1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show, and 3 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: a fantastic Monday. And yes, we're gonna talk about this 4 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: CBS News CEO stepping down. I'll get to the big 5 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 1: ugly budget. I'll offend everyone when we talk about cruise 6 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 1: ships and the rise in crime. We'll do emails, We'll 7 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: make fun of Chuck Schumer and Hillary Clinton. Oh, that's 8 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: and so much more coming up in the final hour 9 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 1: of the Jesse Kelly Show. Now, this story just makes 10 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: me laugh, and I realize on a larger level it's 11 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: not funny. But you'll see why I find it funny 12 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: in just the moment. It's a big story in the 13 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: media world today that a Wendy McMahon is stepping down. 14 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:09,399 Speaker 1: Now she's CBS's news boss, she's the boss at CBS News. 15 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 1: She's resigning, she's stepping down, she's being forced out. It 16 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: all depends on who you're looking to. But you know 17 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 1: what all this is coming from, right She even said this, 18 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:26,200 Speaker 1: she said, it's become clear that the company and I 19 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: do not agree on the path forward. And I find 20 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 1: this to be unbelievably hilarious and revealing really of how 21 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 1: these people see themselves. So let's recap, shall we. Dome 22 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: Kamala Harris is running for president. Polls aren't looking good, 23 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 1: Nobody likes her, no one's ever liked her, and no 24 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: one didn't like her when they handed her the nomination 25 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: and one point five billion dollars that and Democrats were 26 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: facing serious headwinds because they're soulos demons who opened up 27 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: the border. So she was already she already had an 28 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: uphill battle. So CBS this in and of itself is amazing. 29 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 1: They took their flagship news program sixty minutes and they 30 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: decided they were going to do a long interview that 31 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: would really that really helped Dome anddear herself to the public. 32 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 1: We all know that was the point of the interview. 33 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: But the problem is, we talked about this during the election. 34 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter how many staffers and people, the consultants 35 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: and all these people you have around you, at some 36 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: point in time, the candidate must performs. It doesn't matter 37 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: how much money you have, or how smart your campaign 38 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 1: manager is, or at some point in time you have 39 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: to be able to get up there and just do it. 40 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: You have to be able to speak, you have to 41 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: be able to make people like you. You do so 42 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: sixty minutes knew this, CBS knew this. They asked her 43 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 1: question about Israel. I'm going to play you first. Her 44 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: actual response, This is what she actually said. 45 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 2: It seems a Prime Minister Netanyah who is not listening. 46 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 3: Well, Bill, the work that we have done has resulted 47 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 3: in a number of movements in that region by Israel 48 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 3: that were very much prompted by or a result of 49 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 3: many things, including our advocacy for what needs to happen 50 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:34,239 Speaker 3: in the region. 51 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: What does that mean? It means nothing. And even the 52 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: communists at CBS they sat down after the interview was 53 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: over and they looked at it, and she didn't say anything. 54 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,120 Speaker 1: This is a terrible answer. So what do they do? 55 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 3: Well? 56 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: What have we talked about? You and me? No matter 57 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: how important the job, no matter the pay, no matter 58 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: the uniform, no matter how important the role is, from 59 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: school teacher to general to media executive, it doesn't matter. 60 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 1: A communist is always a communist first, and everything else 61 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: is outside of that. Everything else is secondary. A communist 62 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 1: is a communist first. You're at CBS, you listen to 63 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 1: Dome giving a terrible answer on idiot on Israel. You well, 64 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 1: you're a communist. First, you're not honest. First, you're not 65 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 1: a journalist. First, you're not at CBS. First, you decide 66 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: you're going to do something about that, because the revolution 67 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 1: is what matters. We have to stop trumph. So I 68 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: just played her actual response. But if you tuned into 69 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 1: CBS and watch sixty minutes, this is the response you 70 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: would have heard. 71 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 2: Jeems said Prime Minister Netanyah, who is not listening. 72 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 3: We're not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for 73 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,279 Speaker 3: the United States to be clear about where we stand 74 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:01,039 Speaker 3: on the need for this war to end. 75 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 1: They just grabbed a completely different SoundBite from a completely 76 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 1: different answer, and they cut it and they pasted it 77 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:14,040 Speaker 1: in the interview, and well, they lied, they lied, Now 78 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 1: you know all that that was the background Trump, to 79 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: his credit, I've said repeatedly that the GOP, the right, 80 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: maybe even you have to start getting more litigious. These 81 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: people are all law breakers. You can't have a revolution 82 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: without breaking the law. Communists break the law all the time, 83 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 1: all the time. You should punish them when they do 84 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 1: bad things. Maybe you sue them, maybe you press charges, 85 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,679 Speaker 1: maybe something. But when communists break the law, you should 86 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 1: hurt them for it legally. Legally, legally, you always stay legal, 87 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: So trump suit them for a large quantity of money. 88 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:56,840 Speaker 1: Twenty billion dollar lawsuit. Now, after a lawsuit like this, 89 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:01,719 Speaker 1: here's how it works. I've actually been involved in this before. 90 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: Not me personally, I've never been sued or anything like that, 91 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,159 Speaker 1: but a company I used to work for I was 92 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 1: involved in something like this. So let me explain how 93 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 1: this works. Let's say let's say you your company got 94 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: sued for insulting the color green. I know that's really stupid, 95 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 1: Just stay with me. It makes it easier to understand. 96 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: Your company got sued for twenty billion dollars because the 97 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:33,840 Speaker 1: CEO said something against the color green. Well, eventually you're 98 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: going to settle that lawsuit. But as is laid out 99 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 1: in that lawsuit, your company. Either it's going to be 100 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: laid out in the lawsuit or your company will do 101 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 1: it anyway. You are going to start putting rules into place. 102 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: And what are those rules going to be. Well, once 103 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:51,160 Speaker 1: you get dragged through the courts and have to pay 104 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 1: a settlement and have to pay lawyers, you're looking at 105 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 1: the bottom line, and you're looking the money you just 106 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 1: shelled out. You don't ever want to have to deal 107 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,479 Speaker 1: with something like that ever again. And so what you 108 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: do is you send out an emphatic memo to the 109 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: entire entire company. In fact, you probably have in person 110 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:11,120 Speaker 1: meetings with the whole company, and you tell every single 111 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: one of them in no uncertain terms. Listen up, you 112 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 1: freaking morons. If one person utters the slightest, slightest negative 113 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: word against the color green, you're all fired immediately, and 114 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: I'll make sure you never work in this town again. 115 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: That's how it works when big companies get sued and 116 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: they get cost a fortune for something. So for CBS, 117 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 1: it wasn't that they insulted the color green. It was 118 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,360 Speaker 1: that they completely lied and edited an interview so a 119 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 1: Democrat could win an election. That's why they did it. 120 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: Trump sued them. Now CBS now they're having to hand 121 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: out rules to all their programs, including sixty minutes. And 122 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:57,760 Speaker 1: what would those rules be? Hey, please don't cut and 123 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: paste a completely different answer are on to a different 124 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: question to make it look like somebody said something they 125 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 1: didn't because we're gonna get sued. So basically, guys, don't 126 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 1: tell any more. Outright lies, so a democrat can win. 127 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 1: If you do that, it's gonna cost us money. And 128 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 1: if you do that, you're going to be fired. All that, 129 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,280 Speaker 1: and the response from the CEO was, it's become clear 130 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 1: the company and I do not agree on a path forward. 131 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,319 Speaker 1: Let me tell you why I find that completely hilarious. 132 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:42,320 Speaker 1: Even powerful people in America's media CEO of CBS News, 133 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:48,400 Speaker 1: they can't function without lying. Isn't that such an easy 134 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:54,480 Speaker 1: directive to follow? Hey, don't lie. Don't edit this and 135 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:57,559 Speaker 1: make it look like someone said that our only rule 136 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 1: is please don't lie. How's the rule she was given? 137 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,800 Speaker 1: And she throws her hands up, Well, I don't know 138 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: how I'm supposed to work under these conditions. How am 139 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,920 Speaker 1: I supposed to do journalism if I'm not allowed to 140 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:14,679 Speaker 1: tell outright lies? That's what journalism is. This is ridiculous. 141 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: But again back to how they. 142 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 4: Think are reverence for the truth might become might have 143 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:23,480 Speaker 4: become a bit of a distraction that is preventing us 144 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:27,480 Speaker 4: from finding consensus and getting important things done. 145 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: The truth is completely unimportant. What matters is the revolution 146 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:38,680 Speaker 1: and if your candidate, who's going to push your revolution forward? 147 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,360 Speaker 1: Answers a question like this. 148 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 2: It seems that Prime Minister Netanya who is not listening. 