WEBVTT - "PULLED FROM THE VIJANTE!" w/ Doug Benson, Brendan Smith and Mikey Kampmann 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.000 Welcome to Will you accept this Rose? A production of iHeartRadio? 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:09.720 Oh oh my god, so horny. Nobody's using the boom 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:14.200 boom room except for my future task rabbit from my 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:20.480 birthday party? Were you ex literally even with overnight sweets? 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:23.040 Did they just decide it's tacking to show it, that 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:24.880 it's only okay to show the boom Boom room if 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:29.120 it's with the Golden Bachelor. I don't understand. We didn't 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:31.080 even see people like walk in and go ooh, what 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:34.960 a nice bit. We saw them after we saw shoes. Yeah, 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:39.879 we saw shoes. Hello and welcome to the finale of 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:42.720 Bachelor and Paradise. My name is Arte Marine, coming to 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:45.840 you from my bougie garage in Los Angeles, California. You guys, 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:49.080 I can't believe it's December eighth and we're just finishing 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:52.720 Bachelor in Paradise. Normally that's a September affair. But here 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.600 we are December eighth, Bachelor and Paradise, and I have 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:59.280 three gentlemen breaking it down for me with me. To 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.480 my right is a man with a mustache and a plan. 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:04.880 You know him from our Patreon from as being a 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:09.119 Bravo superfan or Bravo lebrity superfan. You know him from 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:12.640 the Rocktails with Amit Zappa, from the Brando Cast Ladies 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:16.200 and Gentlemen Our friend. Also the executive producer of Bachelor 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:19.039 Silver Lake Brendan Smeth Well. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:23.840 So exciting Bachelor in Silver Lake in Paradise. Yes, in 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.920 Joshua Tree Colon and Joshua. We just started production. We 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:31.120 took over an abandoned motel, tricked it out, and we 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:32.360 added some airstreams. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.200 Okay, so we're very excited. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:39.399 We have fun twenty five men, women, non binary, polyamorous 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:41.160 people down in the and the desert. 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:41.960 That's so funny. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:42.759 I'll look for love. 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:44.160 Is everybody on ketamine? 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:47.560 Well, you know it is Bachelor and Silver Lakes. 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:50.760 Okay, Yeah, okay great. Also across from me is a 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:54.400 man that's going to be with us with Brandon at 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:58.160 Sketch Fast. He's I can't even need we could discuss. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.680 I can't. I'm actually star struck. And Laurie is so 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:04.240 disappointed that her future boyfriend is taken right now, which 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:06.880 we can discuss. You know him from the host of 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.560 as the host of Dougloves Movies, which I just did 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:11.359 in New York, which was so fun. No, we just 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.320 did a Doug's movie interruption. I'm doing Douglove's Movies at 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:17.040 San Francisco's Sketchfest and Dougs. Can I say that? 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:17.320 Yeah? 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:18.360 Can I say that? 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:19.040 Multiverse? 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:20.799 Am I allowed to say that? Or do you announce 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:21.239 in advance? 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:22.480 We can surprised. 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:23.520 Okay, then let's cut it out. 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.360 No, don't cut it out because it's a surprise to 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:27.440 people who don't know. 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:30.960 Okay, great, ladies to dinner. I mean, the captain of 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:32.880 the podcast, Doug Benzon. 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:34.480 I want thank you. 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:36.680 I want all of your fans and fans of this 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:40.919 show to know that I'm going to be there because, yeah, 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.480 this is how crazy the fandom is for your show. 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:45.839 Yeah. 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.080 Yeah, I was in a. 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:52.520 Family arcade in San Antonio, Texas. 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:53.480 This is exciting. 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:57.880 Enjoy ski ball or what have you. Yeah, maybe a 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:02.119 Papa shot and then uh, you know, as people do 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:06.160 because they have cocktails there, those kids running around whatever. 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:09.079 Why Yeah, he just backed up into me. I was 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:11.920 kind of like, oh, sorry, excuse me, pardon me, and 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:13.320 I was kind of like, yeah, it's kind of hard 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.919 to get through here, you know, So it's no big deal, right, 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:19.920 And then Fifteen minutes later, same lady comes. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.400 Out to me, Okay, great here for this. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:23.440 You're Doug Benson, aren't you. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.640 Yes, yes, I listened to you on the Will you 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:27.520 accept this roll? 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:28.320 This podcast? 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:32.800 Shut out to San Antonio skibowld lady, I like in 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.560 my mind she backed up with her asked, wiggling, going 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.000 backing up like a bus. So I'm like peep or 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:38.560 like did like a. 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.760 Story I made. There's so many beeping noises in there. 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.400 That's probably why we collided. 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:45.560 That's fine. I didn't hear the back and look, you're 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:47.800 beloved on the pod. For those of you who are 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.440 newer to the pod, Doug came in during the pandemic 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:52.800 where they were filming it out Lakina, and he loved 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.120 it so much he went and stayed at Laquinta, and 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.160 that's why he's the captain of the podcast. Also with 0:03:58.240 --> 0:03:59.920 us as a man who doesn't know what the right 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.880 that he agreed to be on. He's been, he's been. 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:04.400 I did a show with him, I did a stand 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:05.960 up show with him. I did The Peacock Show with 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.520 him and he was so funny. And he's been messaging 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.800 me about the Golden Bachelor, and I'm always like when 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:15.280 people independently reach out about their love of the franchise. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:17.080 And I know that you had a lot of thoughts 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:18.720 about the finale, and I want to talk to all 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.960 of you gentlemen about the finale. And then I was like, 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:25.480 do you watch Bachelor and Paradise? So we're inviting the 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:28.560 final rookie of the season, the last minute rookie of 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:31.640 the season. Ladies and gentlemen. You know him from Portlandia, 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.359 you know him from baskets. He's a brilliant stand up comedian. 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:35.440 Mikey Camtman. 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:39.320 Wow, Hey, Hi, truly rookie of the year. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:40.599 Yeah, you're Rookie of the Year. 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:48.320 Golden Bachelor was my first ever Bachelor. Now four or five, 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.479 seven weeks later, nine weeks later, I'm talking about Bachelor 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:51.880 in Paris. 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.560 Okay, No, here's a question. Did you love Golden Bachelor 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:56.440 so much that you hopped onto Paradise? 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:59.760 I love the energy of Golden Batcher so much that 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:01.440 was like saying yes to the world. 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:04.320 That's so great. Now, how did you guys all feel 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.960 about the finale of the Golden Bachelor? Doug? 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:09.840 Well, first of all, before I forget to say it. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.600 I just want to mention that I was doing some 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:17.719 research on the Footloose motion pictures as one does you 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:20.240 know when you're doing research for nothing in particular? Sure, 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:27.479 and uh, the song almost Paradise, the very recording of 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.720 it is in Footloose. 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:31.360 Wow, I didn't make you. 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.600 Footloose? Well, just maybe I saw that movie a ton 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:38.040 of times when it came out. Initially I worked at 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.280 a movie theater where it was playing, and uh, but 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.320 I never put it together. I always knew that that 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.640 was a hit song that they used. There's a corny 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:46.240 hit song. 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:50.920 That I didn't know that it is from FOOTLSS initially incredible. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:56.279 There's one degree from Kevin Bacon. That's incredible. Katie Levy 0:05:56.680 --> 0:06:01.320 and still said, Anna Anna, doctor Banna is gone. She's 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:03.880 with uh, but she'll be back next year. She's just 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:05.400 been on tour with all the workaholics. 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:05.880 Guys. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:08.680 Did you so? Mike? How did you feel about the 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.120 finale of Golden Bachelor? 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:10.800 I loved it? 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:11.359 You loved it? 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:11.600 Yeah? 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:13.200 I did love it. I mean I was hooting and 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.320 hollering in my house like. 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.480 You wanted Teresa of the final two. 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:19.799 Of the final two, Yeah. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.000 Who is your overall pick who is your favorite? Yet? 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.400 Who do you want to be Bachelorette? 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:29.640 I mean I was with Faith and I've been with Faith, 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:33.599 and then I definitely felt like Ellen deserves love Ellen. 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:35.960 Who would you like to be Bachelorette? 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:36.200 Doug? 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:39.000 I liked Ellen a lot. I think Ellen would be good. 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:40.520 I think really good. 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.320 How did you feel about Teresa but winning? Did you 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:44.039 think they were cute? 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:47.680 I like with him, you know, and and uh, you know, yeah, 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:53.520 that seems I don't know what a two hour you 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:55.040 think the weddings could be two hours? 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:56.080 Yeah? 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:58.719 Yeah, you know they're going to bring all the yellow. 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.160 It's going to be was a meatball. We're gonna have 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:03.440 the meatball. We're gonna have the bully, We're gonna have farting, 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:05.400 We're gonna have Susan's gonna do the hair. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:07.960 You think the whole Bridesmaids are gonna be gonna put 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.480 so much money into that because they used the Taylor 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:11.840 Swift song for the commercials multiple time. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.840 Are you serious? I didn't even that and I was like, oh, 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:17.160 they put money into the Okay, by the way, it's 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.960 the most high it's the highest watch franchisees like they've 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:21.640 ever like this is it? 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.640 So do you remember the call Gary Unmarried? 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:26.000 No? I remember that. 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:30.320 Yeah, Jay Moore was played Gary and Gary unmarried. Yeah, 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:32.360 but I just think of it every time I hear 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:35.320 of Gary the Bachelor, Gary Married. 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:36.640 But that's gonna. 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.320 End on January fourth? Is it gonna really be live? 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.040 Are they gonna just film it and then? 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:43.320 But if it was live and like something happened, Oh 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:44.760 my god, that'd be what if it was life? Just 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:47.240 like the Love Is Blind reunion that they fucked up 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.800 and that was like, I don't know, how did you 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.040 feel about Teresa. 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:52.480 Well full disclosure. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:55.760 I apologize I because I'm so immersed right now in 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:57.760 Southern Charm winter House. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:04.440 Yeah you're yeah, so that's a lot. You're just mad. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:06.480 I just you know, you got to choose your you. 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:08.440 Got to pick your battles. I have to tell you. 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:14.000 Golden Bachelor was so good. I cried eight times watching Well. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:15.720 I love the fact that they really stayed out in 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:18.080 the Gore Hills Thousand Oaks area for a lot of 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:18.520 their dates. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:20.160 So that was exciting for me early on. 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:23.840 But now you know what, it opened up a whole 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:27.280 new world for me before we go on, Yes, can they. 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:29.320 Say one thing very exciting about sitting across the table 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:29.760 from Doug. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.640 Yes, obviously, very quick story. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:34.800 I think it's the year of our Lord, nineteen ninety eight, 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.200 maybe the very beginning of nineteen ninety nine. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:37.560 Hot. 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.240 I was dating a young woman named Lou Thornton. 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.080 Fun name, feels fake. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:43.920 One night, she's like, we're going to go to a 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:48.840 comedy show at the HBO workspace. Okay, and I'm gonna 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:52.600 make you dress up like me. We're gonna go dressed up. 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:54.640 Are you like each other? 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:55.040 Okay? 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:56.840 Like to look like you were just like her? She 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:57.840 was just like you, Lou. 0:08:58.000 --> 0:08:59.520 Lou wanted you to dress like her. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.839 What are you Jean's brown sweater hat? 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:03.760 That was her. 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:06.800 We both showed up and it was Doug Benson show 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:10.240 at the old h WOW Seward. 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:13.280 Okay, and she kind of knew you, I think. 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.840 Okay, words and but the look that you gave me 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.959 was like, dude, what a failures? 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:22.200 What are you doing? But but it was it was 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:23.439 you guys. 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:24.760 Done this podcast together? 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:26.160 No, No, that's wild. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:29.120 You're both such regulars. That's wild. Well, here we go, 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:29.760 let's get going. 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:31.000 It's very exciting for me to see you. 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.280 Well, that's great, all this, I feel like I could 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:36.880 redeem myself. Maybe what a feeling. I hope you know. 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:37.400 I'm glad. 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:39.600 I was very sunglasses today. So if I did give 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.840 you that same look you didn't see a quarter. 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:46.640 Of a century, Yes, exactly, I wil were you four No, 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:48.839 come on man fourteen. 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:53.320 Okay, okay, here you go. But he even felt it 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.760 somewhere like software your in high school. He felt the 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:58.600 sting he knew his future friend had just been wounded 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.600 by his captain, probably ninety eight. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.160 You'll feel hell old I am when I make references 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.679 to like, oh, this guy reminds me of Spiro Agnews. 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:08.120 Like that. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:12.680 Well, here we are, and we have baby Jess, which 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:16.720 I cannot handle the title baby Jess for grown ass women. 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:20.920 Baby Jess and Mercedes are sulking because their guys are 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.000 gone and they just want to like get back. We 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.920 just have to like get back. And Jess is sad 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.680 because she would put on her outfits for Blake and 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:31.280 she's like, who am I putting on my bikini for today? 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:35.560 Who am I impressing? I mean if that she started 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:38.080 to really lose me. It's like it's like if your 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.640 whole thing is just to be admired, Like, but you 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.160 didn't actually want to date the guy, pushed him away, 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.600 you passed him away, but you liked it when he 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:49.480 admired you and made you feel pretty. It's like she's not, Yeah, 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:50.160 are you. 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:51.679 Gonna pretend like you don't lie in bed in the 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:54.600 morning and say, like, who am I putting my bikini off. 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:56.000 Part to the head every morning when I put on 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:58.559 my work bikini, I put on my power shoulders and 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:01.400 my work borcane. It's like, like, you're right, I put 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:03.079 on my best bikini for this task, rabbit. 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:04.440 Guys, who are gonna work your party? 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.680 You guys? Can we just say I'm having my birthday 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:09.240 party tomorrow night? And every year I get a different 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:11.120 male task, But this year I got a lady because 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:14.240 she's not been and each guy hits on every woman 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:19.000 at the party. There we go, okay, so what did 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.960 you think of her? Of baby Jess and her like 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:24.760 I need to be admired bikini, Like. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:28.840 What about putting on the bikini for the rest of 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:32.520 the world. She's on a TV show. 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:37.319 I want to be seen by everybody. 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:42.120 I cannot get over how they how they all act 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:45.000 like they all act like they were in some sort 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:48.040 of uh you know, dystopian game show where if they 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:50.960 don't fall in love and get married on that island 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:54.320 they're going to they're just gonna perish. And literally like 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:56.760 why why why can't they just go and have fun 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:57.760 and see what happens? 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:01.319 They all, Oh my god, have to just arguing. 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:03.880 Over the word engagement, saying. 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.320 I think I already wanted just out of the bat. 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:09.160 They have like the number one win, like the Twitter 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.080 of the week to me and what like, I want 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.760 to not fuck over this person by doing it this early. 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:18.800 But it was such a really solid point. Okay, so 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:21.400 this was hold on, let me find it. This is 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:26.000 about Kylie, and uh, this was okay. This is from 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:30.240 Shianna Constant, who won last week Trixy Firecracker. Kylie was 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:33.719 so focused on the emoji flirting on Instagram that she 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:37.120 forgot that while he did do Fantasy Suits with Rachel, 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:41.240 they broke up because he wasn't ready to get engaged 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:45.480 at the end of that season. I forgot that too. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:48.679 I forgot that too. I mean, I mean just the 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:52.640 it's been like four weeks session with that ring. I 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.199 mean we've seen it before and before it's it's been 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:55.880 four weeks. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.000 I hate it because it's like he's saying, I love you, 0:12:58.040 --> 0:12:59.440 I want to be with you, I want to be 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:01.600 a real couple with you, and it's like, honestly, you 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.480 probably have a way better chance at just leaving us 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:04.880 a couple. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.640 The ones that get married, the most of the ones 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.240 that get married are the ones that don't leave engage exactly. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:11.280 They just leave us a couple. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:14.080 I mean, did you guys slip if you were totally 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:15.840 into somebody and you want it. 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:17.439 Brandon is asking the Fellaws right now. 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.920 I'm asking the fellows, wouldn't you like write a little 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:22.800 note and slip it to them? So when production wasn't looking, 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:25.120 it was like, like, let's fucking date after the show. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:28.000 That's what most of my questions are about. It's about 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:31.400 when when are they what's all the secret stuff that's 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:34.520 going on when the camera's not rolling? You know what 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:36.559 we did see in terms of boom boom room. 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:41.200 Okay, so they're not using it. So it used to 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.840 be we would get like night vision, like so there's 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:48.680 an actual boom boom room that's on the property, and 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:51.120 you had to add it happened after there was like 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.800 a consent learning thing. So so then because it used 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:56.280 to be that people get this, I think just could 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:58.240 have sort of fucknt any pull up but that they 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:01.160 wanted and then and then some happened and then they 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:03.760 made it be. So then they made it be like 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:08.240 you have to go like sober say to the producers, 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.360 I'm consenting to go in. We both want to go, 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:11.760 and you have to sort of log it in. 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.520 But most seasons there was a massive scandal. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:19.040 Okay, we get it. Okay, so so bring it down. 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:23.960 Everybody gets the gist. So like so like the we 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.840 would see them be like, oh, who's using them? 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:26.000 Well? 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:28.120 And literally there is such a line up like the 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.680 couple that got quote unquote married in front of none 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.880 of their family and friends when we all know they 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:34.880 got married to Puerto Rico for real, Like yeah, what 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:36.880 the they got married in front of like five people 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.200 they've never met before in the chefs at like the 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:40.560 La Ascantina Resort. 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:44.400 But no more romantic way to spend your wedding right 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:48.480 immediately after the ceremony than giving advice to young couples 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.480 your known each other for five weeks at. 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.480 Your rave rave. 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:57.280 Where the art department just runs out. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:03.600 That everybody were. 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:07.880 So hot, Oh my god, like Anthony, actually, what's wrong 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.440 with Jesse, Like why is he so Olivia? 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:12.200 I felt bad for her because she clearly she was 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.160 in some kind of like either a silk dress or 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:16.840 like a silk blend and she had like cross sweat 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:21.160 in the front there for like I wouldn't who wouldn't 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:24.840 like anyway point being there used to be including Marie 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:28.000 and Kenny used to just like Kenny with multiple ladies, 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.480 like he basically like lived in the boom boom room 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:32.480 and there was like a rotating cast of like sign up, 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.840 sign up. She to like get your time with Kenny 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:37.520 in the boom boom room. No one is even like 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.280 it's almost like they shut it like it got condemned, 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:43.320 like the room. I've never even all. 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:45.880 Kind acted like they weren't sure you know about going 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.920 to fantasy like overnight if you like someone like that's 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.200 a big part of a relationship. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.000 It was also like you have the chance to go 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.480 like even if you're not just carry like or go 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.400 like don't you want a night alone with a person? 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.560 Even flirting with all like none of them seemed like 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:01.880 they're act actually yeah, I mean you want the sex, 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:04.040 you can make out, you can do other stukes exactly, 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:08.040 I don't. I don't. Okay, So so Cat and John 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:11.840 Henry get a date, you guys, I mean paddle boarding. 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:17.920 How did Kat become like this narrative? This? 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:21.400 I like looked at my watch, like this show is 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.560 three hours tonight to make way for a cat to 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:25.840 have a lovely date. 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.800 I can't. I got your you don't write the whole 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.800 thing out. I sat down and I'm like, are you 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:34.440 like I sat my whole party up alone? You know 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:36.800 what I mean. I'm like, I said the whole fucking 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.800 thing up alone. I'm like, are you three hours? You 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:44.040 couldn't just do two? We learned from Bachelor Golden Bachelor. 