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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I am

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Speaker 1: your n Yes, yes that Kevin. Oh. I used to

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Speaker 1: love sleeping in these days, I said, and learned to

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Speaker 1: make sure I'm out of bed usually by eight am.

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Speaker 1: When I get up earlier and start getting shipped done,

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Speaker 1: it feels like stolen time. I love it, so clearly

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Speaker 1: I should do that more often. What but oh yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what train this is, but I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet Kamis shall me no particular order. Let's welcome

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado Big lots favorite item purchased at Costco recently,

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Speaker 1: other than pumpkin pie. I've been going crazy on these

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Speaker 1: frozen noodles. I've been buying there and six pack of this,

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Speaker 1: these ramen noodles. Um, I'm in a real noodle kick

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Speaker 1: right now, everybody, And I'm going fucking crazy with these noodles.

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Speaker 1: The frozen ones almost like a chow maane. I love that.

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Speaker 1: The ramen, well it's romen, you know, but just high

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Speaker 1: quality already. Yeah, shouldn't got a little garlic, got some onions,

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Speaker 1: got little powders like that. It comes with the hot sauce.

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Speaker 1: But I don't, I don't use the hot toask because

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Speaker 1: my my dog likes the noodle every now and then

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Speaker 1: and so and so, so I don't know's the middles anymore?

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Speaker 1: No chocolate either, No chocolates right on the package comes

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Speaker 1: with should already And now our weekly does some crank

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Speaker 1: Akowski cocow. How were your skills in math class as

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Speaker 1: a youngster? Surprisingly good? I got a five on the

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Speaker 1: ap calculus test, so I had eight uh college credits

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Speaker 1: before coming out of high school. Uh. From calculus, I

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Speaker 1: got an a intrigge uh. And then I took linear

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Speaker 1: algebra in college and I gotta be uh. And then

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Speaker 1: I took Multi variable calc and got a D. And

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Speaker 1: I have not thought about maths like I hit a

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Speaker 1: wall of like what my level of comprehension was? That

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Speaker 1: is kind of the perfect rundown. Hey, there's a tool

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Speaker 1: sing ludo ganness. What was a childhood habit? What I

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Speaker 1: had a friend in our childhood who would talk backwards,

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Speaker 1: loved sounding out people's ship backwards and names, and hence,

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Speaker 1: what was the childhood habit that was tough to break

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Speaker 1: or lingers to this day? Oh man um cheeze child habit?

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Speaker 1: Uh don't remember anything that from childhood to present day. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I did have an answer for for Craig's question. Though

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Speaker 1: I love math. UH crushed it throughout UH school in college,

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Speaker 1: I have a minor UH in accounting, and uh yeah

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Speaker 1: that was I remember. I would go if I didn't

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Speaker 1: sunk up the curve, I was pissed because I was like,

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Speaker 1: I got a hundred on that test, so there should

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Speaker 1: be no curve. And then it would be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: there's a curve or four points. I'm like, what the

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Speaker 1: fun I don't even know what that means. Sunk up

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Speaker 1: the curve. So if if the if the high score

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Speaker 1: on the on the test was then the teacher would

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Speaker 1: but if I got a flat out hundred, it was possible,

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Speaker 1: so no one got a curve. Speaking another language, I

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Speaker 1: did killer in third grade, and multiplications crushed the class.

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Speaker 1: That's memorization. That is memorization. Yeah. And last, but no

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Speaker 1: wooden hangers for you. If you think him leaves, it's

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer staining king. Tell us about the third time

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Speaker 1: you accidentally killed someone. Holy sh it, there's so many

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Speaker 1: third time Uh got it? Yeah, So I've chartered this

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Speaker 1: fishing vessel. It's called Queen of the Squeams, and we're

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Speaker 1: going deep see, and we're looking to get marlin or

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Speaker 1: whatever you know, dorato and so well, they're called my

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Speaker 1: mahi mahi dolphin, but it's you know, so I get

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Speaker 1: I get about, let me bee like sixty miles out,

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Speaker 1: and I realized that I have accidentally stabbed one of

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Speaker 1: the crewm in the leg about fifty miles back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so they've been stabbing the leg for fifty miles. I

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Speaker 1: didn't I don't remember what happened. Apparently I took when

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Speaker 1: you get he's sick, they give you these like that

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Speaker 1: you have either a little patch, but you should have

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Speaker 1: to take like a pill like I see sickness pill.

