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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is get somewhere and sit down. How many

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Speaker 1: times have I heard that in my life. We'll figure

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Speaker 1: out what that's all about, I know, in just a

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Speaker 1: few but right now Steve is in to bring us

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Speaker 1: today's prank. Phone call from the nephew, Can I paint

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Speaker 1: your wife? Nick? Doesn't even sound right coming from you

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Speaker 1: one more time though, Yeah, no way I would say this.

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Speaker 1: Say it again a man, Can I paint your wife? Nick?

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Speaker 1: And then just prepare for this answer right right this

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Speaker 1: man put on me. Come on, bring a cat. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I wish to speak with a Mr. S Plee. Just hello, sir.

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Speaker 1: My name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to give you a call about Um.

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Speaker 1: I have a huge showing coming up where I am

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Speaker 1: going to be displaying my portfolio and all of my

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Speaker 1: drawings within it. But I have one drawing that I

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Speaker 1: am looking to display that I have not put on

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Speaker 1: canvas yet, and I'm looking to take something of essence

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Speaker 1: to put on canvas, and I want to call you

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Speaker 1: about getting permission. Wait, hold on dog, just to stop

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Speaker 1: you right now. I don't do that, all right, I'm

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Speaker 1: not a model. That's not my professional so you would

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Speaker 1: not waste your time no more. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Just go ahead, Mr Mr. I don't think you understand

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Speaker 1: that my showing is gonna have some very important people there.

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Speaker 1: I am, like I said before with Art Institute. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I said, I don't do that. That's not me.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I hate you know what, would you just

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Speaker 1: calling folks up you are solicited or something? I mean,

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Speaker 1: y'all just randomly picking out folks trying to trying to

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Speaker 1: get them the model of sir. Mr. No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: just randomly calling people like I actually have done research

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Speaker 1: in order to get your number. What what I'm doing is,

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Speaker 1: I'm not calling you as far being a model that

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Speaker 1: I'm going to portray on canvas, but you have something

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Speaker 1: far more greater visually that I would like to hold

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Speaker 1: on canvas. Now, you're married to your wife? Is am

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Speaker 1: I correct? The whole whoa whoa whoa dob No for

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Speaker 1: who is this seriously? Because I can get my number.

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Speaker 1: I give my number because you're talking about my wife

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Speaker 1: and stuff me on my wife. My name is Sebastian.

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Speaker 1: I am with Art Institute. What I'm trying to do

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Speaker 1: with capturing and and morderalize the beauty of essence on

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Speaker 1: Canda lives. Okay yo, for real, don't you just can't?

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Speaker 1: You don't talk about my wife? All right? So I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm not calling in a negative manner towards your wife.

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Speaker 1: I want to I want to model eyes uh and

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Speaker 1: and capture her on canvas, the beauties that she beholds.

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Speaker 1: I've seen your wife several times. You guys reside, whoa, whoa, whoa?

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Speaker 1: You see my wife? But wait, what do you see

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Speaker 1: my wife at? What? Why are you? Why are you?

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Speaker 1: Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She

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Speaker 1: she shops on a hundred and twenty street in hall Am.

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Speaker 1: I've seen her so many times there, and she holds

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Speaker 1: all the beauty that an artist would like to put

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Speaker 1: on Kansas. Like I said before, I have a huge

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Speaker 1: showing in May. You're welcome to come out as well.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be so many important people there. But I

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Speaker 1: wanted to call and get permission from you about painting

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Speaker 1: your wife. No, you ain't got that permission. Play well,

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Speaker 1: you just can't. You just can't go around following my

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Speaker 1: wife and trying to motalize or whatever. I just said.

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Speaker 1: All right, so, but I would like to let you

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Speaker 1: know I have taken the liberty myself. I have painted

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Speaker 1: your wife's head. What, Joe, you have lost your damn mind.

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Speaker 1: You can't be just walking around here painting folks headed.

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Speaker 1: You gotta get permission for that. What's wrong to if

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Speaker 1: you are crazy? You don't understand your wife holds the

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Speaker 1: essence that every artist wants. You don't care what he holds.

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Speaker 1: You can't be going around painting folks heads. Wrong with you, sir?

