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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's sign for your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret text in four one oh six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything

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Speaker 1: you want, literally anything. Nobody knows who you are. Your

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Speaker 1: voice isn't as recognizable as you think it is. Also,

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Speaker 1: we keep everybody anonymous, so nobody will know that it's

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Speaker 1: you telling your dirty little secret. That's why everybody gets

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Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now

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Speaker 1: to tell us the dirty little secret. Because English Evan

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Speaker 1: are you hello? English? Even? Where is English even? Nope?

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Speaker 1: Not here. His nose has been running all morning, so

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Speaker 1: he's been good about it. It's not back yet. He's

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom still. So English Evans running nose is

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Speaker 1: actually on the phone. Hello, English Evans, runny knows how

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Speaker 1: are you? Hello? Hi? You sound pretty good for a

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Speaker 1: runny nose. Thank you very much. Yeah, no problem. So

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Well? I okay, So my

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Speaker 1: husband and I we like to go out to eat

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Speaker 1: pretty often, and I mean everyone knows there's a huge

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Speaker 1: weight at all these restaurants now, and the weights have

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Speaker 1: been so bad lately. Yeah, well, okay, better, I feel

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Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, when since things have like opened up,

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Speaker 1: but the capacity thing was like it was a struggle

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Speaker 1: to even like find anywhere to eat. Right when they

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Speaker 1: first started barely opening up restaurants and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we're at two percent capacity, so we can only allow

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Speaker 1: one of you in at a time. Or but now

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Speaker 1: that people can actually go out, restaurants seem to be packed,

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Speaker 1: which is good thing for the economy, but like a

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Speaker 1: bad thing if you want to if you're impatient like me,

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Speaker 1: I don't like waiting at all. Yeah, I actually I

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Speaker 1: hate waiting. I really can't stand the weight, and like

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Speaker 1: sometimes it's a long wait, like not just like five minutes.

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Speaker 1: I mean we're talking our weight, yeah, but whatever. So

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Speaker 1: usually what we do to try to like speed that

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Speaker 1: weight up. I guess you can say is when we

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Speaker 1: walk in, I'll go put my name down, and he'll

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Speaker 1: kind of hang back a little bit, and you know,

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Speaker 1: he will go up to the host to stand with

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Speaker 1: me and go by myself. Let me say, if I

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Speaker 1: can guess it, Okay, while you're distracting the host with

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Speaker 1: giving them a name, right they're talking to you, he

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Speaker 1: hangs back, You distract them, and then he runs in

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Speaker 1: the restaurant and sits down at an open table and

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Speaker 1: still like a no. But that is a pretty good

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Speaker 1: idea though, But no, we don't do that. So what

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Speaker 1: do you do? Well, I mean, I guess some would

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Speaker 1: maybe consider it similar, but no, Okay, so you know,

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Speaker 1: I'll go up to the host to stand and let's

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Speaker 1: say like ten to fifteen minutes later, they call a name,

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Speaker 1: and let's say it's John, you know, and if no

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Speaker 1: one gets up right away, we'll get up and say, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's our table, and we'll claim the table unless someone

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Speaker 1: John comes up, whoever's table it is. Then I'll just

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Speaker 1: act confuse and me like, oh, I'm so sorry. I

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Speaker 1: thought they sit John, you know, my husband's name. And

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Speaker 1: so you jack somebody else's table. Yeah, you're table jacking.

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Speaker 1: You act like it was your name, but you know

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Speaker 1: it's not. I mean, you know, people leave, so you know,

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Speaker 1: we think that's the best way to get the table,

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Speaker 1: you know. And to be fair, I'll say this, we

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Speaker 1: don't get caught as often as you think. I mean,

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Speaker 1: there's been a few times, and you know, obviously we

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Speaker 1: miss out on the table. But for the most part,

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Speaker 1: this is a system that really works. From well, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: that's a life hack right there. I think we will

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Speaker 1: start doing that when we go to restaurants. Well, we

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Speaker 1: don't really need to, yeah, because the rests we go to,

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Speaker 1: I mean, now they're like open, they don't really have

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Speaker 1: a weight, right, But if they did, and they know us,

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Speaker 1: and they just said, they actually get us in line

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Speaker 1: before other people, I think that's true. But we go

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Speaker 1: to the same place Alex and I remember, by the way,

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Speaker 1: if he didn't know that, I have to say that

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Speaker 1: for a new listeners, they didn't know that. If you're

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Speaker 1: an old listener already knows that a noisy, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I have to say that. We were married, so we

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Speaker 1: go off to dinner a lot together because that's what

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Speaker 1: married people do. Well sometimes some don't ever. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: we always go to like the same two places, so

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Speaker 1: we never have to wait there anyway, because they're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you're pretty much keeping the restaurant alive, so you get

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Speaker 1: a table when you show up. See, you guys have

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Speaker 1: your own mack there. We just go to the one

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Speaker 1: same place every single time. Well, thank you very much

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Speaker 1: for your lifetack and your dirty little secret. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: letting me share. I can't believe I just said that,

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Speaker 1: thank you. If I'm ever at a restaurant and I

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Speaker 1: put my name in and they called Jubil and someone

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Speaker 1: else stands up and pretends it's they're me, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: know it's you because of you. Yeah, it would be me.

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Speaker 1: It would definitely be me. What's your dirty little secret,