149 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:50,239 Speaker 3: Well, Bill, the work that we have done has resulted 150 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:55,960 Speaker 3: in a number of movements in that region by Israel 151 00:09:56,080 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 3: that were very much prompted by or a result of 152 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:05,920 Speaker 3: many things, including our advocacy for what needs to happen 153 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,480 Speaker 3: in the region. 154 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:12,440 Speaker 1: You can't let that stand. It may be true, but 155 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 1: it's bad for the revolution. So you cut and you 156 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,080 Speaker 1: paste and you show the public this. 157 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:22,720 Speaker 2: But it seems that Prime Minister NETANYAHUO is not listening. 158 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 3: We're not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for 159 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:28,920 Speaker 3: the United States to be clear about where we stand 160 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,800 Speaker 3: on the need for this war to end. 161 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:36,560 Speaker 1: All they do is lie about everything everything, all right, 162 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,720 Speaker 1: I'm going to offend some people when I talk about 163 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:43,160 Speaker 1: cruise ships. Cruise ships next, and then we'll do some emails. 164 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 1: But I'm also I'm going to make your life better 165 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,719 Speaker 1: before I offend you. Isn't that nice. 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Okay, first, I'm certainly not a 193 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:38,120 Speaker 1: cruise ship expert, but I've been on two. Both times 194 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,840 Speaker 1: I was on a cruise. Well, the first time I 195 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,959 Speaker 1: was on a cruise, I was dead broke. The second 196 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,800 Speaker 1: time I was. 197 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:47,720 Speaker 2: Poor. 198 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,800 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say dead broke, but poor, probably not even 199 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,800 Speaker 1: probably not even flirting with middle class. So I know 200 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:59,560 Speaker 1: not only cruises. I can only testify to low end cruises. 201 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,760 Speaker 1: There are really nice ones out there. I've never been 202 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:07,920 Speaker 1: on one before, two low end cruises. Let me explain something. 203 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,679 Speaker 1: There are things you're getting with a cruise and there 204 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,320 Speaker 1: are things you're not getting with a cruise. The cruise 205 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,560 Speaker 1: benefits are, well, you only have to unpack once. You 206 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,200 Speaker 1: get to see a bunch of different places, but you 207 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,679 Speaker 1: have one room for whatever, four or five days, however 208 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 1: long you're on the cruise. It's nice, hey, unpacked once, 209 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:31,920 Speaker 1: good deal, good deal. But there aren't that many benefits 210 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:38,440 Speaker 1: on the ones I've been on because they're cheap. Listen, 211 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:44,080 Speaker 1: we don't like talking about this because money makes everybody uncomfortable. 212 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,960 Speaker 1: If you have it, you should never brag about it. 213 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,840 Speaker 1: If you're poor, you shouldn't feel bad about it. Money 214 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 1: comes and money goes. All we've all been there, ups 215 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:58,760 Speaker 1: and downs. But whatever amount of money you have, you 216 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,720 Speaker 1: should never go on a cruise unless you can afford 217 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:07,560 Speaker 1: a nice cruise and a nice room. People blow their 218 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 1: money on things to get in to places they don't 219 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: want to be, and you do it because it sounds nice. 220 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,200 Speaker 1: You know why crime rates have risen on cruises because 221 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,120 Speaker 1: the dollars it costs to go on a cruise have 222 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,400 Speaker 1: gone down, not up. If you go down to Miami, 223 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,680 Speaker 1: for instance, you can see cruise ship after cruise ship. 224 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,640 Speaker 1: They're stacked up like sardines there, and they're not all 225 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:38,480 Speaker 1: going off to some fancy Caribbean island or something like that. 226 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,760 Speaker 1: Some of them are popping in one or two quick places. 227 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,880 Speaker 1: It's a two or three day cruise for ninety nine 228 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 1: dollars a night. If you are on a cruise ship 229 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,840 Speaker 1: and it costs best Western prices to get on the 230 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,200 Speaker 1: cruise ship, you were on that cruise ship, not with 231 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 1: lovely people who share your values vacationing. You're on that 232 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:03,480 Speaker 1: cruise ship with criminal or criminal adjacent people, and it's 233 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:08,680 Speaker 1: going to be a gross, vulgar, horrible experience. And you 234 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,080 Speaker 1: should have instead through the family in the car and 235 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,200 Speaker 1: drove down to the beach for a nice, long weekend 236 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 1: of peace and quiet. You went on the cruise, but 237 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:22,400 Speaker 1: you went with the half priced crowd, and the half 238 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 1: priced crowd is going to get you a half priced 239 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 1: experience every single time. The second time I went on 240 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,560 Speaker 1: a cruise, you couldn't even get into the pool because 241 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,400 Speaker 1: of the film of oil over the top. It looked 242 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,520 Speaker 1: like the Exxon Valdez crashed into the pool in the 243 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:45,240 Speaker 1: cruise ship. That's how vile the entire thing was. One dude, 244 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:49,160 Speaker 1: there was a brough. We went one night to the 245 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,080 Speaker 1: club in there, and it was Ob and I and 246 