Speaker 1: How many times does this happen to you? You're on
Speaker 1: a date and they seem like they have everything you've
Speaker 1: always wanted. It's the Jewble Show. They're the right height,
Speaker 1: the girth of their midsection is just perfect, perfect girth,
Speaker 1: you don't find that often. And they've got just the
Speaker 1: right amount of teeth. Oh yeah, they have everything you've
Speaker 1: ever wanted. And then they order a drink at the
Speaker 1: restaurant and proceed to pour it in the sippy cup
Speaker 1: they take with them everywhere because they only drink liquids
Speaker 1: out of a sippy cup.
Speaker 2: Okay, everything, so you have no choice put to end things?
Speaker 1: Well, the trend is going viral of people sharing the
Speaker 1: pettiest reasons they couldn't date somebody, and the answers are hilarious. Yes, Also,
Speaker 1: what's the pettiest reason you couldn't date someone? Call us
Speaker 1: up eight eight eight three four three one eight eight
Speaker 1: eight three four three one six one text in four
Speaker 1: one o six one and we'll go over the pettiest
Speaker 1: reasons people have broken up with someone right after this,
Speaker 1: It's the Jewble Show. I once broke up with a
Speaker 1: guy because he was short and I couldn't wear heels.
Speaker 1: Around and without looking like his mom. Text message. We
Speaker 1: just got in at four to one six one because
Speaker 1: the trend is going viral of people sharing the pettiest
Speaker 1: reasons that they couldn't date. Somebody said, you will show
Speaker 1: tell us yours eight eight eight three four three one
Speaker 1: oh six one. Text in four to one oh six
Speaker 1: one and we'll go over some of the pettiest reasons
Speaker 1: that somebody couldn't break couldn't date somebody one says they
Speaker 1: had a Velcrow wallet.
Speaker 2: I couldn't stand it. That's fair.
Speaker 1: Velcrow wallet does give off very teenage vibes, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does, But I kind of enjoy them. What why,
Speaker 3: I don't know. The velcro and they pulling apart in
Speaker 3: a little more, you know that noise, it's kind of fun.
Speaker 4: I don't know why it's different for girls. That is, like,
Speaker 4: if a girl had a Velcrow wallet, I don't think
Speaker 4: I'd care. But if I see a guy with a
Speaker 4: Volker wallet, I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: I once made a duct tape ballet when I was
Speaker 3: in elementary school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine being on a date now, Victoria and they
Speaker 1: pull out a duct tape wallet.
Speaker 5: I'd be like Amy was going to store, you.
Speaker 1: Pull out your matching one, and he's like, look, we're
Speaker 1: going over a trend that's going viral of people showing
Speaker 1: the pettiest reasons that they stopped talking to somebody. One
Speaker 1: says I once received a topless picture from a guy
Speaker 1: I was dating at the time. Below the picture, he typed,
Speaker 1: this is called pure strength and force, kitty. It says,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's worse how he flexed his muscles,
Speaker 1: which is very cringey, or the message he sent or
Speaker 1: the fact that he called me kitty.
Speaker 6: That's very understandable. Yes, this is called strength and your
Speaker 6: strength and force kitty. My goodness, ye.
Speaker 1: Hey, blythe Hey, what's the pettiest reason you stopped talking
Speaker 1: to somebody?
Speaker 7: Well, I was just going.
Speaker 8: To tell you about this.
Speaker 7: I was in a pretty long relationship with my with
Speaker 7: a guy, and the thing that really bugged me was
Speaker 7: he he when he ate, he was like smack his
Speaker 7: lips together, always chewed with his mouth open, and it
Speaker 7: just and sometimes like stuck on his finger in the
Speaker 7: band and it just I just like my skin started crawling.
Speaker 7: At first, you know, I don't really care. It's kind
Speaker 7: of cute. And then I just couldn't even be at
Speaker 7: a meal with him. And I mean, if finally we
Speaker 7: were at a restaurant, a really nice restaurant, he was
Speaker 7: instead of using the napkin, he was just flicking his
Speaker 7: fingers and topping.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I couldn't take it. And I was like, listen, you've
Speaker 7: got it. You know, it's really gross what you're doing.
Speaker 7: You're cut in your mouth. And he turned the whole
Speaker 7: thing over around to me and he was like, listen, babe,
Speaker 7: I'm really sick of your complaining. I've been thinking about
Speaker 7: this for a long time. This is not working. Turned
Speaker 7: it around with he's breaking up with me, which was
Speaker 7: kind of relief.
Speaker 10: Because I think I was right.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, you're like, wait, it's like,
Speaker 3: you can't fire me. I quit.
Speaker 1: D three one, text in four one O six one.
Speaker 1: What's the pettiest reason that you've stopped talking? Stopped talking
Speaker 1: to somebody? One says I went out with this girl
Speaker 1: and on our second date she ate her peas one
Speaker 1: pee at a time, one at a time. That must
Speaker 1: have been a long day. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: She just wanted to save her the moment. Yes, you know,
Speaker 3: it takes a small bite eating habits really are something
Speaker 3: people pay attention to a lot.
Speaker 11: Though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh no, if I hear what's going on in
Speaker 4: your mouth, I can't even be your friend.
Speaker 3: I got my gun. I'm done with it.
Speaker 4: There is my daughter the other day. We were in
Speaker 4: a restaurant and she goes and just to be funny,
Speaker 4: I was like no, and I just stared her down.
Speaker 4: She's like, sorry, dad, what's the pettiest reason you've stopped
Speaker 4: talking to somebody?
Speaker 1: Somebody texted in at four one to six one and says,
Speaker 1: my ex girlfriend was too good of a baker and
Speaker 1: it was making me fat.
Speaker 2: Hashtag no self control.
Speaker 1: So at least you realize that's on you, Like, it
Speaker 1: wasn't a trade of hers that was bad. You couldn't
Speaker 1: control yourself around the food she made. I'm sorry, you're
Speaker 1: just too good of a baker.
Speaker 3: I have to read you so mad. It's not you,
Speaker 3: it's my raceline.
Speaker 1: We're going over a trend that is going viral of
Speaker 1: people sharing the petty reasons that they stopped dating.
Speaker 2: Somebody.
Speaker 1: One says I asked them how they were doing, and
Speaker 1: they said, hashtag blessed.
Speaker 3: That was it out loud?
Speaker 1: That Yeah, they said I'm hashtag blessed right now single. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what you are. Pay Courtney. Hey, what's the pettiest
Speaker 1: reason you've broke up with somebody?
Speaker 7: So I went on that first date with a guy
Speaker 7: and we were walking into the movies.
Speaker 10: He didn't hold the door for me, and it almost
Speaker 10: hit me in the face.
Speaker 8: Valid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's valid. Valid.
Speaker 1: Texting calls up eight and eight three four three one one.
Speaker 1: What's the pettiest reason that you've stocked stopped talking to somebody?
Speaker 1: One person said that I absolutely loved this girl that
Speaker 1: I was dating. She had the same name as my mom.
Speaker 3: Oh, and I just couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: I've done that before. What Yeah, dated somebody with the
Speaker 1: same name as my mom with Debbie? Is it Deborah?
Speaker 1: Did you call her? I called her Debbie and deb sometimes,
Speaker 1: which is what people call her mother sometimes mommy. And
Speaker 1: she was like ten years older than me at the
Speaker 1: time too.
Speaker 3: So it all felt really weird.
Speaker 1: I did it for fun, like I was like, this
Speaker 1: is kind of funny, like it's like I'm dating my mom,
Speaker 1: And then it just got weird and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, deb I'm not gonna work out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's another jubile phone frame, same mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is pe Deakin's assistant to the president
Speaker 1: of the home owners Association.
Speaker 3: I was looking for Kim.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 2: Howdy Cam, how are you today?
Speaker 9: I'm all right. What's the reason for the call?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if you heard, but I am
Speaker 1: the assistant to the president of the homeowners Association here
Speaker 1: and I'm currently on your property because I noticed some
Speaker 1: things while I was headed out the door today and
Speaker 1: I needed to discuss them with you.
Speaker 2: Quite a few violations.
