Speaker 1: Hey, Andrew, what's up? I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: This is my favorite of the opening. I wish we
Speaker 1: could do a bull chat today.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I am Yeah, I am you.
Speaker 3: Also, I love that cereal was spelled s E R
Speaker 3: I A L. I didn't do it like the actual
Speaker 3: yes more famous show.
Speaker 1: One of these days we might Why is that so
Speaker 1: much louder? Would you look at that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Something's not right around here. Well I guess I'll put
Speaker 1: it in my little dudad. Look as long as we're recording,
Speaker 1: that's all that matters. Hey, Andrew, this is Serial Killers. Great,
Speaker 1: it's a podcast. It is a podcast. You ready to eat?
Speaker 1: So this is September? Yeah, you know it's pumpkin spice season. Also,
Speaker 1: you know what's on the way Wednesday? Spring? Why spring
Speaker 1: is on the way.
Speaker 3: There's still fall. We're not even in fall yet. I
Speaker 3: know we're not even in winter yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but spring is coming. How dude, you.
Speaker 3: Can't call yourself a master curator and give me a
Speaker 3: spring cereal in all?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Well? Matt sent us this? I
Speaker 1: love you, Matt. But what he found in the store? Okay,
Speaker 1: so we've already had summer fruity pebbles. But let's let's
Speaker 1: jump on this expired. Let's spring. Well, that's what we
Speaker 1: got to do it now, December, let's spring forward. We're
Speaker 1: springing forward and gonna try spring fruity pebbles. This is
Speaker 1: this what they've got. I never knew they had spring,
Speaker 1: they have summer, they've got winter, they got the winter ones. Okay,
Speaker 1: they don't have I don't think they have fall for
Speaker 1: the Halloween one. This is about to taste like fruity pebbles.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I hope so, because I'm ready for a
Speaker 1: five bowler.
Speaker 3: I don't know about you, Okay, I just I don't
Speaker 3: know why.
Speaker 1: The one by the way, Okay, don't worry about that.
Speaker 1: This is just filler. Okay, this is that opened really easy.
Speaker 1: This might be stale. No, it's a December fourth. No, no,
Speaker 1: but oh those are some nice colors. Look at that
Speaker 1: spring colors. The other pastels.
Speaker 3: Again, we stift two more seasons, full seasons. Yes, I
Speaker 3: have to go through the depressing winter.
Speaker 1: Well you'll get the Halloween pebbles for that.
Speaker 3: And I'm so sorry, folks, but the winter is the
Speaker 3: most depressing, especially if you're in the Northeast. It's just
Speaker 3: gray and miserable every day. While I go back, Oh god,
Speaker 3: now you've given me seasonal depression.
Speaker 1: While I go back to the farmland fresh Terre's fridge,
Speaker 1: would you please tell me who the characters are on
Speaker 1: in the front of that box.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the Fred. That's his friend Roger Butterfly.
Speaker 3: That's Velma because none of these things are right. No,
Speaker 3: that's Bam bam. No, that's that's Velma Junior. It's this
Speaker 3: that's Barney Rock Pebble Pebbles. And this is the time.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the thread. Yeah Fred. So that's Dino Dino Dinosaur.
Speaker 3: That's his friend Dina Jr. No, well now they can't
Speaker 3: even see it because.
Speaker 1: The stupid zoom doesn't work anyway. That's his wife. Uh,
Speaker 1: Rosie O'Donnell, she played Betty. Yeah, and it's Barney's wife.
Speaker 1: And that's the Bam Bam. That's the bam bam. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And that's Velma. It's Wilma. Velma is Scooby Doo.
Speaker 3: Uh okay, all right, wait, who's in the Jetsons The Jetsons. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's Rosie the Robot, the wife meet George Jetson.
Speaker 1: And his wife. They don't say is why they don't
Speaker 1: say her name in the open. But it's Judy. No,
Speaker 1: Judy's the daughter. No, oh my god, Jane, stop this
Speaker 1: crazy thing. Jane his wife. Doo doo doo doo, doom
Speaker 1: doom doom, doom doom doom dum drink Yeah, daughter, Judy
Speaker 1: his boy Elroy, Jane his wife. Okay, yeah cool? Do
Speaker 1: you know that? No, that's why I asked. I you know,
Speaker 1: I I feel like a sausage today, Andrew, this shirt
Speaker 1: is way too small for me, and it's a large.
Speaker 1: I don't think nobody's looking. Nobody's looking because these videos
Speaker 1: haven't been uploaded to YouTube in six months. It's been
Speaker 1: two months. Sorry, I have a lot going on. Hey,
Speaker 1: everybody does I really wish that we could smell someone
Speaker 1: else to upload, but the listen, don't we have interns
Speaker 1: that can do that. No, actually, maybe that's a good
Speaker 1: idea that gosh, okay, smells like fruity pebbles, looks not
Speaker 1: like fruity pebbles. But let's go. What do you think?
Speaker 1: Hmm m a fruity pebble? Mm hmm somehow even tell
Speaker 1: it's a little bit sweeter but five balls from me
Speaker 1: more bowls on a spoon, I think I usually give
Speaker 1: it that. They're good. It's pebbles. If I had a
Speaker 1: button on this T shirt, I would have just popped.
Speaker 1: Nobody is looking at your dude. I am like crammed
Speaker 1: in this shirt. You have so much roots. Stop. I
Speaker 1: need I need the This is when I'm in between
Speaker 1: the large and the extra large. Where's the company that's
Speaker 1: going to make the large? You're Oh, damn, I threw
Speaker 1: away my spoon. That's okay, we'll give you another. I
Speaker 1: know you hate the Earth and the turtles. Lick selling hmm,
Speaker 1: you're lick selling large excelling. Yeah, no, good limited edition.
Speaker 1: You'll probably find it on like the shell rack and
Speaker 1: Big Lots or something. At this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's the spring fruity prebbles. And if you're
Speaker 3: listening to this, it's September of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Four, so yeah, cool springs on the way it is.
Speaker 3: You can't say that when this is a cereal from
Speaker 3: spring to twenty twenty four. Also, why am I going out.
Speaker 1: And in with the lighting here? Because this stupid camera
Speaker 1: it just started doing this. I don't know when it
Speaker 1: started happening. You got the e meat. Why don't we
Speaker 1: hook that up? Because remember everyone was complaining about that
Speaker 1: one too. We never used that one because we did No,
Speaker 1: Fritz never did it. Fritz never turned that one on,
Speaker 1: never hooked it in. Now we used it on my laptop, remember, no, yes, no,
Speaker 1: we used that one on your lafe. No we didn't.
Speaker 1: We use that one.
Speaker 3: And remember it was going in and out and people
Speaker 3: were saying that like it was making the motion sick.
Speaker 3: Sure this next cereal we're gonna do just forgot.
Speaker 1: Now he's just trying to move on. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: this next cereal because Diamond wants me to. She wants
Speaker 1: to eat it, and I said it's not open yet,
Speaker 1: so you can't have it. We did one of these
Speaker 1: last week. We did the We did the marshmallow jitters
Speaker 1: one whatever it was called. Oh glitters, I have jitters
Speaker 1: from all the sugar. But so it's another always saved
Speaker 1: cereal straight from Kansas City. This is cocoa crisp rice
Speaker 1: sweetened cereal.
Speaker 3: So it's basically just chocolate fruity pebbles or chocolate pebbles,
Speaker 3: chocolate cocoa crunch.
Speaker 1: Yes they're chocolate fruity pebbles entered chocolate punch. First of all,
Speaker 1: those are called chocolate crunch. Those are called cocoa pebbles,
Speaker 1: coca pebbles. These also could be cocoa crispies. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure until we open it up and see what the
Speaker 1: actual rice pieces look like. Okay, if they're a little flatter,
Speaker 1: then they're pebbles. If they're a little more oblong than
Speaker 1: they're crispies, cool, Great, You're I'm not your friend anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. I'm just not. I'm looking
Speaker 1: forward to the sea. These have such hard to open bags.
Speaker 1: The guess one was to Dimond, we're doing a cereal
Speaker 1: for you because you wanted to try it. See, I
Speaker 1: have a bad neck too. Oh I'm sorry. Did you
Speaker 1: hurt yourself by getting scared? Don't make fun of me.
Speaker 3: I've had I've had a pinch nerve in my neck,
Speaker 3: oh the past three days, an actual pinch nerve.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Diamond, you'll be able to have this tomorrow. So
Speaker 1: they look like and smell like coco pebble. So I
Speaker 1: mean this is gonna be this is basically going to
Speaker 1: be it. Yeah, Andrew, Oh my goodness, he does not
Speaker 1: care about this podcast at all. It is time and
Speaker 1: time again, it's proven how you don't care about this podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, Well, when everyone gets their video and
Speaker 3: the audio is uploaded.
Speaker 1: You said today you were like, oh, I had no
Speaker 1: idea that was even getting done. Yeah, because it's me
Speaker 1: in the background. I didn't say that. I said, no,
Speaker 1: go back of the tape, the back of the tape,
Speaker 1: let me go put it on a deck. So we're
Speaker 1: using our delicious ice cold Farmland Fresh Dairy's whole milk,
Speaker 1: the best milk ever, Yes, in the in the plastic
Speaker 1: half gallon jug. Picked it up a key food. Don't
Speaker 1: you know I have a key food by my house?
Speaker 4: You do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said that time and time again. So what
Speaker 1: do you bring the milk next time? Why am I
Speaker 1: always running to get the milk because you're the one
Speaker 1: that put it in to get the allowance for it.
Speaker 1: But you steal half of it anyway? No, please, here
Speaker 1: we go. I steal. So it's just like cocoa pebbles.
Speaker 1: Let's say, if it tastes the same, mmm, I'm glod
Speaker 1: it is. And you know what, this is a cross
Speaker 1: between cocoa pebbles and cocoa coas. Yes, I was thinking
Speaker 1: the same thing. It is what they call a hybrid. Yeah, delicious,
Speaker 1: that is really good. I give it four bowls in
Speaker 1: a spoon. Hm, I'm I'm gonna gave it five balls.
Speaker 1: It's delicious. I love coco pebbles. You know that that's
Speaker 1: top tier for me. I know it is. I don't
Speaker 1: want to eat too much more of this because I'm
Speaker 1: really going to burst out of the shirt. Mmm.
Speaker 4: Not great, yeah, oh glub all right, Well, I savor
Speaker 4: the flavor. Well, I have to wait for the I
Speaker 4: want the milk. I gotta drink the milk. I'm so
Speaker 4: excited for the milk. So as soon as we come
Speaker 4: back from his break, I'll drink the milk. We'll be
Speaker 4: back right after this.
Speaker 1: Talk about a tease, guys, d damn, damn, and we're back.
Speaker 1: I'm going to drink the milk, now. M there's nothing
Speaker 1: like farm them fresh aries. You haven't been putting in
Speaker 1: the ads, have you sat? No, I have to do that. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I haven't done that in weeks so much or ever? Great?
Speaker 1: Great great great? Wait, so we've been making no money.
Speaker 1: I don't think you ever showed me how to do that.
Speaker 1: I did, you did? I did? Oh I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I don't do that. Yeah, and that's what you said,
Speaker 1: I don't do that. I didn't even know. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Oh so we've been doing all this for naught.
Speaker 3: Yep, I'll go in afterwards. Just added to my list,
Speaker 3: added to my infinite list.
Speaker 1: You need an intern. I need somebody who's going to
Speaker 1: be a fair partner. Shut out. I have a fair part.
Speaker 1: Where do you think all the cereal comes from? And
Speaker 1: the milk, and the titles and the curation and the
Speaker 1: spring twenty twenty four sea pebbles? Yeah, in September. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's curated. These are pebbles. These are like pebbles. And
Speaker 1: wait you see the next one? Okay, let me guess.
Speaker 1: Is it Halloween pebbles?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: You ready? That calls for a fanfare, Andrew, I love fanfare.
Speaker 1: This is a box of new cereal from our friends
Speaker 1: at General Mills. I love getting new cereals before they're out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one. Let me tell you something. The weirdest thing
Speaker 1: is I came in yesterday. This was sitting on my chair.
Speaker 1: The night before. I was searching far and wide online
Speaker 1: to see where I could buy it. Not available anywhere yet.
Speaker 1: It's being sprinkled into some stores, but it's very hard
Speaker 1: to find still with sprinkles. A hint, no, no, no, wait,
Speaker 1: can you tell me who it's from? General Miller. I know,
Speaker 1: give me a hint.
Speaker 3: Lucky Lucky Charms, Halloween Lucky Charms. No cups cos Yeah,
Speaker 3: Anna Kendrick, Uh crunch.
Speaker 1: Huh hmhm crunch you're ready? And cups? Yes, it's the
Speaker 1: Kelsey mix. Andrew. Oh wow, look at that. It's Reese's Puff, Cinnamon,
Speaker 1: Toe's Crunch and Lucky Charms all rolled into one.
Speaker 3: You know. I really love that they're getting into cereal.
Speaker 3: But I wish they would go to the Serial podcast
Speaker 3: and try and do some stuff.
Speaker 1: With them, like us. Yes, because we are an award
Speaker 1: nominated show. We are, we should be having them as guests.
Speaker 3: You have.
Speaker 1: But he won that award. Remember, yeah, we were there.
Speaker 1: They weren't there for it, and now they couldn't be there,
Speaker 1: but they won the award for the Podcast of the Year.
Speaker 1: I think, well, so did the Food podcast that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody was there. We showed up. We show you know what.
Speaker 1: Let it be a lesson in life. Always show up.
Speaker 3: Because if someone's paying for your ticket and your hotel
Speaker 3: doesn't hurt.
Speaker 1: So bad when you lose. So anyway, there was all
Speaker 1: kind of hubbub online about this, you know, last month
Speaker 1: or so. So they got together with General Mills and
Speaker 1: and they put their favorite cereals together and this is it.
Speaker 1: Anybody could do this. I mean, the whole thing was,
Speaker 1: now you don't have to go out and buy three boxes.
Speaker 3: You hate that, well, but you have been a long
Speaker 3: time hater of cereal mixing, you're right.
Speaker 1: But when it comes as the mix, when it comes
Speaker 1: as I just shook like a bowl of jelly, I can't.
Speaker 1: When it comes as the mix, then it's okay because
Speaker 1: it is the cereal. So I'm okay with this. I'm
Speaker 1: not okay with you going DTDTD. I'm pouring three different
Speaker 1: boxes into a into a bowl. But technically to make
Speaker 1: that they did go d DDT D a bowl. Not really, No, no,
Speaker 1: that's exactly how it happened. It's no, the machine did it.
Speaker 1: The machine did not do it.
Speaker 3: They didn't pour the original concept of Kelsey mix with
Speaker 3: them going dd.
Speaker 1: Yes with three different cereals. If then the machine did it,
Speaker 1: so it's okay. At the plant at the General Mills plant,
Speaker 1: the machine just put them all together. I have so
Speaker 1: many questions that I'm just not going to get the
Speaker 1: right answer too. So I'm just just all kinds of
Speaker 1: smells here, but peanut butter is the predominant one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm slightly exciting. You know why they did this because
Speaker 1: were they just sitting there there are a bunch of
Speaker 1: goofballs and they're just like, oh, we like Cereal, and
Speaker 1: they just they talked about their favorite cereals and here
Speaker 1: it is cool. Yeah, I should probably listen to that podcast.
Speaker 1: Are you into sports?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Not Kelsey Brothers. I mean they must talk about Cereal
Speaker 1: and Taylor Swift. Right, That's exactly it. That's what it's
Speaker 1: all about. Yeah, we call it the Kelsey Mix. It's
Speaker 1: our three favorite cereals mixed together. Isn't it coincidental that
Speaker 1: they're all General Mills. Ooh you know what? Andrew? Yeah,
Speaker 1: scam Malama ding Dong Right, all right, talking about the
Speaker 1: cereals mix. Thanks to posts for Farland Fresh Stairyes, whole
Speaker 1: milk is perfect for this mix. Andrew, Okay, you ready great,
Speaker 1: I'm excited for this. I got two marshmallows in this
Speaker 1: whole thing. You see the Reese's puffs there, both kinds
Speaker 1: of puffs. There's a lucky charms pieces. I got it.
Speaker 1: I got a red heart. Make sure you get a
Speaker 1: little bit of everything. I am got a red heart there,
Speaker 1: and I need one CTC piece? What ctc Cinnamento's crunch.
Speaker 1: I mean it kind of works. It's like it's what
Speaker 1: the changes like outdoors. Yeah, it's like a trail mix
Speaker 1: for breakfast. I don't like it. It's a cereal trail mix.
Speaker 1: The peanut butter is overpowering. But I taste of cinnamon too.
Speaker 1: I don't taste any of it. There's not enough marshmallows
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 3: I think if they were to mix the cinnamon Too's
Speaker 3: crunch and the Reese's puff into one ball and make
Speaker 3: it like a cinnamon peanut butter APUs.
Speaker 1: That's too much work. Okay, that's a whole other cereals.
Speaker 1: I'm just talking about what I would like right now.
Speaker 1: That's a whole other cereal.
Speaker 3: And then just add marshmallows and it would have been better.
Speaker 3: But right now, eating three different shaped things is a lot.
Speaker 1: It bothers your palate. You get the puff of a
Speaker 1: Reese's puff.
Speaker 3: You get the square, the square toasty thing, and then
Speaker 3: you got the Lucky Charms pieces and then oh wait
Speaker 3: we forgot Hey, guess what, here's marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little too much. Also, do the peanut
Speaker 1: are the dark and the light? Verese's puffs is the
Speaker 1: same thing. No one's peanut butter one's chocolate. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't like that. Tasted them separate. Yeah, it changes a
Speaker 1: flavor on which one you're eating. So I do believe
Speaker 1: that this is a gimmicky thing. It won't be around
Speaker 1: that long, but you'll see it in stores. It'll be
Speaker 1: all the rage. People will buy it, and then it
Speaker 1: will go away. It's okay, it's it's cereals we've all
Speaker 1: had before. I'm going to give it four balls because
Speaker 1: it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: I like each of these cereals individually, together I dislike, Okay,
Speaker 3: so I'm going to give this two balls.
Speaker 1: Two It is too much.
Speaker 3: I don't like how the peanut butter is mixing with
Speaker 3: the Lucky Charm marshmallows. I don't like all the different
Speaker 3: shapes being involved. It's funny, it's kitchy. I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: take the serious.
Speaker 1: But that is proof that we do not favor cereal
Speaker 1: companies that just send us stuff. Yes, we are true
Speaker 1: to our you know, ratings submission statement. That's right, which
Speaker 1: is I'm a dope and Scott knows everything, so and
Speaker 1: he's just along for the ride. Question. Yes, if you
Speaker 1: are a brand out there, okay, and you have cereals, wait,
Speaker 1: am I the brand? No, you're just you're just throwing
Speaker 1: it out. I'm just saying you're asking me a question,
Speaker 1: you're throwing it out. I'm throwing it out there. Okay.
Speaker 3: If you are a brand that just has cereal that's
Speaker 3: being made, and you want to face on your cereal,
Speaker 3: call us.
Speaker 1: We will happily be the face of a cereal. We
Speaker 1: apparently I'm going to be the face because I'm in
Speaker 1: the dark. Cool cool, cool, hold on, But what if
Speaker 1: we don't like the cereal? We just get paid to say.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: You can go to companies that just are like always right,
Speaker 3: that are making that's like a generic store brand.
Speaker 1: Yes, hey you can get the gen you can get
Speaker 1: I just got a bloody nose, Oh my nose, that's football.
Speaker 3: You could go and get this generic and that can
Speaker 3: I just be in the light for once.
Speaker 1: No one knows you're talking about because you don't post
Speaker 1: these videos.
Speaker 3: If you we can make a generic cereal and we
Speaker 3: just put our faces on it, mm hmm. We just
Speaker 3: need to find that company. So if you're a generic
Speaker 3: cereal company and you're looking for a face to it,
Speaker 3: we would love to be a part of it.
Speaker 1: This cereal milk from the always Say Cocoachris Rice with
Speaker 1: the farm the fresh Sturi's Whole milk is delicious, so good,
Speaker 1: It's like everything. It's thick, delicious chocolate milk. Yum.
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, if you're a generic cereal maker, call us
Speaker 3: because we want to make our own cereal cool.
Speaker 1: We would make a great cereal. No, yes, we would, Okay,
Speaker 1: what we would call it?
Speaker 3: Well, again, they're making the generic version of it, so
Speaker 3: if it's chocolate, we'd be able to try. And then
Speaker 3: if you want to add marshmallows to it, could be
Speaker 3: like Scotty's Chocoate crunch. Okay, mine would definitely be a
Speaker 3: Lucky Charms, but cinnamon Lucky Charms.
Speaker 1: Mine's gonna have marshmallows and chocolate something. Mine is cinnamon
Speaker 1: Lucky Charms. Mine's gonna be old school rocky Road back
Speaker 1: with a vengeance for the current age. So cool man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it pothole cereal? How about that? It
Speaker 1: is rocky Road, yes, but it's full of potholes. WHOA
Speaker 1: you like it? There's gonna be little divots in the
Speaker 1: anti establishment dude, Yeah, Ranch against the Machine. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to this episode of Serial Killers. I'm Scotty B.
Speaker 1: This is Andrew in case you didn't know that. Please
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Speaker 1: so okay, yeah that's not happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be a long shot must the Kelseys
Speaker 3: feature us? Hey, Kelsey Brothers, I know that you made
Speaker 3: this mix, and I know I gave it too Bowls.
Speaker 3: I liked it, but I'd love to discuss with you
Speaker 3: as to why I gave it to balls and maybe
Speaker 3: give you some options. I feel like i'd be really
Speaker 3: good friends with them.
Speaker 1: Hey, we're both on iHeart. Yeah, well they're only on
Speaker 1: they're owned by Amazon.
Speaker 3: Oh but we just it's just every podcast. You didn't
Speaker 3: have to be Anyeheart of That's right, it's everywhere. Yeah, Okay, listen,
Speaker 3: we gotta go. We'll see you soon with a bull
Speaker 3: chat maybe.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to take you back to the home
Speaker 1: definitely Monday with an all new Serial Killers Until we
Speaker 1: see you then say Crunch and we love you by
Speaker 1: C is what we say. Whatever, Testy New?
Speaker 4: Do you? Okay,