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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pin your verty yo, so I can see you.

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Speaker 2: I'll do the same, do the same for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay your veratyo.

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Speaker 2: So see, this has to be a part of it.

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Speaker 2: Why like that in your video song.

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Speaker 1: So to see you? Okay, I'm gonna start now, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Jordan's I think.

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Speaker 2: We already have started.

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Speaker 1: We need a bigger, more formal.

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Speaker 2: Why they need a formal, bigger I mean they were

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Speaker 2: like people listen to me formerly, Sir David Attenborough was listening, bitch.

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Speaker 1: It's not rig I'm not trying to marry my seven daughters.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to have people listen and like, all right,

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Speaker 1: here we go.

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Speaker 3: All right, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Everybody? Welcome to Adulting. I'm your host, Michelle Byte.

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Speaker 2: And I'm Jordan Carlos, your co from GO. So good

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Speaker 2: to see you today, Michelle, So good to be bred.

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Speaker 1: Look, I love that interest so much. So form it's formal.

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Speaker 1: It's a formal podcast. Introcy, I noticed that you have

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Speaker 1: khaki shorts on today, bro, I mean a medium king

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Speaker 1: in khaki shorts. Where's the fishing trip?

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Speaker 2: What time?

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Speaker 1: What kind of sandwiches can I bring? Do you like

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Speaker 1: the smoke Matzarell. Should I cut the crust off?

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Speaker 2: Do you want a white cloth? Khaki?

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Speaker 1: They're not khaki? What are they?

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Speaker 2: She's doing it? Yes and go. They're just a nice

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Speaker 2: London short. It's like, actually it's not No, it's a chambre.

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Speaker 2: It's chambre.

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Speaker 1: Shut you chambre the fuck up.

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Speaker 2: I just you were staining momentum and everyone was like,

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Speaker 2: it's going so well, but they're actually I know, I

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Speaker 2: love it.

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Speaker 1: I love a chambre. Now are you going on a

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Speaker 1: safari trip in Brooklyn, nytime soon?

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Speaker 2: Or No? I'm not. No, I'm not hot.

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Speaker 1: It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. We've been waiting for it.

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Speaker 1: We've been waiting for it. Would you questions? We have

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Speaker 1: a really good show. We have a really great Friendolona

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Speaker 1: Blazer coming up. Okay, we'll get to it in a minute.

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Speaker 1: I have a question. So would you ever wear like

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean I haven't bought clothes in probably four

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if they should, I don't know, I might buy

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Speaker 1: you something. Now, would you ever do a tank top.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm getting there at the tank see, I know,

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Speaker 2: I know, I mean, I'm getting there. Things are going well,

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Speaker 2: working out, body snatched. So I'm like, do you I

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Speaker 2: do you want in August? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's a wop summer for Jordan Carlos everyone. That was

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Speaker 1: pretty fucking gross. And I said this is that was

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Speaker 1: the second F word. That was the second F word,

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Speaker 1: like within seconds. But it's the heat. It does stuff

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Speaker 2: You gotta have a healthy New York sweat going on,

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, definitely two or three. Sometimes I just

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Speaker 1: gonna wear? And I'm like, deodorant, bitch, Okay, that's what

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Speaker 2: Just do something Aluminum is bad. That gives you Alzheimer's.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm actually going swimming later.

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Speaker 1: Okay, black boy Joy, you bet an tell the black

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Speaker 2: going swimming today. Dad's going swimming, all right.

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Speaker 1: And when you're kids swimming, hell.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna enjoy myself. I took my kids swimming

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Speaker 1: I love this for you, and you know what, I'm

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Speaker 1: you swimming in Greece because you already enjoy stuff like

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Speaker 2: You went swimming other at your house and the waters yeah.

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Speaker 1: So we have a little ocean in the back of you.

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Speaker 1: snail on me. He's like, here you go, Mama. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: It's giving a forty days, forty nights five, he's giving

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Speaker 1: Oh Jordan, let me tell you you guys. Broken Children's

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Speaker 1: And so my Otis is very sweet and polite, and

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Speaker 2: The water part is nice, the water part where it's

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Speaker 1: But there's a water gun and there's only one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in waiting which gets.

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Speaker 2: Them ready for life in New York. You know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying. When they want that corona, that black Sea bagel,

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Speaker 2: that whatever it is, see, it really does get you ready.

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Speaker 2: Lue Collie Pizza. It's gonna be a way, you guys.

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Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about. It's always half full

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Speaker 1: with him, It's always it's always half full. You know,

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Speaker 2: Oh, New York has made me a glass half full

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Speaker 2: of acid kind of person. It's so terrible. No, you

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Speaker 2: want me to tell you what I did, which is

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Speaker 2: like I hit the bottom of the barrel last weekend.

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Speaker 2: Last weekend, my wife was in Mexico. Good for her.

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Speaker 2: Do it? Go to Mexico girl, get that brice, do you?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I was holding down the fort as I should, but

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Speaker 2: to like a little school gathering right in Prospect Park

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Speaker 2: pedal blets, jackhammer, get paddles, paddle bots. I'm like, all right,

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Speaker 2: Oh do I that's what I gotta do. You got notes?

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Speaker 2: I never shot anybody. Get the wallet back. I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: I don't give them. I don't give up.

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Speaker 1: And you know what my sons, my god, was this

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Speaker 1: Malcolm? We need to take a beat. Malcolm. He's like,

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Speaker 1: did you do what you had to do? Malcolm, No, oh, Jordans,

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Speaker 2: All of it? I was just so.

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Speaker 2: A darkened storm? Because that's my personality. But I was

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Speaker 1: You go, that's wild. Even if you are not alone

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Speaker 2: No, And you know here's the rough part. It's the

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Speaker 2: like that. In New York, you're on your own usual.

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Speaker 2: This was worse. Yes, me diving, No, putting my face

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get a tennis shot, take some vitamin D, get

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, dude, that's wild. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad

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Speaker 2: I mean yes, but like it's like forgive, but don't

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Just like, oh my god,

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Speaker 4: all right, Arianna Stark, dang.

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Speaker 1: Let me not piss you off. I didn't know you

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Speaker 2: I'm a scrappy little dude.

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Speaker 2: Also, where's the net? Where's the net? New York?

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Speaker 1: You know, like, yeah, there should be a net.

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Speaker 2: Net one fucking swimming pool net.

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Speaker 1: You should be net. We went for my birthday one year.