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 1: we went down there and we thought, hey, let's go 247 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,320 Speaker 1: get a cocktail. Maybe all sweeper off her feet. Even 248 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,720 Speaker 1: though Bob says, I'm like dancing with the grizzly Bear. 249 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: We were there for two minutes and this ghettoed out 250 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: fest had a brawl because some dude reached his hand 251 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:11,440 Speaker 1: back and hit his woman on the dan's floor. It 252 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:16,640 Speaker 1: was a disaster in every way unless you have the 253 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:20,920 Speaker 1: money to spend a lot of it. Do not go 254 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: on a cruise because you are trapped there with the 255 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:32,240 Speaker 1: dregs of society and you must in life price out 256 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,400 Speaker 1: the riff raft. You want a good example of this, 257 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,200 Speaker 1: I'll give you one more example of this. You want 258 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 1: to make flying more bearable, go become a member of 259 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:49,280 Speaker 1: something to get into the airport lounges. You did. You 260 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:53,400 Speaker 1: know you can do this for like zero cost. Let's 261 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,800 Speaker 1: say I'm just gonna use Delta as an example. You 262 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,560 Speaker 1: know that Delta. I'm sure they have a Visa or 263 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,360 Speaker 1: a master Card. I'm not looking this up, but they 264 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,000 Speaker 1: have a major credit card. And if you have a 265 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 1: credit card, you can just get a Delta credit card. 266 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,560 Speaker 1: I know because my buddy has one. Actually I think 267 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,800 Speaker 1: his is United. He didn't do anything special. He's not 268 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,639 Speaker 1: filthy rich, but when he goes to the airport, he 269 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:18,920 Speaker 1: gets to go into the United lounge. His bathrooms are clean, 270 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: the food is free. If he wants a cocktail word two, 271 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,800 Speaker 1: he can sip on that while you and I are 272 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:28,520 Speaker 1: out in the main airport, dodging people's pee in the toilet. 273 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,280 Speaker 1: Paying twenty five dollars for a glass of orange juice. 274 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,320 Speaker 1: Do you know why the lounge is a little better. 275 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:41,000 Speaker 1: It didn't even really cost money, but you elevated your 276 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:45,040 Speaker 1: circumstances above those around you. And what you did was 277 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 1: you took the bottom five ten percent of society and 278 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,119 Speaker 1: you left them out at Cinnabon with the rest of 279 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: us while you are enjoying clean bathrooms and phone chargers 280 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 1: and everything else. Price out the riff rafft in whatever 281 00:18:02,119 --> 00:18:04,720 Speaker 1: way you can in your life, Trust me, it makes 282 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:08,679 Speaker 1: it better. Chris telling you airport lounge, my friend Airport lounge, 283 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,240 Speaker 1: did Chris even Chris said, I swear on my life verbatim. 284 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,439 Speaker 1: This is Jewish producer Chris, and he said, worth the money. 285 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,119 Speaker 1: It's worth the freaking money. Believe me, worth the money. 286 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 1: Price out the riff raft And if you're looking for 287 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:26,400 Speaker 1: a good employee, you need to use ZipRecruiter. ZipRecruiter would 288 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,840 Speaker 1: tell you the same thing you see ziprecruiters the hiring 289 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,119 Speaker 1: side employers prefer the most. For a reason. It's the 290 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 1: one employees prefer the most. Will you go post your job. 291 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,560 Speaker 1: Let's say you're thinking about posting a job on ZipRecruiter 292 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 1: right now. The next candidate the one you want. He's 293 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,160 Speaker 1: already there. She's already there. She's already she's already got 294 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 1: her job posted. Would you post the job? ZipRecruiter matches you. 295 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:57,439 Speaker 1: You do these little video calls and four out of 296 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,959 Speaker 1: five find somebody on the first that's ridiculous. Eighty percent 297 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Speaker 1: on the first day, your next employee is waiting for you. 298 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:13,560 Speaker 1: ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse allows you to try zip 299 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,880 Speaker 1: intro for free. That's the back to back video call thing. 300 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:22,640 Speaker 1: ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. Stop taking an ad out 301 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: in the paper. Nobody reads that anymore. Stop asking friends 302 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:30,679 Speaker 1: and posting notes on the door. ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. 303 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:38,840 Speaker 1: Let's talk about the bill next. Jesse Kelly returns. Next 304 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:44,920 Speaker 1: it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday Memory. 305 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,440 Speaker 1: If you miss any part of the show, you can 306 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:51,359 Speaker 1: download the whole thing iheard Spotify, iTunes, and yes, Chris, 307 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 1: if you want to watch me do the show, you 308 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,880 Speaker 1: can watch me do the radio show at Jesse Kellyshow 309 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:02,200 Speaker 1: dot com. Right Chris and you click on the video link. 310 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 1: Chris tells me it's easy that anybody can do it. 311 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:10,000 Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com and what Chris, what you just said? 312 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:14,119 Speaker 1: It was almost anybody, but maybe not me. You know, 313 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,600 Speaker 1: that's rude, Chris. That's right. I bet you could do it. 314 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,880 Speaker 1: I bet you I could do it easily. Maybe not easily, 315 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,199 Speaker 1: but oh yes, I did hear the story and I 316 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,159 Speaker 1: did see the video. You can stop emailing me about it. 317 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,600 Speaker 1: About that big sailing ship, the big next Mexican Navy 318 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,399 Speaker 1: ship that crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge. It was the 319 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,200 Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bridge, so it's New York City. Everybody's got a camera. 