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:49.680 Especially as someone. Yeah, strike, I'm here on the scene 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.520 in Paradise because of Golden Bachelor. Yeah, and I'm thinking 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:56.520 three hours, Like I want that time back, g B. 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.720 Yeah, yeah, I learned a Golden Bachelor me too. I 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:01.520 think they didn't know the hit that they were going 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:03.920 to have. I think they extended Golden Batch longer than 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:04.919 like what they got. 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:07.280 As much out of it as they could. I had to, 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:11.879 Like the last week, you're watching the scene where they 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:15.320 had the flash mob and the diner. You're watching that again, 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:18.639 like this show they're stretching. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:20.120 Valley. 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:23.760 But they only because they only started it for eight episodes, 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:24.360 you know what I mean. 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:26.880 They didn't know they had to stretch. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:27.520 They didn't know. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:31.480 And then I called Gary John Gary, No. 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:35.960 Dude, John henry Man, I'll tell you this guy. He 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:40.359 So they're paddleboar boarding with the black bar on her bikini. Ass. 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.640 It's an incredible in season turnaround for somebody. 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:49.239 I got is unique psycho screaming so loud and you're 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:51.280 confessional that everyone else are on the beach, is like, 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:53.560 we can't have a conversation. Yea, this cat is screaming 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:57.240 so loud, I mean. And then to actually then full circle, 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:00.639 have a moment where I'm like, for you, you know 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:02.600 what I mean, really like, you know what, you moved 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:04.800 out at seventeen, you lived in like a group home. 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:08.600 Like I actually was like, you know what I do? 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.320 I wish her well, it's no excuse for a behavior, 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:14.720 but no, she learns from them me too, because I like, 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:17.080 I just fear when you have a temper, you have 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:17.680 a temper. 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:20.440 She's a dog's got to eat before the other dogs 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:21.960 they might not get any. 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:24.520 Got I see it later she was like being really 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:26.679 friendly with Olivia. I saw that, and I was like, 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:27.440 what is happening? 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:30.600 All the women have always had her back, even at 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.240 her craziest moments. She had always been like how is 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:34.800 She's such good friends with the women? 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:37.040 But she sucked over And. 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:39.280 I'm saying, why did none of the women seem to 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:39.639 mind that? 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:41.800 Must? I mean, like I maybe it was. 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:43.520 I mean, I would say it was an edit, but 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:45.400 like we know it wasn't an edit, like we saw 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:47.280 her do really mean things. 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:49.600 That's the thing. You can't say I was edited badly. 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:53.280 When you're breaking things, screaming and going falk you talk 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:57.040 you fuck you, like that's edited with you on Camber 0:18:57.200 --> 0:18:57.520 doing that. 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:01.119 She did post something on Instagram saying that she was 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:03.640 watching it back and was not proud of her behavior. 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:05.320 She did this in the main season. 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:08.000 I know, I know, And so that I'm hoping she learns. 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:12.800 Maybe John Henry, he seems so chill, maybe together they. 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:14.480 Look like a couple. 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:18.120 They actually he looks like a quarterback who played it Purdue, 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:18.880 And that was it. 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:21.359 It was all right, and then that's his lady. 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:24.680 Honestly, like they were uniforms match. 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:27.320 I was happy they got engaged. Is that crazy? 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:29.320 By the way, I said that on the Wells Show 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:32.760 where we had Wells. I picked them to go the 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:36.160 Discs and he did a mislead by basically saying, you're 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:44.399 all wrong, right, Well, to protect the franchise, right, he 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:45.720 had to protect the franchise. 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:47.400 We didn't have enough Wells last night. 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:49.680 Well of deceit if you ask me. 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:53.439 Yeah, there's the well that's there. So they go on 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:57.160 the date and he was like, I like that. You're 0:19:57.200 --> 0:19:59.840 really tough on the outside, but a gooey interior on 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:02.880 Like you like it Now she's not screaming at you 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:06.359 and breaking the pinata and like, like, it's fine until 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:08.960 it explodes at you. Have you ever dated a person 0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:10.040 with a temper. 0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:11.480 That pulls her hair like she does? 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:15.159 Oh the hair pull It's differently when Jess, when Jess 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:19.560 was twirling. Uh remember when Jess was playing with Mercedes 0:20:19.640 --> 0:20:22.040 hair at the bar. That was weird. 0:20:22.320 --> 0:20:23.639 That was a really weird moment. 0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:26.560 Yea, the cat's hair trol. Have you dated a rager Nike? 0:20:27.040 --> 0:20:30.760 No, well that's well not up front. 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:34.320 But then it turned into a rager of course, everybody has, 0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:36.240 have you did? 0:20:40.320 --> 0:20:42.640 I was raised I. 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:45.040 Know, I see that coming from a mile away. 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:52.320 I was raised by I was raised by a ranger too. 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:57.160 Is like to get a toaster thrown any of that 0:20:57.320 --> 0:20:58.879 kind of like we're. 0:20:58.800 --> 0:20:59.440 Up, Yeah I can't. 0:21:00.480 --> 0:21:01.520 Nice to meet you, lady. 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:04.600 Yeah, nice to meet you. Okay. So then she's like, 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:06.960 I like how supportive you are? Oh, he goes, he goes. 0:21:07.000 --> 0:21:09.399 I love how caring and supportive you are. You have 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:12.919 a tough shell, and I love that. She's like, you know, 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:16.200 and she's like, I do put on an exterior hard shell, 0:21:16.440 --> 0:21:20.560 but I've had some adversity. I want to change generational trauma. 0:21:20.640 --> 0:21:24.000 I mean, that's actually like a good thing. My dad 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:26.320 had four wives. I moved out when I was seventeen. 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:27.840 I lived in a group home. I didn't speak to 0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:30.480 my family. I was embarrassed and I wanted to predict, 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:32.919 you know what, all that stuff I can understand. And 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:37.480 that's actually like that sounds like really hard and you've 0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:40.320 been really awful to everybody. It's still hurt people, hurt 0:21:40.320 --> 0:21:40.879 people people. 0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:44.080 The trauma bonding conversation, it's a it's an important one. 0:21:44.200 --> 0:21:47.320 It's a classic cris right after the drug conversation. 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:48.240 Which is what what's a drug conversation? 0:21:48.280 --> 0:21:50.840 What's the hardest drugs you've ever done? Kind of thing 0:21:50.880 --> 0:21:51.240 where you. 0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:53.400 Sit down, I've never let a couple of mushrooms. What's 0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:54.600 the hardest drug you've ever done? 0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:55.560 LSD? 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:57.919 Probably, what's the hardest drug you've ever done? 0:21:58.560 --> 0:22:01.359 Well? Uh, this I had like a It was like 0:22:01.359 --> 0:22:03.879 a bunch of numbers and letters combined together. Oh you 0:22:03.920 --> 0:22:06.600 know what I mean, like a designer run where you're like. 0:22:14.800 --> 0:22:19.320 I took LSD alone Metallica in nineteen ninety one at 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:22.080 the Forum Wow, and at one point during the show, 0:22:22.160 --> 0:22:24.879 I thought that they were teaching us how to go 0:22:24.920 --> 0:22:28.280 out and basically conquer Santa Monica. After the show, we're 0:22:28.400 --> 0:22:31.320 all going to leave the Forum as one unit and 0:22:31.440 --> 0:22:32.400 like literally go. 0:22:32.480 --> 0:22:35.160 And go like a third stream problem what they. 0:22:35.080 --> 0:22:35.960 Were asking me to do. 0:22:37.280 --> 0:22:39.400 Did you see the tour where they pretended that all 0:22:39.480 --> 0:22:42.679 everything broke down, like there was like an accident on 0:22:42.760 --> 0:22:45.600 stage and a guy runs across on fire. Like the 0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:47.920 amount of time I was so high, The amount of 0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:52.520 time I was believing what was happening was way too long. 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:57.240 So embarrassing once you realize, but even once you realize 0:22:57.240 --> 0:22:58.760 it's still like so exciting. 0:22:59.040 --> 0:22:59.560 That's fun. 0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:05.240 The theatrically weird thing happened, especially back then, you didn't 0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:06.560 get it spoiled on Twitter. 0:23:07.000 --> 0:23:10.560 What's your heartest dug drugs? Drunk dog drug? Was your 0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:11.240 heart ist drug? 0:23:11.400 --> 0:23:14.040 Just like rooms or Katie. 0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:15.240 I've only ever weed. 0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:16.960 I spoke something laced ones though, and I don't know 0:23:16.960 --> 0:23:18.440 what it was laced with, and it fucked me apart. 0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:21.160 I've I had a couple. I had a little nibble 0:23:21.200 --> 0:23:23.680 once of a mushroom chocolate bar, but like so small 0:23:24.000 --> 0:23:27.359 weed and I'm not good at it. So then he said, listen, 0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:31.800 seven years ago, I had depression. I never told anybody, 0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:34.320 but you make me feel very comfortable. It feels safe 0:23:34.320 --> 0:23:37.040 to tell. I'm like, I don't mean to be a 0:23:37.080 --> 0:23:39.920 little haven't we all had depression? Like seven years ago 0:23:41.080 --> 0:23:44.520 last Tuesday? What are you talking about? Wow? But maybe 0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:46.680 I mean a lot of men will in a minute. 0:23:46.800 --> 0:23:49.320 Okay, you're right, Henry is special. 0:23:49.400 --> 0:23:49.760 Yeah. 0:23:49.920 --> 0:23:53.000 He immediately pats himself on the back for admitting it. 0:23:53.119 --> 0:23:55.520 So that's uh, took a lot of strength. 0:23:57.160 --> 0:24:00.520 He see the first dude to. 0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:08.359 See the first dude on the on the Kenny Kenny 0:24:08.440 --> 0:24:12.320 had like I believe in American flag, like like rooster 0:24:12.520 --> 0:24:13.800 cock down to the dick. 0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:16.520 Dick, he had a full sleeve. He might be the 0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:18.800 only one he had, like star like stars and stripes 0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:21.000 down to a rooster cock that went down into his. 0:24:25.920 --> 0:24:34.240 So no, all right, I got it. Really awesome chair. 0:24:34.680 --> 0:24:38.840 We're going to have a party, so you know what 0:24:39.680 --> 0:24:40.399 is again. 0:24:41.080 --> 0:24:45.639 So then he goes, she said he She said, I 0:24:45.680 --> 0:24:49.000 don't have any intention like of not leaving here with you, 0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:51.439 and he goes, you moving out at seventeen is my 0:24:51.560 --> 0:24:54.560 new favorite thing about you. And then he said, I 0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:58.639 can see a potential engagement. And she says, he sees 0:24:58.720 --> 0:25:00.879 me how I want to be seen by my person. 0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:04.560 I gotta tell you, as awful as she's been, I 0:25:04.720 --> 0:25:07.080 found them cute and I was happy for that. And 0:25:07.119 --> 0:25:11.000 I think they'll I think he'll he will balance her out. Agreed. 0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:14.560 And they seem like, I mean, like just judging from 0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:17.239 like what it seems like they're doing well. Yeah, I know, 0:25:17.320 --> 0:25:19.439 and that they were both their pictures they seem like 0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:22.080 also without being like where's the engagement like that, they 0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:26.119 were both like yeah, that's cool, exploring things. Yeah, no, wait, 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:29.600 they got engaged. They kind engaged, but like they're not rushing. Yeah. 0:25:30.119 --> 0:25:31.880 Favorite thing about her though. 0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:35.080 I think maybe because she was like the thing that 0:25:35.119 --> 0:25:38.560 her wound is like beautiful, that she told him maybe 0:25:38.640 --> 0:25:40.040 like that that she was brave enough. 0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:43.719 He means the specific act of leaving home at seventeen. 0:25:44.520 --> 0:25:45.800 Yet he loves about her. 0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:48.600 He likes he wants somebody. 0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:53.240 Impulsive, okay, and also easy to break up with, because 0:25:53.280 --> 0:25:55.719 he's got to see the riding on the wall that 0:25:55.720 --> 0:25:58.360 they're the first argument they have, she's going. 0:25:58.160 --> 0:26:02.840 To be uh girl, you know, Pike and gone girl. 0:26:04.480 --> 0:26:07.360 He has to have seen the show by now, like 0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:10.520 all the stuff that you know, all of her diary 0:26:10.600 --> 0:26:11.560 room scenes. 0:26:11.960 --> 0:26:12.560 Yeah. 0:26:12.840 --> 0:26:17.160 Yeah, It is interesting that because they're both seemed pretty dumb, 0:26:17.200 --> 0:26:27.800 I mean right right, and yet somehow they in this 0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:31.880 scene together they delivered the most substance of the entire season. 0:26:32.080 --> 0:26:34.479 You know what's fascinating. I love that you came in 0:26:34.560 --> 0:26:37.840 hot from Golden Bachelor to Paradise not knowing who any 0:26:37.880 --> 0:26:41.199 of these players are. That's a very astute I like 0:26:41.240 --> 0:26:44.960 the fresh eyes of our newest rookie. Like, that's true. 0:26:44.960 --> 0:26:47.000 That is the most astute conversation. 0:26:47.160 --> 0:26:48.800 The rest of us have been sucked in the hot 0:26:48.800 --> 0:26:50.600 people world where the rules. 0:26:50.320 --> 0:26:51.240 Are a little bit different. 