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Speaker 1: That's the reason why I'm calling trying to get permissions

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Speaker 1: from you. I, Sebastian, want to put your wife on

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Speaker 1: canvas because she holds the essence that every artist wants

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Speaker 1: to behold. She mortalized the beauty of Cannon. Whoa hold

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Speaker 1: of God? Hold of the hold of God? You're telling

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Speaker 1: me you're walking around column painting my wife's head? Is that? What?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Dudett too, I'm only trying to

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Speaker 1: complete my perfolio. Oh no, your portfolio here, listen to it.

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Speaker 1: If I see my wife's head anywhere, I don't care

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Speaker 1: a new flavor of magazine. I don't care where Bill

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Speaker 1: or wherever Yo, I'm gonna find yo. I'm whoop you.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying you I'm gonna see

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Speaker 1: Did you understand that I don't want to have a

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Speaker 1: duel with you, sir? Here's a duel. They do what

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Speaker 1: they do? In fact? What name is a bast ship?

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Speaker 1: Name is? That's a fast ship? Sir. All I want

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Speaker 1: to do is paint your wife in her rawist and

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Speaker 1: purest foe. That's all. There's a law and purists for me.

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Speaker 1: What what do you want? Seriously? I want to paint

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Speaker 1: your wife. I want to paint her in the nude.

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Speaker 1: How do you watch your my effective? Now? He's not enough.

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Speaker 1: That's what you should do. Tell me where you as

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Speaker 1: you want to paint something, I'll give you something to pay.

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Speaker 1: Tell me where you are? What five? Read me? What five?

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Speaker 1: That's what's up? I want to whoop your read me?

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Speaker 1: Read me? Paint me? Paint me? You want your mind?

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Speaker 1: Tell what you wanna paint my wife in a nude?

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Speaker 1: It's gonna take them brush a stick them up your listen.

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Speaker 1: She lose the essence that every person should I'll give

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Speaker 1: up what she holds asked, I'll give us Ask me

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Speaker 1: like that, sir, I must ask you. Do you think

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Speaker 1: that you are the only person that has seen your

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Speaker 1: wife in the news. Surely that's been men before you

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Speaker 1: that have seen her in the net. For you and

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Speaker 1: my wife ain't no more you call my wife? Is

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Speaker 1: that what she's saying? Are you prying my wife? You?

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Speaker 1: I want to pay your wife and the beauty that

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Speaker 1: she bought and on canvas. Did you want to understand?

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Speaker 1: I just said, you know, I told you meet me

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Speaker 1: on the corner of on and claim power. I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing I just say else saying this is

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Speaker 1: neshing coming from the Steve arm In Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got pay by your boy. What what this is is?

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Speaker 1: This is neverhew this ne few times for the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harmar Martin. Yo oh oh oh man y'all man, y'allah.

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Speaker 1: I was moving fun shon dude, time you got me

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Speaker 1: dog oh man ya it was Sebastian sad. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: you get some bashi brother. I was about to move

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Speaker 1: with y'all and sbash it. I was the paintbrushes and

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Speaker 1: always about the paint autumn with your he told me. Man,

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Speaker 1: he said, man, he's like he loved his wife kids.

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Speaker 1: I said, let me let me say this right now,

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Speaker 1: he loves you. Let me get one more thing from

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Speaker 1: your man. What is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Yeah. Man, it's Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey and the Landing Show. Baby, the duel who says

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Speaker 1: that who the hell a dude? Matter fact, who the

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Speaker 1: hell names? Was working through just the sense that this

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Speaker 1: will duel, a duel game of throne and beat your ass.

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Speaker 1: Just going to be no duel. I got your duel, right,

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll do it twice. Wow, that was crazy. He's

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Speaker 1: always always into something like pranking folks, pranking the just.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how he comes up with this stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he said, just in his head. Just he thinks of

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Speaker 1: it in his head. Small head. So it's Chris crowded though,

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Speaker 1: because his head is so small. It's crowding in there.

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Speaker 1: Really thinks just the head, that's small brain. It's the brain,

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Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter

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Speaker 1: for Today and the subject is get somewhere and sit down.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show