Speaker 9: You're on my property? WHOA what do you mean you're
Speaker 9: my property?
Speaker 1: I mean, well, what that means is that your house
Speaker 1: would be the property and I am currently.
Speaker 9: On Okay, right, what's the problem?
Speaker 2: Well, we started decorating for Halloween and.
Speaker 9: We yep, you did.
Speaker 8: M h.
Speaker 13: Why is that a problem that we've decorated our house
Speaker 13: for Halloween.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not so much of a problem, is it,
Speaker 1: because you did do it in the right time frame.
Speaker 1: But it is the decorations that are the problem. Let's
Speaker 1: start with the punkin infractions.
Speaker 9: What do you mean in fractions? What are you even talking?
Speaker 3: Quite a few punkin and actions.
Speaker 9: Well, first of all, they're called pumpkins.
Speaker 2: That's what I said.
Speaker 9: But what right? Okay, sure, but what's the infraction.
Speaker 2: Well, let's just start with your pumpkins.
Speaker 13: We didn't get any notice about this, okay, well, no notice.
Speaker 1: You do have guidelines from us that you get every
Speaker 1: single year, and it's not my fault if you didn't
Speaker 1: read them. So I did a walk through, did to
Speaker 1: walk through? Did a walk through? Did a walk through
Speaker 1: of your decorations? And your punkins need to be three
Speaker 1: feet from any walkways. I got out my measuring tape
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 9: And why why is the question? Why do they have
Speaker 9: to be three feet from any walkway?
Speaker 1: That it is our rule. It's for safety reasons. And
Speaker 1: your pumpkins are two feet nine inches from the walkway,
Speaker 1: So that is not three feet, is it? And that's
Speaker 1: a five hundred dollars fine per inch? And the punkins
Speaker 1: are also carved. You also carved the pumpkins.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what people do or not.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you haven't looked around the community,
Speaker 1: but we do not carve punkins here anymore.
Speaker 2: It's a fire hazard because people put.
Speaker 9: Plenty of my neighbors their pumpkins.
Speaker 1: Oh and I'll be making my rounds to them as well,
Speaker 1: because I am shocked at the amount of punkins that
Speaker 1: are carved in this neighborhood and we cannot have that
Speaker 1: because all but.
Speaker 9: Because it's literally Halloween.
Speaker 1: Bro putting a candle in those to light them up
Speaker 1: as a fire hazard, and it also promotes punkin violence
Speaker 1: and we do not promote that here in that Oh,
Speaker 1: because you're taking.
Speaker 2: A knife and cutting the punkin for.
Speaker 9: Our own amazable pumpkin.
Speaker 13: Yes, it's a punk you spell it pu mp ki
Speaker 13: n it's called a pump punkin.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're going to.
Speaker 13: Walk around on people's properties and throw fines all over
Speaker 13: the blaze.
Speaker 9: You might want to know how to spell and pronounce
Speaker 9: the word.
Speaker 8: I do know.
Speaker 9: Hell, they can't be hurt by knives.
Speaker 2: They are gores.
Speaker 9: Promote any kind of violin.
Speaker 1: Well, as far as we're concerned at the Home Association,
Speaker 1: punkins have feelings too, and we do not want our
Speaker 1: residents cutting pumpkins.
Speaker 9: You, sir, are a di Yeah, all.
Speaker 1: Right, I could find you, I guess for foul language,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to do that. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and stick with the punkin.
Speaker 9: Fine, I can't do that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick with it.
Speaker 13: M Okay, you know what, I'm not getting a fine.
Speaker 13: That's it, and stop saying pumpkins.
Speaker 3: It's not a punk, But I don't know what else
Speaker 3: I should call him.
Speaker 9: You and p kay I n s.
Speaker 2: Pumpkins, punkins, the pumpkins punkins.
Speaker 13: You're worried about their feelings, then you should know how
Speaker 13: to say it.
Speaker 1: Pund pumpkins, pumpkins, enough pumpkins, yes, no, yes, Oh.
Speaker 13: My god, I've literally I've had it up here. They're
Speaker 13: called pumpkins, pumpkins. I'm not paying a fine and.
Speaker 9: That's probably not legal, so go learn how to say pumpkin, punkin,
Speaker 9: No pumpkin, tompkins, pumpkin.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, then I'll let you know.
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewbil from the Jubil Show doing a
Speaker 1: phone brank on you and your husband say you up.
Speaker 3: What it's a joke.
Speaker 9: My god, I'm going they literally kill him.
Speaker 1: He said, you just decorated your house for Halloween. You
Speaker 1: guys have a homeowners association. You want to mess with you?
Speaker 13: Oh my gosh, if you would have said punk one
Speaker 13: more time, I was probably gonna have a heart.
Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks.
Speaker 2: So I'm Vernina's what's trending.
Speaker 3: Dodgers Yankees World Series starts on Friday, and it's the
Speaker 3: first time those two teams are matching up against each
Speaker 3: other in over four decades. Really, yeah, so it's a
Speaker 3: big deal. The interesting part is how much it's going
Speaker 3: to cost you for a ticket if you're trying to
Speaker 3: be at one of these games. So the ones in LA,
Speaker 3: the tickets are about twelve hundred dollars. Whoa but over that?
Speaker 3: And then if you when you go to New York
Speaker 3: when they move over, it's going to cost you even more.
Speaker 3: So you got that kind of cash, and you're trying
Speaker 3: to be at the Fall Classic. No, no, do that lot. Honestly,
Speaker 3: being at a World Series is a dream of mine.
Speaker 3: But there's no way I'm ever going to have that
Speaker 3: money to buy a ticket. So what's the backup plan?
Speaker 3: I went to your Aworld Series on accidental.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, a friend of mine invited me to I
Speaker 4: lived in Los Angeles at the time, invited me out
Speaker 4: to a Dodgers game.
Speaker 2: It turns out it was the World Series.
Speaker 1: World You didn't even know because I don't follow sports.
Speaker 1: For the Vegas Baseball games, you could go to the veggas.
Speaker 1: That was the game that it went like ten hours.
Speaker 1: I was just exhausted. I don't care about sports. I
Speaker 1: just went to hairing.
Speaker 2: We've been there for ten hours, Like this is amazing.
Speaker 3: Ten hours straight. I was like, I'm going home. You
Speaker 3: know every single person in that place is loaded or
Speaker 3: friends with somebody. That's totally Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was the friend.
Speaker 3: I'll ever get tickets and you want a plus one,
Speaker 3: I'll be there. On the opposite side, Target is looking
Speaker 3: out for you. They're cutting prices on more than two
Speaker 3: thousand items ahead of the holiday season. So this is exciting.
Speaker 3: When you go to Target, you may be able to
Speaker 3: get out of there under one hundred dollars. Would be
Speaker 3: a challenge, Yeah, it is a challenge. I wouldn't have anyone.
Speaker 1: I'm walking to Target for a candy bar or something before,
Speaker 1: I've got towels, I've got everything.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to spend this buch money.
Speaker 3: There's one like Guyl I have to avoid it all costs,
Speaker 3: and it's throw pillows. Oh wow, what it is about
Speaker 3: throw pillows? I always want a new one, use a
Speaker 3: new one. Yeah, and they feel so good home good
Speaker 3: sucker and Lastly, there is a man who is trending
Speaker 3: right now. He's a Florida man, of course, and he's
Speaker 3: trending because he impersonated a security guard to get into
Speaker 3: the Taylor Swift concert in Miami. Smart. Yeah. He was
Speaker 3: dressed in a suit and he was wearing one of
Speaker 3: those necklaces things that looked like he had a badge.
Speaker 3: But it turns out that he was just the driver
Speaker 3: of these women that had hired him to be there.
Speaker 3: But he had told the security He was like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm a hired security guard by these women that didn't
Speaker 3: feel safe, and they wanted me to escore the man.
Speaker 3: Why he's in custody still with a fifteen hundred dollars bon.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's like screwed. If I have to drive around
Speaker 1: with one of these shows, it's gonna be still packed.
