WEBVTT - My Deck Guy - Freddy Carrion

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<v Speaker 1>Other than powerwashing. What can a homeowner do to preserve

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<v Speaker 1>the life of their deck?

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<v Speaker 2>They off it.

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<v Speaker 1>Kashsha Cash Shows Show. Welcome to Tash Show. I'm your host,

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<v Speaker 1>Daniel Tosh. We are here in Malibu, California, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know everybody likes to always talk about how crazy they

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<v Speaker 1>think the people of Malibu are, But I've got some news.

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<v Speaker 1>This is definitely a sign that people here in Malibu

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<v Speaker 1>are not as crazy as I once thought they were,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was confused when I first moved here and

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<v Speaker 1>I found not one, but two large crystal shops very

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<v Speaker 1>close to each other. You know, you see two Starbucks

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<v Speaker 1>next to each other, and you're like, oh, my goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>that's so ridiculous. Hey, but apparently that business model can

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<v Speaker 1>handle that type of saturation. I don't know, but when

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<v Speaker 1>I saw two crystal shops very close to each other,

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<v Speaker 1>I was so confused. I mean, if I saw one

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<v Speaker 1>crystal shop, I'm like, of course these idiots are buying

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<v Speaker 1>crystals and they can afford to have good storefront location

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<v Speaker 1>in Malibu. Well, anyway, both of them have gone out

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<v Speaker 1>of business. Wow, that's good. He's how you're saying, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're applauding a company failing. Yeah, I am, because it

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<v Speaker 1>was a stupid business. Guess what opened up in one

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<v Speaker 1>of the locations. My favorite car wash guy, he turned

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<v Speaker 1>one of it into a detail shop. Yeah, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit building and now it's it used to

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<v Speaker 1>be crystals and now it's now it's his car wash spot,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna use them constantly. I just I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be happier. I told him, I go. The place looks

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<v Speaker 1>so much better now. There's not dumb crystals. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>these weren't like crystals, like like small crystals. These were crystals. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're huge that they have to get craned in and

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<v Speaker 1>they cost like millions of dollars massive, And I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 1>what dumbfuck is spending money on this?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they are a waste of money because they

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<v Speaker 2>leave them outside and no one steals them.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, there's five million dollar crystals being left outside. Well whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>they're out of business. Good riddans, I say, and I,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, support the new car wash. Probably have him

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<v Speaker 1>on the show soon. I think we have time this

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<v Speaker 1>week to do my favorite segment, Dear Toss Show. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where our subscribers write to me. They're problems and I

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<v Speaker 1>fix everything all right, Eddie, let it rip.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife wants to start watching sports with me so

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<v Speaker 3>we can spend more time together. How do I not

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<v Speaker 3>let this happen? Should I just stop watching sports before

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<v Speaker 3>she ruins them for me?

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<v Speaker 1>I like to where his HEA's at. I dated a

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<v Speaker 1>girl once that really loved sports and knew everything about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was miserable the whole time. I can't do this.

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<v Speaker 1>He's right now. Should he stop watching the sports? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what he has to do.

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<v Speaker 2>In the world of.

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<v Speaker 1>Unlimited DVR storage and hide score technology on all the apps,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to go into your preferences. You gotta change

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<v Speaker 1>your Apple TV so that it doesn't ever put any

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<v Speaker 1>little icon up in the corner. Close game between Miami

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<v Speaker 1>and Charlotte. You gotta get rid of all that. And

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<v Speaker 1>he needs to just start watching all of his sports

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<v Speaker 1>after she goes to bed. And I know what you're saying,

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<v Speaker 1>that's porn time. No no, no, that's got to get pushed

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<v Speaker 1>even later. Okay, so's he's got a block off and

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<v Speaker 1>the and the good news is, uh, you're gonna watch

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<v Speaker 1>it alone peacefully, and you're cut the time, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in half. Especially if it's a if it's a bad game,

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<v Speaker 1>you can really start jumping ahead. So yeah, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>watch the sports after she goes to bed, then your pornography.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and then uh, and then go to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a brilliant idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Well listen that why That's why I do the segment.

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<v Speaker 3>My girlfriend always leaves her phone unlocked when she does this,

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<v Speaker 3>Is it okay to read her text messages? And if

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<v Speaker 3>that's okay, is it then okay to text people horrible

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<v Speaker 3>messages from her?

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<v Speaker 1>Short answer, yes, But there is some layers to this.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to always take my wife's phone back when

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<v Speaker 1>we were dating, way before children, and I would fire

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<v Speaker 1>off horrible things from her phone and then eventually her

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<v Speaker 1>friend groups like oh okay, this is this isn't carly.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean I would I would start normal, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I would just get it like ridiculous, like hey,

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<v Speaker 1>oh I think you we should do this, and hey, hey, girls,

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<v Speaker 1>send me photos of what underwear you're wearing right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just curious, Yeah, stuff like that, innocent stuff anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>But now that we have kids, I don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's it's too much. Uh. But uh. The second

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<v Speaker 1>thing about reading your wife's text. If you're lying in wait,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's wrong if you're if you're trying to, But

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just bored and you want to read, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's way more fun to read your wife's text than

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<v Speaker 1>your own. I'd agree, So yeah, I think it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>And who cares if it's unlocked and you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>their code. I know my wife's code. Trust, These problems

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<v Speaker 1>are easy. This is why I do the segment to

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<v Speaker 1>spread my vast knowledge. Now I don't I don't know everything.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were to ask me a question about what

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<v Speaker 1>type of wood is going to age the best in

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<v Speaker 1>a certain climate, I'd be at a loss. But I

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<v Speaker 1>know who i'd call, the deck Doctor. Enjoy Casa. My

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<v Speaker 1>Guesterday is known as the Malibu deck Doctor, which means

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<v Speaker 1>if you want him to build you a new deck,

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<v Speaker 1>but you live in Santa Monica, you can eat shit.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a total character and one of my favorite contractors

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<v Speaker 1>I've worked with. The Doctor is in Please welcome Freddy

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<v Speaker 1>sim Sullivan. Freddy, thank you for being here. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>let's start with the simple one. Do you believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 2>That's so hard hitting one, right, off the bat, But

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have to say I haven't seen one, but I

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<v Speaker 2>do believe that.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you can't see ghost, they're invisible.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey your accent. You from Louisiana? Yeah? Born? And were

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<v Speaker 1>you born in the Bronx?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, actually I was born in Queens, moved to

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<v Speaker 2>the Bronx at a very early age, the Lovely Bronx.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, I can't watch this accent. That's it. I

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<v Speaker 2>just can't. You know, to thirty years in California, look

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<v Speaker 2>at this accent.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it help business? Your accent?

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<v Speaker 2>God?

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<v Speaker 1>Does it hurt business?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? I gotta be honest with you. I

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<v Speaker 2>you know, if I'm meeting someone from back East, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>New Yorker, you know everyone else. You know. Basically, I

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<v Speaker 2>just try and tone it down as much as like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tone it down at all. Really, Freddy, the very

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<v Speaker 1>first time I met you, I was like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>what did I get myself into? This guy is crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>And first of all, always say a few things about

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm very I'm a big fan of yours. But

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<v Speaker 1>you're You're intense, You're a close talker, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is my nightmare. Then quickly I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the greatest guy ever. I told my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this guy's amazing. You know everything about what

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about, like your job, you know the woods,

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<v Speaker 1>you know everything about So I was like, well, he's

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<v Speaker 1>smart and he knows what he's doing. On top of

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that he is a maniac.

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<v Speaker 2>And I lovedn't mention handsome at all.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not handsome at all, Freddie, those days have sailed?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a diehard Yankees fan? Yeah? What about the Mets?

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<v Speaker 1>You like the Mets?

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<v Speaker 2>Mets suck. I'm a Yankee fan. I love the Yankees,

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<v Speaker 2>but I have no real reason for loving the Yankees.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think that's only because I'm from the Bronx. You know

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<v Speaker 2>we got out of the Bronx. Yeah, well, you know

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<v Speaker 2>the place is a piece of ship, So you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I only associate the Bronx, I guess, with being a

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<v Speaker 2>Yankee fan. So that might no. No, now I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 2>is that the reason why I'm proud of being a

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<v Speaker 2>Yankee fan of the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you study decking in college?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you get into the offer that?

