Speaker 7: I mean, I would say it was an edit, but
Speaker 7: like we know it wasn't an edit, like we saw
Speaker 7: her do really mean things.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. You can't say I was edited badly.
Speaker 1: When you're breaking things, screaming and going falk you talk
Speaker 1: you fuck you, like that's edited with you on Camber
Speaker 1: doing that.
Speaker 7: She did post something on Instagram saying that she was
Speaker 7: watching it back and was not proud of her behavior.
Speaker 1: She did this in the main season.
Speaker 7: I know, I know, And so that I'm hoping she learns.
Speaker 7: Maybe John Henry, he seems so chill, maybe together they.
Speaker 3: Look like a couple.
Speaker 2: They actually he looks like a quarterback who played it Purdue,
Speaker 2: And that was it.
Speaker 3: It was all right, and then that's his lady.
Speaker 2: Honestly, like they were uniforms match.
Speaker 1: I was happy they got engaged. Is that crazy?
Speaker 2: By the way, I said that on the Wells Show
Speaker 2: where we had Wells. I picked them to go the
Speaker 2: Discs and he did a mislead by basically saying, you're
Speaker 2: all wrong, right, Well, to protect the franchise, right, he
Speaker 2: had to protect the franchise.
Speaker 1: We didn't have enough Wells last night.
Speaker 5: Well of deceit if you ask me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the well that's there. So they go on
Speaker 1: the date and he was like, I like that. You're
Speaker 1: really tough on the outside, but a gooey interior on
Speaker 1: Like you like it Now she's not screaming at you
Speaker 1: and breaking the pinata and like, like, it's fine until
Speaker 1: it explodes at you. Have you ever dated a person
Speaker 1: with a temper.
Speaker 6: That pulls her hair like she does?
Speaker 1: Oh the hair pull It's differently when Jess, when Jess
Speaker 1: was twirling. Uh remember when Jess was playing with Mercedes
Speaker 1: hair at the bar. That was weird.
Speaker 4: That was a really weird moment.
Speaker 1: Yea, the cat's hair trol. Have you dated a rager Nike?
Speaker 6: No, well that's well not up front.
Speaker 1: But then it turned into a rager of course, everybody has,
Speaker 1: have you did?
Speaker 5: I was raised I.
Speaker 3: Know, I see that coming from a mile away.
Speaker 1: I was raised by I was raised by a ranger too.
Speaker 3: Is like to get a toaster thrown any of that
Speaker 3: kind of like we're.
Speaker 1: Up, Yeah I can't.
Speaker 3: Nice to meet you, lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice to meet you. Okay. So then she's like,
Speaker 1: I like how supportive you are? Oh, he goes, he goes.
Speaker 1: I love how caring and supportive you are. You have
Speaker 1: a tough shell, and I love that. She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I do put on an exterior hard shell,
Speaker 1: but I've had some adversity. I want to change generational trauma.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's actually like a good thing. My dad
Speaker 1: had four wives. I moved out when I was seventeen.
Speaker 1: I lived in a group home. I didn't speak to
Speaker 1: my family. I was embarrassed and I wanted to predict,
Speaker 1: you know what, all that stuff I can understand. And
Speaker 1: that's actually like that sounds like really hard and you've
Speaker 1: been really awful to everybody. It's still hurt people, hurt
Speaker 1: people people.
Speaker 3: The trauma bonding conversation, it's a it's an important one.
Speaker 3: It's a classic cris right after the drug conversation.
Speaker 1: Which is what what's a drug conversation?
Speaker 3: What's the hardest drugs you've ever done? Kind of thing
Speaker 3: where you.
Speaker 1: Sit down, I've never let a couple of mushrooms. What's
Speaker 1: the hardest drug you've ever done?
Speaker 3: LSD?
Speaker 1: Probably, what's the hardest drug you've ever done?
Speaker 6: Well? Uh, this I had like a It was like
Speaker 6: a bunch of numbers and letters combined together. Oh you
Speaker 6: know what I mean, like a designer run where you're like.
Speaker 2: I took LSD alone Metallica in nineteen ninety one at
Speaker 2: the Forum Wow, and at one point during the show,
Speaker 2: I thought that they were teaching us how to go
Speaker 2: out and basically conquer Santa Monica. After the show, we're
Speaker 2: all going to leave the Forum as one unit and
Speaker 2: like literally go.
Speaker 1: And go like a third stream problem what they.
Speaker 3: Were asking me to do.
Speaker 4: Did you see the tour where they pretended that all
Speaker 4: everything broke down, like there was like an accident on
Speaker 4: stage and a guy runs across on fire. Like the
Speaker 4: amount of time I was so high, The amount of
Speaker 4: time I was believing what was happening was way too long.
Speaker 4: So embarrassing once you realize, but even once you realize
Speaker 4: it's still like so exciting.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 4: The theatrically weird thing happened, especially back then, you didn't
Speaker 4: get it spoiled on Twitter.
Speaker 1: What's your heartest dug drugs? Drunk dog drug? Was your
Speaker 1: heart ist drug?
Speaker 5: Just like rooms or Katie.
Speaker 1: I've only ever weed.
Speaker 7: I spoke something laced ones though, and I don't know
Speaker 7: what it was laced with, and it fucked me apart.
Speaker 1: I've I had a couple. I had a little nibble
Speaker 1: once of a mushroom chocolate bar, but like so small
Speaker 1: weed and I'm not good at it. So then he said, listen,
Speaker 1: seven years ago, I had depression. I never told anybody,
Speaker 1: but you make me feel very comfortable. It feels safe
Speaker 1: to tell. I'm like, I don't mean to be a
Speaker 1: little haven't we all had depression? Like seven years ago
Speaker 1: last Tuesday? What are you talking about? Wow? But maybe
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of men will in a minute.
Speaker 6: Okay, you're right, Henry is special.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He immediately pats himself on the back for admitting it.
Speaker 4: So that's uh, took a lot of strength.
Speaker 3: He see the first dude to.
Speaker 8: See the first dude on the on the Kenny Kenny
Speaker 8: had like I believe in American flag, like like rooster
Speaker 8: cock down to the dick.
Speaker 1: Dick, he had a full sleeve. He might be the
Speaker 1: only one he had, like star like stars and stripes
Speaker 1: down to a rooster cock that went down into his.
Speaker 5: So no, all right, I got it. Really awesome chair.
Speaker 3: We're going to have a party, so you know what
Speaker 3: is again.
Speaker 1: So then he goes, she said he She said, I
Speaker 1: don't have any intention like of not leaving here with you,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you moving out at seventeen is my
Speaker 1: new favorite thing about you. And then he said, I
Speaker 1: can see a potential engagement. And she says, he sees
Speaker 1: me how I want to be seen by my person.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, as awful as she's been, I
Speaker 1: found them cute and I was happy for that. And
Speaker 1: I think they'll I think he'll he will balance her out. Agreed.
Speaker 1: And they seem like, I mean, like just judging from
Speaker 1: like what it seems like they're doing well. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: and that they were both their pictures they seem like
Speaker 1: also without being like where's the engagement like that, they
Speaker 1: were both like yeah, that's cool, exploring things. Yeah, no, wait,
Speaker 1: they got engaged. They kind engaged, but like they're not rushing. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Favorite thing about her though.
Speaker 1: I think maybe because she was like the thing that
Speaker 1: her wound is like beautiful, that she told him maybe
Speaker 1: like that that she was brave enough.
Speaker 4: He means the specific act of leaving home at seventeen.
Speaker 5: Yet he loves about her.
Speaker 4: He likes he wants somebody.
Speaker 5: Impulsive, okay, and also easy to break up with, because
Speaker 5: he's got to see the riding on the wall that
Speaker 5: they're the first argument they have, she's going.
Speaker 1: To be uh girl, you know, Pike and gone girl.
Speaker 4: He has to have seen the show by now, like
Speaker 4: all the stuff that you know, all of her diary
Speaker 4: room scenes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, It is interesting that because they're both seemed pretty dumb,
Speaker 6: I mean right right, and yet somehow they in this
Speaker 6: scene together they delivered the most substance of the entire season.
Speaker 1: You know what's fascinating. I love that you came in
Speaker 1: hot from Golden Bachelor to Paradise not knowing who any
Speaker 1: of these players are. That's a very astute I like
Speaker 1: the fresh eyes of our newest rookie. Like, that's true.
Speaker 1: That is the most astute conversation.
Speaker 2: The rest of us have been sucked in the hot
Speaker 2: people world where the rules.
Speaker 3: Are a little bit different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mike, he's hearing fresh eyes. Okay, well we'll be
Speaker 1: talking about them later. We're gonna take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. An we're back. So we
Speaker 1: have Jess and Tanner. They're playing with the dog. Tanner
Speaker 1: just seems like he was like it's wild, like all
Speaker 1: these people that were pursued, he was like the fuck boy,
Speaker 1: he should have just stuck with the one that with
Speaker 1: the two eye colors that he lifted up, Like Mikey, it's.
