Speaker 1: Did you watch the Joe Rogan Netflix special?
Speaker 2: I downloaded it because I was like I should, I
Speaker 2: should download this and like why bro, because people are
Speaker 2: gonna watch it?
Speaker 1: Bro, the worst thing I have ever really fucking like,
Speaker 1: he couldn't even be bothered to hump the stool. No,
Speaker 1: he couldn't even be bothered to hump the stool.
Speaker 2: I feel like they shot him to make him look short.
Speaker 2: I feel like he is like coming out as a
Speaker 2: tiny man and that.
Speaker 1: Dude, he just like you could just tell it, bro,
Speaker 1: he has not thought about a stand up in so long. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 3: He's not prepared.
Speaker 1: He literally came off not prepared, dude, when he's talking
Speaker 1: about jizz all the time, just like weird shit.
Speaker 3: Jd Van Schizz, No donkey donkeys?
Speaker 1: How you get donkey jizz? Then you probably saw the
Speaker 1: same video I did on YouTube where someone was breaking
Speaker 1: down the special too. How he started then doing old
Speaker 1: bits like that? He never like outwardly, he's always talking
Speaker 1: about He's like, dude, I'll never do a bit like
Speaker 1: once I do it in a special, it's dead. And
Speaker 1: like he got he was like he was fucking tanking
Speaker 1: so bad. He started doing old material.
Speaker 3: And it was his special.
Speaker 1: Dude. You know you know why because it was live.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't have done it lot, like, you know that's
Speaker 1: what did it live? Wow, So you get to watch
Speaker 1: in real time like a very not well put together
Speaker 1: fucking performance just kind of start going like, Hello the
Speaker 1: Internet and welcome to this week trend edition of Da
Speaker 1: Guys stay of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3: He's back, folks.
Speaker 1: This is an episode where we care.
Speaker 3: We tell you what happened over the weekend, tell you
Speaker 3: what's going on with us. I'm Jack and I'm throwing
Speaker 3: to be joined once again by my co host, mister
Speaker 3: Miles gra.
Speaker 4: It's me Olympic.
Speaker 1: Breaking answer, Gray Gun.
Speaker 3: You missed, Gray Gun.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I miss Grey Gun.
Speaker 2: To be honest, miss the three weeks I missed where
Speaker 2: uh Biden tanked the debate, Trump was almost assassinatedun.
Speaker 1: I mean I missed basically the well what because I
Speaker 1: the end of the week before was the end of
Speaker 1: the Olympics and then no, no, no, you're much more eventful.
Speaker 1: I mean, ray Gun was fine. I remember watching that
Speaker 1: and being like.
Speaker 4: Hmmm, that's that's a shame, because I'm pretty sure you
Speaker 4: could find better people busking as breakers than old ray
Speaker 4: Gun there.
Speaker 1: Bildney was her being like I was really trying. I
Speaker 1: was really trying to have a go, And you're like, okay, dude,
Speaker 1: like I just don't shame on the people that someone
Speaker 1: else failed letting you get out there. Yeah, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I get that she's a professor or whatever. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of people sort of like looking at sort of
Speaker 1: like the like a meta critique of of what her
Speaker 1: sort of participation was in breaking. But yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 1: how did they pick take some of these people? But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: that's why we saw the last of it grand.
Speaker 2: They were like a fury portion of the Olympic qualification
Speaker 2: that we just like weren't privy to because yes it was.
Speaker 1: It was a hip hop to cathlon because she read
Speaker 1: about Yeah she killed it in the essays portion and
Speaker 1: actually graffiti too had really great handstyles.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, well it's great to have you back, Miles.
Speaker 1: I needed a little I need a quick a quick break,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, as we do in the summer,
Speaker 1: as we then continue with pace into the selection season.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I had a big Yeah, had a breather.
Speaker 1: Thanks for thanks to Paulavy thanks everybody holding it down.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, shout out to pol.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna tell the people what was trending
Speaker 2: over the weekend. First, we're gonna tell them something what
Speaker 2: we're up to by giving you a little underrated, a
Speaker 2: little overrated miles, what is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Okay, having barely enough milk in your cereal I think
Speaker 1: is underrated. I was making cereal and you know, I'm
Speaker 1: currently it's a resource battle between me and the guy's
Speaker 1: child who also needs to be drinking cow milk for
Speaker 1: his protein, you know, and they love, they love a
Speaker 1: bit of milk. But I got like arrently at the store.
Speaker 1: I bought like sweet, like a version of cheerios. I
Speaker 1: was like sweeter. We don't give them like sugary cereal
Speaker 1: and shit like that. So I was like, oh, well, shit,
Speaker 1: I guess imnna have to go through this. And I
Speaker 1: haven't really been eating cereal in a minute.
Speaker 2: So that's like one of those happy accidents that you
Speaker 2: have to ask yourself that was really an accident or
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think my subconscious completely, like my
Speaker 1: eyes just was like it's a green box. There's do
Speaker 1: you know what a green box of cheerios. Is it's
Speaker 1: not the yellow one? It probably multi It was like
Speaker 1: apple cinnamon cheerio.
Speaker 3: Oh, apple cinnamon cheerios. Yeah, you did that. And I
Speaker 3: was like, whether you realize it or not, you did
Speaker 3: that on purpose?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah maybe. And I was like, oh, heck, I
Speaker 1: guess I have to drink I guess I have to
Speaker 1: eat all this cereal then by myself don't have any.
Speaker 1: But I barely had enough milk for one of the servings,
Speaker 1: just enough to like get the the cereals like on
Speaker 1: their way on the milk's way to the bottom. It
Speaker 1: did interact with most of my pieces of cereal. But
Speaker 1: the thing that I love is how concentrated that cereal
Speaker 1: milk is that sweetness. Yeah yeah, when it's when you're
Speaker 1: contending with a lot of you know, putting a lot
Speaker 1: of milk, the delution, it's just like whatever. But to
Speaker 1: have like this, like fucking like it was thick, like
Speaker 1: the amount of just the added sugars that have just
Speaker 1: transferred to the milk, I was like, yep, yep, I
Speaker 1: forgot about this. The best sip is the one that
Speaker 1: is the most flavor packet. So yeah, just getting just
Speaker 1: finding those like true mathematical minimums that like not ruin
Speaker 1: your bowl of cereal that it feels all dry, but
Speaker 1: also enough that that final sip of cereal milk is
Speaker 1: just pure, pure sweet ambrosio.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like I like to put that in
Speaker 2: a little frying pan and too, and just like you know,
Speaker 2: boil it down so it's like really low, and then
Speaker 2: you smoke it the remnants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you cook it down. Yeah, and then when you
Speaker 3: light the remnants oil fire, put on.
Speaker 1: Go on fire. Yep, yep, I hear that. Then you
Speaker 1: find an old big pen and you break off both tips.
Speaker 1: You got yourself a little too inhale the humes with yep,
Speaker 1: I heard that. Bron, If they don't have foil, you
Speaker 1: find a piece of chewing gum, you know the ones
Speaker 1: that still have a foil wrapper. Lighter, burn that little
Speaker 1: piece of paper that's on there, just like that, and
Speaker 1: then it leaves foil for you. How do I know
Speaker 1: this because I love eating cereal.
Speaker 3: That's right, mild.
Speaker 2: My own rated is the film The Flim First Man, Okay,
Speaker 2: was not checking for us when it came out. That's
Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling as Neil Armstrong. Very square was not that
Speaker 2: you know. It's by Damien Chazelle, the Whiplash guy, coming
Speaker 2: off of La La Land, so he went Whipla La
Speaker 2: La Land, first Man Man, and then Babylon and really
Speaker 2: really enjoyed the movie. In addition to just like being
Speaker 2: a good movie, it tells, like I don't know, it
Speaker 2: really drives home how crazy it is that we went
Speaker 2: from like nineteen seventeen finally learning how to fly to like,
Speaker 2: after like trying for thousands of years that was like
Speaker 2: all man to think about was like how I fly
Speaker 2: like a bird? Finally figured it out, and then fifty
Speaker 2: years later this motherfuckers on the Moon.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true, and then fifty.
Speaker 2: Years after that they release a movie about it, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, uh, more man versus gravity bullshit.
Speaker 3: But it's good. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Like that is one of the things that reading from
Speaker 2: like reading how people felt about flight, like in the
Speaker 2: fifties sixties they were still like really transfixed by it,
Speaker 2: and like it just does not translate it like nobody
Speaker 2: gives a shit anymore. Everyone's like, like I watched that
Speaker 2: movie while on a plane flying through the air and
Speaker 2: being annoyed by it. But yeah, I don't know. Mean,
Speaker 2: like if you showed someone on the day the Right
Speaker 2: Brothers invented flight where we would be in nineteen sixty nine,
Speaker 2: they'd be like, well, there's there's nothing humanity can't do.
Speaker 2: And then if you showed them in nineteen sixty nine
Speaker 2: where we'd be today, I think they'd be depressed again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, waitit've been past the moon. You have phones,
Speaker 1: they can go underwater. Yeah, right, I guess, I guess
Speaker 1: that's the big one. It is wild how much that
Speaker 1: like hockey stick sort of trajectory goes from being like
Speaker 1: all right, we figured out the little flapper flyplane and
Speaker 1: then now it's like an now we're on the moon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: One of the crazier things is just like that these
Speaker 2: fucking rockets were like barely held together. Like he would
Speaker 2: like shoot like close ups of like the screws holding
Speaker 2: them together, and you can like hear the metal like
Speaker 2: kind of whining.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, shit is.
Speaker 2: So scary, Like they they had to have been missing
Speaker 2: like a part of their brain to have done what
Speaker 2: they did because it was so dangerous. Like there the
Speaker 2: previous mission, they were just like waiting, like doing the
Speaker 2: plugs test for the space flight and it just like
Speaker 2: caught on fire and killed everybody on board, like while
Speaker 2: they were waiting, like doing a test on the thing
Speaker 2: like that was good a couple of years before, like
Speaker 2: he then had to go in the same rocket and
Speaker 2: fucking yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That's wild. It's also crazy like how many people died
Speaker 1: on our way to getting to the moon, because I
Speaker 1: feel like the we only talk about tragedy, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like we only talk about the Challenger or something challenger, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean that one was spectacle. This one
Speaker 3: kind of happened.
Speaker 2: They were just sitting on the launch pad getting ready
Speaker 2: for a flight in a couple of days, like testing
Speaker 2: that everything worked, and it did not, and there was
Speaker 2: a mechanical fire. But also yeah, so really, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed the movie. I'm also, you know, a
Speaker 2: forty something guy, so this might not be for everyone.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was fucking red. But I've also
Speaker 2: like never been more hot and cold on a director
Speaker 2: like his odd movies are like Whiplash and this one, now,
Speaker 2: I fucking I loved, And then La La Land and
Speaker 2: Babylon are so I could they couldn't be so I
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe he's just like hitting every odd one.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I means, yeah, he didn't do.
Speaker 1: For a banger after this. Yeah, it's like it's just
Speaker 1: called a stick, Like what is it? It's about this
Speaker 1: a first caveman, yo, check out this stick? Check it
Speaker 1: out man? Pretty good?
Speaker 3: All right? What is something, Miles? Do you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Overrated? And I hate to get in my parental daddy
Speaker 1: bag overrated? Little babies?
Speaker 3: Okay, like little.
Speaker 1: Babies, you know what I mean? Like I find myself
Speaker 1: as the guy's child is what now a little over
Speaker 1: eighteen months old? Yeah, like in the beginnings like never.
Speaker 5: Grow up, always be this new born good pile that
Speaker 5: just lays where I put you and makes little micros sounds.
Speaker 1: But even now as he becomes like mobile and a
Speaker 1: terror yo he is, he likes to hit me and
Speaker 1: her majesty in the face regularly. Yeah, And I'm doing
Speaker 1: that thing where it's like, don't give a big reaction
Speaker 1: because they're still like learning about cause and effect as
Speaker 1: part of me, Like like it's like, excuse you fucking
Speaker 1: upwerf ft of me with a milk bottle full, like
Speaker 1: not to walk out of the room and start crying
Speaker 1: somewhere else. So yeah, no, I just take him, yeah,
Speaker 1: and just like have a single tear come down my
Speaker 1: face as I just give a blank face. And I
Speaker 1: think that's more powerful actually to the baby. But no,
Speaker 1: I think the other part is really just the fact
Speaker 1: that like he's like walking and talking and now raising
Speaker 1: him to be bilingual, so I speak a to the
Speaker 1: Japanese to him and just watching him like just fuck,
Speaker 1: Like all these capacities come online like one after the other,
Speaker 1: like sort of in quick succession. Like it does feel
Speaker 1: like you're sort of like a comparison to like mastering flight,
Speaker 1: and then you're on the moon pretty quickly after that.