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Speaker 1: When you should give you a little patch. Why did

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Speaker 1: you point to your penis because you put it there.

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Speaker 1: You put it on the tip of your pee. So

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to take it like and like way before

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to get on as like any drug to

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Speaker 1: take effect. But me being just like you know, who

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Speaker 1: gives a ship, I took it right as I got

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Speaker 1: on the boat. And apparently that made me really loopy

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Speaker 1: and stabby, and I got into the crew member and

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Speaker 1: then they detained me and they were holding me down

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Speaker 1: to the apparently like a break or something. I broke

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Speaker 1: out come and deered the vessel. Used that boat to

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Speaker 1: go on a sixteen month pirating spree. I was going

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Speaker 1: small towns and villages in Boston in Virginia. I am

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Speaker 1: asked a wealth of something over two d and fifty

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Speaker 1: million dollars in today's money. And I all of our

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Speaker 1: Who wrote Hey alchemy this love having Kevin Beck scene

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Speaker 1: suggesting a new medicine is making life a lot better

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Speaker 1: for many. However, some people experience an odd side effect.

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Speaker 1: It turns them into senior citizens. Keep up the good word. Well,

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Speaker 1: how does the preliminary data on our I'm a little

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Speaker 1: did you take another vaccine? I took another vaccine, and

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Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. Yeah, it's a little tired. Well,

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Speaker 1: six boosters is a lot. This is a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I should have done them all in quick succession. I

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Speaker 1: feel like I should just spaced them out. And now

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of freak speaking of do you watch show

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Speaker 1: Succession sixth session? Yeah? Succession? Yeah? I watched Succession. What

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Speaker 1: I just love it. I'll mean too. It's all about

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Speaker 1: these sessions where people are just sick as hell, you know.

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Speaker 1: And today today, in this case, I have the data

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Speaker 1: or data? Nice? Nice, I'm gonna hand you each hold on?

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Speaker 1: Is this data or data? Man? You each a folder

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Speaker 1: of information? This is data or data? What's love? Older?

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Speaker 1: You will find that we have indeed invented a new medication.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? So this is new data? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: One pill cures it all. So what's data? You heard

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Speaker 1: him say yes to dad when you say cures it all?

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Speaker 1: Could you be more specific? Sorry? Sure, get me an ailment. Umu,

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Speaker 1: you're on a You're on a too many boxes, dick vel.

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Speaker 1: So I saw that pharmaceutical ad that said ask your

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Speaker 1: doctor about cur aliah and uh so that's why I'm here.

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to ask you about cure aliyah. Jeff, do

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Speaker 1: you have any symptoms of anything right now? Um? I

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Speaker 1: mean sometimes I get a stomach thing. Uh, I have

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Speaker 1: an on and off thing with gall bladder. My knee

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Speaker 1: hurts a little bit. Okay, all right, yeah, because we

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Speaker 1: going on. Well, I mean, the only way to get

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Speaker 1: the ad said ask your doctor about cure aliya. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll talk about curalia. Um. So I don't think you're

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Speaker 1: right for it, um because we do have you only

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Speaker 1: you're a doctor who doesn't want to give drudge to people.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just saying you're because you're on salis, on

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Speaker 1: a heavy dosage of silis. I don't I'm taking like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you want to stop the scale list, then I

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Speaker 1: can give you the curality okay, but the curalita should

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Speaker 1: help with the same issue, so it will solve that. Honey. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm impressed. I've told my girlfriends they're impressed too. But