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<v Speaker 1>How in the world did you get into being literally

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<v Speaker 1>the deck doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you know what. My story is long

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<v Speaker 2>and boring, but I'll edit it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a hyperactive kid, so I got the heck

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<v Speaker 2>out of New York as soon as I thought I

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<v Speaker 2>was capable of doing something. I was a musician. I

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<v Speaker 2>always thought I was going to be an actor. But

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<v Speaker 2>I got to be honest with you. It came out here,

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<v Speaker 2>studied a little bit, played in some bands late eighty

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<v Speaker 2>did all that stuff, long hair. I'm not what kind

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<v Speaker 2>of music sad to say, glam rock music.

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<v Speaker 1>Lambrock's wonderful. Well, it had its moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I'll be honest with you again. I did. It

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't that crazy about it was in a couple of bands.

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, Guns n' Roses hit, glam.

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<v Speaker 1>Rock just went by the wayside. Do you play the strip?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever play on the strip?

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<v Speaker 2>Played on the strip? Gizaris? Let me see, really the

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<v Speaker 2>Rainbow a couple of times at the Rainbow. But you

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<v Speaker 2>know that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just you know, drugs not many. You know, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I just and the funny thing was that I was

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<v Speaker 2>working during the day as a carpenter to support my

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<v Speaker 2>my musical and acting lifestyle. I was studying with Susan Strasbourg,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a daughter of the father of method acting.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I really thought I was going to get

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<v Speaker 2>in to it, but I had no money to survive,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and I'm dead tired going to these classes

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<v Speaker 2>at night. So I'm like, fuck this. I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to just dig in. I'm gonna do what I

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<v Speaker 2>know how to do, and started some just small jobs

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<v Speaker 2>here and there. That kind of led to a few

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<v Speaker 2>other gigs with a few lesser known actors that I

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<v Speaker 2>kind of I like doing it. I like being outside.

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<v Speaker 2>That was pretty much it. And everyone that I had

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<v Speaker 2>no training. Oh no, I've been a carpet this. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>all right, you know why you want to go back? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fifteen years old. I get arrested for running into

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<v Speaker 2>a Crazy Eddy, which was basically an electronics store in

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<v Speaker 2>New York. Famous electronic store, oh famous commercial Crazy Eddy. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>make a long story short. My friends damned me to

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<v Speaker 2>run into Crazy Eddy. I steal something from Crazy Eddy.

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<v Speaker 2>I run out, I jump into the car. They grabbed

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<v Speaker 2>my shoe. Three days later, the cops knock on my door.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, is this is your shoe, I said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're under a rest.

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<v Speaker 1>My parents, if you fell for that, you said, yeah, completely.

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<v Speaker 1>You thought it was the story of Cinderella going to

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<v Speaker 1>the pokey.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the pokey and all right, you know

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna you're gonna, definitely you're gonna have to take

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<v Speaker 2>this one.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you buttoning up for? Yeah? Chilling.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm nervous because now I'm about to tell you something

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<v Speaker 2>from here. My mother I told I said, Mom, it

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<v Speaker 2>was a mistake. I mean, she said, You're gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>fucked in the ass, and I said, my god, Mom,

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<v Speaker 2>I started crying on the spot of fifteen years old.

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<v Speaker 2>That was it. From that moment on, I went to

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<v Speaker 2>what they called a board of Cooperative Educational Services program

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<v Speaker 2>where they started to teach me carpentry. Next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I was out on a work program, working for a

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<v Speaker 2>contractor taking English at night at high school. Next thing

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm bailing on New York and heading to

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<v Speaker 2>California in my early twenties. And that was how I

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<v Speaker 2>got here, Yes, Santa Monica, Hollywood, trying to do a

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<v Speaker 2>little acting, little music. Uh, and then yes, ended up

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<v Speaker 2>just strapping on my tools and sticking with it, but

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<v Speaker 2>have met a lot of wonderful, really cool people and uh.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Freddy, I got to know, did you get

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<v Speaker 1>fucked in the ass?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, I'm waiting for that. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I figuratively yes, yes, but but but no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, good for you. Do you like these celebrities try

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<v Speaker 1>to like tell you like, hey, don't ever use my

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<v Speaker 1>name or don't ever say that you've worked on my house?

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<v Speaker 2>All of them? Yeah, look, I work. You know, you're

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<v Speaker 2>a heck of a celebrity. I mean what I mean

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<v Speaker 2>by that is, you know, you seem to be a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty a pretty straightforward guy. Your family guy. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I like your dog, your wife, your kids. At uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, believe it or not, we have more in

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<v Speaker 2>common than you would think.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it's it's just so you know, I have

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<v Speaker 2>had people that I've been so uncomfortable working around that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that I just like, what, you know, what the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck am I doing? You know that like celebrity ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I don't even want to associate with these

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<v Speaker 2>people and they're basically my neighbors. But the uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm I'm trying to really sugarcoat this. But

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<v Speaker 2>there what happens, you know, really, really what happens the

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<v Speaker 2>most is that. And God bless carly Man, because I've

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<v Speaker 2>had wives of let's just say, you know, more prominent people,

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<v Speaker 2>and the wives come out and they wheeld that ship.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I've been on a project. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you who it was, but it was not

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<v Speaker 2>far from here. And literally, I take off my I

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<v Speaker 2>take off my shoes. When I walk in your house,

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<v Speaker 2>I take off my shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell people not to take the shoes off.

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<v Speaker 2>You go, okay, and I take them off.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want your shoes already, rather your shoes than

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<v Speaker 1>your socks on my floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I got news to you. When I walk into

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<v Speaker 2>people's house, I take them off, okay, and and and

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<v Speaker 2>I say who it was? But she says, you bringing

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I guess maybe people do bring bring in

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<v Speaker 2>whatever with with? She said, well, do you have something

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<v Speaker 2>to cover the floor with? I said, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to say I just took off my shoes, but

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no problem. I went out and I got

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<v Speaker 2>some of my drop clothes, right, which are marginally clean

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<v Speaker 2>drop clothes, but their drop cloths. I come back. All

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<v Speaker 2>the drop cloths are shoved to the side, and their

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<v Speaker 2>brand new clean sheets on the floor. It's not it

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<v Speaker 2>was beautiful. But now I'm going to start walking on her.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, I walked on the here she did. I

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<v Speaker 2>brought the whole crew in it. But now that being said,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, there I am, you know, doing my best

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<v Speaker 2>to respect their home and everything like that. And when

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<v Speaker 2>I came back in, I saw the clan you know,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, you know, yeah, you made your point, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, so sometimes you know, it's just a matter of,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, what, how did I get into I'm not starstruck,

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<v Speaker 2>but sometimes you get a you know, bring like.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool Mario Lopez.

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<v Speaker 2>That's another thing, all right. I cannot know not Mario

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<v Speaker 2>Lopez or when I get a kick out of you know,

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<v Speaker 2>because now that I you know, I washed the Tash Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I washed the shot it.

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<v Speaker 2>But now that I watched the Tash Show, you love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually take in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, I gotta ask a question, let me talk, Let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask some questions. How did you come up with

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<v Speaker 1>a deck? Doctor? H I'm surprised that wasn't taken.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor dek deck doctor. They both roll off the tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>But everybody, everybody who's ever built the deck is a

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<v Speaker 2>deck doctor, all right. Every contractor they ever know it

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<v Speaker 2>always you know built, there's always decks on his resume,

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<v Speaker 2>and a handful of them will call themselves, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Joe Schmoe contractor a ka deck doctor. So I've seen

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<v Speaker 2>it over the years forever when I try to get

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<v Speaker 2>deck dooctor dot com, deckdoctor dot com has been gone

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<v Speaker 2>for thirty five years as some guy in Pennsylvania deckdoctor

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<v Speaker 2>dot com. So I'm like, fuck it, I'm gonna become

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<v Speaker 2>Malibu deck doctor. I don't have to leave the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way. Uh, you know you've been doing that

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<v Speaker 1>building these decks for thirty years, have you? You mess

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<v Speaker 1>with porches at all? You fuck with porches or.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know what, anything outdoor man, anything that has

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<v Speaker 2>to do. I just want to stay outdoors. You gotta

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<v Speaker 2>pull pergola, you got a trellis, you got an arbor,

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<v Speaker 2>you got anything you want to do outdoors. Pool deck,

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<v Speaker 2>second story deck.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got stoop. You mess with stoops.

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<v Speaker 2>Stoops and normally you know, you associate them with concrete.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, if I had to, yeah, I've built

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<v Speaker 2>wood decks over stoops.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you deal with concrete at all or no.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean when I have to. I'm doing a job

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<v Speaker 2>down the block from you right now, where I got

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<v Speaker 2>to pour concrete slab for a jacuzzi and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a little curb to hold a little bit of retaining

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<v Speaker 2>walls hall City Hall like you you know what city

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<v Speaker 2>Hall changes? You know a lot. I mean back from

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<v Speaker 2>when I believe or not when you dealt with them

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<v Speaker 2>several different inspectors even since then in the neighborhood, we

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<v Speaker 2>got probably about five or six of them. My I'm

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<v Speaker 2>lucky because a deck that's below thirty inches technically doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>need a permit. Okay, So flip side of that is

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<v Speaker 2>any job that I do over one thousand dollars, technically

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<v Speaker 2>I'm supposed to permit. So you know, go figure.

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<v Speaker 1>You ever been red tagged?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I had been. I have been popped by an inspector.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's come on my job and said, hey, you know

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<v Speaker 2>you've been down to the city on this one, and

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say no, I'll be down there tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Good news is that I build a code, so I've

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<v Speaker 2>never had any problem. But yeah, of course, I've a

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<v Speaker 2>side stepped the building department.

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<v Speaker 1>Please walk me through the processed time frame and cost

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<v Speaker 1>to build a moderately elaborate deck.

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<v Speaker 2>Your deck is about one hundred and fifty grand whoa, By.

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<v Speaker 1>The way, is my deck bigger smaller than Justin's.

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<v Speaker 2>Justin claims to have the largest deck.

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<v Speaker 1>He won't shut the fuck up about this. Look he

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<v Speaker 1>keeps telling, let me tell you about go ahead, Justin.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. By the way, Justin has put

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<v Speaker 1>a few people on this show. He introduced me to you,

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<v Speaker 1>and he introduced me to Alligator Jesus. Anyway, Justin tells

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<v Speaker 1>me he's this French guy that I can't interview him

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<v Speaker 1>because he won't let me talk. Ever, He's basically like

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<v Speaker 1>a shark tank guy. People ask him for money and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, yeah, I'll give you money. That's all I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever figured out with him. But I'm at his house

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, this deck is beautiful, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>you have got to meet doctor Deck. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, your deck is beautiful. He goes, well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the largest deck in Malibu. I go, is it? I go,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't seem like the largest deck. My deck seems

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<v Speaker 1>almost as big as this, and I would never even

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<v Speaker 1>think to consider my deck as the largest deck. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>go on and tell me if Justin's deck is the

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<v Speaker 1>largest deck in Malibui.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, look, I'm building a deck right now that's

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<v Speaker 2>about almost four thousand in the square feet. So Justin's,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta admit, is a big deck, but it's broken

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<v Speaker 2>up a little bit more to pain in the ass

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<v Speaker 2>to work on. He spent god knows how much on

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<v Speaker 2>that beautiful Brazilian hardwood deck and all you see is

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<v Speaker 2>a billion screws in that thing. Forgive me, Justin.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't plug them, he didn't have plug, he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Plug it, and uh, you know, I'd put my foot

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<v Speaker 2>in my mouth. I go, Justin, I can don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll come back. I'll do it for fifteen grant immediately, immediately,

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<v Speaker 2>as soon as I no, no, no, what am I

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<v Speaker 2>talking about. I can't afford to do that for Justin.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't afford to do it for fifteen grand But

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<v Speaker 2>I will come back and take care of it for you,

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<v Speaker 2>I promise. So, yeah, as soon as I that subject

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<v Speaker 2>came up, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to just a technical question break. Sometimes my

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<v Speaker 1>plugs start to have our floating up. There's no way

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<v Speaker 1>to tap those backs.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it a shot. If they don't go back in,

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably because, yes, all right, you want to get.

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<v Speaker 4>Technically sometimes all right, this talk about this wood, this

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<v Speaker 4>would well.

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<v Speaker 2>This this looks this looks like just a piece of oak,

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<v Speaker 2>simple red oak that's been created into a table shape.

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<v Speaker 2>And but my point is that, uh, you look at

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<v Speaker 2>this grain. Okay, the grain is heading in one direction. Technically,

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<v Speaker 2>if I put my plug in with the grain in

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<v Speaker 2>the same direction, yes, I shouldn't have a problem. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but when you're putting in ten thousand plugs, you're just

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<v Speaker 2>putting them in. So when the plug swells, technically it's

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<v Speaker 2>not swelling with the wood itself, so it'll want to pop.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got an interesting deck because your deck is like

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<v Speaker 2>a thermally treated hardwood that has been chemically treated as

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<v Speaker 2>well as heat treated. So it's it won't burn. I

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<v Speaker 2>know that during those Really it's it's it's a very

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<v Speaker 2>unique product. It's expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>You misread it at first. At first you thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was a red wood.

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<v Speaker 2>No. At first I thought it was an epaid deck,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I thought it was a a there's another

0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:04.880
<v Speaker 2>product that's called Kebny that's a very similar product. But regardless, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right, it's sometimes these decks they throw me a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit, mainly to the truth because of the color.

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<v Speaker 2>When you see a color that's not naturally in nature

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<v Speaker 2>or that a tree doesn't have, and you know, if

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<v Speaker 2>you look at your deck, it's hard to describe that color.

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<v Speaker 2>You can say, oh, it's mahogany, or it's oak, or

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's a teak, or it's you know, brown. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like just this kind of it looks like, it

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<v Speaker 2>looks very durable.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks durable.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the color.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me a low end what somebody can spend on

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<v Speaker 1>a deck and off the charts, what could they spend.

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<v Speaker 2>Off the charts, off the charts honestly, right now, in

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<v Speaker 2>the last couple of years, you know, I'm just finishing

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<v Speaker 2>up one hundred and twenty thousand dollars deck that's about

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<v Speaker 2>five let's just say, about the same size as your deck,

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<v Speaker 2>but broken up into about five different decks on the property.

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<v Speaker 2>That's about one hundred and thirty grand. That boils down

0:21:58.280 --> 0:22:02.399
<v Speaker 2>to almost fifty grand in material right there. Our issue

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<v Speaker 2>right now is fire coat, firefirefire Epay Brazilian hardwood. My

0:22:07.000 --> 0:22:09.080
<v Speaker 2>specialty is the only I've been trying to get it

0:22:09.160 --> 0:22:13.120
<v Speaker 2>mandated in Malibu for fifteen years as the only wood

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<v Speaker 2>to be used for decks. But yes, they're coming up

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<v Speaker 2>with some of these thermally treated products that are capable

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<v Speaker 2>of handling the embers and things like that. But again,

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<v Speaker 2>the Garapa that I'm using right now, in no way

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<v Speaker 2>compares to an Epay deck. So all these other decks

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<v Speaker 2>that are in the area when people want tone and

0:22:31.480 --> 0:22:34.960
<v Speaker 2>color instead of just durability, well yeah, they're getting a

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<v Speaker 2>class B, class C fire rating. These things will go

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<v Speaker 2>up like tinder.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did I do wrong to mind mine that

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<v Speaker 1>you had to come in and fix? God, because I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's getting all their socks dirty if they walked on it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's oil come out of it constantly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, your deck doesn't require oil because again, oil is

0:22:51.119 --> 0:22:54.560
<v Speaker 2>required to nurture the cellulose fibers in the wood. Okay,

0:22:54.720 --> 0:22:57.679
<v Speaker 2>you've got something that the fibers are petrified. They've heated

0:22:57.680 --> 0:22:59.160
<v Speaker 2>this wood. They've gotten to a point.

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<v Speaker 1>Where why do they oil it? I didn't tell them.

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<v Speaker 2>To no, But you know, the it's almost like, as

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<v Speaker 2>a matter of fact, you know, deck's done, let's get

0:23:08.880 --> 0:23:10.800
<v Speaker 2>some oil on it takes out some of the blemishes

0:23:10.800 --> 0:23:12.280
<v Speaker 2>and then they don't even know what to put on

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<v Speaker 2>top of the product. So yeah, so it sits on top.

