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Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And today we call

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Speaker 1: a guy who's pet sitting for a family while they're

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Speaker 1: off on vacation. And it's not just any vacation. They're

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Speaker 1: out in the Caribbean. And you know what's the cool

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Speaker 1: thing about working in radio is I can snap my

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Speaker 1: fingers and boom fake waves. I'm out the ocean right now.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're straight off. I'm trying to make

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Speaker 1: it a little bit more exotic sounding than this. Okay

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Speaker 1: you can Okay, too many waves? How did I get?

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Speaker 1: Why did I book hurricane season? That was terrible? But no,

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Speaker 1: this guy is pet sitting for the family, dog named Milo,

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Speaker 1: and he's never met me. But I'm gonna say that

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Speaker 1: I'm the husband and I need him to do something

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Speaker 1: for us while we're away. And that's something is going

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Speaker 1: to make him feel very, very uncomfortable. And we'll see

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Speaker 1: if I can make him do it. In your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now. Yeah, I'm gonna have one more Penia

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Speaker 1: Colada and then I'll come on the jet skis.

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Speaker 2: Okay, mom, Oh yeah, hello.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hey is this John?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Chris, Sophie's husband.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hi.

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Speaker 1: Yah, Hey, sorry, I know we haven't met before, but

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Speaker 1: she said that you're the one that's dog sitting for

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Speaker 1: us while we're on vacation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. How is the vacation?

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Speaker 1: It's great. I'm just an island by living the island life,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, that sounds fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So the reason I'm Colin. I just had a

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Speaker 1: quick question about Milo. How's he doing? By the way,

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Speaker 1: he's good. Have you been given him his medication?

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Speaker 2: Yep, every day, twice a day.

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Speaker 1: Great, Thank you for doing that. By the way.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no problem.

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Speaker 1: I actually just got an email from our vet that

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Speaker 1: said Milo may not need it anymore, and if that's

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Speaker 1: the case, he shouldn't take it if he's fully recovered.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, well should I not give give it to him?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm not really sure. They said that there is

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Speaker 1: a way to check though. So is he in the

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Speaker 1: room with you right now? Maybe?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's right here, lying down by the cash.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, cool. So I need you to just go

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Speaker 1: over to him and lift up his tail and sniff underneath.

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Speaker 2: Uh what Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I needed to pick his tail up and smell his backside.

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Speaker 2: Oh you want me to smell your dog's butt?

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Speaker 1: Correct? Sorry? Is our connection not good? I am on

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Speaker 1: an island out in the Caribbean. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I mentioned that.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I just you said you want me to

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Speaker 2: lift your you want me to smell your dogs.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, because the vet says that if it smells

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Speaker 1: like spearmint, then we're all good spear man. M Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they just need to know if we keep going with

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Speaker 1: the medication or not. So I just need you to

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Speaker 1: take a big whiff and let me know what it

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Speaker 1: smells like.

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Speaker 2: Uh. Yeah, I don't. I'm sorry, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't feel comfortable with Uh can you just can

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Speaker 2: we just wait until you kind of get back.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, we can't wait because we're not coming back

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Speaker 1: for another five days. And the vet said if he

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Speaker 1: has too much medication, it could be harmful. So I

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Speaker 1: need you to start sniffing rear. Is there a problem?

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Speaker 2: And no, I I just can I can I talk

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Speaker 2: to Sophie please for a second, honey.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, Sorry, the dog sitters being he's being difficult.

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Speaker 2: This is just kind of like way over my pay grade,

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Speaker 2: my job description.

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Speaker 1: Look, it's not that weird. Didn't you have a roommate

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Speaker 1: in college? We all did it?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: What? Oh? You want to make me the weird one.

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Speaker 1: Just smell my dog's butt. It's for his health. I

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Speaker 1: thought you cared about animals. Isn't that why you do this?

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Speaker 2: No, I definitely I do, But I just I just

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Speaker 2: can't bring Can't we just bring him? Can I bring

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Speaker 2: him over to the vet? No?

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Speaker 1: They'll charge me like four hundred dollars extra for that,

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Speaker 1: and then I have to take that out of your pay.

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Speaker 2: Uh. Just get sniffing, you know that's kind of kind

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Speaker 2: of ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: But you're delaying this call costs me a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: So just please and make sure you don't fake it either,

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Speaker 1: because I have cameras in the house. Okay, Okay, he's stalling, Sweetie.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry there, all right, go ahead, I'm here, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you do it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And it doesn't smell like anything like definitely not

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Speaker 2: fearmid You actually did it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I did it and it was horrible.

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Speaker 1: Oh. You know who's gonna be so happy to hear

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Speaker 1: that is your coworker, j.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Man?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not Sophie's husband, dude. My name's Jeff

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Speaker 1: from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: What it's a prank call? You made me? What Jay

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Speaker 1: wanted to play a prank on you?

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Speaker 2: You made me Smith his dogs.

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Speaker 1: But oh my god, dude, what's.

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Speaker 2: Not staring at me like right now? It's scaring like

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Speaker 2: I did, like I violated this. I'm sorry, my Milo,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Also, the vet said that his breath that

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Speaker 1: should smell like watermelon, So could you French kiss him

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Speaker 1: real quick and just make sure. Yeah, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with poom tabs. Weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning