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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Saturday

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Speaker 1: Night Live Jay Farrow July seventeenth through the nineteenth. Tickets

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Speaker 1: are available at Parlor Live dot com or call four

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Speaker 1: two five two eight nine seven thousand A. Hello, this

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Speaker 1: is Sergeant Casey right back, calling police department. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for a jos This is Joe. How are you.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a second to talk? Oh? Yeah, Okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be blunt with you here. I'm calling sort

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Speaker 1: of as a formality. Ninety nine percent of the times

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Speaker 1: these calls turn out to be no big deal, but

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Speaker 1: I have to do it, and I just have to

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Speaker 1: ask you right now. Are you a murderer? What is it?

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Speaker 1: What is this about? We've gotten a few complaints from

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Speaker 1: your neighbors that they think you're a murderer from my neighbors. Listen,

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Speaker 1: there's nobody missing in your neighborhood. There's no signs of

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Speaker 1: foul play. We've done sort of a background check on

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Speaker 1: you and everything else. I know that they're just being

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Speaker 1: weird or whatever, but I just I had to ask

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Speaker 1: you the questions. So that is a no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: a murderer, right what I figured? Listen, when we get

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Speaker 1: more than three complaints, I have to file paperwork and

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Speaker 1: so are you tilling me? Now? Who called you? A

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Speaker 1: couple of different people? I'm not allowed to release their

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Speaker 1: names to you. Well, how am I supposed to take this?

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Speaker 1: What do you want me to? I mean, do you

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Speaker 1: like Well, I definitely don't want you to kill anybody.

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Speaker 1: I'm not planning I'm killing anybody. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: this is. This is really freaking me out because I

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Speaker 1: have no idea where this would come from. Okay, people

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Speaker 1: to be spreading some sort of falsehoods about me, So

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Speaker 1: you're definitely not a murderer. Yeah, that's right. I just

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Speaker 1: want to fill out my paperwork and go home. Frankly, So,

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Speaker 1: if I could ask you a few more questions, just

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Speaker 1: to finish this all up, i'd appreciate you. Well, one

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Speaker 1: of the questions, would you have in the past ninety days?

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Speaker 1: Have you killed anybody? Come on? Or thought about killing anybody? No?

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Speaker 1: Oh no on both of those, like, you haven't killed

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Speaker 1: anybody and you haven't thought about it, or I have

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Speaker 1: killed someone and then I also thought about You know,

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Speaker 1: I haven't killed anybody. The questioning about killing is shouldn't

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Speaker 1: even be You shouldn't be asking me this, Just so

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Speaker 1: we can be clear here, you haven't murdered anybody, but

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Speaker 1: you've thought about it, because you didn't answer my question. No,

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Speaker 1: I have not thought about it. No, I haven't murdered anybody,

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Speaker 1: and I haven't thought about it. Do you sound angry? Now?

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Speaker 1: You're not thinking? You're not thinking about murdering anybody, now,

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Speaker 1: are you? No? You know, I don't think I should

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Speaker 1: even be answering these questions. This is ridiculous. Can I

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Speaker 1: be blunt with you for a second. Okay, I think

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Speaker 1: I know why your neighbors think you're a murderer. Oh really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do. I think I know why. Okay, your voice

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Speaker 1: is a little creepy. So you're saying my voice is creepy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's why my neighbors are calling me a murderer.

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Speaker 1: You just sound kind of dead inside. I kill you.

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Speaker 1: You're a police officer. I'm just telling you what I do.

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Speaker 1: You behave. It's how you call people up and talk

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Speaker 1: to people. I'm just saying you're wondering why your neighbors

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Speaker 1: would say this about you. I'm saying you come across

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Speaker 1: sort of creepy, kind of like I told you that

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Speaker 1: they have it in for me. They they complained about

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Speaker 1: everything that goes onto this neighborhood. They showed me a

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Speaker 1: picture of you, and honestly, you don't look like a murderer.

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Speaker 1: You look more like a peeping tom to me, not

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Speaker 1: a murder. That's very funny. That's very funny. I'm just

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Speaker 1: being honest with you, sir. If I were to suspect

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Speaker 1: anything of you, it'd be being a peeper, not a killer.

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Speaker 1: You know what, No, can I speak to say? Can

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Speaker 1: I speak to your superior? Please? This is this is

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Speaker 1: absolutely insane. I can't look to this anymore. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: when I saw your picture, you look like one of

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Speaker 1: those guys. Shut up and let me talk to your supervisor. Now.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you to my supervisor if you really want

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Speaker 1: to talk to you just a second, though, because I'm

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Speaker 1: not talking supervisor. Look, I did some research on you,

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Speaker 1: and I talked to your buddy Randy. You're even talking

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Speaker 1: to my friends now. Randy says, even though he likes

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Speaker 1: hanging out with you, you're still one of the creepiest guys.

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Speaker 1: He knows he wouldn't say that. One of my best

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Speaker 1: friends wouldn't say that about me. No he did. No,

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Speaker 1: he did not, Yes he did. He emailed me and

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Speaker 1: told me all about you emailed. What does that even mean?

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Speaker 1: It means that this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh no, your buddy

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Speaker 1: Randy wanted me to call you. Says that you have

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Speaker 1: a lot of problems with your neighbors. Yeah, I hate them.

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Speaker 1: You're not thinking about murdering them, are you? No? I

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Speaker 1: wasn't thinking of burgering them. Okay, because your creepy voice

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Speaker 1: sounded like you were. Oh, wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jubil phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties point five,

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Speaker 1: the tablows on the water. I gotta have it. I

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Speaker 1: want to