0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Oil attracts dirt, It doesn't really want to dry because

0:23:18.960 --> 0:23:20.520
<v Speaker 2>it's oil. It doesn't really evaporate.

0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:24.280
<v Speaker 4>You're telling me though the air this uh this marine

0:23:24.320 --> 0:23:28.520
<v Speaker 4>marine layer. Yeah, that acid rain marine layer crappy. You know, look,

0:23:28.760 --> 0:23:33.400
<v Speaker 4>we as wonderful as our neighborhood is, we do still have.

0:23:33.359 --> 0:23:36.679
<v Speaker 2>Pollution in our area. And a deck is an outdoor

0:23:36.760 --> 0:23:40.280
<v Speaker 2>floor that everyone beats the cowboy heck out of nobody.

0:23:40.320 --> 0:23:43.960
<v Speaker 2>But nobody cleans their deck except a handful of customers

0:23:43.960 --> 0:23:45.840
<v Speaker 2>that I'll go and swab the decks on a monthly

0:23:45.880 --> 0:23:47.520
<v Speaker 2>basis just to keep them.

0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:49.360
<v Speaker 1>How should you clean a deck?

0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:52.400
<v Speaker 2>Basically, you gotta swab the deck with a little epsom

0:23:52.440 --> 0:23:55.080
<v Speaker 2>salt and water. That's the worst case scenario. If you

0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:57.399
<v Speaker 2>don't want to use a cleaner or brightener, just a

0:23:57.400 --> 0:23:59.919
<v Speaker 2>little bit of salt and water because you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like to use a lot of chemicals. I

0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:04.040
<v Speaker 2>like everything that I use to break down into the

0:24:04.119 --> 0:24:06.920
<v Speaker 2>environment as salts so epsom salt is like an old

0:24:06.960 --> 0:24:10.760
<v Speaker 2>school method of scrubbing the deck with a little lep some salt,

0:24:10.960 --> 0:24:13.760
<v Speaker 2>wash it down. It's dirt free. Oil is the only

0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:19.160
<v Speaker 2>thing that nurtures wood. So yes occasionally raw wood, redwood, epay,

0:24:19.280 --> 0:24:21.240
<v Speaker 2>any wood that's raw, it's gonna need a little bit

0:24:21.280 --> 0:24:24.399
<v Speaker 2>of oil occasionally. In your case, you really don't. What

0:24:24.560 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 2>you're just trying to do is waterproof it, to maintain

0:24:28.320 --> 0:24:31.520
<v Speaker 2>the stability of the cellulose fibers in the wood.

0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Rank these woods in terms of favorite when building a

0:24:34.840 --> 0:24:39.560
<v Speaker 1>deck epay, Acacia, cedar, redwood, or hempher.

0:24:40.000 --> 0:24:45.400
<v Speaker 2>You're talking about almost five different families of wood. They're

0:24:45.440 --> 0:24:50.800
<v Speaker 2>all so distinctly different. So hemphur quickly framing lumber, that's

0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:53.640
<v Speaker 2>a two by four. You're building your house with cedar,

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:56.280
<v Speaker 2>not normally associated with decks anymore because it is a

0:24:56.280 --> 0:24:58.880
<v Speaker 2>little bit soft. So cedar you'll use it on siding,

0:24:58.920 --> 0:25:02.680
<v Speaker 2>You'll use it a on fence post. Build fences, Yeah,

0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:05.600
<v Speaker 2>I build fences. You know, you go for beauty sometimes

0:25:05.600 --> 0:25:10.320
<v Speaker 2>and grain or ultimately I'm just building for default, just

0:25:10.400 --> 0:25:13.800
<v Speaker 2>the badass wood that you know most likely is going

0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:16.800
<v Speaker 2>to survive through most fires, not what we just recently

0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:17.240
<v Speaker 2>add But.

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<v Speaker 1>You work with landscapers when you're building your decks, I do. Yeah,

0:25:21.440 --> 0:25:23.879
<v Speaker 1>that seems like those things go pretty we go hand hand.

0:25:24.440 --> 0:25:25.960
<v Speaker 1>That's the one thing I regret. I didn't do the

0:25:26.040 --> 0:25:27.040
<v Speaker 1>right lighting on my deck.

0:25:27.160 --> 0:25:30.800
<v Speaker 2>Nobody does. Nobody does. And every time I do a deck,

0:25:31.040 --> 0:25:34.639
<v Speaker 2>I always tell my customers let's think big. Let's think big,

0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:36.520
<v Speaker 2>and then we can back off.

0:25:36.320 --> 0:25:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Based on But I should I should have talked to you, Freddy,

0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:41.080
<v Speaker 1>because I should have wired for lighting everywhere on my

0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:41.879
<v Speaker 1>deck and I didn't.

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Now, you do have an opportunity with solar to do

0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:46.800
<v Speaker 2>some nice stuff that you don't have to do a

0:25:46.800 --> 0:25:50.600
<v Speaker 2>lot of hard wiring for. But the solar is so unpredictable.

0:25:50.840 --> 0:25:53.200
<v Speaker 2>Light hard wiring, Yeah, it's a hard hardwired.

0:25:53.280 --> 0:25:53.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:25:53.720 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Lighting. Exterior lighting is.

0:25:55.440 --> 0:25:57.480
<v Speaker 1>A way to washing. Should I be ever power washing

0:25:57.480 --> 0:25:59.040
<v Speaker 1>my deck or should I stay away from it? I'm

0:25:59.119 --> 0:26:00.080
<v Speaker 1>due to power.

0:25:59.800 --> 0:26:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Wise your deck and buy another year from now.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the hardest part of building a deck?

0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:06.919
<v Speaker 2>It's really not a difficult thing. What's difficult for me

0:26:07.119 --> 0:26:11.200
<v Speaker 2>is maintaining the highest quality control I can with guys

0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:11.800
<v Speaker 2>that I hire.

0:26:11.960 --> 0:26:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Now A lot of people that might look at California

0:26:14.720 --> 0:26:17.760
<v Speaker 1>from Afar might just think these are day players from

0:26:18.160 --> 0:26:21.639
<v Speaker 1>home Depot. But these guys really are are, you know,

0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:22.880
<v Speaker 1>masters of their career.

0:26:23.119 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 2>To be honest with you, you can get some quality

0:26:26.359 --> 0:26:29.560
<v Speaker 2>at a home depot. Okay, all right, Now that being said,

0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:32.159
<v Speaker 2>if you're a homeowner and you go to home depot,

0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 2>the first thing they're going to say is, okay, let

0:26:34.800 --> 0:26:35.240
<v Speaker 2>me take.

0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:36.840
<v Speaker 1>You can't do the accent.

0:26:36.920 --> 0:26:37.520
<v Speaker 2>I can't do that.

0:26:38.000 --> 0:26:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Jesus. You're going to.

0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Say, okay, may I see the job and I will

0:26:42.920 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 2>quote it for you after I see it, And You're like,

0:26:45.880 --> 0:26:47.639
<v Speaker 2>you need to see the job. You can't tell me

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:49.239
<v Speaker 2>how much it's going to cost to work for three

0:26:49.359 --> 0:26:52.000
<v Speaker 2>or four No, So what I'm saying is the whole

0:26:52.040 --> 0:26:57.040
<v Speaker 2>negotiation thing has become part of the routine now. You know,

0:26:57.080 --> 0:26:59.000
<v Speaker 2>even if I pull up believe me, I pull up

0:26:59.080 --> 0:27:00.960
<v Speaker 2>a lot and I I see guys that I've known,

0:27:01.040 --> 0:27:04.000
<v Speaker 2>they've been there for years. But the first thing that happens,

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:06.280
<v Speaker 2>they're all going to crowd my truck and then you know,

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 2>I gotta do a hand pick one or two. But

0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I'll always just say I weed them out of metals

0:27:11.000 --> 0:27:11.800
<v Speaker 2>who speaks English.

0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 1>No, you can't say that because they they know that

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:16.600
<v Speaker 1>question they do. They just say, yes, we gotta have

0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:17.359
<v Speaker 1>a trickier question.

