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Speaker 1: He cut eye contact misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 2: One is in the return line at Costco, where nothing

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Speaker 2: bonds two people faster than jointly judging someone who's returning

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Speaker 2: a half eaten rotisserie chicken.

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Speaker 3: We see that you enjoyed it, sir.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're enjoying you enjoying it.

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Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one,

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Speaker 2: titled to number ninety two what's your deal? O woman

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Speaker 2: for Man twenty eight Downtown Ice Arena. She says, your

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Speaker 2: team was in town and I was the one sitting

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Speaker 2: by the penalty box cause that's where the bad boys

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Speaker 2: end up eventually. Also, it's the best place to watch fights,

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Speaker 2: which is basically hockey's.

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Speaker 1: Version of flirting. Oh that's right, you were the cute.

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Speaker 2: One who kept getting slam into the glass near me.

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Speaker 2: I had the sign that said XO XO for discount

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Speaker 2: dental work. My boss gave me free tickets if i'd

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Speaker 2: bring it with me. At one point you noticed me,

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Speaker 2: and I swear you laughed, or maybe you were just bleeding.

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Speaker 1: It was hard to tell.

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Speaker 2: You definitely heard me, though, when I yelled that my

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Speaker 2: dad could beat you up.

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Speaker 3: What.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's just how I flirt.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it might work for a hockey guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: After the game, you looked at me one more time,

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Speaker 2: and that's when I flipped the sign over and it

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Speaker 2: had my Instagram handle with a cartoon drawing of me

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Speaker 2: holding my boobs. So well planned, I'm surprised you still

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Speaker 2: haven't DMD me yet. So if you see this, it's

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Speaker 2: the girl by the penalty box who threatened you with

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Speaker 2: her dad.

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Speaker 1: That signed Lossandra going too.

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Speaker 3: If he gets it mixed up, then there's more than

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Speaker 3: one of them.

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Speaker 1: It's just a whole hockey arena full of them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Dad's all over the place.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled Roots and Romance A Man

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Speaker 2: for Woman fifty five East Side Hair Salon.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was gonna be potatoes for some.

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Speaker 1: Reason, he says.

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Speaker 2: I went in for a haircut and some dye because

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Speaker 2: my ex step daughter says my gray hair makes me

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Speaker 2: look fifteen years older, and unfortunately I still care what

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Speaker 2: she thinks.

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Speaker 1: That's when I noticed you.

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Speaker 2: We were both sitting under those big hooded dryers like

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Speaker 2: two rotisserie chickens getting a light tan. We started talking

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Speaker 2: how you bragged about your ivy league kids. Then I

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Speaker 2: told you a story about how my ex stepdaughter accidentally

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Speaker 2: stapled her own tongue when she was fifteen.

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Speaker 3: This is the girl you care her opinion about.

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Speaker 2: Really uplifting salon type of conversation. Oh man, I told

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Speaker 2: you your hair was shiny, like a labrador that just

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Speaker 2: left the groomer.

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Speaker 1: Brown dog hair. It's a nice dog.

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Speaker 3: You though you want to touch it.

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Speaker 2: You didn't answer, but you did give me a look

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Speaker 2: that said I might actually enjoy this idiot.

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Speaker 1: Then you left.

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Speaker 2: I asked the stylist for your number, but they said

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Speaker 2: they couldn't give.

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Speaker 1: It out because of privacy rules.

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Speaker 2: Apparently hairdressers have something called the clippocratic oath. Anyway, if

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Speaker 2: you're the shiny haired woman from dryer chair number two,

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Speaker 2: it's Ricky, the guy with the motor oil hair and

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Speaker 2: the child who will be calling you soon to sell

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Speaker 2: you an extended warranty.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's so proud of his ex step daughter.

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Speaker 1: He's already annoying me.

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Speaker 3: I think it was a good step dad thought.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your final misconnection. It's titled like you

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Speaker 1: like a latte?

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Speaker 3: Okay, man, I get.

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Speaker 1: It pretty too Starbucks, She says.

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Speaker 2: I was at Starbucks with my laptop open, pretending to work.

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Speaker 2: In reality, I was playing Toka Boca Hair Salon.

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Speaker 1: Four like a very serious adult.

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Speaker 3: Yeh is that kid's game.

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Speaker 2: That's when I saw you reading an Amazon new Hire manual.

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Speaker 1: I asked if you got a job there. You said no.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, why are you reading the intriguing Okay?

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Speaker 2: I told you my daughter had a ballet I told

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Speaker 2: you my daughter had a ballet recital next door. I'm

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Speaker 2: not watching because I'm weirdly self conscious about her beefy ankles.

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Speaker 3: You have great ankles.

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Speaker 2: Don't listen to your mother you You nodded like that

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Speaker 2: was a normal thing to say. Then we started talking

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Speaker 2: about candles. I asked your favorite scent. You said fresh

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Speaker 2: brewed coffee perfect. I leaned over and blue hot coffee

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Speaker 2: breath and.

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Speaker 1: Sexual way disgusted. Consider that a free sample.

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Speaker 3: I don't want more samples.

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Speaker 1: And then I went to buy a cake pop so

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Speaker 1: we could split it.

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Speaker 2: I came back and you were gone, just vanished, like

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Speaker 2: a Toca Boca hairdo getting chopped off at the ear.

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Speaker 1: I wish any more about this. We have a download

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Speaker 1: Tokaboca Hair Salon four. After we're done with this, she.

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Speaker 2: Says, if you see this, it's Bella from Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: I never gave you my name.

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Speaker 3: I think he remembers the breath.

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Speaker 1: And also you need to Venmo me a dollar fifty

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Speaker 1: for your half of the cake.

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Speaker 3: It's a good place.

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Speaker 1: Those were your Craig misconnection. That was great. That was awesome.

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Speaker 1: We're going to do a phone tap coming up right

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Speaker 1: after this