Speaker 1: It really first second crazy, Yeah, this dude just started
Speaker 1: like mimicking me, and now like we're like he's learning
Speaker 1: to say more words in both English and Japanese, and
Speaker 1: like my heart is just like exploding everything Like you
Speaker 1: said thank you did that, and he said thank you
Speaker 1: to me, to me, uh and that shit is just
Speaker 1: like yeah, I don't know. This whole journey of parenting
Speaker 1: is like always rendering like the greatest moments that I
Speaker 1: I'm never expecting And for all the emphasis that I
Speaker 1: had a lot of people like when he was born. Like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: appreciate these moments. Man, appreciate those moments when they're little,
Speaker 1: because they get big. I totally get that, but I
Speaker 1: think there's there's a very there's sort of like we
Speaker 1: I think we sort of overrate like what. I think
Speaker 1: it's the ease of that period. And I get though,
Speaker 1: too that they're never that dependent on you and then
Speaker 1: they become more independent and more you know, toddlery and things.
Speaker 1: But shit, I'm loving this part in a way that
Speaker 1: like I had never saw coming. So yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: I think for a certain time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I somebody told me early on that like it
Speaker 2: just keeps getting better like that like being a parent,
Speaker 2: because you just get to see them bloom into like
Speaker 2: a full human. And yeah, that that has been my
Speaker 2: experience for sure. And then I go back and look
Speaker 2: at old videos of me interacting with them, I'm like, man,
Speaker 2: what they weren't ship back then? No, that's not true,
Speaker 2: but it's just it's like a different it's a total
Speaker 2: different thing. And I'm like, man, I really had you know,
Speaker 2: whatever the evolutionary brain chemicals were that you know, make
Speaker 2: us love our babies were really coursing through me because
Speaker 2: I was just like, wow, he just he just audibly
Speaker 2: shit and sneezed at the same time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, right right. The other side of that, though,
Speaker 1: is like the existential dread you get as a parent though, too,
Speaker 1: like my own health and the health of like my family,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like that's hard because I'm
Speaker 1: a bit of a I'm a bit of an anxious
Speaker 1: person that doesn't come out a lot of the time,
Speaker 1: like when we're talking whatever. I'm more of an introverted person,
Speaker 1: so like I have a lot of time in my
Speaker 1: own head also to think about things, and I tend
Speaker 1: to worry about things, and like those are like some
Speaker 1: of the moments are like, oh my god, I gotta
Speaker 1: fucking lift the three thousand to be the child.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 2: That part is I've had nights where I'm just like
Speaker 2: spinning out for whatever reason. Like a lot of times
Speaker 2: when I'm on vacation, I think, like my brain is
Speaker 2: just used to the anxiety of like not being on vacation,
Speaker 2: and so it will place it on like our safety
Speaker 2: and I'll have like weird just like panic attacks that like.
Speaker 1: Something by a shark and die. No, bro, that is true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I'm going to go out whole shiit bit by yahs.
Speaker 1: But I just did get an update from her majesty.
Speaker 1: She was at a coffee shop with the guy geists child.
Speaker 1: She said, we saw a cop and he offered a
Speaker 1: sticker to the guys child and he said, no, hell yeah, unimpressed.
Speaker 1: I'm good, bro, I'm good on that.
Speaker 2: Are you inserting schoolboy Q songs into your overrated on purpose?
Speaker 2: Because you said both blank face and that part, and.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, and I think I like to think
Speaker 1: of myself as the man of the year, as a
Speaker 1: dad of the year in a way. But you know,
Speaker 1: I was eating collar greens last night with dinner and
Speaker 1: it was really delicious. But sorry, what we're saying.
Speaker 2: My overrated is my skills as a pedicurist.
Speaker 1: You rated your skills going into being a pedicurist.
Speaker 2: Well, I was just giving myself that job. I was like,
Speaker 2: I got this ship. All I need is like some
Speaker 2: nail clippers, lines, some hedge trimmers, you know, and hed
Speaker 2: head sheers, And I'm good heads some hedge shearings. That
Speaker 2: that is my new brand of hedge shears. That yeah,
Speaker 2: brought to you by me and Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 3: They my feet.
Speaker 2: I was just like, now, I just got like kind
Speaker 2: of ugly feet, you know, and like I just you know,
Speaker 2: I was just on the beach with my folks and
Speaker 2: my kids and noticing that I was like causing a
Speaker 2: lot of collisions between people distracted by the length of
Speaker 2: my toes and the weirdness of my toenails, like they
Speaker 2: would just you know, crash into each other. My toenails
Speaker 2: bend like Frank Gary designed them.
Speaker 3: But they don't make sense.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so shout out to my mother and father
Speaker 2: in law now living with us, and we dropped off
Speaker 2: our kids at Taekwondo and my father in law stayed
Speaker 2: with them, and my wife and I went and she
Speaker 2: got a pedicure and I got a pedicure and it's
Speaker 2: a nice little date and it is night and day.
Speaker 2: My feet have gone undercover as normal feet. It's so
Speaker 2: much better than what I can do with just you know,
Speaker 2: a toenail clipper and uh showering, you know, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just they worked out all your
Speaker 1: all your problem areas.
Speaker 3: They're like out they like shape my nails so they're
Speaker 3: like normal again.
Speaker 1: It's I'm really curious. So what they're they're just so long,
Speaker 1: they're curling. I don't understand. What what do you mean
Speaker 1: by the.
Speaker 2: No no, no, like that my toenail for my my big
Speaker 2: toenail for whatever reason, has like a little wave to.
Speaker 1: It, oh like on the top part.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like it's not a rain, but it's
Speaker 2: not an arc. It's like kind of a sine wave
Speaker 2: for it's a little bit ye. So anyways, shout out
Speaker 2: to paticurists everywhere you're doing it.
Speaker 1: Keep your eyes on your toes man member, that's how
Speaker 1: Bob Marley passed away.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 2: back and talk about what's trending. We'll be right back,
Speaker 2: and we're back. We're back, and it's dink time, baby
Speaker 2: mm yeah, yeah time. It is dink time in Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 1: It's time for the Democrats to officially crown Kamala as
Speaker 1: the nominee and put on his show that will just
Speaker 1: help fully kick off the business end of the campaign season.