0:27:17.600 --> 0:27:19.960
<v Speaker 2>You're right, you're right, but that does break the ice.

0:27:20.040 --> 0:27:23.600
<v Speaker 2>And usually the one there's usually a leader, as you know,

0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:26.560
<v Speaker 2>there's one who will speak for everyone. That's the guy

0:27:26.600 --> 0:27:29.480
<v Speaker 2>always say okay, And you have them work with tools,

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:32.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, and that's usually not important because I just

0:27:32.040 --> 0:27:33.879
<v Speaker 2>need them to dig a hole or sand or something

0:27:33.920 --> 0:27:37.480
<v Speaker 2>like that. But I'm trying to somehow vet these guys.

0:27:37.520 --> 0:27:39.680
<v Speaker 1>For sure. It's like a dating guy.

0:27:39.680 --> 0:27:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Exactly exactly, because you know, next thing you know, they're

0:27:42.800 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 2>going to be in my truck with whatever colonne they're wearing.

0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 2>That's what I got to deal with. But that being said,

0:27:48.400 --> 0:27:52.520
<v Speaker 2>all right, these guys alone, oh man, I'm wearing a

0:27:52.520 --> 0:27:53.120
<v Speaker 2>little bit of money.

0:27:53.119 --> 0:27:55.040
<v Speaker 1>You working on a deck of a house while a

0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 1>porn was being filmed? Yes, okay, First of all, are

0:27:59.119 --> 0:28:01.960
<v Speaker 1>you sure you were not in that porn? Have you

0:28:02.000 --> 0:28:04.280
<v Speaker 1>watched that porn? Like you're in the background, sand in

0:28:04.400 --> 0:28:05.240
<v Speaker 1>or something like an extra?

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Look, I gotta be honest with you. I'm known as

0:28:07.880 --> 0:28:09.879
<v Speaker 2>the hammer, but that's uh.

0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:10.879
<v Speaker 1>Who calls you the hammer.

0:28:10.960 --> 0:28:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Nobody calls me the hammer. The point that I'm trying

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:16.359
<v Speaker 2>to make is that yes, they actually were out on

0:28:16.400 --> 0:28:20.240
<v Speaker 2>the deck and camera ndering out, not cameras, but.

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:21.720
<v Speaker 1>That's not a point. That's just people sex.

0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:25.520
<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no no. They were definitely filming inside.

0:28:25.640 --> 0:28:28.560
<v Speaker 2>But you know, the the the actors were coming out

0:28:28.640 --> 0:28:31.840
<v Speaker 2>on the deck to have cigarettes. Yeah, and this was

0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:34.360
<v Speaker 2>the section of the deck that I had completed and

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:37.479
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the other section. It was it was an

0:28:37.480 --> 0:28:39.880
<v Speaker 2>interesting moment. Your guys loved you that Oh my guys

0:28:39.920 --> 0:28:41.800
<v Speaker 2>loved me that day. And the funny thing with the

0:28:41.800 --> 0:28:44.680
<v Speaker 2>greatest part of the day was that they asked they

0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 2>asked us if we needed anything.

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:46.600
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:48.959
<v Speaker 2>So it's like sometimes when client desks if you need

0:28:49.000 --> 0:28:50.840
<v Speaker 2>anything normally you know, no, no, we're good.

0:28:50.880 --> 0:28:51.040
<v Speaker 3>You know.

0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:53.080
<v Speaker 2>I tell my guys, you know, we don't go in houses,

0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 2>we don't use the bathroom.

0:28:54.480 --> 0:28:55.959
<v Speaker 1>But where do you go to the bathroom when you're

0:28:55.960 --> 0:28:56.880
<v Speaker 1>building these decks, then.

0:28:56.840 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of tough because a lot of times, you know, well,

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:01.360
<v Speaker 2>we'll take a break, you know, the guys have cards,

0:29:01.360 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 2>will take a break for lunch, the guys will go

0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 2>but no, no, we got you know, occasionally got to

0:29:06.240 --> 0:29:08.240
<v Speaker 2>sneak one off, you know, And I always tell you

0:29:08.320 --> 0:29:09.600
<v Speaker 2>I didn't pee in your yard.

0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:11.920
<v Speaker 1>That's fine, But I always tell people that they can

0:29:12.040 --> 0:29:14.800
<v Speaker 1>use the airstream is unlocked and there's a bathroom in there,

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 1>so I always tell people to go in there.

0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:17.600
<v Speaker 2>I we don't never use the airstream.

0:29:17.720 --> 0:29:20.280
<v Speaker 1>I tell you, I'd rather that than pee in my yard.

0:29:20.440 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 2>You know what.

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:23.440
<v Speaker 1>And that kid comes around and then sees some big

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 1>old hog. He's like, how come yours look so much

0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:28.080
<v Speaker 1>bigger than my dad's. I don't want to have that conversation.

0:29:28.600 --> 0:29:31.360
<v Speaker 1>People may be surprised. You know that you're forty five years.

0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Old as of last week. Thank you very much.

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:34.640
<v Speaker 1>How old are you, Freddy?

0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm sixty three. I will be sixty

0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:38.480
<v Speaker 2>four years old.

0:29:38.600 --> 0:29:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm sixty three, almost sixty four. By the way, you're physically,

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:44.080
<v Speaker 1>how are you doing physical? Are you still in pain? Where? Yeah?

0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Where's the pain level?

0:29:45.360 --> 0:29:48.640
<v Speaker 2>I I swear to you I am not in an

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:52.680
<v Speaker 2>ounce of pain right now. But apparently I've got degenerative discs,

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I've got osteo arthritis. I've got a bunch of stuff happening,

0:29:56.640 --> 0:29:59.760
<v Speaker 2>like right in my core that keeps me in a

0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:01.280
<v Speaker 2>bad quite a bit.

0:30:01.320 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 1>But how often are you taking baths every day?

0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I probably spend at least two hours a day

0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:05.640
<v Speaker 2>in a tub.

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 1>What Yeah, two hours a day in the tour.

0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 2>In the morning. When I get up four point thirty

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:13.040
<v Speaker 2>in the morning, I am in the tub because it

0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:15.000
<v Speaker 2>look I sleep with a vibrator.

0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, where.

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:21.720
<v Speaker 2>I sleep with a vibrator? Man, I am literally up

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:24.920
<v Speaker 2>three times a night, and I'm making this move because

0:30:24.920 --> 0:30:27.200
<v Speaker 2>that's the area, okay, is in your back right on

0:30:27.320 --> 0:30:28.160
<v Speaker 2>my lower back?

0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, and I am literally I probably get

0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:35.440
<v Speaker 2>two or three solid hours of sleep a night. Once

0:30:35.480 --> 0:30:37.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm up and moving, I feel pretty good.

0:30:37.360 --> 0:30:40.120
<v Speaker 1>What do you love most about living in southern California?

0:30:40.440 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's no place I'd rather live than where I

0:30:43.440 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 2>live right now. The best thing about it, it's easy

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:49.440
<v Speaker 2>to say, the weather. There's very few places I really

0:30:49.560 --> 0:30:51.360
<v Speaker 2>enjoy going. We go to Mexico a lot.

0:30:51.400 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 1>But your daughter wanted me to bring up the fact

0:30:53.360 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 1>that you got busted in Mexico with her when she

0:30:55.840 --> 0:30:56.680
<v Speaker 1>was a young child.

0:30:56.840 --> 0:31:00.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, all right, real quick, all right, take

0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:03.200
<v Speaker 2>the kid to eastlam Moo Harris A right, tiny little

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:06.000
<v Speaker 2>island off of Cancoon All. They have his golf carts there,

0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 2>so you rent the golf cart and he cruise around

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 2>the island. So I got my eight year old with me.

0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:12.160
<v Speaker 2>I think she's eight nine years old. And to make

0:31:12.160 --> 0:31:14.640
<v Speaker 2>a long story short, what better time to teach a

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:15.800
<v Speaker 2>kid how to drive?

0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Sure driving a golf cart something? The same rules, Mexico whatever.

0:31:19.240 --> 0:31:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Mexico roads are empty, throwing the driver's sea. She's doing

0:31:22.760 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 2>a great job. You know where this cop came from.