0:26:51.320 --> 0:26:55.159 Yeah, Mike, he's hearing fresh eyes. Okay, well we'll be 0:26:55.160 --> 0:26:56.680 talking about them later. We're gonna take a quick break 0:26:56.720 --> 0:27:13.760 and we'll be right back. An we're back. So we 0:27:13.800 --> 0:27:19.800 have Jess and Tanner. They're playing with the dog. Tanner 0:27:19.880 --> 0:27:22.280 just seems like he was like it's wild, like all 0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:24.320 these people that were pursued, he was like the fuck boy, 0:27:24.520 --> 0:27:26.439 he should have just stuck with the one that with 0:27:26.480 --> 0:27:29.439 the two eye colors that he lifted up, Like Mikey, it's. 0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:31.640 The irony that all he got from coming to Paradise 0:27:31.800 --> 0:27:33.120 was Tanner. 0:27:35.200 --> 0:27:37.440 Yeah, yeah he did. He just got Tanner. 0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:37.800 Yeah. 0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:38.520 Yeah. 0:27:38.560 --> 0:27:40.360 He has no rids, he has no game. 0:27:40.320 --> 0:27:43.480 He has no good Like watching that. I think this 0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:46.480 is like just like a tall white guy who's probably 0:27:46.560 --> 0:27:49.720 just been hit on in a manner like he's probably 0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:51.560 had to have no game his entire life because he's 0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:52.520 like a tall white guy. 0:27:53.160 --> 0:27:55.439 Yeah, and as a dude from Pittsburgh, I was I 0:27:55.520 --> 0:27:58.399 was rooting for Tanner, but he disappointed me. 0:27:58.760 --> 0:28:05.119 He like with the two colored eye. Lady Davia davia 0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:08.719 Alli would talk about with her and to other people 0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:12.240 about her was her goddamn eyes. That was all he had, 0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:15.679 Like he was he's not a guy who's interested in 0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:18.639 people and able to give that back to them. 0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:21.240 In some ways just as the perfect person because it's 0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:23.520 like I like your bikini, you know what I mean? 0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:28.040 Yeah, he should have been with her the line somehow. 0:28:27.720 --> 0:28:29.800 And like he was so clearly just wanting to be 0:28:29.960 --> 0:28:33.840 on for like fame and women sliding into his dms 0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:37.560 after like he just he got he would revealed he 0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:42.000 should have just stuck with Rachel or Davia and just 0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:44.240 like stayed the course and he did it. 0:28:44.760 --> 0:28:47.960 Is there some insight on Davia? Why did she come 0:28:48.000 --> 0:28:48.360 and go? 0:28:48.880 --> 0:28:51.360 She wasn't Here's unfortunately, I think a lot of these 0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:54.400 people are so insecure that if you don't have status 0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:57.800 in the franchise, so like she got cut like very 0:28:57.840 --> 0:29:00.560 early on on her season. So I think for a 0:29:00.600 --> 0:29:03.200 lot of people, if you don't have some kind of 0:29:03.640 --> 0:29:05.520 a lot of followers from it, or you didn't make 0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:08.880 it really far, they they want to pair up with 0:29:08.920 --> 0:29:10.440 the high status people. 0:29:10.520 --> 0:29:12.360 The only person bringing them with John Henry, who was 0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:15.000 cut night one and then came in and grocery store 0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:17.400 John and they but like John Henry, this season comes 0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:21.120 in and every woman that's like John Henry, they were 0:29:21.440 --> 0:29:23.480 up by the way he was cute kid. 0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:25.720 Johnny wouldn't have gone nearly. 0:29:29.400 --> 0:29:32.400 Listen, Doug Kevin. You know that Doug Kevin knows very 0:29:32.440 --> 0:29:37.480 well what that's like. So then Aaron and Eliza get 0:29:37.480 --> 0:29:42.560 a date, which we'll get to. Kylie knows that Avan 0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:46.200 is the one and she wants to get engaged. She's discouraged. 0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:49.800 So Aaron and Eliza go have a smoke ceremony with 0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:53.240 this beautiful shaman and they have to do a fire 0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:59.480 ceremony and it just felt like, look, she let herself 0:29:59.520 --> 0:30:02.920 get capped shared last year she did. You can tell 0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:06.040 she's not. She looks like a hostage situ, like blink. 0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:11.040 She's like like like just willing herself. It's happening again 0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:13.880 because she's so pretty that I think what he's like, 0:30:13.920 --> 0:30:16.880 I like your skin, your smile, like it's nothing about 0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:20.520 her inside. It's like you're a beautiful doll. And also 0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:23.320 like I think she didn't want because. 0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:27.360 Last season she fucked over Rodney and the audience and 0:30:27.400 --> 0:30:31.360 everyone there turned against her because they liked Rodney so much. 0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:34.200 I think this season she's like, I'm not gonna do that. 0:30:34.280 --> 0:30:36.800 Everyone's gonna love me this season, and I think that 0:30:37.000 --> 0:30:39.840 influenced a lot of her decisions, which was unfortunate because 0:30:39.880 --> 0:30:41.880 I really wish she had listened to her heart, because 0:30:41.880 --> 0:30:45.640 I think she knew maybe she wasn't you know, maybe they. 0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:47.840 Aren't right for each other, and you're trying to push 0:30:47.920 --> 0:30:50.200 the voices down in her head. So they did the 0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:54.840 smoke ceremony and she's They're like, so, what are your 0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:58.240 fears in a relationship and he's like, rejection. Rejection is 0:30:58.280 --> 0:31:01.440 of fear choosing someone not getting to back, and she's like, 0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:05.680 I hear that. And he's like, I want jubulant, everlasting 0:31:05.760 --> 0:31:09.640 love and I see an engagement with you. And then 0:31:09.680 --> 0:31:13.960 her reply was are you being so serious? That's not 0:31:14.080 --> 0:31:18.080 and I'm excited. That's like a people pleasing trying to 0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:20.600 seem happy but not able to say it back. 0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:24.760 Yeah, she goes, she's smiling pretty big when she says. 0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:27.160 It, though, I know, but that's a nervous people please her. 0:31:27.240 --> 0:31:30.360 I'm wired like that, where so it's like, are you 0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:33.320 being so serious? And then she's panicking because she's like, 0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:35.960 you have to say something. So she's like, I am 0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:39.840 falling for you too. I would I would say the 0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:41.840 same thing on this show. And it's like, I mean 0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:43.640 not like twenty two year old me would have been 0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:47.719 not looking like Eliza, but but feeling like Eliza if 0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:50.000 I didn't want to be with somebody and I wouldn't 0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:52.040 know how to get out of it. And then she's like, 0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:56.280 I feel the same thing. Cure I can't, I can't, 0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:56.960 And yeah. 0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:59.760 He's like eggs, bagel. 0:31:59.240 --> 0:32:04.960 Yeah, eggs, well done, well done. Mangoes sometimes sometimes oh 0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:12.120 my god, so serious. It's giving breakfast, it's giving eggs, 0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:18.800 it's giving life, it's giving engagement, it's giving panic, it's 0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:22.800 giving Stockholm syndrome. Doug, what did you think of this date? 0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:30.760 It's giving tree? I yeah, I didn't. A three hour 0:32:30.880 --> 0:32:35.960 finale episode. Shouldn't have dates, you know where it's where 0:32:35.960 --> 0:32:39.000 they're going through all those kind of date motions, you know, 0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:42.080 like here's your activity, you know, maybe take them somewhere 0:32:42.120 --> 0:32:45.280 really cool, but then have them have a real discussion. 0:32:45.560 --> 0:32:48.520 Yeah, or like having or like have like fam your 0:32:48.560 --> 0:32:51.040 families are here, you know what I mean, Like this 0:32:51.160 --> 0:32:53.840 is her sister. You're like like like if you're about 0:32:53.840 --> 0:32:57.600 to get engaged, it's been like three weeks at Club med, like, 0:32:59.440 --> 0:32:59.880 are they. 0:32:59.720 --> 0:33:03.040 Gonna edit the show more like Survivor, where like you 0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:05.400 know a tribal council, you really don't. 0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:07.280 Know which way it's gonna go sometimes. 0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:10.080 And last night you just had a feeling about all 0:33:10.120 --> 0:33:12.880 the couples that everyone's just gonna be like we got 0:33:12.920 --> 0:33:15.240 our TV time and I was just skate out of 0:33:15.280 --> 0:33:18.800 here and it really had a relationship for a respectable 0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:21.600 amount of time so we can build our instagrams. 0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:25.520 I mean, I love this franchise. I love this version, 0:33:25.840 --> 0:33:27.959 and this was I think the worst season they've ever 0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:29.800 It was actually the worst season. It was just like 0:33:30.600 --> 0:33:32.520 Bory it was and it was fake. 0:33:33.640 --> 0:33:36.160 Was the highlight really because it did feel like it 0:33:36.200 --> 0:33:37.720 was so dramatic about it. 0:33:37.760 --> 0:33:39.120 It felt like influencer camp. 0:33:39.320 --> 0:33:43.240 Yes, felt like there was no relationship like Jaden Tanner 0:33:43.480 --> 0:33:45.600 or I know Brandon Serene did break up, but like 0:33:45.680 --> 0:33:50.880 their relationship like they really did, like grocery store Joe. 0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:54.360 Any like threat threats amongst the men, like hardly any. 0:33:54.120 --> 0:33:57.520 Fights Carly and Evan, like there just wasn't that, Like 0:33:58.520 --> 0:33:59.920 nobody seemed to connect. 0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:01.840 Did you like it? Brendan? 0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:02.280 Wow? 0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:06.000 What a festome they didn't even together this time either. 0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:09.920 The bros didn't seem as tight as they are sometimes. 0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:12.520 Yeah, I know, it's that's fascinating analysis. 0:34:12.520 --> 0:34:14.040 What did you What did you say? 0:34:14.400 --> 0:34:14.480 Well? 0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:15.360 I always think. 0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:18.880 It's influencer camp. I always feel it's hot people world. 0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:21.440 I mean, we're not interesting. 0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:22.960 Did you watch the whole I. 0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:25.919 Did watch the whole season. Maybe I'm just so used 0:34:25.960 --> 0:34:32.160 to Bravo because because because the level of conflict is 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:35.959 like ten times lower than it is on Bravo, where 0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:41.040 everyone is coked up and hammered the entire time. On Klonipin, yeah, 0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:44.560 just zonked out everything. 0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:47.120 And they know they're not interesting unless they are raising 0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:50.520 their voice exactly. You know, they know that's what everybody's there. 0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:54.480 For exactly, And so sometimes when someone does that, like 0:34:54.520 --> 0:34:58.319 I feel like for this entire season, Mercedes went to 0:34:58.520 --> 0:35:02.480 reality TV school before or again going on Bachelor in Paradise. 0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:05.000 She knows how to like play it up at times, 0:35:05.560 --> 0:35:09.480 but it was it was casual. Yeah, Cat did, but 0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:13.239 by design because she was forged in fire. I mean, 0:35:13.320 --> 0:35:16.120 can you imagine being seventeen and the kind of home 0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:16.719 that she was in. 0:35:16.760 --> 0:35:18.000 I'm sure that was fucking ky. 0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:19.160 I love that about her that. 0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:27.000 Her conclusions bring Cat onto the next season of Summerhouse, 0:35:27.120 --> 0:35:28.279 Andy Cohen. 0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:30.760 If you're listening, it would be good. She would be great, 0:35:31.280 --> 0:35:33.359 and because she is hot, and I bet she loves 0:35:33.360 --> 0:35:33.920 a cocktail. 0:35:34.040 --> 0:35:37.800 Unless she and John Henry last. There's a couple I 0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:39.200 would have that would be kind of funny if they 0:35:39.239 --> 0:35:41.319 were like the only couple that really did last. It's 0:35:41.400 --> 0:35:43.040 night actually might have a chance. 0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:46.040 They might they match, she could both go on the challenge. 0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:50.000 Yeah, people live in San Diego. 0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:55.080 Yeah Diego, Newport Contested Farm. 0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:57.959 It used to be Nashville and now is moved. They've 0:35:57.960 --> 0:36:01.080 moved your headquarters from Nashville to sandyag. We have to 0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:03.640 do a show. Yeah, we know an American comedy club 0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:07.080 right in the Gasolin. They can all come. Henry Cub, 0:36:08.080 --> 0:36:10.839 I've seen people throw up in like girls in black 0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:13.880 dresses throw up into trash cans walking home. When I 0:36:13.880 --> 0:36:15.520 did stand up there walking home to my hotel. 0:36:15.560 --> 0:36:18.600 Season was season seven. She was on you know, like 0:36:18.800 --> 0:36:20.959 that person throwing up over theres on season three. 0:36:21.320 --> 0:36:24.480 There are buses around the South that move hot people 0:36:24.840 --> 0:36:25.600 to San Diego. 0:36:25.640 --> 0:36:30.200 How do people actually like I don't know that their 0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:34.359 engagement is so high anymore? Like, how do they pay 0:36:34.400 --> 0:36:36.799 their rent? Like, I don't know. I don't think it's 0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:38.759 what it used to be. I don't know. How do 0:36:38.840 --> 0:36:40.319 they actually pay for. 0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:42.239 Themselves social media money? 0:36:42.480 --> 0:36:42.719 Yeah? 0:36:43.040 --> 0:36:45.000 Well, I mean some of them still have real jobs, 0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:46.840 Like I could see John Henry being like, no, I 0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:49.200 still like welding underwater. I guess in San Diego you 0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:50.120 could weld underwater. 0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:53.240 I cut you off when you said but they started 0:36:53.280 --> 0:36:53.880 with money? 0:36:54.239 --> 0:36:57.800 Yeah, come from Yeah, I mean I think Cat's story 0:36:57.880 --> 0:36:58.440 is kind of. 0:36:58.480 --> 0:36:59.520 Uh, they're rich. 0:37:00.560 --> 0:37:02.560 Yeah, I don't thinking. 0:37:02.320 --> 0:37:03.560 Are you gonna get your and I mention. 0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:06.120 Those people she ran out on at seventeen probably did 0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:09.760 have money. Ask our parents because they were too poor. 0:37:10.000 --> 0:37:10.440 Yeah. 0:37:10.600 --> 0:37:11.799 I was gonna ask you if you're gonna get your 0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:13.640 ears pierced before you meet Braydon. 0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:21.719 Feel like I should you clip on my. 0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:24.680 It's like going to the library and not having a bookshew. 0:37:26.480 --> 0:37:29.239 Can I discuss the fact that he is our king 0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:34.520 is so savvy that he is dating Mandrell? Brilliant cock. 0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:38.000 If you want to stay relevant while getting kicked off 0:37:38.040 --> 0:37:41.359 of Paradise, hooking up a Mandrell was a genius move. 0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:43.959 When I saw that, I was like, I'm sorry he's dating. 0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:45.680 That makes it. At first I was like what, and 0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:47.760 then he better bring her to the live show. 0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:51.720 Where does he live, Sandy? He still lives in city. 0:37:52.560 --> 0:37:55.680 She lives in Nashville. Nashville, that's your capital. 