Speaker 1: I might as well just get into. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wait, was he in there for before they kicked him
Speaker 3: out into the show? I don't know. He just was
Speaker 3: there wearing the stuff. It doesn't say how long he
Speaker 3: made it in. He was actually standing near the field
Speaker 3: like he was standing like a bodyguard, all stiff and stuff.
Speaker 1: You can talk your way to almost anything, almost say
Speaker 1: with enough confidence.
Speaker 3: When you get caught, you're busted. And that's what's trending.
Speaker 9: It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1: Mark is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: He's been with his girlfriend Dory for three years now,
Speaker 1: but now he thinks something might be going on, so
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can help him out.
Speaker 3: Mark.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry they have to come on the show this way,
Speaker 1: but what's up man? What's going on with your girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Why do you think she's cheating?
Speaker 14: I think because she's sort of like gone mia on me,
Speaker 14: Like she hasn't resmonder than any calls or any texts.
Speaker 14: And I really know what's going on because I the
Speaker 14: last time we hang out, I went to a bar
Speaker 14: and was like regular normal, might nothing out of the blue,
Speaker 14: But now like I don't know what she's doing, so
Speaker 14: I thought you guys could help me. It's just really weird.
Speaker 14: I don't know what's going on. I haven't seen her
Speaker 14: or talk to her in days now.
Speaker 2: It's like we've been together for three years and she'd.
Speaker 14: Go and I know she's like I know she's not,
Speaker 14: like she's nothing awful happened to her because like a
Speaker 14: friend of mine like saw her.
Speaker 8: Out and so she's right.
Speaker 14: You know, she's not dead or anything, she's not sick
Speaker 14: or something like that.
Speaker 15: But yeah, have.
Speaker 3: You just like rolled up on her?
Speaker 2: This is your girlfriend of three years.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. If somebody is not talking to me that
Speaker 3: I've been with for three years, I'm going to be
Speaker 3: outside her door.
Speaker 8: Yeah. I mean it's not like.
Speaker 14: We don't have that thing where like we talk every
Speaker 14: single day, you know, but then when we hang out,
Speaker 14: we really hang out.
Speaker 8: Okay, So I thought you guys can help me.
Speaker 3: In the three years that you've been dating her, has
Speaker 3: she ever done anything like this before?
Speaker 14: No, She's like she's always been like very loyal, like reliable.
Speaker 14: That's kind of girlfriend, you know, like she shows up,
Speaker 14: you know, like she's really present.
Speaker 2: Okay, She's always there.
Speaker 10: She's always around.
Speaker 8: She's like that kind of girl. So I do a thing.
Speaker 14: I do have an idea of like who she might
Speaker 14: be with, because there's like a new guy hanging around,
Speaker 14: and like it might it might be this guy that
Speaker 14: she's seeing.
Speaker 3: Do you know the guy?
Speaker 14: Like I don't know him, but I do know that
Speaker 14: he goes bar and if she's going to that bar,
Speaker 14: then he's there, and I'm sure like if I haven't
Speaker 14: seen her, she's not answering my messages. Okay, I don't
Speaker 14: feel I can't show my face there though I'm too.
Speaker 8: I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 15: I feel weird about it.
Speaker 8: Okay, but if you guys can help me out.
Speaker 14: Yeah, a friend of mine told me that he saw
Speaker 14: her at that bar, and I thought maybe if you
Speaker 14: guys could like call her and say, like, oh, we
Speaker 14: have a gift certificate for this place, and like see
Speaker 14: how she reacts.
Speaker 8: Okay, because she seems like I go there all the time.
Speaker 8: Then you know that's okay, I answer.
Speaker 1: So basically trying to find out if she goes to
Speaker 1: that bar, because if she's going to that barn.
Speaker 8: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we can do that.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back, and then call her
Speaker 1: and pretend to be from the bar and I don't know,
Speaker 1: offer a gift card or something, and just we'll figure
Speaker 1: out a way to find out if she's been going
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 10: Okay, Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, play a song comeback, get your to
Speaker 1: catch cheeter next. If you're just joining us for Today's
Speaker 1: to Catch a Cheater. Mark is on the phone and
Speaker 1: he thinks that his girlfriend of three years, Dory, might
Speaker 1: be cheating on him. We're about to see if we
Speaker 1: can help him find out if she is cheating. But first, Mark,
Speaker 1: why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 14: Yeah, So basically I've been seeing this girl for like
Speaker 14: three years.
Speaker 8: Uh, and I think.
Speaker 14: She's seeing someone else, and I thought, you guys can
Speaker 14: help me. I think she's like hangs out at it
Speaker 14: at this bar, and it's you guys can like call
Speaker 14: her up and like offer her, you know, like a
Speaker 14: gift card to this place, and she says, oh yeah,
Speaker 14: Like I basically want to catch her that she is
Speaker 14: going to this place. And she's like, she's seeing someone else,
Speaker 14: is what I think? Okay, because I've astro from the
Speaker 14: past and she's gone to this bar and she says, no,
Speaker 14: my friend has seen her there, and I know there
Speaker 14: is this other guy that goes to that bar, So okay,
Speaker 14: I think she's yeah, she's going to the bar if
Speaker 14: he's seen this other guy and she's not telling me.
Speaker 15: You ready, Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 10: Hello?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 3: Is this Dory?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that Hey? This is Shorble. I'm calling from bar.
Speaker 2: How are you? Oh, hey, I'm doing I know it's
Speaker 2: probably good.
Speaker 1: I know it's probably weird that I'm calling you, but uh,
Speaker 1: you've been coming in here quite a bit lately.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've been enjoying my time there.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We get new people coming in.
Speaker 1: We try to look up their information to call him
Speaker 1: up and say thanks for checking us out.
Speaker 10: You know, Oh sure, my pleasure.
Speaker 1: I want to offer you a hundred dollars gift card
Speaker 1: for being a new customer. That's why I'm calling. Geez,
Speaker 1: get it out of your mouth.
Speaker 10: Oh wow, one hundred. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you absolutely. What do you like about our establishment?
Speaker 16: I always like to check out kind of the new
Speaker 16: the new bars in town, and I.
Speaker 10: Feel like it's a very different vibe kind of from
Speaker 10: the bars I'm used to. It's a little bit more
Speaker 10: like refined. I guess which is which is really nice?
Speaker 10: I think your drinks are really good. I like the
Speaker 10: beers you have on tap.
Speaker 16: I thank you guys have a really great vibe going
Speaker 16: on there. Really the craft's cocktails and stuff, and you
Speaker 16: know you're really good.
Speaker 10: Sorry what pose Sorry is someone there? What what was that?
Speaker 10: I said?
Speaker 15: Bull?
Speaker 9: I knew it, Dorry, it's me.
Speaker 1: You are going to you are going what, Dory, this
Speaker 1: is actually the Jebel Show. It's a radio show, and
Speaker 1: this is to catch a cheater. And your boyfriend Mark
Speaker 1: is on the phone because he suspected you might be cheating.
Speaker 10: Cheating.
Speaker 15: Yeah, you're going.
Speaker 10: To you just I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He said that.
Speaker 10: He said to you guys that we were together, that
Speaker 10: like we're a couple. Yeah, no, we're not.
Speaker 8: We're not dating. I don't I have never dated him
Speaker 8: in my life.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 16: I only know Mark because I go to his bar,
Speaker 16: Like I'm a regular at his bar.
Speaker 10: What dude, this is so weird.
Speaker 8: You're accusing me.
Speaker 16: You're blasting me on the radio for cheating when we're
Speaker 16: not even We've never been a couple.
Speaker 17: You've never asked me out, we've never gone on a date,
Speaker 17: So you're super weird. Like yeah, okay, yeah, Dory, Yeah,
Speaker 17: I call these guys. I lie to the show because
Speaker 17: then even if he gets called you and get you
Speaker 17: to admit that, you're going to okay, because that's the
Speaker 17: only way I'm going to find out the truth because.
Speaker 8: I asked you and you wouldn't tell me. What is Okay,
Speaker 8: so I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 14: And you're not allowed back in my bar anymore.
Speaker 9: Wait, aren't dating?
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 14: So yeah, I'm I'm the manager at and Dory used
Speaker 14: to come in. She was like our favorite customers. She
Speaker 14: would come in every week like the whole staff lover.
Speaker 14: She's like, she loves the vibe in there. She always
Speaker 14: say nice things, She's super complimentary of everyone. And then yeah,
Speaker 14: and then suddenly she just disappears.
Speaker 15: And yeah, that's why I called you guys.
Speaker 14: I allowed you guys to get her to tell the truth.
Speaker 15: I knew it.
Speaker 8: I knew it.
Speaker 15: Their main competitor, Doory. How could you I told you that?
Speaker 9: Mark?
Speaker 10: I'm sorry.
Speaker 16: I literally how many times have I told you, like
Speaker 16: literally every weekend that I need fried pickles on the menu.
Speaker 10: And if you didn't put them on there, then I
Speaker 10: was going to have to like play the field and
Speaker 10: see like.
Speaker 15: Who we like?
Speaker 10: Who else is intent?
Speaker 9: You know what I mean?
Speaker 10: But you didn't listen.
Speaker 14: Well, you don't worry about that anymore. Go enjoy, Go
Speaker 14: enjoy your pickles that I don't care anymore.
Speaker 10: I will, I absolutely will.
Speaker 14: I told you we're not putting frying pickles on the menu.
Speaker 14: It's not that kind of place, okay, Why it's.
Speaker 9: Not our vibe.
Speaker 10: The reason why I like pickleback shots, it's because alcohol
Speaker 10: and pickles go well together. People, they have a problem.
Speaker 14: No, so yeah, you and you like ranch stressing too, right,
Speaker 14: you complain about that.
Speaker 15: That's why I have in my bar.
Speaker 14: Ioli is better than ran.
Speaker 10: That's so pretentious, Like, dude, I knew you were going to.
Speaker 14: A place, So enjoy your fried pickles and your pull tabs.
Speaker 8: You're not welcome in our bar anymore.
Speaker 14: Cheater.
Speaker 2: Wow, well, I guess you got your answer. Mark, Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you, and Dori, enjoy the fried pickles.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm gonna eat those far away from here fried pickles.
Speaker 14: Your fried pickles.
Speaker 18: The jubile shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Can I take your order?
Speaker 15: I'm tall, a large black cop.
Speaker 9: Large black cos Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 9: I mean l she means event Yeah. The biggest funny
Speaker 9: that venty.
Speaker 19: Is large is twenty large is large, exactly all is
Speaker 19: large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 9: Fanti's the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also
Speaker 9: the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 1: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
Speaker 1: your chance to take on our own Victoria Rameire is
Speaker 1: in a spooky game of trivia for all the trivia glory. Also,
Speaker 1: speaking of fall and Halloween and pumpkins and all that
Speaker 1: good stuff, you and your house need to get ready
Speaker 1: for fall, and Macy's has got you covered with one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars gift card to Macy's because not only are
Speaker 1: they here to hook you up for you Versus Victoria,
Speaker 1: they're also here to help with all of your.
Speaker 2: Fall decor needs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shop insore Macy's dot com and call us right
Speaker 1: now if you want to play Victoria eight eight eight
Speaker 1: three four three one o six one eight eight eight
Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. You can also
Speaker 1: dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
Speaker 1: Jubilshow dot com if you want to play. And now,
Speaker 1: let's loosen up Vicky's noodle. Yeah right, you ready for
Speaker 1: your noodle to be loosened?
Speaker 3: I think WHOA yes?
Speaker 1: I answer this quick as well. Victoria, what's a vampire's
Speaker 1: favorite fruit?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 2: Pomegran no a nectarine?
Speaker 9: It?
Speaker 1: What do you call a ghost of a broken leg.
Speaker 1: They don't have any legs, a hobblin. What what do
Speaker 1: you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman.
Speaker 5: Um vampire, snowman vamp snow snow vamps snow.
Speaker 2: Vampire frost sight.
Speaker 12: You.
Speaker 2: Victoria is coming up right after this. It's the Doubile Show.
Speaker 18: You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
Speaker 18: all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
Speaker 18: I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
Speaker 18: most important thing in the world right now, but you
Speaker 18: don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
Speaker 18: like you.
Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
Speaker 1: game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macye Skiff card
Speaker 1: and we'll meet the contestant for You Versus Victoria in
Speaker 1: just a second. But if you've had a horrible roommate,
Speaker 1: make sure to hit us up in the DMS at
Speaker 1: the double Show and leave us a voice note of
Speaker 1: your worst roommate ever, because your story could make it
Speaker 1: on the air. Yeah, all right, let's be Today's contestant
Speaker 1: for you Verus Victoria, Joe.
Speaker 2: What's up, Joe?
Speaker 11: I'm doing okay, Jubile.
Speaker 8: How you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm also doing okay, Joe. We're the Okay brothers.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cute me and Joe. Oh it's cute. Sounds boring.
Speaker 2: Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3: We're just gonna let that keep going.
Speaker 10: I think I am all right.
Speaker 11: I think I can I can beat her, Victoria.
Speaker 2: What do you have to say to that?
Speaker 3: Well, Joe, I just had a big sip of my
Speaker 3: coffee and I'm ready to.
Speaker 9: Take you down to.
Speaker 11: Oh well, okay, Well I gopped off my son, So
Speaker 11: I think I'm really ready to go.
Speaker 3: Oh that's out of the car. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio while she's leaving, Joe.
Speaker 1: The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to beat
Speaker 1: you outright to win.
Speaker 2: You ready, got it? Here we go?
Speaker 3: Your time, I'm ready starts now. What is the name
Speaker 3: of Mickey Mouse's Dog? Which artist released the hit single
Speaker 3: as it was in twenty twenty.
Speaker 8: Two, Oh, shoot Path.
Speaker 3: What is the name of the fictional major continent in
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones.
Speaker 15: Europe?
Speaker 3: Which movie features a song the song.
Speaker 2: Shallow shoot Path?
Speaker 3: Which TV show features a chemistry teacher turned methamphetamine manufacturer
Speaker 3: breaking dad?
Speaker 2: Right, I got that on time.
Speaker 1: We'll bring Victoria back in the studio and while she's
Speaker 1: putting her headphones on a stuff, Joe, was something you
Speaker 1: would like the world to know today.
Speaker 11: Well, I like to go to comic cons, whether it's
Speaker 11: in Seattle or San Diego or New York, Hypigo across
Speaker 11: the country.
Speaker 3: That's so cool. Do you dress up?
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 11: I always tell people I dress up as a volunteer, so
Speaker 11: that way I can take pictures of everybody who is.
Speaker 3: That's smart. I just went to my first comic con
Speaker 3: and met Captain America, so I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 2: You met Chris Evans, It's official character.
Speaker 8: What's the best.
Speaker 2: What's the best comic con you've been to.
Speaker 11: Joe, I'd probably say the one in San Diego, that's
Speaker 11: the big one.
Speaker 3: Right, all right, that's on my bucket list.
Speaker 2: All right, Victoria you ready?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I've never seen Victoria stare off into the blue.
Speaker 1: She's more than I just saw her. She was just
Speaker 1: staring off into space to forget where you were. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know a right Joe blank. This
Speaker 1: should be a good game for you, Joe thirty seconds
Speaker 1: since as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: just say passed and you have to be Joe out
Speaker 1: to win. And Joe you can tell Victoria Whin.
Speaker 15: To go, okay, ready and go.
Speaker 3: What is the name of Mickey Mouse's dog?
Speaker 9: Clup?
Speaker 3: Uh? What he's a dog?
Speaker 9: Oh? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Cooviy wait?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 3: Which artist released the hit single as it was in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two, Rry Styles.
Speaker 2: Literally just saw the thoughts hit you in the forehead.
Speaker 3: The name of the fictional major continent in Game of Drones, which,
Speaker 3: like which Mone, features the song shallow. So I feel like,
Speaker 3: what is happening? These are like stars born up for you?
Speaker 3: Oh and star is born? I don't know. I am
Speaker 3: so confused.
Speaker 2: She's holding her head. It's like it hurts things all right.
Speaker 6: Well, a tough game for Victoria today, What the heck?
Speaker 2: Or best game ever? Victory?