0:31:25.080 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 2>But woo, we get pulled over by is he in

0:31:27.040 --> 0:31:29.880
<v Speaker 2>a golf No, he's in a He's in a pickup truck.

0:31:30.040 --> 0:31:31.560
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. I had no idea where he

0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:35.280
<v Speaker 2>came from. Literally, I say, sweetheart, just keep driving, just

0:31:35.400 --> 0:31:38.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, outrun him. No. I just thought maybe she'd

0:31:38.320 --> 0:31:40.240
<v Speaker 2>pull it off, like, you know, just if she looked,

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 2>you know, like.

0:31:40.680 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 1>She meant like a nine year old exactly exactly.

0:31:44.440 --> 0:31:47.200
<v Speaker 2>So he pulls in and he stays behind us, and

0:31:47.240 --> 0:31:49.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, all right, just keep driving, keep driving right.

0:31:50.360 --> 0:31:52.720
<v Speaker 2>So then he pulls up alongside of us and we're like,

0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:55.360
<v Speaker 2>all right, we don't want him to ram us. I said,

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 2>pull over over here. She pulls over shoots the tires exactly.

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:03.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, okay, he's getting serious. Pulls up, comes over right.

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:06.320
<v Speaker 2>So I'm trying to think quick. Immediately, I grab my

0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:07.840
<v Speaker 2>leg and I put it up on the golf course.

0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:09.240
<v Speaker 2>I've seen a hold of my leg.

0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:12.320
<v Speaker 4>Or you're taking injury, taking an injury right, just man

0:32:13.240 --> 0:32:14.400
<v Speaker 4>Spanish by the way.

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:19.040
<v Speaker 2>My Spanish sucks, but enough to have him guide us

0:32:19.040 --> 0:32:21.480
<v Speaker 2>to a hospital. And I say guide us, I mean

0:32:21.800 --> 0:32:24.320
<v Speaker 2>Sarah's still driving.

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Fake it all the.

0:32:25.040 --> 0:32:27.080
<v Speaker 2>Way, we fake it all the way. I'm like, oh

0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:30.720
<v Speaker 2>this is I'm like, okay, pull into a hospital. He

0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:34.720
<v Speaker 2>literally pulls into the hospital. I get out. I limp

0:32:34.760 --> 0:32:37.440
<v Speaker 2>into that plump, got a plate all the way through,

0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:40.560
<v Speaker 2>a limp into the hospital. I'm sitting there. I'm in

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 2>the waiting room and they're like, s senor, guess who program?

0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:47.400
<v Speaker 2>What is the problem? What is your problem? You know?

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:49.080
<v Speaker 2>This was after about three or four.

0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Times on the police left. Are they still?

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:53.840
<v Speaker 2>They're in the parking lot. So I'm sitting there going, okay,

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:55.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, do I check in?

0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Do I?

0:32:56.400 --> 0:32:58.320
<v Speaker 2>So I reached my pocket. I'm looking I I got

0:32:58.320 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 2>about probably twenty five hundred aesos. It was a couple

0:33:01.120 --> 0:33:03.680
<v Speaker 2>hundred bucks, give it to Sarahs and get out there.

0:33:03.800 --> 0:33:05.360
<v Speaker 2>Just give it to the cop. Just go give it

0:33:05.360 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 2>to him. Say thank you. My father's going to be fine.

0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. You know, I said, hug him if you

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:09.520
<v Speaker 2>have to.

0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:12.120
<v Speaker 1>She goes out, an eight year old go out there.

0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:17.280
<v Speaker 2>With cash, shows that this is this is the way

0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:21.200
<v Speaker 2>it's done. Literally watched him. I mean he took the

0:33:21.240 --> 0:33:23.680
<v Speaker 2>money from her, like you know, there was no hey,

0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:27.240
<v Speaker 2>had no qualms about it. Took the money, literally looked

0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 2>at it, flipped it over, put in his pocket, got

0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:32.800
<v Speaker 2>on his pickup truck, drove away.

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:33.520
<v Speaker 1>And her.

0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 2>What's the problem, what's the problem, like, guys, Literally at

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:42.600
<v Speaker 2>that moment, she started walking back the door he left,

0:33:42.640 --> 0:33:45.480
<v Speaker 2>made the right endo boom out of there, jump right

0:33:45.520 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 2>back into the golf cart. Other direction?

0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:51.760
<v Speaker 1>Did she driven? Okay, how exhausting is it having a

0:33:51.880 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 1>kid that's involved in so many activities.

0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:58.080
<v Speaker 2>I'd be a multi multi millionaire at this point had

0:33:58.080 --> 0:34:00.400
<v Speaker 2>I not sacrificed all the time that I took with

0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:02.960
<v Speaker 2>that kid. All right, so it's all say.

0:34:02.920 --> 0:34:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, your daughter's graduating soon too. She's a hockey product.

0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:08.120
<v Speaker 2>Yea, yeah, we can't she's a hockey prodigty.

0:34:08.360 --> 0:34:10.520
<v Speaker 1>That is probably the most expensive sport.

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:13.759
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Like I said, there's so much stuff, would

0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:15.080
<v Speaker 2>be a Malta Malta.

0:34:15.520 --> 0:34:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I remember as a kid in Saint Louis, my dad

0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:19.960
<v Speaker 1>loved the Blues, love the Saint Louis Blues so much,

0:34:20.040 --> 0:34:21.279
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I was like, should I get

0:34:21.320 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 1>into hockey? Baby? And he's like, you don't want to.

0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 1>They basically said you don't want to get into hockey

0:34:25.760 --> 0:34:28.239
<v Speaker 1>because they were because they knew how expensive it was,

0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:29.680
<v Speaker 1>and they just didn't want me to play.

0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:32.040
<v Speaker 2>Every sing I did with my kid from the age

0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:34.440
<v Speaker 2>of two years old, they said, she's got to do it.

0:34:34.560 --> 0:34:36.840
<v Speaker 2>I took her to I got pictures of her running

0:34:37.360 --> 0:34:39.480
<v Speaker 2>five years old medals for running. I took her to

0:34:39.560 --> 0:34:43.600
<v Speaker 2>swim class Lenny Krazelberg swim class. She was already completed

0:34:43.600 --> 0:34:47.360
<v Speaker 2>the whole program by seven. I took her to the

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 2>gymnastics place over and Agora Hills over there, right, the

0:34:50.719 --> 0:34:54.040
<v Speaker 2>lady comes up through Russia. You must train your daughter

0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 2>with us every day. I'm like, what she's gonna be

0:34:56.800 --> 0:34:59.800
<v Speaker 2>the Olympia. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, Literally everything

0:34:59.840 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 2>that kid could touch she could do.

0:35:02.120 --> 0:35:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So it's a hockey prodigy. She's not interested in

0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:07.879
<v Speaker 1>playing college or beyond. Is that because nobody cares about

0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:09.600
<v Speaker 1>hockey outside Canada and the Northeast.

0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:14.600
<v Speaker 2>No, it's because obviously, what future does a woman have

0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:18.719
<v Speaker 2>playing hockey? And even if it gets you into a school,

0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:22.960
<v Speaker 2>the school is so determined to win that you're training

0:35:23.080 --> 0:35:26.200
<v Speaker 2>on the ie, you spending two hours a day in class.

0:35:26.560 --> 0:35:29.280
<v Speaker 2>My kid happens to also be a you know, a singer,

0:35:29.320 --> 0:35:29.839
<v Speaker 2>and she's a.

0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:33.920
<v Speaker 1>Singer, a capting of her debate team. That brings me

0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:37.319
<v Speaker 1>to this. Go ahead, why doesn't she just not go

0:35:37.400 --> 0:35:40.480
<v Speaker 1>to college and go straight to Disney on ice singing

0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:43.280
<v Speaker 1>and ice skating? Boom, I solved all your problems.

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:44.680
<v Speaker 2>From your lips to God's ears.

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Everybody's on the show gets gifts. I just got to.

0:35:48.480 --> 0:35:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I just find stuff around my house and I give

0:35:50.000 --> 0:35:52.640
<v Speaker 1>it to you. You ever get splinters working on decks?