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Speaker 1: I'm laying dang gang Joe Peshi. This one was but

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Speaker 2: Bag, right, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, I'm so glad you're gonna go swimming. You

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Speaker 2: She had a little bit case. She went down to

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Speaker 2: Mexico to meet our new niece, Keani and very cute,

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Speaker 2: She needed a gatorade in Mexico. Yeah, I gotta go

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Speaker 2: get it in Mexico. She has so much fun. I

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Speaker 2: cannot advertise this town enough. It's called sam Poncho, which

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Speaker 2: You get the surf fiando going. So she just got

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Speaker 2: She can surf. Yeah, she's a good surfer. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She could do it all day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pass the hand twirl. It's crazy. She's like a

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Speaker 1: I like to see. I'm a double man.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, double double your excitement, no single gun, double

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I thank you so much because I have twins.

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Speaker 1: But I really enjoy seeing people enjoy themselves. Like I'm

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Speaker 1: definitely a grandma that way, where I don't need to

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Speaker 2: You can make a great grandma. Look, you're gonna make

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Speaker 2: a great great grandma'nna do I know.

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Speaker 1: I always call myself Puerto Rican grandma because honestly, UH

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Speaker 1: Stop talking about it. Go get your koochie wax, open

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Speaker 1: them legs up, put a mask on, open your legs up,

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Speaker 1: get that kuci whatever you need to do. My second,

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Speaker 2: It's like, really, bitch, Oh no, is it me? I

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Speaker 2: don't we do? We? We do?

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Speaker 1: This was fun? What a fun catch up for me

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Speaker 2: It was fun for me too. I have been walking

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I just I wish there was like

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Speaker 2: Make it so exactly right media. I want it. I want.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I am sorry, I am so sorry. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you guys. We have a very exciting show with a friend,

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Speaker 1: a boss, an activist. She is my most favorite person

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Speaker 1: and she's a broken mama, just like what I used

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Speaker 1: Now we hear Alana Laser.

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Speaker 5: Oh love it so much, Alana Michelle, and shut up.

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Speaker 6: Suela Latina. But's so catholic. I've been confirmed seven times

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Speaker 6: in Michelle's mind.

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Speaker 1: Muddy. I just feel like once you have been in

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Speaker 1: the comedy thing. We are all Puerto Rican and Dominican.

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Speaker 1: We are all in the height. It is all heightened.

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Speaker 1: We are all The west side story is US and

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Speaker 1: we are the west. No one's got a East side story.

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Speaker 2: No, oh yeah, there's no East side story because it's boring. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: On the West Side, and you're looking at Jersey. You're

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Speaker 7: wondering should I be here?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: If you had to, would you be able to swim

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Speaker 1: the Hudson from West New York to Jersey.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I's almost parted.

433
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Speaker 2: I don't know if you know what scenario would you

434
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 2: have to swim across the Hudson like that.

435
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 6: Oh, Jordan, you know the scenario one.

436
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 8: We're all.

437
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,679
Speaker 6: All day every day. If you saw the Batman you

438
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,119
Speaker 6: might know.

439
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,880
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, just some terror, some.

440
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 6: Apocalyptic, half natural half.

441
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 2: Terror, horror, some new horror.

442
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, some new horror. Yeah.

443
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 1: Is that a little Yeah, that's a little one. Isn't

444
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 1: nap time?

445
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 6: No, she's having.

446
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 7: Something this uh these past couple of days of like

447
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 7: a little haw, I'm not interested in food so much,

448
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 7: and she's normally such a good eater, so I don't

449
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,120
Speaker 7: know she's like.

450
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 6: So she's just struggling in general.

451
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 1: Oh is it teeth?

452
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,640
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, teeth is a big thing now and almost a.

453
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,199
Speaker 1: Year eleven months, yeah, oh my goodness. You know, I

454
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: remember my nanny when the kids were almost one. She

455
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:46,639
Speaker 1: would pretend to walk with them and like crawl with

456
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 1: them as if she was like walking behind them, and

457
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: she would like even make noises like I'm walking, I'm walking.

458
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't pay you enough to train

459
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 1: them to walk, ma'am. Wow, And she got Hazel walking

460
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 1: in ten months.

461
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 6: Wow.

462
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 1: She asked me, when do you want them to learn

463
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 1: how to read what in the monossory?

464
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 2: And a little is going.

465
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 1: On damn every time something like if it was drool

466
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: or whatever it was. She was their interpreter. She knew

467
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: exactly what it was. Wow, So what's baby doing now?

468
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: Chewing on lots of stuff, chewing on stuff. She's danging

469
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 1: on talks and pants with a windspoon.

470
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 6: She's so impressive. She loves like music and just bangs

471
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 6: stuff together and she's like that's an instrument. I'm like

472
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 6: it is. And she's getting there with walking. Oh my god,

473
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 6: is that incredible about your nanny?

474
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

475
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's getting there. She pulls herself up. She pivots

476
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 7: and stuffs and pivots and stuff.

477
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

478
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 6: And she's also like, you know, babbling with intention.

479
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 7: She's saying ship and it's like me the way it's

480
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 7: like dream language.

481
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 6: She's like mean by It's like whoa.

482
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,160
Speaker 1: They do that until eighteen and then it stops.

483
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 2: It dies off.

484
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: My little cousins, I'm like, was that even a sad or?

485
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 1: Are you just like scatting?

486
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 6: It's like TikTok speak. They're like, don't.

487
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: I feel like usually at that age they're making a

488
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 2: list of things that they want to grab, like in

489
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 2: their head. They you're like taking them around, They're like, Okay,

490
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 2: gonna need to grab that, pull that down, and then

491
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 2: you're reaching there, get that.

492
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love to grab stuff.

493
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 7: I'm just always like handing her stuff and then she's

494
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 7: like a.

495
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:33,439
Speaker 6: Part of the moment whatever it is. Wow, look at

496
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 6: the underside on the top side, on the side side.

497
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,479
Speaker 1: We were just talking about spending time with our kids,

498
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 1: the mishaps. It's also like taking your kids in public

499
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,919
Speaker 1: is so different because then you have to be around

500
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: other people that parent, and you don't know if they're

501
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 1: get a parent well so weird, and you have to

502
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: put up with that, and it's like there's this.

503
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 7: Thing of like no judgment, I don't judge, no judgment,

504
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 7: and it's like, of course I'm fucking judging.

505
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 6: You love to make I have.

506
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 7: To make sense of the world, you know what I mean,

507
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 7: Like we're all judging each other's parenting.

