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Speaker 1: Uncles down, the stars come out and doll comes is here.

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Speaker 1: My univens will never be the same. I'm glad you king.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you king. He's another Jubila on the twenties

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Speaker 1: to me, I'm moving. Hello. Hi is this Karrot? Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is kar Kara. This is Seth McElroy from Protective Services. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? We've gotten many phone calls

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Speaker 1: from concerned parties that your child is obese and so

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Speaker 1: this is a welfare call. Um, are you sure you

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Speaker 1: have the right person? Um, I'll read you some reports. Uh.

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Speaker 1: One says that the baby is as big as a house. No,

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Speaker 1: what you can see is concerning. Another one says it's

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Speaker 1: a mini Godzilla, which are you kidding me? You know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he's going to grow up and

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Speaker 1: destroy Tokyo. We can't have that now, um. And the

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Speaker 1: other one says the baby is like a mini cinder block,

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Speaker 1: which would mean I don't know if you know what

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Speaker 1: a cinder block he is? Okay, are you familiar with

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Speaker 1: what a cinder block is? This is ridiculous. It's a

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Speaker 1: very it's a very heavy building tool, which would mean

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Speaker 1: that they're what they're doing. Is they're saying that your

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Speaker 1: baby's very big and heavy. Okay, I'm just reading the report.

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Speaker 1: A lot of the time, these reports are inaccurate, uh,

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Speaker 1: and they're false. So if I could just ask you

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Speaker 1: a few questions and I'm sure it'll be fine. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. I would just I'd like to get

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Speaker 1: this over with. Can your child run a mile without

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Speaker 1: getting winded? He doesn't walk? Is that because he's obese

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Speaker 1: and he can't walk? Is that why? Too much TV

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Speaker 1: and junk food? No, he's five months old. Actually, how

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Speaker 1: many push ups can your child do? You can't do

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Speaker 1: a push up? So he's a little out of shape

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Speaker 1: than to do pushups? He's five months old. Now, when

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Speaker 1: you're at the grocery store with your baby, do people

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Speaker 1: often point and laugh at him? I just need it

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Speaker 1: for the report. No, no, no, no, So you're saying

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Speaker 1: that he's not assume a wrestler in training. You know

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Speaker 1: I've had enough of you. You are not professional, you

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Speaker 1: are rude, you're in constipating. I don't know where you're raised,

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you come from, but all I

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Speaker 1: know is that I am going to report you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to report you, ma'am. I don't think you

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Speaker 1: understand my position. I have no choice but to ask

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Speaker 1: you these questions. All these reports are coming in that

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Speaker 1: your baby is obese. I want the names of the

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Speaker 1: people that are saying it's about my baby right now.

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Speaker 1: How many cribs is he broken? I don't know who

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Speaker 1: you are, but when I find out, my husband is

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Speaker 1: going to kick your Oh well, he emailed me the

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Speaker 1: other day to call you, because this is actually Jewil

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm Moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: husband Chad set you up. No, oh my gosh. He

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Speaker 1: says that you guys have been joking about how your

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Speaker 1: baby's chubby. I was so sad every morning with Jubil

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy on Moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five stars me my win.