0:35:55.360 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:35:55.840 --> 0:36:00.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. My wife has drawing salve and I'm like what

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:04.640
<v Speaker 1>she is, like, who uses drawings? She goes, oh, it's

0:36:04.680 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 1>good for you for and I'm like, and it leaves

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 1>this like black tar stuff on you. I'm like, I go,

0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't ever, this is I've never heard of drawing

0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:16.320
<v Speaker 1>salve until I met my wife, and then she's always

0:36:16.360 --> 0:36:18.960
<v Speaker 1>got a tube of it. And I'm like, I'm not

0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:21.320
<v Speaker 1>putting this stuff on our kids. I don't even notice.

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:24.000
<v Speaker 1>For anyway, I'm gonna give you some drawing salve. O. Hey,

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I will also give you all of her these because

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:31.520
<v Speaker 1>of your back, all of these hot packs and cold packs.

0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I got a bunch of hot and cold packs for

0:36:34.719 --> 0:36:38.000
<v Speaker 1>you to break open for your back. I need you.

0:36:38.000 --> 0:36:39.960
<v Speaker 1>You know, you stick when you're driving. You keep these

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:41.879
<v Speaker 1>in your car. You pop one, you stick on your back.

0:36:41.880 --> 0:36:44.719
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna make you feel good. You don't do it now.

0:36:44.960 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 2>I can't.

0:36:45.640 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>No, I have extra. Uh, I have extra doormats. I

0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:51.759
<v Speaker 1>figure you, of all people, need some extra. These are

0:36:51.760 --> 0:36:53.919
<v Speaker 1>brand new, never been used. These are good. I don't

0:36:54.080 --> 0:36:57.279
<v Speaker 1>know what this. What is this? Chili witch? Send me

0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:59.600
<v Speaker 1>more of these, Chiliwitch. I like these that you bring

0:36:59.640 --> 0:37:02.760
<v Speaker 1>these to the next time you have some hoity toity. Uh, person,

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:05.319
<v Speaker 1>say I bring my own match to my gig. This

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:07.799
<v Speaker 1>is so you don't walk on people's deck. I don't

0:37:07.800 --> 0:37:11.359
<v Speaker 1>know why I have these stilts, okay, but I think

0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:16.759
<v Speaker 1>you need a pair of stills to walk around These

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:19.160
<v Speaker 1>are nice. They're they're retractable, so we'll get them to

0:37:19.040 --> 0:37:19.719
<v Speaker 1>your height.

0:37:19.960 --> 0:37:22.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to send you a photo of me on

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:25.439
<v Speaker 2>the deck. No, no, no, no.

0:37:25.360 --> 0:37:27.640
<v Speaker 1>That'd be nice. You give those away or do whatever

0:37:27.640 --> 0:37:27.879
<v Speaker 1>you want.

0:37:27.960 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Definitely a functional gift. I think that nice. Functional well,

0:37:35.800 --> 0:37:38.280
<v Speaker 2>you know, look, I appreciate it.

0:37:38.440 --> 0:37:41.400
<v Speaker 1>The warranty on No, no, those things are from Amazon.

0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:44.879
<v Speaker 1>They have to be quality. Eric, get these floor mets

0:37:44.920 --> 0:37:47.600
<v Speaker 1>in the fort, the drawing soult on the floor.

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 2>It's just like Christmas. There is more than I got,

0:37:50.040 --> 0:37:50.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, well.

0:37:50.880 --> 0:37:52.760
<v Speaker 1>But you're gonna love it. You got this good stuff here.

0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:55.520
<v Speaker 1>You've been doing this line of work for over three decades.

0:37:55.719 --> 0:38:00.600
<v Speaker 1>In that time, have you experienced deck building becoming increasingly complex?

0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:04.280
<v Speaker 2>That is the most boring question, asked Breddy.

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I won't ask you you ever fuck with any of

0:38:06.040 --> 0:38:08.640
<v Speaker 1>those composite materials or fastating a fuck?

0:38:08.719 --> 0:38:09.960
<v Speaker 2>They need your customers.

0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever had a second any of your customers?

0:38:12.560 --> 0:38:15.240
<v Speaker 1>That's a good have you.

0:38:15.280 --> 0:38:16.600
<v Speaker 2>You want to get into it a little bit?

0:38:16.760 --> 0:38:19.719
<v Speaker 1>No, unless you want to tell me do I know

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:23.240
<v Speaker 1>them then my neighborhood. I built my wife's deck before

0:38:23.280 --> 0:38:25.960
<v Speaker 1>she was your wife. No, that's not true.

0:38:27.160 --> 0:38:28.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to find I have a couple of

0:38:28.840 --> 0:38:29.719
<v Speaker 2>questions for you.

0:38:29.840 --> 0:38:32.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh Jesus will take you ten hours to figure out

0:38:32.280 --> 0:38:33.360
<v Speaker 1>how to use your own phone.

0:38:33.440 --> 0:38:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Yeah, I'm a little inept. No, no, continue,

0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:42.799
<v Speaker 2>please continue with your line of questioning. Something I lose.

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:46.160
<v Speaker 1>My is Justin's the biggest deck in Malibu? Yes or

0:38:46.200 --> 0:38:47.040
<v Speaker 1>no ah.

0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:52.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty convinced I'm building a larger deck than he

0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:55.520
<v Speaker 2>has now. But I'll tell you what. Let's let him

0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:58.879
<v Speaker 2>live with that, because you know he's he's got such

0:38:58.920 --> 0:39:01.879
<v Speaker 2>little little in the life. He should.

0:39:04.239 --> 0:39:06.719
<v Speaker 1>Make sure that stays in the show. That's too fun.

0:39:06.920 --> 0:39:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Justin. I'm sorry, man, I love you, and forgive me

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:12.040
<v Speaker 2>for not recognizing you a Trancis Market. I kind of

0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:15.160
<v Speaker 2>knew it was you. You're driving that Bronco, that retro.

0:39:15.440 --> 0:39:15.680
<v Speaker 2>It's not.

0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Blazer, he mocks me, because I have a retro bron

0:39:20.320 --> 0:39:20.719
<v Speaker 1>You got.

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:21.360
<v Speaker 2>The retro Bronco.

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:24.480
<v Speaker 1>You know you think you can build a dock, of course,

0:39:24.800 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the night. One night, in the

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:29.239
<v Speaker 1>middle of the night, I got to do it illegally.

0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:32.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I did in Malibu Lake. But uh uh,

0:39:32.719 --> 0:39:34.359
<v Speaker 2>you know what, we can try and pull that off.

0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:36.919
<v Speaker 2>Why not. Yeah, ship, I'll bring a crew over there.

0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:37.520
<v Speaker 3>A crew.

0:39:37.640 --> 0:39:40.240
<v Speaker 2>You got too many people going to keep that quiet?

0:39:40.360 --> 0:39:42.080
<v Speaker 1>No, no, you gotta you gotta knock it out in

0:39:42.120 --> 0:39:43.839
<v Speaker 1>the winter, in the middle of the night. You get

0:39:43.840 --> 0:39:44.440
<v Speaker 1>a long night.

0:39:44.520 --> 0:39:45.319
<v Speaker 2>That sounds like fun.

0:39:45.360 --> 0:39:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Though, Are you playing? Are you playing candy Crush over

0:39:47.480 --> 0:39:48.359
<v Speaker 1>there with the No?

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:51.239
<v Speaker 2>I just fucking can't, I swear to God. Oh there

0:39:51.239 --> 0:39:53.600
<v Speaker 2>it is Frederick Carrion. Thank you. All right, let me

0:39:53.640 --> 0:39:55.680
<v Speaker 2>see if there's something here that i'd like to talk

0:39:55.719 --> 0:39:58.480
<v Speaker 2>to Daniel about. Oh my god, going on, I got

0:39:58.520 --> 0:39:59.799
<v Speaker 2>a whole bunch of time. Here we go.

0:40:01.320 --> 0:40:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Freddy's gonna interview me now.

0:40:03.840 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 2>So you say you like chewy cookies. You know what

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:11.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't like chewy? I make cookies. I mean it's

0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:14.200
<v Speaker 2>all right, Peter's gonna get some. If you're lucky enough,

0:40:14.239 --> 0:40:17.239
<v Speaker 2>you'll get some. You'll probably complain that they're not chewy.

0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Let's say crunchy.

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:23.880
<v Speaker 2>No, they're a it's a cranberry chocolate chip. But the

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:27.279
<v Speaker 2>cranberry's a little creanberry with the chocolate chip and the walnut.