0:37:56.600 --> 0:37:59.000 How do they make that work? The Southwest have a 0:37:59.120 --> 0:37:59.720 direg force. 0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:03.200 There's a bachelor shuttle that goes back and forth between 0:38:03.280 --> 0:38:04.600 Nashville and San Diego. 0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:05.360 Yeah, there is. 0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:08.240 Maybe she moved to San Diego. I could see that 0:38:08.360 --> 0:38:10.480 she might have moved to see Maybe she realized they 0:38:10.520 --> 0:38:12.840 were posting photos on a boat and that felt like 0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:16.319 San Diego. Yeah, And I like how they also at 0:38:16.320 --> 0:38:18.400 the very end, they're like Brandon almost died off the 0:38:18.440 --> 0:38:18.960 coast and it. 0:38:19.000 --> 0:38:19.560 Was so quick. 0:38:20.400 --> 0:38:24.839 So he and the fire fire, Aaron, who looked stick 0:38:26.080 --> 0:38:28.200 another one of their friends. They were on a boat 0:38:28.360 --> 0:38:31.480 and they were fishing and the line got wrapped around 0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:34.040 like the rudder or as part of the engine, and 0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:38.640 it like almost like capsized the boat somehow, and it 0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:42.160 sunk and they were treading water for hours, and apparently 0:38:42.200 --> 0:38:47.080 it was Braden's military training that helped save them. And 0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:50.160 then somebody went on the boat. They were miles off 0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:51.759 the coast and they were just treading water. 0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:53.160 That's hard to treading water. 0:38:53.400 --> 0:38:56.200 They might jackets don't swallow water. 0:38:57.239 --> 0:39:00.080 A boat that was like far away just saw something 0:39:00.200 --> 0:39:02.560 shiny and was like, oh, what's that? And they come 0:39:02.600 --> 0:39:05.879 over and it was them, and they've been the shiny chest. 0:39:07.400 --> 0:39:13.480 It was just as glitter all. It's crazy though, crazy. 0:39:13.560 --> 0:39:15.800 I mean, I'm glad they didn't die. That's not scared, 0:39:16.920 --> 0:39:23.680 of course. So now any final things with are you 0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:26.839 being so serious before we go? Like the the one 0:39:26.840 --> 0:39:29.160 on one date with Aaron and Eliza? Are you being 0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:30.399 so serious right now? 0:39:30.880 --> 0:39:32.239 Look? I got sucked into them. 0:39:32.520 --> 0:39:34.680 I believe, I mean as much as you can believe 0:39:34.680 --> 0:39:35.960 in a couple out of paradise. 0:39:36.200 --> 0:39:38.520 She didn't seem happy. You thought she seemed happy. 0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:42.800 No, I think that they seem it's nerves. You're coming 0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:47.440 into the final deal and they're both aware because you 0:39:47.480 --> 0:39:50.160 know everyone around them, the fucking pa with the computer 0:39:50.400 --> 0:39:52.680 hooked up to his chest and the whole thing like 0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:55.239 they're coming down to an engagement. 0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:57.000 And they've known eed to them for two weeks exactly. 0:39:57.239 --> 0:40:02.240 So that's like a Sandals handle. The port of Artist handles. 0:40:02.239 --> 0:40:05.640 At one point during their journey, a former bachelorette showed 0:40:05.760 --> 0:40:10.399 up specifically to stir up ship. Yeah. Oh he wasn't 0:40:10.440 --> 0:40:14.160 even really there. Oh, yes, stirred up some fake ship. 0:40:14.719 --> 0:40:15.080 Yes. 0:40:15.360 --> 0:40:17.680 So they've been through a lot those two. 0:40:17.719 --> 0:40:18.960 It's been a rough five weeks. 0:40:18.960 --> 0:40:23.560 But we did see that it's not going well. Yes, okay, 0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:25.719 that was interesting. Well, okay, let's just keep We'll just 0:40:25.760 --> 0:40:29.360 stay on that. There, we do a couple of the couple. Okay, 0:40:29.440 --> 0:40:31.960 so well we'll have to come back, but I have 0:40:32.080 --> 0:40:35.279 rented out order right then, we'll keep going. So now 0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:38.760 we come back. Jess is playing with Mercedes Braid talking 0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:41.640 at the bar. That was imagine if I was sitting 0:40:41.640 --> 0:40:45.200 here just hanging on like a horse Braid and. 0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:47.360 The way she was staring off it really just seemed 0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:50.000 like she was like getting her close up in a 0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:54.279 Sofia Coppola movie or something. She just had such a 0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:56.879 weird expression on her face. And then Kat saysiting to her, 0:40:57.440 --> 0:40:59.960 I thought I thought her and Cat were gonna fight. 0:41:00.160 --> 0:41:02.560 I know, she was like hey, she was like no, 0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:05.400 She's like, are you sure? Like no Cat now? And 0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:06.800 I was like, what happened? 0:41:06.960 --> 0:41:09.839 Yeah? It was so weird to Cat, which you know 0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:14.640 is you can't say it's unjustified because Cat's so strange, but. 0:41:14.760 --> 0:41:17.920 Still so Jess doesn't want to talk to Cat. She 0:41:18.040 --> 0:41:21.440 leaves and starts crying, and like her narrative, She's like, 0:41:21.880 --> 0:41:24.120 this just never works out for me. I'm like, you 0:41:24.280 --> 0:41:25.840 got it your own way. 0:41:25.680 --> 0:41:28.120 Dudeh TMC too much crying. 0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:34.000 Ts CDFC too much crying? Dog? Did you have to leave? 0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:37.040 One of the ten dudes she met over that fake 0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:42.400 summer late summer, Uh, didn't become the man she's gonna 0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:43.200 marry and her children. 0:41:44.800 --> 0:41:47.840 She brought her engagement dress, She brought her bikinis to 0:41:47.880 --> 0:41:48.359 wow them. 0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:52.640 Yeah, like Leslie wrote my vowels out, Psycho. 0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:55.440 Yeah wrote out the vowels Yeah, just like you. 0:41:55.840 --> 0:41:58.719 Just put the bikini stumach for minutes at a time. 0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:01.760 You don't need an over complicate this. Just put the bikini, 0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:02.160 not the. 0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:04.040 Bikini, and put the glitter on and just going to 0:42:04.120 --> 0:42:04.640 a walk. 0:42:05.000 --> 0:42:08.799 Ab glitter this season you never see it happening, but 0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:10.200 you just was there. 0:42:09.960 --> 0:42:10.680 All the time. 0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:12.480 The glitter was a lot. 0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:14.680 The patches of. 0:42:14.640 --> 0:42:17.120 Glitters just like just doesn't look like they were dirty. 0:42:17.200 --> 0:42:19.279 Are you gonna work litter to my birthday party? If 0:42:19.320 --> 0:42:21.879 you insist I do, or at least at the live 0:42:21.920 --> 0:42:28.520 show at Sketch Fez. Meanwhile, Jess Jess pulls Tanner and 0:42:28.640 --> 0:42:32.000 is pouting Baby Jess. She's like, I'm want to be 0:42:32.080 --> 0:42:35.160 at home. I want to go home. So then she 0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:39.279 leaves and everyone starts sobbing, as if they're surprised that 0:42:39.320 --> 0:42:41.800 there's an end date to Paradise. It's like, what is 0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:44.800 even happening right now? You're like, you knew contractually was 0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:47.840 going to end you June third, so like it's June second. 0:42:48.239 --> 0:42:52.000 Why are you crying? Being like like parodies is falling apart. 0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:54.759 They're sad because she is free. She's not stuck with 0:42:54.840 --> 0:42:56.759 somebody that she has to pretend to be in a 0:42:56.840 --> 0:42:57.680 relationship for. 0:42:58.040 --> 0:43:01.480 They're afraid she got out out of town. You got out. 0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:07.200 So everybody's crying. There's tears, they're crying. Tanner's leaving. Everybody's 0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:10.520 like like people like would she love sobbing? Like it's 0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:14.800 like theater camp and somebody didn't get to be Jesus 0:43:15.200 --> 0:43:18.839 Christ superstar. They gave it, you know, people didn't their 0:43:19.000 --> 0:43:22.799 background again, they're not Mary Magdalene. It's just like it's 0:43:22.840 --> 0:43:24.440 too much, Doug. 0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:27.960 I didn't get to say goodbye. It's like, oh, they're 0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:29.520 always saying that on these shows. 0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:33.800 You're gonna see them back at the Hyatt in four seconds, Brenda. 0:43:33.960 --> 0:43:35.000 Do we know, Katie? 0:43:35.000 --> 0:43:38.840 Do we know if people actually if like production picks 0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:41.360 you up in the van. Steve from Transportation picks you 0:43:41.440 --> 0:43:48.200 up and takes you to the airport, which is nicer. 0:43:49.600 --> 0:43:53.040 Take me to the van and go get your ship 0:43:53.080 --> 0:43:54.759 from your room. Like they used to make it look 0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:58.399 like they're just the in a van, you know. 0:43:58.719 --> 0:44:00.960 Taking a secondary low key asia, just get in the 0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:02.400 back of the veil. I think they go to the 0:44:02.480 --> 0:44:05.239 Verdonta for like, by the way, I do want to 0:44:05.320 --> 0:44:08.520 get air conditioning. They've got a nice bed. 0:44:09.920 --> 0:44:12.480 Blake left, right, you know. And then he goes to 0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:15.880 the Verdonta for presumably a couple of days, right, maybe 0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:20.000 has boom boom room with his ex fiance. Yeah, maybe, 0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:24.680 and then comes back and it's like, I'll be the 0:44:24.680 --> 0:44:25.720 best man for an afternoon. 0:44:27.440 --> 0:44:30.080 Good, that's a good situation. 0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:32.640 I think it's like a bullpen and they just keep 0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:35.160 all the cast members around until they're done shooting. 0:44:35.280 --> 0:44:36.920 You can't bring anybody. 0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:39.200 Back if they need to, Like Blake, they needed Blake 0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:43.279 and that's where they are before they come into you know, 0:44:46.360 --> 0:44:48.040 let's go, let's take a quick break and we're going 0:44:48.080 --> 0:44:49.560 to come back and we're going to talk about somebody 0:44:49.600 --> 0:45:00.000 that they pulled from the Verdonta. What is your fantasy you? 0:45:03.320 --> 0:45:05.960 And we're back. So here we are. 0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:10.400 Pulled from the Dana, pulled do tell this summer? 0:45:10.840 --> 0:45:14.200 So Kylie pulled from the Danna. 0:45:13.960 --> 0:45:14.880 I pulled from. 0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:19.760 Him at the Palapa. He's been pulled from the Vedanta. 0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:20.680 The new album from. 0:45:22.560 --> 0:45:23.080 Pulled the. 0:45:28.160 --> 0:45:41.920 Gazaota. That's the boom boom room at the dandas the Vegas. 0:45:38.400 --> 0:45:39.640 Love to make up whereds. 0:45:40.680 --> 0:45:45.640 Then Kylie is now in tears. She's like, anything can 0:45:45.680 --> 0:45:49.240 happen in Paradise. I brought a dress for my engagement. 0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:52.200 She also brought an engagement dress. Baby Jess has her 0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:55.600 engagement dress. She's like, we are not on the same page. 0:45:55.680 --> 0:45:58.640 So she pulls Avan who I love that our girl. 0:45:58.719 --> 0:46:02.160 Cheyenne reminded us that he would not propose to Rachel 0:46:02.239 --> 0:46:05.319 and that's I forgot you. Why did he say that 0:46:05.400 --> 0:46:07.400 to her face? He should have and like, and do 0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:09.960 you remember I wasn't And that's why we broke up. 0:46:10.360 --> 0:46:12.680 And she's like, how are you feeling? And he's like 0:46:13.160 --> 0:46:17.359 he was so logical. He's like, why is it engagement? Specifically? 0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:20.120 Why can't I just tell you that I don't want 0:46:20.160 --> 0:46:24.040 to leave here without you? And she and she's like 0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:27.160 it sucks, but whatever, and she's like, she's like, when 0:46:27.239 --> 0:46:30.120 are you even going to be ready? He's almost thirty. 0:46:30.480 --> 0:46:33.040 I'm like, you've never that's so young and even known. 0:46:33.000 --> 0:46:35.200 Him for forty Yeah, Like it's a red flag that 0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:37.400 you haven't engaged to someone you've known for six and 0:46:37.400 --> 0:46:38.000 a half hours. 0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:40.799 Yeah, I've read her twenty nine so that's a real 0:46:40.880 --> 0:46:45.120 red flag. And she's like, he's like and then he's like, 0:46:46.200 --> 0:46:49.200 she goes, I feel like I'm holding onto a false hope, 0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:54.759 so poudy so like she's like, she's like, he said, 0:46:54.800 --> 0:46:56.959 I didn't know that you wanted it so badly. And 0:46:56.960 --> 0:46:59.359 then he pounts and he storms off, and he's like, 0:46:59.400 --> 0:47:04.120 I'm going to I don't love a storm off. No, no, either, 0:47:04.160 --> 0:47:04.600 he should have. 0:47:04.719 --> 0:47:06.719 But I mean also like he's trying to reason with 0:47:06.760 --> 0:47:08.120 her and she just cannot be recent. 0:47:08.280 --> 0:47:09.920 No, she's not listening. 0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:12.160 She is just like, unless you put a ring on 0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:14.279 my finger, I am going to cry for the rest 0:47:14.320 --> 0:47:14.799 of my life. 0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:17.120 Yeah, and she's I think because she's so pretty. It's 0:47:17.160 --> 0:47:20.120 probably worked like in the past. And it's like, you 0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:21.840 can't cry your way to it. You don't. Do you 0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:23.440 really want to get engaged to somebody that you had 0:47:23.480 --> 0:47:25.879 to cry your way to force them to propose, right? 0:47:26.080 --> 0:47:29.520 I mean it's crazy, Doug. Can I cry my way 0:47:29.560 --> 0:47:33.840 to an engagement with you? Tomorrow night on my birthday party, 0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:40.280 I'll just be like, get back out on that dance, Okay, Okay, 0:47:40.600 --> 0:47:44.600 she goes, I want an engagement. I know it's him. 0:47:44.840 --> 0:47:46.960 Oh my god, and he goes, it's always about the 0:47:47.040 --> 0:47:50.200 fucking ring. He's getting a little feisty. Did you think 0:47:50.200 --> 0:47:52.319 he was too heated, Mikey. 0:47:53.239 --> 0:47:55.279 No, I don't think he was too heated at all. 0:47:55.400 --> 0:47:58.360 I think he was logical. I think his major concern 0:47:58.520 --> 0:48:02.200 right now is whether his legs, both their legs will 0:48:02.239 --> 0:48:04.000 work at the end of the show, because they've been 0:48:04.040 --> 0:48:04.799 laying on a day bed. 0:48:05.040 --> 0:48:05.640 Yeah, they've been. 0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:06.719 Four weeks. 0:48:08.280 --> 0:48:21.000 Like grandparents. Tonight, I'm polloop, I'll be at the Visonta. 0:48:21.360 --> 0:48:25.480 Oh my god, Kylie goes, I'm sick to my stomach. Meanwhile, 0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:28.919 they wake up and Kenny and Maury, who I love. 0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:32.040 They do a fake wedding with Kenny and Maury. They 0:48:32.080 --> 0:48:34.960 got married in Puerto Rico, like a proper weddo, but 0:48:35.040 --> 0:48:38.000 they had this fake wedding where there's not even pretending 0:48:38.040 --> 0:48:42.160 to have any family members. Mariachis Mariachi's and the chefs 0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:46.920 and their chef's hat, sweaty, sweaty. Jesse Palmer coming down 0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:50.520 and she's like this. Kylie goes, this is a hard day. 0:48:51.760 --> 0:48:54.640 She goes, wait a minute, Blake's here. After she ran 0:48:54.680 --> 0:49:00.200 out blaky, but I'm asking you don't go it's me, 0:49:00.560 --> 0:49:04.360 don't I was like, if I was even I wouldn't 0:49:04.520 --> 0:49:06.759 really want to watch. I called it though. 0:49:06.800 --> 0:49:08.760 I was like, I bet you, because I noticed Blake 0:49:08.880 --> 0:49:11.080 was talking to a lot of the women, so I 0:49:11.120 --> 0:49:12.479 was like, he's a good sounding board. 0:49:12.680 --> 0:49:15.600 He's like that it's horny. It was horny. But did 0:49:15.600 --> 0:49:18.880 we show her horny? Though? Yes, it was? Oh, I 0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:21.960 didn't think so this episode, hers was so horny they 0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:24.600 pulled him in the vedanta because she could see her. 0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:26.960 Felt like it was gonna be horny, and I thought, well, 0:49:27.000 --> 0:49:29.680 this woman's really out of control. That Katie's right, she 0:49:29.920 --> 0:49:31.839 was just she really did just. 0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:35.120 Use them as a sounding board. Show just used him 0:49:35.160 --> 0:49:38.600 as you know, pulled from the boring episode, so at 0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:39.879 least trot blake out. 0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:41.920 I really felt like there was Do you do you 0:49:41.920 --> 0:49:44.719 feel like there was some horning? Is there mikey on 0:49:44.800 --> 0:49:49.480 who's part Kylie Kyl? Yeah? I felt like I just 0:49:49.480 --> 0:49:51.279 felt like he's a good listener. I felt like she 0:49:51.400 --> 0:49:51.840 was horny. 