Speaker 1: I don't really know, She's not gonna remember it. Let's
Speaker 1: get the answers or your score with producer Brad. Joe
Speaker 1: got too correct and Victoria got too correct. WHOA Joe,
Speaker 1: You still won because it's congratulations you v Victoria.
Speaker 3: Dollars gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 11: Victoria do what to be Victorious?
Speaker 5: Hey, Joe, confusing day.
Speaker 3: Let's get the answers at Nina the name Mickey Mouse's dog.
Speaker 3: He's Pluto.
Speaker 2: I said Pluto, you said changed it?
Speaker 3: Okay, Iz you get out of the planet. Harry Styles
Speaker 3: did release as it was in twenty twenty two. Western
Speaker 3: Os is the major continent, the fictional major continent in
Speaker 3: Dame the film I knew that Shallow is from the
Speaker 3: movie Stars Born. And then the TV show featuring a
Speaker 3: chemistry teacher turned methom betamine manufacturer is breaking bad.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's such a good show, like a rush though.
Speaker 3: Joe. Congratulations man, Thank.
Speaker 2: You for playing, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 3: Yep, we play you.
Speaker 1: For Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. I remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
Speaker 1: do is hit us up at the Jubile Show DMS
Speaker 1: and that you can also go to the Jubilshow dot
Speaker 1: com and fill out the little form there and you
Speaker 1: can play Victoria doing okay, Tiger, Yes, I think so.
Speaker 3: I don't know what just happened. You're just staring at me.
Speaker 3: Real weird. What's up? There's a lot going on for nothing.
Speaker 3: First Day to follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
Speaker 3: Attorneys online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1: Lucy is on the phone today for a first date
Speaker 1: follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Brandon.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
Speaker 1: see if it's us why he's ghostinger, and maybe get
Speaker 1: her another day. But first, Lucy, how long has it
Speaker 1: been since you heard from Brandon?
Speaker 12: It's one week?
Speaker 3: Two weeks? Okay? Have you reached out to him? Did
Speaker 3: you try?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 20: I did.
Speaker 10: I invited him to a game of ball, but he
Speaker 10: didn't fond.
Speaker 3: Oh no, okay, Well see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 3: I want to tell us about the date and how
Speaker 3: you guys met.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well you know how it goes. I met Brendan
Speaker 10: on the app.
Speaker 12: We talked briefly back and forth, good chemistry, before deciding
Speaker 12: to meet.
Speaker 10: Up at a local bar by us. We both like
Speaker 10: to play pool, or both got at it. So yeah,
Speaker 10: it was kind of fun.
Speaker 12: It was like a hot challenge to build some flirty chemistry,
Speaker 12: and we definitely did. We turned it into this drinking
Speaker 12: game and anytime one of us miss a shot, we
Speaker 12: would drink.
Speaker 2: You said, you guys are good. So did you end
Speaker 2: up drinking a lot? Like you know? First people are
Speaker 2: good at it like me, I would get.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you could say that we got a little hans
Speaker 10: not in like a growth way, you know. But we
Speaker 10: played a few games. We danced around, talked, kissed each other.
Speaker 10: We shared an uber holme. It was a good time.
Speaker 10: It was definitely a good time.
Speaker 3: You shared an uber home. So I went home together,
Speaker 3: so he made.
Speaker 10: Sure that I got home first. He definitely a gentleman. Yeah,
Speaker 10: he took good care of me. He's not like the
Speaker 10: other guys have dated.
Speaker 3: Did he try?
Speaker 10: No, he didn't. He was such a gentleman. I mean
Speaker 10: he had a great kiss in the car, but then
Speaker 10: when it was time to go home, he said good
Speaker 10: night and didn't even try.
Speaker 3: That's refreshing.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so, I mean, as you can imagine, I was
Speaker 12: pretty excited to see him again.
Speaker 10: So yeah, well.
Speaker 2: Why do you think you're getting ghosted them?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I did have this one moment where I kind of
Speaker 10: shrieked out a little bit, not on him.
Speaker 12: But we were like having a little moment in the corner, and.
Speaker 10: The drunk girl walked by and bumped into me and
Speaker 10: she made me still my dear, all over.
Speaker 12: My brand new top. Oh, I kind of freaked out
Speaker 12: a little bit on her. I snapped, but I had
Speaker 12: like dialed it back before I went too far.
Speaker 16: I apologized to Brandon described snap like start throwing chairs.
Speaker 3: Hey girl, do you know you just did that? Or
Speaker 3: was it like we're you know, snap in.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I made like a verbal like what the you know,
Speaker 10: and just kind of I don't know.
Speaker 12: I I have been more becoming in the past, but
Speaker 12: I don't know. I didn't.
Speaker 10: I didn't think it was that big.
Speaker 8: Of a deal.
Speaker 12: And I totally apologized to Brandon for doing it. That
Speaker 12: girl was definitely a mess, Like she was not innocent,
Speaker 12: you know.
Speaker 10: Okay, So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 12: I'm afraid that he was just like being polite in
Speaker 12: the moment and saying it was fine, and maybe I
Speaker 12: might have turned.
Speaker 8: Him off from it.
Speaker 10: It's not normal for me to do that, but when
Speaker 10: someone deserves it, you know, Okay, I'm only human, but
Speaker 10: I wanted to know that I'm not going to just
Speaker 10: freak out on him randomly like that, you know, right?
Speaker 2: Would that turn you off to you ball? It depends
Speaker 2: how it was.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it might turn me off now, but past.
Speaker 1: Me would have loved Yeah, especially if you turn around
Speaker 1: and freaked out on me, I'd be like, whoa hot.
Speaker 2: Oh thankfully I've learned my lesson with that though.
Speaker 15: But so it might.
Speaker 2: It might be a little bit much. So we'll see.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back, and then call him
Speaker 1: and see if it tells why is ghosting you?
Speaker 3: Maybe get you another date?
Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, thanks, you'all all right?
Speaker 1: Plus song come back, get your first day follow up
Speaker 1: next if you're just joining us for today's first thing
Speaker 1: follow up. Lucy is on the phone and she's getting
Speaker 1: ghosted by a guy named Brandon. So in a second
Speaker 1: we're gonna get him on the phone and see if
Speaker 1: you tell us why is ghost singer? But first, Lucy,
Speaker 1: why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 10: So basically, I went out with this guy. He was
Speaker 10: super hot, super cool.
Speaker 12: We had a good time.
Speaker 10: Great chemistry.
Speaker 12: I may have snapped when a girl.
Speaker 10: Dropped her beer on me, and I'm just worried that
Speaker 10: maybe I might have scared him off from that, but
Speaker 10: I wanted to know that that's not who I am. Like,
Speaker 10: I couldn't just random with that to him.
Speaker 2: Right, Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's do it, all right?
Speaker 2: Here we go? He Hi, man, speak to Brandon please. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is Brandon.
Speaker 16: How are you?
Speaker 2: My name is Jubil. I'm calling from a radio show.
Speaker 2: It's The Jubile Show.
Speaker 3: Hi, Brandon, This is Nina. I'm also on the show.
Speaker 14: Hi.
Speaker 3: I'm Victoria.
Speaker 9: What's up?
Speaker 2: How are you what?
Speaker 1: It's a radio show, yes, and we're calling you because
Speaker 1: we do a segment that's called the first Aid follow Up.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go on a day with somebody
Speaker 1: and you ghost them, that person can email us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.
Speaker 1: So we got an email about you from somebody?
Speaker 15: Okay, do you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we think so too.
Speaker 2: Who do you think would email us and say that
Speaker 2: you're ghosting them?
Speaker 15: I don't know, you tell me it could It could
Speaker 15: be a couple of people.
Speaker 3: But all right, okay, this is about to get really good.
Speaker 3: Then Brandon.
Speaker 2: Her name is Lucy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Lucy, I.
Speaker 1: Remember, Okay, do you remember liking Lucy? Do you remember
Speaker 1: going on a date with her?
Speaker 15: Yeah? Man, we had a great time. Man, that was hot, smoking,
Speaker 15: I mean okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: Ok So then what's the deal? She's so bombed? Where
Speaker 3: are you gone? She's snaky, mass snaky, She's sneaky.