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Speaker 1: seventeen days of a owner, he's getting weird. So I'm

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Speaker 1: just curious. Did you, in fact go to the doctor

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Speaker 1: to discuss. He told me I could either I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't take the cellist with the currelia guest because

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Speaker 1: it interacts. Maybe, so he made me choose, and please

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Speaker 1: tell me you took the curl I'm no, I'm sticking

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Speaker 1: with the c Elie. Okay. It's just everyone has their sides, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is for curalitys all right. This is just like

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Speaker 1: really simple. We're gonna go in there with mostly happy faces,

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Speaker 1: all right. And again, remember this is for the campaign,

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Speaker 1: so this is a big deal, alright, So just give

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Speaker 1: it your best shot, all right. So lets just go

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Speaker 1: through the list here, But what is your role here?

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Speaker 1: I'm actually one of the people auditioning, so I just

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Speaker 1: want to get everyone on the same page. Have a

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Speaker 1: good time here, and I don't think anyone was stepping up.

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Speaker 1: So that's kind of what I'm doing here because i'm

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Speaker 1: one of the my name is, my name is Terry,

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Speaker 1: and I'm the director. So okay, okay, so see initiative Terry.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you see initiative Terry. Okay, that's how you

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Speaker 1: see it. And that's all right, everybody. Um, this is

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Speaker 1: for curality, not curalis. Oh first mistake, make sure no

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Speaker 1: your name, My name is Martin Salomon asked to see

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Speaker 1: of ship. Okay, Mr Saloman, just calm down. First of all,

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Speaker 1: thank you. All right, Now, let me see your I

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Speaker 1: D you got? You saw that right? What do you

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Speaker 1: I mean? That was even? Did you just walk in

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, No, sir, you know what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna ask you, Frank, can you get this guy out

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Speaker 1: do whatever I can, Doctor Pepper. All right, gentlemen, doctors,

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Speaker 1: I'm back with some more info. May Shong have a

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Speaker 1: question if you take the medicine? Uh, this ship, holy shit,

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Speaker 1: Holy sh it. We're just researchers, we're not doctor doctors. Guy,

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Speaker 1: said this gentleman here though he's having a hard time

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Speaker 1: getting on his thoughts, it's perfectly healthy. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that's healthy me or him? Me? Who you babe? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean that you and your girlfriend's had a

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Speaker 1: curreality a party? Well, you know, listen, I gotta do

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Speaker 1: have to do what you have to do. You you've

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Speaker 1: aged like forty forty years in an hour. What's your point?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to fuck you with. Everyone's gonna he said,

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Speaker 1: I've got a round of drinks, uh coming? Did you

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Speaker 1: want to did you want to look at the media down? Teenager? Oh?

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Speaker 1: care of Yeah, Marvin, can you come into my office

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Speaker 1: you got your pills? Did you take your pills? Mike?

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Speaker 1: He ali, yes, I'm thirty five years old telling me

417
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: post no. She you tell me your wife's mom is

418
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: thirty five? Is all right? She? What? Uh? All right?

419
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: No shame, no shame. You know that's just um small water?

420
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: You like some more water? I get to Margarita with

421
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: the salt gurn. Please, Actually, this is a try bar.

422
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: This is yeah, I know the margarot is here. Oh no,

423
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: the one in Midland, Kentucky selves mortor rooted. This is

424
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: that's a different county. This is a dry bar. Oh

425
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: it's the dry bar bar, dry bar. Don't don't argue

426
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: with the weights. Okay, you're gonna be You're give me

427
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: the bartender at our dry bar. Now there's there's there's

428
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: shelves and shelves of of drinks behind you. The standards

429
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: full bar, full bar. But but if this is a

430
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: dry county, so you're not allowed to serve any of it? Uh?

431
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: You got that? So what ever someone asked or a drink,

432
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: people will constantly grant, I need this margaritas and I

433
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:08,479
Speaker 1: need those cosmos. Now look, I'm just I'm losing it.

434
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm losing it by being honest. Grant please, I just

435
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,719
Speaker 1: need to note that says this is a dry county. Okay,

436
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: what you need me to write? You would not this

437
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: this is a dry county. Right of course I do.

438
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: And I need those cosmos and margarita's. Now need salt

439
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: on the note. Okay, wait, my putting salt on the note. Book.

440
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: I'll be back, I'll be back. Excuse me, Do you

441
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: do do flights? Yes? Where would you we go? At

442
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: a burbank we go? No, I'm talking about a flight

443
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: of your reds. I say that bottle of Merlot there,

444
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: I'd like I'd like to try the pinot as well.

445
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: So this is gonna be awkward, and I'm so sorry,

446
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: but this is actually a dry bar. Um, we don't

447
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: serve dry bar. It's on display. But I have we

448
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: have water? No, I want, I want want. How I

449
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: could give you a flight of water, a flight of war?

450
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: What would that be? That would be? We have our

451
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,239
Speaker 1: tap water? Los Angeles is finest, then we have a

452
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: brittah samples like that. Los Angeles County is a dry county. No,

453
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: this bar you serve, you serve Los Angeles County tap water.

454
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: That's right, another county. We're in a different county. Why

455
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: would you have this bar? Look, man, look like a

456
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: full But why am I the bad guy here? You're

457
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: not the bad guy. You all the messenger grant Um.

458
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell you this, but you're

459
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: gonna have to go in front of the county and

460
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: ask for it to be a web bar. I have

461
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: to do that, and you gotta get some sleep before

462
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: you go up there, because you look hired. It's just

463
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: that I have to work. I have to work this afternoon.

464
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: We're doing that. I have to work too. I have

465
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: to go to a golf show. That's not work though

466
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: that's a different bill. I feel like that's different a

467
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: golf show. It's kind of work. Let's go. I have to, like,

468
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: actually work, I have to do. I gotta make sure

469
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: that help. Okay. First of all, liquor is sin. But yes,

470
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 1: please go ahead and tell us why you believe that

471
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: your full ball should not be a dry ball. My

472
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: excuse the gentleman from Colin County to reiterate what he said,

473
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: that liquor is the enemy of all men. Continue, I

474
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: would like to also say that liquor is the plot

475
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: on all humanity. Anyone that has ever tasted that hate

476
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: knows the pain that they can cause themselves and everyone else. Amen, sir,

477
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: what will you say in grant? I was wondering if

478
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: we could make one of the bars a normal, a

479
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: regular bar, a dry bar at toastinos totinos or toasts?

480
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: Is it totinos toastinoso? Wake up? Podcast Knowledge. Okay, we're

481
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: back one second. Sorry, sorry, all right. I just want

482
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: to give a shout out to our sponsors over at

483
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Speaker 1: Air who are supporting all the people working on docks.

484
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Speaker 1: Would to be used for your feet. Okay, let's look

485
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Speaker 1: out our newest guest, Oh, coming all the way from Dublin, Ireland.

486
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: Let's give it up for Shamous. Oh, shamous Shamous Grant?

487
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: Wake up? Up? Okay? Got Why am I on all

488
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: these boxes? How did I get on top of all

489
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: these box? Sick Grant? Wake up? Yeah? Hey, we need

490
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: we need to break up? What me up? I was

491
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: just maybe I have to work open the little by naps. No,

492
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. I got a better Griant wept,

493
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: Grant we go. Oh my god, Jesus, this has been

494
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: heart What's up? Dude? Hey? What's what's up that it

495
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: seemed to see? Three comes from v I P. Michael. Hey, alchemist. Okay,

496
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: I did it. I broke down and had to give

497
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,240
Speaker 1: you all money because I've been enjoying your incredible show

498
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: each week for far too long. Thank you to call

499
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: for stepping in for all those episodes. They were awesome. Kevin,

500
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: welcome back. We missed your controlled chaos. Second, I just

501
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: started the beginning of the catalog again, and hearing how

502
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,760
Speaker 1: everyone has evolved over the few years has been pretty sweet.