Speaker 6: The irony that all he got from coming to Paradise
Speaker 6: was Tanner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he did. He just got Tanner.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: He has no rids, he has no game.
Speaker 1: He has no good Like watching that. I think this
Speaker 1: is like just like a tall white guy who's probably
Speaker 1: just been hit on in a manner like he's probably
Speaker 1: had to have no game his entire life because he's
Speaker 1: like a tall white guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and as a dude from Pittsburgh, I was I
Speaker 2: was rooting for Tanner, but he disappointed me.
Speaker 4: He like with the two colored eye. Lady Davia davia
Speaker 4: Alli would talk about with her and to other people
Speaker 4: about her was her goddamn eyes. That was all he had,
Speaker 4: Like he was he's not a guy who's interested in
Speaker 4: people and able to give that back to them.
Speaker 1: In some ways just as the perfect person because it's
Speaker 1: like I like your bikini, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he should have been with her the line somehow.
Speaker 1: And like he was so clearly just wanting to be
Speaker 1: on for like fame and women sliding into his dms
Speaker 1: after like he just he got he would revealed he
Speaker 1: should have just stuck with Rachel or Davia and just
Speaker 1: like stayed the course and he did it.
Speaker 6: Is there some insight on Davia? Why did she come
Speaker 6: and go?
Speaker 1: She wasn't Here's unfortunately, I think a lot of these
Speaker 1: people are so insecure that if you don't have status
Speaker 1: in the franchise, so like she got cut like very
Speaker 1: early on on her season. So I think for a
Speaker 1: lot of people, if you don't have some kind of
Speaker 1: a lot of followers from it, or you didn't make
Speaker 1: it really far, they they want to pair up with
Speaker 1: the high status people.
Speaker 7: The only person bringing them with John Henry, who was
Speaker 7: cut night one and then came in and grocery store
Speaker 7: John and they but like John Henry, this season comes
Speaker 7: in and every woman that's like John Henry, they were
Speaker 7: up by the way he was cute kid.
Speaker 5: Johnny wouldn't have gone nearly.
Speaker 1: Listen, Doug Kevin. You know that Doug Kevin knows very
Speaker 1: well what that's like. So then Aaron and Eliza get
Speaker 1: a date, which we'll get to. Kylie knows that Avan
Speaker 1: is the one and she wants to get engaged. She's discouraged.
Speaker 1: So Aaron and Eliza go have a smoke ceremony with
Speaker 1: this beautiful shaman and they have to do a fire
Speaker 1: ceremony and it just felt like, look, she let herself
Speaker 1: get capped shared last year she did. You can tell
Speaker 1: she's not. She looks like a hostage situ, like blink.
Speaker 1: She's like like like just willing herself. It's happening again
Speaker 1: because she's so pretty that I think what he's like,
Speaker 1: I like your skin, your smile, like it's nothing about
Speaker 1: her inside. It's like you're a beautiful doll. And also
Speaker 1: like I think she didn't want because.
Speaker 7: Last season she fucked over Rodney and the audience and
Speaker 7: everyone there turned against her because they liked Rodney so much.
Speaker 7: I think this season she's like, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 7: Everyone's gonna love me this season, and I think that
Speaker 7: influenced a lot of her decisions, which was unfortunate because
Speaker 7: I really wish she had listened to her heart, because
Speaker 7: I think she knew maybe she wasn't you know, maybe they.
Speaker 1: Aren't right for each other, and you're trying to push
Speaker 1: the voices down in her head. So they did the
Speaker 1: smoke ceremony and she's They're like, so, what are your
Speaker 1: fears in a relationship and he's like, rejection. Rejection is
Speaker 1: of fear choosing someone not getting to back, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I hear that. And he's like, I want jubulant, everlasting
Speaker 1: love and I see an engagement with you. And then
Speaker 1: her reply was are you being so serious? That's not
Speaker 1: and I'm excited. That's like a people pleasing trying to
Speaker 1: seem happy but not able to say it back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she goes, she's smiling pretty big when she says.
Speaker 1: It, though, I know, but that's a nervous people please her.
Speaker 1: I'm wired like that, where so it's like, are you
Speaker 1: being so serious? And then she's panicking because she's like,
Speaker 1: you have to say something. So she's like, I am
Speaker 1: falling for you too. I would I would say the
Speaker 1: same thing on this show. And it's like, I mean
Speaker 1: not like twenty two year old me would have been
Speaker 1: not looking like Eliza, but but feeling like Eliza if
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be with somebody and I wouldn't
Speaker 1: know how to get out of it. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: I feel the same thing. Cure I can't, I can't,
Speaker 1: And yeah.
Speaker 6: He's like eggs, bagel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eggs, well done, well done. Mangoes sometimes sometimes oh
Speaker 1: my god, so serious. It's giving breakfast, it's giving eggs,
Speaker 1: it's giving life, it's giving engagement, it's giving panic, it's
Speaker 1: giving Stockholm syndrome. Doug, what did you think of this date?
Speaker 4: It's giving tree? I yeah, I didn't. A three hour
Speaker 4: finale episode. Shouldn't have dates, you know where it's where
Speaker 4: they're going through all those kind of date motions, you know,
Speaker 4: like here's your activity, you know, maybe take them somewhere
Speaker 4: really cool, but then have them have a real discussion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or like having or like have like fam your
Speaker 1: families are here, you know what I mean, Like this
Speaker 1: is her sister. You're like like like if you're about
Speaker 1: to get engaged, it's been like three weeks at Club med, like,
Speaker 1: are they.
Speaker 4: Gonna edit the show more like Survivor, where like you
Speaker 4: know a tribal council, you really don't.
Speaker 5: Know which way it's gonna go sometimes.
Speaker 4: And last night you just had a feeling about all
Speaker 4: the couples that everyone's just gonna be like we got
Speaker 4: our TV time and I was just skate out of
Speaker 4: here and it really had a relationship for a respectable
Speaker 4: amount of time so we can build our instagrams.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love this franchise. I love this version,
Speaker 1: and this was I think the worst season they've ever
Speaker 1: It was actually the worst season. It was just like
Speaker 1: Bory it was and it was fake.
Speaker 4: Was the highlight really because it did feel like it
Speaker 4: was so dramatic about it.
Speaker 1: It felt like influencer camp.
Speaker 7: Yes, felt like there was no relationship like Jaden Tanner
Speaker 7: or I know Brandon Serene did break up, but like
Speaker 7: their relationship like they really did, like grocery store Joe.
Speaker 4: Any like threat threats amongst the men, like hardly any.
Speaker 7: Fights Carly and Evan, like there just wasn't that, Like
Speaker 7: nobody seemed to connect.
Speaker 1: Did you like it? Brendan?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 4: What a festome they didn't even together this time either.
Speaker 4: The bros didn't seem as tight as they are sometimes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, it's that's fascinating analysis.
Speaker 1: What did you What did you say?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 3: I always think.
Speaker 2: It's influencer camp. I always feel it's hot people world.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're not interesting.
Speaker 1: Did you watch the whole I.
Speaker 2: Did watch the whole season. Maybe I'm just so used
Speaker 2: to Bravo because because because the level of conflict is
Speaker 2: like ten times lower than it is on Bravo, where
Speaker 2: everyone is coked up and hammered the entire time. On Klonipin, yeah,
Speaker 2: just zonked out everything.
Speaker 4: And they know they're not interesting unless they are raising
Speaker 4: their voice exactly. You know, they know that's what everybody's there.
Speaker 2: For exactly, And so sometimes when someone does that, like
Speaker 2: I feel like for this entire season, Mercedes went to
Speaker 2: reality TV school before or again going on Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 2: She knows how to like play it up at times,
Speaker 2: but it was it was casual. Yeah, Cat did, but
Speaker 2: by design because she was forged in fire. I mean,
Speaker 2: can you imagine being seventeen and the kind of home
Speaker 2: that she was in.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that was fucking ky.
Speaker 1: I love that about her that.
Speaker 2: Her conclusions bring Cat onto the next season of Summerhouse,
Speaker 2: Andy Cohen.
Speaker 3: If you're listening, it would be good. She would be great,
Speaker 3: and because she is hot, and I bet she loves
Speaker 3: a cocktail.
Speaker 1: Unless she and John Henry last. There's a couple I
Speaker 1: would have that would be kind of funny if they
Speaker 1: were like the only couple that really did last. It's
Speaker 1: night actually might have a chance.
Speaker 4: They might they match, she could both go on the challenge.
Speaker 6: Yeah, people live in San Diego.
