WEBVTT - TRUMP IS TALKING ABOUT HIS MORTALITY AGAIN. AND WEAPONS - 10.9.25

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<v Speaker 1>Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to leave the incorrect impression that I

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<v Speaker 1>am opposed to this. But Trump is talking about his

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<v Speaker 1>own mortality, or his own career mortality, or going to

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<v Speaker 1>heaven or all of the above again. At the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>he's talking about declaring insurrections and jailing more political opponents

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<v Speaker 1>like Mayor Johnson and Governor Pritzker and any one of

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<v Speaker 1>a dozen judges, including at least one he appointed. Not

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<v Speaker 1>prosecuting them this time, just jailing them. And as if

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<v Speaker 1>it could get any worse, he specifically segued from the

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<v Speaker 1>issue of wanting to prove to God that he's been

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<v Speaker 1>good to how great all those missiles are at his

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<v Speaker 1>naval base. Honestly, I don't know why the few remaining

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<v Speaker 1>news organizations do not have entire departments devoted to analysis

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<v Speaker 1>about which heart of Trump's insanity is in charge today.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll be very hard to be a good country. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no reason to be good. I want to be

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<v Speaker 2>good because you want to prove to God that you're good,

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<v Speaker 2>so you go to that next step, right, So that's

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<v Speaker 2>very important to me. I think it's really very important.

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<v Speaker 2>And yesterday was amazing. We went out, we went to

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<v Speaker 2>the naval base, largest in the world actually, and I

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<v Speaker 2>saw things that were incredible, the level.

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<v Speaker 1>Of uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to use the word weapons, but.

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<v Speaker 1>They are weapons. The missiles are flying. Hallelujah, hallelujah. Quote

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago mayor should be in jail for failing to protect

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<v Speaker 1>ice officers. Governor Pritzker also unquote. You could read that

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<v Speaker 1>as saying that the Chicago mayor should be in jail

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<v Speaker 1>for failing to protect Governor Pritzker, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that's what Trump meant. Then again, who knows you? And

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<v Speaker 1>I know it should be Trump in jail because he's

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<v Speaker 1>not only broken laws, he's nearly collected the complete set

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<v Speaker 1>of broken laws already, to say nothing of him being

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<v Speaker 1>in some kind of psychiatric facility, because whatever is wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with him, it's going faster to say nothing of his

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<v Speaker 1>ren Field Stephen Miller, who talk about having news departments

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<v Speaker 1>devoted to studying what's wrong with him Today Stephen Miller

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<v Speaker 1>is manipulating Trump's untetheredness to reality and convincing Trump there

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<v Speaker 1>really are insurrections. Then that Cash Pittzel isn't crazy when

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<v Speaker 1>he says five percent of Chicago residents are active gang members,

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<v Speaker 1>and Trump has long been one of those. Does what

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<v Speaker 1>the last person to talk to him tells him? People.

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<v Speaker 1>Miller has refined this into a self fulfilling prophecy machine.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell Trump there is an insurrection in Portland. No, no, Chicago,

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago turns out is easier right now. Tell him there's

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<v Speaker 1>ice agents imperiled. Get him to send troops to Chicago.

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<v Speaker 1>What troops? Who knows which ones are the worst, the

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<v Speaker 1>most paranoid, the least traceable. Get the troops to try

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<v Speaker 1>to provoke Chicago residents, and if they succeed, show that

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<v Speaker 1>to Trump on Fox News and get him to declare

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the residents do to be an insurrection, and poof,

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<v Speaker 1>Steven Miller has just fabricated an insurrection out of nothing

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<v Speaker 1>in Chicago. This formula is how they get Trump to

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<v Speaker 1>do anything. Really, the whole mechanism of jailing his opponents

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<v Speaker 1>has never been clearer than right now. You keep firing

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<v Speaker 1>prosecutors until somebody, the one who won Miss Uncongeniality in

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<v Speaker 1>the Beauty pageant is willing to the documents and bang

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<v Speaker 1>James Comy is indicted, and you can say, see, mister President,

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<v Speaker 1>he's been indicted. It's on Fox News. Even though ABC

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<v Speaker 1>reported yesterday that Trump's main government witness will testify that

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<v Speaker 1>Komy told him not to leak to the media, and

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<v Speaker 1>this witness will almost certainly be branded a hostile witness.

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<v Speaker 1>And the motion to dismiss will be filed by Komy's

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<v Speaker 1>defense by a week from next Monday, the twentieth, as

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<v Speaker 1>will the motion to unseat the fraudulently appointed HAIRD prosecutor.

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<v Speaker 1>And the judge yesterday said, no, we're not slow tracking

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<v Speaker 1>this process just so you can keep telling Trump. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>the Komy trials now three months long. Your damn indictment

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<v Speaker 1>was a page and a half. What Miller and Patel

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<v Speaker 1>and Pam Bondi do. And once again my judgment was

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<v Speaker 1>proved correct. From two thousand and six, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was when Pam Bondy hit on me outside men's room

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<v Speaker 1>in the PBS station in Tampa. I think I said, dere,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just getting in the car. I gotta go to

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<v Speaker 1>the airport to go to the moon. Anyway, what they

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<v Speaker 1>all do when the judge rules in favor of the

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<v Speaker 1>motion to dismiss the indictment of James Comy. I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe just pull Trump's TVs out of the wall. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never understood why they didn't just set up their own

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<v Speaker 1>version of Fox News in the White House basement or

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<v Speaker 1>something and Taylor twenty four hours of programming just to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Laura Ingram would work there instead in a heartbeat.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean for the same money, maybe less. Only one

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<v Speaker 1>demand would, which would be that you'd have to give

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<v Speaker 1>Laura three hours instead of one. I guess they don't

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<v Speaker 1>need a fake Fox News of their own when they

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<v Speaker 1>have the fake Fox News that Rupert Murdoch gives them

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<v Speaker 1>for free. Although they are always running the risks, something

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<v Speaker 1>will happen to the real world that Fox will have

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<v Speaker 1>to report anyway, and Trump will see it, which is

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<v Speaker 1>why you will still see these spasms of rage by

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<v Speaker 1>him against Fox. Still, it's largely a good and efficient system,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not very much larger nor more original in

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<v Speaker 1>scope than the means by which the Maga cult itself

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<v Speaker 1>is manipulated. Decide what you want the outcome to be,

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<v Speaker 1>create a phony news narrative that supports it, especially if

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<v Speaker 1>you can work in paranoia and racism and disguise them

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<v Speaker 1>as something else. Have some faithful maga Republicans say it

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<v Speaker 1>while a fax camera is on him or on her.

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<v Speaker 1>Put that on Fox. Trump sees it, the cult sees it.

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<v Speaker 1>It becomes their reality. There are pitfalls. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>do when Fox lies and CNN or the Washington Post

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<v Speaker 1>tell the truth? Well, sir, you buy CNN and the

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<v Speaker 1>Washington Post and you convert them to maga parrots. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all that. What do you do about CBS News? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you buy CBS News and you convert it, and you

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<v Speaker 1>put an actual parrot named Barry Weiss in charge, which

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<v Speaker 1>I will get to at length in a moment with

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<v Speaker 1>the mystery of the broken number three CBS pencils story. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>when the process creates an uncomfortable clash for one of

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's slaves, like Speaker Mike Tiny Johnson, between Trump reality

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<v Speaker 1>and reality reality, Johnson can then just employ the universal solvent,

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<v Speaker 1>the three monkeys process. I didn't see it, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>hear it. I didn't say it. Should Mayor Johnson of

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago and Governor Pritzker of Illinois be in prison? Speaker Johnson,

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<v Speaker 1>Mayor of Should they be in prison? Should the mayor

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<v Speaker 1>of Chicago and the governor of Illinois be in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not the attorney general. I'm the Speaker of the House,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm trying to manage the chaos here. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>following the day to day on that sure, Trump's invading cities,

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<v Speaker 1>threatening elected officials, and like every eleventh of those officials

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<v Speaker 1>is somebody Trump once appointed or favored or defended. You

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<v Speaker 1>remember Mike Pence, don't you, Mike Johnson? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>going to do on that day when you were Mike Pence?