503
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: The eighteen million dollar under around Vegas House was just

504
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 1: pure and sand I know you like these to be brief. Well,

505
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: so here's the scene suggested. Whatever story you cut Joey

506
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: off from saying at the top is now the scene. Anyways,

507
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: much love from out here in Joshua Tree. Michael. Yeah,

508
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: so there's treasure all around here. I feel like I

509
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: really wasn't paying attention. What were you saying? I'm telling

510
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: me there's treasure all around the coast here right? Uh?

511
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: Which which coaster we on? Is this the Boston coach

512
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: or the Virginia coast? We were in Boston right now?

513
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: Because you sound more indigenous to Virginia. All right, you

514
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: sounding like you're from asshole that maybe I am. Maybe

515
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: I'm a goddamn treasure here. All right, we gotta find Hey, hey,

516
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: slap along or whatever your name. Damn me, I'm just

517
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 1: you hired me. If you find this treasure, you'll wake

518
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: you up from naps all the time you're taking these

519
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: guy damn pills. I feel like you're just not are

520
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: with them. And you know what, I just feel like sucking. Man.

521
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: I just just give up. Okay. So here's your cap poc.

522
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we can't, asshole. We can park here? Why not?

523
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 1: There's no sign. I don't see a fucking sign. Asshole. Okay,

524
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 1: So we're all assholes and you're an angel who yells

525
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: at your employer. This is going great. I'm from Virginia,

526
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: after all. Did you leave behind any family members? And

527
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: by that I mean some of you folks in Virginia

528
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: are your own parents, Is that right? Right? Yeah? We

529
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 1: suck our own people. That what you're saying. You're sick man,

530
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: what you said. And I'm from Virginia. There we go,

531
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: another one of these high society any times. I take

532
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: exception of that. And you can't talk though, Hey man,

533
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: you're not even from your man. I'm a Virginia tourist.

534
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: I'm a taurist from Virginia. Don me to man, get

535
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: my back here, man, I'm god piece of Shia from

536
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: the old Dominion. Look slept along. I think you're a

537
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: nice enough guy, okay, but I am the sheriff of

538
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: this of this place, and of this particular section of Boston.

539
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 1: I'm the sheriff. Look, we're good. I like you. I

540
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: like like you man. And where I'm from? Where are

541
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: you from? You you you don't sound like a local. No, no,

542
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: not local? Thank god? Amen to that. Yeah, listen, I

543
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: actually don't want Where from are you from? Virginia? I

544
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: don't mind you doing this? Treasure hunts a little? Can

545
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: you not hear? I just feel like you know where

546
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm from? My gud you know? Oh you can't hear me? Yeah?

547
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: Oh god? I though. It's just got a time to

548
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: tell you a couple of things here as I am

549
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: the law. You know, you know, you know, so you

550
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: know he heard you lost your captain. You're looking to

551
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: find the treasure. Yeah, that's right. Here's me, wizzy me.

552
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: I found over a hundred million dollars of treasure. Okay,

553
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: that's in the current day money I patched McGee? Is

554
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: that okay? Where you from? I'm from Louisiana, Oka, Betton Rouge.

555
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: Have you been down there in the Betton Rouge? Have I? Yes? No?

556
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna ask the questions if you don't mind.

557
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 1: As your potential employee is kept. When was the last

558
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 1: time you did some proper priety lie, yeah, two months ago,

559
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: but I can't give you details. All Right, we robbed

560
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: a man and threw his body in a dump stop

561
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: behind it, all right, lot this guy up here, Captain's crazy,

562
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: just killing this guy all right. Now, we gotta burn

563
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 1: these DVDs on this other PC, all right, and then

564
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: we're gonna resell DVDs. We're gonna flip the profit. Right,

565
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: this is your idea, razy to play on words to right.

566
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: It's hoping I just kill somebody, man, I patched. This

567
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: is a very elaborate resume, but mostly what I'm seeing

568
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: on here is piracy. Seeing a lot of piracy. Uh okay, um,

569
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: but you know this is an office job. Did we

570
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: need somebody who's proficient in power Point? Very good at

571
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: power Point animation? Uh? That is on here? I'm sorry, Yes,

572
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: that the bottom extra skills, It is at the bottom. UF.

573
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: You're plundering and looting windows Apple. Iowa was uh savy okay?

574
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: And your name is spelled lowercase I capital P A

575
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: T H. I guess I maybe this is my bad.

576
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: Just judging from your name, I thought you would be

577
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: more proficient computers. Yeah, okay, I patch. I'm looking over

578
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: the Excel spreads here, you kind of jumbled some stuff around,

579
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: so this, uh, the sequence here is just out of order.

580
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: If you just went over in the original documents we

581
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: sent over how we'd like to organize it, so you

582
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: could just yeah, that'd be great. Okay, you're doing right now? Yes, yes,

583
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: click click done, sorted? I okay, I see what you made.

584
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 1: All the accounts look like a ship? Is that right?

585
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: All the accounts now look like like a ship. Gigantic

586
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: ships are murder look slap along. Uh. I'm I'm sad

587
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: to see you go, if I'm being honest. Yeah, you

588
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: put me in You put me in jail for six

589
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: months because I kept dont asking you where you're from,

590
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: and then you told me you had to do it.

591
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: And I don't understand what was but yeah, well that's

592
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 1: how it goes. Here's what I'm thinking, though, I bet

593
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: you can find so much treasure that you're gonna be

594
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 1: just fine. Where are you from, it'll be fine. What's so?

595
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: Why even higher? Why even take people out on the boats?

596
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: Why don't you just go get the treasure yourself? Central

597
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:50,959
Speaker 1: Michigan song song I'm doing and you bailed you out?

598
00:41:51,920 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 1: Holy ship? Alright, Er'll catch you later, alright, that you're

599
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: doing in this three piece suit. Hey, I've changed, I've

600
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 1: now I worked down at Morgan Stanley. Are you serious?

601
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: Those are the real pirates if you asked me those

602
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,439
Speaker 1: good guy, he's good guys. It's all legal. I mean,

603
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: just because it's legal, don't make it right. I don't know.

604
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: I mean privateering at one point was legal technically, yeah,

605
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: I mean it was, man, I don't know. It was

606
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: against Philip of Spain. You know, what are you gonna do?

607
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: You're a bus kill? Bo can I get for you?

608
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 1: And we'll do two shots of rum and and make

609
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: that two jugs a rum, two jugs l a water? Okay, yeah, great,

610
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 1: there you go, two jugs of rum and one l

611
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 1: a water. Did you start l a water? I shook it? No, no,

612
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: not at all. Just that will be two. It's on me,

613
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: it must be. I just got out of jail. Mann,

614
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 1: Uncle Morgan. What that's a credit card? It's a joke

615
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: the business. Hold us open or keep it open or

616
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: close it up? Open place open? Okay? Enjoy, okay you too.

617
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: Let's just see where we left off last time. All right, Melissa,

618
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: you were letting your husband know that you had a

619
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: difficult time communicating with him because of the way he talks,

620
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: and were you did you want to few words? Let

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Speaker 1: Melissa speak first? Okay, fair, listen? Do you want to

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Speaker 1: go further with your concern or you're well, it's just

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Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of rs. Yeah, and I'm

624
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Speaker 1: supposed to I'm supposed to just magically into it. What

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Speaker 1: each R means? Like? It could be a happy R

626
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Speaker 1: or a sad? Are angry? Are? Like? I don't know, doctor,

627
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Speaker 1: do you need to use the rest? I think he's sad,

628
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Speaker 1: but I can't tell Melissa. I mean he's doing everything right.