Speaker 1: Uh but yeah, there are a few stories trending going
Speaker 1: into this very big week for the Democratic Party. One
Speaker 1: is that Joe Biden, so he is set to speak
Speaker 1: tonight Monday at the opening of the DNC. The theme
Speaker 1: tonight is for the People and not Along with doctor
Speaker 1: Joe Biden that is going to be speaking, the Chicago
Speaker 1: mayor Brandon Johnson will also be speaking as well as
Speaker 1: Hillary too. But apparently, according to Axios, Joe Biden is
Speaker 1: still not happy about how all things ended. You know, obviously,
Speaker 1: like Nancy Pelosi was one of the people too. It
Speaker 1: was like, hey, bro, if you don't drop out, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell people that I don't think you can win.
Speaker 1: Do we want this? Joe, and he's definitely felt some
Speaker 1: type of way about that. He felt stabbed in the
Speaker 1: back by a lot of people who were doing sort
Speaker 1: of like anonymous quotes to the media, and Acto says quote.
Speaker 1: Biden's friends tell us that as the President heads to
Speaker 1: his DNC send off in Chicago, he's somewhat relieved and
Speaker 1: pretty nostalgic, but also still stunned and pissed about the
Speaker 1: way he was pushed out of his re election race. Yeah, okay, hissed. Yes,
Speaker 1: stunned and pissed, which was also kind of how he
Speaker 1: looked on the debate stage. But it sounds like the
Speaker 1: immediate embrace of Kamala and the press like just fun
Speaker 1: fawning over the new campaign. I just like only added
Speaker 1: on to Joe's feelings of hurt. He's like, he's like,
Speaker 1: there sandbagged me, and yeah, but don't worry. Apparently it
Speaker 1: was also a party. He's just gonna go to Santa
Speaker 1: Barbara right after this speech. I have a nice little
Speaker 1: vacation so he doesn't have to be there when they
Speaker 1: put Wow Kamala on Thursday. He will not be at
Speaker 1: the DNC for that.
Speaker 2: Was a while because I had it on good authority
Speaker 2: that he was gonna actually take back the nomination and
Speaker 2: then debate Trump right then and there and from there
Speaker 2: and everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was about to put the crown on Kama
Speaker 1: goes sight puts it on himself. Oh my god. Music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's wild that he's still outurly mad, especially
Speaker 2: like you think I could see him being initially mad,
Speaker 2: but after seeing the overwhelming response and the party's fortunes
Speaker 2: just skyrocketing up according to polling, at least, you would
Speaker 2: think he would just be like all right, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: y'all are right, like, yeah no, this is my idea
Speaker 2: all along.
Speaker 3: And I did like a very brave thing.
Speaker 2: And but the fact that he can't quite get past
Speaker 2: that really emphasizes how lucky we are.
Speaker 1: That he got out when he did, because, yeah, because
Speaker 1: it is some hater shit too. Where's like I could
Speaker 1: have done that. It's like, no, you would do What
Speaker 1: are we going to do that?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: How how sway tell you? Yes? So the rest of
Speaker 1: the schedule, just to give people an idea of what's
Speaker 1: happening day to day. Tuesday is a quote, a bold
Speaker 1: vision for America's future. So we are going to hear
Speaker 1: from President Barack ol second Gentleman M Hoff, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: a welcome note from JB. Pritzker. Wednesday is a fight
Speaker 1: for our freedoms. That's where Tim Walls will get the
Speaker 1: vice presidential nomination officially and where he will accept, which
Speaker 1: will be preceded by former President Bill Clinton. UH Speaker
Speaker 1: Emerita Nancy Pelosi and Pete BOUDAHGJ Edge will also be speaking.
Speaker 1: And then Thursday, Harris accepts the nomination for president and
Speaker 1: that'll be the big speech. But then I'm like Bill Clinton,
Speaker 1: that guy that was really close with Jeff Epstein, why
Speaker 1: is he around? He should have he should have a
Speaker 1: weird fight why is he should have a weird case.
Speaker 1: There's a reason why.
Speaker 3: I actually.
Speaker 1: He's had a few. Ya, he's got some weird cases.
Speaker 1: Why is he around still? Yeah, we don't need him
Speaker 1: to speak at all. Like, and you're lucky that there's
Speaker 1: so that this Epstein thing touched like everybody that they're like,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, let's put that.
Speaker 1: We're all just digging.
Speaker 2: We're giving every mistakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's that guy, and that guy alone can't
Speaker 1: believe it. Man, I thought he we just didn't play
Speaker 1: fantasy football together. Nothing really serious, nothing really.
Speaker 3: Serious, fly on his plane a couple of times.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then JB. Pritzker. There's also headline there like they've
Speaker 1: talked around about like two hundred National Guard will be
Speaker 1: on standby. He was quick to point out that he
Speaker 1: doesn't expect to have them deployed in any like meaningful
Speaker 1: sort of law enforcement capacity, but more so to be like, no,
Speaker 1: this is like a high profile national event, you know,
Speaker 1: which is true. You're gonna have the like executive branch
Speaker 1: in the building. That is a reason for the precaution.
Speaker 1: But the quiet part I think is that there are
Speaker 1: many demonstrators that are going to be outside the convention
Speaker 1: and in Chicago to protest the ongoing genocide taking place
Speaker 1: at the hands of the Israeli government and our very
Speaker 1: own government, who, by the way, just greenlit another twenty
Speaker 1: in weapons last week. Fifty f fifteen fighter jets, tank ammunition,
Speaker 1: mortar rounds, tactical vehicles, advanced air to air missilest lot
Speaker 1: of stuff that should I mean again, there's also a
Speaker 1: lot of news this week that Joe Biden is really
Speaker 1: hoping to get a ceasefire done this week. This sounds
Speaker 1: like Trump with Infrastructure week, Like it's like it's infrastructure
Speaker 1: week and it wasn't. Oh, they're really pushing this week
Speaker 1: for a ceasefire, then please.
Speaker 2: Like they're really trying though this time they actually really
Speaker 2: want it and they really yeah, I mean sure.