Speaker 4: Yeah Diego, Newport Contested Farm.
Speaker 1: It used to be Nashville and now is moved. They've
Speaker 1: moved your headquarters from Nashville to sandyag. We have to
Speaker 1: do a show. Yeah, we know an American comedy club
Speaker 1: right in the Gasolin. They can all come. Henry Cub,
Speaker 1: I've seen people throw up in like girls in black
Speaker 1: dresses throw up into trash cans walking home. When I
Speaker 1: did stand up there walking home to my hotel.
Speaker 6: Season was season seven. She was on you know, like
Speaker 6: that person throwing up over theres on season three.
Speaker 2: There are buses around the South that move hot people
Speaker 2: to San Diego.
Speaker 1: How do people actually like I don't know that their
Speaker 1: engagement is so high anymore? Like, how do they pay
Speaker 1: their rent? Like, I don't know. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: what it used to be. I don't know. How do
Speaker 1: they actually pay for.
Speaker 3: Themselves social media money?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean some of them still have real jobs,
Speaker 1: Like I could see John Henry being like, no, I
Speaker 1: still like welding underwater. I guess in San Diego you
Speaker 1: could weld underwater.
Speaker 3: I cut you off when you said but they started
Speaker 3: with money?
Speaker 4: Yeah, come from Yeah, I mean I think Cat's story
Speaker 4: is kind of.
Speaker 1: Uh, they're rich.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't thinking.
Speaker 6: Are you gonna get your and I mention.
Speaker 4: Those people she ran out on at seventeen probably did
Speaker 4: have money. Ask our parents because they were too poor.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was gonna ask you if you're gonna get your
Speaker 6: ears pierced before you meet Braydon.
Speaker 5: Feel like I should you clip on my.
Speaker 4: It's like going to the library and not having a bookshew.
Speaker 1: Can I discuss the fact that he is our king
Speaker 1: is so savvy that he is dating Mandrell? Brilliant cock.
Speaker 1: If you want to stay relevant while getting kicked off
Speaker 1: of Paradise, hooking up a Mandrell was a genius move.
Speaker 1: When I saw that, I was like, I'm sorry he's dating.
Speaker 1: That makes it. At first I was like what, and
Speaker 1: then he better bring her to the live show.
Speaker 4: Where does he live, Sandy? He still lives in city.
Speaker 1: She lives in Nashville. Nashville, that's your capital.
Speaker 5: How do they make that work? The Southwest have a
Speaker 5: direg force.
Speaker 1: There's a bachelor shuttle that goes back and forth between
Speaker 1: Nashville and San Diego.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is.
Speaker 1: Maybe she moved to San Diego. I could see that
Speaker 1: she might have moved to see Maybe she realized they
Speaker 1: were posting photos on a boat and that felt like
Speaker 1: San Diego. Yeah, And I like how they also at
Speaker 1: the very end, they're like Brandon almost died off the
Speaker 1: coast and it.
Speaker 6: Was so quick.
Speaker 7: So he and the fire fire, Aaron, who looked stick
Speaker 7: another one of their friends. They were on a boat
Speaker 7: and they were fishing and the line got wrapped around
Speaker 7: like the rudder or as part of the engine, and
Speaker 7: it like almost like capsized the boat somehow, and it
Speaker 7: sunk and they were treading water for hours, and apparently
Speaker 7: it was Braden's military training that helped save them. And
Speaker 7: then somebody went on the boat. They were miles off
Speaker 7: the coast and they were just treading water.
Speaker 1: That's hard to treading water.
Speaker 4: They might jackets don't swallow water.
Speaker 7: A boat that was like far away just saw something
Speaker 7: shiny and was like, oh, what's that? And they come
Speaker 7: over and it was them, and they've been the shiny chest.
Speaker 1: It was just as glitter all. It's crazy though, crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad they didn't die. That's not scared,
Speaker 1: of course. So now any final things with are you
Speaker 1: being so serious before we go? Like the the one
Speaker 1: on one date with Aaron and Eliza? Are you being
Speaker 1: so serious right now?
Speaker 3: Look? I got sucked into them.
Speaker 2: I believe, I mean as much as you can believe
Speaker 2: in a couple out of paradise.
Speaker 1: She didn't seem happy. You thought she seemed happy.
Speaker 2: No, I think that they seem it's nerves. You're coming
Speaker 2: into the final deal and they're both aware because you
Speaker 2: know everyone around them, the fucking pa with the computer
Speaker 2: hooked up to his chest and the whole thing like
Speaker 2: they're coming down to an engagement.
Speaker 1: And they've known eed to them for two weeks exactly.
Speaker 1: So that's like a Sandals handle. The port of Artist handles.
Speaker 4: At one point during their journey, a former bachelorette showed
Speaker 4: up specifically to stir up ship. Yeah. Oh he wasn't
Speaker 4: even really there. Oh, yes, stirred up some fake ship.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: So they've been through a lot those two.
Speaker 5: It's been a rough five weeks.
Speaker 1: But we did see that it's not going well. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: that was interesting. Well, okay, let's just keep We'll just
Speaker 1: stay on that. There, we do a couple of the couple. Okay,
Speaker 1: so well we'll have to come back, but I have
Speaker 1: rented out order right then, we'll keep going. So now
Speaker 1: we come back. Jess is playing with Mercedes Braid talking
Speaker 1: at the bar. That was imagine if I was sitting
Speaker 1: here just hanging on like a horse Braid and.
Speaker 4: The way she was staring off it really just seemed
Speaker 4: like she was like getting her close up in a
Speaker 4: Sofia Coppola movie or something. She just had such a
Speaker 4: weird expression on her face. And then Kat saysiting to her,
Speaker 4: I thought I thought her and Cat were gonna fight.
Speaker 1: I know, she was like hey, she was like no,
Speaker 1: She's like, are you sure? Like no Cat now? And
Speaker 1: I was like, what happened?
Speaker 4: Yeah? It was so weird to Cat, which you know
Speaker 4: is you can't say it's unjustified because Cat's so strange, but.
Speaker 1: Still so Jess doesn't want to talk to Cat. She
Speaker 1: leaves and starts crying, and like her narrative, She's like,
Speaker 1: this just never works out for me. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: got it your own way.
Speaker 6: Dudeh TMC too much crying.
Speaker 1: Ts CDFC too much crying? Dog? Did you have to leave?
Speaker 4: One of the ten dudes she met over that fake
Speaker 4: summer late summer, Uh, didn't become the man she's gonna
Speaker 4: marry and her children.
Speaker 1: She brought her engagement dress, She brought her bikinis to
Speaker 1: wow them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like Leslie wrote my vowels out, Psycho.
Speaker 1: Yeah wrote out the vowels Yeah, just like you.
Speaker 4: Just put the bikini stumach for minutes at a time.
Speaker 6: You don't need an over complicate this. Just put the bikini,
Speaker 6: not the.
Speaker 1: Bikini, and put the glitter on and just going to
Speaker 1: a walk.
Speaker 4: Ab glitter this season you never see it happening, but
Speaker 4: you just was there.
Speaker 5: All the time.
Speaker 1: The glitter was a lot.
Speaker 6: The patches of.
Speaker 4: Glitters just like just doesn't look like they were dirty.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna work litter to my birthday party? If
Speaker 1: you insist I do, or at least at the live
Speaker 1: show at Sketch Fez. Meanwhile, Jess Jess pulls Tanner and
Speaker 1: is pouting Baby Jess. She's like, I'm want to be
Speaker 1: at home. I want to go home. So then she
Speaker 1: leaves and everyone starts sobbing, as if they're surprised that
Speaker 1: there's an end date to Paradise. It's like, what is
Speaker 1: even happening right now? You're like, you knew contractually was
Speaker 1: going to end you June third, so like it's June second.
Speaker 1: Why are you crying? Being like like parodies is falling apart.
Speaker 4: They're sad because she is free. She's not stuck with
Speaker 4: somebody that she has to pretend to be in a
Speaker 4: relationship for.
Speaker 1: They're afraid she got out out of town. You got out.
Speaker 1: So everybody's crying. There's tears, they're crying. Tanner's leaving. Everybody's
Speaker 1: like like people like would she love sobbing? Like it's
Speaker 1: like theater camp and somebody didn't get to be Jesus
Speaker 1: Christ superstar. They gave it, you know, people didn't their
Speaker 1: background again, they're not Mary Magdalene. It's just like it's
Speaker 1: too much, Doug.
Speaker 4: I didn't get to say goodbye. It's like, oh, they're
Speaker 4: always saying that on these shows.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see them back at the Hyatt in four seconds, Brenda.
Speaker 3: Do we know, Katie?
Speaker 2: Do we know if people actually if like production picks
Speaker 2: you up in the van. Steve from Transportation picks you
Speaker 2: up and takes you to the airport, which is nicer.