508
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: Right, yeah I am. Yeah, I just really judge myself no,

509
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 1: because it's also like what am I getting into? It's

510
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: protection because then you know, one of the times I

511
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: took the kids to a museum in Rye, New York,

512
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 1: and this kid just grabbed this tool that Hazel was playing,

513
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: right out of her hands, and the dad didn't say anything,

514
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: was on the phone and I saw Ki the husband, ooh,

515
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 1: he got hot. He started biting his lower lip. I

516
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: know that bite. And then and then he goes he

517
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: taps the guy on the shoulder. He goes, excuse me,

518
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 1: I said, what in the white male? Oh yo? I say,

519
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 1: you can't touch people, he said, but I have to

520
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: talk to him. Oh my god, like not even at

521
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,679
Speaker 1: the customer service at Target.

522
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 6: Yeah.

523
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hood spat on ice. I'll tell you, I

524
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,199
Speaker 1: dream of it one day and always like, you have

525
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: to watch your kid. And I'm like, we can't tell

526
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: parents how to parent, Like we just have to explain

527
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 1: to Hazel why this is wrong right always.

528
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 2: But my takeaway from that story is it is important

529
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 2: to pack a white person. That happened to me in

530
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 2: the Berkshires. It was like we were waiting this place

531
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 2: I was asking for. This is gonna be the worst story.

532
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: We were waiting for our table at a place called

533
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 2: the Prairie Whale. And then so my kid is like

534
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 2: playing bean bags and then this other kid like takes

535
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 2: a bean bag and like chucks it, and then my

536
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 2: kid is upset. And then I kind of like figure

537
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 2: out what's going on. I was like, what's going on here?

538
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 2: Don't do that, da, and like it's not right to

539
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 2: do that. And then the dad goes, well, you know,

540
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to work on his apologies and things

541
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 2: like that. It's like this dad saying we're gonna have

542
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 2: to work on his apologies. And then my wife took

543
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 2: all the bean belt boy and through them like just

544
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: at least twenty thirty yards and was like, how about that?

545
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 2: How about now?

546
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 9: Wow?

547
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 1: I could never That's like the great thing about having

548
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 1: a white partner because they get to do everything that

549
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: you can't.

550
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 6: I mean, that's that's.

551
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,719
Speaker 1: If we're gonna if we're gonna talk about it, If

552
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about it, do you guys tell them

553
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: like do this you know what I mean?

554
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 6: Or do they just go off?

555
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 2: Oh?

556
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Oh Jordan does like he did it in Greece.

557
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: He was just like, you go ask for that table

558
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: because you know they'll listen. They'll listen to you.

559
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 6: Yeah.

560
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 1: I don't have to tell christ He'll just go up

561
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,959
Speaker 1: and do it. Oh my god, you activated, Oh my god.

562
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: You tell them like if we're okay, let's say we're

563
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 2: like ditting ding ding ding ding upstate.

564
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 6: It's confidence.

565
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 2: If we're at the Price Chopper upstate and we're lost,

566
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, you better go out there and ask I

567
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 2: got you. Don't worry, I got your back, But get

568
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 2: asked them all right, because who knows where they're leading me?

569
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's tough. Yeah, it's tough. You know.

570
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 7: It's like when you get married, you're like sort of

571
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 7: investing in a different level of a thing.

572
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: So that's a different level of a thing, you know what.

573
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: And it's not taught in any class. Has that been

574
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: to two universities and never saw that as a class?

575
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: You know? Just this is why we love adulting because

576
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: it's just shit that no one would ever tell you.

577
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: So we were talking about parenting and public very different

578
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: because when you're on display, on display, it Craig, can.

579
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 2: I ask a question. Let's do a little water displacement,

580
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 2: y'all displace things. You're both hot celebreties out in this

581
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 2: world and you're at the playground as a word, at

582
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 2: the PG, do you have people come to you and

583
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: want to be friends with you, like parents trying to

584
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 2: be like what's up? Like, you know, like it's happening.

585
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 2: Does that happen? Yeah?

586
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. He got so excited that, like your

587
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: mic was like, I can't handle this black boy joy enthusiasm.

588
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 2: Do you want me to tell you how thirsty I

589
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: was to make playground buddies with Oscar Isaac.

590
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 6: That's a playground.

591
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 8: Oh my god, a thick, hairy loaf of playground buddy.

592
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 6: Tell me about the slice you got?

593
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: Yum me.

594
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 2: I wanted to be in Dune two with him. And

595
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 2: then well, okay, anyway, so our kids are playing and

596
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the moment, dude. You know

597
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 2: but Oscar Isaac is not paying attention to our kids

598
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 2: playing and being friends. So I like climb the same

599
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 2: big toy that the kids are on and I was like, oh, no,

600
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 2: you're that dad. You'll notice Oscar.

601
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 6: Wow, it's so funny. I get it.

602
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: This is what I love about you, guys and friends

603
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: not only in the business, but have children around the

604
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: same age. Whenever a life thing happens, your goal shift,

605
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: your life is different, something like what a huge shift

606
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: when we got the twin Bubbas where I was like, oh,

607
00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm only fucking with parents who who are good people

608
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: who get it and also, don't judge a bitch for

609
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: taking edibles and having kids and we're just having a

610
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: good time. And so I just have to talk about

611
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: the Halloween party for two point two because you guys,

612
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: you guys only child over here, and I had this

613
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: Halloween party that I love that I feel like I'm

614
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: making my own holiday.

615
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 6: Oh hell yeah.

616
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: It was so fun. It was a family themed costume

617
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: party that y'all came to. Yes, you guys, bleue it

618
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: out the water. Will you please tell us how you

619
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: dressed your family up?

620
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 2: Oh good question. Do you want to start? I wanna?

621
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 6: Yeah.

622
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 7: So I like to barely have celebrated Halloween beyond my childhood.

623
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 6: This was truly my dream, like a.

624
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 7: Day party with day drinking, day, gummies, day whatever and

625
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 7: the kiddos.

626
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 6: Was just my dream. And it was heaven. That party

627
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 6: was heaven, Michelle. I just wanted to say, So.

628
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 7: My baby was like four months old in the thick

629
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 7: of breastfeeding, so I was feeling like a real cow

630
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 7: at the time. So I dressed as a cow. I

631
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 7: dressed my baby as a cowboy and my husband as

632
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 7: a milkmaid.

633
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 2: Why you were dressed? Why she dress so good?