Speaker 1: And that helps to have that headline along with the
Speaker 1: DNC happening to hopefully, you know, discourage people from protesting,
Speaker 1: but honestly, like having the people there to pro peacefully
Speaker 1: protest what's happening in Gaza in the West Bank, like
Speaker 1: and having like police turn up on peaceful protesters, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that create significant headlines would be such a fucking easy
Speaker 1: thing to avoid to self own but the Democrats, I'm
Speaker 1: they got still plenty of time for them up.
Speaker 2: They've had like a couple a good run in a
Speaker 2: couple places, and so there's like part of me that's like,
Speaker 2: they're not going to do that, right, but uh, we'll
Speaker 2: see never no, we will see.
Speaker 1: See, we'll see. But anyway, this week it starts. So
Speaker 1: how is it going.
Speaker 2: On the other side, Republicans have been seen carrying jd
Speaker 2: Vance jizz cups.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what so jd wait cups?
Speaker 2: Jiz cups? So once again they're the party of normal
Speaker 2: family values. They're not weird you are. And because of that,
Speaker 2: Mega supporters have been seen carrying around cups that are
Speaker 2: designed to look like they have jd Vance's seamen inside them.
Speaker 2: They're meant to look like cups that you jiz into
Speaker 2: when giving a semen sample. They have a picture of
Speaker 2: jd Vance's head and say jd Vance Full Family Kit,
Speaker 2: and the idea is to show off how strong his
Speaker 2: seed is because he has three kids and the Democrat
Speaker 2: and VP had to use IVF to conceive.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but like my com is strong, isn't a
Speaker 1: fucking like weighted THEE And this is unless you're like
Speaker 1: a sperm donor you know what I mean, if your
Speaker 1: prolific sperm. Sure maybe right Uh in this version, just
Speaker 1: come attacking somebody like yo, they had to use IVF bro.
Speaker 2: Right Like Like some of them look like they have
Speaker 2: come in them like they have they've put like they've
Speaker 2: gone to the trouble of putting a you know some
Speaker 2: of these translucent weight material.
Speaker 1: Yes, some of these images are disturbing. There's like one
Speaker 1: photo of like a guy holding it in a way
Speaker 1: that makes me believe maybe there is come in there.
Speaker 1: He's like holding it like with like two fingers, like
Speaker 1: here's my JD vance cup. Great? Great, great. This is
Speaker 1: all pretty predictable for them.
Speaker 2: I mean it is, like it's predictable in the sense
Speaker 2: that like they want to make this about gender, but
Speaker 2: and also it is in the sense that they want
Speaker 2: to make they want they always find the.
Speaker 1: Weirdest possible way to try and make themselves see normal
Speaker 1: and make their h It's weird because like making fun
Speaker 1: of someone because they were using like IVF to conceive
Speaker 1: a child. It's just a it's just like doesn't make sense,
Speaker 1: Like that's not a thing that someone would be Like
Speaker 1: I'm better than you because I didn't use IVF. Yes, Like,
Speaker 1: that's not those aren't valid use that. People are like, yep,
Speaker 1: that's true. We all know about IVF. Sucks, like no,
Speaker 1: and you're trying to make it a thing by holding
Speaker 1: around plastic cups of simulated jizz. Yeah, which is really
Speaker 1: fucking tight to me that they're doing.
Speaker 3: I think pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, yeah, it's like the childless cat ladies comment.
Speaker 2: But just that point made in the weirdest, grossest way possible.
Speaker 1: And also because they were trying to did you see
Speaker 1: the thing, like I'm sure you talked about it about
Speaker 1: how like they were like, oh, Tim walls drinks.
Speaker 3: Come, No, I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: Actually, oh my god, you're lucky. Donald Trump Junior posted
Speaker 1: this fucking meme and like people started saying it on
Speaker 1: the right because they're like, well, if you fucks couches,
Speaker 1: then you guys like horse sperm. This is like it says,
Speaker 1: it's a picture of Tim Waltz with like a weird
Speaker 1: splattery milk mush mustache, and the thing says, listen, sole
Speaker 1: valor is about as bad as it gets. Uh, but
Speaker 1: what what is this I'm hearing about? A horse got milk,
Speaker 1: and it's just like there's this this stupid online thing
Speaker 1: that he likes horse semen.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I haven't heard that one. That one isn't
Speaker 3: quite like the couch fucking.
Speaker 1: I think because they're like, oh we can, we can
Speaker 1: be grosser than what you just said without understanding the
Speaker 1: elegance of the fake hillbilly elegy tweet. You know that
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's operating on this the possibility that
Speaker 1: maybe because JD. Vans again just has those vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Tim Walls, I'm sorry, like and that's what they're like.
Speaker 1: This guy called uh like white white people tackles. That's
Speaker 1: did you like that ship? Was also fucking also so
Speaker 1: stupid when he's like, oh but he doesn't like spicy,
Speaker 1: it's just like again stupid, stupid, stupid, try something new
Speaker 1: or don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know very I feel like Donald Trump you
Speaker 2: or is like under immense uh pressure from his dad
Speaker 2: to redeem the JD vance thing. So he's yeah, he's
Speaker 2: he's tilting, as they say in the gambling addiction.
Speaker 1: What do you think that's what's happening there? Like is
Speaker 1: he just giving him the silent treatment? Probably?
Speaker 3: I mean feels like it's essentially his parenting styles.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was gonna say, right, yeah, it's it's always
Speaker 1: the silent treatment. It's like, dude, what you need to
Speaker 1: be aiming for is maybe getting me to say something
Speaker 1: to you and then we can then we can have
Speaker 1: a relationship. But yeah, the the other thing was, like
Speaker 1: was it. I think Peter Teal was also saying. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna leave the US if Trump loses. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, the cope, the coping is getting weirder and
Speaker 1: weirder all around right now.
Speaker 2: Trump, Yeah, Trump said he was going to Venezuela if
Speaker 2: he loses. Peter Teal Elon Musk, I think they're they're
Speaker 2: making their escape plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean they've been making their skate plan with the
Speaker 3: private space program.
Speaker 1: Right yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, But I will see what
Speaker 1: the where this all heads, because it sounds like more
Speaker 1: and more there are people just starting to not turn
Speaker 1: their backs on Trump but like just be more outwardly critical. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like like Lindsay Graham is like, well, he's a provocateur,
Speaker 1: and I think he's going to lose. But he's saying
Speaker 1: that now he's saying, I think Trump's gonna lose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, let me pull this up.
Speaker 2: It definitely feels like we've entered a new era where
Speaker 2: people are like, what do we do?
Speaker 1: What do we do?
Speaker 2: What do we do?
Speaker 1: He says, I don't look at the this is what
Speaker 1: this is what Lindsay Graham said. I don't look at
Speaker 1: the Vice President Kamala Harris as a lunatic. I look
Speaker 1: at her as the most liberal person to be nominated
Speaker 1: for president in the history of the United States. I
Speaker 1: would make it about policy. A nightmare for Harris is
Speaker 1: to defend her policies. President Trump can win this election
Speaker 1: because policies are good for America, Okay, And if you
Speaker 1: have a policy debate for president, he wins. Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: the provocateur, the show man, may not win this election.
Speaker 1: And then Britt Hume on Fox also had a similar
Speaker 1: thing about being like, well, this guy, you know, this
Speaker 1: guy sucks, right? Is it essentially like the distillation of this.
Speaker 6: Here's another Fox News poll we have out this week.
Speaker 6: How do you feel about how things are going in
Speaker 6: the country? Sixty five percent say they're dissatisfied. So Brent,
Speaker 6: knowing that and knowing in this setup, Trump is the challenger,
Speaker 6: why is he not doing better.
Speaker 1: Because he's Trump.
Speaker 6: And the show is over britis in the channels.
Speaker 1: You get down to it. The past eight to ten
Speaker 1: years have been about Donald Trump every Yeah, so anyway,
Speaker 1: he's just kind of like, I don't know, dude, Gally
Speaker 1: did everything about him. I don't know, fuck it man.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, he's off accepting some important endorsements over on truth
Speaker 2: Social Trump just shared an image of an article in
Speaker 2: quotes about how Swifties are turning to Trump because isis
Speaker 2: foiled one of Taylor Swift's concerts. Trump responded to, like
Speaker 2: a picture that's the Swifties turning to Trump after isis
Speaker 2: foiled Taylor Swift concert? Is that even like how you
Speaker 2: would say? What happened there? Isis foiled? An ISIS attack
Speaker 2: was foiled, the nicest attack on anyways.
Speaker 1: It foiled the concert. Yeah, look, dude, get your editor
Speaker 1: hat off man, and let's talk about and the facttar
Speaker 1: that Taylor Swift fans are turning out in huge numbers.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm getting word that of the
Speaker 2: six pictures only one of them was not AI generated
Speaker 2: six pictures of Trump Swifties for Trump, just one person
Speaker 2: is actually real photographed the Trump rally with the Swifties
Speaker 2: for Trump t.
Speaker 1: Shirt felt so homemade to that shirt was like, man,
Speaker 1: I don't even I can't even get this thing printed, right,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna homebrew my own Swifties for Trump shirt.
Speaker 1: And also I love that he reposts a thing that
Speaker 1: has the label of Satire.
Speaker 2: Said satire on it, which Satire is obviously dead, has.
Speaker 3: Been for a little while now.
Speaker 2: But that's that's wild that he the same account that
Speaker 2: posted this article that he retweeted as an official endorsement.
Speaker 2: I accept that account has a header image depicting Ai
Speaker 2: Trump hanging out with a stormtrooper in an aquarium.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we love it, folks.
Speaker 2: I remember that meeting. Actually, yeah, we talked about some
Speaker 2: important things. He said he was a big fan of
Speaker 2: me that I made out with Kamala. I think I
Speaker 2: think he's probably at tea point.
Speaker 1: One. Was a great man, great man. But later you
Speaker 1: remember he was stolen Ballord by Luke Skywalker as he
Speaker 1: was trying to rescue That's right. I like that. You
Speaker 1: have to call numbers down. My oldest son would approve. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: look man, it's it's in there too. It's in there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, this is just so the Swiftiest thing is
Speaker 1: wild because there is a Swiftiest for Kamala account that's
Speaker 1: already doing like huge numbers.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean there and I think there's probably
Speaker 2: a handful of you know, there are probably people who
Speaker 2: support Trump and Taylor Swift like that's not out of
Speaker 2: the ordinary, the fact that he is fooled by computer
Speaker 2: generated images and like and then they like doubled down
Speaker 2: on it, so he clearly like was told it was
Speaker 2: bullshit and had told his account, told his campaign like that,
Speaker 2: I don't care, it's truth, like just to tell people
Speaker 2: because they claimed Swifties for Trump is a massive movement
Speaker 2: that grows bigger every single day when people are like, hey,
Speaker 2: does he know this is ai Yes, Stephen Shong, It's.
Speaker 1: Fine, Fine, it's fine, don't worry about it. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, all this is going to do
Speaker 1: is potentially for Taylor Swift's hand, because there's another one
Speaker 1: that was like, like she was dressed as Uncle Sam
Speaker 1: and just like I want you to vote for Trump,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I accept like also posted that, like
Speaker 1: I think you're actually poking the bees nest here if
Speaker 1: we're being honest here, don't poke the bear.
Speaker 3: I mean, she can't do it on her timeline if
Speaker 3: this sort of shit keeps happening.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well it's just wild, dude. How much like
Speaker 1: he's like this, He's just so haunted by all these ghosts. Now,
Speaker 1: He's like, ah, Taylor Swift his next No, but what
Speaker 1: if I accept now and I say that she's voting
Speaker 1: for me right now ahead of time, Yes, that will
Speaker 1: certainly help. And apparently there's a lot of reporting around
Speaker 1: now that like he he's like getting so angry at
Speaker 1: his campaign staff for like all the swings in the polling,
Speaker 1: because like Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin like went from deficits to
Speaker 1: like slim leads for Kamala very quickly, and like there
Speaker 1: are like multiple paths now to victory. Uh. And he's
Speaker 1: very much like I don't know where the fuck, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: something's got to change. I don't know what could actually happen,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what campaign operatives go in there
Speaker 1: and figure it out, because it's really just about what
Speaker 1: Trump is doing. Like that's all this is, Like, it's
Speaker 1: not really about anything much more than.
Speaker 2: Just literally, Yeah, there's a lot of time like now
Speaker 2: I'm like, hurry up and fucking get here November because.
Speaker 1: These guys on the ropes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of time left. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I also feel like he always drastically outperforms his polling.