Speaker 4: Take me to the van and go get your ship
Speaker 4: from your room. Like they used to make it look
Speaker 4: like they're just the in a van, you know.
Speaker 1: Taking a secondary low key asia, just get in the
Speaker 1: back of the veil. I think they go to the
Speaker 1: Verdonta for like, by the way, I do want to
Speaker 1: get air conditioning. They've got a nice bed.
Speaker 6: Blake left, right, you know. And then he goes to
Speaker 6: the Verdonta for presumably a couple of days, right, maybe
Speaker 6: has boom boom room with his ex fiance. Yeah, maybe,
Speaker 6: and then comes back and it's like, I'll be the
Speaker 6: best man for an afternoon.
Speaker 1: Good, that's a good situation.
Speaker 4: I think it's like a bullpen and they just keep
Speaker 4: all the cast members around until they're done shooting.
Speaker 5: You can't bring anybody.
Speaker 1: Back if they need to, Like Blake, they needed Blake
Speaker 1: and that's where they are before they come into you know,
Speaker 1: let's go, let's take a quick break and we're going
Speaker 1: to come back and we're going to talk about somebody
Speaker 1: that they pulled from the Verdonta. What is your fantasy you?
Speaker 1: And we're back. So here we are.
Speaker 4: Pulled from the Dana, pulled do tell this summer?
Speaker 1: So Kylie pulled from the Danna.
Speaker 6: I pulled from.
Speaker 1: Him at the Palapa. He's been pulled from the Vedanta.
Speaker 3: The new album from.
Speaker 6: Pulled the.
Speaker 1: Gazaota. That's the boom boom room at the dandas the Vegas.
Speaker 5: Love to make up whereds.
Speaker 1: Then Kylie is now in tears. She's like, anything can
Speaker 1: happen in Paradise. I brought a dress for my engagement.
Speaker 1: She also brought an engagement dress. Baby Jess has her
Speaker 1: engagement dress. She's like, we are not on the same page.
Speaker 1: So she pulls Avan who I love that our girl.
Speaker 1: Cheyenne reminded us that he would not propose to Rachel
Speaker 1: and that's I forgot you. Why did he say that
Speaker 1: to her face? He should have and like, and do
Speaker 1: you remember I wasn't And that's why we broke up.
Speaker 1: And she's like, how are you feeling? And he's like
Speaker 1: he was so logical. He's like, why is it engagement? Specifically?
Speaker 1: Why can't I just tell you that I don't want
Speaker 1: to leave here without you? And she and she's like
Speaker 1: it sucks, but whatever, and she's like, she's like, when
Speaker 1: are you even going to be ready? He's almost thirty.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you've never that's so young and even known.
Speaker 6: Him for forty Yeah, Like it's a red flag that
Speaker 6: you haven't engaged to someone you've known for six and
Speaker 6: a half hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've read her twenty nine so that's a real
Speaker 1: red flag. And she's like, he's like and then he's like,
Speaker 1: she goes, I feel like I'm holding onto a false hope,
Speaker 1: so poudy so like she's like, she's like, he said,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you wanted it so badly. And
Speaker 1: then he pounts and he storms off, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to I don't love a storm off. No, no, either,
Speaker 1: he should have.
Speaker 7: But I mean also like he's trying to reason with
Speaker 7: her and she just cannot be recent.
Speaker 1: No, she's not listening.
Speaker 7: She is just like, unless you put a ring on
Speaker 7: my finger, I am going to cry for the rest
Speaker 7: of my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's I think because she's so pretty. It's
Speaker 1: probably worked like in the past. And it's like, you
Speaker 1: can't cry your way to it. You don't. Do you
Speaker 1: really want to get engaged to somebody that you had
Speaker 1: to cry your way to force them to propose, right?
Speaker 1: I mean it's crazy, Doug. Can I cry my way
Speaker 1: to an engagement with you? Tomorrow night on my birthday party,
Speaker 1: I'll just be like, get back out on that dance, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: she goes, I want an engagement. I know it's him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and he goes, it's always about the
Speaker 1: fucking ring. He's getting a little feisty. Did you think
Speaker 1: he was too heated, Mikey.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think he was too heated at all.
Speaker 6: I think he was logical. I think his major concern
Speaker 6: right now is whether his legs, both their legs will
Speaker 6: work at the end of the show, because they've been
Speaker 6: laying on a day bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've been.
Speaker 6: Four weeks.
Speaker 1: Like grandparents. Tonight, I'm polloop, I'll be at the Visonta.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kylie goes, I'm sick to my stomach. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: they wake up and Kenny and Maury, who I love.
Speaker 1: They do a fake wedding with Kenny and Maury. They
Speaker 1: got married in Puerto Rico, like a proper weddo, but
Speaker 1: they had this fake wedding where there's not even pretending
Speaker 1: to have any family members. Mariachis Mariachi's and the chefs
Speaker 1: and their chef's hat, sweaty, sweaty. Jesse Palmer coming down
Speaker 1: and she's like this. Kylie goes, this is a hard day.
Speaker 1: She goes, wait a minute, Blake's here. After she ran
Speaker 1: out blaky, but I'm asking you don't go it's me,
Speaker 1: don't I was like, if I was even I wouldn't
Speaker 1: really want to watch. I called it though.
Speaker 7: I was like, I bet you, because I noticed Blake
Speaker 7: was talking to a lot of the women, so I
Speaker 7: was like, he's a good sounding board.
Speaker 1: He's like that it's horny. It was horny. But did
Speaker 1: we show her horny? Though? Yes, it was? Oh, I
Speaker 1: didn't think so this episode, hers was so horny they
Speaker 1: pulled him in the vedanta because she could see her.
Speaker 4: Felt like it was gonna be horny, and I thought, well,
Speaker 4: this woman's really out of control. That Katie's right, she
Speaker 4: was just she really did just.
Speaker 5: Use them as a sounding board. Show just used him
Speaker 5: as you know, pulled from the boring episode, so at
Speaker 5: least trot blake out.
Speaker 1: I really felt like there was Do you do you
Speaker 1: feel like there was some horning? Is there mikey on
Speaker 1: who's part Kylie Kyl? Yeah? I felt like I just
Speaker 1: felt like he's a good listener. I felt like she
Speaker 1: was horny.
Speaker 5: She to whine to somebody and he was hot looking.
Speaker 7: She wanted a hot guy here and he'll be like okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: And I think.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make good of Do you think she was
Speaker 1: horny for him?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I agree with everything that's been said on the table.
Speaker 2: I also think what Doug made an earlier point about
Speaker 2: her creating steaks that didn't have to be there and
Speaker 2: even just trying to, you know, communicate to her in
Speaker 2: morse code through blinking like pump the brakes. Yeah, let's
Speaker 2: just assume that we met at a nightclub and we're
Speaker 2: just gonna try it out for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Also, there's nothing less attractive than somebody pushing you into
Speaker 1: something you don't want to do.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: It makes you to be like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't like if somebody's I get so rebellious and so
Speaker 1: independent that if somebody's trying to force me to do
Speaker 1: you will never see me again. Like it's just like
Speaker 1: if somebody's pushing you into it.
Speaker 4: I think also Kylie is so affected by Blake and
Speaker 4: Justs and various people not working out because she's more
Speaker 4: comfortable in her relationship if it's all just a bunch
Speaker 4: of happy couples together. Now she's seeing that, like, oh,
Speaker 4: all of these things that I thought were solid are
Speaker 4: falling apart. So what's what am I going to do
Speaker 4: with this guy? We've both already got different friends. We're
Speaker 4: not going to all leave here together?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 6: Do you think Kylie and Blake would make a nice couple?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah, I agree. I mean he's horny. They
Speaker 1: used to have to like bar out like they did
Speaker 1: like an art project, and he got like such a
Speaker 1: boner that they had to put like a black bar
Speaker 1: over his pants. He's like notoriously been like the he
Speaker 1: like jerking off in the He was the guy that
Speaker 1: was like talking about jerking off in the shower like
Speaker 1: twice a day, and the man shit like he was
Speaker 1: known for being just horny, and he calmed down this
Speaker 1: season way more. This is like his seventh go round
Speaker 1: on this franchise. The first six he was a dick parade, right.
Speaker 4: Well, also just moving for Bachelorette to Bachelorette because that
Speaker 4: was that chaotics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and where there was multiple Claire and Tashia. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: he was Katie.
Speaker 5: He was Katie Katy.
Speaker 6: That's right.
Speaker 1: He did three and give that's right, that's oh my god.
Speaker 3: So then but not good enough to be the bachelor.
Speaker 5: So strange, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Because he's a Canadian? Do they not want a Canadian bachelor?
Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't want it. They really like he might
Speaker 1: have been too horning. They like really like, don't worry America,
Speaker 1: He's not gonna suck your daughter like they were like
Speaker 1: slightly neutered leaves.
Speaker 2: He's an evil prince. He's got an element of evil princes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's yeah a little bit. He's gotten more handsome,
Speaker 1: he has.
Speaker 7: And I mean I like him because he does all
Speaker 7: this animal and wildlife conservations.
Speaker 1: Yea, but I really liked him this season. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I hope he meets someone, and you know, well, I
Speaker 1: thought Marie and Kenny were really cute. They were cute
Speaker 1: and then they accepted it, loved each other for their flaws.
Speaker 1: They refused to give up. So this was all for
Speaker 1: Kylie and Avan, that's the whole thing. They pulled them
Speaker 1: from the Verdonza, they pulled Blake from the Vedanta. Everybody
Speaker 1: got put on ice for years at the Vedanta, and
Speaker 1: it was like, let's just go say like, yeah, don't
Speaker 1: give up, just fight for it. You're never gonna be
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. Just get engaged, like that's what this was.
Speaker 1: Let's fake a marriage. Who will agree to do this
Speaker 1: a free vacation. It's like exactly, so the more time together,
Speaker 1: the more I'm in love with you. Kylie's like, I
Speaker 1: feel numb. She was excited to see Blake. Blake at
Speaker 1: the rave reception was in short shorts and the only
Speaker 1: thing that Will said was like, hide your dick basically anyway,
Speaker 1: hide your mouse. Mouse, and there's a mouse of the
Speaker 1: house and there's a rat. So so, but when Kylie
Speaker 1: sat down with Blake, she hit him with her wand
Speaker 1: you left me. I can't feel like it's more of
Speaker 1: like a little sister thing. Email us, let us know,
Speaker 1: email us. I would not want my girl. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I don't. I just think that she. I mean, it
Speaker 1: was sort of like my mind was a little bit
Speaker 1: of like I hit the boy. I like, you know,
Speaker 1: I think she can.
Speaker 7: See him as an attractive guy, but the sexual attraction
Speaker 7: isn't there, And he was.
Speaker 1: A little bit list. I think he's a backup plan.
Speaker 1: I think he's a backup plan.
Speaker 6: He's playing b Yeah, I feel like removed from the
Speaker 6: situation where we're watching the future unfold kind of what
Speaker 6: do you mean? But they're gonna in San Diego, They're
Speaker 6: gonna get together.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's had two insights. He had that and then
Speaker 1: he had Blake in the past, bad Claret, Mikey very insightful. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Kylie goes it just makes me feel like, am I enough?
Speaker 1: I mean, it'sitsipating rejections, like yeah, you're enough. It's been
Speaker 1: three days, Like this is no value system on you.
Speaker 1: There's no judgment on who you are as a person.
Speaker 1: So she's like, even goes, I am falling in love
Speaker 1: with you. I just need more time before I can
Speaker 1: take the next step. And she's like the engagement just
Speaker 1: solidifies so many of things, and this just makes me
Speaker 1: have doubts. I'm disappointed. She was so desperate. It was brutal.
Speaker 1: It was brutal. What do you you're buying tickets? Britton?
Speaker 1: What are you buying tickets for it?
Speaker 2: Well, it's the Cruel World festival that's coming up in
Speaker 2: Pasadena in the summer of twenty twenty four, and it's
Speaker 2: an incredible lineup of some of the classic Gen X
Speaker 2: new wave bands, those bands that we listened to.
Speaker 3: When we were in high school.
Speaker 2: Durand Ran, Blondie, the Stranglers, the Alarm, Interpol is going
Speaker 2: to be playing who.
Speaker 3: Else, Adamant, Simple Minds. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: But hey, they do it every night in one city.
Speaker 3: One night in one city.
Speaker 1: What city night?
Speaker 6: Pasadena, California welcomes the Cruel World. First of all, wow, that.
Speaker 3: Is a phenomenal question. And I baby don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, here we are. So she's like, so basically
Speaker 1: they're like, uh, Jordan and Mercedes Felt, no sparks. People
Speaker 1: are like, people are dropping like fly. This is when
Speaker 1: people start acting like, oh my god, guys, what's happening.
Speaker 1: They're dropping like flies. Price is over. So then they're like, Okay, well, guys,
Speaker 1: it's time. Are you gonna leave here spending the night
Speaker 1: as like and then possibly getting engaged? Or are you
Speaker 1: gonna break up or like like or basically are you
Speaker 1: spending the night in going to Neelane who we didn't
Speaker 1: see Katie, poor Neilane, and we didn't see him daring Golden.
Speaker 1: I knows why we saw him in the audience. But
Speaker 1: so Aaron's like, fantasy, sweeter go. Aaron says to Eliza,
Speaker 1: let's do this, let's do this to the engagement. She's like,
Speaker 1: uh huh, Kylie and Aven She's like, if you're so
Speaker 1: sure about me, what's the disconnect? I'm embarrassed. I felt
Speaker 1: safe with you, but like bothers me, you can't have
Speaker 1: an open mind. You were willing to do an engagement
Speaker 1: fantasy with Rachel, Like not true? And then he goes,
Speaker 1: if we don't get engaged, are we done? She goes,
Speaker 1: I know it's you. And then he's like, how is
Speaker 1: that not enough? I want to go start a life
Speaker 1: with you. I want to be in a relationship. She's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want to lose you. I can't could you?
Speaker 1: She's super pretty?
Speaker 4: She was you know, she was acting like that was
Speaker 4: it he had to get to do. The engagement didn't work,
Speaker 4: so let's just what else.
Speaker 1: Has she got?
Speaker 4: And you know, either way, they were going to leave
Speaker 4: the island and date. Yeah, that's what they're gonna do.
Speaker 4: Just go date and see how that works.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I'm even I'm thinking in this conversation,
Speaker 2: just based on her attitude that it's just not going
Speaker 2: to work at all, the dating, right.
Speaker 4: It could have really backfired on her and he could
Speaker 4: have just been like, forget, you wants to come off
Speaker 4: like a good guy, so you can't really break it
Speaker 4: off with her just yet.
Speaker 6: Mikey, you do forget the like the psychological thing that
Speaker 6: happens about living out of sandals for four weeks and
Speaker 6: assuming that you need to sort of like accomplish this
Speaker 6: thing before you know paradise ends. Yea oriented as opposed
Speaker 6: to just being like, wait, this is just like a
Speaker 6: wacky way that we met, right, and we're going to
Speaker 6: go back to San Diego tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I mean, Doug, I met at a sandal, So that's
Speaker 1: how we became friends. We didn't have to push it further.
Speaker 4: The details, but it sounds right.
Speaker 1: At a sandal Sandals Jamaica sandals.
Speaker 2: I wonder if the Danta has anyone been to the
Speaker 2: all inclusive kind of like Mexico.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course you have.
Speaker 3: You got the fake Italian?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Love, I love a buffet. I love a buffet. I love.
Speaker 3: I wonder what the Vedanta? What the best one that
Speaker 3: the Vedanta is?
Speaker 1: I bet they have an Italian one for the Americans.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 3: It's all for Americans.
Speaker 6: Should be a good tagline for Bachelor's in Paradises. I
Speaker 6: love a buffet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love a buffet. I love a buffet.
Speaker 1: And that's really what this is. This is like horny people, buffet,
Speaker 1: hot people, hot people, musical chairs.
Speaker 4: Do you think they'll ever bring back that twist of
Speaker 4: just suddenly airlifting a bunch of the women out of
Speaker 4: there to the da That.
Speaker 1: Was a one undone that was like, that was like
Speaker 1: love island, one undone that was mean. That was mean.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
Speaker 5: I really tore everybody apart.
Speaker 1: So Cott, Cat and John Henry have decided to stay
Speaker 1: together Sam to do the to stay and spend the night.
Speaker 1: Sam and Pete Okay, he was like who who Yeah?
Speaker 1: And heway was like you moved me with your charisma and.
Speaker 4: Your sideline fun lovers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Sam is funny to be. She's like the uh,
Speaker 6: like the veteran hockey player that's been on like twenty teenyah,
Speaker 6: like a thirty five year career, and it's like it
Speaker 6: just gets brought into me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: For a few episodes there she was just sort of narrating.
Speaker 4: The action could just go to her from describing what
Speaker 4: a Canadian Bachelor season two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's also been like Sam from wardrobe, like.
Speaker 4: We've got a fun down, Yeah, and we found this.
Speaker 6: You got an.
Speaker 1: Epic get the medanta and her husband laughed. So she's
Speaker 1: just shot.
Speaker 6: She had at one point the most like epic Canadian sunburn.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she.
Speaker 1: Felt very Canadian. Was so then she she was He
Speaker 1: was like, I was wow about you by your charisma.