634
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 6: Because I was like, I'm literally am a cow right now.

635
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: It looks great. You look like a beautiful vash hollandaise.

636
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: It's a dojo cat song. Bish, I'm a cow, Yes,

637
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: that's right. I don't say meow move bish, get out

638
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: my way.

639
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 6: Yeah you did it. That would have been a great

640
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 6: song to roll into.

641
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: Ah ah next time.

642
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I think we were one hundred and

643
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,959
Speaker 2: one Dalmatians. We were pungoin party and then the kids.

644
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 2: My son was definitely that kind of misogynistic man that

645
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 2: owned the dogs who hated Corella. My daughter was Krela

646
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 2: because she loves Krella and she's like, we need to

647
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 2: look at Kerrella differently. Krella is not the villain that

648
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 2: you make her out to be. She's childless.

649
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: Oh his daughter is like aoc at the playground and

650
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: she got to wear a red lipstick, so I know

651
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: she loves the statement land Oh that was fun.

652
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,959
Speaker 6: Wow, I love that perspective.

653
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a feeling because she has no kids.

654
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, we have to look at Kruella differently. It's important

655
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 7: that we do. We got to talk about this, guys.

656
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: We need to stick up for the people that can't

657
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: stick up for themselves.

658
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 6: That's right.

659
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: I can't even remember what we were.

660
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 2: I thought it was the Wizard of Oz.

661
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,719
Speaker 1: Oh, Wizard of Oz. You're right, of Oz.

662
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right. That was mind blowingly beautiful. Oh my god,

663
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 7: your family.

664
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: It was very fun. And those are the kind of

665
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: times I want to have because I grew up going

666
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: to Caribbean parties where everybody had fun, the kids, the adults,

667
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: the teenagers. There was enough food and drink for everybody.

668
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: And that's the kind of experience I want to, you know,

669
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: give to my kids and my friends, my chosen family.

670
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 2: By the end of the night, everybody was doing like

671
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 2: the electric slide, they were doing the Chacha slide. Kids

672
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 2: were screaming for their parents to like leave, and their

673
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 2: parents are like, I don't hear you. I don't care,

674
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 2: and I don't hear you. I'm not here, free as fuck,

675
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 2: and we are dancing and romantic. It was nuts, and

676
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: I was like, we have to eventually go home because

677
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 2: my children were just like they're so routine oriented. They're

678
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 2: just like, what's happening, mom? And dad snapped their cap,

679
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 2: you know, so like it was so much fun and

680
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 2: we were about to meet like mutiny against our own children.

681
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 2: Do you remember that? I do.

682
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're definitely gonna do it again this year. But

683
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: the minute the sun went down and Bell biv Devaux

684
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: went on, Yes, it was like prom all over again.

685
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: It was real fun. I think all the kids were

686
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: just asleep on the couch watching cocomelon. There were so

687
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: many games from Candy all over the couch. I was like, whatever,

688
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: And you know, this is a very adult thing that

689
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: nobody told me that. I had to figure out. When

690
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 1: you have a party the next day, you should book

691
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: some cleaning to come through it so you're not stuck,

692
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: hung over, tired, cleaning with dirty feet.

693
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: I do that thing where I half heartedly and I

694
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 2: admit it's half hearted, but you're getting half of my

695
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: heart where I'm like, do you want me to clean

696
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 2: the thing? And then you don't mean it.

697
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: But you know what, I love that your wife is

698
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: just like Jordan get the back like, she gets it done.

699
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 1: She will clean up. She's like, I don't know where

700
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: it went, so I put it here. I'm like, it

701
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 1: looks good there.

702
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 6: She's a badass.

703
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: She's a badass.

704
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 2: She is she is. It's a terror, but I need

705
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 2: to learn how to deal with that. You know what

706
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I need to put my arms around it,

707
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 2: not my head around it. Now, if that's your rules,

708
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 2: you have those party rules, and I've learned those from you, Michelle,

709
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 2: which is an adult, brings vine preferably rose, and then

710
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 2: helps to clean up at the end.

711
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: Not all the time, not all the time. But you

712
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: can't just keep coming off and not doing nothing, you

713
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, And then I mean A

714
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: huge peppyeve of mine is when people go into like

715
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,959
Speaker 1: the fruit bowl, the shit does not even on the menu.

716
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: It's like, why are you eating up all the good

717
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: snacks for the week? You know that was not on

718
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: this plank.

719
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not a grocery store.

720
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: Like you open multiple doors to find it. And I

721
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: won't always have enough snacks for the party, So why

722
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: you gotta come for like the organic treats? But take care,

723
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: but listen, I also have to be more open minded.

724
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 7: I guess it takes so much work to make a

725
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 7: huge party for everybody, and they're going into your groceries.

726
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 7: It's I think that's a that's a I think that's

727
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 7: a healthy boundary to have.

728
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,760
Speaker 2: Wait, Elana, do you have to ask you this Alana,

729
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: I have to ask you. So you said eleven months old,

730
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 2: so your daughter's first trip around the sun is coming.

731
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 2: What you're gonna do is bounce you in your future

732
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: likes Jimberree in your future, Like what's what's you going

733
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 2: to do?

734
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 6: Oh my god, bounce you or Jimberree.

735
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 7: That's kind of about like a blow up house or

736
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,879
Speaker 7: something maybe, But we are getting.

737
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 6: A house out east and having the grandparents out, like

738
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 6: when Michelle talks about like having a big.

739
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 7: Caribbean party as a child and everybody's like dancing, like

740
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 7: we did not have that. We had like quiet Jewish

741
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,439
Speaker 7: holidays that you know, I don't know ended you could

742
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 7: hear spoons on plates, you know what I mean. That's

743
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,439
Speaker 7: like the kind of parties we had. So that's why

744
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 7: I go to that party and I'm like, oh my

745
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 7: a day party and I'm losing my mind. And I

746
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 7: also honestly ideal for me because I'm like six o'clock.

747
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 6: With my.

748
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 2: Oh big time.

749
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 7: Our only plan is just to be at this house

750
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 7: with the grandparents.

751
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 6: I should let her have cake, is that right?

752
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 2: Yes?

753
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: Sure, yes, Marie Antoinette, absolutely.

754
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, maybe all of it, don't the bouncy house,

755
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 7: like to crawl on a bouncy house. It doesn't it

756
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 7: doesn't make sense yet, but that's all I will do.