0:49:52.280 --> 0:49:55.000 She to whine to somebody and he was hot looking. 0:49:55.120 --> 0:49:58.480 She wanted a hot guy here and he'll be like okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:49:58.520 --> 0:49:59.160 And I think. 0:49:58.960 --> 0:50:02.840 It doesn't make good of Do you think she was 0:50:02.840 --> 0:50:03.480 horny for him? 0:50:03.840 --> 0:50:04.080 No? 0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:07.120 I agree with everything that's been said on the table. 0:50:07.360 --> 0:50:10.240 I also think what Doug made an earlier point about 0:50:10.239 --> 0:50:13.719 her creating steaks that didn't have to be there and 0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:16.360 even just trying to, you know, communicate to her in 0:50:16.400 --> 0:50:21.440 morse code through blinking like pump the brakes. Yeah, let's 0:50:21.480 --> 0:50:23.719 just assume that we met at a nightclub and we're 0:50:23.800 --> 0:50:25.480 just gonna try it out for a couple of weeks. 0:50:25.640 --> 0:50:30.120 Also, there's nothing less attractive than somebody pushing you into 0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:30.920 something you don't want to do. 0:50:31.080 --> 0:50:31.360 Right. 0:50:31.480 --> 0:50:33.080 It makes you to be like, you know what, I 0:50:33.080 --> 0:50:38.120 don't like if somebody's I get so rebellious and so 0:50:38.200 --> 0:50:40.480 independent that if somebody's trying to force me to do 0:50:40.680 --> 0:50:44.360 you will never see me again. Like it's just like 0:50:44.440 --> 0:50:46.040 if somebody's pushing you into it. 0:50:46.160 --> 0:50:50.040 I think also Kylie is so affected by Blake and 0:50:50.239 --> 0:50:54.239 Justs and various people not working out because she's more 0:50:54.320 --> 0:50:57.200 comfortable in her relationship if it's all just a bunch 0:50:57.200 --> 0:51:02.040 of happy couples together. Now she's seeing that, like, oh, 0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:04.880 all of these things that I thought were solid are 0:51:04.960 --> 0:51:07.400 falling apart. So what's what am I going to do 0:51:07.440 --> 0:51:12.439 with this guy? We've both already got different friends. We're 0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:13.960 not going to all leave here together? 0:51:14.320 --> 0:51:14.520 Right? 0:51:14.680 --> 0:51:14.879 Right? 0:51:15.080 --> 0:51:15.279 Right? 0:51:15.400 --> 0:51:17.520 Do you think Kylie and Blake would make a nice couple? 0:51:17.520 --> 0:51:17.719 Though? 0:51:17.840 --> 0:51:24.000 I agree, Yeah, I agree. I mean he's horny. They 0:51:24.080 --> 0:51:26.040 used to have to like bar out like they did 0:51:26.040 --> 0:51:28.560 like an art project, and he got like such a 0:51:28.640 --> 0:51:30.520 boner that they had to put like a black bar 0:51:30.640 --> 0:51:35.040 over his pants. He's like notoriously been like the he 0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:38.320 like jerking off in the He was the guy that 0:51:38.440 --> 0:51:40.319 was like talking about jerking off in the shower like 0:51:40.360 --> 0:51:43.160 twice a day, and the man shit like he was 0:51:43.520 --> 0:51:47.319 known for being just horny, and he calmed down this 0:51:47.360 --> 0:51:49.879 season way more. This is like his seventh go round 0:51:49.880 --> 0:51:54.719 on this franchise. The first six he was a dick parade, right. 0:51:56.120 --> 0:51:58.800 Well, also just moving for Bachelorette to Bachelorette because that 0:51:58.880 --> 0:51:59.680 was that chaotics. 0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:05.239 Yeah, and where there was multiple Claire and Tashia. Yeah, no, no, 0:52:05.560 --> 0:52:06.440 he was Katie. 0:52:06.520 --> 0:52:07.680 He was Katie Katy. 0:52:10.480 --> 0:52:10.839 That's right. 0:52:10.880 --> 0:52:14.399 He did three and give that's right, that's oh my god. 0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:17.840 So then but not good enough to be the bachelor. 0:52:18.760 --> 0:52:20.080 So strange, isn't it? 0:52:20.520 --> 0:52:23.760 Because he's a Canadian? Do they not want a Canadian bachelor? 0:52:25.120 --> 0:52:27.799 Maybe he didn't want it. They really like he might 0:52:27.840 --> 0:52:31.200 have been too horning. They like really like, don't worry America, 0:52:31.280 --> 0:52:33.239 He's not gonna suck your daughter like they were like 0:52:33.320 --> 0:52:35.360 slightly neutered leaves. 0:52:36.800 --> 0:52:39.400 He's an evil prince. He's got an element of evil princes. 0:52:39.560 --> 0:52:43.440 Yeah, he's yeah a little bit. He's gotten more handsome, 0:52:43.520 --> 0:52:43.839 he has. 0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:45.680 And I mean I like him because he does all 0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:47.400 this animal and wildlife conservations. 0:52:47.520 --> 0:52:51.440 Yea, but I really liked him this season. I was like, oh, 0:52:51.520 --> 0:52:54.400 I hope he meets someone, and you know, well, I 0:52:54.480 --> 0:52:58.000 thought Marie and Kenny were really cute. They were cute 0:52:58.800 --> 0:53:01.200 and then they accepted it, loved each other for their flaws. 0:53:01.239 --> 0:53:03.040 They refused to give up. So this was all for 0:53:03.239 --> 0:53:06.719 Kylie and Avan, that's the whole thing. They pulled them 0:53:06.760 --> 0:53:09.640 from the Verdonza, they pulled Blake from the Vedanta. Everybody 0:53:09.640 --> 0:53:12.239 got put on ice for years at the Vedanta, and 0:53:12.280 --> 0:53:14.840 it was like, let's just go say like, yeah, don't 0:53:14.840 --> 0:53:17.759 give up, just fight for it. You're never gonna be 0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:21.080 one hundred percent. Just get engaged, like that's what this was. 0:53:21.400 --> 0:53:24.319 Let's fake a marriage. Who will agree to do this 0:53:24.800 --> 0:53:28.360 a free vacation. It's like exactly, so the more time together, 0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:31.160 the more I'm in love with you. Kylie's like, I 0:53:31.320 --> 0:53:34.759 feel numb. She was excited to see Blake. Blake at 0:53:34.760 --> 0:53:38.319 the rave reception was in short shorts and the only 0:53:38.360 --> 0:53:43.400 thing that Will said was like, hide your dick basically anyway, 0:53:43.600 --> 0:53:46.799 hide your mouse. Mouse, and there's a mouse of the 0:53:46.800 --> 0:53:50.840 house and there's a rat. So so, but when Kylie 0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:54.160 sat down with Blake, she hit him with her wand 0:53:54.680 --> 0:53:58.759 you left me. I can't feel like it's more of 0:53:58.840 --> 0:54:01.759 like a little sister thing. Email us, let us know, 0:54:02.760 --> 0:54:08.000 email us. I would not want my girl. Oh god, 0:54:08.160 --> 0:54:11.239 I don't. I just think that she. I mean, it 0:54:11.280 --> 0:54:12.799 was sort of like my mind was a little bit 0:54:12.840 --> 0:54:16.880 of like I hit the boy. I like, you know, 0:54:16.280 --> 0:54:17.720 I think she can. 0:54:17.600 --> 0:54:20.080 See him as an attractive guy, but the sexual attraction 0:54:20.200 --> 0:54:21.719 isn't there, And he was. 0:54:21.719 --> 0:54:23.759 A little bit list. I think he's a backup plan. 0:54:24.080 --> 0:54:25.160 I think he's a backup plan. 0:54:25.520 --> 0:54:29.200 He's playing b Yeah, I feel like removed from the 0:54:29.239 --> 0:54:32.719 situation where we're watching the future unfold kind of what 0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:34.719 do you mean? But they're gonna in San Diego, They're 0:54:34.760 --> 0:54:35.440 gonna get together. 0:54:35.840 --> 0:54:38.360 Yeah. 0:54:38.400 --> 0:54:43.680 Wow, he's had two insights. He had that and then 0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:49.719 he had Blake in the past, bad Claret, Mikey very insightful. Meanwhile, 0:54:51.440 --> 0:54:54.680 Kylie goes it just makes me feel like, am I enough? 0:54:54.800 --> 0:54:59.279 I mean, it'sitsipating rejections, like yeah, you're enough. It's been 0:54:59.400 --> 0:55:02.480 three days, Like this is no value system on you. 0:55:02.520 --> 0:55:04.640 There's no judgment on who you are as a person. 0:55:05.960 --> 0:55:09.319 So she's like, even goes, I am falling in love 0:55:09.320 --> 0:55:13.040 with you. I just need more time before I can 0:55:13.080 --> 0:55:16.400 take the next step. And she's like the engagement just 0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:18.880 solidifies so many of things, and this just makes me 0:55:18.920 --> 0:55:24.680 have doubts. I'm disappointed. She was so desperate. It was brutal. 0:55:25.080 --> 0:55:27.720 It was brutal. What do you you're buying tickets? Britton? 0:55:27.760 --> 0:55:28.719 What are you buying tickets for it? 0:55:28.880 --> 0:55:32.040 Well, it's the Cruel World festival that's coming up in 0:55:32.080 --> 0:55:35.640 Pasadena in the summer of twenty twenty four, and it's 0:55:35.680 --> 0:55:38.840 an incredible lineup of some of the classic Gen X 0:55:38.920 --> 0:55:41.600 new wave bands, those bands that we listened to. 0:55:41.560 --> 0:55:42.640 When we were in high school. 0:55:42.680 --> 0:55:47.600 Durand Ran, Blondie, the Stranglers, the Alarm, Interpol is going 0:55:47.680 --> 0:55:49.600 to be playing who. 0:55:49.480 --> 0:55:51.719 Else, Adamant, Simple Minds. It's gonna be a lot of fun. 0:55:51.800 --> 0:55:54.480 But hey, they do it every night in one city. 0:55:54.320 --> 0:55:55.360 One night in one city. 0:55:55.640 --> 0:55:56.719 What city night? 0:55:58.719 --> 0:56:04.880 Pasadena, California welcomes the Cruel World. First of all, wow, that. 0:56:07.560 --> 0:56:09.759 Is a phenomenal question. And I baby don't. 0:56:10.440 --> 0:56:17.880 Yeah, Okay, here we are. So she's like, so basically 0:56:18.400 --> 0:56:21.600 they're like, uh, Jordan and Mercedes Felt, no sparks. People 0:56:21.600 --> 0:56:23.480 are like, people are dropping like fly. This is when 0:56:23.480 --> 0:56:26.880 people start acting like, oh my god, guys, what's happening. 0:56:27.200 --> 0:56:34.800 They're dropping like flies. Price is over. So then they're like, Okay, well, guys, 0:56:34.880 --> 0:56:37.799 it's time. Are you gonna leave here spending the night 0:56:37.920 --> 0:56:41.120 as like and then possibly getting engaged? Or are you 0:56:41.160 --> 0:56:44.719 gonna break up or like like or basically are you 0:56:44.719 --> 0:56:46.839 spending the night in going to Neelane who we didn't 0:56:46.880 --> 0:56:50.680 see Katie, poor Neilane, and we didn't see him daring Golden. 0:56:50.920 --> 0:56:52.400 I knows why we saw him in the audience. But 0:56:53.680 --> 0:56:58.680 so Aaron's like, fantasy, sweeter go. Aaron says to Eliza, 0:56:58.840 --> 0:57:01.120 let's do this, let's do this to the engagement. She's like, 0:57:01.239 --> 0:57:07.840 uh huh, Kylie and Aven She's like, if you're so 0:57:07.920 --> 0:57:11.320 sure about me, what's the disconnect? I'm embarrassed. I felt 0:57:11.360 --> 0:57:14.520 safe with you, but like bothers me, you can't have 0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:17.320 an open mind. You were willing to do an engagement 0:57:17.480 --> 0:57:22.040 fantasy with Rachel, Like not true? And then he goes, 0:57:22.080 --> 0:57:25.720 if we don't get engaged, are we done? She goes, 0:57:25.920 --> 0:57:29.200 I know it's you. And then he's like, how is 0:57:29.240 --> 0:57:30.960 that not enough? I want to go start a life 0:57:30.960 --> 0:57:33.920 with you. I want to be in a relationship. She's like, okay, 0:57:34.600 --> 0:57:38.240 I don't want to lose you. I can't could you? 0:57:38.440 --> 0:57:39.640 She's super pretty? 0:57:40.640 --> 0:57:43.680 She was you know, she was acting like that was 0:57:43.720 --> 0:57:46.840 it he had to get to do. The engagement didn't work, 0:57:48.000 --> 0:57:49.920 so let's just what else. 0:57:49.760 --> 0:57:50.320 Has she got? 0:57:50.920 --> 0:57:53.840 And you know, either way, they were going to leave 0:57:53.880 --> 0:57:57.000 the island and date. Yeah, that's what they're gonna do. 0:57:57.040 --> 0:57:58.680 Just go date and see how that works. 0:57:58.880 --> 0:58:02.400 I mean, if I'm even I'm thinking in this conversation, 0:58:02.680 --> 0:58:05.440 just based on her attitude that it's just not going 0:58:05.520 --> 0:58:08.120 to work at all, the dating, right. 0:58:08.040 --> 0:58:09.720 It could have really backfired on her and he could 0:58:09.760 --> 0:58:13.440 have just been like, forget, you wants to come off 0:58:13.480 --> 0:58:15.400 like a good guy, so you can't really break it 0:58:15.440 --> 0:58:16.560 off with her just yet. 0:58:16.480 --> 0:58:19.040 Mikey, you do forget the like the psychological thing that 0:58:19.080 --> 0:58:25.120 happens about living out of sandals for four weeks and 0:58:25.680 --> 0:58:28.960 assuming that you need to sort of like accomplish this 0:58:29.000 --> 0:58:34.640 thing before you know paradise ends. Yea oriented as opposed 0:58:34.680 --> 0:58:36.840 to just being like, wait, this is just like a 0:58:36.880 --> 0:58:40.400 wacky way that we met, right, and we're going to 0:58:40.480 --> 0:58:42.200 go back to San Diego tomorrow. 0:58:42.240 --> 0:58:44.200 I mean, Doug, I met at a sandal, So that's 0:58:44.200 --> 0:58:46.600 how we became friends. We didn't have to push it further. 0:58:50.160 --> 0:58:52.200 The details, but it sounds right. 0:58:52.080 --> 0:58:56.360 At a sandal Sandals Jamaica sandals. 0:58:57.520 --> 0:58:59.600 I wonder if the Danta has anyone been to the 0:58:59.640 --> 0:59:01.560 all inclusive kind of like Mexico. 0:59:01.920 --> 0:59:03.040 Yes, of course you have. 0:59:03.400 --> 0:59:05.000 You got the fake Italian? 0:59:05.440 --> 0:59:06.560 Yeah. 0:59:07.040 --> 0:59:11.480 Love, I love a buffet. I love a buffet. I love. 0:59:12.400 --> 0:59:14.840 I wonder what the Vedanta? What the best one that 0:59:14.880 --> 0:59:15.560 the Vedanta is? 0:59:15.600 --> 0:59:17.840 I bet they have an Italian one for the Americans. 0:59:17.920 --> 0:59:18.760 Oh yeah, well. 0:59:18.600 --> 0:59:19.800 It's all for Americans. 0:59:19.920 --> 0:59:22.680 Should be a good tagline for Bachelor's in Paradises. I 0:59:22.760 --> 0:59:23.440 love a buffet. 0:59:23.760 --> 0:59:27.160 Oh my god, I love a buffet. I love a buffet. 0:59:27.160 --> 0:59:29.800 And that's really what this is. This is like horny people, buffet, 0:59:30.920 --> 0:59:33.000 hot people, hot people, musical chairs. 0:59:34.120 --> 0:59:35.920 Do you think they'll ever bring back that twist of 0:59:36.000 --> 0:59:38.640 just suddenly airlifting a bunch of the women out of 0:59:38.720 --> 0:59:39.840 there to the da That. 0:59:40.000 --> 0:59:42.480 Was a one undone that was like, that was like 0:59:42.600 --> 0:59:46.560 love island, one undone that was mean. That was mean. 0:59:46.840 --> 0:59:47.680 I forgot about that. 0:59:47.840 --> 0:59:49.520 I really tore everybody apart. 0:59:49.840 --> 0:59:53.720 So Cott, Cat and John Henry have decided to stay 0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:57.080 together Sam to do the to stay and spend the night. 0:59:57.360 --> 1:00:02.080 Sam and Pete Okay, he was like who who Yeah? 1:00:02.160 --> 1:00:04.840 And heway was like you moved me with your charisma and. 1:00:04.840 --> 1:00:06.960 Your sideline fun lovers. 1:00:07.280 --> 1:00:09.280 Yeah, Sam is funny to be. She's like the uh, 1:00:09.760 --> 1:00:12.880 like the veteran hockey player that's been on like twenty teenyah, 1:00:13.200 --> 1:00:15.320 like a thirty five year career, and it's like it 1:00:15.440 --> 1:00:16.560 just gets brought into me. 1:00:16.720 --> 1:00:16.959 Yeah. 1:00:17.040 --> 1:00:19.400 For a few episodes there she was just sort of narrating. 1:00:19.440 --> 1:00:22.600 The action could just go to her from describing what 1:00:22.960 --> 1:00:24.760 a Canadian Bachelor season two. 1:00:25.680 --> 1:00:30.400 Yeah, she's also been like Sam from wardrobe, like. 1:00:30.920 --> 1:00:33.520 We've got a fun down, Yeah, and we found this. 1:00:33.720 --> 1:00:34.680 You got an. 1:00:34.520 --> 1:00:37.800 Epic get the medanta and her husband laughed. So she's 1:00:38.040 --> 1:00:39.120 just shot. 1:00:39.240 --> 1:00:42.480 She had at one point the most like epic Canadian sunburn. 1:00:43.280 --> 1:00:44.800 Oh yeah, she. 1:00:44.840 --> 1:00:48.920 Felt very Canadian. Was so then she she was He 1:00:49.040 --> 1:00:51.320 was like, I was wow about you by your charisma. 1:00:51.360 --> 1:00:53.160 I'd like to leave here with you. She's like, I 1:00:53.280 --> 1:00:58.360 owe you and myself honesty. We should just never We 1:00:58.440 --> 1:01:03.320 have never gone farther. I absolutely I have so clear 1:01:03.400 --> 1:01:05.280 that it is not right for me to leave here 1:01:05.320 --> 1:01:09.160 with you. I absolutely feel no smark, there is no 1:01:09.560 --> 1:01:12.800 wavering that I will ever leave here with you. 1:01:13.040 --> 1:01:17.400 There was no uh, any editing mislead in this entire 1:01:17.520 --> 1:01:18.960 conversation whatsoever? 1:01:19.080 --> 1:01:25.280 No uncalled for Like, why would she There's no reason 1:01:25.400 --> 1:01:25.760 for it? 1:01:25.880 --> 1:01:29.000 Just a little kind we have fun, Yeah, a little. 1:01:29.080 --> 1:01:32.200 She was like, last time ever on one of these things, 1:01:32.200 --> 1:01:40.040 they're taking her straight to a home the whole I 1:01:40.080 --> 1:01:41.920 gotta go out in the blaze of something. 1:01:42.000 --> 1:01:44.360 You're also like, can't you just be kind and be like? 1:01:44.400 --> 1:01:44.640 We had? 1:01:45.120 --> 1:01:47.360 She having fun with that guy? Like, look, was there 1:01:47.400 --> 1:01:48.560 ever any friction? 1:01:49.320 --> 1:01:53.280 She's like, I hate you. I hate you. I've hated 1:01:53.280 --> 1:01:55.439 you since I hooked w I needed it to keep 1:01:55.440 --> 1:01:57.960 my visa, like I but I hate you. 1:01:58.040 --> 1:01:59.600 She knows how to extend a vacation. 1:02:00.520 --> 1:02:02.120 She did. She did not want to go back to 1:02:03.440 --> 1:02:06.760 It was just like brutal. It was just brutal. She 1:02:06.880 --> 1:02:11.360 was brutal. Meanwhile, so Olivia is excited. She wants to 1:02:11.440 --> 1:02:15.880 leave with Michael the sea captain, and she's like, I 1:02:15.920 --> 1:02:18.560 am having feels. I feel all this stuff. I'm filling 1:02:18.600 --> 1:02:23.000 feels with you. He's like, yeah, I'm a realist. 