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Speaker 1: He's got a new job, right, He's changed his life around.

630
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Speaker 1: I am happy about that. Yeah, I mean I think

631
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Speaker 1: you should just get married. You think so? I want

632
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Speaker 1: to so bad, but just I don't know if my

633
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Speaker 1: patch is the one. I mean, he's doing everything you've

634
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Speaker 1: asked mere right? How many men are going to put

635
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Speaker 1: up a single shot pistol and a safe and one

636
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Speaker 1: burger fry so much? Um? Excuse me, sir, the burger right? Uh?

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00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: I asked for fries with burger inside them, and what

638
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: did you get? I'm so sorry. I have fries with

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Speaker 1: burgers outside of them. So it's just like burger meat

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Speaker 1: and cheese and pickles on top. It's kind of like

641
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 1: fried nachos. I wanted fries with all that needs right away. Actually, yeah,

642
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: right away, Grant, What the funk are you doing? I'm

643
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: just not myself, man, I'm getting off all of the

644
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: stuff that's happening outside getting piped into my office. Okay,

645
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: I'll mess you a question. I'll mess your question. No, no, no,

646
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: I asked, Okay, what did you any feel about gold coins?

647
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: Gold coins? Yeah? I know a guy and we can

648
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: put all this behind us, no more work. No, this

649
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: is we're on top of the business world. Right. You

650
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: got a lot of tables asking about you want me

651
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: to cover. This guy is in high school and he's

652
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: crushing it out there. I'm working my way through through

653
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 1: high school. I thought you'd be in college by out

654
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: thought I would be too. I'm seventeen. Okay, Marvin, alright,

655
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: we'll hold up. Okay, this is the last drive of

656
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 1: the game. We gotta beat Okay, we gotta beat Central High. Okay, Marvin,

657
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: you gotta throw that spiral. Okay, I gotta what No,

658
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: throw the spiral, Marvin, Okay, you gotta throw the Can

659
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: you hear me and not? Am I in a temporal loop?

660
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: Or no? Can you hear me? I'm in a loop.

661
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: I'm in a loop. Okay, okay, you can hear me.

662
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: You can Mars touchdown. It's a spiral touchdown, a spiral touchdown.

663
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: What if I throw a wobbly touchdown with that sub

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Speaker 1: all right? No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, they

665
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: got the best defensive back in the country. Okay, we

666
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: gotta make this. We gotta thread the needle, Marvin, Okay,

667
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: the rings coming ow. Well, I don't want to throw

668
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: it to the best difference. No, no, don't do it. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you guys got this. Meanwhile on the other sideline, alright, alright, fellas, um,

670
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Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that no matter

671
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: what you do, everyone's very proud of you, and your

672
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: parents love you. Coach Frankly Crusha Steve. Steve asked Janetta

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00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: out for problem. So very nice, nice coach. I don't

674
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: know if this is an appropriate time, but we chipped

675
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: in and got you a little something, don't you're the

676
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: best back guys. Your eyes, it has your eyes. We

677
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 1: hadn't made it a laboratory. You're the best. But get

678
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: out there and do what you want, do what you want.

679
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: It all comes down to this. Looks like we got

680
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: Central High with the best dB in the country right

681
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: back there, and also Marvin mceugh, who is also the

682
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: only named player on either team. So I'll tell you

683
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: what's going on in that hotel right now. Well, in

684
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: that hotel right now, what's happening is one guy is

685
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,919
Speaker 1: probably looking at another guy and saying I love you,

686
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: and the other guys looking right back. Adam and said

687
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: I was I was a player for twenty years. I

688
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: know what's going on in that. This game is brought

689
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: to you. Buy money. You need to buy things? Do

690
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: you need to share things? Money is where it's at.

691
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: Let's go cent roll. Lett's going to be back in

692
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Speaker 1: Charlotte's Ville. That is our show. I don't know what happened.