757
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: I think, Oh, I love that, and also like celebrate

758
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: you guys, we were just saying before as well, you

759
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: got to give your partner a time out. I mean

760
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: partners need to chill, right, not just even parents. It's

761
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: just like the day to day, you know, crawling out

762
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 1: of a quarantine. Like we need to give each other

763
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: to And I think we're all workaholics here and we

764
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: love work. It feeds my soul. But you know what

765
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: feeds my soul to a spot.

766
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 6: Yes, I was just gonna say, a massage. That's the thing.

767
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 7: If I can get the massage in, if I could

768
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 7: do it weekly, I'm like, such a better person.

769
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,760
Speaker 2: You do a massage weekly?

770
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 6: No, but that's what I go for.

771
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 7: And if I get it even a few weeks in

772
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 7: a row, I'm like, this is what I do when

773
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 7: I do.

774
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 2: This this scene.

775
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 6: You know, it's like if I could get into a.

776
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 7: Little routine rather than once a quarter or some.

777
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 2: Trip, I feel you I need to stop being like

778
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 2: I need to call it like a curated moment for

779
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,919
Speaker 2: myself because I have a lot of like Christian guilt,

780
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 2: and I'll be like, oh, I'm being selfish, Like for instance,

781
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 2: I know, like this morning I went to the park

782
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 2: and there were some awful people there, some people that

783
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 2: I've already talked to before, and I just don't like

784
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 2: talking to them. So I was like, you know what,

785
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 2: Buddy Be and my dog, We're gonna got to the

786
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 2: pier instead. We're just gonna do this because usually, And

787
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 2: then I felt guilt. I was like, man, you know,

788
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 2: who knows? Who knows when you'll see those people again?

789
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 2: I was like, what is the matter with me? But

790
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 2: I feel like who cares?

791
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 6: You?

792
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: Hope no cares? Your Yeah, who cares.

793
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 7: If they honestly if they suddenly left? Have we even

794
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 7: remember and think of those people you don't like.

795
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: I know these are people I don't like, and I

796
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: have to pretend. I can't believe you still have hair

797
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: in your head. I know, I can't believe you worried

798
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: that much and still have a full head of hair.

799
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: Thank god you have dimples, because I would feel like

800
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: you're worried all the time.

801
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 6: So what did you do?

802
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 2: I went out to this beautiful pier that like you

803
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 2: have a great view of Manhattan and just like, look

804
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 2: at you, you glittering tim dress, and I went, yeah, yeah,

805
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 2: oh you didn't talk to them.

806
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 6: I was like, if you talk to them, Jordan's I'm

807
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 6: gonna I don't know what, do something to change change

808
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 6: your ways. But that's good. You just thought it. Yeah,

809
00:38:59,320 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 6: I just thought it.

810
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: It's funny being selfish. We think of it as a

811
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: bad thing, right because we know a lot of cunts

812
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: and people who are cunty, and people who always want

813
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: to monopolize the conversation or your time or even micro

814
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: dose your personality, whatever the fun, whatever the fuck people

815
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: are doing. But I really have to start thinking of

816
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: being selfish as like is it self preservation? Is that

817
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: where I'm going? I just blacked out, Like I need help,

818
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: I need to take where's my tambourine? Like I need

819
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: to take care of myself because a lot of times,

820
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: you know, between work, marriage, and twins, not necessarily in

821
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 1: that order, my feet are always black. I feel like

822
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 1: that chef at the end of any top chef, you know,

823
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: moment where they're just running around the kitchen like get

824
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: out of the point, like that's you know, I'm just

825
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: like the nugget try that.

826
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 7: You know, self preservation is not selfish for everyone, but

827
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,879
Speaker 7: if that's your level because you give so much, then

828
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 7: that's like a good recontextualizing.

829
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 2: To aim for. Okay, final kiss y'all for me, which

830
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 2: is this so after party, so good, so funny, loving it.

831
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 2: Love that you're on there with my homegirl, Genevieve as

832
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 2: well Geneviev Vanilson. Yes, I hooked her up with their

833
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 2: boyfriend Matchmaker. Matchmaker, make me a match, not a big deal.

834
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: Just wondering, Oh god, you like mom.

835
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,280
Speaker 2: And plotting out here. I'm just wondering, Okay, Like what

836
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 2: was it like to be a first time parent and

837
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,760
Speaker 2: work on a major project because before that you'd done

838
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 2: Broad City when hadn't been parental.

839
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 7: I was pregnant, I wasn't a parent, wow, and it

840
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 7: was insane.

841
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 6: I was like, hey, hello.

842
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 7: I felt like I was like the moon Man, the

843
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 7: MTV Mean Man or whatever and everybody else on earth.

844
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 6: I was like in a different.

845
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 2: Like air it plays so well, but.

846
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 7: I was bopping around and also I was vomiting all

847
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 7: day talking about my running to the bathroom. I was like, hey, guys,

848
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 7: a little it was like and also like it's such

849
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 7: a weird thing, that type of nausea where I'm like,

850
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 7: do I hate to take cure this?

851
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 6: It was so bizarre. So I was like it was

852
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 6: almost like I had a ghost no one could see,

853
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 6: you know what I mean, where I was.

854
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 7: Like talking and I was I was talking to my

855
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 7: baby and my be was like you and it was

856
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 7: pregnant and it was pre vaccine during COVID. So I

857
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 7: was kind of losing my mind in a personal show.

858
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 6: But in the professional way it was so much fun.

859
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 6: And that was another thing. It was volatile because like

860
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 6: I was like so sensitive and vulnerable in the personal way,

861
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 6: but professionally it was so funny and fun.

862
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 7: And that cast is saying Jennevie was so talented, but

863
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 7: something was incredible.

864
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 6: Chow Tiffany.

865
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,240
Speaker 3: How is Tiffany's.

866
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 6: Universe in a room?

867
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: You know she's a black uniforn Yeah, yeah, Ike, his

868
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: name is Michael.

869
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 6: It's so funny. It was fucking funny, but it was wild.

870
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 6: I always think of.

871
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 7: Michelle like, uh shooting, And because the twins thing is

872
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 7: just like still mind blowing, I'm like it's like by

873
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 7: the time they're like ten, you'll be like, yeah, yeah,

874
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 7: I have on wins, but I'm like, it's so like

875
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 7: amazing and miraculous and insane.

876
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 8: So I don't know how you do it.

877
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 6: And with like things coming up that I'm shooting, I'm like, oh,

878
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 6: does everyone just hurt all day? Do mothers hurt all day?