Speaker 2: Whether that would still be the case posts the overturning
Speaker 2: of Row remains to be seen. But up to this
Speaker 2: point in presidential elections, he's always gone in, you know,
Speaker 2: projected to lose in a lot of the national polls,
Speaker 2: and then a lot of the national polling and gone
Speaker 2: onto either you know, having electoral college victory, or like
Speaker 2: make it really close where we actually have to steal
Speaker 2: the election from him.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, sorry, I wasn't supposed.
Speaker 1: To, ye yo yo, don't show your hand, because that's
Speaker 1: the other thing he's just screaming about constantly coups, and
Speaker 1: he's definitely setting the table for that. I'm going to
Speaker 1: rage quit, so I'm going to make it all about
Speaker 1: how they're cheating, so then maybe something else will happen.
Speaker 1: But yeah, all right, not counting my eggs or chickens
Speaker 1: or whatever that phrase. Yeah, all right, let's let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back,
Speaker 1: and more bad news for cyber truck owners.
Speaker 2: They've been Yeah, so, like the parts fall off.
Speaker 3: And all that stuff. We've seen that.
Speaker 1: Yeah so the parts fall off, like remove.
Speaker 3: Your finger if you get it stuck in the trunk.
Speaker 1: When they form the most basic of off roading capabilities. No, no, no.
Speaker 2: And now there are reports that they are now showing
Speaker 2: up completely filthy. These one hundred thousand dollars cars when
Speaker 2: people purchase them are showing up. People go pick up
Speaker 2: their one hundred thousand dollars purchase and the quote the
Speaker 2: interior of the windshield was coated in a cloudy, hard
Speaker 2: to remove film, and there were water streaks and fingerprints
Speaker 2: visible on the stainless steel exterior. Others have posted photos
Speaker 2: of unusual white streaks in the truck bed and a
Speaker 2: hazy coating on the windshield that obstructs the view.
Speaker 1: See oh fuck, yeah. I saw people who are definitely
Speaker 1: posting about like the mismatched panels on the like tunnel
Speaker 1: cover that goes towards the back, like they're not all
Speaker 1: the same shades of black, So like that, what do
Speaker 1: you guys want? I'm doing my best here, Okay, do
Speaker 1: you want all the panels to match? Yes? Sorry, you're
Speaker 1: you're charging me like upwards of one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for some of these to for it to
Speaker 1: look like dirty shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah what it's disrupting. Okay, we're changing. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of bullshit built into the car industry, like matching panels
Speaker 2: where all the different parts of the car match each other,
Speaker 2: and that you get a clean car that people customers
Speaker 2: actually don't want. Okay, So if you're going to try
Speaker 2: to bully me into making the windshields of my car
Speaker 2: perfectly see through, like busily pick them up, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh oh okay, So you want a car you don't.
Speaker 1: You want a car where the steering wheel just doesn't pop.
Speaker 3: Up fly out the window while you're driving?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah? Okamn, Okay, I see you, elitist, wow wow wow.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's the every video I see like of
Speaker 1: the it's the misery is just pounding. And also so
Speaker 1: many people are just like as also Elon becomes more
Speaker 1: and more insufferable, Like I see posts who are like
Speaker 1: I'm getting like a lot of middle fingers from people
Speaker 1: when I'm driving the cyber truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bad Like I can't think of a
Speaker 2: worse look like just anything I see one, I'm just like, ugh.
Speaker 1: I would sooner drive an automobile version of a JD
Speaker 1: Vance jiz cup. What a cyber truck.
Speaker 3: That would actually be tight?
Speaker 1: Yeah, some people be like, all right, that's kind of weird,
Speaker 1: but like the cyber truck. Immediately people like, nah, fuck
Speaker 1: that boothing? What fuck is that? The guys in a
Speaker 1: like a bucket of Elmer's glue.
Speaker 2: God, they don't look solid like they look kind of
Speaker 2: I don't know, I've seen I've seen so many of
Speaker 2: them with like fucked up panels and like missing like pieces.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just like that. The thing just looks like
Speaker 3: it's like ready begging to fall apart.
Speaker 1: There's just I just don't there's just something about those
Speaker 1: cars that's real, real scared, Like I just kneel. Like
Speaker 1: you see so many videos to where like the autopilot
Speaker 1: like starts doing its own thing, like man, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is where we've peaked. I think we've gone too
Speaker 1: far with auto automotive technology to the moon guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah right, just like the president just needs to
Speaker 2: give everybody a cool science project.
Speaker 3: That's hard. So we can just focus on that and
Speaker 3: stop trying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a lot of truck people covet the like
Speaker 1: Toyota High looks as sort of like one of the
Speaker 1: most indestructible trucks, like just put through absolute hell, Like
Speaker 1: there's just no amount of abuse like that. It can't withstand.
Speaker 1: And I'd really be curious to see like a side
Speaker 1: by side of how people use those cars, because I've
Speaker 1: seen videos of people just slamming the cyber truck door
Speaker 1: and like, h broke it because I slammed the door
Speaker 1: like an angry teenager would. Yeah, like truly and like
Speaker 1: the interior paneling gets caught on the doorframe, but just
Speaker 1: pivot off the back of the cybertruck failures. Forbes, it
Speaker 1: did a little bit of quick mass back of the
Speaker 1: Napkin addition here just to kind of give us an
Speaker 1: idea of just how bad the Twitter advertiser exodus has been.
Speaker 1: Since all the advertisers had to go fuck yourselves to
Speaker 1: leave Twitter, I said X booked one hundred and fourteen
Speaker 1: million dollars worth of revenue in the US, its largest
Speaker 1: market by far. This represented a twenty five percent drop
Speaker 1: over the preceding three months and a fifty three percent
Speaker 1: drop over the year ago period. That already sounds bad,
Speaker 1: but it gets worse. The last publicly available figures prior
Speaker 1: to Musk's acquisition from Q two of twenty twenty two
Speaker 1: had revenue at six hundred and sixty one million dollars.
Speaker 1: After you tr inslation, revenue has actually collapsed by eighty
Speaker 1: four percent in today's dollars. Ooh, that's a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not good. Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That would be seen as like a disastrous fireable offense
Speaker 2: if any if you.