320 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,119 Speaker 1: I bet you I watched the video from a thousand 321 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,359 Speaker 1: different angles. Chuck Schumer said this about it. 322 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,920 Speaker 5: The Trump administration has been meddling in US Coast Guard operations, 323 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:52,159 Speaker 5: from staffing to command and comms. And I have the 324 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:56,639 Speaker 5: general sense of a doge dysfunction in parts of the 325 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,959 Speaker 5: Coast Guard. We know that there has been meddling by 326 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,800 Speaker 5: the Trump administration. 327 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,879 Speaker 1: In obviously he's just lying about it and doing what 328 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,600 Speaker 1: they always do, trying to find a way to blame Trump. 329 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,120 Speaker 1: But I will say Mexican Navy ship. Maybe you thought 330 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 1: we didn't have any sources, We actually do have a 331 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:19,440 Speaker 1: little bit of audio from that day a Yai yai yai. 332 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:25,680 Speaker 6: I am the Fritto bundito yagye. I like brito stornchips. 333 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,400 Speaker 2: I love them. 334 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 4: I do. 335 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 5: I want Britto scornchits. 336 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:34,480 Speaker 6: I'll get them from you. I yi yai yi oh, 337 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 6: I amd fritto buantito. Give me Britto scornchips, and I'll 338 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:45,919 Speaker 6: be your friends, the Fritto buntito. You must not uptain munch, munch, 339 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 6: munch a bunch of pritos. 340 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:54,440 Speaker 1: So do with that what you will. Now, I have 341 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,200 Speaker 1: something kind of crappy to talk about, so I'm not 342 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,320 Speaker 1: going to spend very long on it. The bill up. 343 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:04,520 Speaker 1: You've heard me already rant and rave about. You can 344 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,639 Speaker 1: call it a big, beautiful bill all you want, but 345 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,639 Speaker 1: there's no such thing as a beautiful bill that is big, 346 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 1: not from a corrupt institution like this Congress. It's not 347 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,680 Speaker 1: humanly possible. They will do what corrupt, evil people always do. 348 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,840 Speaker 1: They'll take a few things they know you want and 349 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,159 Speaker 1: I want, and they'll throw them in the bill, and 350 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,880 Speaker 1: then they'll fill up the bill with corruption that allows 351 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,439 Speaker 1: them to buy votes. That's what all this is. I 352 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,200 Speaker 1: have bad news, and I have worse news. The bad 353 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:39,479 Speaker 1: news is the fiscal hawks in the House and the 354 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:46,639 Speaker 1: Senate have gone from fairly quietly complaining about this to 355 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:52,800 Speaker 1: loudly screaming about the entire thing. I actually had a 356 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,080 Speaker 1: chance to talk to Senator Ron Johnson earlier today, and 357 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,320 Speaker 1: that was probably as angry as I think I've ever 358 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:04,320 Speaker 1: seen Senator Ron Johnson, if I'm being honest. Ron Johnson 359 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 1: put up some long video online showing well, this is 360 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,040 Speaker 1: what he put up online. I want to do what 361 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,280 Speaker 1: has not been done in twenty four years. Balance the 362 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,200 Speaker 1: federal budget. 363 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,040 Speaker 2: We're going to balance. 364 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,200 Speaker 1: We have to cut spending. We don't have a revenue 365 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,400 Speaker 1: problem this country. Revenues are up, fact, they're up at 366 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,200 Speaker 1: historic levels. What we have is a spending problem. 367 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 5: Reduced the size and scope of government, make it work 368 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,560 Speaker 5: more efficiently and effectively for the American people. 369 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,720 Speaker 2: He wants to balance the budget. I know I do too. 370 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 1: We do not have a revenue problem in the United 371 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,240 Speaker 1: States of America. 372 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 2: We have a spending problem. 373 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 1: But Ron Johnson wasn't putting that up as a compliment. 374 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,760 Speaker 1: He was putting that up to say, what happened to 375 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,840 Speaker 1: all this kind of rhetoric. As we get closer and 376 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:51,560 Speaker 1: closer and closer to the passage of something. Something is 377 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,680 Speaker 1: happening that is as predictable as the rising and setting 378 00:23:55,800 --> 00:24:00,960 Speaker 1: of the sun. The bill is getting worse and worse 379 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:05,360 Speaker 1: and worse as the deadline looms. And you know why 380 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 1: this is. I don't have to insult your intelligence, but 381 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,720 Speaker 1: just in case you're a little confused, why would the 382 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,280 Speaker 1: bill get worse? Well, remember there are a bunch of 383 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,560 Speaker 1: soulis evil demons who work in the House and the 384 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,600 Speaker 1: Senate and their staffers too, lobbyists all that the worst 385 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:27,919 Speaker 1: when they sense your desperation, when they start hearing things like, 386 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,919 Speaker 1: we have to pass something. Let's just get it done. 387 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,560 Speaker 1: Let's get it done by Tuesday. Hey, let's get this 388 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,520 Speaker 1: passed by Wednesday. No later than Friday. We have to 389 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,520 Speaker 1: get it done. We're down to twenty four hours. You 390 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:46,879 Speaker 1: know what they hear, Opportunity is what they hear. The 391 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,639 Speaker 1: second politicians start talking about how desperate they are to 392 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 1: get something done, just pass something through, then all the 393 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,600 Speaker 1: corrupt demons in Washington, d C. To send like the 394 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,160 Speaker 1: local as they are, and they start packing as much 395 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,399 Speaker 1: evil filth into that bill as they possibly can because 396 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,720 Speaker 1: they believe you are desperate now and we'll have to 397 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 1: vote on it anyway, And so as the deadlines get closer, 398 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 1: the bills get worse. That's what you need to remember 399 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,920 Speaker 1: and take away from this. As deadlines get closer, the 400 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:28,200 Speaker 1: bills get worse. It's happened every single time I've ever 401 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,320 Speaker 1: watched this stuff. The bill never gets better, it never 402 00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,960 Speaker 1: gets trimmed down. It gets worse and worse and worse 403 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,640 Speaker 1: and worse and worse as more corruption gets thrown in, 404 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,000 Speaker 1: and more corruption gets thrown in, and more corruption gets 405 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,879 Speaker 1: thrown in. And I want you to remember that. I 406 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 1: want you to remember that the next time a politician, 407 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:53,159 Speaker 1: any politician, gets up and starts bragging about Doge. I 408 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 1: don't care who they are, if they wear a Republican 409 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 1: tag and they get up and they're bragging about Doge 410 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,879 Speaker 1: found this, and Doge stop this and Dose stop that. 411 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,880 Speaker 1: If that's a Republican who votes for this crap, that 412 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:13,160 Speaker 1: Republican is full of crap. Because what this does, this 413 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:18,840 Speaker 1: big beautiful bill, is it funds every single penny of 414 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 1: that corruption. The ugly truth about those is nobody snapped 415 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,040 Speaker 1: their fingers and decided to start sending millions of dollars 416 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:35,959 Speaker 1: to Guatemala for tranny surgeries. Congress authorized that money in 417 00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,840 Speaker 1: bills just like this one. That money is actually legal. 418 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 1: Did you know that most of it legal and authorized? 419 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,959 Speaker 1: And that process happens during what we're going through right now. 420 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,639 Speaker 1: And do keep that in mind if you're one of 421 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,080 Speaker 1: these people who keeps emailing me saying, just get it passed. 422 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,280 Speaker 1: That's how we get corruption. That kind of talk and 423 00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 1: that kind of thing is exactly how we get the 424 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,199 Speaker 1: criminality you're angry about. Just pass something. We have to 425 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,560 Speaker 1: pass something. You know who hears you saying that all 426 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,840 Speaker 1: the criminal scumbags in DC and they start licking their 427 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,920 Speaker 1: lips and thinking about all the criminality they're going to 428 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 1: stuff in that bill. Why because they hear people saying, 429 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,400 Speaker 1: pass something. I don't care what it is. Oh, they're 430 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,920 Speaker 1: going to pass something, Oh you bet they will. They're 431 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,280 Speaker 1: going to pass the same corruption they've been campaigning against, 432 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 1: like they always do. As I said before many times, 433 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:44,879 Speaker 1: Democrats are the creators of Washington DC corruption and Republicans 434 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:49,520 Speaker 1: are the protectors of it. Period. It's true. It's true, Chris, 435 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,639 Speaker 1: shake your head all you want. I might make a 436 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,160 Speaker 1: bumper sticker. Chris, that's a great line. Maybe I will 437 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,640 Speaker 1: make a bumper sticker and right under it it'll say 438 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,480 Speaker 1: sponsored by Rough Greens because what I love. My dog 439 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,000 Speaker 1: Fred is having a pretty tough time right now too, 440 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,840 Speaker 1: and so we're going to be there for him. If 441 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:14,520 Speaker 1: you're asking, what's wrong, Oh, my mom left, And when 442 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 1: my mom comes and visits Fred, because he's a moron, 443 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,959 Speaker 1: convinces himself every time that she's moving in and that 444 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,880 Speaker 1: she will love on him all day long, every day 445 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,760 Speaker 1: for the rest of his life. And then when she leaves, 446 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,359 Speaker 1: which she always does, yet he never sees it coming. 447 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,600 Speaker 1: When she leaves, then he whimpers and stares out the 448 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,880 Speaker 1: front door for two or three days. And we're right 449 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 1: in the middle of that process right now. So say 450 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,920 Speaker 1: a prayer for Fred and give your dog some rough Greens. 451 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,280 Speaker 1: Your dog doesn't get any nutrition from dog food. It's dead. 452 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,920 Speaker 1: It's brown because it's dead, it's garbage. Sprinkle rough Greens 453 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,480 Speaker 1: on your dog's food and let it come alive. Let 454 00:28:55,520 --> 00:29:00,800 Speaker 1: your dog stay alive longer. Eight three three three three. 455 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,840 Speaker 1: My dog gets you a free jumpstart trial bag or 456 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:10,160 Speaker 1: Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back fighting for 457 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:17,440 Speaker 1: your freedom every day. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is 458 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly 459 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,760 Speaker 1: Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday. Remember you can email 460 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 1: the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And you 461 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,440 Speaker 1: know what I really do enjoy because Hillary Clinton just 462 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:39,280 Speaker 1: got up and did it again. I enjoy. I enjoy 463 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:44,840 Speaker 1: these lifelong Democrats who do the speaking tour thing to 464 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,680 Speaker 1: stay relevant. Because what's Hillary Clinton gonna do? Does she 465 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,000 Speaker 1: want to stay home and watch Bill have to hide 466 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,720 Speaker 1: from her? No, of course not. Hillary wants stuff to do. 467 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,840 Speaker 1: She's used to be in famous and Secretary of State 468 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,680 Speaker 1: and senator and first Lady. She's used to be important, 469 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,880 Speaker 1: and so she's not going to sit at home. She's 470 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,360 Speaker 1: not going to be bored. This is someone who doesn't 471 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,360 Speaker 1: have any real passions outside of killing people. So she's 472 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,640 Speaker 1: somebody who's going to make sure she stays in the 473 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:16,280 Speaker 1: public eye. But when they do this, they always, always, 474 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,760 Speaker 1: always end up saying things that they were supposed to 475 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,400 Speaker 1: keep quiet and things they have kept quiet for most 476 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,520 Speaker 1: of their career. But they get honest because there's nothing 477 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,440 Speaker 1: for them to lose. Now, there's no other elections for 478 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:31,160 Speaker 1: Hillary to lose. She's all done, all washed up. But 479 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,560 Speaker 1: she was talking about Trump and Vance on stage. 480 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,760 Speaker 7: Here she will basically send a message most exemplified by 481 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,520 Speaker 7: Vance and Musk and others, that you know, what we 482 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,960 Speaker 7: really need from you women are more children. And what 483 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,280 Speaker 7: that really means is you should go back to doing 484 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,400 Speaker 7: what you were born to do, which is to produce 485 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,040 Speaker 7: more children. 486 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,480 Speaker 1: But if you had read thing right. 487 00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,320 Speaker 7: The Heritage Foundation's Project twenty twenty five, despite trying saying 488 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,959 Speaker 7: he knew nothing about it, if you had read it, 489 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,720 Speaker 7: it's all in there. It's all in there. Return to 490 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 7: the family, the nuclear family, return to being a Christian nation, 491 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,480 Speaker 7: returned to you know, producing a lot of children. 492 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,760 Speaker 1: Listen, just all thattter, keep going. Listen to the disdain 493 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,720 Speaker 1: she has for the things she just described. Doesn't matter 494 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,720 Speaker 1: whether you are those things or whether you believe in 495 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,840 Speaker 1: those things. Listen to her disdain for the Nuclear Family 496 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,320 Speaker 1: of a sounded like it was a big lookie. She 497 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,720 Speaker 1: couldn't wait to get out of her mouth. The Nuclear 498 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,640 Speaker 1: fa a lugie, Chris, when you do the call that 499 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:43,960 Speaker 1: a lugie lugi, it's not lugie, it's lugie. No, it's 500 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,600 Speaker 1: not Cory, are you agreeing with him? You think it's 501 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 1: a lugi I disagree, it's a lugie haka lugie, you 502 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 1: know what whatever. 503 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,520 Speaker 7: Which is sort of odd because the people who produce 504 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,719 Speaker 7: the most children in our country are immigrants, and they 505 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 7: want to deport them. So none of this adds up. 506 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,240 Speaker 7: But you know, one of the reasons why our economy 507 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:09,760 Speaker 7: did so much better than comparable advanced economies across the 508 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,640 Speaker 7: world is because we actually had a replenishment because we 509 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:18,360 Speaker 7: had a lot of immigrants, legally and undocumented who had 510 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:24,000 Speaker 7: a you know, larger than normal by American standards, family. 511 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 1: So they just can't help themselves. Well, they say, American 512 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,000 Speaker 1: women are supposed to get married and have a nuclear family. 513 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,800 Speaker 1: That's why we import foreign slave labor. So you don't 514 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,640 Speaker 1: have to go back and actually have a family. You 515 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,520 Speaker 1: make sure you keep your nose to the grind and 516 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:48,000 Speaker 1: avoid all that. Hey, Pedro, are you and Loupegan have 517 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,880 Speaker 1: any more kids? We need you. Someone's got to pick 518 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:56,160 Speaker 1: these strawberries, thanks, Pedro. That's how they think. They don't 519 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,760 Speaker 1: even really hide it all that well, it's how they think. Jesse, 520 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,200 Speaker 1: I listened to you just discussing how the communists have 521 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,840 Speaker 1: taken over history classes, and how important it is to 522 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,800 Speaker 1: be careful which history classes our kids take. There's a 523 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,440 Speaker 1: lefty anti trumper on X who recently mentioned he has 524 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,840 Speaker 1: a minor in history. I'd rather not give you his name, 525 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,040 Speaker 1: since I don't want this person to get any more attention. 