Speaker 15: N she's sneaky. She pulls some stuff on a date. Man,
Speaker 15: that was just not cool. Like, well, we went on
Speaker 15: we had a great time, and you know, it ended
Speaker 15: up where we were in a bar having a good time.
Speaker 15: We staked out our little corner and we were actually
Speaker 15: relating to each other pretty well. So she's steely, kiss
Speaker 15: and kissy. I was into her. She was into me,
Speaker 15: I thought. And then some random dude walks up to
Speaker 15: her out of nowhere, and it's like a whistle of Lucy.
Speaker 15: I'm like, who is this clown? And she's like having
Speaker 15: small talk with him. She turns her back to me
Speaker 15: and like almost starts arguing with this guy. It doesn't
Speaker 15: introduce me, doesn't tell me what's going on, And I'm like,
Speaker 15: what is what is the deal here? What is she
Speaker 15: hiding something? She's smiling and flirting and all this stuff
Speaker 15: with this guy, and I'm like, wait a minute, whether
Speaker 15: she just kissing. Then it gets worse. We start playing pool.
Speaker 15: All of a sudden, she see a group of people
Speaker 15: I guess over the other side of room with this guy.
Speaker 15: She walks over to him and just starts hanging out
Speaker 15: with him, like she came to the bar with them.
Speaker 15: I'm like, we just got done tessing patting in the corner,
Speaker 15: and now you're over here with a whole nother group.
Speaker 15: What the hell is going on?
Speaker 3: Did you ask her?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 21: And she apologized, and she's like, Oh, it's just somebody
Speaker 21: I used to hang out with. You know, it's no
Speaker 21: big deal. But it just sounded weird, you know, the
Speaker 21: whole thing just it just didn't feel right. She was
Speaker 21: way too mysterious, and you know, I was waiting for
Speaker 21: her to even take me over there, to introduce me
Speaker 21: to these people, but it didn't happen. I wasn't even
Speaker 21: upset about that. I mean, you know, things happened, but
Speaker 21: she was gone like fifteen twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: That's a long time.
Speaker 15: Yeah, she's hugging and laughing with these people.
Speaker 9: With a vettern like she's trying to block me out.
Speaker 15: I'm like, sounds sneaky, reminded me of an X. I
Speaker 15: was chucked up.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us, and now I'll let
Speaker 1: you know that Lucy is actually on the phone listening
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 15: Oh thanks, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, both of you guys, you know Lucy.
Speaker 12: Hey, Yeah, Hi Brandon, whatta.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, Yeah, I love Okay.
Speaker 12: One, I don't think I was gone for that long.
Speaker 12: And two, that was so unbelievably awkward for me. I
Speaker 12: did not think that these people are going to show
Speaker 12: up there. These are people that I like, know and
Speaker 12: I'm trying to kind of like fizzle out, and so
Speaker 12: it was super awkward for me. And I did not
Speaker 12: want to introduce you to these people, like I didn't
Speaker 12: want to mix that.
Speaker 15: You know, I do what she's saying. It's just that's
Speaker 15: the only true part about what you just said is
Speaker 15: you didn't think because you didn't take me into consideration
Speaker 15: at all. You left me hanging. And I mean I
Speaker 15: just watched you have a beer poured all over. Obviously
Speaker 15: I'm kind of into you if I'm still sticking around.
Speaker 12: Okay, I mean, I definitely did not think it was
Speaker 12: a big deal.
Speaker 10: We were just talking. I mean, if you hadn't seen
Speaker 10: some people.
Speaker 12: That you knew and you were talking to them, I
Speaker 12: wouldn't be so sensitive about it.
Speaker 15: Well, let's slip the script. Let's say that I take
Speaker 15: you out, and I leave you somewhere and I go
Speaker 15: to talk to a bunch of girls that I know,
Speaker 15: and then I come back and say, Hey, it's no
Speaker 15: big deal. These are just some girls that I know.
Speaker 15: How would you feel about that?
Speaker 12: If I'm being like completely transparent and honest with you.
Speaker 12: That guy was my egg, and I really don't think
Speaker 12: that there was any world where you two needed to
Speaker 12: be like talking and meeting each other and whatever. And
Speaker 12: so like with all of our old friends there it
Speaker 12: was like wed for me and awkward, and so I
Speaker 12: wanted to just kind of like be like what's up,
Speaker 12: but also.
Speaker 10: Not mix y'all together.
Speaker 12: You know, I'm trying to fizzle that out. I'm trying
Speaker 12: to get away for each I think that you're a
Speaker 12: great guy.
Speaker 10: I really like you, and I did not at all
Speaker 10: want you involved in that.
Speaker 15: It just sounds sneaky. And you want to talk about
Speaker 15: being uncomfortable, I'm.
Speaker 22: On the radio.
Speaker 3: It was just telling you the truth.
Speaker 15: I'm on the radio. What if your guys listening to.
Speaker 10: It, Well, I guess he knows that I'm not interested anymore.
Speaker 15: Then I'm just saying the whole thing sounded shady to me.
Speaker 15: That was why, that was why I ghosted you. I
Speaker 15: don't even know what to say at this point. I'm
Speaker 15: just kind of confused. Where do we go from here?
Speaker 3: Well, it's flipped again, Brandon. What if your ex girlfriend
Speaker 3: showed up and you were with Lucy?
Speaker 15: What do you do introduce them?
Speaker 2: Do you you would introduce them?
Speaker 20: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's my ex girlfriend. The way Lucy looks. If
Speaker 15: you met my ex girlfriend, oh, I would definitely introduce him.
Speaker 12: I don't know, man, I definitely hope to be a
Speaker 12: different person. I did not want that those stories like
Speaker 12: coming to you. I'd much rather just like ease into
Speaker 12: this thing with you.
Speaker 3: Brandon.
Speaker 2: Would you like to go on another day with Lucy?
Speaker 2: We'll pay for it.
Speaker 15: I mean, it's just funny that you think I couldn't
Speaker 15: handle that, so in a public situation, you just decided
Speaker 15: that now I couldn't handle it. I'm gonna ease into it.
Speaker 15: I don't know you know what. Anybody can make a mistakes.
Speaker 15: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, right, Okay, got another date, Lucy, All right, let's go.
Speaker 8: Let's do it.
Speaker 15: I'll probably go somewhere and not bump into your ex.
Speaker 10: You know that sounds like a plan to meet please.
Speaker 9: Jubele's first date follow up.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's kind of disturbing that it's a video of Halloween
Speaker 1: decorations from the nineties and how much lamer they were then.
Speaker 2: Now those are the scary sounds that they used.
Speaker 19: Well, I said, peaceful, so funny, wow, goblin, no reason
Speaker 19: the planet than I thought it was running.
Speaker 1: But we'll check in with the Jubil Show and see
Speaker 1: what's going on in our lives right after this.
Speaker 3: Again, your heart is.
Speaker 22: True, your balang, the down right, everyone just a little.
Speaker 1: The biggest gift would be from me, and the cod
Speaker 1: detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
Speaker 1: wacky cast of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different.
Speaker 1: Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunkend Nina Hi.
Speaker 1: And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hey, and
Speaker 1: who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next
Speaker 1: door and pops by every once in a while to
Speaker 1: ask you for pet tiny horse little nay X, and
Speaker 1: sleep in our guest room for a.
Speaker 2: Few days because their parents are being lame.
Speaker 1: Our social media producer Gabby little.
Speaker 2: Nax is a good name for a tiny horse.
Speaker 3: Myself John Gabby.
Speaker 2: Also our producer Brad. He's a dad.
Speaker 3: Hey there, Tiger, And then there's me.
Speaker 1: I'm Jewel and this is the Jewel Show and this
Speaker 1: is the time of week where we check in with
Speaker 1: the show and see.
Speaker 2: What's going on in our lives. Nina was up with
Speaker 2: you this week?
Speaker 3: Well, this might be kind of a therapy session. I'm
Speaker 3: not sure if I'm a psychopath. And I say that
Speaker 3: because figure I've been highly stressed lately. It's been a
Speaker 3: very difficult week and it's only halfway through. But so
Speaker 3: I find myself feeling better at night by watching true crimes.