693
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Speaker 1: I was a sick ad for six session, coming lead

694
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: wanting more secon uh man, I love playing any guys

695
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: and God, I think next week will be our last

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00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: recording of the year. So prior to that, if you're

697
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: listening to this, this is right before Christmas of two

698
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: thoe when ship was getting really really bad all over

699
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: the country. But I want to thank all of our

700
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: players for staying at home and being responsible and zooming

701
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: into this here recording, starting with Mr Chris Alvarado, Chris,

702
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: for the holidays, You're gonna get in the car and

703
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: drive away from your home? Is that right? Away? From

704
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: my home to another home? Comfortable, cozy, comfortable, cozy. I've

705
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: done three I've done three COVID tests this week alone,

706
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: the rapid ones. But this afternoon we're doing those deep ones.

707
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: We're doing one of those, going deep um, so we

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00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: can pull into the in laws in health, in good, healthy, Kevin.

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00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: I was just thinking somebody might listen to this in

710
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: ten years from now, that's forty years from this is

711
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 1: a time capsule of a time when the world was imploding, imploding,

712
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: but there's still some good, still some good, some laughs

713
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 1: that we had, some love. But is it weird? Well,

714
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. I love everybody. And if you're

715
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: hearing me, I'm I might be dead if you listen

716
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: to this, and you know one of those will be

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00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 1: I'm dead. Let me tell you right now, I have

718
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: a pretty good head of hair. I feel pretty good

719
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: and wearing a blue hoodie. Maybe you're watching the video

720
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 1: of this can you? But oh he was, I think

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00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: about it. Uh. In lieu of cards and flowers, please

722
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 1: send a fine nancial donation through Patron to Craig to

723
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Speaker 1: cows dot com a toist thing. Thanks thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: This is always so much fun. Happy holidays, Merry Christmas

725
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 1: to everybody. Um, yeah, it's us for ten years from now.

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00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: Uh ten years from now. I you know, I just

727
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: hope to to be surfing. That's really my true love.

728
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: Reading a book a week, um, playing with filters, all

729
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: kinds of crazy stuff that I want to be really

730
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: doing over the next So I just got lunked into

731
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: all crazy stuff. That's cool. I mean I'll be dead

732
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: with anybody driving Craigkowski. Thank you so much, buddy. I

733
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: hope your Christmas is super fantastic. Oh I hope so too.

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Speaker 1: Negative PCR test yesterday. Of course they also waited in

735
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: line next to a lot of potentially sick people. So

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Speaker 1: did you if I've picked up the test, did you

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00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 1: do uh rails with the in laws yet? No? We canceled. Okay, good,

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00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 1: we canceled. Uh yeah no no indoor dining and as

739
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: a Virginia native, always nice to be back in my

740
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 1: home state in podcast. So Joey nailed at accent. That

741
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: was pretty accurate. Yeah, Joey, thanks so much for being

742
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: mostly here. Yeah, I mean I was coming in and out,

743
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: but I think it was just a time loop. If

744
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: you do want to. This is the scare reel here.

745
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: Let's shut into the real gear. Check out Grace O'Malley.

746
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: She's a real life pirate, Irish pirate and uh she

747
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: she was a force to be reckoned with. When you

748
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: say check her out as you have a podcast, she does,

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00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: it's on. I think it's it's on. I far Media.

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00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: Go there. Let's thank Doug Babe, our producer and engineering

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00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: stars Babe. Media part radio is a genius day, and

752
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: I might go try to find that website. Fuck you do,

753
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: that's mine. And be kind to each other. There's a

754
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: fine example of how to as your host. Kevin Pollic,

755
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: I want to thank each and every darn one of

756
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 1: you for looking out for each other, telling everyone you've

757
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: ever met about this podcast. And I hope to see

758
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 1: one of our live shows should they ever happen again.

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Speaker 1: Until next time, somewhere and a football. Hello,