Speaker 1: I'd like to leave here with you. She's like, I
Speaker 1: owe you and myself honesty. We should just never We
Speaker 1: have never gone farther. I absolutely I have so clear
Speaker 1: that it is not right for me to leave here
Speaker 1: with you. I absolutely feel no smark, there is no
Speaker 1: wavering that I will ever leave here with you.
Speaker 2: There was no uh, any editing mislead in this entire
Speaker 2: conversation whatsoever?
Speaker 4: No uncalled for Like, why would she There's no reason
Speaker 4: for it?
Speaker 1: Just a little kind we have fun, Yeah, a little.
Speaker 4: She was like, last time ever on one of these things,
Speaker 4: they're taking her straight to a home the whole I
Speaker 4: gotta go out in the blaze of something.
Speaker 1: You're also like, can't you just be kind and be like?
Speaker 1: We had?
Speaker 4: She having fun with that guy? Like, look, was there
Speaker 4: ever any friction?
Speaker 1: She's like, I hate you. I hate you. I've hated
Speaker 1: you since I hooked w I needed it to keep
Speaker 1: my visa, like I but I hate you.
Speaker 6: She knows how to extend a vacation.
Speaker 1: She did. She did not want to go back to
Speaker 1: It was just like brutal. It was just brutal. She
Speaker 1: was brutal. Meanwhile, so Olivia is excited. She wants to
Speaker 1: leave with Michael the sea captain, and she's like, I
Speaker 1: am having feels. I feel all this stuff. I'm filling
Speaker 1: feels with you. He's like, yeah, I'm a realist.
Speaker 5: I got plenty of barnacles on my boat.
Speaker 1: Our worlds are just in two different places. We are
Speaker 1: not leaving. I do not want to go to fantasy suitets,
Speaker 1: Like why not just go to fantasy. Yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: it's weird. It's weird. And then she goes and I
Speaker 1: respected her move, no hard feelings, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to sit here right now. And if I was a crier,
Speaker 1: I would cry. I felt badly for her because.
Speaker 4: She keeps falling for it every time she gets into
Speaker 4: these guys who are in it just to be on
Speaker 4: TV and get another rose and then toesucker.
Speaker 1: Will should have stuck.
Speaker 4: With Yeah, it's it's weird, but she's.
Speaker 1: That feels so long ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was Olivia could have been a villain. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: I think she just was able to ride the I'll
Speaker 4: be mad at Cat so I won't come off as
Speaker 4: the villain.
Speaker 1: Can we discuss how long ago it feels like Will
Speaker 1: fall in the pool on the date?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it.
Speaker 1: Feels like years ago, so long ago. I mean that
Speaker 1: was that was my favorite part of that.
Speaker 5: She's fell out of love with him the second that happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that second he fell in the just really hot.
Speaker 6: No, no, he looks sickly, right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: Okay, So then it looked like would follow the pool.
Speaker 1: So then Kat and John Henry, She's like, you're the
Speaker 1: best man that has ever come into your life to
Speaker 1: my into my life. I want to be with you
Speaker 1: outside of here. He's like, I'm down. And then so
Speaker 1: then Iron and Eliza it's like, I'm in love with
Speaker 1: you coming here and then they kiss. He's like, it
Speaker 1: was so sweet. She talks like a little girl when
Speaker 1: she's lying. When she's lying, she goes like this, oh
Speaker 1: my goodness, like you're giving me this. It's like she
Speaker 1: when she's lying, her voice goes up. Meanwhile, so now
Speaker 1: it's time for the Like they're sitting, she's having a
Speaker 1: date with him. It's Aaron and Eliza. He's like, I
Speaker 1: know the engagement's coming up. She's like, that is the
Speaker 1: part that makes me very nervous. It scares me. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I don't blame her. I would be nervous too, I
Speaker 1: would not want to get engaged after three weeks at Sandals.
Speaker 1: But but she's like, it scares me. I only wanted
Speaker 1: to happen once. I am freaking out. I feel like
Speaker 1: he handled it well, and he was like, I want
Speaker 1: to protect you and I love I want to love
Speaker 1: you how you want to be loved, like and then
Speaker 1: I think that that and he's like, if you want
Speaker 1: to do the overnight. That's cool. That's a strong move
Speaker 1: to act like you don't care. And then she's like okay,
Speaker 1: and then I want you to feel confident. She's like
Speaker 1: idea and then like but so that was a good
Speaker 1: move on his part to not pressure her.
Speaker 2: Does everyone feel like he's had a character renaissance since
Speaker 2: the No, No.
Speaker 1: No, he's the same guy to me, Katie, do you
Speaker 1: feel like he's the same guy. Yeah, he seems the same.
Speaker 7: He's a little less annoying, like he's not doing the
Speaker 7: like let me play.
Speaker 1: You a song or let me pull the coin from
Speaker 1: behind her ear.
Speaker 4: That type of show, let me rat out somebody else
Speaker 4: for their behavior, like he was one of those guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody did a rat out thing this season.
Speaker 4: There was weird there's a weird time when like Peter
Speaker 4: was dancing around behind that one guy that gets mad,
Speaker 4: the guy that broke the box.
Speaker 1: The one who was the firefight no Ocean with.
Speaker 4: He was silly behind him while he was trying to
Speaker 4: talk to somebody and that made him mad. But that
Speaker 4: didn't really amount to much.
Speaker 1: So then Aaron is on a date in the morning,
Speaker 1: he's in Lavenger pajamas and lavender slippers. The slippers a
Speaker 1: man slippery.
Speaker 2: I'm pro once I crossed a certain edge, I'm pro slippers.
Speaker 1: I have slippers. I love slippers. I was just weird
Speaker 1: to see a man in like it was almost like
Speaker 1: a mule. He had like a mule on.
Speaker 7: I was just thinking the other day, I want a robe,
Speaker 7: and then I was like, oh, I'm old.
Speaker 1: Oh I love robes and slippers. I was like, I'm old.
Speaker 1: I'm going to buy a robe, aren't I You don't
Speaker 1: you don't already own an I don't.
Speaker 4: I've had robes the time I.
Speaker 1: Were a robe, so I don't get Oh no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I have not purchased a robe ever, but I've been
Speaker 1: given robe. I've had robes and slippers around. More like
Speaker 1: a nice flannel robe. Oh you're really going mom? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well what kind of robe are you wearing? I'll show
Speaker 1: Harry cloth ropes like a silk road. I have a
Speaker 1: little cotton robe. See almost something warm because I'm cold.
Speaker 1: I understand that. Well, gave me a fleet, gave me
Speaker 1: the rope cat robe. I wear that. I have that rope.
Speaker 1: I put it with my winter blanket. Yeah, I wear
Speaker 1: that I wear that. That's she gave me a bunny rope.
Speaker 1: I have a cat robe from Paget. I'm so excited
Speaker 1: and it's fun because it's from page I haven't taken
Speaker 1: up my winter blankets yet. Yeah, now I know I have.
Speaker 1: That's your rope. Meanwhile, she goes, Eliza's freaking out. She's
Speaker 1: absolutely terrified. She's in a white dress. She's going to
Speaker 1: a beach. She's like, HiT's a lot. There's everything about hers,
Speaker 1: like dragging her heels. She's saying she's walking to the beach,
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh my god, o god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, my god, oh god, oh god. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna take it moment a moment. This is so
Speaker 1: for real. And he's like, from the moment you walk up,
Speaker 1: I thought I knew what love was. And then I
Speaker 1: saw how pretty you were, and I was like, that's love.
Speaker 1: You're so pretty. I love you like and then and
Speaker 1: then he's like, you know, and I know you like
Speaker 1: to start you're day with two eggs, well done, no
Speaker 1: fruit platter, but once in a while, you like a
Speaker 1: mango smoothie. And she said, you are so right, at
Speaker 1: which point he goes, I called your mom, and like
Speaker 1: it was such a kind of a smart manipulative move.
Speaker 1: I asked her if you wanted the mango. It was
Speaker 1: a smart manipulative move because like she got he got
Speaker 1: the He didn't say I got the blessing, but it's
Speaker 1: kind of implied, and he's like, I see where you
Speaker 1: get it. You know, she's proud of you. This all
Speaker 1: could be bullshit, but she's proud of you.
Speaker 6: The recording of the content.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. She thinks the most of you. And
Speaker 1: then when he got down on my knees, she squeals yes.
Speaker 1: She's like, she goes, I am so serious all the
Speaker 1: things I just cannot and she's like, I didn't even
Speaker 1: know that I was going to say it, and then
Speaker 1: I just said it and then lo and behold it
Speaker 1: said they've hit some road bombs.
Speaker 7: Have nothing to do with the you know, TV cameras everywhere,
Speaker 7: feeling pressure to say y yes.