Speaker 3: And we have talked about this before, but I'm serious,
Speaker 3: Like the gorrier the better, the better I feel. I
Speaker 3: was watching like night Hunter last night and it's just
Speaker 3: about this crazy movie all these people getting kidnapped and
Speaker 3: locked up and all this stuff, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: tell me more. So I came in today and I'm like,
Speaker 3: is there something wrong with we? Like when I get
Speaker 3: stressed out, I want to see people torture. Something doesn't
Speaker 3: sit right there?
Speaker 2: So what does that mean now it's stressing you?
Speaker 3: How more that you enjoyed it?
Speaker 9: Kind of Is that?
Speaker 3: Okay? Probably not?
Speaker 4: And I think you should talk to a doctor about this,
Speaker 4: maybe a psychologist.
Speaker 3: I know I'm not the only ones that does make
Speaker 3: me feel better, but like, what the heck is this about?
Speaker 2: Do you want a real answer?
Speaker 3: How do you do? You do?
Speaker 12: You?
Speaker 15: Like?
Speaker 2: What kind of joy are we talking about? When you
Speaker 2: watch it?
Speaker 1: You know, like do you want to skip down the
Speaker 1: halls and you see people do that?
Speaker 2: Or just an escape?
Speaker 3: I think it's a different kind of stress, so like
Speaker 3: I feel the stress in a different part of my body. Right,
Speaker 3: it's a transfer of stress and it makes me feel good,
Speaker 3: Like it almost hurts so good.
Speaker 4: It's like that old joke R like, oh my arm
Speaker 4: hurts and someone kicks you in the leg and you're like,
Speaker 4: oh my leg, Like see that arm doesn't hurt.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, I've got a stress a week, but
Speaker 1: not nearly as stressful as that.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm glad we talked to that escape is I'm
Speaker 3: not a psychopathy?
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 6: I didn't say that, Victoria, what's up.
Speaker 2: With you this week?
Speaker 5: Well, I actually have a question, and that is, where
Speaker 5: does one by a fire extinguisher?
Speaker 3: Why hear me out?
Speaker 5: Okay, she's all because I was laying in bed last
Speaker 5: night trying to go to bed early, like trying to
Speaker 5: get to work on time. But the issue with that
Speaker 5: is that I'm just laying in bed with a lot
Speaker 5: of thoughts in my head. So I was like, I
Speaker 5: want to make cookies tomorrow. So I wanted to make cookies.
Speaker 5: So I was like, oh my gosh, what's making happens
Speaker 5: with the cookies and they end up on fire?
Speaker 3: What am I going to do? I was like, Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, I'll throw my tortilla blanket on it, ha
Speaker 3: ha ha. And I'm like, Victor, that's dumb, Like that
Speaker 3: will burn.
Speaker 1: This is the conversation that you're having in your head
Speaker 1: before you go into bed. Yeah, I want to make cookies,
Speaker 1: but what do I do if they start the house down?
Speaker 1: You need to wash the tea.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what to do, and I was like, Victoria,
Speaker 3: I just use a fire extinguisher. And I'm like, oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, I don't have a fire extinguisher, Like what
Speaker 3: do I do now? And I was like, you do
Speaker 3: I need to go buy one, And I'm like, Victoire,
Speaker 3: it's like ten o'clock at night, absolutely not. So then, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't want to do you one in the hallway
Speaker 3: of your apartment building because generally in apartment buildings they
Speaker 3: do have one on every floor. They don't normally look
Speaker 3: around my apartment building, but I haven't seen one yet.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you made cookies, Victoria?
Speaker 23: Great question, Wow's been a while. I think the last
Speaker 23: time my roommate when I had one of those, made
Speaker 23: one and made them all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just wouldn't make them until I'm more confident
Speaker 1: in my cookie making ability up late at night going like.
Speaker 3: I need a fire extinguisher.
Speaker 2: Blow up.
Speaker 4: When I think of making cookies, my first son.
Speaker 3: Is those are going to taste great?
Speaker 4: Yeah, surely it was likely going to catch on fire,
Speaker 4: just in case.
Speaker 3: You got to think of all the possibilities. I can't
Speaker 3: throw water on it. I'm like, you need a fire extinguisher,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I don't even have one of those like,
Speaker 3: what if I had a candlelight and most of my
Speaker 3: cat knocks it over? Then what I want to do?
Speaker 3: We're still spiraling. You're very concerned about your place catching
Speaker 3: on fire. I don't know why you have insurance.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, look, everybody, it's it's our social media director, Gabby
Speaker 1: stopping by.
Speaker 2: What's up, Dabby?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 18: I'm good?
Speaker 2: What's going on with you this week?
Speaker 24: I went to October Fest a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 24: with my husband and our two roommates, and and one
Speaker 24: of our roommates stayed out later. We all shared a
Speaker 24: hotel room by the way. One of them stayed out
Speaker 24: later and the rest of us. So I'm snoozing, having
Speaker 24: a good time, and all of a sudden, he's parading
Speaker 24: through the room at like four in the morning's being
Speaker 24: really loud, and I'm like, what the heck's happening.
Speaker 3: I look up and there's like three random women, and.
Speaker 23: I'm like, where are these people?
Speaker 3: Where did these women come from? And then they leave?
Speaker 3: I asked him in the morning.
Speaker 24: I guess he was walking home and those girls just
Speaker 24: needed to pee, so he let them use our our bathroom.
Speaker 3: I was just like bro, I get it down the hall, like,
Speaker 3: look at what I did? Everybody, I.
Speaker 2: Was up with you this week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been debating, like I kind of kind of
Speaker 4: like Victoria a rabbit hole. Sometimes I go what would
Speaker 4: happen if blank? And I'll I was like, what if
Speaker 4: I want my job tomorrow? And I was like, I
Speaker 4: could be a garbage man. And then I went down
Speaker 4: a whole rabbit hole there and I was like, what's
Speaker 4: that training like? And then I realized they just you
Speaker 4: just pick it up as you go.
Speaker 15: You too.
Speaker 2: I was going to do a roof joke, but it'd
Speaker 2: be over your head.
Speaker 3: What's going on with here?
Speaker 2: Not much.
Speaker 1: If anybody wants to watch my Doberman, mister Peeves for
Speaker 1: about who knows how long, just hit me up. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't have I'm going to be homeless pretty soon,
Speaker 1: so that's fine.
Speaker 4: Wait back, just a smidche here, would you say watch
Speaker 4: your doberman, mister Peeves?
Speaker 2: You mean literally like baby sit your dog? Yeah, for
Speaker 2: months at a time.
Speaker 6: Maybe.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm squatting in my own house right now.
Speaker 2: I feel like a squatter. Why I'm getting my house
Speaker 2: ready to sell.
Speaker 1: And they came in and they had to do all
Speaker 1: the repairs and like put a new carpet in and everything,
Speaker 1: and they took all the furniture out, and they had
Speaker 1: an organizer come in and pack all my stuff in
Speaker 1: the garage. I have currently in my house a couch
Speaker 1: and a blanket that I found, and I set my
Speaker 1: computer up in the kitchen and that's it. A spoon,
Speaker 1: a fork, and a tea cup. It's just empty. They're
Speaker 1: getting it ready. They painted, they did all this stuff
Speaker 1: to get ready to sell it. What Yeah, And then
Speaker 1: I just found out that they're going to be staging
Speaker 1: it to sell, so they putting the furniture in there
Speaker 1: that the staging furniture for that they put in the
Speaker 1: house to make it look boring. They're going to put
Speaker 1: that in and I can't live there when it's there.
Speaker 1: And they want the dog gone too, because they're like
Speaker 1: it will increase sales if there's not a dog there. Right,
Speaker 1: So now I'm like, okay, I don't know where to go. No,
Speaker 1: I don't, that's why. So I'm squatting in my own
Speaker 1: house wild and it's weird. There's flies in my house
Speaker 1: all of a sudden. Oh, And I feel like that
Speaker 1: just comes with being a squatter. I don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: like a fly stuff, but there's nothing in here. Why
Speaker 1: their flies? Is it because I'm like spotting him the house?
Speaker 3: Follow you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm gonna move into my RV outside
Speaker 1: for a few weeks to see what happens.
Speaker 3: People are coming to tour the house and they look outside.
Speaker 3: Who's the guy in the RV?
Speaker 15: Does?
Speaker 4: Does he come with the place when Jubill actually needs
Speaker 4: is a place to stay that's dog friendly, I think,
Speaker 4: is really what he's asking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that sign Vernina's what's trending.
Speaker 3: So people are putting apple air tags on their political
Speaker 3: signs to keep them from being sole. Really, if you
Speaker 3: didn't already know that, it is illegal in most places
Speaker 3: to steal political signs off of your neighbors and lines,
Speaker 3: it is, and you can get in trouble for it.
Speaker 3: So apparently people have been having problems with that. Whatever
Speaker 3: side you're on, it's fine except for that. People are
Speaker 3: putting those air tags on them so you can receive
Speaker 3: all of the consequences that come. I'm stealing somebody else's sorry,
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, i'd make me mass one stole my thing,
Speaker 3: and it's like I'm gonna get you suck. It looks
Speaker 3: like a game. It's like I'm gonna get you numb.
Speaker 3: We'll get you better. Yeah, dare you to take it?
Speaker 1: So just don't just don't it's cool or get a
Speaker 1: new sign. If it's stolen, that's not fun. They can't
Speaker 1: be that expensive, can they.
Speaker 4: I think they're probably free campaign just hang them out,
Speaker 4: But I think that's besides the point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, stealing's bad, and it's also don't silence me,
Speaker 3: you know, I think that's part of it. Yeah, So, okay,
Speaker 3: have you ever dropped her phone in kind of a
Speaker 3: compromising situation, like maybe in the toilet or something like that?
Speaker 3: If we but yeah, constantly, Well, this lady really dropped
Speaker 3: hers in a very compromising place because she got stuck
Speaker 3: hanging upside down in a crevice between two boulders for
Speaker 3: seven hours whoa while trying to receive her or retrieve
Speaker 3: her phone. So this is kind of a piece. Say, yeah,
Speaker 3: there is right, there actually is hours?
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh isn't that woner? He cuts off his own leg? Yeah,
Speaker 1: arm arm when she cut off to get out.
Speaker 3: Thankfully, she didn't have to cut anything off. She just
Speaker 3: hung there for seven hours. But she was an Australia
Speaker 3: rock climbing and she had a couple friends with her,
Speaker 3: so at least they knew where to look for her
Speaker 3: when they realized that she wasn't meeting back up with them.
Speaker 3: So when the help came to rescue her, they had
Speaker 3: to move these boulders. One of them weighed a thousand pounds.
Speaker 3: They actually moved it just to get her phone to
Speaker 3: get her. But she did have her phone, so after
Speaker 3: all of that she ended up getting it. She had
Speaker 3: her phone.
Speaker 1: I just picture her hanging upside down from a boulder
Speaker 1: and them showing up and her going I'm a bat.
Speaker 3: Because at this point she's delirious. There's actually a picture
Speaker 3: that was taken of her that they use all of
Speaker 3: her news outlets, and all you see are her little feet,
Speaker 3: bare feet popping out of these.
Speaker 4: Terrifying If I dropped my phone into a crevice, I'd
Speaker 4: be like moving on.
Speaker 3: It's probably the right thing to get a new phone,
Speaker 3: the right thing to do. And lastly, scurvy is making
Speaker 3: a comeback.
Speaker 1: Survy enough with the throwback stuff we need to bring
Speaker 1: back scurvy.
Speaker 3: Scurvy is a nutritional illness that was once synonymous with
Speaker 3: ancient sailors, so it used to pop up all the
Speaker 3: time with like pirates are and all of that stuff.
Speaker 2: A lack of vitamin C.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what it is. It's a lack of vitamin C.
Speaker 2: Kid, I thought I had scurvy.
Speaker 1: That's why I know that I have no idea. I
Speaker 1: have a lot of anxiety, and I always think that
Speaker 1: I have like horrible diseases.
Speaker 2: So I learned a lot about scurvy.
Speaker 3: That's a few weeks.
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, I was convinced I had scurvy. And
Speaker 2: then I started just eating a bunch of vitamin C.
Speaker 3: I just had a whole picture in my head.
Speaker 4: Jubil popped open the Encyclopedia Britannica and his mom bought
Speaker 4: off a door to door salesman and flipped it open
Speaker 4: to scurvy and was like.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, there it is. I knew that was the problem.
Speaker 3: Take your vitamin scene yeah, or just eat your oranges,
Speaker 3: whatever you gotta do.
Speaker 5: I like how they make it like just a crazy name,
Speaker 5: rather than saying you have a vitamin seed efficiency.
Speaker 2: Why are people getting scurvy anyway?
Speaker 3: Because people are not eating their veggies, their fruits and
Speaker 3: veggies and not taking vitamins and stuff.
Speaker 4: So well, or they are, but the fruits of vegetables
Speaker 4: don't have any of that in them anymore.
Speaker 1: Right, they're really committed to their pirate costume this year,
Speaker 1: Like may like start drinking some salt water so I
Speaker 1: can get really great forget high girl Halloween.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be dirty pirate Halloween.
Speaker 3: So I thought you were just say scurvy, like, that's
Speaker 3: a scary scurvy scurvy and Kirby, that's trending.
Speaker 9: Jubiles dirty little secret.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret. Indeed
Speaker 1: I do, well, then let's hear it.
Speaker 25: Oh so basically last Christmas, I visited my girlfriend family
Speaker 25: in Europe without my parents selling at all, and I
Speaker 25: basically said, oh, I'm too tired to go exams from school.
Speaker 25: But in reality, after exams were over, I took a
Speaker 25: flight to Europe completely paid for by me, to visit
Speaker 25: my girlfriend's.
Speaker 8: Family that they did not know about at that time.
Speaker 3: Did you communicate with them at any time while you
Speaker 3: were in Europe? And where did you say you were?
Speaker 25: I basically said that I was fill in my dorm room,
Speaker 25: but I had to buy an Eustim plan and connected
Speaker 25: to my phone numbers that my parents didn't know that
Speaker 25: I was calling from like out of the state.
Speaker 3: What do you think they would have done if they
Speaker 3: knew you were in Europe?
Speaker 25: My parents were pretty strict when I was growing up.
Speaker 15: I'm not really sure what they would have done. As
Speaker 15: I am now an adult and I had to take
Speaker 15: my own decisions.
Speaker 25: Well, I probably would have stopped paying for my internet plan.
Speaker 4: Say, you can make your own decisions if you're paying
Speaker 4: for all your own things.
Speaker 9: Okay, hold on.
Speaker 2: Are you still with the girlfriend who you visited in Europe?
Speaker 3: I am, yeah, and it worked out.
Speaker 25: Then it did work out, and I'm trying to visit
Speaker 25: her parents in d Ye.
Speaker 2: All fun.
Speaker 3: You need tell your parents now.
Speaker 8: My parents do.
Speaker 25: Know about it, but they do not know about being
Speaker 25: to going to Europe and they probably will never know,
Speaker 25: but they do know.
Speaker 8: That she.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Aw hello, hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 9: Yes I do, I got it.
Speaker 20: Okay. So basically, I'm a horse girl. I have six horses.
Speaker 20: One of them is my heart horse, which I call
Speaker 20: my soulmate basically, and my mom makes donuts. She's a
Speaker 20: baker basically, And the thing is, I hate them, and
Speaker 20: I really hate those donuts and so dry, and the
Speaker 20: way she fries them. I don't know what to say.
Speaker 20: So she gives me donuts and I give them to
Speaker 20: my horse, and my horse she loves them so much.
Speaker 20: And I love to give her donuts all the time.
Speaker 20: And I haven't told my mom about this because I
Speaker 20: know it would break her heart. She's kind of dramatic
Speaker 20: about things.
Speaker 2: So oh, yeah, well least the horse likes them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love them so much.
Speaker 12: It's so cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the horse eating of doughnut is cute.
Speaker 3: Thank you for your little secret, of course, thank you.
Speaker 9: What's your dirty little secret?