879
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: Do some people not?

880
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 6: And they're like, I like kind of envy them and

881
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 6: they're like thank.

882
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 7: God, oh my god, stupid family whatever, But yeah, does.

883
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 6: It just it just hurts all day?

884
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: Kind of It's like this weird thing where I feel

885
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 1: guilty if I'm not with them, and when I'm with them,

886
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got shit to do. Yeah, So like

887
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: being pred in whatever moment I'm in is like reminding

888
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: myself to work out and drink water. Like I was like, okay,

889
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: just this is just what life is. Like, You're gonna

890
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: have to wait in long lines, you're gonna be stuck

891
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 1: in traffic, you have to remind yourself like you know,

892
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: like that's just totally yeah, that's just what life is.

893
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 1: But God, we are so mother fucking fortunate that we can.

894
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 2: Just do it now.

895
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 6: I know it's wild, you know, to.

896
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 8: Be a mom. Now I'm like thank you and not

897
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 8: like the I think of like confusion of the eighties

898
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 8: and the suburbs and my mom and oh my god,

899
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 8: like to.

900
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 7: Be able to step outside and just see people and

901
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 7: they'll be so isolated it's like oo and then all yeah,

902
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 7: and comedy.

903
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 6: Like we get to do not just work, but comedy.

904
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 6: It's it's really yes, beyond it's beyond.

905
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 2: Right. You also get to go out at night, which

906
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: is something a lot of people don't get to do,

907
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 2: ask for.

908
00:43:54,200 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: I know, it really is wild, wild, and there's still

909
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: so much work we still have to do, you know,

910
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: but it's just so much better than it was even

911
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: just twenty five short years ago. Speaking of work we

912
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: have to do. Just kidding, We're going to keep you

913
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: a little bit longer for ten more minutes and answer

914
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 1: some questions from the audience.

915
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:13,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay.

916
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 6: I'm enjoying the hell out of this.

917
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 2: We want you to get to pop Patrol. We want

918
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 2: you to do it all.

919
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: Yes, we're gonna get to Cocoa melan. But we do

920
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: have some questions that people have asked us, and we

921
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: love to get your mother the fucking take first question,

922
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: how do I break up with a friend? I've tried

923
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: texting less declining hangouts. But it's been a few months

924
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: and the text keep coming.

925
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 2: Did you write this question about me? Michelle?

926
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,959
Speaker 1: Stop? No, this is interesting. This is the first question

927
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:53,479
Speaker 1: in here. Okay, we legit get this question all the time,

928
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, it's hard because you do grow apart.

929
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: You do grow apart.

930
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 7: The thing I had like a friend breakup that was

931
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 7: super clear because I think it was the beginning of

932
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 7: COVID and they were and like everybody's truth was coming

933
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 7: to a head, and they like reached out to me

934
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 7: and was like, I feel like we're not as close

935
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 7: as we used to be, and they were more pursuance

936
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 7: of our friendship enough. I was less, and I was,

937
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 7: I guess in my own COVID truth. I was like

938
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 7: straight up where I was like, yeah, I don't feel

939
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 7: I feel like we've grown apart, and that makes sense

940
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 7: because of how life has unfolded, and.

941
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 6: That's okay with me. And it was hurtful because it's

942
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 6: like I don't want to.

943
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 7: Put the same effort into this that you do, right,

944
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 7: But I also don't want to pretend to you that

945
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 7: I find that like more disrespectful, you know.

946
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, yeah, maybe.

947
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 7: But I understand why people do it, because it's like

948
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 7: it feels hard and yeah, maybe easier, although I like,

949
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 7: is it because you're like it's every single time both

950
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 7: people kind of know also, but I don't know. I

951
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 7: wouldn't have instigated that unless somebody asked me. I would say, probably,

952
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 7: I mean, this is so shitty, like okay, maybe it's

953
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 7: more like act the way that you actually feel authentically,

954
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 7: which is if not responding is.

955
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 6: If you're like I can't respond to this, then don't

956
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 6: and then if they want to talk about it, be honest.

957
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 4: Right.

958
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm on the struggle bus with this one because sometimes

959
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: it's very easy and clear cut, even if we're not

960
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: on the same page, and other times it feels wild

961
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: like I have my own version of this truth and

962
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: then you have your own version and we can't even

963
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: meet in the middle. So, you know, I've tried to

964
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: break up with people and they're like, well, why would

965
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: you do that? What do you mean? I don't see

966
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 1: that it's And the answer is, I don't know. Maybe

967
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: you can like write us back and give us more info,

968
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: you know.

969
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say one thing, which is you need

970
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 2: to first establish whether or not like and say to

971
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 2: yourself and it's okay to become cite specific friends. Your

972
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 2: friendship goes from like checking in on that person all

973
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,479
Speaker 2: the time to if you see them, you cannot wait

974
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 2: to like learn catch up, see how they're doing. You're

975
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 2: a fan of theirs. But life moves on, you know,

976
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 2: And we have site specific friends all the time in

977
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 2: this industry.

978
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 1: M hmm.

979
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 2: The hair and makeup people that we love, right, the

980
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 2: people different does.

981
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 6: Work if they're asking for like real friendship.

982
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 7: It's just like, why can't we treat friendship like we

983
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 7: do romantic relationships, which we do in so many other ways.

984
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 7: And it's like, sometimes you break up and then yes,

985
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 7: you do check in on someone later when it's nothing.

986
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 7: Also sometimes you get back together with somebody, but like, yeah, guys,

987
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 7: we're getting.

988
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 6: This question all the time. That's pretty interesting all the time.

989
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 7: I think that's an interesting area for conversation is just

990
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 7: break up. And it sucks when you break up with someone,

991
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 7: you feel like an asshole. But it's also like doesn't

992
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 7: make sense to go on and pretend that you're in love.

993
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just turring it along. Sometimes I just have

994
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: like a big old party once a year where I

995
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: get to just invite everybody, even the peripheral circle, and

996
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: be like, Hi, nice to see you this one time,

997
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: and goodbye. You know what I mean, because because it's

998
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: not like I'm mad at you, it's just that we

999
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: don't like I still want the best for you, but

1000
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: like we don't have anything in common anymore. Okay, let's

1001
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: go on to another question, because I feel like we're

1002
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 1: never going to figure that out. But I do appreciate

1003
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: you guys asking us. Ooh, this is a good question.

1004
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: When is the right time to argue and when's the

1005
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: right time to let it go? You guys, these are

1006
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: some deep relationship COVID questions. I feel like, damn, oh my.