Speaker 1: The panic you talk to my mom, all the things.
Speaker 4: By everybody there. What a great couple they are, because
Speaker 4: the other couples are very encouraging.
Speaker 1: Last year, being hated by America for saying no to Rodney,
Speaker 1: all of.
Speaker 5: That, Yeah, she's going through it.
Speaker 1: But you know, good for her. Better to do that
Speaker 1: than not get give get married. Yeah, yeah, we know
Speaker 1: who's ending, no doubt.
Speaker 4: Who's Amical Bowl breakup so they can continue.
Speaker 6: There is the financial motivation.
Speaker 1: They get to keep the ring.
Speaker 6: Someone said the rings are getting smaller.
Speaker 5: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I think that. I think. You know what,
Speaker 1: They've always been smaller on Paradise. If you're the lead
Speaker 1: of this show, you get a bigger rid.
Speaker 4: It's no longer DLA and it's Neil Path.
Speaker 1: And they also they also used to used to get
Speaker 1: to go to Neely and to pick up He'd show
Speaker 1: you three and you could pick as the whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could be like cush your cat. Yeah, he used
Speaker 1: to give you a choice. Yeah. How's your ticket sales going?
Speaker 2: Brendan Success taking a screenshot so I can send to
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Speaker 3: for participating in general admission. We're doing it's all general admissions.
Speaker 1: Last time I went to a concert at Rose Bowl,
Speaker 1: I took they have like a shuttle or like a bus.
Speaker 1: Very easy.
Speaker 3: That's the way to go.
Speaker 5: Always just park your own car there.
Speaker 1: It's night Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we're going to come back with Cat and
Speaker 1: John Henry and tweeted the week guys, that's all put
Speaker 1: on mon keys and get it and we're back. Any
Speaker 1: final things about Eliza and Aaron, I forgot to.
Speaker 3: Ask uh preditions for the future.
Speaker 1: They're gonna she's gonna dump him if she hasn't already.
Speaker 3: Do we now?
Speaker 5: Do we?
Speaker 3: Do? We know this because I did not spoil anything. Well,
Speaker 3: I did not go on.
Speaker 1: It's at the very end that there. It's been rocky.
Speaker 6: Yes, when was when was Paradise last summer?
Speaker 1: Last this summer? I think it like June? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: ends in June, so it's been like six months. They're done. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: what do you think, Duke?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think they had to write it out until now
Speaker 4: and now they can just sort of, you know, go
Speaker 4: out there and say what happened.
Speaker 5: I don't know what their followings are like though, really.
Speaker 1: Or maybe google you can google like what's happening? Okay?
Speaker 1: And then also Cat and John Henry wake up. He's
Speaker 1: like She's like you don't even snor. He's like, you
Speaker 1: snore and she was like she was like no, I
Speaker 1: do not even and then she's like, oh, I lie
Speaker 1: me out. They were like they're cute. She's a handful.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be.
Speaker 4: It's weird. He was an introvert and she's a handful.
Speaker 1: They might work.
Speaker 5: It could be.
Speaker 6: It's I think it's I mean, again not to harp
Speaker 6: on how dumb they are, but I think it's like
Speaker 6: I think, like, I mean, it's like there are a
Speaker 6: couple brain cells sort of are just like existing in
Speaker 6: a shared space, and there's so much space that it
Speaker 6: can work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what. I actually feel like they actually
Speaker 1: feel like they might work. I actually want them to work,
Speaker 1: which is insane me.
Speaker 6: I think like if she goes crazy, like crazy mode,
Speaker 6: he'll just be like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, I'm going underwater.
Speaker 6: I'm going water.
Speaker 4: I'll be down here talking to the hull of a ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Yeah. And I think he's so horny for
Speaker 1: her that like, and he had the tongue ring and stuff,
Speaker 1: you like, really.
Speaker 4: Like he jumped over her so fast.
Speaker 6: He checked off she checks the box. Uh, what's the phrase?
Speaker 6: She checks whatever? She checks all like yeah, skinny hot, Yeah,
Speaker 6: Like I think wounded bird is one of those wounded
Speaker 6: birds runaway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's also like probably like like fun and like exciting
Speaker 1: in bed, you know what I mean, Like like I
Speaker 1: think that.
Speaker 3: He's always comes with growing up in a group home.
Speaker 4: We probably tell other men like, well, he's underwater welding.
Speaker 4: He knows that she's telling other men to fuck off,
Speaker 4: Like she'd be really rude to men in general if
Speaker 4: she had a husband.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what I mean for sure. Then
Speaker 1: she goes, he we find out. She She goes, I
Speaker 1: would do this over and over and over again. I
Speaker 1: want to wake up to him every day. I'm that
Speaker 1: much more drawn to you. And he says to camera,
Speaker 1: my heart is telling me to get engaged. My head
Speaker 1: says don't do it, or my gut says don't do it.
Speaker 1: So she so we know that going in this is
Speaker 1: the only exciting.
Speaker 5: Everybody's always saying trust your gut, Yeah, trust your butt,
Speaker 5: Trust trust your butt. So she was like, I am
Speaker 5: completely in love with you. Being with you feels like
Speaker 5: a love that can only happen once in a lifetime.
Speaker 5: I love you, John Henry, and I want a future
Speaker 5: with you.
Speaker 1: And he goes, that was sweet. This was the only
Speaker 1: Baiten Twitt. So this is exciting. He goes, Look, I've
Speaker 1: always trusted my gut, and my gut says it's too soon.
Speaker 1: But then like, what if this isn't real? But I'm
Speaker 1: following my heart. I really am in love and I'm
Speaker 1: not falling in love. I'm in love and I love you.
Speaker 1: I love you too, No way, we're engaged. They were
Speaker 1: actually kind of cute and allegedly they're doing. I cannot
Speaker 1: believe they match.
Speaker 3: They match.
Speaker 2: They look like the high school couple that's still together
Speaker 2: in their early thirties.
Speaker 1: They it's got to be san Diego. The moving said
Speaker 1: they're moving to San Diego.
Speaker 5: They are.
Speaker 6: They're going to be the King and Queen of the
Speaker 6: San Diego fourth of July.
Speaker 1: Pree, Oh my god, the Grand Marshall.
Speaker 6: Grand Marshal.
Speaker 3: Are we going to comic this year?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we have to go. So he posted
Speaker 1: a lot of photos of them together.
Speaker 3: John Henry did just like like this morning.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, like he posted a ton of photos of them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so cute. That's but so they
Speaker 1: seem happy together.
Speaker 7: Eliza and Aaron haven't posted photos together, but everything I'm
Speaker 7: reading says they are together.
Speaker 1: It just seems not real. Lies live Okay, just he
Speaker 1: didn't tag. There is no way that he's just a
Speaker 1: ding dog. He's here. She is here, she is and
Speaker 1: she has posted how many followers does she She's posted
Speaker 1: a lot of really cute photos with them. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they're actually cute. She has only sixty seven. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's not quite the like. That's when I
Speaker 1: ask how can people like, what do they do for money?
Speaker 1: Because it's not quite like the early days. You could
Speaker 1: really just quit your job for a or two.
Speaker 5: Right, That's the thing is their job is it's tine
Speaker 5: to build this thing that's kind of got a good start,
Speaker 5: but it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not what she needs to make money. Yeah, all right, well.
Speaker 3: Well now they can start their promotional appearances though, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make Vegas.
Speaker 3: You can get a couple of bucks to show up
Speaker 3: at the party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the towel, the towel whatever. That's actually good.
Speaker 4: And now there is a lot of reality shows where
Speaker 4: the point is that people were on previous reality shows.
Speaker 1: Rights, but there's but there's so many of them. You
Speaker 1: have to be a major villain or a major star
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like to cross promote, you
Speaker 1: have to be like the cat. Cat could do it,
Speaker 1: Braiden could do it. Braiden is savvy to hook up
Speaker 1: with Mandrel.
Speaker 4: Braiden and savvy to go all the way up to
Speaker 4: San Francisco for sketch fast. I'm so all the way
Speaker 4: up from San Diego.
Speaker 1: That's an extra two hours from Is that fun?
Speaker 4: I don't know why he's putting himself into the.
Speaker 1: Situation because he goes to meet you do.
Speaker 4: And if you're listening, don't go, you dog. There's no
Speaker 4: way he knows who I am.
Speaker 1: That's not true. Everybody knows who you are. You're the
Speaker 1: person who said, what the fuck are you doing in
Speaker 1: your life?
Speaker 2: My girlfriend to go see you do comedy at the sewer?
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Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have our show, our sketch best show.
Speaker 6: What would you like to move?
Speaker 1: How about where can people follow.
Speaker 6: You on Instagram? Babyface junkie?
Speaker 1: Nice? Are you baby Jess? Baby Jess junkie Baby Baby
Speaker 1: Jess Junkie Twitter?
Speaker 6: My Twitter is not good, so don't follow that up.
Speaker 1: Okay's junkie? Okay, great? Well would you like us to
Speaker 1: help us pick a tweet of the week? Here we go?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I'm gonna say a few
Speaker 1: and we're gonna narrow it down to two. First one
Speaker 1: sh ain't constant Tracy Pikerzer. I said it earlier, but
Speaker 1: I didn't want to not give her a chance. Kylie
Speaker 1: was so focused on the emoji flirting on ig on
Speaker 1: Instagram that she forgot that while he did do fantasy
Speaker 1: suits as Rachel, they broke up because he wasn't ready
Speaker 1: to get engaged by the end of the season. That's
Speaker 1: just facts, and I appreciate it. It is. This is
Speaker 1: from the watcher at Telly Tubo. I was trying to
Speaker 1: figure out why Cat always wears insipid colors like brown
Speaker 1: and tan, and then I remember her favorite color is beige.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she really did admit that one.
Speaker 7: She has the same swimsuit and she had it like
Speaker 7: in five different colors.
Speaker 1: It was the one that like went across you know what.
Speaker 1: That's like a good American one.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is from the watcher at tell at Nothing says, quote,
Speaker 1: stop calling me baby Jess. Then more than building a
Speaker 1: sand castle? Umm uh here we go this Okay, let's
Speaker 1: see Shianne Constant, Trixie Firecracker. Hi, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: So that ABC will pay for our wedding, will you
Speaker 1: group of this year selected strangers come to our wedding.
Speaker 1: Jesse Palmer is officiating. It is exactly how I imagine
Speaker 1: this day as a child.
Speaker 4: Wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was sitting in the front.
Speaker 4: Okay because he could officiate, couldn't he doesn't he?
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: This is from Sarah as Dean and Kaylen. Hey Sarah.
Speaker 1: This is from Sarah the Pearl. Where is it? Let
Speaker 1: the boom Boom Room come home from the Wars. And
Speaker 1: then somebody Cheyenne said, maybe they're saving it for married
Speaker 1: former contestants who want to break from their kids, which
Speaker 1: is they did last year with Ashley Eye. Oh my god, okay,
Speaker 1: we need to This is from Lauren J. And Johnson.
Speaker 1: I only support this if it means Cat will no
Speaker 1: longer be a contestant in this franchise anymore. Yeah, here's
Speaker 1: another one here for the right reasons. Getting married on
Speaker 1: b I P is like going back to your college
Speaker 1: to get married in the middle of your senior English
Speaker 1: class and inviting the students to be your only guests.
Speaker 1: And then the teacher officiates and some of the lunch
Speaker 1: hall workers are also there. Okay, and then uh, this
Speaker 1: is from Tracy Williams at Viby Palopa. I'd like to
Speaker 1: move this entire season to my spam folder. Thanks. Okay.
Speaker 1: Final one justin Paul Spade. John Henry strikes me as
Speaker 1: a guy who was born without a middle name or
Speaker 1: Social Security number. Okay, Top two, I'm going to say
Speaker 1: spam fold and Home from the Wars. Okay, Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. Sarah at Sarah the Pearl, where is it?
Speaker 1: Let the Boom Boom Room come home from the Wars
Speaker 1: or Tracy Williams at Viby Palapa, I'd like to move
Speaker 1: this entire season to my spam folder. Thanks, spam folder
Speaker 1: or Home from the Wars Brendan.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going spam folders let's go spam like spam.
Speaker 1: Okay o, my god, we have a new winner, Tracy Williams.
Speaker 1: You are the tweet of the way. Vibey Pop. I'd
Speaker 1: like to have the entire season my spam folder. Thanks.
Speaker 1: This is what a season? What a season?
Speaker 3: Are we excited about the wedding? January?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 7: Get ditched at the kids because like the way they
Speaker 7: were like this is literally never happened, and it shows
Speaker 7: him just losing his mind.
Speaker 1: So like, I did they already give us the ending?
Speaker 1: Or is it like a mean twitch switcher?
Speaker 5: But like, I don't know, it's going to be a
Speaker 5: sensitive season.
Speaker 1: I think yeah.
Speaker 4: I think he's just going to be sweet to everybody
Speaker 4: and it's gonna, you know, could go in any direction.
Speaker 1: Are you going to watch my key?
Speaker 6: I will? I'm on the fence about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, but now they are on the podcast, you
Speaker 1: want to play with us?
Speaker 6: I do? I enjoy this part about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to call it the entry, the
Speaker 1: entry fee is Joey is Joey?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 4: I mean most people that watch the show these days,
Speaker 4: they're only doing it because they're on a podcast.
Speaker 6: I'm definitely waiting on baited breath. For the Golden Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: That's there's not been a reveal or anything.
Speaker 1: They haven't really announced anything, but I bet they'll announce
Speaker 1: it at the wedding. Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: And is it going to be someone from the Yeah,
Speaker 3: it has to be.
Speaker 1: I mean somebody was saying that Susan would be fun.
Speaker 4: She would be then she just have a group of
Speaker 4: women and whoever catches the bouquet.
Speaker 5: Yes, it gets to be the next.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there would be Kathy. It would be Kathy.
Speaker 5: There would be Kathy.
Speaker 1: Okay, I told you that my friend's mom was Kathy. No, yeah, somebody,
Speaker 1: my friends knew Kathy's kid and knew Kathy. Like my
Speaker 1: friend was friends with Kathy's daughter, and so that Kathy's
Speaker 1: Kathy's Kathy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, she is because.
Speaker 1: She's the zip It was. She's the zip It one.
Speaker 1: I think she is, like, like, I think it's seamless
Speaker 1: from TV to real life.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: It seems like she everyone got along so well that
Speaker 4: you had to really be out there to stand out
Speaker 4: in the way that she did.
Speaker 1: I mean that was my is she with Leslie is
Speaker 1: that she didn't she didn't seem to bomb with the
Speaker 1: other girls, and that she just moped when it wasn't
Speaker 1: her turn to have a one on one going in
Speaker 1: I never get picked. It's like, well, you just had
Speaker 1: the hot tub date. Everybody knows a hot tub date.
Speaker 1: It's like a hot commode.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there is to a hot comode.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you think they'll have like one guy on the
Speaker 2: Golden Bachelorette who's like thirty five?
Speaker 3: So great seventy year old women?
Speaker 1: That'd be so fucking great? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: I don't really want to see this because it's the
Speaker 4: idea of a bunch of older men chasing around one
Speaker 4: woman just seems more like so fun too much of
Speaker 4: a mirror on society.
Speaker 1: It'd be so fun o god, but I'm also chasing
Speaker 1: around an age appropriate woman.
Speaker 5: It would be like a dad joke off. I can't
Speaker 5: wait they're going to be I hope Jerry didn't have
Speaker 5: to be that funny.
Speaker 1: No, I hope that. But I hope that there's man
Speaker 1: friendships that are so cute that having like old man
Speaker 1: buddies make him pals. I thought there's gonna be some
Speaker 1: I wonder who the douche is going to be.
Speaker 4: Off and do their bucket list together before one of them.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like the ladies are doing that
Speaker 1: right now. They all seem to actually make friends.
Speaker 5: They really did like Bond and I.
Speaker 1: Love me too. Is there any final thing anybody wants
Speaker 1: to promote?
Speaker 5: Oh h douglasmovies dot coms where all my stuff is.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we thank you iHeart for having us on.
Speaker 1: We love being here. We'll be doing the wedding and
Speaker 1: then we'll be doing so listen, we're doing draft picks.
Speaker 1: We're doing draft picks live, and we did it once before.
Speaker 1: We're doing it at San Francisco's Sketch Fest. It's me,
Speaker 1: It's Duke, It's Branden. Maybe we can suck in Christina Mandrel.
Speaker 1: We've got Aaron Foley, we have Doctor Banana, Katie jack
Speaker 1: Keyes and my friend Laurie. I just think it's gonna
Speaker 1: be so fun, and we're gonna do draft picks live
Speaker 1: on stage because it's gonna be We're doing it two
Speaker 1: nights before the premiere. We did we did a live
Speaker 1: draft picks once. It was so fun. The audience we
Speaker 1: will hand out, will hand out paper and pencil for
Speaker 1: everybody to play along, and you can all do your
Speaker 1: scorecard as we go, and as a collective theater, we're
Speaker 1: going to pick out our top three, the villain crazy
Speaker 1: and the next uh, the next bachelorette. So it's going
Speaker 1: to be in here for the wrong reasons. It's going
Speaker 1: to be so great until next time. Brendan Smith, Mikey Campman,
Speaker 1: Doug Benson, Katie Levine, doctor Banana. I'm Martainrie. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, good nup bye.
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