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<v Speaker 1>But you're not following the day to day. We're all

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<v Speaker 1>day to day, Mike Johnson. Mike, of course, then proceeded

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<v Speaker 1>to go into the details of the day to day,

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<v Speaker 1>because like everything else, it's bullshit multiplied by stupidity. And unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>most of our Trump infested nation either doesn't understand or

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know about it. And then there's that tiny sliver

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<v Speaker 1>that actually supports it, which looks sometimes like a majority,

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<v Speaker 1>because we forget the majority actually has no idea about this,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's got nothing to do with entertainment news or

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<v Speaker 1>sports news. Oh, Ronaldo is worth a billion dollars, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I know who he is. Why do I care how

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<v Speaker 1>much money he has, Why don't you do a segment

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<v Speaker 1>on instead, whether or not at forty he's still any

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<v Speaker 1>good at the soccer. Mike Johnson actually blew that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Johnson should have said, I'm not following the day

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<v Speaker 1>to day. In fact, this morning I spent in retreat praying,

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<v Speaker 1>and I took a vow of silence and a vow

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<v Speaker 1>to not follow the day to day. Amen, thank you Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>The missiles are flying. Hallelujah, Hallelujah. The idea that they

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<v Speaker 1>all know Trump's nuts and they believe they have simply

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<v Speaker 1>learned to ride that wave and not drown is in

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<v Speaker 1>fact part of the Trump origin story. In February twenty seventeen,

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<v Speaker 1>I looked it up February thirteenth, twenty seventeen. I was,

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<v Speaker 1>if you can imagine this, one of three guests in

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<v Speaker 1>the Bloomberg building here in Funds City on the Charlie

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<v Speaker 1>Rose Show, which used to run on PBS and Bloomberg

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<v Speaker 1>before Charlie's little problem with knowing where his pants and

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<v Speaker 1>hands were at a given moment. When that cropped up,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a guest host, Judd Apatow, and this lineup,

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<v Speaker 1>if you can imagine Republican strategist Ed Rollins, with whom

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<v Speaker 1>I had shared grudging respect and a glimmer of like

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<v Speaker 1>for about twenty years by that point, and Maggie Haberman,

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<v Speaker 1>for God's sake and me Rollins and Apatow took me seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>Haberman was condescending and dents I mentioned several times during

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<v Speaker 1>the taping that we were all kind of missing the

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<v Speaker 1>big picture, that all the analysis of what Trump had

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<v Speaker 1>done was discounting this fact that there had been nothing

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<v Speaker 1>in Trump's first three or four weeks in office that

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<v Speaker 1>contradicted the idea that he was crazy. And I made

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<v Speaker 1>a few references to the piece that I read here

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<v Speaker 1>last week, which had been written the year before. Could

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<v Speaker 1>Trump pass a sanity test? Well? As we finished this

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<v Speaker 1>surprisingly informative and non violent show, even though Maggie Haberman

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<v Speaker 1>was there and cameras were powered down and Mike's put away,

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<v Speaker 1>Ed Rollins extended his hand and smiled and it looked sincere,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said he always enjoyed our conversations, even though

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<v Speaker 1>he often thought I was crazy. He then laughed and said,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know about crazy about your Trump sanity test.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a long pause, and then Ed Rollins said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he is crazy. Ed Rollins gathered his belongings

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<v Speaker 1>and made for the studio exit door. Of course he's crazy, Keith,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you need a test. Every once

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<v Speaker 1>in a while, the degradation and deterioration of American society

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<v Speaker 1>and particularly American journalism just sort of seeps into the

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<v Speaker 1>background and we stop looking at how remarkable it actually is.

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<v Speaker 1>At any other point in our history, if the daughter

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<v Speaker 1>in law of the President of the United States had

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<v Speaker 1>her own nominal news show on a cable news channel,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be a scandal of unbelievable proportions, even if

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<v Speaker 1>she were qualified. Lara Trump is qualified in the sense

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<v Speaker 1>that she's almost as stupid as a native born Trump,

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<v Speaker 1>but we no longer notice these things. I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of Lara Trump because she is wonderfully incompetent, even in

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<v Speaker 1>her role as propagandist on Fox News, lobbing softballs at

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<v Speaker 1>people who are barely able to answer softballs. On behalf

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<v Speaker 1>of her father in law. She is both the question

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<v Speaker 1>and the answer. But I was thinking about her because

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to find somebody in my mind who

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<v Speaker 1>would be worse than Barry Weiss. To run CBS News.

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<v Speaker 1>Barry Weiss, if you don't know who she is, has

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<v Speaker 1>failed upwards from being the naivete and dumbing down editor

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<v Speaker 1>of New York Times Opinions. She was encouraged to leave

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<v Speaker 1>and left and formed a new place called the Free Press,

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<v Speaker 1>which is, of course, like everything else with a name

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<v Speaker 1>on it in media today, it is the exact opposite

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<v Speaker 1>of its title. It is not the free Press. It

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<v Speaker 1>is not free. There's nothing to do with freedom of

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<v Speaker 1>the press in it. It is just another rationalization for

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<v Speaker 1>fascism blog and for some reason, because it has been

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<v Speaker 1>dumbed down, it is essentially a substack for idiots. It

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<v Speaker 1>was worth one hundred and fifty million dollars to the

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<v Speaker 1>Ellison people, partially because they are still trying to curry

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<v Speaker 1>favor with Trump, and this was another way of lifting

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<v Speaker 1>up fascists who don't get enough help in this society.

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<v Speaker 1>As you know, there is no oppressed group in this

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<v Speaker 1>country today like fascists, except short, unappealing fascists. They are

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<v Speaker 1>even in worse positions than regular fascists. So in any event,

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<v Speaker 1>Barry Weiss was bought out for about one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty million dollars that's one of the reports of her

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<v Speaker 1>free press site. And as part of the deal, she

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<v Speaker 1>was put in charge of CBS News. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>just thinking, would Lara Trump be worse or better for

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<v Speaker 1>CBS News. Well, Lara Trump has now about a year's

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<v Speaker 1>worth of experience in television, so she'd be better qualified

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<v Speaker 1>than Barry Wise. We are watching once again those organizations

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<v Speaker 1>in the news when they are needed the most in

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<v Speaker 1>the history of this country, not only failing but voluntarily

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<v Speaker 1>jumping off cliffs. Here's the first step. You build up

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<v Speaker 1>a center and left intelligence audience that has come to

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<v Speaker 1>depend upon you over the decades, as The Washington Post did,

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<v Speaker 1>as CNN did. You make no bones about the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that the thing probably does tend to lean a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit liberal, because well, facts, as they say, do lean

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit liberal, but money leans in both directions,

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<v Speaker 1>and especially leans on liberals. And so no matter the

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<v Speaker 1>news organization or its origins, or its history or its

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<v Speaker 1>importance at the moment, if it can be sold, it

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<v Speaker 1>will be sold, and usually to the wrong person, even

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<v Speaker 1>to a person who does the right thing at first

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<v Speaker 1>and then figures, oh no, this is hurting my other products.