0:40:27.440 --> 0:40:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck off, I don't want any of it.

0:40:28.960 --> 0:40:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Go my cranberry chocolate chip walnut cookie. Very special. You

0:40:33.719 --> 0:40:37.520
<v Speaker 2>love it. Did you ever take that Porsche driving course

0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:41.319
<v Speaker 2>down off the four or five waste of time? You

0:40:41.360 --> 0:40:43.800
<v Speaker 2>want to have fun? You go to Fontana and you

0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:46.440
<v Speaker 2>get in one of those literally they got the NASCAR

0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:50.960
<v Speaker 2>cars on a half mile track. Crazy again for that experience.

0:40:51.200 --> 0:40:54.279
<v Speaker 2>I just could you know. Sometimes I'm listening to you know,

0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:55.920
<v Speaker 2>some of your guests make me nuts.

0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 1>You're listening to my podcast and then you're taking it's taking. No,

0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:03.279
<v Speaker 1>tell me, this is what I will in this particular moment.

0:41:03.040 --> 0:41:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Eddie, you weren't at the Heart concert last week, were you?

0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:41:07.160 --> 0:41:10.080
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't. Okay, and then I swear I saw somebody

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:11.640
<v Speaker 2>that looked just like Eddie.

0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Did you have a crown on?

0:41:13.680 --> 0:41:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Well? That's he had a hat on, and I was

0:41:16.080 --> 0:41:17.480
<v Speaker 2>trying to get him to take it off to see

0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:20.000
<v Speaker 2>if he had a crown underneath it. Nothing there?

0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:21.919
<v Speaker 1>All right?

0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:23.520
<v Speaker 2>No, okay, I think I.

0:41:23.480 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Mean again, I think I think we hit all the.

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got, I got, I got you put your

0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:30.279
<v Speaker 2>phone out, I got one more question. I'm looking for

0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:33.640
<v Speaker 2>a hold on a second. Oh, I have a tash impersonation.

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll get the phone off my desk.

0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:38.600
<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, if I had my glasses, it

0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:45.880
<v Speaker 2>would be something like this. Ah, that's it. When he

0:41:46.000 --> 0:41:51.279
<v Speaker 2>like this, Kidy goes out a waste of time.

0:41:51.920 --> 0:41:59.080
<v Speaker 1>You guys, you're the best. Thank you for helping Pasha.

0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I want to thank Freddy for being on the show.

0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:06.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be honest with you. Freddie might be one

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:10.479
<v Speaker 1>of my favorite guests. I mean, complete maniac. I also

0:42:10.560 --> 0:42:12.640
<v Speaker 1>need him to come back to my house right now now.

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:15.400
<v Speaker 1>Am I looking for a deal. No, Freddie's got a

0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:20.040
<v Speaker 1>family to support. I respect that charges me an honest rate,

0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:24.800
<v Speaker 1>But I would like my deck cleaned. Did you hear this, Carl,

0:42:25.239 --> 0:42:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Freddie already used the stilts that we gave him. I

0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:32.600
<v Speaker 1>thought there's no way in hell that that man was

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:36.239
<v Speaker 1>gonna get on those stilts without dying. Sure shit, he

0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:39.040
<v Speaker 1>did it. That's great on a brand new deck too.

0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Wow a madman. All right, we got some plugs tossshowstore

0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:48.560
<v Speaker 1>dot com. Get your sweet merch. You hat Eddie's tour?

0:42:48.600 --> 0:42:50.719
<v Speaker 1>You got my tour? Where am I going? I'm going

0:42:50.760 --> 0:42:54.080
<v Speaker 1>to Vegas. I'm doing the Midwest in June, and then

0:42:54.440 --> 0:42:59.400
<v Speaker 1>we've got new dates being announced where San Francisco, the

0:42:59.480 --> 0:43:04.919
<v Speaker 1>Bay Air, Central California you know the Monterey the big

0:43:04.920 --> 0:43:08.399
<v Speaker 1>little lies areas, that Carmel. What else is in there?

0:43:08.920 --> 0:43:13.440
<v Speaker 1>San San Santa Cruz. That's fun. I love doing a

0:43:13.440 --> 0:43:17.840
<v Speaker 1>show in Santa Cruz. What a cute town. Now you're asleep.

0:43:18.000 --> 0:43:23.919
<v Speaker 1>Let's do the free plug. Hit the music that'll wake

0:43:23.960 --> 0:43:32.279
<v Speaker 1>you up and the sweet sounds of the cello. I

0:43:32.400 --> 0:43:36.120
<v Speaker 1>love a cello too. My mom played the cello. I

0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 1>don't know if that's true. Did she play the cello?

0:43:39.200 --> 0:43:40.000
<v Speaker 1>She played the clarinet.

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Very different, yeah different.

0:43:43.480 --> 0:43:47.480
<v Speaker 1>She didn't play the cello. She played the clarinet. Now

0:43:47.520 --> 0:43:48.240
<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask.

0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:50.040
<v Speaker 3>Her, love it?

0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:56.360
<v Speaker 1>What did she play? Hey, Margot, what instrument did you

0:43:56.400 --> 0:43:57.239
<v Speaker 1>play growing up?

0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:02.720
<v Speaker 2>Piano? Trumpet, french horn?

0:44:03.840 --> 0:44:07.120
<v Speaker 1>French horn for the last six years, you.

0:44:07.040 --> 0:44:08.840
<v Speaker 2>Know, from junior high to high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, that's what you Never played the cello,

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<v Speaker 1>never played. What about the clarinet?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Carol played the clarinet. My two sisters did that.

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<v Speaker 3>I never did.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all. That's all. I'll talk to you later, Bye bye.

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<v Speaker 1>French horn. I didn't see the french horn. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see that coming. All right, let's do this free

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<v Speaker 1>plug as free plug is for a couple of witches

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<v Speaker 1>who run the Green Witch Apothecary located in New Brunsville,

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<v Speaker 1>New Brunel News, New Bronfels, Texas, New Bronfles, Texas Apothecary,

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<v Speaker 1>The Green Witch. Huh, I mean that's who should run

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<v Speaker 1>an apothecary. Witches. They specialized an artisan made herbalist, formulated

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<v Speaker 1>or organic skin care products. What is it? Medicinal salves,

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<v Speaker 1>herbal teas and remedies, always in small batches and brews.

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<v Speaker 1>You leave a batter view online, they'll cast a spell,

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<v Speaker 1>making you grow a tail. It seems awful. They are

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<v Speaker 1>they They're not. They can't use their powers like that,

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<v Speaker 1>can they? They're just business women. Oh, Eddie here gets

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<v Speaker 1>his beard oil from them or beard balm? Whatever? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you just looking to get free beer beard balm out

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<v Speaker 1>of this?

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<v Speaker 2>It stuff lasts a long time. I have to be.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be a weird long Yeah. What a what a

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<v Speaker 1>great way to save twelve bucks, Eddie making me plug

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<v Speaker 1>this goddamn witch business. Look ayeah, the beer bomb run

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<v Speaker 1>up to sixteen dollars. The oil sixteen dollars. You get

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<v Speaker 1>the oil or the the whatever the ball?

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<v Speaker 2>I get both?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Oh get Okay, that's some money, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, oils for the skin bombs.

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<v Speaker 1>The beer, all right. They have anti aging creams, wellness tonics.

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<v Speaker 1>They're witches. They probably can whip up anything if you

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<v Speaker 1>ask him. Free shipping with orders over one hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>oly ship. That's you gotta really spend to get some

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<v Speaker 1>free shipping.

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<v Speaker 2>Good deal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not a good that's a bad deal. Or or

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<v Speaker 1>you can if you live near New Bromfields, you can

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<v Speaker 1>pick up your order from their front porch or one

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<v Speaker 1>of their area market events they attend each weekend in

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<v Speaker 1>the Texas hill Country. But where's the Texas Hill Country?

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<v Speaker 3>Everything north of Austin.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is near Austin. Oh, this is This is

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<v Speaker 1>nothing but hipster heaven here. All right. Well, head on

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<v Speaker 1>over to Greenwich Apothecary dot com. That's good that they

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<v Speaker 1>got that. See you next week.