Speaker 1: Were publicly traded. Yeah. Yeah, but it ain't. So so
Speaker 1: we're good. I think. Yeah, I think a lot of
Speaker 1: the ire is coming from Tesla stockholders. But hey, here
Speaker 1: they are doing great. They Hey, they went and fucked themselves.
Speaker 1: So now what you got? Yeah, well he actually has
Speaker 1: He actually has those advertisers right where.
Speaker 3: He wants them. So yeah, they just don't know it yet.
Speaker 3: I want to give a quick rip to Phil Donahue.
Speaker 2: Who pass away at the age of eighty eight. His
Speaker 2: talk show basically set the template for daytime talk shows.
Speaker 2: He actually started locally in Dayton, Ohio, to Dayton with
Speaker 2: two cameras and they could only afford to fly in
Speaker 2: two guests a week, and so he basically had to
Speaker 2: start finding crazy stories and like issues to debate and
Speaker 2: so like he his show filmed an abortion on camera,
Speaker 2: which outraged the right because they were like this makes
Speaker 2: it look easy and like not that big a deal.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: But one thing I didn't realize he was in two
Speaker 2: thousand and three, he was fired from MSNBC purely because
Speaker 2: he opposed the invasion of Iraq. That like, internal memos
Speaker 2: eventually showed that they were just like nah, fuck.
Speaker 1: That, okay you you didn't know that.
Speaker 2: He also had like on air, yeah I think so, yeah,
Speaker 2: he was saying he opposed it on air, and he
Speaker 2: his explanation, they were terrified of the anti war voice.
Speaker 2: And that is not an overstatement. Anti war voices were
Speaker 2: not popular and if your general electric, you certainly don't
Speaker 2: want an anti war voice on a cable channel that
Speaker 2: you own. Donald Rumsfeld is your biggest customer. So wow,
Speaker 2: there you go.
Speaker 1: That's uh yeah wow. I actually wasn't NBC really great,
Speaker 1: uh really great track record?
Speaker 7: When people have anything that goes against like American imperialism,
Speaker 7: like oh, Phil Donahue ship cannon, like can this motherfucker.
Speaker 7: The Muslim anchors that we have who are outraged by
Speaker 7: what's happening in Gaza.
Speaker 1: Why don't we just why don't we suspend them for
Speaker 1: talking too spicy on her? I mean, like that's why
Speaker 1: Meddie Hassan left, like he was getting demoted and he's like, no, fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. Yeah anyway, cool, cool, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, Phil Donahue, little little tidbit I did not
Speaker 1: know about, so.
Speaker 3: R I P.
Speaker 2: Also shout out to Hawktua Girl for throwing out the
Speaker 2: first pitch I have.
Speaker 3: This is the third.
Speaker 2: You know, we talked about her mishearing the New York
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Concrete.
Speaker 1: Jungle Dream to mydo. Yeah yeah, is that what Bill
Speaker 1: Maher's podcast ship? Right? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like, I mean, she's just like everywhere for
Speaker 2: a little while. And another place that she was was
Speaker 2: throwing out the first pitch at the Mets game last week,
Speaker 2: and the pitch went fine, but there was a massive
Speaker 2: backlash from like conservative baseball fans who thought her pitch
Speaker 2: tarnished a sport that is basically eighty percent guys scratching
Speaker 2: their balls and spitting tobacco juice on the ground, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Scratching your balls in new ways you've never seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean and spitting, which is like her whole thing.
Speaker 2: So I don't know why, yeah, what their problem is.
Speaker 2: I guess people were like, it's camp day, so like
Speaker 2: presumably every camp counselor had to have an awkward conversation
Speaker 2: about what Hawktua means.
Speaker 3: But like, it's very easy.
Speaker 2: I had this conversation because it came up, like because
Speaker 2: it's all I talk about in front of my kids,
Speaker 2: and they were like.
Speaker 3: Video, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: The sound that someone makes when they spit, Like you don't, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you need to say that they're spitting on a dick.
Speaker 1: So on the day that the ballpark is being just
Speaker 1: a bunch of kids are descending on the city or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: can't day they get the fuck to a low job
Speaker 1: joke like.
Speaker 2: She is in she she's had had to be on
Speaker 2: like five shows the next day. So when you can
Speaker 2: get the howk to a girl, you have her come
Speaker 2: throughout the first pitch. You know, her availability is is
Speaker 2: kind of crazy these days. But uh, you know, we
Speaker 2: we talked before about the Grimace streak that grimouce the
Speaker 2: first pitch at a Mets game last season, and somehow
Speaker 2: the Mets like took off after that and you know,
Speaker 2: had an amazing, miraculous victory that game and like won
Speaker 2: a bunch of games in a row. Baseball is a
Speaker 2: very stupid sport where like that sort of thing can happen,
Speaker 2: like where like just a weird Yeah, there's just like
Speaker 2: they're the most superstitious and like the superstitious stuff actually
Speaker 2: like has an effect because it is just very mental
Speaker 2: and like a very weird sport. And so yeah, Grimace,
Speaker 2: it took off, howk to a girls pitch that game
Speaker 2: the Mets blue a five run lead to the A's
Speaker 2: and a lot of people are claiming that she has
Speaker 2: cursed the team some kind of reverse grimace.
Speaker 1: If you will, I will, which.
Speaker 2: By the way, that would have been if they if
Speaker 2: I had been interviewed and they asked me for my
Speaker 2: sexual maneuver that drives them wild, I would have told
Speaker 2: them about the reverse grimace, which is my sexual maneuver
Speaker 2: that I won't be describing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to even describe a reverse grimace. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what it is, I think, but that is
Speaker 1: there is something powerful to that. I wonder where her
Speaker 1: career would be if she said, oh, yeah, my move
Speaker 1: reverse grimace, reverse grimace, and then people have been like, oyo,
Speaker 1: is it leave something to the theater of the mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyways, well, we'll continue to have at least one
Speaker 2: update a day on what's going on with the Hawk
Speaker 2: to a girl as she continues her rise to the presidency.
Speaker 3: Eventually, yes, she's.
Speaker 1: Speaking at the DNC. I think right after Hillary, or
Speaker 1: she's introducing Hillary.
Speaker 3: That would be amazing.
Speaker 2: All right, those are some of the things that are
Speaker 2: trending on this Monday morning. We are back tomorrow with
Speaker 2: a whole ass episode of the show. Until then, be
Speaker 2: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
Speaker 2: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 2: to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: By a Factor at COF