1:02:23.160 --> 1:02:25.680 I got plenty of barnacles on my boat. 1:02:28.120 --> 1:02:31.680 Our worlds are just in two different places. We are 1:02:31.720 --> 1:02:34.600 not leaving. I do not want to go to fantasy suitets, 1:02:34.680 --> 1:02:36.880 Like why not just go to fantasy. Yeah, come on, 1:02:38.680 --> 1:02:41.240 it's weird. It's weird. And then she goes and I 1:02:41.320 --> 1:02:44.560 respected her move, no hard feelings, but I don't want 1:02:44.600 --> 1:02:46.840 to sit here right now. And if I was a crier, 1:02:46.880 --> 1:02:49.880 I would cry. I felt badly for her because. 1:02:49.680 --> 1:02:52.640 She keeps falling for it every time she gets into 1:02:52.640 --> 1:02:55.120 these guys who are in it just to be on 1:02:55.200 --> 1:02:58.920 TV and get another rose and then toesucker. 1:02:58.920 --> 1:03:00.000 Will should have stuck. 1:02:59.800 --> 1:03:04.800 With Yeah, it's it's weird, but she's. 1:03:04.800 --> 1:03:05.960 That feels so long ago. 1:03:06.440 --> 1:03:12.200 Yeah it was Olivia could have been a villain. Yeah, yes, 1:03:12.520 --> 1:03:15.680 I think she just was able to ride the I'll 1:03:15.720 --> 1:03:17.800 be mad at Cat so I won't come off as 1:03:17.840 --> 1:03:18.280 the villain. 1:03:18.520 --> 1:03:20.560 Can we discuss how long ago it feels like Will 1:03:20.560 --> 1:03:22.040 fall in the pool on the date? 1:03:22.480 --> 1:03:23.800 Oh my god, it. 1:03:23.720 --> 1:03:26.160 Feels like years ago, so long ago. I mean that 1:03:26.240 --> 1:03:27.720 was that was my favorite part of that. 1:03:27.880 --> 1:03:30.240 She's fell out of love with him the second that happened. 1:03:30.320 --> 1:03:33.240 Yeah, that second he fell in the just really hot. 1:03:33.880 --> 1:03:36.360 No, no, he looks sickly, right, yeah, okay. 1:03:36.680 --> 1:03:40.440 Okay, So then it looked like would follow the pool. 1:03:41.040 --> 1:03:44.960 So then Kat and John Henry, She's like, you're the 1:03:45.000 --> 1:03:47.720 best man that has ever come into your life to 1:03:47.760 --> 1:03:50.480 my into my life. I want to be with you 1:03:50.600 --> 1:03:55.600 outside of here. He's like, I'm down. And then so 1:03:55.720 --> 1:03:59.560 then Iron and Eliza it's like, I'm in love with 1:03:59.640 --> 1:04:02.680 you coming here and then they kiss. He's like, it 1:04:02.840 --> 1:04:04.840 was so sweet. She talks like a little girl when 1:04:04.840 --> 1:04:08.000 she's lying. When she's lying, she goes like this, oh 1:04:08.040 --> 1:04:10.480 my goodness, like you're giving me this. It's like she 1:04:10.560 --> 1:04:14.760 when she's lying, her voice goes up. Meanwhile, so now 1:04:14.800 --> 1:04:18.160 it's time for the Like they're sitting, she's having a 1:04:18.200 --> 1:04:20.400 date with him. It's Aaron and Eliza. He's like, I 1:04:20.480 --> 1:04:24.200 know the engagement's coming up. She's like, that is the 1:04:24.360 --> 1:04:30.320 part that makes me very nervous. It scares me. I mean, like, 1:04:30.520 --> 1:04:33.200 I don't blame her. I would be nervous too, I 1:04:33.200 --> 1:04:36.080 would not want to get engaged after three weeks at Sandals. 1:04:36.360 --> 1:04:39.520 But but she's like, it scares me. I only wanted 1:04:39.520 --> 1:04:43.120 to happen once. I am freaking out. I feel like 1:04:43.120 --> 1:04:46.240 he handled it well, and he was like, I want 1:04:46.240 --> 1:04:48.680 to protect you and I love I want to love 1:04:48.720 --> 1:04:53.320 you how you want to be loved, like and then 1:04:53.840 --> 1:04:55.800 I think that that and he's like, if you want 1:04:55.840 --> 1:04:58.479 to do the overnight. That's cool. That's a strong move 1:04:58.560 --> 1:05:01.840 to act like you don't care. And then she's like okay, 1:05:01.960 --> 1:05:04.880 and then I want you to feel confident. She's like 1:05:05.040 --> 1:05:07.840 idea and then like but so that was a good 1:05:07.840 --> 1:05:09.280 move on his part to not pressure her. 1:05:09.480 --> 1:05:14.280 Does everyone feel like he's had a character renaissance since 1:05:15.440 --> 1:05:17.920 the No, No. 1:05:17.480 --> 1:05:19.840 No, he's the same guy to me, Katie, do you 1:05:19.880 --> 1:05:22.760 feel like he's the same guy. Yeah, he seems the same. 1:05:22.800 --> 1:05:25.480 He's a little less annoying, like he's not doing the 1:05:25.560 --> 1:05:26.480 like let me play. 1:05:26.280 --> 1:05:28.400 You a song or let me pull the coin from 1:05:28.440 --> 1:05:29.320 behind her ear. 1:05:29.280 --> 1:05:31.600 That type of show, let me rat out somebody else 1:05:31.640 --> 1:05:34.880 for their behavior, like he was one of those guys. 1:05:35.000 --> 1:05:37.440 Yeah, nobody did a rat out thing this season. 1:05:39.440 --> 1:05:42.120 There was weird there's a weird time when like Peter 1:05:42.280 --> 1:05:45.080 was dancing around behind that one guy that gets mad, 1:05:45.160 --> 1:05:46.760 the guy that broke the box. 1:05:46.960 --> 1:05:50.520 The one who was the firefight no Ocean with. 1:05:51.560 --> 1:05:53.800 He was silly behind him while he was trying to 1:05:53.800 --> 1:05:56.560 talk to somebody and that made him mad. But that 1:05:56.600 --> 1:05:58.280 didn't really amount to much. 1:05:58.880 --> 1:06:02.120 So then Aaron is on a date in the morning, 1:06:02.280 --> 1:06:07.080 he's in Lavenger pajamas and lavender slippers. The slippers a 1:06:07.120 --> 1:06:08.360 man slippery. 1:06:08.680 --> 1:06:16.040 I'm pro once I crossed a certain edge, I'm pro slippers. 1:06:11.720 --> 1:06:18.320 I have slippers. I love slippers. I was just weird 1:06:18.360 --> 1:06:19.760 to see a man in like it was almost like 1:06:19.760 --> 1:06:21.480 a mule. He had like a mule on. 1:06:21.720 --> 1:06:23.800 I was just thinking the other day, I want a robe, 1:06:23.920 --> 1:06:25.240 and then I was like, oh, I'm old. 1:06:25.400 --> 1:06:27.640 Oh I love robes and slippers. I was like, I'm old. 1:06:27.640 --> 1:06:29.400 I'm going to buy a robe, aren't I You don't 1:06:29.440 --> 1:06:31.080 you don't already own an I don't. 1:06:31.120 --> 1:06:33.720 I've had robes the time I. 1:06:35.640 --> 1:06:40.000 Were a robe, so I don't get Oh no, I'm not. 1:06:40.560 --> 1:06:43.000 I have not purchased a robe ever, but I've been 1:06:43.040 --> 1:06:46.400 given robe. I've had robes and slippers around. More like 1:06:46.440 --> 1:06:50.680 a nice flannel robe. Oh you're really going mom? Yeah, 1:06:50.720 --> 1:06:52.600 well what kind of robe are you wearing? I'll show 1:06:52.800 --> 1:06:55.480 Harry cloth ropes like a silk road. I have a 1:06:55.480 --> 1:06:58.479 little cotton robe. See almost something warm because I'm cold. 1:06:58.560 --> 1:07:03.760 I understand that. Well, gave me a fleet, gave me 1:07:03.800 --> 1:07:07.240 the rope cat robe. I wear that. I have that rope. 1:07:07.280 --> 1:07:09.360 I put it with my winter blanket. Yeah, I wear 1:07:09.360 --> 1:07:12.440 that I wear that. That's she gave me a bunny rope. 1:07:12.520 --> 1:07:14.840 I have a cat robe from Paget. I'm so excited 1:07:14.840 --> 1:07:16.840 and it's fun because it's from page I haven't taken 1:07:16.880 --> 1:07:18.960 up my winter blankets yet. Yeah, now I know I have. 1:07:19.160 --> 1:07:24.200 That's your rope. Meanwhile, she goes, Eliza's freaking out. She's 1:07:24.320 --> 1:07:27.560 absolutely terrified. She's in a white dress. She's going to 1:07:27.600 --> 1:07:32.120 a beach. She's like, HiT's a lot. There's everything about hers, 1:07:32.520 --> 1:07:36.400 like dragging her heels. She's saying she's walking to the beach, 1:07:36.440 --> 1:07:38.520 and she goes, oh my god, o god, oh my god, 1:07:38.560 --> 1:07:41.560 oh my god, my god, oh god, oh god. I'm 1:07:41.600 --> 1:07:43.640 just gonna take it moment a moment. This is so 1:07:43.920 --> 1:07:47.640 for real. And he's like, from the moment you walk up, 1:07:47.760 --> 1:07:49.640 I thought I knew what love was. And then I 1:07:49.680 --> 1:07:52.160 saw how pretty you were, and I was like, that's love. 1:07:52.280 --> 1:07:57.040 You're so pretty. I love you like and then and 1:07:57.080 --> 1:07:59.360 then he's like, you know, and I know you like 1:07:59.400 --> 1:08:03.400 to start you're day with two eggs, well done, no 1:08:03.560 --> 1:08:06.800 fruit platter, but once in a while, you like a 1:08:06.960 --> 1:08:13.600 mango smoothie. And she said, you are so right, at 1:08:13.600 --> 1:08:21.360 which point he goes, I called your mom, and like 1:08:21.479 --> 1:08:24.320 it was such a kind of a smart manipulative move. 1:08:26.479 --> 1:08:28.680 I asked her if you wanted the mango. It was 1:08:28.720 --> 1:08:31.760 a smart manipulative move because like she got he got 1:08:31.800 --> 1:08:33.840 the He didn't say I got the blessing, but it's 1:08:33.880 --> 1:08:36.599 kind of implied, and he's like, I see where you 1:08:36.680 --> 1:08:40.120 get it. You know, she's proud of you. This all 1:08:40.160 --> 1:08:42.559 could be bullshit, but she's proud of you. 1:08:45.880 --> 1:08:47.160 The recording of the content. 1:08:47.040 --> 1:08:51.720 Yeah, yeah, exactly. She thinks the most of you. And 1:08:51.760 --> 1:08:55.840 then when he got down on my knees, she squeals yes. 1:08:56.640 --> 1:08:59.960 She's like, she goes, I am so serious all the 1:09:00.240 --> 1:09:04.840 things I just cannot and she's like, I didn't even 1:09:04.880 --> 1:09:06.760 know that I was going to say it, and then 1:09:06.800 --> 1:09:09.720 I just said it and then lo and behold it 1:09:09.720 --> 1:09:11.240 said they've hit some road bombs. 1:09:11.439 --> 1:09:14.799 Have nothing to do with the you know, TV cameras everywhere, 1:09:14.840 --> 1:09:16.639 feeling pressure to say y yes. 1:09:16.640 --> 1:09:20.200 The panic you talk to my mom, all the things. 1:09:19.720 --> 1:09:22.240 By everybody there. What a great couple they are, because 1:09:22.320 --> 1:09:24.640 the other couples are very encouraging. 1:09:24.880 --> 1:09:27.919 Last year, being hated by America for saying no to Rodney, 1:09:28.840 --> 1:09:29.320 all of. 1:09:29.200 --> 1:09:31.639 That, Yeah, she's going through it. 1:09:31.720 --> 1:09:34.120 But you know, good for her. Better to do that 1:09:34.200 --> 1:09:38.479 than not get give get married. Yeah, yeah, we know 1:09:38.520 --> 1:09:40.240 who's ending, no doubt. 1:09:40.040 --> 1:09:44.320 Who's Amical Bowl breakup so they can continue. 1:09:44.320 --> 1:09:47.160 There is the financial motivation. 1:09:47.640 --> 1:09:48.559 They get to keep the ring. 1:09:50.880 --> 1:09:52.519 Someone said the rings are getting smaller. 1:09:53.000 --> 1:09:53.559 Is that true? 1:09:53.840 --> 1:09:57.400 Oh yes, I think that. I think. You know what, 1:09:57.439 --> 1:10:00.360 They've always been smaller on Paradise. If you're the lead 1:10:00.439 --> 1:10:01.920 of this show, you get a bigger rid. 1:10:02.040 --> 1:10:04.480 It's no longer DLA and it's Neil Path. 1:10:07.160 --> 1:10:11.599 And they also they also used to used to get 1:10:11.640 --> 1:10:13.760 to go to Neely and to pick up He'd show 1:10:13.800 --> 1:10:17.240 you three and you could pick as the whole thing. Yeah, 1:10:17.240 --> 1:10:21.000 you could be like cush your cat. Yeah, he used 1:10:21.040 --> 1:10:24.559 to give you a choice. Yeah. How's your ticket sales going? 1:10:24.560 --> 1:10:28.400 Brendan Success taking a screenshot so I can send to 1:10:28.439 --> 1:10:30.080 my dear friend John Ross Bowie. 1:10:30.200 --> 1:10:32.360 We are going to the Crew World Festival. Thank you 1:10:32.439 --> 1:10:39.200 for participating in general admission. We're doing it's all general admissions. 1:10:40.560 --> 1:10:42.360 Last time I went to a concert at Rose Bowl, 1:10:42.520 --> 1:10:45.080 I took they have like a shuttle or like a bus. 1:10:45.560 --> 1:10:46.080 Very easy. 1:10:46.160 --> 1:10:46.720 That's the way to go. 1:10:47.000 --> 1:10:49.400 Always just park your own car there. 1:10:49.400 --> 1:10:52.400 It's night Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a quick 1:10:52.439 --> 1:10:54.000 break and we're going to come back with Cat and 1:10:54.040 --> 1:11:03.400 John Henry and tweeted the week guys, that's all put 1:11:03.439 --> 1:11:10.840 on mon keys and get it and we're back. Any 1:11:10.880 --> 1:11:13.800 final things about Eliza and Aaron, I forgot to. 1:11:13.840 --> 1:11:17.040 Ask uh preditions for the future. 1:11:17.479 --> 1:11:20.080 They're gonna she's gonna dump him if she hasn't already. 1:11:20.680 --> 1:11:21.160 Do we now? 1:11:21.200 --> 1:11:21.400 Do we? 1:11:21.560 --> 1:11:24.640 Do? We know this because I did not spoil anything. Well, 1:11:24.880 --> 1:11:25.600 I did not go on. 1:11:25.800 --> 1:11:28.200 It's at the very end that there. It's been rocky. 1:11:28.479 --> 1:11:31.439 Yes, when was when was Paradise last summer? 1:11:31.720 --> 1:11:36.360 Last this summer? I think it like June? Yeah, it 1:11:36.439 --> 1:11:40.200 ends in June, so it's been like six months. They're done. Yeah, sure, 1:11:40.479 --> 1:11:41.280 what do you think, Duke? 1:11:42.120 --> 1:11:42.360 Yeah? 1:11:42.400 --> 1:11:44.519 I think they had to write it out until now 1:11:44.560 --> 1:11:47.360 and now they can just sort of, you know, go 1:11:47.439 --> 1:11:48.719 out there and say what happened. 1:11:49.000 --> 1:11:51.560 I don't know what their followings are like though, really. 1:11:51.360 --> 1:11:54.519 Or maybe google you can google like what's happening? Okay? 1:11:54.600 --> 1:11:57.880 And then also Cat and John Henry wake up. He's 1:11:57.920 --> 1:11:59.760 like She's like you don't even snor. He's like, you 1:11:59.840 --> 1:12:02.439 snore and she was like she was like no, I 1:12:02.479 --> 1:12:04.679 do not even and then she's like, oh, I lie 1:12:04.760 --> 1:12:09.160 me out. They were like they're cute. She's a handful. 1:12:10.560 --> 1:12:11.240 It's gonna be. 1:12:11.360 --> 1:12:13.799 It's weird. He was an introvert and she's a handful. 1:12:14.160 --> 1:12:14.960 They might work. 1:12:15.439 --> 1:12:16.120 It could be. 1:12:16.320 --> 1:12:18.960 It's I think it's I mean, again not to harp 1:12:19.000 --> 1:12:20.800 on how dumb they are, but I think it's like 1:12:21.880 --> 1:12:25.320 I think, like, I mean, it's like there are a 1:12:25.360 --> 1:12:29.200 couple brain cells sort of are just like existing in 1:12:29.240 --> 1:12:32.120 a shared space, and there's so much space that it 1:12:32.160 --> 1:12:32.639 can work. 1:12:32.920 --> 1:12:35.240 Yeah, you know what. I actually feel like they actually 1:12:35.280 --> 1:12:38.880 feel like they might work. I actually want them to work, 1:12:38.880 --> 1:12:40.680 which is insane me. 1:12:40.880 --> 1:12:43.559 I think like if she goes crazy, like crazy mode, 1:12:44.000 --> 1:12:45.400 he'll just be like, I don't. 1:12:45.160 --> 1:12:46.200 Know, I'm going underwater. 1:12:46.280 --> 1:12:47.160 I'm going water. 1:12:47.920 --> 1:12:50.080 I'll be down here talking to the hull of a ship. 1:12:50.240 --> 1:12:53.800 Yeah exactly. Yeah. And I think he's so horny for 1:12:53.880 --> 1:12:55.880 her that like, and he had the tongue ring and stuff, 1:12:55.920 --> 1:12:57.120 you like, really. 1:12:56.880 --> 1:12:59.240 Like he jumped over her so fast. 1:12:59.400 --> 1:13:03.280 He checked off she checks the box. Uh, what's the phrase? 1:13:03.520 --> 1:13:09.400 She checks whatever? She checks all like yeah, skinny hot, Yeah, 1:13:09.560 --> 1:13:12.080 Like I think wounded bird is one of those wounded 1:13:12.120 --> 1:13:13.559 birds runaway. 1:13:13.960 --> 1:13:14.680 Yeah, I don't know. 1:13:14.800 --> 1:13:18.760 It's also like probably like like fun and like exciting 1:13:18.800 --> 1:13:21.040 in bed, you know what I mean, Like like I 1:13:21.080 --> 1:13:21.519 think that. 1:13:21.479 --> 1:13:23.679 He's always comes with growing up in a group home. 1:13:23.840 --> 1:13:27.759 We probably tell other men like, well, he's underwater welding. 1:13:27.880 --> 1:13:30.000 He knows that she's telling other men to fuck off, 1:13:30.040 --> 1:13:32.240 Like she'd be really rude to men in general if 1:13:32.240 --> 1:13:33.759 she had a husband. 1:13:34.000 --> 1:13:37.320 Oh yeah, you know what I mean for sure. Then 1:13:37.439 --> 1:13:41.800 she goes, he we find out. She She goes, I 1:13:41.840 --> 1:13:44.320 would do this over and over and over again. I 1:13:44.400 --> 1:13:46.840 want to wake up to him every day. I'm that 1:13:47.000 --> 1:13:49.439 much more drawn to you. And he says to camera, 1:13:49.760 --> 1:13:51.960 my heart is telling me to get engaged. My head 1:13:52.000 --> 1:13:54.479 says don't do it, or my gut says don't do it. 1:13:54.760 --> 1:13:56.640 So she so we know that going in this is 1:13:56.680 --> 1:13:57.800 the only exciting. 1:13:57.840 --> 1:14:01.719 Everybody's always saying trust your gut, Yeah, trust your butt, 1:14:01.840 --> 1:14:04.920 Trust trust your butt. So she was like, I am 1:14:05.000 --> 1:14:07.760 completely in love with you. Being with you feels like 1:14:07.920 --> 1:14:10.120 a love that can only happen once in a lifetime. 1:14:10.200 --> 1:14:12.559 I love you, John Henry, and I want a future 1:14:12.600 --> 1:14:12.960 with you. 1:14:13.080 --> 1:14:15.960 And he goes, that was sweet. This was the only 1:14:16.000 --> 1:14:18.920 Baiten Twitt. So this is exciting. He goes, Look, I've 1:14:18.920 --> 1:14:22.760 always trusted my gut, and my gut says it's too soon. 1:14:23.640 --> 1:14:29.160 But then like, what if this isn't real? But I'm 1:14:29.200 --> 1:14:32.800 following my heart. I really am in love and I'm 1:14:32.840 --> 1:14:36.040 not falling in love. I'm in love and I love you. 1:14:36.080 --> 1:14:37.920 I love you too, No way, we're engaged. They were 1:14:37.960 --> 1:14:41.559 actually kind of cute and allegedly they're doing. I cannot 1:14:41.720 --> 1:14:43.040 believe they match. 1:14:43.240 --> 1:14:44.240 They match. 1:14:44.360 --> 1:14:47.000 They look like the high school couple that's still together 1:14:47.080 --> 1:14:48.080 in their early thirties. 1:14:48.080 --> 1:14:55.559 They it's got to be san Diego. The moving said 1:14:55.560 --> 1:14:57.000 they're moving to San Diego. 1:14:58.160 --> 1:14:58.519 They are. 1:14:58.600 --> 1:15:01.200 They're going to be the King and Queen of the 1:15:01.240 --> 1:15:03.479 San Diego fourth of July. 1:15:03.600 --> 1:15:06.040 Pree, Oh my god, the Grand Marshall. 1:15:06.000 --> 1:15:06.519 Grand Marshal. 1:15:06.840 --> 1:15:08.400 Are we going to comic this year? 1:15:09.120 --> 1:15:11.879 Oh my god, we have to go. So he posted 1:15:11.880 --> 1:15:13.719 a lot of photos of them together. 1:15:13.920 --> 1:15:17.600 John Henry did just like like this morning. 1:15:17.439 --> 1:15:20.440 Yeah, okay, like he posted a ton of photos of them. 1:15:20.960 --> 1:15:23.400 Oh my god, that's so cute. That's but so they 1:15:23.400 --> 1:15:24.320 seem happy together. 1:15:24.560 --> 1:15:28.280 Eliza and Aaron haven't posted photos together, but everything I'm 1:15:28.280 --> 1:15:29.479 reading says they are together. 