Speaker 1: What Jens lift service. I'm Angela Yee, I'm G. G.
Speaker 2: Maguire, I'm Jeordie George.
Speaker 3: We were just.
Speaker 1: Talking about your birthday coming up, so you're an aries, Yes,
Speaker 1: I was just looking at this thing about forgiving people
Speaker 1: right before you got here. How long does your signs
Speaker 1: stay angry? So Jesus a Gemini? Hers is a few seconds,
Speaker 1: my shirts a few seconds. Yeah, just if you take
Speaker 1: it to me and Jordan are capricorns. It says we
Speaker 1: will never forgive whatever, and I want to see if
Speaker 1: yours is accurate. How long do you stay angry?
Speaker 3: Depends on the person?
Speaker 1: It says here maximum a day.
Speaker 3: No, hell no, be a Gemini.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think mine is pretty accurate. I really will
Speaker 1: literally if I don't like if you make me. You
Speaker 1: know that, if I don't fuck with you, it's like
Speaker 1: for life. Yeah, I'm not gonna do nothing. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say I'm like angry. I'm just like eternal sunshine.
Speaker 3: I think me not knowing that directly about you, that's
Speaker 3: to come. When I give you my word, I'll make
Speaker 3: sure I'll come through. And if I say that I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get you flowers, I will literally go out fitting
Speaker 3: twinmers out my way to make sure I come with
Speaker 3: something in my hand for you. Not that you'll get mad,
Speaker 3: but I assume because of the of the bomb relationship
Speaker 3: that we have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's reasons I could have been, like when you
Speaker 1: were mean to that woman at the show, but I'll
Speaker 1: never but you didn't know her.
Speaker 4: She deserved it.
Speaker 3: She deserved it because she's so sweet. She just protects everybody.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. You never know what somebody's going through, right,
Speaker 1: That's true, And you know that's the fact. I remember
Speaker 1: another comedian I was at his show and he was
Speaker 1: so rude to this woman and then she I was
Speaker 1: being nice to her and she told me that her
Speaker 1: son died last year and all things happen, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I felt bad. I was like, you know, sometimes people
Speaker 1: are out in there just because I think the problem
Speaker 1: is sometimes people try to also be funny with comedians,
Speaker 1: and if they're you're not a comedian, and you're like,
Speaker 1: sometimes people would like try to actually be funny, and
Speaker 1: it's awkward and not funny.
Speaker 2: And you'll get your feelings hurt.
Speaker 3: I totally agree. Basically, play your position and come to
Speaker 3: enjoy yourself and don't go toe to toe. I totally agree.
Speaker 1: You went to my job trying to take my job
Speaker 1: right right, because it never works like no comedians are like,
Speaker 1: oh you're really funny, I should put you on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it never works very selfom Now, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3: Every now and then somebody is shocked.
Speaker 1: Somebody breaks through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody breaks through. I remember years ago I was
Speaker 3: doing a show with Oakland and I guess my elbows
Speaker 3: wasn't lotion. Oh you were clowning, And dude said, what
Speaker 3: about them Ashy? It was just perfect timing, So what
Speaker 3: about them ashy yellow? And the crowd just eruught it?
Speaker 3: And from that moment on, I made sure my elbows
Speaker 3: because I never again.
Speaker 1: Or long sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you know my age down were long because
Speaker 3: you know, I got a little bit of muscles, so
Speaker 3: I try to my age.
Speaker 1: Listen you, and that is one thing the ladies always say.
Speaker 1: I've had a couple of ladies tell me like I
Speaker 1: like t K and then that they can't believe that
Speaker 1: you're older. Yes, they're like, wow, that's amazing. He really
Speaker 1: keeps him stuff together. Do you go to the gym
Speaker 1: or do you work out like in the room when
Speaker 1: you're traveling.
Speaker 3: I usually do it pretty much every day unless I
Speaker 3: have to catch like a five o'clock like and now,
Speaker 3: starting this week, for the next two years, I'll be
Speaker 3: trying to do Sona at least three times. Okay, you know,
Speaker 3: because they said that's good for your health and all that.
Speaker 3: Because his love life so much. I ain't trying to
Speaker 3: leave here, so I just want to get everything coming
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at that. You were just in Europe, Yes, yes, yes, man,
Speaker 1: that looked amazing, So tell us that. So where were
Speaker 1: there cities? You were in Belgium?
Speaker 3: I was in Belgium. Was an Antwerp, sold out, beautiful
Speaker 3: comedy show. Then I had Belgium. To anybody listening, and
Speaker 3: what was the place house it's been, It'll come to me.
Speaker 3: It was an Antwerp. It was I forgot the city.
Speaker 3: Please forgive me. But I had to cancel on them
Speaker 3: because I had to be back to do my show
Speaker 3: and Jacksonville, Netherlands. I was gonna do my show in Netherlands.
Speaker 3: I had to cancel, so we got to reschedule that
Speaker 3: because it was sold out and I felt bad. I
Speaker 3: had total promoters. One thing I didn't want to upset
Speaker 3: the promoters in the United States because that's my bread
Speaker 3: and butter, you know what I mean. So overseas is
Speaker 3: like once in a while, depends on what part of
Speaker 3: the country I'm going to.
Speaker 5: So you can always reschedule that. Yeah, overseas as happened to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, these guys over here, you don't want to. We
Speaker 3: booked the stuff year in advance, and if you miss
Speaker 3: your your slot, you probably won't get back in for
Speaker 3: a year. And if they petty three years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, depends on that.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're established enough that oh no, they
Speaker 1: don't care. They don't give a shit. But you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe that's good the equal like but it's like.
Speaker 3: You know, it's fifty two comedians, black, white, Spanish. Everybody
Speaker 3: has their week, right, so if you missed that, okay,
Speaker 3: it's not even.
Speaker 1: Like a choice that they have. How is that culturally
Speaker 1: going someplace like to you know, when you're overseas and
Speaker 1: it's different like the jokes, you know, how do you
Speaker 1: figure out what is the question?
Speaker 3: Because you go and at least with me last week,
Speaker 3: I went in slightly nervous, but I said it was
Speaker 3: just be myself and then you got to know the
Speaker 3: history of the city that you're in. And then once
Speaker 3: I know the history, I'll start out talking about certain things,
Speaker 3: like in Belgium they had a leader did that was
Speaker 3: worse than Hitler what And they used to chop off
Speaker 3: black people's hands.
Speaker 1: I did not know that.
Speaker 3: And what they did was they sold chocolate hands in
Speaker 3: the city, like actual chocolate, and they was known for
Speaker 3: violent crime and they still sell it to this day,
Speaker 3: chocolate hand chocolate, I mean literally chocolate hands. I forgot
Speaker 3: the gentleman's name and most of me and Godfrey was
Speaker 3: talking about this yesterday, but yeah, it's crazy. I started
Speaker 3: out being funny and then I work my material into
Speaker 3: my personality and then I start dropping the bomb on
Speaker 3: the you know the because no matter where you are,
Speaker 3: relationships are still the same. People still go through the
Speaker 3: same problems, et cetera. And once I got that, it
Speaker 3: was good.
Speaker 1: I wonder what child support is like out there, you
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 3: I never even got to that. But I don't think
Speaker 3: they have child support over there, really, I don't think.
Speaker 3: I think the American thing.
Speaker 1: Damn. I wonder what, because then what do you do
Speaker 1: if somebody's not taking care of their kids.
Speaker 3: I'm pres sure they have some type of help. I
Speaker 3: don't think. I just think it's child support. You know.
Speaker 3: And what people don't know about child support. Child support
Speaker 3: is funded by the government and most all states in
Speaker 3: the United States. The government gives them millions of dollars
Speaker 3: to make sure they put the man a woman onchild support.
Speaker 3: A lot of people don't know that. The state of
Speaker 3: New Jersey last year got seventy million childs No, not
Speaker 3: child board to advocate child support, so they pay. They
Speaker 3: pushed that. See, people think it's just supposed to put
Speaker 3: the person on child sport. No, the government wants you
Speaker 3: to be on child support.
Speaker 4: I mean, I wonder because if you ain't paying for
Speaker 4: your kids, they is.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think it's that way. I think that
Speaker 3: because if a man, if a woman can't take care
Speaker 3: of care, she can get Medicare. Wealk it. I'm saying
Speaker 3: the guy it doesn't take care, he go to jail
Speaker 3: or lose his license.
Speaker 1: They want the man.
Speaker 3: They just want you. They just want to make sure.
Speaker 4: That you pay.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, That's why I was stressed to men, before
Speaker 3: you pull your penis out, is to make sure you
Speaker 3: have your life together or.
Speaker 2: Are you pull it out or before you even put
Speaker 2: it in, before.
Speaker 3: You pull out. You're being difficult. I'm saying the same thing.
Speaker 3: You got to pull it out to put it in right,
Speaker 3: because you got I just get tired the man. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's true. I know I love her, but he didn't
Speaker 3: think about it. But the thing is that I'm just
Speaker 3: tired of what I see in the world of young
Speaker 3: men just netting in women and not thinking about the
Speaker 3: consequences of damn mistakes. Right, because even in my podcast,
Speaker 3: gentlemen twenty three years old, two or three kids and
Speaker 3: don't like the girl that they wick, and I have
Speaker 3: to split my feelings up. I'm thinking about the child.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, you gotta you gotta try to figure
Speaker 3: a way to make this happen. And then I'm like,
Speaker 3: how could you be so stupid, especially when they say
Speaker 3: you have been listening to you for years. And one guy,
Speaker 3: he got back with his girl, she had a baby
Speaker 3: by he moved back and put a name on the least.
Speaker 3: He walks in one day and he hears her, hears
Speaker 3: her telling another girl she's pregnant by somebody else. So
Speaker 3: he was a garbage guy, you know, trash for her
Speaker 3: san sanitation. Yeah, thank you. And he thought about killing her. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he wanted to. He said, tea, I need to talk
Speaker 3: to you. And that day right there, something said let
Speaker 3: me reach out to him and he's literally that kind
Speaker 3: of crying and he said, man, I don't know what
Speaker 3: to do. He said, really, I think about the crash. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he said, I'm gonna put this bitch in the dumpster
Speaker 3: and killer teas that were for the sanitation department. And
Speaker 3: I talked to him off that clip least I hope
Speaker 3: I did. And I was explaining to him that she
Speaker 3: was a young girl. He was thirty something. So I
Speaker 3: explained to him, one that was wrong for you, even
Speaker 3: having sex with a young girl. She's a child. She
Speaker 3: ain't have a life together. So and I said too,
Speaker 3: I said, you're gonna have to be her friend, so
Speaker 3: to speak. You're gonna have to help her raise that
Speaker 3: new kid, because where you're gonna go, where's she gonna go?
Speaker 3: She has a child by you, she's having another kid.
Speaker 3: You brought it down here to live. He also got
Speaker 3: a job to you hair because she wasn't making no
Speaker 3: money right, So that was just a tough situation. I felt, bathroom, Wow,
Speaker 3: that is bad.
Speaker 1: But you know, yeah, listen, it's tough, y'all, get yourself
Speaker 1: and some shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And you said, like you were talking about with the
Speaker 1: younger generation just kind of like people making mistakes, and
Speaker 1: I was we had this conversation just now like sometimes
Speaker 1: things aren't necessarily mistakes. Is just lessons that you learn from,
Speaker 1: you know, say, what's a mistake.
Speaker 3: It's true. The thing about our country over the years
Speaker 3: is that the respect for elders, the respectful common sense
Speaker 3: has declined so bad. Right, and me being much older
Speaker 3: than you guys, are seeing the change. I saw it.
Speaker 3: I make it funny, but it's a good analogy. I said,
Speaker 3: I saw the world, the education of the world declining.
Speaker 3: When I saw a flavor Flavor have a TV show
Speaker 3: and I saw a beautiful women chase this across. The
Speaker 3: is wrong with you, they'll disrespect you. But what you know,
Speaker 3: they was changed like this nigga was super super fine, right,
Speaker 3: and then you had the Kadashians and like thirty years
Speaker 3: prior to that, they would have never had success. And
Speaker 3: it's like reality TV, like reality TV and it dumbified
Speaker 3: if that's a word that personally reality TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but that's a little different. That wasn't like
Speaker 1: a date, it was a show.
Speaker 5: And also it wasn't like a lifestyle of you just
Speaker 5: being rich for no reason.
Speaker 2: Because true, but I do feel like there are a
Speaker 2: lot of people that use that as a stepping stool
Speaker 2: to actually do what they want to do. So I
Speaker 2: feel like a lot of women, even on Flavor of Love,
Speaker 2: are still relevant now Delicious yeah, or New York, New York. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So let me by point so it could be clear.
Speaker 3: I'm an old head. And to you guys, you may
Speaker 3: sing it's a stepping place and do to get to
Speaker 3: other places. Me when I see it, I find it
Speaker 3: to be it belittles our women. It makes you ladies,
Speaker 3: do things that you really shouldn't do. And you teach
Speaker 3: the younger kids that are looking on watching these programs
Speaker 3: with their mothers that this is a lifestyle they should choose.
Speaker 3: And we don't have enough TV shows that promote education,
Speaker 3: artificial intelligence, coding, engineering. And it's gonna say that because
Speaker 3: I'm all because I'm all over the.
Speaker 1: Estate shows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they they don't teach it though, yeah, And
Speaker 3: I'm all over the world. And the reason why I
Speaker 3: say that when you see people our complexion in different
Speaker 3: parts of the world that could speak three four languages
Speaker 3: and really got this ship together. And you see how
Speaker 3: we really off so far behind that we are so confused.
Speaker 3: And that's my point because see now it's gonna be
Speaker 3: a gift for the curse. So does to say that
Speaker 3: you're wrong. It's just that knowledge because the knowledge that
Speaker 3: I have, the wisdom that I have, is not to
Speaker 3: put anybody down. I just see things totally different. Like
Speaker 3: I'm so awoke or awake about life, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm just thinking sometimes though television shows are
Speaker 1: like an escape from reality. Reality, Like I can watch
Speaker 1: stuff and know that I would never do. But it's
Speaker 1: like sometimes it's just watching something that's just like for
Speaker 1: a little bit of like working all day, I don't
Speaker 1: want to have to think about anything.
Speaker 3: I just want to use my point and say, see,
Speaker 3: we are so programmed that people don't know their program
Speaker 3: right in this country, they promote depression and pills all
Speaker 3: damn day, and we are like maybe fifteen percent of
Speaker 3: the population, but we consume ninety five percent of all
Speaker 3: the medication in the world in the United States of America.
Speaker 3: But I'm overseas and I just talk about this not
Speaker 3: to know ago. They don't talk about the press on
Speaker 3: TV all day. They don't talk about suicide and all
Speaker 3: this kind of stuff. Everything is ran through America. We
Speaker 3: are the people that the world takes advantage out. And
Speaker 3: that's what That's what I say.
Speaker 1: Well, pharmaceuticals is a big business this country.
Speaker 2: I mean, all that is rooted in.
Speaker 1: Even the stuff that we eat is what makes us sick.
Speaker 1: There's stuff that they would never put in the food
Speaker 1: in other countries, chemicals and hair products and everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so crazy when you're That's what I'm saying
Speaker 3: about knowledge, And sometimes I wish I wasn't obtained and
Speaker 3: be honest with you, I'd rather go kind of naive
Speaker 3: to be at peace because when you.
Speaker 5: Do, every day you learn is like every day everything
Speaker 5: is bad for us.
Speaker 3: You just can irritate just.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 5: It's like, what can I do that's not give me
Speaker 5: cancel somehow.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because you know, since we just talked about
Speaker 1: reality TV, I would love to see you can you
Speaker 1: imagine t k on like Love is Blind or something.
Speaker 1: The premise of the show is you don't know what
Speaker 1: the other person looks like.
Speaker 4: Right, Oh yeah, And you get to know this person.
Speaker 1: Say so, imagine you're like talking through a wall. You
Speaker 1: can't see the other person, but you're having conversations and
Speaker 1: you get to talk to multiple people. It's like dating,
Speaker 1: but not seeing someone dating.
Speaker 4: You have blind dating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you choose a connection with somebody character.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful thing reality, you know.
Speaker 1: I love that. I would love to see t K
Speaker 1: do something like that.
Speaker 3: That would be hilarious. A clown I walk around.
Speaker 1: You will pop that balloon.
Speaker 4: Something.
Speaker 3: I always say, men of visual that's why women take
Speaker 3: care of yourself. But you look good because men are.
Speaker 3: And I try to teach the men too. You know,
Speaker 3: walk around with pajamas. If you got an ugly body
Speaker 3: to talk to the guys, you know, you got nappy
Speaker 3: heir on your chest and you got navire on they thighs.
Speaker 3: We have some nice big pajamas and thanks to robe
Speaker 3: with some slippers they get tied them in, and sandals
Speaker 3: and socks and you know, snorting all the time walking
Speaker 3: around the house. And your girl like to look at
Speaker 3: you too. But if you got pajamas on, you got
Speaker 3: a little class. It makes you a little bit more attractive.
Speaker 3: You know. Some guys got titties bigger than they girl.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: You know. So now you're having sex with your girl.
Speaker 3: Now your titty in her face. She can't breathe. So
Speaker 3: she got to the side, head to the left.
Speaker 1: Now she's motivating you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we want to we want to give the men.
Speaker 3: We want to give them a game on proper etiquette
Speaker 3: walking around the home as well.
Speaker 1: I just think I don't wear pajamas they don't like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did showing l a and I was talking
Speaker 3: about with you and believe it in that A couple
Speaker 3: of years later, guys is doing interview the company stool
Speaker 3: because you talk about jump and crew would jumps my crew.
Speaker 3: So I am impacting and making sure people do the
Speaker 3: right thing because I believe men. You know, I think class.
Speaker 1: That's always a great gift for a guy. Robe that's amazing, like,
Speaker 1: you know, because most guys don't own things like that.
Speaker 3: I'm going from in the rich coton and go down
Speaker 3: the lobby with a roll. Yeah, I keep be shot.
Speaker 1: The old thing like women in lingerie.
Speaker 3: Also, Yeah, I love the I love the t that
Speaker 3: go to your thigh, the role to go over it.
Speaker 3: That's still just a little longer than that. I think
Speaker 3: it's a teddy. What you like like that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like that? Yeah that's sexy to me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now listen, we know you're also a good gift giver. Yes,
Speaker 1: So what about you getting gifts? Your birthdays coming up?
Speaker 1: What's the best gift the woman ever gave you?
Speaker 3: I always tell people. People don't understand this, but a's
Speaker 3: my strategy, even when I was in college and all
Speaker 3: my friends just to say, TK what you want, And
Speaker 3: every person I told they thought it was gonna be
Speaker 3: something different. But back in eighties, only I want was
Speaker 3: that my thing was animal cook because I was eating
Speaker 3: those on the way coming in and soda. Now, then
Speaker 3: we spend to you while I do this. My taste
Speaker 3: is so expensive that whether I was dating a woman
Speaker 3: or she's just my friend, I wouldn't want her to
Speaker 3: spend the kind of money that I know. I would
Speaker 3: like to like what I have. Everything, I have, everything
Speaker 3: I want a need.
Speaker 1: So but let's say somebody was like, well, your birthdays
Speaker 1: coming up, I want to get you a gift.
Speaker 3: I would get the price, but a slice of pizza
Speaker 3: and a coke.
Speaker 2: Besides the snack, what would you like look an actual item?
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm just being honest. I drift from that
Speaker 3: because this is what I've been telling people. I want
Speaker 3: take me out for a slice of pizza yourself. I
Speaker 3: have it. Every day is my birthday. But that's my
Speaker 3: way of thinking. For years ago is when I was
Speaker 3: hustling the street and I used to always get in trouble.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you be up and then when you catch your case,
Speaker 3: your money be fucked up, and then you have to
Speaker 3: explain to people, especially my kids. Back then, I used
Speaker 3: to always say, our money was a little messed up
Speaker 3: right now. So throughout the whole year, we would celebrate
Speaker 3: your birthday. Throughout the whole year it was Christmas. So
Speaker 3: if anything came up, I would say, you know, daddy
Speaker 3: fucked up right now. If I used to do a
Speaker 3: joke about it, I used to say, when I was
Speaker 3: on stage, I used to take my kids to the
Speaker 3: store and look at the items to say, see that
Speaker 3: gift right there, said daddy would have got it, But
Speaker 3: daddy got a case. You know, so we can't afford
Speaker 3: that right now. You know what I'm saying. It was
Speaker 3: a long so yeah, So those mistakes taught me to
Speaker 3: be the kind of man that end of the day,
Speaker 3: every day, my birthday because like I said, birthday is
Speaker 3: actually April third, So back in the day when I
Speaker 3: should throw my birthday parties because everybody throws a Chicago
Speaker 3: or Dallas or whatever. So every month I was throwing
Speaker 3: a party in a city make it ten twelve thousand,
Speaker 3: because everybody that was hustle.
Speaker 2: Before Wikipedia.
Speaker 1: Spot just respect for me.
Speaker 3: So real, Like tomorrow is gonna be insane, Like they're
Speaker 3: flying tomorrow. So I'm excited about that. Now.
Speaker 1: Listen, they had did this post. I want to ask you,
Speaker 1: as a man, what the signs are. So the post was,
Speaker 1: and I want to know if you've ever done this.
Speaker 1: Have you ever forced yourself to love somebody? This is
Speaker 1: post five signs. He is forcing himself to love you.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in a position where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got to like force myself to want to be
Speaker 1: with this person because sometimes things feel like it should
Speaker 1: be a good idea, you know, on paid or this
Speaker 1: person should be someone that I really like, but it's
Speaker 1: not there, but maybe I can make it happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we've been there before. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: very serious situation because you're lay in bed with that
Speaker 3: person and that person want to have sex, and even
Speaker 3: if they touched you, you feel like you start sweating
Speaker 3: and losing your mind. You know, like you're going into
Speaker 3: hives and stuff, and then you try to figure out
Speaker 3: how you're gonna get out. And that's why sometimes having
Speaker 3: a gift of gap can be a gift the curse
Speaker 3: because you can find someone attractor and then once you
Speaker 3: start realizing their life, their problems, whatever, you have to
Speaker 3: say itself, do I really want to be a part
Speaker 3: of that? So now at my stage in life, if
Speaker 3: I mess someone, it's just not you, a'm alike. I
Speaker 3: got to meet your mother, your family member, your children,
Speaker 3: if you have kids, because if I don't like none
Speaker 3: of them, I ain't fucking with you.
Speaker 1: Wow, you cannot just cause you don't like their kids
Speaker 1: and never.
Speaker 3: Spay to you. Why because that's all that's in my
Speaker 3: world now? See, So I'm not just liking you. I
Speaker 3: got to talk to you every day about if your
Speaker 3: kid is a murderer, or your daughter's a hoe or
Speaker 3: somebody stole.
Speaker 1: You would not like somebody in their daughter as a whole.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I don't want I don't want that in
Speaker 3: my life. I'll never tell you why, because that's why
Speaker 3: I fell in love with this person, right, And I
Speaker 3: brought these people to my home and my kids looking
Speaker 3: at me like what the fuck are you doing? Dad?
Speaker 3: Because we were about achievement. So I have to date
Speaker 3: and rock with a certain caliber of female.
Speaker 1: But you wouldn't know if somebody's daughter as a whole,
Speaker 1: Like no, you had.
Speaker 3: To talk on the phone and people talk about their
Speaker 3: kids and what they're going through it like that.
Speaker 1: Does anybody ever feel like I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to stuff.
Speaker 1: Nobody ever feel like that, Like damn, my kid is
Speaker 1: because I feel like most people, even if their kids
Speaker 1: are kind of like fucked up, they don't really see that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I hear like if you complain about your
Speaker 3: child in my head, I'm like, do I want to
Speaker 3: hear this shit for like, I don't want it that
Speaker 3: this just me. I protect my peace at.
Speaker 5: All, and you complaining about your daughter every other day
Speaker 5: is not good for my peace in my state of mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. I can't do it. It may sound selfish,
Speaker 3: but I think some you got to have boundaries. Some
Speaker 3: things you just got to be like, Okay, I'll find
Speaker 3: she is I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: Because when you're truly involved, you're involved in what's going
Speaker 4: on in their dating.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you feel you want to be you're connected
Speaker 3: with it. I ain't. I'm sixty five years old.
Speaker 1: I ain't dealing with it, Jordy Dorry, because you're dating, right,
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts about, you know, guys with kids
Speaker 1: and them talking to you and wanting to meet their kids.
Speaker 1: Do you want to do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. That was always my non negotiable is
Speaker 2: that I didn't want a man with kids. But now
Speaker 2: I'm older, I'm thirty three, so I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: starting to enter that time where people are gonna have kids.
Speaker 2: Though it's not like it wouldn't it would be crazy,
Speaker 2: you know, when I'm twenty two. Yeah, now it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm getting to that point where if I'm dating a
Speaker 2: forty year old man, he might have been through marriage
Speaker 2: or something already.
Speaker 3: But it's two different. It's different with a man and
Speaker 3: a woman. It's a double standard.
Speaker 1: Right, because women normally are the primary characters exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the kid ain't with the dad that much some in.
Speaker 4: Most situations, yeah, most situations.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the kids with the female, she has the
Speaker 3: child most of the time. She Yeah, it's a double standard.
Speaker 3: But for a female, I think it's easier than it
Speaker 3: is with a man.
Speaker 2: But dealing with the baby mama does not sound good to.
Speaker 1: Me sometimes that is the tough part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, especially if she's ignorant. I totally agree with you.
Speaker 3: Someone says, oh, I don't want my child around your
Speaker 3: new heart or your new bitch or whatever. You know,
Speaker 3: that's a childish mistake, but we all go through it
Speaker 3: when you break up, right, when you break up with someone,
Speaker 3: and as the years go by, you mature, you calm down,
Speaker 3: you realize that how you sound was it was foolish
Speaker 3: because you do grow up eventually, and you do wow,
Speaker 3: I can't believe, Yeah, hopefully, and you're like, wow, you know,
Speaker 3: I feel I can't believe I was acting like that.
Speaker 1: Have you gone through that like previously when you were
Speaker 1: younger having kids? Never kind of do keep things smooth.
Speaker 3: Because it was it was for one night stands. There
Speaker 3: was no real bond.
Speaker 1: M hmm. That doesn't mean that. I mean, I think.
Speaker 3: With somebody else because I was busy so that that guy,
Speaker 3: the guy came along that I saluted that because we
Speaker 3: wasn't boyfriend and girlfriend. We had sex. And that's why
Speaker 3: I teach people sex mix babies, not love.
Speaker 1: Did you believe it? You know, having a one night
Speaker 1: stand and then someone's like, I'm pregnant? Do you believe
Speaker 1: that right away? Do I believe It's mind initially when
Speaker 1: someone tells you that, like, what is your for us?
Speaker 1: That like, I don't know for sure?
Speaker 3: Because yeah, absolutely, yeah you think like that, you know,
Speaker 3: but man if I could do it all over again,
Speaker 3: but yeah, you think like that. You deal with the consequences,
Speaker 3: You have a conversation with the young lady, you work
Speaker 3: things out if you can. And then some baby mamas
Speaker 3: are just you just check to them. In a sense.
Speaker 3: Some are too immature to communicate. If you don't communicate,
Speaker 3: things can go left or right. And what was important
Speaker 3: to me any of my kids' moms, is that we
Speaker 3: had the ability to talk to one another. If you
Speaker 3: could talk to one another. Give an example, if I
Speaker 3: was making money one month, like I was saying, every
Speaker 3: day is my birthday, or day is Christmas. But then
Speaker 3: let's say next month our child needed something or it
Speaker 3: was a birthday, but my money got fucked up. You
Speaker 3: can't hold me accountable because even though I made a
Speaker 3: bad decision do something else, things happen. That's why I
Speaker 3: teach people to also try to date another person's equally yoke, right,
Speaker 3: someone that can carry it the weight if you drop
Speaker 3: the ball somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because the way you were living is basically there's
Speaker 1: going to be amazing times. But then sometimes things could
Speaker 1: be slow and it's not as you know, right right, yeah,
Speaker 1: And sometimes you're waiting to get paid for things.
Speaker 3: Like I was always had money, but I was always
Speaker 3: making bad choices. So I was like money was getting
Speaker 3: all the money, you know, and then one day I
Speaker 3: realized you got to stop ship, like because it was expensive.
Speaker 3: It was very expensive, you know, I had all that
Speaker 3: money back.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine?
Speaker 3: My god, it's embarrassed.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you hire like you want to fight something
Speaker 1: when you could have just paid for it to go away.
Speaker 3: And I'm going to tell you example. I was in
Speaker 3: Nobody Knows the sort of share with you because you're
Speaker 3: my baby. I was in Miami dealing video and again
Speaker 3: I'm at the you know, my spot is the Ritz
Speaker 3: and Coconut Grove, right, So I took a cab over
Speaker 3: to the set and the guy you know, nigga shit
Speaker 3: and they're supposed to pay me, but they was taking
Speaker 3: their time. They went upstairs after the woods. I'm still
Speaker 3: sitting around now after about an hour and calling it
Speaker 3: starts to get irritating. So they finally paid me. But
Speaker 3: there was like maybe let's say a couple of thousand short, right,
Speaker 3: But I got attitude. So instead of me just getting
Speaker 3: this is for Uber, instead of me just taking the
Speaker 3: cab and paying the cab, I took this was to
Speaker 3: center car to take me back to Motow. But I
Speaker 3: took a cab and let's say the cab is thirty
Speaker 3: five dollars. I didn't want to pay the cab, so
Speaker 3: I had the cab driver dropped me off at the
Speaker 3: marry A courtyard around the corner from the Ritz Comfton.
Speaker 3: So we've gone there, I act like I'm staying at
Speaker 3: the courtyard. So I'll go on one door and try
Speaker 3: to go out to the back way to go over to
Speaker 3: the hotel. I'm back right, but that motherfucker was on point.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he had a track on me
Speaker 3: or something, but he saw me. So I took off
Speaker 3: front right. I'm golf.
Speaker 4: Got coot.
Speaker 3: I think I got away. I'm in my room kicking it.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm chilling in shorts. I know that somebody
Speaker 3: knocking on the door. I looked at the people.
Speaker 4: It's like fifteen cops out there.
Speaker 3: I said, oh ship, So I don't say nothing. I
Speaker 3: stopped putting my clothes on.
Speaker 1: I put quietly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I put my I put my bag over my shoulder.
Speaker 3: Are you ready? I go on the balcony. Oh god,
Speaker 3: I jumped.
Speaker 1: No, you did not jump off the.
Speaker 3: I'm on the fourteenth floor. I jumped to the thirteenth
Speaker 3: to the balcony. I jumped to the You jumped down
Speaker 3: the balcony, right, I'm jumping.
Speaker 1: This is crazy.
Speaker 3: This is a crackhead moment, but it's this is this
Speaker 3: literally happened to me. And I'm jumped. So now I'm
Speaker 3: pulling to say one of the knife one. And when
Speaker 3: I jumped on there, guy and his wife opened the curtain.
Speaker 3: I said, you know, try to come up with some
Speaker 3: type of story. And I said, somebody's chasing me, you
Speaker 3: know that. And they said, no, we can't let you
Speaker 3: it rich right, they can, we can't let you in. Right.
Speaker 3: I jump again. For now, when I look, I see
Speaker 3: all the cop cars. Nobody's looking up though, I see
Speaker 3: all the cop cars. Now I'm on the seventh and
Speaker 3: I'm chilling in the corner on the balcony with my
Speaker 3: knees folded up in the corner, I said. Then I
Speaker 3: waited like a good hour, and then the room that
Speaker 3: I was in front of the lights went out. I
Speaker 3: waited thirty minutes, maybe fifteen to twenty minutes. I'll open
Speaker 3: the door to go through the room to exit, you know,
Speaker 3: to get out. And as I'm walking, somebody could have
Speaker 3: had a gun and shot me in the head.
Speaker 1: Who's right, all right?
Speaker 3: They streaming because here's this person through the room. I
Speaker 3: got through the the door, went down the exit, walked
Speaker 3: down the street, caught a cab, and now I'm staying
Speaker 3: at the Marriotte in Brokeol. So I get that the
Speaker 3: married Brioca I called one of my friends.
Speaker 1: So you left all your stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but watch the game. I still got expensive watch
Speaker 3: on still got my expensive watch. And the reason why
Speaker 3: bringing this up is because my people hook up with
Speaker 3: this attorney because I'm not going back to the hotel.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting attorney to go get my ship. So they
Speaker 3: are thinking that whoever the people not knowing as me,
Speaker 3: They were saying, whoever was in that room must have
Speaker 3: had a warrant or something because they didn't open that door.
Speaker 3: There was that serious. But my attorney never told them
Speaker 3: who it was. Right just years ago and he went
Speaker 3: to give me stuff. But I'll never forget it because
Speaker 3: of that watch. I saw him looking at it, and
Speaker 3: it cost me two thousand dollars for him to go
Speaker 3: get my things out that hotel. My point that I'm making,
Speaker 3: I'd have just paid the thirty five dollars.
Speaker 4: Five dollars.
Speaker 1: That is so wild that you did.
Speaker 3: That is and not just the thirty five dollars. I
Speaker 3: risk my life, yes, because I could have a few times. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I could have slipped.
Speaker 5: And fell Room number seven, seventeen thirty. A couple of
Speaker 5: thousand shorted you. Then you had to pay a couple
Speaker 5: of thousands to the lawyer because he saw you had
Speaker 5: a nice saw that.
Speaker 3: He peeked it in another room. That's why they never
Speaker 3: found you.
Speaker 2: They never found you found me.
Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't that series of crime. You couldn't have
Speaker 3: gotten that much trouble. It's just that the cab driver
Speaker 3: blew it up and the only probably would have wanted me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that was that was. That's what I'm saying, the kind
Speaker 3: of decisions I used to make. Stupid Yeah, stupid ship,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So you got shorted two thousand from the promoter and
Speaker 1: then had to pay two thousands.
Speaker 3: And almost love and almost died, right, and had to
Speaker 3: get in the hotel.
Speaker 2: Room and then to get another hotel room, traumatized a
Speaker 2: man of sleeping in his hotel room as well.
Speaker 1: Right, he Yeah, that was a lot.
Speaker 3: That was a lot for thirty five dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think if I've ever liked but I.
Speaker 3: Think we all know this level not love, no fact.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is I hope not. But I do
Speaker 3: think most people have something in their life that it's
Speaker 3: chaotic and you learn from it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 3: You have to look right, And that was a I've
Speaker 3: had a lot of chaotic moments, but that right there
Speaker 3: is the ice on the Listen.
Speaker 1: We did call her GG crazy for a reason because
Speaker 1: I feel like.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'll be doing some crazy shit, but it's nice.
Speaker 1: Yet like that for you, like with G you never
Speaker 1: know what's you know, what could potentially happen, Right, that's funny.
Speaker 3: So in your crazy moments, I'm just curious.
Speaker 1: Well, tell us when we don't know, because the.
Speaker 3: Thing about well, I don't know what to say, is
Speaker 3: going to be new.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's there's so many because the thing about gg
Speaker 1: is also it be wild ship. But she is always
Speaker 1: cool about being able to tell the story, like she's
Speaker 1: very honest and transparent.
Speaker 4: I mean, I just went to jail the other day.
Speaker 1: She came into it. She said, Oh, I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you I went to jail.
Speaker 3: What you do?
Speaker 5: So I didn't know that my license was suspended, and
Speaker 5: I was on my way to work by bartended of
Speaker 5: using around in Atlanta. But our work uniform is like
Speaker 5: a button up white shirt with a bow tie. Course
Speaker 5: at like hot pants, like booty shorts and like like
Speaker 5: stockings and like boots. So I'm like buttoned up collar,
Speaker 5: bow tie and then booty out right. So I'm driving
Speaker 5: to work in that I'm smoking in my car, which
Speaker 5: I probably shouldn't have been doing.
Speaker 4: But I'm on my way to work. You know, I
Speaker 4: need to hit my weed.
Speaker 5: I get pulled over and they're like, oh, get out
Speaker 5: the car. Your license spending you.
Speaker 4: Going to jail. So I'm like, fuck, why is my license?
Speaker 1: But I don't even know why ticket you didn't pass something.
Speaker 5: It was a ticket that I had a failure to appear.
Speaker 5: I paid the fines, but what I didn't know is
Speaker 5: that I was supposed to go and get the failure
Speaker 5: to a peer release once I gave them their money.
Speaker 1: Who knows that?
Speaker 4: And then they were you know, I had thirty days
Speaker 4: to do that. Well that was back in August. So
Speaker 4: in September they suspended my license.
Speaker 5: I had no idea, okay, so they pulled me over
Speaker 5: and he's like, I smell the weed.
Speaker 4: Where is it?
Speaker 1: So you had some dickhead cops because.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's right there, and the ass.
Speaker 5: It was a blunt right from the time I got
Speaker 5: pulled over to the time I paid my own bill.
Speaker 4: It was too hours and I got out and I
Speaker 4: went to work.
Speaker 5: But it's like me calling my daughter and calling my
Speaker 5: boss and calling somebody to come pick up my car
Speaker 5: and saying I'm in here. I'm literally like on my
Speaker 5: Apple Watch, like I'm in here. Cut.
Speaker 1: That wasn't really your fault, wasn't it was?
Speaker 5: It was I should have known to follow through with
Speaker 5: the responsibility.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you.
Speaker 1: Didn't know that. I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 3: I forgot that human crazy my craziness, all right, I
Speaker 3: don't know if I.
Speaker 4: Can mat your.
Speaker 1: I mean, And by the way, congratulations. We got to
Speaker 1: say this because she's, you know, narrating the Magic City
Speaker 1: and she's a producer on the Magic City documentaries that's
Speaker 1: coming out on Stars. It's been announ bear. Yeah this summer,
Speaker 1: and I know you had some Magic City stories and
Speaker 1: things that you did that was wild.
Speaker 4: Somebody's calling from my gate. Let me just let them in.
Speaker 4: I don't even know who it.
Speaker 1: Is, but he's gonna blindly lets someoney.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do it all the time. Hopefully they get in.
Speaker 3: Magic that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, Yeah, exactly, I don't know it is.
Speaker 3: Hopefully in.
Speaker 4: A crazy Magic City story.
Speaker 3: And what are you thinking about that? I know. I
Speaker 3: when I used to go to Magic City, and I
Speaker 3: could count on one hand how many tell them went
Speaker 3: to the strip club. And I used to find the
Speaker 3: women in there fascinating because I would say, some of
Speaker 3: these women need to be in the Olympics. Oh that's
Speaker 3: dj because the climb a pole and loot your body
Speaker 3: up and do so you are lessons.
Speaker 1: She was like the silhouette for Magic City. She was
Speaker 1: part of the snack pack. When I tell you, she's
Speaker 1: the one that, like, I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: people have fashioned themselves after she's a professionally trained dancer.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
Speaker 5: So I took that and mixed it with the stuff
Speaker 5: that I would see girls doing the pole and kind of.
Speaker 3: So you can climb the pole.
Speaker 4: I do all of that.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's fascinating. And you do private events in a
Speaker 3: long time experience.
Speaker 4: But you know, I can't think.
Speaker 3: When I get old, I'll make sure my son has
Speaker 3: your number, because that's my thing. When I become assistant
Speaker 3: living they're not married, my kids, my sons have to
Speaker 3: bring people to dance for me and all that for me,
Speaker 3: like it's a place ship.
Speaker 2: That's how I'm going on an updated birthday list.
Speaker 1: Exactly get married.
Speaker 4: No, I don't see that for him. I do.
Speaker 1: I see it every.
Speaker 3: Now and then I see it. I have a moment
Speaker 3: you feel like you need aer bright. No, every now
Speaker 3: and then I have a moment of I should do it,
Speaker 3: you know. But a lot of women to me are
Speaker 3: just I think I'm too much of an introvert now.
Speaker 3: And when people say you set in your ways, I
Speaker 3: don't believe that set in your ways. I believe as
Speaker 3: you get older, you know how it's supposed to be.
Speaker 3: So I know how I like my life to be.
Speaker 3: Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: I mean yes, But that doesn't mean I could see
Speaker 1: you being with somebody that's like you know, I could
Speaker 1: be with you.
Speaker 3: Because my thing now, but some of female ad get married.
Speaker 3: I'll say, do you want to be with me forever? Well,
Speaker 3: I said, do you when we move for three years?
Speaker 3: Or do you want to be with me forever? I'll
Speaker 3: give you an example. I think people need their own space.
Speaker 3: I think people I think you could be with a
Speaker 3: woman she has such spot, your your spot, and you
Speaker 3: go back and forth. And I remember, and I told
Speaker 3: tell the story earlier day because a gentleman I was
Speaker 3: going to the restaurant Beverly was go Kate Madealini's was
Speaker 3: way back at the old white man, very rich guy,
Speaker 3: and we used to always talk. I used to eat
Speaker 3: dinner there because you know I'm cooking at homes like
Speaker 3: eat dinner. And I said, how did you you and
Speaker 3: your wife stayed to get us so long? And He
Speaker 3: said that I bought her a house across the street
Speaker 3: from me. This is years ago, and I really lives
Speaker 3: as I got older. For a relationship to work for me,
Speaker 3: a female will have to have her own spot. You
Speaker 3: come see me, I come see you.
Speaker 1: But you also travel a lot. Yeah, I also don't.
Speaker 1: I think that no matter what, you will have your
Speaker 1: own space. Yeah, and want to come home.
Speaker 3: But you don't want to leave nobody home because it
Speaker 3: takes a certain type of female to.
Speaker 1: Wait for you to You think you would be with
Speaker 1: somebody wait, like like Madonna's boyfriend is twenty eight and
Speaker 1: she's sixty six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see Madonna doing it. Yeah, you dating
Speaker 3: somebody twenty two, not.
Speaker 1: Twenty two, but like twenty Like you're thinking me with somebody.
Speaker 3: Younger, younger, you got I always tell even when I
Speaker 3: meet women young, I said, when you get fifty years old,
Speaker 3: you're gonna be the ship I see when you get
Speaker 3: fifty because you got to me, you have to have
Speaker 3: experiences in life.
Speaker 5: Right at sixty five, what's your bottom line like age
Speaker 5: range that you could be like fifty in a woman.
Speaker 3: About thirty eight okay, yeah about thirty eight, But you
Speaker 3: got to be surety together. Yeah, you gotta have your
Speaker 3: shit together. Because I meet a few women that's in
Speaker 3: the late thirties two three hundred thousand dollars and they
Speaker 3: are kount already. And when I see women when they
Speaker 3: got their money, right, they think very mature.
Speaker 1: You ask what they have in their account?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm also like a motivational speaker type person, right,
Speaker 3: So I'm like, yo, so what are you doing with
Speaker 3: your life? With you? You know what you're doing because
Speaker 3: without asking, without asking, right, Because even in my stand up,
Speaker 3: I tell guys, if you really love the woman that
Speaker 3: you with, ask up for ten thousand dollars. Now, most people,
Speaker 3: to me, I would say you got low IQ. I said,
Speaker 3: if you have low IQ, you think I mean give
Speaker 3: the female SUPs to get the man ten thousand. But
Speaker 3: I gotta tell people I came up a hustler. See
Speaker 3: my crew, everybody zip Frankie b dB. We moved differently
Speaker 3: when we came up in how women will rowlexes. We
Speaker 3: bought on Schnelled bags. We used to throw my parties
Speaker 3: up and up in the city. All our women looked good.
Speaker 3: And what I would tell the people is the young
Speaker 3: lady ten thousands, not for me. See, because we're not users,
Speaker 3: we're not pimps. Because I love you so much and
Speaker 3: I care about it, We're gonna take it ten thousand
Speaker 3: and put it in a mutual annuity. So in twenty years,
Speaker 3: that ten thousands, two hundred and ninety six thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: because's gonna get compound interests on your money. See, I
Speaker 3: want you to have that because I belong to everybody.
Speaker 3: I ain gonna be with you and shoy it. But
Speaker 3: the game is that when you do meet somebody that
Speaker 3: said So, when you do meet the person of your
Speaker 3: dreams and you say he said he's gonna marry you,
Speaker 3: he say he's gonna buy a house, guess, and you
Speaker 3: now can say I got part of the down payment too.
Speaker 3: That's because one of the worst things in the world
Speaker 3: to me is a guy gets married. He's walking past
Speaker 3: the room and he hear his wife saying, yeah, we
Speaker 3: just bought a house, and this nigga saying, bitch, you
Speaker 3: ain't put it on the down payment. That's just me.
Speaker 3: You know, I ain't that much love in the world.
Speaker 3: And that's how I look at things. Even when you
Speaker 3: get mad about joint bank accounts. So here I am
Speaker 3: putting forty thousand and sixty thousand in a month. The
Speaker 3: girl I'm supposed to be in love with only putting
Speaker 3: in fifteen hundred.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of bosses.
Speaker 3: I'm just using that.
Speaker 1: Okay, have you ever been with somebody that you felt
Speaker 1: like was just out of your league? Has that ever happened?
Speaker 3: Yeah? When I was younger, I totally, I totally have
Speaker 3: been in that situation. But it also teaches you something.
Speaker 3: Most people when they girls date basketball players or football players,
Speaker 3: you are dating his title. You're not dating the guy.
Speaker 3: Because when a woman or man leaves with my wife's
Speaker 3: a doctor. If a female says my husband or boyfriend
Speaker 3: is a basketball player, you're talking about his title, not
Speaker 3: the character of the man. And we have to start
Speaker 3: focusing on the character before the title, because the title
Speaker 3: is what get people mixed up because you're marrying what
Speaker 3: he's accomplished, you're not marrying the character of the person.
Speaker 3: That's right, exactly.
Speaker 2: You feel that, Jordan, Yeah, But I feel that about
Speaker 2: the other way around too. I don't think that's just
Speaker 2: women saying that. I think men. There have been times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right right, yeah, because that's definitely.
Speaker 2: Happened to me where men have introduced me by how
Speaker 2: the public knows me.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, and there's nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 3: The goal in life is we educate because a lot
Speaker 3: of people don't know how to pursue a lot of
Speaker 3: people don't know about conversation etiquette. So the things that
Speaker 3: we talk about when people hear us talk, I don't
Speaker 3: care if you reach four million people. If three got it,
Speaker 3: you did a good job. And that's all we want.
Speaker 3: We want people to hear the conversations to understand what's
Speaker 3: going on. So as they move up, people say, oh,
Speaker 3: that's my step son. Right. I tell guys all the time,
Speaker 3: don't say that's your stepstart if you married her, that's
Speaker 3: your son. You can start saying that's your son. And
Speaker 3: I just see these award shows and guys get shot
Speaker 3: out today we wires and to my step son, dog,
Speaker 3: that's your son. Now, stop saying stepside.
Speaker 1: So like bonus child like that. But that also sounds
Speaker 1: just bad.
Speaker 3: Know that if you're going to do that, and there's
Speaker 3: nothing that I'm not I know people either talk about that.
Speaker 3: I was saying a man take care another man's child's
Speaker 3: mental illness, right, and people lost their mind. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: and and it's far from the truth. If you if
Speaker 3: you meet somebody and you love that person, do what's
Speaker 3: good for you. I always tell people, do it's good
Speaker 3: for you. If you listen to me, you're gonna be
Speaker 3: by yourself because I'm moved differently, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And everybody don't have the lifestyle that you jumping up
Speaker 3: jump for thirty dolls, right, and so you like again
Speaker 3: these type of shows. But I noticed we impact the
Speaker 3: world about the things that come out of mouth. And
Speaker 3: if you're saying fools like me and Noiri's on drink
Speaker 3: Champs and NOI is saying some crazy shit and that
Speaker 3: said Noori, Yo, you ain't gonna say that shit around
Speaker 3: me because people listen and you have an impact on
Speaker 3: the world. So you got to be careful what comes
Speaker 3: up your mouth because it's a lot of ignorant people
Speaker 3: on this planet. And if someone's around me and I'm
Speaker 3: feeling very passionate about what we're talking about, I would
Speaker 3: not allow that person to say anything foolish around me.
Speaker 3: Just won't allow it to happen. I don't care if
Speaker 3: they get mad or not. It's just like I'm willing
Speaker 3: to fight to make sure that these young kids have
Speaker 3: that we educate them.
Speaker 1: Well, right, that means you are paying attention to what
Speaker 1: you're saying, because you know, because you know, they always
Speaker 1: do these posts like everybody can buy a microphone. Now
Speaker 1: you know how they always do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's don't disrespect. I'm glad you
Speaker 3: brought that up. This podcast thing is a gifting the
Speaker 3: curse because some people got a mic and they are deteriorating.
Speaker 1: But people like to go viral, I think to so
Speaker 1: they will be shocking.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I didn't know that that was a real thing.
Speaker 2: People do it just just to go viral.
Speaker 3: What is your mental again? Your mind? What is your mindset?
Speaker 4: It's a serious addiction that people have with.
Speaker 3: And we already knew people lied a lot before cameras
Speaker 3: outrageous because I used to always wonder why people always
Speaker 3: say I was lying all the time, lying, and then
Speaker 3: I realized, oh, these young ones are lying. So I'm
Speaker 3: glad that when the dal Hughgle's and Godfreys and them
Speaker 3: was going on the shows and validating the things that
Speaker 3: I was saying as a not k.
Speaker 1: People are not gonna believe that story that you told.
Speaker 1: Ye believe that, especially curled up in the corner.
Speaker 3: And I hope they don't believe it.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't believe that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope they do. Now that's one story. Yeah,
Speaker 3: thank you for saying that I was lying up.
Speaker 1: What's your thoughts on one night stands? Now? At your grown.
Speaker 3: Age, I'll still do it.
Speaker 4: The decision doing it right. We're just making better decisions.
Speaker 1: Decisions then.
Speaker 3: Kind yeah, yeah, now I don't know. And my pull
Speaker 3: out game was better.
Speaker 1: With the kind of one. If you if you slip up? Okay,
Speaker 1: so do you or do you not? You pull out?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That at my age? Now you can tell me
Speaker 3: for persons truly clean. Trust me. When I notice, I
Speaker 3: will get in detail. But the thing that I take
Speaker 3: pride in is I never know if my daughters are
Speaker 3: watching me, so I'm very careful what comes out of
Speaker 3: my mouth.
Speaker 5: Okay, well you as a father, Yeah, man, that's so
Speaker 5: thoughtful of you as a father.
Speaker 3: And daughters travel with me, they can't watch my show
Speaker 3: really yeah, my oldest twenty two, Like they'll come to
Speaker 3: my show. They got to go into green or someone else,
Speaker 3: or like I was in Belgium and my daughter was there.
Speaker 3: I had to ask her to lead because I couldn't
Speaker 3: be myself because I respect her so much. Protect my
Speaker 3: representation as a father in the house is more important
Speaker 3: than a convenient Absolutely that's taking. So once I know you,
Speaker 3: and you we're close, you can never come on my
Speaker 3: shirt out of respect because I say some crazy shit.
Speaker 1: So I'm still invited.
Speaker 3: Well, you, you are like a sister in a set,
Speaker 3: and this is your and you won't and you won't judge,
Speaker 3: no judgment, judge. Even if I'm dating a young lady,
Speaker 3: you might com meet me at a show, but you
Speaker 3: will never be to come back to a show again.
Speaker 3: Because I want to feel free about what I'm going
Speaker 3: to say. And if I say something crazy that day,
Speaker 3: I want to go, what did you mean? When I
Speaker 3: ain't got time for that?
Speaker 1: To date another comedian, hell no.
Speaker 3: Give me example. Since you know, I've never been a
Speaker 3: goofy guy, so I can send myself like a comedian comedian.
Speaker 3: I think a guy. Yeah, I'm I'm a I'm a
Speaker 3: guy that takes real situations and make it funny. But
Speaker 3: there's comedians who are funny like goofy all the time.
Speaker 3: I'm not that kind of guy like I couldn't even
Speaker 3: do a roast right, Like, if somebody I'm going to
Speaker 3: the trunk, get the gun, what you say? So I
Speaker 3: don't put myself in situation that I know I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna like.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's other women comedians that are like that.
Speaker 2: No, so do you have a type?
Speaker 3: Yes, I have a few types. Yeah, I'm an entrepreneur
Speaker 3: that you know. Yeah, I love the beauty of women,
Speaker 3: and but and then too, if you're beautiful, then at
Speaker 3: my agent I dissected. I could talk to someone and
Speaker 3: know exactly what they are in their life. I could
Speaker 3: talk to someone and see if I want to be
Speaker 3: around them. Your car has a determines my decision and
Speaker 3: rock with you. The neighborhood that you live in determines
Speaker 3: if I'm going to rock with you. Well, I'm not materialistic,
Speaker 3: but I don't find a woman I want to rock with.
Speaker 4: Give mean, how you keep your car?
Speaker 3: No, if you got to fuck up vehicle just all
Speaker 3: the way around. Yeah, I'm not rocking with you.
Speaker 1: One of the most richest practical people don't have the
Speaker 1: nicest cars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that. That's the people who are It's.
Speaker 5: The difference between a fucked up car and a reliable
Speaker 5: car and just an everyday car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just ain't doing it. I just know how,
Speaker 3: like my whips will fly. But if I got in
Speaker 3: the car, young ladies, I think I ain't been in
Speaker 3: a car with a woman in years.
Speaker 1: Wow. But because also sometimes people have a nice car
Speaker 1: and don't have shpouts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you really got and it sounds crazy and until
Speaker 3: the people might be listening, you really just gonna have
Speaker 3: and you gotta really have your life together basically, you know,
Speaker 3: And there's nothing wrong with that, and people that's how
Speaker 3: people should. Like. I had a young lady bring her
Speaker 3: a whole girlfriends over to my hotel room once to
Speaker 3: talk to them, because you know how, I'll be talking
Speaker 3: and all beautiful, just like you ladies. All of them
Speaker 3: had a fucked up nigging wow, all of them, Because
Speaker 3: what you ladies have is this nurturing thing. Y'all want
Speaker 3: to take care of the motherfucker the world. And yo,
Speaker 3: you know you don't. You don't have a license. You
Speaker 3: want to help him get a bank account?
Speaker 1: Now his what's crazy?
Speaker 3: But he was crazy. When my dad died years ago,
Speaker 3: my mom was in the same situation. So whenever I
Speaker 3: see a broke nigga with a beautiful female. I was
Speaker 3: called that young nigga Ernie.
Speaker 6: Because his name was Ernie, you know, and you cannot
Speaker 6: snatch excuse me, no names, dick from a woman who
Speaker 6: loves her, whether he's broken or not.
Speaker 3: Give me example, because me and my brothers try to
Speaker 3: check my mom about this dude, and my mom put
Speaker 3: all three of us in that motherfucker car and drove
Speaker 3: us out, and then there cursed us out about her man.
Speaker 3: And from that moment on, play opposition right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, business, We wasn't paying no bills.
Speaker 3: Were kids, and back then that's grown folks comming kids.
Speaker 3: Kids can talk to their mothers and parents are accepted.
Speaker 3: I'm still old school. I'll back the funk out you.
Speaker 3: You say something slick, you know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 3: my kids respect me so much. We don't have them issues.
Speaker 3: But no, man, better it like that.
Speaker 1: I'm happy, well good, We're happy, You're happy and happy birthday.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we were able to see.
Speaker 3: You last here. You do you know, because it's been
Speaker 3: about four or five years.
Speaker 1: It's been a while. You've been our way up, but
Speaker 1: you haven't been. But we've always because t K knows
Speaker 1: his schedule like years we have. It's on that we
Speaker 1: actually planned our life around the day that you.
Speaker 3: Were available because I was blowing you up. I had
Speaker 3: to get you and I had to get that.
Speaker 1: On account we really did want to and I appreciate
Speaker 1: you for that.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, because I'd like to know what I'm doing
Speaker 3: and organized and you know Coach pr Yeah. So Coach
Speaker 3: was mad because knowing when I come to town, I call
Speaker 3: him right year in advance, like I'm gonna be here
Speaker 3: like the show, and I didn't call this time. So
Speaker 3: Superstar DJ superstars some on the phone and he said, yo,
Speaker 3: the K doing it right. So they so we want
Speaker 3: to do another interview. But that was the whole interview,
Speaker 3: like he felt bad. Normally was called and I said,
Speaker 3: Coach successful. Now we all just out. But Angela like
Speaker 3: Angela already knows that I'll be back in November. Yes,
Speaker 3: we talked about that a.
Speaker 1: Month ago on the calendar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be back in November. So that's what I
Speaker 3: like to do. And then throughout the year I call
Speaker 3: people I care about.
Speaker 1: He definitely does.
Speaker 3: Not want nothing, just saying and people don't take that. More.
Speaker 4: People need to do that.
Speaker 3: More people need to do that because I see the
Speaker 3: world different than most people. I want to let you
Speaker 3: know I appreciate you and believe it in that this
Speaker 3: could be less time you ever talked to me, so
Speaker 3: people don't think like that. And I want everybody ever met.
Speaker 3: If I got your number, if thank you you, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna let you know. I'm gonna let you know I
Speaker 3: want to say hello to you because it's it's it's
Speaker 3: we only get one shot at this thing and this
Speaker 3: life ship is amazing if you do the right thing.
Speaker 3: So she knows I hit her up. Hello, how are
Speaker 3: you call me back? I know you're busy, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I know you see me reached out to you and apologized.
Speaker 1: During the show. I'm working because I'm in.
Speaker 3: Different parts of the world, but I always well, I.
Speaker 4: Was about to say, We're gonna let you know we
Speaker 4: appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, because I take it seriously,
Speaker 3: you know, I mean literally.
Speaker 1: You think your son so that when you're in you know,
Speaker 1: when you're older, you.
Speaker 4: Know, is that.
Speaker 3: Because I don't have a fife.
Speaker 1: Really, we appreciate you.
Speaker 5: Birthday, Thank you so much, even though every day's birthday
Speaker 5: April third.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely absolutely to all the fans, Thank you God
Speaker 3: so much. And so where you're going again because you
Speaker 3: always stay so busy.
Speaker 1: Detroit tomorrow and then next week I'm in Memphis, then
Speaker 1: I'm in d C. And then Miami.
Speaker 3: The thing I love about Angela and we could go
Speaker 3: this is okay. We met up in Detroit and the
Speaker 3: most weediest woman I've ever met in my life. And
Speaker 3: I think he was dead doing something with your homes,
Speaker 3: the buildings that you was buying, you know, because you
Speaker 3: own apartment complex.
Speaker 1: Now right, thirty units people and moving in studying April eighteen.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: You've been working on that for a minute.
Speaker 1: Two years, so you got it all done. It's finally done.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember that woman entrepreneurs and that's tell people
Speaker 3: listen to Angela. I said, you got to listen to Angela.
Speaker 3: I said, there's something so special about that woman. It's one.
Speaker 3: What I find a special is how you find the
Speaker 3: time and the energy, right, that's the most important thing.
Speaker 3: And you're never tired.
Speaker 1: Remember made the slip service at Caroline's TK and then
Speaker 1: she went left and then we had to get up
Speaker 1: there and introduce him.
Speaker 3: What happened.
Speaker 1: Someone didn't do so well.
Speaker 3: Yes, she was trying to work with what she's working with,
Speaker 3: y'all you put on it. Somebody said she be a comedian.
Speaker 1: I hope, and they did not like her. When people
Speaker 1: put that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just went up to help me out.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, we want you to come up right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And that happened, and I was like, oh, the energy
Speaker 1: is not right. So we just went up there and
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 3: That's that's what I'm talking about. Love.
Speaker 1: We were like, we see what y'all did to her,
Speaker 1: so we're just gonna bring t K out. Miss Carolina Caroline.
Speaker 3: Was cal was the spot man.
Speaker 1: But I will say, for like up and coming comics,
Speaker 1: if you're not ready for open like certain people, you
Speaker 1: can't do that. And there's nothing wrong with that. Everybody
Speaker 1: got to get to the point where they go. They do,
Speaker 1: but you cannot go and open for t K and
Speaker 1: not be because people are coming there to that.
Speaker 3: And that's how come I stopped it. I stopped it.
Speaker 3: People catch your slipping one day, you want to do
Speaker 3: the right thing, and you got to be ready, be ready.
Speaker 3: You got to I know, you got to go and
Speaker 3: see you. I was out I see you've got to.
Speaker 1: Go, but but I appreciate I love you too.
Speaker 3: T K.
Speaker 1: We'll see you in November.
Speaker 3: Yep, you got the.
Speaker 1: Slipt service.
Speaker 3: Cheaps