526 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,800 Speaker 1: But the guy with the history miner is one of 527 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:27,440 Speaker 1: the nastiest left wing people. Okay, well, let me ask 528 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:34,720 Speaker 1: you something. Why meaning why is that guy in history? 529 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:41,640 Speaker 1: Why'd he do it? Because he knew he knew if 530 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 1: he went into history, perhaps taught history, it would create 531 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:51,800 Speaker 1: an opportunity for him to be a warrior for the evolution. 532 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:56,200 Speaker 1: Does that history guy see himself as a history guy first? 533 00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,440 Speaker 1: Of course not. That's the costume he gets to wear. 534 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:05,920 Speaker 1: He's their communist revolutionary first, and he knows his role 535 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:10,720 Speaker 1: as a history professor, history teacher it's going to allow 536 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,520 Speaker 1: him to help the revolution. One of the greatest aids 537 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,880 Speaker 1: Democrats have had in this country is the ability, actually 538 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,120 Speaker 1: the greatest aid they've had in this country is their 539 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,440 Speaker 1: ability to educate your children. And how bad America sucks. 540 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,680 Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll give you a real quick example 541 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,120 Speaker 1: before we get out of here. It's a local thing, 542 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,520 Speaker 1: but in our local area, not right by me. It's 543 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,279 Speaker 1: a couple of towns over. But there's one of those 544 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,600 Speaker 1: Montessori schools, a private, kind of a custom school that's 545 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:43,800 Speaker 1: being built. And it's being built right across the street 546 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 1: from a public school. I think it's a junior high. 547 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. My kids aren't going to either one 548 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,200 Speaker 1: of them, but right across the street from a public school. 549 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:57,440 Speaker 1: The neighborhood Democrats are loudly protesting the building of the Montessori. 550 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:02,880 Speaker 1: Why oh, just because it's a school that's outside of 551 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,919 Speaker 1: their control. The Montsori hasn't done anything. It's not even 552 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,920 Speaker 1: a religious one or something that would bother Democrats a lot. 553 00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:15,239 Speaker 1: The very thought of children escaping the anti American indoctrination 554 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,839 Speaker 1: they get in public school angers democrats. That's how much 555 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,760 Speaker 1: control in educating people in the hatred of this country, 556 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,000 Speaker 1: that's how much it means to them. And they know it. 557 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,040 Speaker 1: You know who doesn't hate the country? Those pure talk? 558 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:33,680 Speaker 1: Do you realize that? And have you ever heard of 559 00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:40,200 Speaker 1: an Allegiance flag? It's an American flag, only it's made 560 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:45,960 Speaker 1: in America. Allegiance flag made in America why is this special? 561 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,959 Speaker 1: Pure Talk's got a little mission going on. You see, 562 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,440 Speaker 1: we have all these holidays coming up, the Memorial Day, this, 563 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,720 Speaker 1: we just had Armed Forces Day. It's the patriotic holiday season. 564 00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,880 Speaker 1: Pure Talks giving a thousand of these ee Egian's flags 565 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,560 Speaker 1: to veterans. Isn't that freaking cool? A portion of every 566 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,560 Speaker 1: sale goes to buying a veteran a Maiden America flag. 567 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,919 Speaker 1: They have plans starting at just twenty five bucks a month. 568 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,480 Speaker 1: You don't need Verizon at and T or T mobile. 569 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,000 Speaker 1: Pure talk has everything you need. And Pure Talk cares 570 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:23,520 Speaker 1: about America. Pick up your phone dial pound two five 571 00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:30,320 Speaker 1: zero and say Jesse Kelly, pound two five zero, Say 572 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,399 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, take you ten minutes. Switch And now here's 573 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,040 Speaker 1: a headline by go you know, you know the thing 574 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:45,759 Speaker 1: headlines we didn't get to bankrupt. Hooters gets a lifeline 575 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:50,879 Speaker 1: from Hulk Hogan's Real American Beer Company. That really might 576 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,560 Speaker 1: be the most American headline in the history of this country. 577 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,000 Speaker 1: Who on the brink of collapse admits it may never 578 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:03,080 Speaker 1: recover after a major funding withdrawal of all the other 579 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,799 Speaker 1: things Trump has done, all the good, the bad, or 580 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,319 Speaker 1: the ugly. One of the great things he's done that 581 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,319 Speaker 1: he got no credit for whatsoever, is pulling all of 582 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,240 Speaker 1: our money out of that evil, corrupt institution. Good for Trump. 583 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:20,040 Speaker 1: Supreme Court will allow Trump to Trump administration to end 584 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:24,839 Speaker 1: the TPS program for Venezuelans. That's what kept the Venezuelans 585 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,719 Speaker 1: protected from deportation. I guess I'm supposed to celebrate that. 586 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:36,719 Speaker 1: But we're allowed to deport foreigners now, zeeh. Anyway, that's 587 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:36,960 Speaker 1: all