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<v Speaker 1>And also it's encouraging Trump to blackmail me. Hi, Jeff

0:16:04.715 --> 0:16:08.715
<v Speaker 1>Bezos talking to you. Bezos apparently got away with it

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<v Speaker 1>the first time he announced that he was being blackmailed

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<v Speaker 1>and he wasn't going to subject himself to it or

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<v Speaker 1>his now ex wife. And he stood up nobly in

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<v Speaker 1>the Washington Post. Was there to say that democracy dies

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<v Speaker 1>in darkness, and it was going to shine the light.

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<v Speaker 1>And then something else happened, and we don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is. But then he got married to Lauren Sanchez,

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<v Speaker 1>and all the fascists came to the wedding, and the

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<v Speaker 1>next thing you know, the Washington Post is throwing all

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<v Speaker 1>of its traditions and all of its readers out the

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<v Speaker 1>effing window. There is a report from the invaluable and

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<v Speaker 1>irreplaceable Oliver Darcy of status, formerly of CNN, who is

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<v Speaker 1>so important that I would expect him to be bought

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<v Speaker 1>by an Ellison anytime now, about more changes at the

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<v Speaker 1>Washington Post this week. Benji sorrowin the editor he reports

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<v Speaker 1>is gone. Benji used to work with me. He was

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<v Speaker 1>on countdown and several other people, according to people familiar

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<v Speaker 1>with the matter, are out. Contractors were not spared. He

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<v Speaker 1>says the legendary journalist Mark Fisher is out, who'd been

0:17:09.435 --> 0:17:12.995
<v Speaker 1>with the Post for nearly four decades. The Pulitzer Prize

0:17:13.035 --> 0:17:15.555
<v Speaker 1>winner David Hoffman has gone. Jack Schaefer, who I know

0:17:15.635 --> 0:17:18.875
<v Speaker 1>the media critic, is gone, and the economic columnist Heather

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<v Speaker 1>Long all out at the Washington Post. This while the

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<v Speaker 1>aforementioned Barry Weiss is taking over CBS News. Actually it's

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<v Speaker 1>Larry Ellison and my old friend Jeff Shell, who having

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<v Speaker 1>been basically career ended at NBC by Oh, Jeff Shell

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<v Speaker 1>got another chance and now we'll do whatever the fascist wants.

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<v Speaker 1>He is now running CBS News along with the Ellisons

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<v Speaker 1>and Barry Weiss, who I believe has the following experience

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<v Speaker 1>in television. She's managed to turn a set on once.

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<v Speaker 1>And the statement from Larry Ellison going into this debacle

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<v Speaker 1>in which CBS News will be what remains of it

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<v Speaker 1>totally dismantled and destroyed, and everybody who works there forever

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<v Speaker 1>have this stink of being in at the end in

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<v Speaker 1>which the place was killed from the inside deliberately so

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<v Speaker 1>that it would be silenced. Not that CBS News is

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<v Speaker 1>the leader in anything, but it is part of the firmament,

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<v Speaker 1>part of that remaining now porous c through skeleton of

0:18:20.835 --> 0:18:25.155
<v Speaker 1>American journalism. It's also its value, like in some respects

0:18:25.155 --> 0:18:28.075
<v Speaker 1>recently the Washington Post is more symbolic than anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>It's as if the Democratic Congressional Committee were now run

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<v Speaker 1>by Hawlly of Missouri. Well, he looks better in the

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<v Speaker 1>pictures we name. I know he's not a Democrat, but

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<v Speaker 1>he's really good. Larry Ellison, who made money in tech,

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<v Speaker 1>did a Wall Street Journal interview Monday in which he said, quote,

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<v Speaker 1>we want CBS to speak to that seventy percent of

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<v Speaker 1>the audience that would really define themselves at center left

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<v Speaker 1>to center right. Wow, you do see nobody ever thought

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<v Speaker 1>about that, trying to maximize the audience. Nobody in American

0:19:07.755 --> 0:19:12.195
<v Speaker 1>media ever thought once about trying to maximize the audience. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what a genius Larry Ellison is. He's going to go

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<v Speaker 1>for a larger audience. Reminds me of the Bob and

0:19:19.875 --> 0:19:22.435
<v Speaker 1>Ray character from their political sketch. The guy's running for

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<v Speaker 1>president and they said, which party of these nomination you're

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<v Speaker 1>going for? And he went, I figured out a mistake

0:19:27.155 --> 0:19:29.635
<v Speaker 1>that they've all made. I'm going for both of them.

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<v Speaker 1>That way I can get all the votes we want

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<v Speaker 1>CBS to speak to that seventy percent of the audience

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<v Speaker 1>that would really define themselves at setter left to Setter right.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister Ellison, I understand you don't know any of this

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<v Speaker 1>because you've spent the last couple of decades simply counting money.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're willing to spend your entire life dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with money, you can make all the money in the

0:19:52.115 --> 0:19:54.675
<v Speaker 1>world and miss everything else that happens in it, like

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that all those people at Ceter left no

0:19:57.955 --> 0:20:00.115
<v Speaker 1>longer want to talk to all those people at Ceter

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<v Speaker 1>right and vice versa. And more importantly, they do not respect,

0:20:03.515 --> 0:20:06.995
<v Speaker 1>nor understand nor eve acknowledge the existence of the other

0:20:07.155 --> 0:20:13.515
<v Speaker 1>sides institutions like CBS News, like The Washington Post, like CNN.

0:20:13.835 --> 0:20:18.075
<v Speaker 1>So what Ellison is doing at CBS with Barry Weiss

0:20:19.795 --> 0:20:24.275
<v Speaker 1>is to replace everything that exists in the history of

0:20:24.315 --> 0:20:28.555
<v Speaker 1>CBS News, from Edward R. Murrow to Dan Rather to

0:20:28.755 --> 0:20:35.475
<v Speaker 1>Katie Kirk. For God's sakes, everything in that entire roster, good, bad,

0:20:35.515 --> 0:20:40.115
<v Speaker 1>and okay will be replaced by right wing sewer droppings

0:20:40.155 --> 0:20:44.675
<v Speaker 1>like Barry Weise, and then just magically assume because you

0:20:44.755 --> 0:20:48.395
<v Speaker 1>have dumbed it down and made it available to right

0:20:48.435 --> 0:20:50.755
<v Speaker 1>wing and center right people that they will now start

0:20:50.795 --> 0:20:53.075
<v Speaker 1>watching it too. I mean, where are those left wing

0:20:53.075 --> 0:20:54.715
<v Speaker 1>people going to go. It's not like there are other

0:20:54.835 --> 0:21:01.755
<v Speaker 1>news networks. CNN did this and self destructed. The ratings

0:21:01.795 --> 0:21:06.915
<v Speaker 1>at CNN were competitive with MSNBC three years ago. Then

0:21:07.675 --> 0:21:13.555
<v Speaker 1>we all got licked. Chris licked as this podcast began,

0:21:13.715 --> 0:21:16.835
<v Speaker 1>so too did his reign of terror inside CNN. We

0:21:16.915 --> 0:21:20.235
<v Speaker 1>saw what happened. Everybody thought what a failure that was.