1:15:29.720 --> 1:15:37.000 It just seems not real. Lies live Okay, just he 1:15:37.000 --> 1:15:39.280 didn't tag. There is no way that he's just a 1:15:39.360 --> 1:15:42.280 ding dog. He's here. She is here, she is and 1:15:42.360 --> 1:15:46.000 she has posted how many followers does she She's posted 1:15:46.000 --> 1:15:48.200 a lot of really cute photos with them. Oh my god, 1:15:48.360 --> 1:15:52.400 they're actually cute. She has only sixty seven. That's what 1:15:52.439 --> 1:15:55.200 I'm saying. It's not quite the like. That's when I 1:15:55.320 --> 1:15:58.080 ask how can people like, what do they do for money? 1:15:58.120 --> 1:16:00.639 Because it's not quite like the early days. You could 1:16:00.680 --> 1:16:02.599 really just quit your job for a or two. 1:16:03.400 --> 1:16:06.160 Right, That's the thing is their job is it's tine 1:16:06.200 --> 1:16:08.599 to build this thing that's kind of got a good start, 1:16:08.720 --> 1:16:09.479 but it's not. 1:16:09.640 --> 1:16:15.880 It's not what she needs to make money. Yeah, all right, well. 1:16:15.680 --> 1:16:18.519 Well now they can start their promotional appearances though, right. 1:16:18.760 --> 1:16:21.320 Yeah, make Vegas. 1:16:21.680 --> 1:16:23.760 You can get a couple of bucks to show up 1:16:23.760 --> 1:16:24.479 at the party. 1:16:24.640 --> 1:16:27.519 Yeah, the towel, the towel whatever. That's actually good. 1:16:27.560 --> 1:16:30.120 And now there is a lot of reality shows where 1:16:30.160 --> 1:16:32.959 the point is that people were on previous reality shows. 1:16:33.040 --> 1:16:36.240 Rights, but there's but there's so many of them. You 1:16:36.320 --> 1:16:39.439 have to be a major villain or a major star 1:16:39.680 --> 1:16:42.320 you know what I mean. Like to cross promote, you 1:16:42.400 --> 1:16:44.360 have to be like the cat. Cat could do it, 1:16:45.040 --> 1:16:47.559 Braiden could do it. Braiden is savvy to hook up 1:16:47.560 --> 1:16:49.040 with Mandrel. 1:16:49.880 --> 1:16:51.920 Braiden and savvy to go all the way up to 1:16:51.920 --> 1:16:54.880 San Francisco for sketch fast. I'm so all the way 1:16:54.960 --> 1:16:55.960 up from San Diego. 1:16:56.040 --> 1:16:59.559 That's an extra two hours from Is that fun? 1:17:01.200 --> 1:17:04.040 I don't know why he's putting himself into the. 1:17:04.040 --> 1:17:07.240 Situation because he goes to meet you do. 1:17:07.640 --> 1:17:11.600 And if you're listening, don't go, you dog. There's no 1:17:11.720 --> 1:17:12.920 way he knows who I am. 1:17:13.160 --> 1:17:15.280 That's not true. Everybody knows who you are. You're the 1:17:15.320 --> 1:17:16.800 person who said, what the fuck are you doing in 1:17:16.840 --> 1:17:17.160 your life? 1:17:17.720 --> 1:17:22.719 My girlfriend to go see you do comedy at the sewer? 1:17:23.000 --> 1:17:27.040 Well that's you, guys. We love when you review us. 1:17:27.080 --> 1:17:29.840 We got some new reviews. Here's our reviews. We have 1:17:29.880 --> 1:17:33.479 a really nice new one. Five stars. Love this pod 1:17:33.560 --> 1:17:37.639 from Keighley. This is my favorite Bachelor podcast. I don't 1:17:37.640 --> 1:17:39.720 have any friends who watched this show, so I love 1:17:39.800 --> 1:17:42.240 listening to the podcast each week as a team breaks 1:17:42.280 --> 1:17:44.720 down every moment the same way your friends would talk 1:17:44.760 --> 1:17:47.840 about it. I also love that each Bachelor Show gets 1:17:47.840 --> 1:17:51.040 its own podcast episode. Thank you. We debated about that 1:17:51.640 --> 1:17:53.920 and it's just difficult. It was just like also like, 1:17:54.640 --> 1:17:57.160 it's also like asking a lot because some people were 1:17:57.200 --> 1:17:59.840 only watching The Golden Like a lot of people came 1:17:59.880 --> 1:18:01.600 in just for The Golden to be like, and you 1:18:01.600 --> 1:18:04.920 also have to watch this other franchise. It's like, yeah, 1:18:04.960 --> 1:18:06.240 we put a lot of work into it because it's 1:18:06.240 --> 1:18:08.880 hard to schedule them all. Yes, oh believe you may. 1:18:09.280 --> 1:18:13.200 So we really appreciate that review five stars. Here's another 1:18:13.240 --> 1:18:17.519 one from Susie Champion A spark of joy. Every time 1:18:17.640 --> 1:18:20.640 I listen, I always feel happier by the end of 1:18:20.680 --> 1:18:24.320 the episode. Who knew talking about reality TV could bring 1:18:24.479 --> 1:18:27.519 so much joy? Shout out to my fellow dead parent 1:18:27.560 --> 1:18:31.720 folks with daddy issues. That's an excellent review. That is, 1:18:32.040 --> 1:18:33.680 you know what, I always feel in a better mood 1:18:33.680 --> 1:18:35.160 by the end of the podcast, and I'm glad that 1:18:35.200 --> 1:18:38.280 it translates. We love our listeners. We have the nicest 1:18:38.520 --> 1:18:41.360 There was some well you accept this Rose fans that 1:18:41.479 --> 1:18:43.559 came to the live show that Brian and I did 1:18:43.600 --> 1:18:46.519 at the Allegion the no autographs please, so like, we 1:18:46.600 --> 1:18:48.080 love you guys. We love to meet you guys. We 1:18:48.160 --> 1:18:50.200 love to hear from you guys. So in the interim, 1:18:50.240 --> 1:18:52.280 because we're going on break, leave us some reviews for 1:18:52.320 --> 1:18:54.599 the end of the year. As iHeart you know, looks 1:18:54.600 --> 1:18:56.439 at us and decides whether or not to pick us up, 1:18:56.520 --> 1:18:58.720 just leave us some reviews. This is us our last 1:18:58.800 --> 1:19:02.519 podcast of the year. Katie, Thank you so much for 1:19:02.880 --> 1:19:05.960 all of the work that you do, for shepherding this, 1:19:06.240 --> 1:19:10.040 for just being awesome. Doug, we love you as our captain. 1:19:10.560 --> 1:19:12.439 Don't forget doctor Banana, I. 1:19:12.360 --> 1:19:17.280 Mean doctor Banana. She is the doctor. Brenane is just 1:19:17.360 --> 1:19:20.400 the patron saint of this who's like she's the wind 1:19:20.439 --> 1:19:24.960 beneath our wings. Brendan. We You should listen to the 1:19:24.960 --> 1:19:27.439 Brando Cast. You should listen to all of Doug's podcasts. 1:19:27.439 --> 1:19:31.160 Doug Loves Movies, Wide World of Doug. Doug is Doug's 1:19:31.240 --> 1:19:35.040 movie Interruption, Getting Doug with High Doug Doug Dog, It's 1:19:35.080 --> 1:19:36.880 Doug's Doug O Clock Somewhere. 1:19:36.560 --> 1:19:38.840 Our Tales with Amit Zeppa eight five five six O 1:19:38.920 --> 1:19:42.479 one R O c K. Taking your phone calls only. 1:19:42.600 --> 1:19:44.840 Former villains Mikey camp Man, do you have any stand 1:19:44.880 --> 1:19:47.240 up gigs coming up? Right? Okay? 1:19:47.280 --> 1:19:47.519 Cool. 1:19:47.800 --> 1:19:51.120 Okay, so we have our show, our sketch best show. 1:19:52.080 --> 1:19:52.800 What would you like to move? 1:19:53.400 --> 1:19:55.440 How about where can people follow. 1:19:55.160 --> 1:20:00.000 You on Instagram? Babyface junkie? 1:20:00.439 --> 1:20:05.519 Nice? Are you baby Jess? Baby Jess junkie Baby Baby 1:20:05.600 --> 1:20:06.920 Jess Junkie Twitter? 1:20:07.000 --> 1:20:09.720 My Twitter is not good, so don't follow that up. 1:20:10.439 --> 1:20:13.320 Okay's junkie? Okay, great? Well would you like us to 1:20:13.320 --> 1:20:15.840 help us pick a tweet of the week? Here we go? 1:20:17.600 --> 1:20:19.519 All right, here we go. I'm gonna say a few 1:20:19.560 --> 1:20:21.800 and we're gonna narrow it down to two. First one 1:20:21.840 --> 1:20:24.200 sh ain't constant Tracy Pikerzer. I said it earlier, but 1:20:24.200 --> 1:20:26.160 I didn't want to not give her a chance. Kylie 1:20:26.240 --> 1:20:28.680 was so focused on the emoji flirting on ig on 1:20:28.760 --> 1:20:31.040 Instagram that she forgot that while he did do fantasy 1:20:31.080 --> 1:20:33.439 suits as Rachel, they broke up because he wasn't ready 1:20:33.479 --> 1:20:35.519 to get engaged by the end of the season. That's 1:20:35.560 --> 1:20:39.680 just facts, and I appreciate it. It is. This is 1:20:39.720 --> 1:20:42.280 from the watcher at Telly Tubo. I was trying to 1:20:42.280 --> 1:20:44.920 figure out why Cat always wears insipid colors like brown 1:20:44.960 --> 1:20:47.919 and tan, and then I remember her favorite color is beige. 1:20:48.360 --> 1:20:50.000 Yeah, she really did admit that one. 1:20:50.080 --> 1:20:52.400 She has the same swimsuit and she had it like 1:20:52.439 --> 1:20:53.559 in five different colors. 1:20:53.720 --> 1:20:55.680 It was the one that like went across you know what. 1:20:55.760 --> 1:20:57.559 That's like a good American one. 1:20:57.720 --> 1:20:58.520 Yeah. 1:20:58.560 --> 1:21:01.559 This is from the watcher at tell at Nothing says, quote, 1:21:01.640 --> 1:21:04.760 stop calling me baby Jess. Then more than building a 1:21:04.840 --> 1:21:15.519 sand castle? Umm uh here we go this Okay, let's 1:21:15.520 --> 1:21:19.880 see Shianne Constant, Trixie Firecracker. Hi, nice to meet you. 1:21:20.280 --> 1:21:22.400 So that ABC will pay for our wedding, will you 1:21:22.560 --> 1:21:25.000 group of this year selected strangers come to our wedding. 1:21:25.280 --> 1:21:28.080 Jesse Palmer is officiating. It is exactly how I imagine 1:21:28.080 --> 1:21:29.480 this day as a child. 1:21:32.200 --> 1:21:32.519 Wedding. 1:21:32.600 --> 1:21:33.800 Yeah, he was sitting in the front. 1:21:34.160 --> 1:21:37.240 Okay because he could officiate, couldn't he doesn't he? 1:21:39.040 --> 1:21:39.640 Yes. 1:21:40.160 --> 1:21:44.879 This is from Sarah as Dean and Kaylen. Hey Sarah. 1:21:44.920 --> 1:21:48.200 This is from Sarah the Pearl. Where is it? Let 1:21:48.240 --> 1:21:52.720 the boom Boom Room come home from the Wars. And 1:21:52.760 --> 1:21:56.080 then somebody Cheyenne said, maybe they're saving it for married 1:21:56.360 --> 1:21:59.760 former contestants who want to break from their kids, which 1:21:59.800 --> 1:22:04.320 is they did last year with Ashley Eye. Oh my god, okay, 1:22:05.479 --> 1:22:08.320 we need to This is from Lauren J. And Johnson. 1:22:08.720 --> 1:22:11.280 I only support this if it means Cat will no 1:22:11.360 --> 1:22:17.559 longer be a contestant in this franchise anymore. Yeah, here's 1:22:17.600 --> 1:22:20.559 another one here for the right reasons. Getting married on 1:22:20.720 --> 1:22:23.080 b I P is like going back to your college 1:22:23.160 --> 1:22:25.439 to get married in the middle of your senior English 1:22:25.520 --> 1:22:28.559 class and inviting the students to be your only guests. 1:22:28.800 --> 1:22:31.160 And then the teacher officiates and some of the lunch 1:22:31.160 --> 1:22:38.800 hall workers are also there. Okay, and then uh, this 1:22:38.840 --> 1:22:42.400 is from Tracy Williams at Viby Palopa. I'd like to 1:22:42.439 --> 1:22:49.360 move this entire season to my spam folder. Thanks. Okay. 1:22:49.400 --> 1:22:52.680 Final one justin Paul Spade. John Henry strikes me as 1:22:52.720 --> 1:22:54.840 a guy who was born without a middle name or 1:22:54.920 --> 1:22:58.960 Social Security number. Okay, Top two, I'm going to say 1:22:59.040 --> 1:23:05.439 spam fold and Home from the Wars. Okay, Okay, here 1:23:05.479 --> 1:23:09.160 we go. Sarah at Sarah the Pearl, where is it? 1:23:09.280 --> 1:23:12.080 Let the Boom Boom Room come home from the Wars 1:23:12.560 --> 1:23:18.200 or Tracy Williams at Viby Palapa, I'd like to move 1:23:18.240 --> 1:23:22.799 this entire season to my spam folder. Thanks, spam folder 1:23:23.280 --> 1:23:25.480 or Home from the Wars Brendan. 1:23:27.000 --> 1:23:31.759 Yeah, I'm going spam folders let's go spam like spam. 1:23:31.880 --> 1:23:34.840 Okay o, my god, we have a new winner, Tracy Williams. 1:23:34.840 --> 1:23:36.439 You are the tweet of the way. Vibey Pop. I'd 1:23:36.439 --> 1:23:38.360 like to have the entire season my spam folder. Thanks. 1:23:38.840 --> 1:23:42.400 This is what a season? What a season? 1:23:42.920 --> 1:23:45.720 Are we excited about the wedding? January? 1:23:46.000 --> 1:23:50.760 Yes? 1:23:50.880 --> 1:23:53.720 Get ditched at the kids because like the way they 1:23:53.720 --> 1:23:57.200 were like this is literally never happened, and it shows 1:23:57.240 --> 1:23:58.679 him just losing his mind. 1:23:58.840 --> 1:24:01.160 So like, I did they already give us the ending? 1:24:01.320 --> 1:24:04.000 Or is it like a mean twitch switcher? 1:24:04.200 --> 1:24:06.479 But like, I don't know, it's going to be a 1:24:06.560 --> 1:24:07.519 sensitive season. 1:24:07.600 --> 1:24:08.320 I think yeah. 1:24:08.439 --> 1:24:10.680 I think he's just going to be sweet to everybody 1:24:10.760 --> 1:24:13.879 and it's gonna, you know, could go in any direction. 1:24:14.160 --> 1:24:15.360 Are you going to watch my key? 1:24:16.360 --> 1:24:18.680 I will? I'm on the fence about it. 1:24:19.080 --> 1:24:23.120 I mean, but now they are on the podcast, you 1:24:23.160 --> 1:24:24.080 want to play with us? 1:24:24.120 --> 1:24:25.560 I do? I enjoy this part about it. 1:24:25.640 --> 1:24:27.920 Yeah, if you want to call it the entry, the 1:24:28.080 --> 1:24:30.559 entry fee is Joey is Joey? 1:24:30.760 --> 1:24:31.120 All right? 1:24:31.160 --> 1:24:33.240 I mean most people that watch the show these days, 1:24:33.200 --> 1:24:35.880 they're only doing it because they're on a podcast. 1:24:41.520 --> 1:24:46.480 I'm definitely waiting on baited breath. For the Golden Bachelorette. 1:24:46.640 --> 1:24:48.920 Yes, oh my gosh. 1:24:48.439 --> 1:24:50.280 That's there's not been a reveal or anything. 1:24:50.479 --> 1:24:54.080 They haven't really announced anything, but I bet they'll announce 1:24:54.120 --> 1:24:56.759 it at the wedding. Yeah, that's yeah. 1:24:57.439 --> 1:24:59.360 And is it going to be someone from the Yeah, 1:25:00.040 --> 1:25:00.680 it has to be. 1:25:00.840 --> 1:25:03.320 I mean somebody was saying that Susan would be fun. 1:25:03.960 --> 1:25:05.760 She would be then she just have a group of 1:25:05.800 --> 1:25:08.000 women and whoever catches the bouquet. 1:25:08.320 --> 1:25:11.040 Yes, it gets to be the next. 1:25:11.160 --> 1:25:13.839 Oh my god, there would be Kathy. It would be Kathy. 1:25:13.960 --> 1:25:16.440 There would be Kathy. 1:25:16.800 --> 1:25:23.160 Okay, I told you that my friend's mom was Kathy. No, yeah, somebody, 1:25:23.720 --> 1:25:27.320 my friends knew Kathy's kid and knew Kathy. Like my 1:25:27.360 --> 1:25:30.720 friend was friends with Kathy's daughter, and so that Kathy's 1:25:32.040 --> 1:25:33.679 Kathy's Kathy, you know what I mean? 1:25:34.040 --> 1:25:36.360 Right, Yeah, she is because. 1:25:36.200 --> 1:25:38.200 She's the zip It was. She's the zip It one. 1:25:38.640 --> 1:25:42.080 I think she is, like, like, I think it's seamless 1:25:42.080 --> 1:25:43.320 from TV to real life. 1:25:43.439 --> 1:25:43.679 Right. 1:25:44.120 --> 1:25:47.920 It seems like she everyone got along so well that 1:25:48.000 --> 1:25:50.320 you had to really be out there to stand out 1:25:50.320 --> 1:25:51.559 in the way that she did. 1:25:52.160 --> 1:25:53.840 I mean that was my is she with Leslie is 1:25:53.880 --> 1:25:55.840 that she didn't she didn't seem to bomb with the 1:25:55.840 --> 1:25:58.400 other girls, and that she just moped when it wasn't 1:25:58.439 --> 1:26:00.720 her turn to have a one on one going in 1:26:00.840 --> 1:26:02.400 I never get picked. It's like, well, you just had 1:26:02.439 --> 1:26:04.880 the hot tub date. Everybody knows a hot tub date. 1:26:04.880 --> 1:26:05.920 It's like a hot commode. 1:26:06.000 --> 1:26:10.599 Yeah, there is to a hot comode. 1:26:10.960 --> 1:26:11.840 Yeah. 1:26:11.920 --> 1:26:13.880 Do you think they'll have like one guy on the 1:26:13.920 --> 1:26:16.560 Golden Bachelorette who's like thirty five? 1:26:16.640 --> 1:26:18.240 So great seventy year old women? 1:26:18.280 --> 1:26:20.400 That'd be so fucking great? Are you kidding me? 1:26:20.640 --> 1:26:23.200 I don't really want to see this because it's the 1:26:23.400 --> 1:26:27.400 idea of a bunch of older men chasing around one 1:26:27.439 --> 1:26:29.880 woman just seems more like so fun too much of 1:26:29.960 --> 1:26:31.200 a mirror on society. 1:26:31.240 --> 1:26:35.160 It'd be so fun o god, but I'm also chasing 1:26:35.160 --> 1:26:36.800 around an age appropriate woman. 1:26:37.400 --> 1:26:40.040 It would be like a dad joke off. I can't 1:26:40.120 --> 1:26:43.559 wait they're going to be I hope Jerry didn't have 1:26:43.640 --> 1:26:44.599 to be that funny. 1:26:44.880 --> 1:26:47.120 No, I hope that. But I hope that there's man 1:26:47.160 --> 1:26:50.000 friendships that are so cute that having like old man 1:26:50.240 --> 1:26:53.599 buddies make him pals. I thought there's gonna be some 1:26:53.960 --> 1:26:55.800 I wonder who the douche is going to be. 1:26:56.160 --> 1:26:59.080 Off and do their bucket list together before one of them. 1:26:59.120 --> 1:26:59.479 Guys. 1:27:00.160 --> 1:27:02.000 I like that. I like the ladies are doing that 1:27:02.080 --> 1:27:04.000 right now. They all seem to actually make friends. 1:27:04.240 --> 1:27:06.200 They really did like Bond and I. 1:27:06.160 --> 1:27:08.920 Love me too. Is there any final thing anybody wants 1:27:08.960 --> 1:27:09.560 to promote? 1:27:10.240 --> 1:27:13.519 Oh h douglasmovies dot coms where all my stuff is. 1:27:13.520 --> 1:27:17.000 Okay, Well, we thank you iHeart for having us on. 1:27:17.200 --> 1:27:20.280 We love being here. We'll be doing the wedding and 1:27:20.320 --> 1:27:23.479 then we'll be doing so listen, we're doing draft picks. 1:27:23.760 --> 1:27:26.840 We're doing draft picks live, and we did it once before. 1:27:26.840 --> 1:27:29.640 We're doing it at San Francisco's Sketch Fest. It's me, 1:27:30.360 --> 1:27:35.280 It's Duke, It's Branden. Maybe we can suck in Christina Mandrel. 1:27:35.720 --> 1:27:41.200 We've got Aaron Foley, we have Doctor Banana, Katie jack 1:27:41.280 --> 1:27:45.599 Keyes and my friend Laurie. I just think it's gonna 1:27:45.640 --> 1:27:47.800 be so fun, and we're gonna do draft picks live 1:27:47.840 --> 1:27:50.040 on stage because it's gonna be We're doing it two 1:27:50.120 --> 1:27:53.320 nights before the premiere. We did we did a live 1:27:53.400 --> 1:27:55.840 draft picks once. It was so fun. The audience we 1:27:55.880 --> 1:27:58.760 will hand out, will hand out paper and pencil for 1:27:58.800 --> 1:28:00.760 everybody to play along, and you can all do your 1:28:00.800 --> 1:28:04.840 scorecard as we go, and as a collective theater, we're 1:28:04.880 --> 1:28:08.879 going to pick out our top three, the villain crazy 1:28:08.960 --> 1:28:11.720 and the next uh, the next bachelorette. So it's going 1:28:11.800 --> 1:28:13.680 to be in here for the wrong reasons. It's going 1:28:13.720 --> 1:28:17.679 to be so great until next time. Brendan Smith, Mikey Campman, 1:28:17.800 --> 1:28:21.080 Doug Benson, Katie Levine, doctor Banana. I'm Martainrie. Thank you 1:28:21.120 --> 1:28:22.240 so much, good nup bye. 1:28:23.840 --> 1:28:28.400 Oh yeah, We're gonna get all up in you tonight. 1:28:29.800 --> 1:28:34.120 Feels so good. I just got one little question finger 1:28:34.160 --> 1:28:35.400 out where you. 1:28:35.479 --> 1:28:54.880 Read this rules, rest this rules, listen to your words, 1:28:55.360 --> 1:28:56.320 to your world. 1:29:00.280 --> 1:29:03.519 Will you accept this ROSAA production of iHeartRadio. For more 1:29:03.560 --> 1:29:07.680 podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or 1:29:07.680 --> 1:29:09.400 wherever you listen to your favorite shows.