1007
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 7: Gosh, I guess I mean, this is so an infuriating answer.

1008
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,320
Speaker 7: But it depends, doesn't It depend?

1009
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: It does, and it's not just an adult diaper.

1010
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 2: Bottling up makes it worse, right, Bottling up makes it

1011
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 2: worse than you're trying to be two different people. Just

1012
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 2: make it messy. Say what you're gonna say, like a

1013
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 2: cosmic fart, better out than end, and the person will

1014
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 2: get over it. I am a classic avaiter. I do

1015
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 2: not like to argue.

1016
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: Michelle will tell you I know it's so annoying. I'm

1017
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: not even trying to argue. I'm just trying to have

1018
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: a conversation.

1019
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 2: If I were on trial, I would plead no contest.

1020
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 2: Even if like the person had done harm to me.

1021
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I plead no contest.

1022
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, child, I don't to be honest for

1023
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: me when i go into not even an argument, but

1024
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: knowing that I'm gonna like lay my feelings out, especially

1025
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: if it was like one specific thing that has happened

1026
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: or multiple things, I make a list of pros and cons,

1027
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: like this is what I love about you, this is

1028
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: why this made me feel like I have to make

1029
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 1: a listen. I can remember it because I forget. Also,

1030
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: the right time to argue, okay, that is you know

1031
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: the time it's not on your way to something, and

1032
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 1: you know it's not in public. It's when you guys

1033
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: are at home, when you have private space to maybe

1034
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: raise your voice if you got to, definitely not in

1035
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: front of kids, that's my thing or family members. You

1036
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 1: better suck your own dick. The good time to let

1037
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 1: it go is that you know, if you are arguing

1038
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: in circle.

1039
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 2: You better suck your own dick.

1040
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 1: Talks me in front of your parents, in front of

1041
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: your family members, you better have a very flexible back

1042
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: so you can suck your own dick.

1043
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you touched.

1044
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: So wouldn't the world be a better place if most

1045
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,959
Speaker 1: of the men in the Senate can suck their own dick.

1046
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 6: So instead of each other?

1047
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, those fines are going to have to be very

1048
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 2: flexible because there's a lot of mushroom dicks out there. Yeah,

1049
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 2: let me say this. I feel like you're totally right.

1050
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 2: There's one thing though, when it comes to when to argue. Yeah,

1051
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 2: sometimes if you can get a hold of your emojis

1052
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 2: and just like try to make it a healthy exchange

1053
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 2: of ideas and say like this upset me and just

1054
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 2: go to total like therapy talk with the other person,

1055
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 2: it'll keep things at like a cool temperature rather than discordant, you.

1056
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:32,919
Speaker 1: Know, I mean, depend you're with But okay, okay, next question, ooh,

1057
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 1: what in the big titty doctor Phil is going on?

1058
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: My partner and I have not had sex over a month,

1059
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 1: but it doesn't seem to bother either of us. Is fascinating.

1060
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: I say, no, what I love.

1061
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 6: About big titty doctor Phil? Titty doctor Phil? And then

1062
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 6: I get to picture. Doctor Phil is huge.

1063
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 2: In jelous and I love that for him.

1064
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 6: I love that jee. I guess that's not a problem

1065
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 6: if it doesn't bother either of them.

1066
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,240
Speaker 2: But they didn't take the time to write it to you, guys,

1067
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 2: they say a month, it's probably been two, you know.

1068
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 2: They're like, it's been a month. Sure, Yeah, I think

1069
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 2: that's fine if.

1070
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 6: They took the time to act, like write this like

1071
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 6: it is bothering them.

1072
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: Oh right, right.

1073
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 7: You know what though, I'm like, you're asking Michelle and Jordan, like,

1074
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,359
Speaker 7: don't you mean shouldn't you talk to each other?

1075
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 6: No?

1076
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 7: No, No, definitely bothering this person, no offense, right, you know.

1077
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 7: I'm like, I would ask you guys too, But I'm like.

1078
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 1: There's you know, I think I think for me, at least,

1079
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: I've been married for eleven going on twelve years. We've

1080
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: been together fourteen years. To say, I'm bad at math

1081
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: two thousand and eight, there are a lot of things

1082
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: that surprise me about having a long term partner that

1083
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: I like, never you know, I just never thought. And

1084
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: it's not even like arguing, or like the amount of

1085
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: sex we have or don't have, or like the fact

1086
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Speaker 1: that I've seen his sneakers on our coffee table. Oh

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00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 1: my god, I just like did a death drop, like

1088
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: a drag queen lipsticking for my life. I'm like, you did?

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00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 6: What? Like?

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00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 1: There's so many boss off my head and I can't

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00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: share publicly. There are just so many things that I

1092
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: never you just never think. You just never think. You

1093
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: know that that would be your life, or you would

1094
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 1: go through this, or you would say that or feel it.

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00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: So I think this question reads like they're more surprised

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00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: that they don't need sex. And you might just have

1097
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: a moment. You might be fucking exhausted from wearing a

1098
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: mask out all day and working and public in the

1099
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: back of your ears hurt, so why would you want

1100
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: to get your clip rubbed? Whatever it is? But just

1101
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: remember you are partners with this person for a reason,

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00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 1: and one of the reasons too, is like to enjoy

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00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 1: each other's body. And you know, maybe you just need

1104
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: to take a minute to enjoy your body because we

1105
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 1: should be. You're seeing pleasure when we can. But if

1106
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: you're tired, take a beat. You fucking deserve that rest.

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00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: That's what I think at least, Yeah, I love that, and.

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00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 2: Talk to your partner about it, because obviously this is becoming,

1109
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 2: you know, an issue, and it's like you want to

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00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 2: broach that with them. It maybe it's on their mind too,

1111
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 2: and if they're avoiding it, you got to get to

1112
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 2: the root cause of it.

1113
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: You got to get to the router and the tutor, the.

1114
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,439
Speaker 2: Ruder of the tutor. I think like planning could be fun,

1115
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 2: find out what you know. And I hate when it's

1116
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 2: like the person that writes in you always put it

1117
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 2: on them like a you know, like a women's mag

1118
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:33,240
Speaker 2: where they're.

1119
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 9: Like, it's fifteen ways to make yo gavan stimulate, right,

1120
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 9: but understanding what blows your hair back and sharing that

1121
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 9: with your partner, right, hopefully that.

1122
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: Will blows your hair back.

