WEBVTT - Spring Forward

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Andrew, what's up? I'm good? How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>This is my favorite of the opening. I wish we

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<v Speaker 1>could do a bull chat today.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I am Yeah, I am you.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, I love that cereal was spelled s E R

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<v Speaker 3>I A L. I didn't do it like the actual

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<v Speaker 3>yes more famous show.

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<v Speaker 1>One of these days we might Why is that so

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<v Speaker 1>much louder? Would you look at that? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Something's not right around here. Well I guess I'll put

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<v Speaker 1>it in my little dudad. Look as long as we're recording,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all that matters. Hey, Andrew, this is Serial Killers. Great,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a podcast. It is a podcast. You ready to eat?

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<v Speaker 1>So this is September? Yeah, you know it's pumpkin spice season. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what's on the way Wednesday? Spring? Why spring

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<v Speaker 1>is on the way.

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<v Speaker 3>There's still fall. We're not even in fall yet. I

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<v Speaker 3>know we're not even in winter yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but spring is coming. How dude, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't call yourself a master curator and give me a

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<v Speaker 3>spring cereal in all?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? Well? Matt sent us this? I

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<v Speaker 1>love you, Matt. But what he found in the store? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we've already had summer fruity pebbles. But let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>jump on this expired. Let's spring. Well, that's what we

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<v Speaker 1>got to do it now, December, let's spring forward. We're

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<v Speaker 1>springing forward and gonna try spring fruity pebbles. This is

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<v Speaker 1>this what they've got. I never knew they had spring,

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<v Speaker 1>they have summer, they've got winter, they got the winter ones. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't have I don't think they have fall for

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<v Speaker 1>the Halloween one. This is about to taste like fruity pebbles.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. I hope so, because I'm ready for a

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<v Speaker 1>five bowler.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know about you, Okay, I just I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know why.

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<v Speaker 1>The one by the way, Okay, don't worry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just filler. Okay, this is that opened really easy.

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<v Speaker 1>This might be stale. No, it's a December fourth. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but oh those are some nice colors. Look at that

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<v Speaker 1>spring colors. The other pastels.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, we stift two more seasons, full seasons. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 3>have to go through the depressing winter.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you'll get the Halloween pebbles for that.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm so sorry, folks, but the winter is the

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<v Speaker 3>most depressing, especially if you're in the Northeast. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>gray and miserable every day. While I go back, Oh god,

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<v Speaker 3>now you've given me seasonal depression.

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<v Speaker 1>While I go back to the farmland fresh Terre's fridge,

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<v Speaker 1>would you please tell me who the characters are on

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<v Speaker 1>in the front of that box.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is the Fred. That's his friend Roger Butterfly.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Velma because none of these things are right. No,

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<v Speaker 3>that's Bam bam. No, that's that's Velma Junior. It's this

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<v Speaker 3>that's Barney Rock Pebble Pebbles. And this is the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's the thread. Yeah Fred. So that's Dino Dino Dinosaur.

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<v Speaker 3>That's his friend Dina Jr. No, well now they can't

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<v Speaker 3>even see it because.

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<v Speaker 1>The stupid zoom doesn't work anyway. That's his wife. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Rosie O'Donnell, she played Betty. Yeah, and it's Barney's wife.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the Bam Bam. That's the bam bam. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's Velma. It's Wilma. Velma is Scooby Doo.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh okay, all right, wait, who's in the Jetsons The Jetsons. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's Rosie the Robot, the wife meet George Jetson.

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<v Speaker 1>And his wife. They don't say is why they don't

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<v Speaker 1>say her name in the open. But it's Judy. No,

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<v Speaker 1>Judy's the daughter. No, oh my god, Jane, stop this

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<v Speaker 1>crazy thing. Jane his wife. Doo doo doo doo, doom

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<v Speaker 1>doom doom, doom doom doom dum drink Yeah, daughter, Judy

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<v Speaker 1>his boy Elroy, Jane his wife. Okay, yeah cool? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know that? No, that's why I asked. I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I I feel like a sausage today, Andrew, this shirt

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<v Speaker 1>is way too small for me, and it's a large.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think nobody's looking. Nobody's looking because these videos

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<v Speaker 1>haven't been uploaded to YouTube in six months. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>two months. Sorry, I have a lot going on. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody does I really wish that we could smell someone

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<v Speaker 1>else to upload, but the listen, don't we have interns

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<v Speaker 1>that can do that. No, actually, maybe that's a good

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<v Speaker 1>idea that gosh, okay, smells like fruity pebbles, looks not

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<v Speaker 1>like fruity pebbles. But let's go. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm m a fruity pebble? Mm hmm somehow even tell

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little bit sweeter but five balls from me

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<v Speaker 1>more bowls on a spoon, I think I usually give

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<v Speaker 1>it that. They're good. It's pebbles. If I had a

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<v Speaker 1>button on this T shirt, I would have just popped.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody is looking at your dude. I am like crammed

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<v Speaker 1>in this shirt. You have so much roots. Stop. I

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<v Speaker 1>need I need the This is when I'm in between

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<v Speaker 1>the large and the extra large. Where's the company that's

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<v Speaker 1>going to make the large? You're Oh, damn, I threw

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<v Speaker 1>away my spoon. That's okay, we'll give you another. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you hate the Earth and the turtles. Lick selling hmm,

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<v Speaker 1>you're lick selling large excelling. Yeah, no, good limited edition.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll probably find it on like the shell rack and

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<v Speaker 1>Big Lots or something. At this point.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because it's the spring fruity prebbles. And if you're

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<v Speaker 3>listening to this, it's September of twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Four, so yeah, cool springs on the way it is.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't say that when this is a cereal from

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<v Speaker 3>spring to twenty twenty four. Also, why am I going out.

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<v Speaker 1>And in with the lighting here? Because this stupid camera

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<v Speaker 1>it just started doing this. I don't know when it

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<v Speaker 1>started happening. You got the e meat. Why don't we

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<v Speaker 1>hook that up? Because remember everyone was complaining about that

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<v Speaker 1>one too. We never used that one because we did No,

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<v Speaker 1>Fritz never did it. Fritz never turned that one on,

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<v Speaker 1>never hooked it in. Now we used it on my laptop, remember, no, yes, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we used that one on your lafe. No we didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>We use that one.

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<v Speaker 3>And remember it was going in and out and people

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<v Speaker 3>were saying that like it was making the motion sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure this next cereal we're gonna do just forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's just trying to move on. We're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>this next cereal because Diamond wants me to. She wants

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<v Speaker 1>to eat it, and I said it's not open yet,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can't have it. We did one of these

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<v Speaker 1>last week. We did the We did the marshmallow jitters

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<v Speaker 1>one whatever it was called. Oh glitters, I have jitters

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<v Speaker 1>from all the sugar. But so it's another always saved

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<v Speaker 1>cereal straight from Kansas City. This is cocoa crisp rice

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<v Speaker 1>sweetened cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's basically just chocolate fruity pebbles or chocolate pebbles,

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<v Speaker 3>chocolate cocoa crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes they're chocolate fruity pebbles entered chocolate punch. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>those are called chocolate crunch. Those are called cocoa pebbles,

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<v Speaker 1>coca pebbles. These also could be cocoa crispies. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure until we open it up and see what the

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<v Speaker 1>actual rice pieces look like. Okay, if they're a little flatter,

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<v Speaker 1>then they're pebbles. If they're a little more oblong than

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<v Speaker 1>they're crispies, cool, Great, You're I'm not your friend anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking forward to it. I'm just not. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>forward to the sea. These have such hard to open bags.

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<v Speaker 1>The guess one was to Dimond, we're doing a cereal

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<v Speaker 1>for you because you wanted to try it. See, I

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<v Speaker 1>have a bad neck too. Oh I'm sorry. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>hurt yourself by getting scared? Don't make fun of me.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had I've had a pinch nerve in my neck,

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<v Speaker 3>oh the past three days, an actual pinch nerve.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Diamond, you'll be able to have this tomorrow. So

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<v Speaker 1>they look like and smell like coco pebble. So I

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<v Speaker 1>mean this is gonna be this is basically going to

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<v Speaker 1>be it. Yeah, Andrew, Oh my goodness, he does not

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<v Speaker 1>care about this podcast at all. It is time and

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<v Speaker 1>time again, it's proven how you don't care about this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really yeah, Well, when everyone gets their video and

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<v Speaker 3>the audio is uploaded.

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<v Speaker 1>You said today you were like, oh, I had no

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<v Speaker 1>idea that was even getting done. Yeah, because it's me

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<v Speaker 1>in the background. I didn't say that. I said, no,

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<v Speaker 1>go back of the tape, the back of the tape,

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<v Speaker 1>let me go put it on a deck. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>using our delicious ice cold Farmland Fresh Dairy's whole milk,

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<v Speaker 1>the best milk ever, Yes, in the in the plastic

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<v Speaker 1>half gallon jug. Picked it up a key food. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you know I have a key food by my house?

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<v Speaker 4>You do?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I said that time and time again. So what

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<v Speaker 1>do you bring the milk next time? Why am I

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<v Speaker 1>always running to get the milk because you're the one

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<v Speaker 1>that put it in to get the allowance for it.

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<v Speaker 1>But you steal half of it anyway? No, please, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. I steal. So it's just like cocoa pebbles.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say, if it tastes the same, mmm, I'm glod

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<v Speaker 1>it is. And you know what, this is a cross

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<v Speaker 1>between cocoa pebbles and cocoa coas. Yes, I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing. It is what they call a hybrid. Yeah, delicious,

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<v Speaker 1>that is really good. I give it four bowls in

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<v Speaker 1>a spoon. Hm, I'm I'm gonna gave it five balls.

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<v Speaker 1>It's delicious. I love coco pebbles. You know that that's

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<v Speaker 1>top tier for me. I know it is. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to eat too much more of this because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really going to burst out of the shirt. Mmm.

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<v Speaker 4>Not great, yeah, oh glub all right, Well, I savor

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<v Speaker 4>the flavor. Well, I have to wait for the I

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<v Speaker 4>want the milk. I gotta drink the milk. I'm so

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<v Speaker 4>excited for the milk. So as soon as we come

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<v Speaker 4>back from his break, I'll drink the milk. We'll be

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<v Speaker 4>back right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about a tease, guys, d damn, damn, and we're back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to drink the milk, now. M there's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>like farm them fresh aries. You haven't been putting in

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<v Speaker 1>the ads, have you sat? No, I have to do that. Yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't done that in weeks so much or ever? Great?

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<v Speaker 1>Great great great? Wait, so we've been making no money.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you ever showed me how to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, you did? I did? Oh I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do that. Yeah, and that's what you said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do that. I didn't even know. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so we've been doing all this for naught.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, I'll go in afterwards. Just added to my list,

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<v Speaker 3>added to my infinite list.

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<v Speaker 1>You need an intern. I need somebody who's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a fair partner. Shut out. I have a fair part.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you think all the cereal comes from? And

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<v Speaker 1>the milk, and the titles and the curation and the

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<v Speaker 1>spring twenty twenty four sea pebbles? Yeah, in September. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's curated. These are pebbles. These are like pebbles. And

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<v Speaker 1>wait you see the next one? Okay, let me guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it Halloween pebbles?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>You ready? That calls for a fanfare, Andrew, I love fanfare.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a box of new cereal from our friends

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<v Speaker 1>at General Mills. I love getting new cereals before they're out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Let me tell you something. The weirdest thing

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<v Speaker 1>is I came in yesterday. This was sitting on my chair.

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<v Speaker 1>The night before. I was searching far and wide online

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<v Speaker 1>to see where I could buy it. Not available anywhere yet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's being sprinkled into some stores, but it's very hard

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<v Speaker 1>to find still with sprinkles. A hint, no, no, no, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>can you tell me who it's from? General Miller. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>give me a hint.

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<v Speaker 3>Lucky Lucky Charms, Halloween Lucky Charms. No cups cos Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Anna Kendrick, Uh crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh hmhm crunch you're ready? And cups? Yes, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>Kelsey mix. Andrew. Oh wow, look at that. It's Reese's Puff, Cinnamon,

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<v Speaker 1>Toe's Crunch and Lucky Charms all rolled into one.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. I really love that they're getting into cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>But I wish they would go to the Serial podcast

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<v Speaker 3>and try and do some stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>With them, like us. Yes, because we are an award

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<v Speaker 1>nominated show. We are, we should be having them as guests.

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<v Speaker 3>You have.

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<v Speaker 1>But he won that award. Remember, yeah, we were there.

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<v Speaker 1>They weren't there for it, and now they couldn't be there,

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<v Speaker 1>but they won the award for the Podcast of the Year.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, well, so did the Food podcast that one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody was there. We showed up. We show you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>Let it be a lesson in life. Always show up.

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<v Speaker 3>Because if someone's paying for your ticket and your hotel

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>So bad when you lose. So anyway, there was all

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hubbub online about this, you know, last month

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<v Speaker 1>or so. So they got together with General Mills and

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<v Speaker 1>and they put their favorite cereals together and this is it.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody could do this. I mean, the whole thing was,

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<v Speaker 1>now you don't have to go out and buy three boxes.

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<v Speaker 3>You hate that, well, but you have been a long

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<v Speaker 3>time hater of cereal mixing, you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>But when it comes as the mix, when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>as I just shook like a bowl of jelly, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>When it comes as the mix, then it's okay because

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<v Speaker 1>it is the cereal. So I'm okay with this. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not okay with you going DTDTD. I'm pouring three different

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<v Speaker 1>boxes into a into a bowl. But technically to make

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<v Speaker 1>that they did go d DDT D a bowl. Not really, No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's exactly how it happened. It's no, the machine did it.

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<v Speaker 1>The machine did not do it.

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<v Speaker 3>They didn't pour the original concept of Kelsey mix with

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<v Speaker 3>them going dd.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes with three different cereals. If then the machine did it,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's okay. At the plant at the General Mills plant,

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<v Speaker 1>the machine just put them all together. I have so

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<v Speaker 1>many questions that I'm just not going to get the

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<v Speaker 1>right answer too. So I'm just just all kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>smells here, but peanut butter is the predominant one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm slightly exciting. You know why they did this because

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<v Speaker 1>were they just sitting there there are a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>goofballs and they're just like, oh, we like Cereal, and

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<v Speaker 1>they just they talked about their favorite cereals and here

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<v Speaker 1>it is cool. Yeah, I should probably listen to that podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you into sports?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Not Kelsey Brothers. I mean they must talk about Cereal

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<v Speaker 1>and Taylor Swift. Right, That's exactly it. That's what it's

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<v Speaker 1>all about. Yeah, we call it the Kelsey Mix. It's

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<v Speaker 1>our three favorite cereals mixed together. Isn't it coincidental that

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<v Speaker 1>they're all General Mills. Ooh you know what? Andrew? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>scam Malama ding Dong Right, all right, talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>cereals mix. Thanks to posts for Farland Fresh Stairyes, whole

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<v Speaker 1>milk is perfect for this mix. Andrew, Okay, you ready great,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited for this. I got two marshmallows in this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. You see the Reese's puffs there, both kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of puffs. There's a lucky charms pieces. I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a red heart. Make sure you get a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of everything. I am got a red heart there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I need one CTC piece? What ctc Cinnamento's crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it kind of works. It's like it's what

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<v Speaker 1>the changes like outdoors. Yeah, it's like a trail mix

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<v Speaker 1>for breakfast. I don't like it. It's a cereal trail mix.

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<v Speaker 1>The peanut butter is overpowering. But I taste of cinnamon too.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't taste any of it. There's not enough marshmallows

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<v Speaker 1>in here.

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<v Speaker 3>I think if they were to mix the cinnamon Too's

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<v Speaker 3>crunch and the Reese's puff into one ball and make

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<v Speaker 3>it like a cinnamon peanut butter APUs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's too much work. Okay, that's a whole other cereals.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just talking about what I would like right now.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a whole other cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>And then just add marshmallows and it would have been better.

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<v Speaker 3>But right now, eating three different shaped things is a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>It bothers your palate. You get the puff of a

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<v Speaker 1>Reese's puff.

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<v Speaker 3>You get the square, the square toasty thing, and then

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<v Speaker 3>you got the Lucky Charms pieces and then oh wait

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<v Speaker 3>we forgot Hey, guess what, here's marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a little too much. Also, do the peanut

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<v Speaker 1>are the dark and the light? Verese's puffs is the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing. No one's peanut butter one's chocolate. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like that. Tasted them separate. Yeah, it changes a

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<v Speaker 1>flavor on which one you're eating. So I do believe

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<v Speaker 1>that this is a gimmicky thing. It won't be around

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<v Speaker 1>that long, but you'll see it in stores. It'll be

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<v Speaker 1>all the rage. People will buy it, and then it

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<v Speaker 1>will go away. It's okay, it's it's cereals we've all

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<v Speaker 1>had before. I'm going to give it four balls because

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>I like each of these cereals individually, together I dislike, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm going to give this two balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Two It is too much.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like how the peanut butter is mixing with

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<v Speaker 3>the Lucky Charm marshmallows. I don't like all the different

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<v Speaker 3>shapes being involved. It's funny, it's kitchy. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>take the serious.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is proof that we do not favor cereal

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<v Speaker 1>companies that just send us stuff. Yes, we are true

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<v Speaker 1>to our you know, ratings submission statement. That's right, which

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<v Speaker 1>is I'm a dope and Scott knows everything, so and

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<v Speaker 1>he's just along for the ride. Question. Yes, if you

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<v Speaker 1>are a brand out there, okay, and you have cereals, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>am I the brand? No, you're just you're just throwing

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<v Speaker 1>it out. I'm just saying you're asking me a question,

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<v Speaker 1>you're throwing it out. I'm throwing it out there. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>If you are a brand that just has cereal that's

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<v Speaker 3>being made, and you want to face on your cereal,

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<v Speaker 3>call us.

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<v Speaker 1>We will happily be the face of a cereal. We

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<v Speaker 1>apparently I'm going to be the face because I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the dark. Cool cool, cool, hold on, But what if

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<v Speaker 1>we don't like the cereal? We just get paid to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>You can go to companies that just are like always right,

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<v Speaker 3>that are making that's like a generic store brand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, hey you can get the gen you can get

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<v Speaker 1>I just got a bloody nose, Oh my nose, that's football.

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<v Speaker 3>You could go and get this generic and that can

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<v Speaker 3>I just be in the light for once.

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<v Speaker 1>No one knows you're talking about because you don't post

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<v Speaker 1>these videos.

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<v Speaker 3>If you we can make a generic cereal and we

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<v Speaker 3>just put our faces on it, mm hmm. We just

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<v Speaker 3>need to find that company. So if you're a generic

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<v Speaker 3>cereal company and you're looking for a face to it,

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<v Speaker 3>we would love to be a part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>This cereal milk from the always Say Cocoachris Rice with

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<v Speaker 1>the farm the fresh Sturi's Whole milk is delicious, so good,

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<v Speaker 1>It's like everything. It's thick, delicious chocolate milk. Yum.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, anyway, if you're a generic cereal maker, call us

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<v Speaker 3>because we want to make our own cereal cool.

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<v Speaker 1>We would make a great cereal. No, yes, we would, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what we would call it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, again, they're making the generic version of it, so

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<v Speaker 3>if it's chocolate, we'd be able to try. And then

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<v Speaker 3>if you want to add marshmallows to it, could be

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<v Speaker 3>like Scotty's Chocoate crunch. Okay, mine would definitely be a

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<v Speaker 3>Lucky Charms, but cinnamon Lucky Charms.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine's gonna have marshmallows and chocolate something. Mine is cinnamon

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<v Speaker 1>Lucky Charms. Mine's gonna be old school rocky Road back

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<v Speaker 1>with a vengeance for the current age. So cool man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call it pothole cereal? How about that? It

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<v Speaker 1>is rocky Road, yes, but it's full of potholes. WHOA

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<v Speaker 1>you like it? There's gonna be little divots in the

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<v Speaker 1>anti establishment dude, Yeah, Ranch against the Machine. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for listening to this episode of Serial Killers. I'm Scotty B.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited. Last season was the first year that

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<v Speaker 1>I tried it and I loved it. It was delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on the way, yes, yes, And please if if

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<v Speaker 1>this video happens to be on YouTube, there like it

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<v Speaker 1>and subscribe and things, and uh great, I'm gonna Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>Pug on Instagram. I want a plaque. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>throw a plaque from well we need one hundred thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>so okay, yeah that's not happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's gonna be a long shot must the Kelseys

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<v Speaker 3>feature us? Hey, Kelsey Brothers, I know that you made

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<v Speaker 3>this mix, and I know I gave it too Bowls.

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<v Speaker 3>I liked it, but I'd love to discuss with you

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<v Speaker 3>as to why I gave it to balls and maybe

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<v Speaker 3>give you some options. I feel like i'd be really

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<v Speaker 3>good friends with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, we're both on iHeart. Yeah, well they're only on

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<v Speaker 1>they're owned by Amazon.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh but we just it's just every podcast. You didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have to be Anyeheart of That's right, it's everywhere. Yeah, Okay, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>we gotta go. We'll see you soon with a bull

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<v Speaker 3>chat maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're going to take you back to the home

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<v Speaker 1>definitely Monday with an all new Serial Killers Until we

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<v Speaker 1>see you then say Crunch and we love you by

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<v Speaker 1>C is what we say. Whatever, Testy New?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you? Okay,