0:21:20.275 --> 0:21:22.355
<v Speaker 1>Now it was a total success. They brought him in

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<v Speaker 1>there to do that, to discredit everything that CNN did,

0:21:25.835 --> 0:21:29.155
<v Speaker 1>to destroy everything that worked well, to take people off

0:21:29.195 --> 0:21:32.715
<v Speaker 1>the air who were functioning in unusual positions because they

0:21:32.715 --> 0:21:35.395
<v Speaker 1>were kind of protected, like Don Lemon, who had a

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<v Speaker 1>purpose in this media ferment and who they immediately put

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<v Speaker 1>in a position where he could not be comfortable with

0:21:41.555 --> 0:21:43.875
<v Speaker 1>the people he was working with. Is that Don Lemon's

0:21:43.875 --> 0:21:47.035
<v Speaker 1>fault on a personal basis, Yes, But anybody who would

0:21:47.035 --> 0:21:49.075
<v Speaker 1>look at that situation and say, we're getting our money's

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<v Speaker 1>worth out of Don Lemon, let's move him into a

0:21:51.075 --> 0:21:53.715
<v Speaker 1>position where we can't possibly get thirty five cents out

0:21:53.715 --> 0:21:59.475
<v Speaker 1>of him, it's their fault. Then CNN did it, The

0:21:59.555 --> 0:22:03.275
<v Speaker 1>Washington Post did it, million and a half cancelations, something

0:22:03.355 --> 0:22:06.755
<v Speaker 1>like that in subscriptions and NOWBS under Barry Weiss, the

0:22:06.795 --> 0:22:11.275
<v Speaker 1>former naivete and dumbing down editor from New York Times Opinions,

0:22:13.435 --> 0:22:15.835
<v Speaker 1>a quote that The New York Times a little too

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<v Speaker 1>late used in its profile of mis Weiss. As she

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<v Speaker 1>ascended to the throne at CBS News, she told the

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<v Speaker 1>Federalist Society, the influential conservative legal group, you know, like

0:22:30.035 --> 0:22:33.635
<v Speaker 1>the way the Luftwaffa was influential, she told them. According

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<v Speaker 1>to The Times in twenty twenty three, ms Weiss, who

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<v Speaker 1>is married to a woman, quote, I know that there

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<v Speaker 1>are some people in this room who don't believe that

0:22:42.275 --> 0:22:46.275
<v Speaker 1>my marriage should have been legal. And that's okay because

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<v Speaker 1>we're all Americans who want lower taxes. Sure you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to respect my human rights as long as we

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<v Speaker 1>all keep more money. This is the creature now running

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<v Speaker 1>CBS News as editor in chief. Sure we'll send these

0:23:07.155 --> 0:23:11.755
<v Speaker 1>people to prison camps. Sure we'll raid their homes and

0:23:11.955 --> 0:23:17.115
<v Speaker 1>march their children naked into vans while pretending we are

0:23:17.115 --> 0:23:21.435
<v Speaker 1>opposed to pedophilia. Sure we'll do that as long as

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<v Speaker 1>our taxes come down. That's my job as the editor

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<v Speaker 1>in chief of CBS News because I've got my marriage

0:23:30.595 --> 0:23:33.355
<v Speaker 1>and it's okay, and you guys are going to leave

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<v Speaker 1>me alone because I'm doing your bidding here. I believe,

0:23:38.235 --> 0:23:40.595
<v Speaker 1>if you look carefully, Ms Weiss, the deal you have

0:23:40.715 --> 0:23:43.795
<v Speaker 1>made is not with CBS News and the Allisons, but

0:23:43.875 --> 0:23:48.075
<v Speaker 1>with the devil. I close from something that Oliver Darcy

0:23:48.155 --> 0:23:50.475
<v Speaker 1>again wrote, and sometimes I feel as if I should

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<v Speaker 1>just read his piece, his newsletter when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>the media. I'm quoting him, quoting Max Tanney from Semaphore.

0:23:59.035 --> 0:24:02.755
<v Speaker 1>Barry Weiss met apparently with the employees of CBS News

0:24:03.315 --> 0:24:05.435
<v Speaker 1>as they sat there trying to figure out what else

0:24:05.435 --> 0:24:07.235
<v Speaker 1>they could do for a living, or at least where

0:24:07.235 --> 0:24:10.195
<v Speaker 1>else they could do it, and her last line to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Her exhortation to them was, according to Tanny of Semaphore,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do the fucking news. Unquote the line, as mister

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<v Speaker 1>Darcy writes, seemingly intended as a hip rally and cry

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<v Speaker 1>hit the wrong note, you think, instead, leaving a number

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<v Speaker 1>of staffers cringing as the independents justin Barragona reported, One

0:24:33.915 --> 0:24:38.435
<v Speaker 1>CBS staffer told our Natalie Koratch that they actually laughed

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<v Speaker 1>at the remark. Suffice to say, if Weiss wants to

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<v Speaker 1>actually win over the hearts and minds of the staffers,

0:24:45.875 --> 0:24:48.555
<v Speaker 1>she now leads, she's going to need to do a

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<v Speaker 1>lot better than that. Well, that's almost unnecessary. She told

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<v Speaker 1>the people at CBS News, the people who have helped

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<v Speaker 1>to maintain CBS News in an environment that is anti news,

0:25:00.275 --> 0:25:08.595
<v Speaker 1>anti intelligence, anti washing your clothes, anti not smelling like conservatives,

0:25:10.355 --> 0:25:13.075
<v Speaker 1>they have kept this place together, and she's telling them,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do the fucking news. As if you have ever

0:25:18.115 --> 0:25:23.475
<v Speaker 1>done anything connected to news in your life, you immoral,

0:25:24.635 --> 0:25:31.875
<v Speaker 1>total loser Barry Weiss. But some things never change. The

0:25:31.955 --> 0:25:34.875
<v Speaker 1>last time I worked for CBS and CBS News was

0:25:34.955 --> 0:25:38.715
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety one. I was the lame duck sports director

0:25:38.795 --> 0:25:42.075
<v Speaker 1>of Channel two case CBS in Los Angeles owned and

0:25:42.195 --> 0:25:46.435
<v Speaker 1>operated station. Our sports cast usually finished second in the ratings,

0:25:46.435 --> 0:25:48.555
<v Speaker 1>but the newscast finished third, and they were paying me

0:25:49.075 --> 0:25:51.435
<v Speaker 1>quite a lot of money, and they had an option

0:25:51.515 --> 0:25:53.395
<v Speaker 1>for another two years of quite a lot of money,

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<v Speaker 1>about five hundred thousand dollars a year. And they had

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<v Speaker 1>a newscaster who wasn't very good at it who they

0:25:58.355 --> 0:26:01.275
<v Speaker 1>thought they could make back into the sportscaster and thus

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<v Speaker 1>just eliminate my position, not just get rid of me

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<v Speaker 1>and get somebody, but literally zero out the cost of

0:26:07.635 --> 0:26:12.595
<v Speaker 1>Keith Oulverman save five hundred thousand dollars. In their position,

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<v Speaker 1>I probably would have not picked up the option too,

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<v Speaker 1>I had been notified of this, but because it was CBS,

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<v Speaker 1>and because I actually am a professional and always have been,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've always been in this position trusted to stay

0:26:26.435 --> 0:26:28.955
<v Speaker 1>on even after my employers have told me, now we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to fire you in three months, we'd like you

0:26:31.955 --> 0:26:34.555
<v Speaker 1>to continue to do things. I stayed at CBS and

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<v Speaker 1>among other things. There was a day in late nineteen

0:26:37.235 --> 0:26:39.635
<v Speaker 1>ninety one when I had already been a lame duck

0:26:39.675 --> 0:26:42.595
<v Speaker 1>and had already I think, negotiated a deal to go

0:26:42.635 --> 0:26:44.755
<v Speaker 1>to ESPN. In the beginning of the new year of

0:26:44.795 --> 0:26:49.275
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety two, I went to the Los Angeles Forum,

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<v Speaker 1>the then home of the LA Lakers, and anchored from

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<v Speaker 1>the field in a space that was the smallest place

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever actually anchored from Magic Johnson's news conference in

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<v Speaker 1>which he announced he had HIV. And nothing can permit

0:27:04.315 --> 0:27:06.595
<v Speaker 1>me to explain to you what that was like, because

0:27:06.635 --> 0:27:09.115
<v Speaker 1>that was presumed at that point by everybody in that

0:27:09.235 --> 0:27:14.715
<v Speaker 1>room except Magic Johnson, to be a death sentence. If

0:27:14.715 --> 0:27:17.475
<v Speaker 1>you look at the videotapes of every station and everybody

0:27:17.515 --> 0:27:19.875
<v Speaker 1>on the air and everybody they interviewed, we're all white

0:27:19.915 --> 0:27:22.395
<v Speaker 1>as sheets, and it's not some sort of interference with

0:27:22.475 --> 0:27:27.715
<v Speaker 1>the signal from the basement of the LA Forum. It

0:27:27.755 --> 0:27:30.915
<v Speaker 1>was a death sentence, except he didn't make so, and

0:27:30.955 --> 0:27:33.755
<v Speaker 1>he was right and we were all wrong. And now,

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<v Speaker 1>just on top of everything else, God bless him. He

0:27:36.675 --> 0:27:39.515
<v Speaker 1>owns the entire town of Los Angeles, he owns half

0:27:39.555 --> 0:27:44.355
<v Speaker 1>the Dodgers, he owns every theater in Los Angeles. Bless him.

0:27:44.435 --> 0:27:48.715
<v Speaker 1>I always like Buck. I called him that because he said,

0:27:48.755 --> 0:27:53.195
<v Speaker 1>call me Buck. My friends call me Buck. Okay, So

0:27:53.315 --> 0:27:56.395
<v Speaker 1>now I'm the Lane Duck Sports director and the station's

0:27:56.395 --> 0:27:58.915
<v Speaker 1>in third place again, and it's kind of a golden

0:27:58.955 --> 0:28:00.555
<v Speaker 1>time for me. It was the time I enjoyed the

0:28:00.635 --> 0:28:03.195
<v Speaker 1>job the most because there really wasn't anything I could

0:28:03.195 --> 0:28:05.675
<v Speaker 1>screw up, and so if there were any restraints on

0:28:05.715 --> 0:28:08.915
<v Speaker 1>what I was saying on the CBS Channel two Action

0:28:09.075 --> 0:28:12.275
<v Speaker 1>News in Los Angeles, they all went away. I just said,

0:28:12.275 --> 0:28:16.635
<v Speaker 1>what I felt, and so I'm called into a meeting

0:28:16.715 --> 0:28:18.995
<v Speaker 1>in the news director's office. Now, this was I think

0:28:19.075 --> 0:28:22.595
<v Speaker 1>the fourth news director who I worked for at CBS

0:28:22.715 --> 0:28:25.315
<v Speaker 1>in LA and his name was Jose Rios, and he

0:28:25.355 --> 0:28:29.035
<v Speaker 1>was a very successful news director, though not at Channel two. Then.

0:28:29.075 --> 0:28:31.235
<v Speaker 1>He had just been promoted from managing editor of the

0:28:31.275 --> 0:28:34.115
<v Speaker 1>newscast after the last guy had been marched out because

0:28:34.155 --> 0:28:38.355
<v Speaker 1>he was not all there in the office. I believe

0:28:38.395 --> 0:28:41.555
<v Speaker 1>they'd had something like fifteen news directors in eighteen years.

0:28:41.835 --> 0:28:44.395
<v Speaker 1>And the woman who served as the assistant to all

0:28:44.435 --> 0:28:46.475
<v Speaker 1>of them said one of them used to sit in

0:28:46.515 --> 0:28:50.235
<v Speaker 1>the closet in the news director's office without his pants on.

0:28:52.435 --> 0:28:55.195
<v Speaker 1>I said, how long did he last? And she just

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<v Speaker 1>laughed at me. I did not realize that I had

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<v Speaker 1>produced a double entendre. So this is the office we're in.

0:29:00.915 --> 0:29:03.795
<v Speaker 1>It had been the control room years and years earlier.

0:29:03.835 --> 0:29:07.035
<v Speaker 1>So it was a giant office, beautifully appointed by the

0:29:07.075 --> 0:29:10.075
<v Speaker 1>news director who hired me there. And now two news

0:29:10.075 --> 0:29:13.275
<v Speaker 1>directors later, the guy who's sort of overseeing the waning

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<v Speaker 1>weeks of the Keith Olberman experience has got all of

0:29:16.195 --> 0:29:18.235
<v Speaker 1>us in the newsroom. The ratings have come out. We're

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<v Speaker 1>even further in third place behind NBC and ABC than

0:29:21.315 --> 0:29:24.035
<v Speaker 1>we have before. The station has been in third place

0:29:24.035 --> 0:29:26.715
<v Speaker 1>for sixteen years, ever since the suits in New York

0:29:26.715 --> 0:29:30.235
<v Speaker 1>decided that winning every ratings book between nineteen fifty four

0:29:30.235 --> 0:29:33.395
<v Speaker 1>and nineteen seventy five was insufficient, and when they finished

0:29:33.795 --> 0:29:37.675
<v Speaker 1>tied for second or tied for first in the spring

0:29:37.715 --> 0:29:40.475
<v Speaker 1>of nineteen seventy five, at just eleven o'clock, they wanted

0:29:40.515 --> 0:29:42.515
<v Speaker 1>six and they were tied for first at eleven. They

0:29:42.515 --> 0:29:45.555
<v Speaker 1>had to fire all the anchors, who all then dispersed

0:29:45.595 --> 0:29:48.315
<v Speaker 1>to the other stations, and all of their viewers went

0:29:48.355 --> 0:29:50.555
<v Speaker 1>with them, because that's what happens when you get rid

0:29:50.595 --> 0:29:52.915
<v Speaker 1>of the people that people are used to watching, as

0:29:52.955 --> 0:29:58.555
<v Speaker 1>Barry Weiss will soon discover, and the Ellisons and Jeff Schell.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is nineteen ninety one. This is before these

0:30:00.955 --> 0:30:04.235
<v Speaker 1>decisions were based on what you felt politically. This was

0:30:04.275 --> 0:30:07.155
<v Speaker 1>simply a matter of what the ratings looked like and

0:30:07.195 --> 0:30:09.035
<v Speaker 1>how much money you were paying for the ratings, and

0:30:09.075 --> 0:30:11.395
<v Speaker 1>whether or not they could get the ratings with somebody cheaper.

0:30:12.275 --> 0:30:15.675
<v Speaker 1>So I'm sitting in this meeting and at the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>of it, the assistant to Jose Rios and as I said,

0:30:19.515 --> 0:30:21.275
<v Speaker 1>he went on to a very successful career as the

0:30:21.315 --> 0:30:24.715
<v Speaker 1>news director at Channel eleven, and I loved working with him.

0:30:24.835 --> 0:30:27.275
<v Speaker 1>This is not about him. Somebody told him to do this.

0:30:28.275 --> 0:30:31.675
<v Speaker 1>He came in and decided to do one of these.

0:30:32.635 --> 0:30:34.995
<v Speaker 1>I was flashed back to the movie The Natural, in

0:30:35.035 --> 0:30:38.795
<v Speaker 1>which a hypnotherapist is brought in to try to convince

0:30:38.955 --> 0:30:43.355
<v Speaker 1>Robert Redford's baseball team that losing is a disease as

0:30:43.875 --> 0:30:48.515
<v Speaker 1>contagious as bubonic plague, that kind of thing. We did

0:30:48.555 --> 0:30:51.955
<v Speaker 1>a little exercise in trying to break the third place habit,

0:30:52.555 --> 0:30:56.475
<v Speaker 1>and so what he did, Jose's assistant, I believe her

0:30:56.555 --> 0:31:02.035
<v Speaker 1>name was Sherry Friese, handed us all number three pencils. Pencils,

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<v Speaker 1>not number two pencils, but number three pencil They had

0:31:05.675 --> 0:31:09.475
<v Speaker 1>boxes and boxes of these things, and they handed them

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody in the room, probably seventy to one hundred staffers,

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<v Speaker 1>and on que we were all supposed to break the

0:31:18.355 --> 0:31:22.715
<v Speaker 1>pencil when Jose said three two one, we were supposed

0:31:22.755 --> 0:31:27.555
<v Speaker 1>to snap the pencils in half and break the number

0:31:29.275 --> 0:31:36.155
<v Speaker 1>three habit. You get it. I believe I was the

0:31:36.155 --> 0:31:38.195
<v Speaker 1>only person in that room who knew they would not

0:31:38.275 --> 0:31:41.675
<v Speaker 1>be working there for certain in six or seven weeks time.

0:31:41.875 --> 0:31:45.195
<v Speaker 1>And so guess what, I didn't break the pencil, and

0:31:45.275 --> 0:31:49.475
<v Speaker 1>people looked at me like I had just destroyed the magic.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't break the pencil, and I went, my pencil

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<v Speaker 1>is just fine. Thank you very much to Chas. Change

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<v Speaker 1>to slemm shows quote, let's do the fucking news to

0:32:10.435 --> 0:32:15.555
<v Speaker 1>professionals from an utter amateur. Let's do the effing news,

0:32:16.435 --> 0:32:21.355
<v Speaker 1>because I guess CBS no longer has a whole big

0:32:21.395 --> 0:32:28.555
<v Speaker 1>supply of number three pencils. Also of interest here, the

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<v Speaker 1>bad Bunny blowback has reached congress Woman Barney Rubble. Marjorie's

0:32:34.555 --> 0:32:40.155
<v Speaker 1>stupid Green wants to make English the official language in

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<v Speaker 1>response to Bad Bunny being selected to perform at the

0:32:44.635 --> 0:32:50.155
<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl. Which English the official language, I guess means

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<v Speaker 1>Marjorie Taylor Green is no longer allowed to talk ever again,

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<v Speaker 1>because whatever that is she's speaking, it ain't English. That's next.

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<v Speaker 1>This is countdown, George Crowing. Pleasure to have you here,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. This is the best news show. However, I

0:33:05.115 --> 0:33:07.155
<v Speaker 1>told that to one of your producers, and I want

0:33:07.195 --> 0:33:09.675
<v Speaker 1>you to know that I've seen them all and it's

0:33:09.835 --> 0:33:12.355
<v Speaker 1>just for especially the first thirty five minutes. Thank you.

0:33:12.515 --> 0:33:15.395
<v Speaker 1>It's just unparalleled. I got bad news between you and I.

0:33:15.435 --> 0:33:17.835
<v Speaker 1>We got six minutes to completely strom that in the back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good. Thank you George from wherever you are. I

0:33:43.995 --> 0:33:47.955
<v Speaker 1>needed that today. Still ahead on this editional countdown. I

0:33:47.955 --> 0:33:52.155
<v Speaker 1>haven't done Thurber in a while. Thursdays with Thurber, and

0:33:52.235 --> 0:33:54.515
<v Speaker 1>I want to go back to the piece that most

0:33:54.555 --> 0:33:59.115
<v Speaker 1>bizarrely gives me the most comforting times like these, which

0:33:59.155 --> 0:34:00.795
<v Speaker 1>turn out pretty much to be twenty four to seven

0:34:00.835 --> 0:34:05.595
<v Speaker 1>at the moment, a box to hide in. Next first,

0:34:05.635 --> 0:34:07.515
<v Speaker 1>believe it or not, there's still more new idiots to

0:34:07.555 --> 0:34:09.475
<v Speaker 1>talk about. The roundup of the miss Greens, morons and

0:34:09.555 --> 0:34:14.155
<v Speaker 1>Dunning Kruger effects specimens who constitute today's other worst persons

0:34:14.755 --> 0:34:18.635
<v Speaker 1>in the world. The runner up worse Texas Attorney General

0:34:19.075 --> 0:34:27.435
<v Speaker 1>Ken Paxton, the cockroach of the judiciary breaking. I'm launching

0:34:27.635 --> 0:34:34.035
<v Speaker 1>undercover operations to infiltrate and uproot leftist terror cells in Textas.

0:34:34.995 --> 0:34:38.795
<v Speaker 1>Leftist political terrorism is a clear and present danger. I

0:34:38.795 --> 0:34:43.315
<v Speaker 1>should have pronounced it in Texan. Leftist political terrorism a

0:34:43.635 --> 0:34:47.635
<v Speaker 1>clear present dinger. There can be no compromise with those

0:34:47.635 --> 0:34:53.355
<v Speaker 1>who want us dead. Well, Number one, that's your wife.

0:34:53.395 --> 0:34:56.875
<v Speaker 1>You're talking about right, those who want you dead because

0:34:56.915 --> 0:35:01.275
<v Speaker 1>this is undercover operations? Is this going to be different, Ken,

0:35:01.395 --> 0:35:04.515
<v Speaker 1>from what you normally do? I mean you're normally you're

0:35:04.755 --> 0:35:09.075
<v Speaker 1>undercover operations result in your wife suing you for divorce.

0:35:12.475 --> 0:35:16.995
<v Speaker 1>Keep your eye on the prize, Ken, Runner up everybody's

0:35:16.995 --> 0:35:23.355
<v Speaker 1>favorite Congressman from the CTE district, Derek van Orden. He

0:35:23.475 --> 0:35:26.515
<v Speaker 1>uses a bad word in here and also shows some

0:35:26.635 --> 0:35:30.395
<v Speaker 1>serious brain damage, so stand well back from your listening device.

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<v Speaker 1>Civix one oh one. The Senate requires sixty votes to

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<v Speaker 1>pass a bill. There are only fifty three Republicans in

0:35:36.755 --> 0:35:39.195
<v Speaker 1>the Senate. That means seven Democrats would have to vote

0:35:39.195 --> 0:35:41.235
<v Speaker 1>for the bill, or six could vote for it and

0:35:41.355 --> 0:35:44.515
<v Speaker 1>jd Vance would cast the tiebreaker. Follow me for more

0:35:44.555 --> 0:35:50.155
<v Speaker 1>shit you should have learned in fourth grade. Well, evidently

0:35:50.155 --> 0:35:54.235
<v Speaker 1>Derek dropped out in the third grade. That's sixty. That's

0:35:54.315 --> 0:36:00.795
<v Speaker 1>only for cloture. Cloture votes no, not cloak not closure

0:36:02.275 --> 0:36:06.195
<v Speaker 1>c L O t U R E. Should I spell

0:36:06.235 --> 0:36:12.355
<v Speaker 1>it for you? Things like nominations, budget reconciliations, house rules,

0:36:12.755 --> 0:36:15.995
<v Speaker 1>house rules changes. The meat and potatoes of the Senate

0:36:16.395 --> 0:36:21.835
<v Speaker 1>still simple majority fifty one forty nine or fifty one

0:36:21.875 --> 0:36:24.155
<v Speaker 1>to fifty. That's why the vice president can break a

0:36:24.195 --> 0:36:27.315
<v Speaker 1>fifty to fifty tie deck. Only there isn't one at

0:36:27.315 --> 0:36:30.955
<v Speaker 1>the moment, so no vance can't vote to create a

0:36:31.035 --> 0:36:39.835
<v Speaker 1>sixtieth vote. See how this works now, Civics one oh one.

0:36:40.675 --> 0:36:44.355
<v Speaker 1>My god, he failed the course to get into Civics

0:36:44.395 --> 0:36:49.115
<v Speaker 1>one oh one. Honestly, congressman, I'm confident there is a

0:36:49.275 --> 0:36:53.475
<v Speaker 1>walk in clinic somewhere in Wisconsin where they can take

0:36:53.515 --> 0:36:57.235
<v Speaker 1>you right now and scan your brain and see if

0:36:57.235 --> 0:37:01.635
<v Speaker 1>whatever it is is reversible. It could easily be the

0:37:01.715 --> 0:37:08.795
<v Speaker 1>onset of something serious. Your brain does not work correctly. Please,

0:37:12.395 --> 0:37:16.115
<v Speaker 1>here's the frightening reality. There's somebody in Congress worse than him.

0:37:16.595 --> 0:37:22.195
<v Speaker 1>Our winner, Marjorie Stupid Green, never mind the fact that

0:37:22.275 --> 0:37:26.115
<v Speaker 1>she figured out that Obamacare is necessary to keep the

0:37:26.235 --> 0:37:31.235
<v Speaker 1>cost of her own families medical premiums from doubling, has

0:37:31.355 --> 0:37:37.915
<v Speaker 1>just one burst of intelligence in a sea of gurgling crap.

0:37:39.515 --> 0:37:42.555
<v Speaker 1>Bad Bunny says America has four months to learn Spanish

0:37:42.635 --> 0:37:47.835
<v Speaker 1>before his perverse, unwonted performance at Super Bowl halftime. By

0:37:47.835 --> 0:37:52.555
<v Speaker 1>the way, speaker Johnson wants Lee Greenwood to perform Lee

0:37:52.635 --> 0:37:56.795
<v Speaker 1>Greenwood one hit Wonder eighty three years old. Ninety nine

0:37:56.835 --> 0:37:58.795
<v Speaker 1>percent of the country has no idea who he is

0:38:00.115 --> 0:38:03.355
<v Speaker 1>or that he's alive. Bad Bunny says America has four

0:38:03.395 --> 0:38:06.555
<v Speaker 1>months to learn Spanish before perverse unwanted performance at the

0:38:06.555 --> 0:38:09.435
<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl half time. It would be a good time

0:38:09.475 --> 0:38:12.635
<v Speaker 1>to pass my bill to make English the official language

0:38:12.675 --> 0:38:15.995
<v Speaker 1>of America. And the NFL needs to stop having demonic

0:38:16.075 --> 0:38:20.195
<v Speaker 1>sexual performances during its halftime shows. I know, madam, we

0:38:20.275 --> 0:38:23.275
<v Speaker 1>need to leave the demonic sexual performances to you in

0:38:23.315 --> 0:38:28.355
<v Speaker 1>the privacy of your own gym. But Marjorie Taylor Green,

0:38:28.435 --> 0:38:32.275
<v Speaker 1>you want to make English the official language. When you

0:38:32.355 --> 0:38:38.155
<v Speaker 1>said that we were being pushed around by the Gaspacho police,

0:38:39.435 --> 0:38:43.515
<v Speaker 1>when you said rights were being fragrantly violated, when you

0:38:43.595 --> 0:38:49.715
<v Speaker 1>insisted that something was like a peachtree dish, Marge, if

0:38:49.715 --> 0:38:52.835
<v Speaker 1>you make English the official language, you'll have to go

0:38:52.915 --> 0:38:56.195
<v Speaker 1>to jail because that's not what you're speaking. Dim bulb

0:38:57.795 --> 0:39:03.755
<v Speaker 1>Marjorie Taylor. She fails English and Van Orden fails fourth

0:39:03.755 --> 0:39:10.955
<v Speaker 1>grade social study. He's Green. Today's other worst person been

0:39:11.035 --> 0:39:30.075
<v Speaker 1>the Gyspatcho Police. It's been a long week, and every

0:39:30.115 --> 0:39:33.635
<v Speaker 1>time I find myself thinking it's been a long week,

0:39:34.475 --> 0:39:36.835
<v Speaker 1>I like to turn to my book of James Thurber,

0:39:37.115 --> 0:39:39.075
<v Speaker 1>and it's Fridays with Thurber. And it's been a few

0:39:39.155 --> 0:39:42.235
<v Speaker 1>fridays since I've done any James Thurber. And so let's

0:39:42.275 --> 0:39:45.075
<v Speaker 1>start at the beginning. As I've mentioned many times, I

0:39:45.195 --> 0:39:48.315
<v Speaker 1>read this story first aloud in a class in college

0:39:48.355 --> 0:39:50.595
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen seventy nine, and a friend of mine came

0:39:50.675 --> 0:39:53.075
<v Speaker 1>up to me and said, you should forget that sportscasting thing.

0:39:53.315 --> 0:39:56.635
<v Speaker 1>You should read Thurber for a living, And I said, yeah,

0:39:56.675 --> 0:40:03.315
<v Speaker 1>that'll ever happen. This is, for some reason, salvation for me, Catharsis,

0:40:03.355 --> 0:40:06.235
<v Speaker 1>and every other emotion that is appropriate after it has

0:40:06.275 --> 0:40:13.355
<v Speaker 1>been a long week. A Box to Hide In by

0:40:13.435 --> 0:40:19.995
<v Speaker 1>James Thurber. I waited till the large woman with the

0:40:20.075 --> 0:40:25.195
<v Speaker 1>awful hat took up her sack of groceries and went out,

0:40:25.595 --> 0:40:28.995
<v Speaker 1>peering at the tomatoes and the lettuce on her way.

0:40:30.075 --> 0:40:33.995
<v Speaker 1>The clerk asked me what mine was. Have you got

0:40:34.035 --> 0:40:37.795
<v Speaker 1>a box, I asked, A large box. I want a

0:40:37.835 --> 0:40:43.275
<v Speaker 1>box to hide in. You want a box, he asked,

0:40:44.275 --> 0:40:46.715
<v Speaker 1>I want a box to hide in. I said, what

0:40:46.755 --> 0:40:48.875
<v Speaker 1>do you mean? He said, you mean a big box?

0:40:50.115 --> 0:40:52.515
<v Speaker 1>I said, I meant a big box big enough to

0:40:52.555 --> 0:40:55.795
<v Speaker 1>hold me. I haven't got any boxes, he said, only

0:40:55.875 --> 0:41:01.075
<v Speaker 1>cottons that cans come in. I tried several other groceries

0:41:01.115 --> 0:41:02.915
<v Speaker 1>and none of them had a box big enough for

0:41:02.995 --> 0:41:05.995
<v Speaker 1>me to hide in. There was nothing for it but

0:41:06.115 --> 0:41:11.355
<v Speaker 1>to face life out. I didn't feel strong, and I'd

0:41:11.355 --> 0:41:15.035
<v Speaker 1>had this overpowering desire to hide in a box for

0:41:15.115 --> 0:41:20.155
<v Speaker 1>a long time. Well, what do you mean you want

0:41:20.155 --> 0:41:23.995
<v Speaker 1>to hide in this box, one grocer asked me. It's

0:41:24.115 --> 0:41:28.195
<v Speaker 1>a form of escape. I told him, hiding in a box.

0:41:28.755 --> 0:41:33.475
<v Speaker 1>It circumscribes your worries in the range of your anguish.

0:41:34.155 --> 0:41:37.435
<v Speaker 1>You don't see people either. How the hell do you

0:41:37.475 --> 0:41:40.035
<v Speaker 1>eat when you're in this box? Asked the grocer. How

0:41:40.035 --> 0:41:42.795
<v Speaker 1>don't the hell do you get anything to eat? I

0:41:42.835 --> 0:41:45.115
<v Speaker 1>said I had never been in a box and didn't know,

0:41:45.195 --> 0:41:49.035
<v Speaker 1>but that that would take care of itself. Well, he said, finally,

0:41:49.715 --> 0:41:53.195
<v Speaker 1>I haven't got any boxes, only some pasteboard cartons that

0:41:53.275 --> 0:41:59.035
<v Speaker 1>cans come in. It was the same every place. I

0:41:59.115 --> 0:42:01.595
<v Speaker 1>gave up when it got dark and the groceries closed,

0:42:02.275 --> 0:42:05.395
<v Speaker 1>and hid in my room again. I turned out the

0:42:05.475 --> 0:42:08.515
<v Speaker 1>light and lay on the bed. You feel better when

0:42:08.555 --> 0:42:12.155
<v Speaker 1>it gets dark. I could have hit in a closet,

0:42:12.195 --> 0:42:17.955
<v Speaker 1>I suppose, but people are always opening doors. Somebody would

0:42:17.995 --> 0:42:21.195
<v Speaker 1>find you in a closet. They would be startled, and

0:42:21.235 --> 0:42:23.635
<v Speaker 1>you'd have to tell them why you're in the closet.

0:42:23.955 --> 0:42:27.395
<v Speaker 1>Nobody pays attention to a big box lying on the floor.

0:42:27.715 --> 0:42:31.915
<v Speaker 1>You could stay in it for days and nobody'd think

0:42:32.075 --> 0:42:38.715
<v Speaker 1>to look in it, not even the cleaning woman. My

0:42:38.995 --> 0:42:41.475
<v Speaker 1>cleaning woman came the next morning and woke me up,

0:42:41.795 --> 0:42:44.715
<v Speaker 1>and I was still feeling bad. I asked her if

0:42:44.755 --> 0:42:47.795
<v Speaker 1>she knew where I could get a large box. How

0:42:47.795 --> 0:42:51.555
<v Speaker 1>big a box you want, she asked, I want a

0:42:51.595 --> 0:42:54.115
<v Speaker 1>box big enough for me to get inside of, I said.

0:42:55.235 --> 0:42:59.635
<v Speaker 1>She looked at me with big, dim eyes. There's something

0:42:59.675 --> 0:43:03.515
<v Speaker 1>wrong with her glands. She's awful, but she has a

0:43:03.555 --> 0:43:08.235
<v Speaker 1>big heart, which makes it worse. She's unbearable. Her husband

0:43:08.315 --> 0:43:10.675
<v Speaker 1>is sick, and her children are sick, and she is

0:43:10.755 --> 0:43:13.155
<v Speaker 1>sick too. I got to thinking how pleasant it would

0:43:13.155 --> 0:43:15.115
<v Speaker 1>be if I were in a box now and didn't

0:43:15.115 --> 0:43:17.235
<v Speaker 1>have to see her. I'd be in a box right

0:43:17.235 --> 0:43:19.435
<v Speaker 1>there in the room, and she wouldn't know. I wondered

0:43:19.475 --> 0:43:23.115
<v Speaker 1>if you had a desire to bark or laugh when

0:43:23.155 --> 0:43:26.715
<v Speaker 1>someone who doesn't know walks by the box you were in.

0:43:28.635 --> 0:43:31.035
<v Speaker 1>Maybe she would have a spell with her heart. If

0:43:31.075 --> 0:43:35.515
<v Speaker 1>I did that would die right there. The officers and

0:43:35.555 --> 0:43:39.155
<v Speaker 1>the elevator man and mister Grammage would find us funny,

0:43:39.195 --> 0:43:41.915
<v Speaker 1>dog gone thing happened at the building last night. The

0:43:41.995 --> 0:43:44.155
<v Speaker 1>doorman would say to his wife, I led in this

0:43:44.195 --> 0:43:46.195
<v Speaker 1>woman to clean up tenf and she never come out.

0:43:46.235 --> 0:43:48.595
<v Speaker 1>See she's never in there more in an hour, but

0:43:48.675 --> 0:43:51.275
<v Speaker 1>she never come out. See. So when it got time

0:43:51.315 --> 0:43:53.195
<v Speaker 1>for me to go off duty, why, I says to Credit,

0:43:53.235 --> 0:43:55.035
<v Speaker 1>who was on the elevator, I says, what the hell

0:43:55.075 --> 0:43:58.115
<v Speaker 1>you suppose has happened to that woman cleans tenf? He

0:43:58.155 --> 0:44:00.475
<v Speaker 1>says he didn't know. He says he never seen her

0:44:00.475 --> 0:44:02.915
<v Speaker 1>after he took her up. So I spoke to mister

0:44:02.995 --> 0:44:06.875
<v Speaker 1>Grammage about it. Sorry to bother you, mister Grammage, I says,

0:44:07.315 --> 0:44:10.035
<v Speaker 1>but there's something funny about that woman cleans ten f.

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<v Speaker 1>So I told him. So he said we better have

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<v Speaker 1>a look, and we all three goes up and knuts

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<v Speaker 1>on the door and rings the bells, seeing nobody answers,

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<v Speaker 1>so he said we'd have to walk in. So Credit

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<v Speaker 1>opened the door and we walked in, and here was

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<v Speaker 1>this woman cleans the apartment dead as a herring on

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<v Speaker 1>the floor, and the gentleman that lives there was in

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<v Speaker 1>a box. The cleaning woman kept looking at me. It

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<v Speaker 1>was hard to realize she wasn't dead. It's a form

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<v Speaker 1>of escape, I murmured, wat say. She asked, Dully, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know of any large packing boxes, do you? I asked, now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. She said, I haven't found one yet. But

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<v Speaker 1>I still have this overpowering urge to hide in a box.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it will go away, maybe I'll be all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it will get worse. It's hard to say. Forty

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<v Speaker 1>six years since I first read that in public, I

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<v Speaker 1>still didn't get any better at it. I've done all

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<v Speaker 1>the damage I can do here. Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>my fault. That's countdown for today. Day two hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>sixty three of America held hostage again, but just twelve

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<v Speaker 1>hundred days, even twelve hundred until the scheduled end of

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's lame duck and lame brain term unless he is

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<v Speaker 1>removed sooner by MAGA and Jeffrey Epstein, or that pavement

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<v Speaker 1>patch on his hand, or some stuck escalator somewhere, or

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<v Speaker 1>the psychopathy test or Tailan Hall, or that judge guy

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't like, or that judge girl or some Illinois

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<v Speaker 1>politician list lengthens, or the next scheduled countdown is Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll warn you right here. I may take this off.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you noticed a certain struggle recently,

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<v Speaker 1>but in addition to the fact that I'm having some

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<v Speaker 1>vision problems, it's not permanent. It's just as you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to know what it is, but it's temporary. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just lasting longer than it should. In addition to that,

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<v Speaker 1>my back went out. It's like, oh my god, what

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<v Speaker 1>am I an old Yes? I am an old man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I may take the day off. We'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>The next scheduled countdown is Monday. Maybe maybe not till

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<v Speaker 1>then or whenever. I'm Keith Olderman. Good morning, good afternoon,

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