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00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 2: Oh, curls the toes.

1124
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, curls the toes.

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00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 7: Tear guys this point Also, it's like, I guess, even

1126
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 7: if it is like starting to be an issue, you

1127
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,959
Speaker 7: don't have to panic about it because it does sound

1128
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 7: like you're both someone on the same page. And also

1129
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 7: just a suggestion is doing something physically pleasurable together that's

1130
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 7: not sexual.

1131
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 6: Go get foot rubs.

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00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 1: Sorry, that just spoke to my foot, so you're talking

1133
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: sensual not sexual.

1134
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, that's correct. What's the next question.

1135
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the last question. And this has been

1136
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: really great. Yeah, okay, another one. I quit drinking, and

1137
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 1: now another one. I quit drinking, and now my friends

1138
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: don't invite me out anymore. What should I do? Get

1139
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: yourself friends or a mocktail?

1140
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 2: You guys, there's more to that story. There's more to

1141
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 2: that story.

1142
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's a very biased thing. And now they

1143
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 6: just don't any out right.

1144
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,399
Speaker 2: I quit coffee, and then, like I could not shut

1145
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 2: up about quitting coffee. It's just like the thing about

1146
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 2: it is when you quit coffee.

1147
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: I was a part of that.

1148
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 2: It was so annoying.

1149
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 1: If he talked about green tea one more time, I

1150
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: was gonna like punch you, right the.

1151
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 6: God that is fascinating, Jordan, thank you.

1152
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 2: It's all mind ever matter. You know what, If you

1153
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 2: don't mind, it don't matter. And that's what it is, y'all.

1154
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 2: My body is a tabernacle.

1155
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 6: I guess.

1156
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 7: Get new friends like and not not like that point

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00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 7: blank or whatever. I don't know if I'm saying that phrase,

1158
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 7: I don't know what the fuck that phrase is.

1159
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 6: Is that a gun thing? Forget it? O getting we

1160
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 6: could take it out.

1161
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 2: We could take it out.

1162
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 6: Point break Patrick point not that point break. It's not

1163
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 6: that point break. But it is like, I don't know.

1164
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:51,800
Speaker 6: I reach out to other friends.

1165
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 2: I think that there's, yeah, there might be something else

1166
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 2: going on there, and I feel as though that's a

1167
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 2: perfect time reassess what made your friendship tick and if

1168
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 2: itacity with alcohol and they were drinking buddies. Mm hmmm.

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00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: I think it's exciting. I think it's exciting. I think

1170
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 1: this is a new chapter for you adulting wise, and

1171
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: you know, again getting back to like friendship breakups. Sometimes

1172
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: it's not that black and white where someone's just like,

1173
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: we ain't gonna hang no more. You know, chance the

1174
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: rapper has us dope songs. We don't do the same

1175
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: drugs no more. We don't do the same drugs. And

1176
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's real. You know, like, picture how good

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00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 1: you are now not drinking all the shit. You can

1178
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: remember your personality is probably poppin' and be around people

1179
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 1: that are popping with you, So that's okay. My whole

1180
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: mantra has always been if you don't want to hear

1181
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: from me, you gotta hear about me. Let them drunk

1182
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: as drunkards with them beloaded faces. Mean, look at your

1183
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: Instagram page, see all the things you're doing sober and

1184
00:57:59,000 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: dope the.

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00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 2: Bye Yeah, exactly know.

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00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: I love that.

1187
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 2: Just standing that it also opens the door for new

1188
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 2: people to come into your life.

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00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: Can you imagine you're having good sex and you remember

1190
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 1: it come on?

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00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you're also reminding me of how like now

1192
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 7: this person gets to hang out with themselves.

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00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 6: Yes, you're like running away from yourself and it's like

1194
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 6: get new friends or just like truly take yourself on,

1195
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 6: like send dates and.

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00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: Enjoy your sober suess ma'am. So this is the question

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00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 1: we ask our guests. What's the most adult thing you

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00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: want to do for yourself this year that you haven't yet?

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00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 7: Then?

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00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 6: I want to do that's the most adult.

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00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 2: You know?

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00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 6: I want one tiny little squirt of botox?

1203
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, can I come with you? I want to

1204
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: come with you.

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00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 6: An adult can do that.

1206
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 1: I don't know where were we going? When you see it, squirt,

1207
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: you know it's really girl, it's really just DNA.

1208
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 6: But to be honest, yeah, I'm both curious and I.

1209
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: Want one little, one little little dollie.

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00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 6: What's up?

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00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: I love it?

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00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 3: So much.

1213
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for coming on and hang

1214
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: out with us. This has been a thank you guys.

1215
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 6: Oh same for me. What a way to kick things

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00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 6: off today.

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00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, love you so much.

1218
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 6: You got me. Love you both so much. Thank you.

1219
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 4: By wow wow wow Jarden. My heart is full and

1220
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 4: my pants are tight, per uge, per usual, sign of

1221
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 4: a good time, sign of a good time.

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00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 2: So that was great.

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00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 1: This is really fun. You know what it is too?

1224
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: Oh goodness. Between work and just real life, there's no

1225
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: time to go out and catch up over brunch. So

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01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 1: I feel like this podcast just fuels muscle when it

1227
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 1: comes into the big old check in.

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01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, when we check in, when we like take inventory

1229
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 2: of what's going on with each other. Yeah, I feel

1230
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 2: you know, how we're going through this life in parallel

1231
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 2: ways and how we're going through it in unique ways.

1232
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 2: But at the end, I always feel so much better.

1233
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 2: My spirits are raised. Me too. My equipment was not working,

1234
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 2: but my heart is now.

1235
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 1: Are you talking about your microphone or your dick?

1236
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 2: My microphone, my microphone? Please edit this out.

1237
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: We should end.

1238
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go now.

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01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: Buy everyone, thank you so much for joining us, and

1240
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: please give it up for Jordan and his microphone Dick.

1241
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 4: Yet all right, love you bye, I gotta go. I

1242
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 4: know I'm really think about my buttherts from sipping. This

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01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 4: has been an exactly right production.

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01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 2: Senior Managing Producer is Hannah Kyle Kraige.

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01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: This episode was sound designed and mixed by Andrew.

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01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 2: Eapen and engineered by Ryobomb.

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01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cootner.

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01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 2: Our theme song is by DJ don Will.

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01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: Photography by Chi Spender, most.

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01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 2: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Harstark and Danielle Kramer.

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01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pot.

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01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm