Speaker 1: You know, I've never dated anybody like that or even
Speaker 1: like been around a guy who was shorter that had
Speaker 1: that sort of mentality. But I did a show in
Speaker 1: New York this past weekend and there was a guy
Speaker 1: like in the front and he was as soon as
Speaker 1: I said I came out talking about short man, and
Speaker 1: as soon as I he like was not happy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And he was heckling me a little bit. And his
Speaker 1: girlfriend was like, but he's five eight. I was like, girl, no,
Speaker 1: he's not.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 1: And you know when you yelled and why you yelled
Speaker 1: that out anyway exists.
Speaker 2: That's an actual number. I think you're you're either five
Speaker 2: seven or five nine and one of those yeah spinning.
Speaker 3: That's like how a lot of structures don't have a
Speaker 3: thirteenth floor.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Guy was like, that's a dangerous
Speaker 2: height to y'all. Funny you find he you'll tip over.
Speaker 2: We gotta do five to seven five nine.
Speaker 3: Chips in yours.
Speaker 4: A Kuala bears are racist.
Speaker 3: Layers money stuff, I can't tell me.
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Speaker 2: It is ladies and gentlemen, little Mama's and gentizza. Like,
Speaker 2: welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.
Speaker 3: Me, America's foremost Drew Hill podcast. Because I love him.
Speaker 2: Boys, they are just fine in my book.
Speaker 3: Come on last Starr and B group to have a
Speaker 3: fat guy?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Who did it? Since?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 6: No, Day twenty six wasn't one of the guys a
Speaker 6: little thing?
Speaker 2: Fair enough?
Speaker 3: What year is that? Day twenty six?
Speaker 2: Day twenty six is two thousand and four. Okay, that's what. Okay,
Speaker 2: I will say, Okay, I will say they redefined what
Speaker 2: thick is.
Speaker 3: Though he's not Woody fat Woody Drew Hill. He's a
Speaker 3: fat guy. They're a fat guy who could sit there.
Speaker 3: They were truly like, no, we want a big one.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what. Yeah, it's a very different thing. Like
Speaker 2: Day twenty six was like, oh, he ain't he don't
Speaker 2: take his shirt off, right, right, he gets his shirt on,
Speaker 2: but he wearing the same outfit as you. Just keep
Speaker 2: his shirt on.
Speaker 3: And that's not what Woody was doing. Jazz was doing.
Speaker 3: Jazz was the longest coake.
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, he would have the different because s Nocchio
Speaker 7: would have arms damn near nips out.
Speaker 3: Cisco's got the tigers showing yes, and.
Speaker 2: Then they dressed him in various colors of Morpheus. Okay,
Speaker 2: just long black leather, long long green leather. It was
Speaker 2: whatever they could cover.
Speaker 3: Up with to jazz in the trench Man. That was
Speaker 3: that was a good times.
Speaker 6: Yeah only Cisco actually yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're from Baltimore, but Drew Hill was a parking
Speaker 7: in their neighborhood.
Speaker 1: After a park really yeah, wow, I got to rush
Speaker 1: up on my black history.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we qualify this that is.
Speaker 7: It's just a weird I just got really I was
Speaker 7: really into them for some reason.
Speaker 2: I think given the state of the world, we can't
Speaker 2: afford to replace old knowledge with Drew Hill.
Speaker 3: Now that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what I mean? Like, and it's
Speaker 2: no shaded Drew Hill. I'm such a big fan of y'all.
Speaker 2: Please come do the show plenty one bro.
Speaker 7: Any one of y'all could sit down with us, typically jazz,
Speaker 7: but also anyone and.
Speaker 2: You better wear that coat. But the point is, I
Speaker 2: think we're in a state of the world where we
Speaker 2: cannot go like, hey, where my local water supply is
Speaker 2: gets replaced with like which one of them is the tallest?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? That's dangerous.
Speaker 3: I like that. I'm interested in that because do you
Speaker 3: think that that was because are you? Are you millennial too?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 7: Do you think that's why as millennials we are having
Speaker 7: such a tough time like coping with the world because
Speaker 7: we gained all that knowledge only to have it not
Speaker 7: be necessary at all because you have to pay attention
Speaker 7: to politics.
Speaker 2: I think that we really are the smartest generation.
Speaker 3: That doesn't feel like everybody thinks that, though I.
Speaker 2: Bet they do, But I think in a genuine way,
Speaker 2: I think that we were the generation that benefited the
Speaker 2: most from like resources of being able to reach across
Speaker 2: the world and learn things via the internet, without the
Speaker 2: Internet being so consuming on our spirit that we didn't
Speaker 2: still want to reach out and discover and like research
Speaker 2: and be a part of the larger thing. I think
Speaker 2: now everything is like so compartmentalized that you could learn
Speaker 2: about the world, but you only learn about Drew Hill knowledge, right,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Or whatever their version
Speaker 2: of Drew Hill knowledge is.
Speaker 7: And I had that knowledge in the nineties.
Speaker 1: And I don't think I replace. I just you just
Speaker 1: have to add happy knowledge items. Those are joyous knowledge
Speaker 1: items that you add to all of the other chaotic things.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if millennials are are the smartest.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's subjective, but I feel like we
Speaker 1: are the most adaptable. There's no generation before us or
Speaker 1: after us that will be able to adapt the way
Speaker 1: that we have adapted to the changes.
Speaker 3: I agree, because the transition from like the transition that
Speaker 3: we went through is crazier than anybody else's.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We went from the old world to the new world. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and we were born in the old world. We came of.
Speaker 7: Age in the digital era, and now we're firmly in
Speaker 7: the new world. And we're the last ones who remember
Speaker 7: that until whatever generation rejects.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the craziest until the water.
Speaker 3: Wars not worry about technology anymore, and then they go
Speaker 3: back to learning how to do shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The craziest thing Back to the Future could imagine
Speaker 2: was a skateboard with a rocket on it. We're like,
Speaker 2: we've seen it now. Yeah, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like you are your wildest dreams. We saw it come
Speaker 2: true and we kept rocket.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, wait, where's the skateboard? With a rocket the
Speaker 6: future too. Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know. But the electronic skateboards, yes, yeah.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, those came out.
Speaker 2: Trying to start some ship.
Speaker 3: Just wear that that skateboard was.
Speaker 1: Just genuinely what the pot was more about.
Speaker 2: Science has evolved to the state of skateboards and rockets.
Speaker 2: It's not that they're accessible for all of us. Shame
Speaker 2: on you our guest today. We're so happy. She's heious.
Speaker 2: She's hilarious. She's a person all over the goddamn internet.
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Speaker 2: this seriously as a tour, but you can come and
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Speaker 9: It was.
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Speaker 6: I'm so excited. Thank y'all for having me. Everybody take
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Speaker 2: You came Jasmine with a conspiracy theory that I don't
Speaker 2: even know if we can technically call it a conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory as much as allure, a mysticism in the air
Speaker 2: that's existed throughout my entire childhood. I some all of
Speaker 2: our childhoods. I don't know its origins. In my heart
Speaker 2: of hearts, you said, my mama told me if you
Speaker 2: step on a crack, you'll break your mama's back.
Speaker 6: Man, Yeah, good one.
Speaker 7: Did you ever and this is just me maybe do
Speaker 7: you ever remember as a kid putting it into practice
Speaker 7: until it got too tiring?
Speaker 3: WHOA, I was walking mad blocks as I was outside,
Speaker 3: So you're really.
Speaker 2: Trying to socialize, trying to kill your mom.
Speaker 3: I was just like a while, it's just like, God,
Speaker 3: he's taking me forevery I have somewhere to Beah, you know.
Speaker 7: What I'm saying. And it's so many cracks. I'm like,
Speaker 7: I think she's man, she could take one crack, one crack,
Speaker 7: and then it's just like now you're just.
Speaker 3: Walking After a while, you just gotta I remember it
Speaker 3: being like yeah, I really remember that.
Speaker 1: That's so real though, because it is sort of like
Speaker 1: I thought of it. Okay, this is conspiracy. First of all,
Speaker 1: it was really tough for me to find a conspiracy
Speaker 1: because I believe in them.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, it's not real. Sounds like this is.
Speaker 1: A playful one. But at some point you do forget
Speaker 1: about the game.
Speaker 3: You you have to like, yeah, you have to.
Speaker 2: Be willing to risk it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because like other ones like don't split a pool
Speaker 3: is not hard, right, Yeah, I still I still don't.
Speaker 6: Split a poll when you're walking with somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to this day, Oh really, I don't really do that.
Speaker 3: But it's just it's not because it's not that many
Speaker 3: say there's so many cracks. Yes, there's so many cracks.
Speaker 2: You really have to walk weird to be able to
Speaker 2: achieve the don't step on the crack.
Speaker 3: That was always the difficulty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, were you a child repeating this? Was that like
Speaker 2: something that you were telling people and you believe for
Speaker 2: yourself or were you just you know, going along with
Speaker 2: the folks that said it kind of thing?
Speaker 6: No, I was.
Speaker 1: I was the person starting it. I love a little
Speaker 1: bit you know of an icebreaker, you know, I love,
Speaker 1: a little gay, a little icebreaker, a little challenge.
Speaker 2: Little squid game, just to make everybody feel loose, everybody.
Speaker 3: Have a good time.
Speaker 2: Hey, you hang out with me, I might kill your mama.
Speaker 3: Just your mom.
Speaker 7: It's like directly related to your actions. Yes, right, it's
Speaker 7: like no one else can step on their c It's like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's a mind game that I'm introducing. Jeffrey
Speaker 2: Dahmer is essentially he Yeah, that was that was elite.
Speaker 3: I would say, you know, you're introducing the sort of
Speaker 3: violence that then overtakes your peers and everyone.
Speaker 1: Well, it's really a lesson of how your actions have consequence.
Speaker 2: WHOA That sounds like something Jeffrey would saying.
Speaker 3: Don't slip up, you get sinister at the end. But
Speaker 3: it is like that's how you feel after a while.
Speaker 3: I gotta risk it to get Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, that's very fair.
Speaker 3: That's important. Do your kids do it? Do you tell
Speaker 3: your daughter about it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Seeing that interesting. I've never introduced this at all, would you,
Speaker 3: m man? No, I don't know, because here's this is
Speaker 3: just me thinking as a psychopath. You tell her that
Speaker 3: and you make her believe it. Now, she can't run
Speaker 3: off like that, right, in a real way, because you
Speaker 3: got to look at the ground. You gotta it's all
Speaker 3: about trapping children.
Speaker 2: You're saying, it's like an electric fence around our home.
Speaker 2: Is this fear of stepping on over hurting her mother?
Speaker 2: She loves, who she was trying to run away from.
Speaker 3: Okay, well all right.
Speaker 1: Kids want to have a three year old Okay, you
Speaker 1: want to prove.
Speaker 6: You They want to prove you wrong. Yeah, they're a
Speaker 6: little bit.
Speaker 2: Mean, they are. They are vicious, vicious people. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: that doesn't feel like she wouldn't do it, kid? Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then if you said, like if you said like
Speaker 2: ow and fell down, they would then turn it into
Speaker 2: a game where like they're just stomping on cracks everywhere
Speaker 2: you go. Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 3: feel like I really overstepped my boundary.
Speaker 2: According you know, they're going to be smarter than us.
Speaker 3: But no, I don't think so.
Speaker 6: I actually think I actually think that.
Speaker 3: Way more, way earlier than we were, especially we tapped out. Baby,
Speaker 3: you think it's us, I think it's us, all right.
Speaker 3: I just I have a hard time thinking everybody didn't
Speaker 3: think that.
Speaker 2: I I think the world is going to devolve in
Speaker 2: a way where information is not going to hold value anymore.
Speaker 2: And I think it's just going to be about a bit.
Speaker 3: I think it will cycle through. I think it's like
Speaker 3: you're not looking on it big enough.
Speaker 2: Oh you think it's to keep growing and we're going
Speaker 2: to move past like radiation and fucking start.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying there won't be a Yeah, there won't
Speaker 3: be some type of maybe a pairing down because we
Speaker 3: have so many people.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think we get through it. Oh wow, Well.
Speaker 1: What I don't even understand what that means where information
Speaker 1: won't matter anymore?
Speaker 6: To me? Information is everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, agreed, it's.
Speaker 1: Me looking around this room, it's every single thing. So
Speaker 1: how do you get to the point where that doesn't matter?
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I don't mean information in terms of how you process
Speaker 2: the world. I mean information as in this just loose
Speaker 2: access to all things. I think that we created the
Speaker 2: Internet with the intention of connecting everybody and everything, right
Speaker 2: so that at anything, at anything that I want to learn,
Speaker 2: I could theoretically learn about through this giant resource. And
Speaker 2: I'm saying that we were in the perfect position for
Speaker 2: managing that resource in a way that actually created intellectual value.
Speaker 2: I think beyond that, it's going to create like this
Speaker 2: want for specific pieces of information for survival, for function,
Speaker 2: for socializing in a new way of living. But we
Speaker 2: had to take information off here and bring it to
Speaker 2: another person, and that person had to then know stuff
Speaker 2: to fact check it. There were agreed upon facts that
Speaker 2: existed that just will not exist anymore, and that intelligence
Speaker 2: isn't going to hold the same value.
Speaker 3: I think that I understand that idea.
Speaker 7: I do think that there's a rejection of that at
Speaker 7: some point, just like everything get like, don't I don't
Speaker 7: think this like this way that we're living with technology.
Speaker 3: In our like in our lives all the time.
Speaker 7: I think at some point some generation either something happens
Speaker 7: which is the big worry, or like some general the
Speaker 7: generation rejects it.
Speaker 3: Just in the like on the internet, my parents did that.
Speaker 3: That's corny. I think that we do leave this and
Speaker 3: we go back again, because there's been like dark ages, right,
Speaker 3: There's been periods of like anti intellectualists and all that
Speaker 3: shit for like long times and then we get out
Speaker 3: of it, right that shit, it's just like it's cyclical.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't believe that the Internet is just
Speaker 3: like harbinger of doom that we can never escape. I
Speaker 3: don't think that.
Speaker 2: I I think you're probably right that it is cyclical,
Speaker 2: and I would say that the cycle, as far as
Speaker 2: I can tell, is always paired with a tragedy. It's
Speaker 2: not cyclical just because people sober up and go like,
Speaker 2: oh that's man, I ain't trying to do it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean I.
Speaker 2: Think something I thought major is going to have to
Speaker 2: happen in order for us to be talking about whatever
Speaker 2: the next version is. And at that point that's not
Speaker 2: on my record book. Baby, starting that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, as far as are the world that we've
Speaker 2: lived in, we are the smartest generation.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, I'm going to say something a little
Speaker 1: bit controversial.
Speaker 2: Yeah this is crazy. You got more serious than it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is real fun. Wanted to argue with me, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: You let my.
Speaker 2: Silly statement just be a similar statement was serious.
Speaker 3: It was so dark, you know, He's like he made
Speaker 3: it sound like he made like a butcher.
Speaker 2: I was silly, whack a mole, and y'all came in
Speaker 2: trying to hit me.
Speaker 6: You actually brought us doom. You got doom into the room.
Speaker 3: Disagree?
Speaker 1: No, I think that everybody's talking about anti intellectualism, and
Speaker 1: I hate when words become so popular that I see
Speaker 1: him on TikTok comments every day. But a part of a
Speaker 1: little of that makes me a little bit excited because
Speaker 1: the people in the past who determine what intellectual, what
Speaker 1: it meant to be intellectual, maybe we're breaking that down.
Speaker 1: Maybe those people no longer have power over what is
Speaker 1: intellectual anymore. And that is a little bit exciting, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is like a new world.
Speaker 7: I think it's like, yeah, that is exciting because it's
Speaker 7: like even like like IQ tests and stuff like that.
Speaker 7: You hear about all that shit was biased, right, Yeah,
Speaker 7: So it's like maybe it is breaking down in the
Speaker 7: system that's more beneficial to guys who might be kind
Speaker 7: of dumb.
Speaker 6: Exactly.
Speaker 10: Yeah, idiots, it's our time. I like this, This is
Speaker 10: how I went. There's a good time to be kind
Speaker 10: of dumb.
Speaker 2: It is a great time to be to be at
Speaker 2: the very least pseudo smart.
Speaker 3: Dumb guys are up you.
Speaker 2: You just have to know how to fake it smart
Speaker 2: a little bit. And people are like Yep, that's enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody's checking anything. Anybody saying. Man, that sound right
Speaker 3: to me, and I like, I like how poised you
Speaker 3: were when you said it's how we have a job. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what do you think we're doing in here?
Speaker 2: This is all made up.
Speaker 6: We're just saying a bunch of big words.
Speaker 2: I don't know what most of them me. I'm surprised
Speaker 2: at the time. I saone, you said that, you don't
Speaker 2: know that one?
Speaker 3: So many times we seeing some ship and I'll be like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to say that to Langston on the camera.
Speaker 3: It's the week I gotta like planet.
Speaker 2: I just spit out my dream. This is gregious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were watching it before we started the podcast.
Speaker 1: They were watching videos of t I out there.
Speaker 2: Viewing. She don't know that's how we pray, but that
Speaker 2: is true. That is true. We were watching TI videos.
Speaker 3: He was saying expeditionally, Yeah, that was one of his words. Man,
Speaker 3: I wish I could be a word guy. Though it
Speaker 3: feels like fun, it's just like I don't have the
Speaker 3: courage in casual conversation to just throw them out.
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 7: Is a thing, very a courageous way to live, you know,
Speaker 7: very much.
Speaker 3: You know it's fucked up.
Speaker 2: I am a little bit of a word guy, but
Speaker 2: the whole every time I throw out one, I'm like
Speaker 2: in my head being like, is that the definition of that?
Speaker 2: I hope so? And then I keep going and that's
Speaker 2: where I.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, listen, if you do it confidently, like
Speaker 3: you said, nobody's checking.
Speaker 2: Nobody's checking, and that's a shame.
Speaker 3: I do you do?
Speaker 6: I listen.
Speaker 1: I think I'm well spoken, but I do not have
Speaker 1: like what I would consider a very large vocabulary.
Speaker 6: So I'd be like, let me.
Speaker 2: That time. I've already moved on to spitiously.
Speaker 11: You gotta trick the brain, like anyway.
Speaker 7: That is how I get got sometimes watching videos where
Speaker 7: I'm like, n six seven and two minutes, bro.
Speaker 2: I'm about to say something nasty and maybe y'all ain't
Speaker 2: agree with this, but that's that was Pharaoh montch for me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was what Pharaoh mons. You remember him?
Speaker 3: No, he was a rapper in the early two thousand
Speaker 3: Orange Simon says, was like the big hit.
Speaker 2: Yeah he had. He was like, he was the most conscious.
Speaker 3: He was conscious, one of the smart guy rappers.
Speaker 2: Times.
Speaker 7: I put him above even like to live and most
Speaker 7: it was parah Mont was supposed to be like you know,
Speaker 7: to him.
Speaker 2: I think everybody realized he was just saying big words.
Speaker 2: Oh Like I think everybody just sobered up and was like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 1: But in the raps or outside of the rap rap
Speaker 1: that's what's the issue with that though, Like that's kind
Speaker 1: of cool.
Speaker 6: You can use really big worries and make them rhyme
Speaker 6: and tell a story.
Speaker 2: You maybe don't know that there was a story.
Speaker 7: I've been thinking about this a lot recently, that specifically
Speaker 7: with rap music and why I was never into like
Speaker 7: Liracol miracle, you know what I mean. And it's like,
Speaker 7: because what I like from it most is you believing
Speaker 7: what you said even if you didn't do it. And
Speaker 7: I think sometimes people who just put words in to
Speaker 7: put words in, aren't they know they're not saying you
Speaker 7: know what I mean, Like where it's like two chains
Speaker 7: meant that he means those things that he says, Yeah,
Speaker 7: And that.
Speaker 3: To me is more attractive than just like feral.
Speaker 2: Mond's wood grain chestnut titty fuck chestnut chains.
Speaker 3: Come on, you can't beat it.
Speaker 2: It's like you got to be passionate about down.
Speaker 3: I think in this whole life.
Speaker 2: He wrote that top of the don't yeah, God damn.
Speaker 6: Because who writes down titty?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 7: Come on, time I've ever written the word titty. I
Speaker 7: felt bad about it for sure. Fuck what are you thinking?
Speaker 6: Man? My parents? I think titty is so funny.
Speaker 1: My parents just started to say, like, I'm thirty six
Speaker 1: and I think maybe four years ago one time at
Speaker 1: the house, my dad was just kind of like, titties and.
Speaker 3: Then everybody laugh like.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's not a word.
Speaker 6: He said growing up, it's not a word. But at
Speaker 6: one point he was just like, fuck, it's grown titty.
Speaker 2: He's like, I didn't finally say that word.
Speaker 1: Try.
Speaker 2: I've been sitting on this motherfucker for thirty six.
Speaker 3: Years trying, probably since it came out.
Speaker 8: Kids, Listen up.
Speaker 2: That was around the fire place. Titties, titties.
Speaker 3: Your father is a free man. Oh right, he is
Speaker 3: a free.
Speaker 12: Memorated man that really speaks how much he believes in Yo.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Is like not miserable. My my family is straight. My
Speaker 2: job did what they had to do. They are in
Speaker 2: a good enough place that I can sit back and
Speaker 2: finally be my fullest self.
Speaker 3: And titties and I paid for paid for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I own this furniture. Man, don't come calling for
Speaker 2: me titties. You're right, it's beautiful. He's really proud of you.
Speaker 3: You can only hope one day to just say titties
Speaker 3: in front of our family. I really want to say
Speaker 3: titties in front of my kids some day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can say.
Speaker 7: To eighty percent of my family. Yeah, it's like anybody
Speaker 7: my mom's age and older.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. Yeah, like I'm the cousins, I'm king cousin.
Speaker 3: I could say titties. Wow, hellttle brothers, but like.
Speaker 7: Yeah, not like the old ones. Yeah, I don't even
Speaker 7: do you guys, christ in front of your older family.
Speaker 2: I do. But we're loose, okay, yeah, we don't have
Speaker 2: a lot of strong tradition and okay, okay, okay, what
Speaker 2: about you know what my family.
Speaker 1: I'm actually not a big cursor outside of like I
Speaker 1: do curse doing my stand up because it's kind of
Speaker 1: like Sasha fears moment. I think, like my innermost feelings.
Speaker 1: But I'm not a huge cursor like in conversation. But
Speaker 1: I think I can curse around my granny and she
Speaker 1: definitely curses yeah, she says, it is not a bad word.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeow like that. You think you could start the ship, you.
Speaker 6: Know around my family?
Speaker 3: No, I just mean, like you say, the first year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you sit down with your granny and like
Speaker 2: you and she would be she.
Speaker 1: Would laugh and she would that's good whatever, that's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's very nice.
Speaker 2: My grandmothers are no longer with me, But if they
Speaker 2: were here, one of them would wouldn't give a ship.
Speaker 2: If I cursed, then the other one would be she
Speaker 2: would have died from it. Oh my goodness, it would
Speaker 2: have killed her.
Speaker 3: I only knew one, and the one I knew she
Speaker 3: it would be bad. It would be bad. She just
Speaker 3: loved God so much.
Speaker 1: Well, my grandmother too. She went to seminary school. She'll
Speaker 1: be ninety this year. Oh hell yeah yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what. Yes, it'll be in Dallas, absolutely.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Love to be at her party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she'll probably say a few times there. But
Speaker 1: she's just a really good balance. Yeah, you know, she's
Speaker 1: a really good balance of like the Lord and a
Speaker 1: little bit of cussing.
Speaker 3: Okay. I love it when people get old and then
Speaker 3: it feels like they struck a balance because I think
Speaker 3: a lot of people get old and they just become
Speaker 3: so rigid in this one thing. They were like, damn,
Speaker 3: you never you never lived loose, You never got to
Speaker 3: just run around a little bit. You never got to
Speaker 3: say titties in the house with the kids. Come on, man,
Speaker 3: that's part of it. Come on, that's part of the
Speaker 3: whole journey. And if you guys are watching holding back,
Speaker 3: say it, say it. Say it right now. If you
Speaker 3: say the work loud, you don't know how long you're
Speaker 3: going to have. These people say titties in front of them.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: They they matter to you and they need to know it.
Speaker 2: And the only way you can truly show that is
Speaker 2: to say titties in front of your family.
Speaker 3: And if you're worried about the severity of titties, I
Speaker 3: would say, ramp up, start saying booty.
Speaker 6: Starting booty below titties.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: So, I think Booty's got to be in context. I
Speaker 2: think I think you've got to be talking about an ass.
Speaker 2: It can't be like booty and you're like being like
Speaker 2: a little kid about it. It's got to be like.
Speaker 3: A yeah, you have to be yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying look at her booty, that's a that's
Speaker 2: got to be the energy of it. But titties you
Speaker 2: can just lay loose on the floor, everybody gets to
Speaker 2: play with.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 3: I think that titties is far more I think that
Speaker 3: just like I've never I've never articulated this before, but
Speaker 3: this is I'm finding a core belief of mine.
Speaker 2: I'm I think that.
Speaker 7: Booty is far more appropriate to talk about in any
Speaker 7: sort of polite situation.
Speaker 3: Than titties is like vulgar kind of.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's quite my point. I'm saying that, yes,
Speaker 2: I fully agree with you, booty is less severe than titties.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, to reach the level of euphoria that your
Speaker 2: father has reached, you need to be saying something on
Speaker 2: scale with titties and booty doesn't satisfy unless it's referencing, Okay, specific.
Speaker 6: As yah booty is. That's nothing to me. Don't come
Speaker 6: out here with your booty out, you know, that's nothing
Speaker 6: to me. To me, like Kuchi would.
Speaker 2: Be Okay, now we're now we're talking. If your dad
Speaker 2: gathered y'all around the place, I have to.
Speaker 6: Say I would actually be a little worried.
Speaker 3: You don't want that at all.
Speaker 2: You gotta start looking at homes.
Speaker 1: My mama got my mama gotta find somewhere to go.
Speaker 3: You did it again.
Speaker 2: Hey, he did it again. Hey, Dad cannot speak to
Speaker 2: you upside.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's step out.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to do some cognitive tests because.
Speaker 3: You don't lost your dad mind and church.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do? You gotta take it easy, man,
Speaker 2: you're drunk. You're drinking again, just saying, coachie, we should
Speaker 2: take a break.
Speaker 3: We should.
Speaker 2: This has been great, so good, we'll be back jasmine more.
Speaker 2: My mama told me.
Speaker 4: I'm short, I'm bold. I can't get any holes.
Speaker 8: I'm fighting my entire life.
Speaker 7: That drop felt like violence towards me. I don't know
Speaker 7: who put it on there. I'm not sure where it
Speaker 7: came from.
Speaker 4: Wait.
Speaker 6: Wait, you're not that short, and you said you're in
Speaker 6: a relationship.
Speaker 1: So you're not that short and you're in a relationship.
Speaker 2: Don't check the stats.
Speaker 7: Uh no, it's just I think that I think that
Speaker 7: if you're not six foot, then you're always.
Speaker 2: On edge a little bit. Oh yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 3: And you're and you're taller than me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I'm in my six foot era. So I
Speaker 1: do understand where you guys. Okay, I just I just
Speaker 1: posted today on my Instagram stories a guy was like
Speaker 1: trying to do and me.
Speaker 6: I said, how tall are you? He said five to ten?
Speaker 6: I said, oh, baby, I'm in my six foot era.
Speaker 2: You're off the rial.
Speaker 3: You who just said to the cameras that I'm very tall.
Speaker 2: You're like from the You're like, no, I can't.
Speaker 3: Can we can we get into this though, because I'm
Speaker 3: so curious about this. Yeah, because I've always felt personally,
Speaker 3: I don't think people know six foot off site like that.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: I think you do because you're thorough.
Speaker 7: I think the majority of people who have that get
Speaker 7: duped by a five to ten every day of the week.
Speaker 6: NA five eleven, we would be like two.
Speaker 3: Inches is this much now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But I will say that in man math, if
Speaker 2: he's saying five ten, he's not five ten exactly. Probably
Speaker 2: five eight, that's true, and you're that's a noticeable difference.
Speaker 3: And if he's five eight, he's five to seven exactly,
Speaker 3: because five to seven sounds short. Five to seven, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm five. Hey, I'm happy to be here. I'm happy
Speaker 3: to be here with my friend. I'm in a committed relationship.
Speaker 13: That's how tall I've paid a mortgage.
Speaker 2: Don't make me no, what is it?
Speaker 12: Is it?
Speaker 3: Have do men under six ft? Do they have a
Speaker 3: bad rapport with you?
Speaker 2: Is it? Have you gone?
Speaker 3: Like a lot of times we're like, I'm not doing
Speaker 3: this again these guys.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I think I think I'm a little bit flexible too.
Speaker 1: It's a joke. I'm a little bit flexible. But I
Speaker 1: think that where it stems from is I was married
Speaker 1: for a really long time. Like I was in a
Speaker 1: relationship for twelve years and I was married. And so
Speaker 1: now that I'm single, I've been single a couple of
Speaker 1: years and I have dated, you know, I've dated guys
Speaker 1: who are shorter, and I'm just like, no, I'm in
Speaker 1: my selfish era, you know, just because I'm saying, you know,
Speaker 1: I really want to date someone taller.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: You know, I wasn't married to someone who is short,
Speaker 1: but still I want to date somebody taller.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: I've tried to date people who said that they were
Speaker 1: five eleven and they.
Speaker 6: Weren't there five nine. Why you keep saying you five eleven.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you, you know, so like now I'm
Speaker 1: just like I'm in my six foot erage.
Speaker 3: Just let me have this krekno a preference, you know.
Speaker 3: And and when they get the shorter they get, then
Speaker 3: they get too buffy. I don't know. I mean, I
Speaker 3: mean personality buff. We were just talking about this the
Speaker 3: other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a like a look like a little
Speaker 2: jacked man is five. It's a very specific personality that
Speaker 2: is super hard to connect with, where they are in
Speaker 2: a defensive mode at all times because not always able
Speaker 2: to just be themselves. And there are some exceptions. I
Speaker 2: have friends who are exception at that. But yeah, but
Speaker 2: on average, Ridge little jacks man got a real specific
Speaker 2: personality that don't go well with me.
Speaker 3: Yes, like I benched three fifteen.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what they got to say, truthfully, what are
Speaker 7: you ten?
Speaker 3: Right? I'm probably five ten and a half. How when
Speaker 3: did you realize six wasn't coming? Because that's that's a
Speaker 3: hard day for a man. I think every I think
Speaker 3: every man has that day where they're like this shit.
Speaker 2: I I had a nasty checkpoint in high school where
Speaker 2: I was a basketball player the whole time, played freshman ball,
Speaker 2: played sophomore ball, was like on track to make the team,
Speaker 2: didn't make the team junior year.
Speaker 3: But that's the worst year to not make it dog.
Speaker 2: Because that's what sunk into my head immediately, was like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe this is my stopping point physically, like it just
Speaker 2: ate at whatever. Like confidence that I previously held immediately
Speaker 2: devolved and it became sort of like, all right, oh
Speaker 2: fuck my dad six two, but I'm not like starting
Speaker 2: to get close to that. I'm sixteen seventeen. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: isn't something isn't tracking to work out in my favor
Speaker 2: via this like physical athletic body. And so then I
Speaker 2: just started writing poetry.
Speaker 7: You're smart because that happened to me, And I just
Speaker 7: started smoking more we like because I was like, because
Speaker 7: I even I was so sure the spurt was coming,
Speaker 7: because I hadn't met my dad yet.
Speaker 2: I was so.
Speaker 3: I was so sure, I swear to god, I was
Speaker 3: so sure the spirit was coming.
Speaker 12: Funny, that's so funny that that for you, meeting your
Speaker 12: dad was like a little boobu in boxing.
Speaker 2: We're just you don't know what the fuck you're about
Speaker 2: to get?
Speaker 3: Well, you know what it was. It was really like,
Speaker 3: and this is fucked right.
Speaker 7: I would have forgiven the absence if I had clocked
Speaker 7: some shit in you that I could use.
Speaker 3: You showed up little. You can't be little and gone.
Speaker 6: Your mom didn't tell you that he was little about nothing.
Speaker 3: She didn't want to tell me he was there. When
Speaker 3: he came. She was like, but what I'm saying is
Speaker 3: so I thought it was coming. So I even was
Speaker 3: on track to be sought off. But I got strong
Speaker 3: as hell because I was a defensive tackle.
Speaker 7: You can't be that little, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: So I got strong as ship. And I was like, yeah, men,
Speaker 7: I bench three fifteen by the time I should come in. Yeah,
Speaker 7: by till my ship comes.
Speaker 2: In, it's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna it's just gonna be. I do squats because
Speaker 3: once it stretches out, now it's nasty.
Speaker 2: I'm Michael Or and I can read.
Speaker 3: Come on, come on, come on now, now, now you
Speaker 3: gotta do something with me. Yeah, and then it just
Speaker 3: like and then I met my dad and then it
Speaker 3: just didn't. And then I was like, but then you
Speaker 3: hold out hope because my mom got toad brothers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you're like, okay, but maybe somehow. But then I'm
Speaker 3: also seeing my grandma's same body. And then I'm like shit,
Speaker 3: I think I you know, when you see where you
Speaker 3: lined up, you're like, I think I got that.
Speaker 2: I got Grandma Auntie Jeans.
Speaker 3: I didn't get Uncle Solomon, the tall, cool one.
Speaker 2: That really sucks to see your body in your grandma.
Speaker 7: It's one of the harder it's one of the toughest
Speaker 7: losses I've taken in my life.
Speaker 6: So wait, this is your dad's mom.
Speaker 2: My mom's mom.
Speaker 3: I don't even know my dad's mom. Okay, So, but
Speaker 3: like it's like my mom my grandma was really big,
Speaker 3: and my auntie and they're Africa.
Speaker 7: So it's just like it is genetic. It's not like
Speaker 7: you know what I'm saying. That was like, it's just
Speaker 7: that's how it is, my grandma and my auntie.
Speaker 3: But then I have three real tall, cool looking uncles. Yeah,
Speaker 3: cool looking right, shady yeah Solomon.
Speaker 8: Right, and it because.
Speaker 2: She also in that era, big old.
Speaker 3: This is a dangerous game if you want to play,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 7: But yeah, So I was like maybe I got some residual,
Speaker 7: and then I realized I didn't. So at some point
Speaker 7: you're just like I just got to thug it out
Speaker 7: like this, you know, man, that's me.
Speaker 2: I could be Desmond. We I did some research on
Speaker 2: your conspiracy theory. We're still talking about the possibility that
Speaker 2: that stepping on a crack will break your mother's back.
Speaker 2: And apparently this was a lot more dense in terms
Speaker 2: of information than I expected. I thought this was just
Speaker 2: a nursery rhyme type thing that kids fucking around with.
Speaker 2: But it's not goofy kids shit. It apparently has a
Speaker 2: little bit of a complicated history. So the original saying,
Speaker 2: or at least the saying that we currently use in
Speaker 2: its long form, because there was a long form of
Speaker 2: this that included lyrics step on a crack, you'll break
Speaker 2: your mother's back, Step on a line, you'll break your
Speaker 2: father's spine, step in a ditch, your mother's nose will itch.
Speaker 2: Step in dirt, you'll tear your father's shirt. Okay, it's
Speaker 2: real violent up top. And then it gets pretty.
Speaker 3: Pretty. I think we all thought that was going so wrong. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought so for sure.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is getting nasty all right,
Speaker 2: here we go, And.
Speaker 3: Is this like, is this like from a bad time?
Speaker 3: Is this like a ring around the rosy thing?
Speaker 2: It seems as if this was like early twentieth century
Speaker 2: or mid twentieth century that this version of it starts
Speaker 2: to take over, right, So so like nineteen fifties, let's
Speaker 2: say this is when it becomes a little bit more
Speaker 2: of this bigger nursery rhyme that everybody's using. But before that,
Speaker 2: there was actually like other versions of this thing, including
Speaker 2: and this is pretty wild, if you step on a crack,
Speaker 2: you'll marry a black person.
Speaker 7: Wait by those cracks early to get to you, baby,
Speaker 7: I was investing in our future, So no shade.
Speaker 1: I was going to say the original the first rhyme
Speaker 1: that you said, I'm like, okay, do you sound like
Speaker 1: white people problems? Yeah, because tearing your father's shirt, your
Speaker 1: mama knows it, and this is not serious enough for us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that that explains a little bit more. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a little what is the white people nursing?
Speaker 2: This is a racist nursery rhyme, seems, And they they
Speaker 2: hated us so much they didn't even want to rhyme it.
Speaker 2: They were just like, you step on the crack, get
Speaker 2: marry a black person.
Speaker 7: They didn't say the word just rhymes with black. I
Speaker 7: think when it was written it was not a black person.
Speaker 7: I don't think this was a rhyme.
Speaker 3: As much as this was just a thing. They were
Speaker 3: saying this.
Speaker 2: This is another version of it that circulates to prove
Speaker 2: your point. There was one that said, if you step
Speaker 2: on a crack, your mother will be black. Wow, they're
Speaker 2: like this retroactively, you're gonna find out you got a
Speaker 2: nigga mama because are so cool. Yeah, it sounds that
Speaker 2: I think they don't realize it's pretty awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a blessing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the only way I learned at.
Speaker 3: All, the way it sounds difficult.
Speaker 2: The way you want to God damn it. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: really speaks to just how much all of this stuff
Speaker 2: is rooted in like racism, Like not just this song,
Speaker 2: but like everything in America. Yeah, in some version of racism.
Speaker 7: It's truly the story of this country. It's like I
Speaker 7: feel like, not that there isn't lots of racism.
Speaker 3: I think black versus white racism is like the story
Speaker 3: of America from the beginning. That's like the main through line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were there's also a version this is a
Speaker 2: one not racist version I saw that was like an
Speaker 2: originating form that said. In the twentieth century, they would
Speaker 2: sometimes say you'll be eaten by bears at lunch if
Speaker 2: you step on a crack.
Speaker 6: Oh, that ain't even dead. I don't even run.
Speaker 2: No, that's a warning that they rode on a wall
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: And if you're not, you're not somewhere that has bears
Speaker 3: and cracks. Right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Thank you for saying that. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is bullshit. Yeah I think you're right. Yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 2: make sense at all.
Speaker 3: No, that's stupid.
Speaker 2: This is even in Alaska they don't have like bear
Speaker 2: and crack, you know what I mean, Like there's some
Speaker 2: separation of the church and state.
Speaker 6: The ice cracks.
Speaker 3: But are you walking on the ice?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think if you're walking on the ice, you don't
Speaker 2: need this saying there, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Also, if you're near a polar bear, that it's it's done. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's the bear rhyme? White taped flight?
Speaker 2: Yeah, polar bear is the biggest scariest one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one that will kill you for sure. Well, really, black,
Speaker 3: get that brown get down.
Speaker 6: Yeah they did it right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Black and black you you yell at them and
Speaker 2: ship ye try to scare them. Yeah, and then brown
Speaker 2: you pish yourself and you lay down and hope they
Speaker 2: don't kill you, and then polar bear you dead. You can't.
Speaker 2: You ain't the whitest bear, the most dangerous, the most dangerous.
Speaker 2: It's the white one, and I think we can all
Speaker 2: agree on that. And the biracial bear is the nicest one.
Speaker 6: Which one is.
Speaker 3: Doing that?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: Panda bears tell me I'm wrong?
Speaker 3: Is not mean?
Speaker 2: They're like ill tempered though, No, pandas are laziest. Fuck okay,
Speaker 2: and they won't have sex with each other they like,
Speaker 2: Oh they're not may they do it, but it requires
Speaker 2: a lot of coercion and a lot of like very
Speaker 2: specific timing to get them to funk, which is why
Speaker 2: they're endangered.
Speaker 3: Where are they made it to China?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so. It's Asia for sure. I don't know,
Speaker 2: you know which parts specifically.
Speaker 1: I actually recently learned that pandas that's where chlamydia came from.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: Really, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest. That sounds like an absolute lie,
Speaker 2: but I'm excited to explore this.
Speaker 6: I should look it up.
Speaker 3: Because I don't know how it gets from them to us.
Speaker 3: That's right, you do know how it takes right. I
Speaker 3: really need to know if this is true. Now type
Speaker 3: in panda beara media look it up.
Speaker 2: Now, I got to remember how to spell chlamydia c
Speaker 2: h l A and too fast. You got it? If
Speaker 2: you spelled c h l A M Y D I A,
Speaker 2: I got it?
Speaker 3: Is that right? I think I might have spelled.
Speaker 6: I think that might be right spelled.
Speaker 3: Climate media h.
Speaker 12: L say that here is gonna get winto that and
Speaker 12: we're gonna have that movie coming any day now.
Speaker 3: Media takes on climate controls sort of the.
Speaker 2: Movie We All this Country Need That actually would be
Speaker 2: a really fucking bring us together as film?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, would it be.
Speaker 2: Climate Media sounded like a pretty good title to me.
Speaker 2: But I madea madea goes to the Ozone layer, right.
Speaker 3: I don't know this.
Speaker 2: Medea goes green.
Speaker 7: Media goes green, yea because she'll also smoke weed in
Speaker 7: the movie.
Speaker 2: And I think there's like a really nice scene where
Speaker 2: like she Greta Thumberg is like giving an impassioned speech
Speaker 2: and then media can like hit her with a purse
Speaker 2: and be like shut up, bitch, I got this, and
Speaker 2: then just down the barrel say all the things we need.
Speaker 3: Okay, Tyler. I know we talked a lot about you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we said a lot of bad ship, but this is
Speaker 3: a once in a lifetime I actually.
Speaker 2: I think you could save the world, Tyler Perry, and
Speaker 2: I've never said that. I think you're in a position
Speaker 2: right now to save everything. MADEA Goes Green is an
Speaker 2: opportunity to not only build your franchise, possibly into its
Speaker 2: final stage, but more importantly, you can truly save our planet.
Speaker 2: You can encourage a bunch of people who have not
Speaker 2: taken climate change seriously for a multitude of reasons. Environmental
Speaker 2: warfare on the black community is an active thing, and
Speaker 2: we should not ignore that. That said, old black people
Speaker 2: ain't excited about saving the environment, and you could change that,
Speaker 2: Tyler Perry. We're trusting this with you. Would be huge.
Speaker 2: I don't need to cut. I do.
Speaker 3: Don't do that studio. He doesn't pay union prices.
Speaker 2: He could give us a gun. We could get a cut,
Speaker 2: give us a cut, give us a cut, but it
Speaker 2: ain't got to be a big cut. I just need
Speaker 2: you to save the world.
Speaker 1: Do we even need the movie? I mean he is
Speaker 1: a billionaire. Just the money, yeah, yeah, something.
Speaker 2: I got a feeling that that's not how he does business.
Speaker 12: Something tells me that I don't think he got to
Speaker 12: a billion dollars by being.
Speaker 2: Charitable with it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how far I was thinking about this. This doesn't
Speaker 3: have anything to do with anything. Yeah, how far in
Speaker 3: terms of common decency? How far do you think the
Speaker 3: nicest billionaire is above like the nicest person or below
Speaker 3: the nicest person you know, in terms of like common
Speaker 3: decens common decency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think billionaires are some of the most commonly
Speaker 2: decent people on the planet.
Speaker 3: But the actions you can't, like, you can't detach that
Speaker 3: from that, like you have to. Oh, I guess I'm
Speaker 3: asking are you referring to how they behave like their
Speaker 3: propriety or are you talking about like their actual common
Speaker 3: like they're actual because propriety so far from That's what
Speaker 3: I mean. They're all gonna be. They're all very well
Speaker 3: spoken and I'm sure charming and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: That's what I think. They're all extremely charmed, like extremely personal.
Speaker 2: Everybody that talks about Donald trumpele loved with him. Go
Speaker 2: that dude is awesome.
Speaker 3: People love that people people he was really beloved, like
Speaker 3: just like a very personal guy.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people when they come back
Speaker 2: and granted to meet with him is to already have
Speaker 2: made decisions in your hand where you're like wanting to
Speaker 2: like this person, but nobody is. On average, nobody's walking
Speaker 2: away and being like he was an asshole as much
Speaker 2: as they are charmed by him. And I think that
Speaker 2: that is not at all reflective of a good person.
Speaker 2: He is a awful, awful, just evil person. But at
Speaker 2: its root that has nothing to do with your socializing
Speaker 2: and charming ship, right know.
Speaker 1: I associate billionaires because I've been in close proximity with
Speaker 1: people who want to be billionaires, right, and they're the
Speaker 1: most charming, nice, sweet but they're they don't care about
Speaker 1: other people, right, So you know, like I may see
Speaker 1: somebody and be like, oh my god, I may see
Speaker 1: things happening across the world and be like, oh this
Speaker 1: is terrible. They honestly just don't give a fuck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how billionaires operate. So you might meet them and
Speaker 1: they might be kind, but I truly believe they just
Speaker 1: honestly do not care about other people at all whatsoever.
Speaker 6: And that's how you get to billionaires.
Speaker 2: Sat for you. Elon's whole thing is that he thinks
Speaker 2: he's saving the world, right, Like he really built that
Speaker 2: up in his head, is like I am saving the planet,
Speaker 2: and he sees all of like the pain, the suffering,
Speaker 2: the sort of like the challenge is that he's adding
Speaker 2: to the world as necessary sacrifice is for a greater good.
Speaker 2: He's imagined. This isn't a person who has even the
Speaker 2: ability to see your experience and value it, because he's like, Noah,
Speaker 2: I gotta I'm iron Man, bro, I gotta keep being
Speaker 2: iron Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you gotta be a hero. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It sucking. Sucks.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you all something else that sucks? Yeah?
Speaker 3: There are a bunch of other nursery rhyme type things
Speaker 3: that have these same racist origins.
Speaker 6: Wait, what happened to chlamydia? You're supposed to be looking.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nonsense. You're you're spreading absolutely. I was trying
Speaker 2: to do you a favor the other day. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: it's pandas don't even really come up. Koalas are the
Speaker 2: ones that everybody thinks I think I have, they have
Speaker 2: or or there's a lot of questions of whether or
Speaker 2: not they in fact have Chlamydiaan they're all giving it
Speaker 2: to each other. I think that is also a little
Speaker 2: bit of a non truth, but it's a little more
Speaker 2: complicated than they do have it, but it isn't necessarily
Speaker 2: as like actively spreading in their community because of fucking
Speaker 2: the way that we've made it same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like HPV.
Speaker 2: I think all the boy ones don't know if they
Speaker 2: have it, and they're probably given it.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, racist origins for these other nursery rhymes, right
Speaker 2: any meenie miney mo? Are we familiar yeah with that?
Speaker 2: The tiger is nigger? What it's in the original nursery rhyme?
Speaker 2: There is no tiger. There's only a nigger in replace
Speaker 2: of the tiger, and it was catching nigger by his
Speaker 2: toe if he hollers, let him go any mini money?
Speaker 9: Mo.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I've heard that one before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is where it gets even more interesting.
Speaker 2: The the original to that, the one that that was
Speaker 2: catch a negro by his toe if he hollers, make
Speaker 2: him pay twenty dollars every day.
Speaker 3: I've heard that one, not with with a tiger.
Speaker 2: Oh the tigers meant to pay you money?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard that.
Speaker 8: I really Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 2: You want this try to learn American at the time.
Speaker 3: At the time of this, twenty dollars was a lot.
Speaker 8: That's just asking somebody twenty dollars.
Speaker 6: I'm like, that's a lot of lone.
Speaker 2: Money for a tiger especially, I would say.
Speaker 6: Well even for that person.
Speaker 2: Whenever this came out, twenty dollars a day was what
Speaker 2: it says, not to cost that back then, and this
Speaker 2: is way before early nineteen hundreds. This is so its
Speaker 2: origins is slaves, right, This is about like the slave
Speaker 2: trade and specifically placing a value on that slave. So
Speaker 2: they are charging In essence, what they're doing is saying
Speaker 2: a slave is worth twenty dollars a day, and that
Speaker 2: is an insane price to put on someone's head and
Speaker 2: expect them to even have the chance to buy their
Speaker 2: freedom in a system that they were never allowed to
Speaker 2: participate in in the first place.
Speaker 6: Right, It really.
Speaker 3: Always gets like this at the end.
Speaker 2: Damn, I couldn't even I couldn't even begin to make money,
Speaker 2: much less twenty dollars a day as a slave, exactly.
Speaker 6: It's about them. It's about you being indebted to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, fuck now, it's real nasty. Here's here's the
Speaker 2: last little nasty one. I'll throw y'all away. No, this
Speaker 2: one sucks too. The ice cream Truck song.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, so the No, that's monkey chase it.
Speaker 2: That's pop goes the Weasel, not that one. The the
Speaker 2: ice cream truck song is a specific I don't think
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: That it is.
Speaker 6: What is the I don't know. I can't think of it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna but we're gonna play it real quick and
Speaker 2: see if this satisfies.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's jibs hanglo.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. That's the racist origins. So the ice cream
Speaker 2: Truck song, although there are no lyrics to the song
Speaker 2: that we know, actually comes from a song called Nigga
Speaker 2: Love a Watermelon. Ha ha ha. God, that's a lot.
Speaker 3: That's not what it's called. That's a lot. I don't
Speaker 3: like that at all.
Speaker 6: That's true. I heard. I've heard that.
Speaker 2: You've heard Nigger watermelon and I don't like zandi yar.
Speaker 2: That's the way it is, the Nigger love of watermelon.
Speaker 2: Ha ha ha.
Speaker 3: That's a I man, fuck that.
Speaker 6: No, that's so that's dead ass yeah sung.
Speaker 2: The song was written by an actor named Harry C.
Speaker 2: Brown and released to the public in nineteen sixteen. However,
Speaker 2: the song is much older than its release date. According
Speaker 2: to an article and podcast on NPR by Theodore R. Johnson,
Speaker 2: the second Brown simply used the well known melody of
Speaker 2: the early nineteenth century song Turkey in the Straw, which
Speaker 2: dates to an even to even older and traditional British
Speaker 2: song the Old Rose Tree. So he took these songs,
Speaker 2: put his words to it, and was like, nigger love
Speaker 2: a watermelon, ha ha ha. And that became so popular
Speaker 2: that it is now our ice cream truck song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck you, That's how I feel.
Speaker 6: It's crazy. Yeah, God damn, I'm always like so.
Speaker 1: Excited to order watermelon or to eat watermelon because it
Speaker 1: is a story of black entrepreneurship and white people's attempt
Speaker 1: to make it to make us feel bad about creating
Speaker 1: a job for ourselves.
Speaker 3: That they started up, which is nasty, nasty whites. They
Speaker 3: love fucking up somebody else making good food. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: just like you know.
Speaker 7: What I mean, like the watermelon thing, the MSG thing,
Speaker 7: like they really just like they really love being like
Speaker 7: that food's dirty.
Speaker 3: You can't have it no more.
Speaker 2: Did I tell you the conspiracy I heard about White Castle?
Speaker 2: So apparently all right, watch this okay, already apparently White
Speaker 2: Castle started as a segregated restaurant, right it was White
Speaker 2: Castle because only white people could go to White Castle.
Speaker 2: And then somebody nearby built a Black Castle for black
Speaker 2: people to enjoy the same type of food. But Black
Speaker 2: Castle started thriving so much more than White Castle, like
Speaker 2: with sunning them. The food was better, the service was better,
Speaker 2: everybody was happier at Black Castle. Regulares that crinicled bullshit.
Speaker 2: The sandwiches big, bild, They're still square, but they big. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's good, and everybody's like, fuck, yeah, we fucked with
Speaker 2: Black Castle. And then the White Castle people got so
Speaker 2: mad they burned down Black Castle and scared the owners
Speaker 2: from ever reopening Black Castle. And then White Castle was
Speaker 2: able to franchise and spread its wings into a larger society.
Speaker 6: Is this this is a true story?
Speaker 2: I have no idea, but isn't it? Isn't that just fun?
Speaker 2: It used to exist that we used to have something.
Speaker 2: I'll give you another one, Tyler, this fall on Netflix,
Speaker 2: blacks Castle. Tyler, you keep your grubby hands off of it. Ruby,
Speaker 2: No grubby you trying to word check me? Grubby? Your
Speaker 2: hands are grubby from all the oils you rub on
Speaker 2: your boys. They're grubby fingers, and you leave black Castle alone.
Speaker 3: You're welcome to media ghos. You can't, my dear you want,
Speaker 3: you leave me my black castle, You leave me my black.
Speaker 1: Feel like black Castle is like a viable title for
Speaker 1: a Tyler Perry film, but it is gonna be about
Speaker 1: a nigga with no shirt on.
Speaker 3: Sure, dark dark feeling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my name Castle.
Speaker 3: Yes, and he's gonna yell at women.
Speaker 2: All right. I think we need to take one more break,
Speaker 2: take one more break, and then we'll do a voicemail together.
Speaker 2: Great more, Jasmine more. My mama told me.
Speaker 1: Pot my butt, pop, pop my butt, pot my butt, pop,
Speaker 1: pop my butt.
Speaker 4: Do you know what pop my butt meant to Harriet Tubman?
Speaker 4: Do you know what that meant? It meant a whip.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 2: We're back, We're back, and we're taking this seriously. They're
Speaker 2: still here with Jasmine w We're gonna do a voicemail.
Speaker 2: We're going to listen to a voicemail.
Speaker 3: Oh man, they're weird.
Speaker 2: They're often weird and and sometimes complicated. But we got
Speaker 2: a very intriguing tagline from this person, so I'm excited
Speaker 2: to play it.
Speaker 9: What's up, Langston, what's up. David John from Denver, longtime listener,
Speaker 9: love the show Funniest Shit. I got to two conspiracy theories,
Speaker 9: or two long held beliefs. I grew up into Themica
Speaker 9: Republic and they got a whole bunch of crazy shit
Speaker 9: over there, but two of the craziest. Number one, there
Speaker 9: is a long held belief from mostly the rural areas.
Speaker 9: And this was mostly talk to me about from other
Speaker 9: guys that grew up in farms in the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 9: But there's this thing that you could increase your penis
Speaker 9: size by using the spit off a goat. Now again,
Speaker 9: you can use the spit or you can do it
Speaker 9: the other way.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, this is nasty. You're nasty. That's crazy Dominican.
Speaker 11: This he's saying you could either swipe a goat's mouth
Speaker 11: and rubbing on your dick, or you can just get
Speaker 11: your dick sucked by a goat.
Speaker 3: Which is crazy because they eat every think that comes
Speaker 3: in contract with a goat is moving its teeth out
Speaker 3: the way to engage your penis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're fucking the goats and that's you're you're pretending
Speaker 2: as if this is like some sort of sexual thing
Speaker 2: when in fact, you're just molesting goats.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't think you're Dominican. I think you're from Nebraska,
Speaker 3: and this is you're a home state lord.
Speaker 6: Whoa.
Speaker 3: I didn't say Denver because that's where I'm from. And
Speaker 3: I don't like you.
Speaker 2: You're saying this Dominican Republican. It is just to throw
Speaker 2: off Whoa. Yeah, that's and I don't want to judge.
Speaker 2: You know, people talk different. That's the he said.
Speaker 3: He grew up in the Dominican.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, other farmers in the Dominican would talk
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 3: I haven't met a lot of Dominican farmers.
Speaker 2: I don't know a lot of Dominican farmers. What's their
Speaker 2: biggest resource? What do they export? It's the crib.
Speaker 6: It's probably like a lot of sugarcane, right, That's what
Speaker 6: I would guess, But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, sugar gang is not say something.
Speaker 12: Old baseball player alight, Oh my gosh, baseball players with
Speaker 12: fat old glasses.
Speaker 1: I think he said you can use the spit as
Speaker 1: like he lied about that. He the the thing is
Speaker 1: is they put their penises really close to the goat's
Speaker 1: mouths or I can't imagine that they're going in the
Speaker 1: goat's mouse.
Speaker 2: Because I've never owned a goat. No, I don't know
Speaker 2: how close you can get to a goat.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know that they eat through ship like they
Speaker 7: they people using the clear fields and ship like they
Speaker 7: just can.
Speaker 3: That's what they do. Yeah, they just chomp through ships
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 6: But their tongues are all like out and like wiggling.
Speaker 3: So I mean they're devil. They're devil animals. Have you
Speaker 3: seen their eyes square? Yeah, nasty.
Speaker 6: I don't think i've ever seen it them.
Speaker 2: Close square pupils. It's fucked.
Speaker 3: It's off the hard, look like rectangle, but it looks
Speaker 3: they look like demons.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite thing that Tracy Morgan has ever said
Speaker 2: was that no God devilized.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 3: You understand why people thought like Bapha met or those
Speaker 3: demons like they were goat based is because yeah, that
Speaker 3: ship it looks like it's not supposed to be.
Speaker 2: It's the most cursed looking eyeball.
Speaker 3: I would say, I don't have a hairless cat, I know, yeah,
Speaker 3: why curious. Yeah, nobody likes it.
Speaker 2: Something.
Speaker 3: That guy we were with the other night, he was like, well,
Speaker 3: he was like, in Atlanta, that's a sign of wealth,
Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: He really hits you with some Victorians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a I don't think it is a
Speaker 1: sign of wealth in Atlanta. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: a compliment in Atlanta.
Speaker 7: Some rich rich people in Atlanta. I think we all
Speaker 7: agreed that's true, some rich rich people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're doing it weird, weird about it, all right.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 9: I want you guys to tell me what you know
Speaker 9: about that. The other one, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Anything about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really know. I've never never heard that.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that. I've never It certainly cannot work,
Speaker 2: and if it does work, shame on you for finding
Speaker 2: that out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if there was anything that worked, we all would
Speaker 7: have figured it out by right.
Speaker 3: No one's keeping that secret. Goats are everywhere. Yeah, this
Speaker 3: isn't vibranium. This we're talking about, not just goats. If
Speaker 3: there was any animal product that made your dick bigger, yeah,
Speaker 3: any product. Sure. So, if there's some tree in the
Speaker 3: middle of the Amazon that sap is poisonous, but it
Speaker 3: makes your dick bigger, we would have found it.
Speaker 6: Exactly.
Speaker 7: Like it's like, there's there's nothing you just got what
Speaker 7: you got, ma, man, Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 6: No, there's surgery.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are surgeries and are they are they? What's
Speaker 3: the success rate on? Does it really?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 6: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: It was like a like a tissue situation, like you
Speaker 3: need to add tissue that would react to blood.
Speaker 2: My understanding is the surgeries do work, I think the
Speaker 2: much in the way that like the leg lengthening surgeries
Speaker 2: are where like you can improve the size of your
Speaker 2: dick via surgery, but then you like lose functionality of
Speaker 2: your dig right you have to.
Speaker 3: You've just spent three years learning how to stroke.
Speaker 6: Against and probably didn't know to begin with.
Speaker 2: You don't one of them just trying.
Speaker 12: You can't do it, Like come on, man, come on,
Speaker 12: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do this anymore. I can't found nothing. You stroke.
Speaker 6: You're drunk. You're drunk, So.
Speaker 2: What if I am.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that all day.
Speaker 9: Okay, here we go right next to Haiti. There is
Speaker 9: this thing that Haitian women have called morvan and basically
Speaker 9: it's the pussy sucking the dick when you're fucking it.
Speaker 9: Please let me know if you've heard about it. Love
Speaker 9: the show, y'all are crazy.
Speaker 7: We're crazy, sure, don't talk to me like that.
Speaker 3: So that's second one, though. I think different cultures call
Speaker 3: it different things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wait, wait, what was it it was?
Speaker 3: You never heard that song twissy be yanking? Yeah, of course, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think that's what.
Speaker 6: He's Oh, he's talking about grip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's talking about Yeah, he's suggesting that in Haitian culture,
Speaker 2: they they've like, uh, they've called it or referred to
Speaker 2: it as like the pussy sucking the dick, the pussy
Speaker 2: is sucking the dick as it's you're inside of it, okay.
Speaker 3: Right, But I think it's I think it's just I
Speaker 3: think it's a Yeah, that one, we're into the second one.
Speaker 2: I think I think I would have been more comfortable
Speaker 2: with it if you wouldn't call in on so much
Speaker 2: nasty ship.
Speaker 3: But I do want to hear the term.
Speaker 2: He called it Coco Coco because Coco's funny to have
Speaker 2: in the front of that Never it is coco.
Speaker 3: It's great because I'm not gonna lie. As soon as
Speaker 3: you said Haitian women, I was like, I'm gonna hate right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like Titaned. There was a Dominican dude with a
Speaker 3: wet goat dick talking about Haitian women.
Speaker 2: It's got to go bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really as good as I could have gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was pretty good. He just wanted to know
Speaker 2: about pussy called more.
Speaker 3: There wasn't a z in there too. One more time.
Speaker 3: I think have called, and that's what I thought I heard, Mortisan,
Speaker 3: I'm hearing Moron. Hold On, I'm gonna I'm gonna google it.
Speaker 3: You google it. My phone's dead. Car be plaguing up
Speaker 3: my ship any more than it's already plugged up, kind of.
Speaker 8: Like listen, those are yeah, yeah to all that.
Speaker 3: I think that what you're talking about is a very
Speaker 3: regular thing that's not only specific to Haiti, although I'm
Speaker 3: sure they have it in abundance. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 3: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Should open that before the thing, Okay, I think it is.
Speaker 2: I think it's Coco Mordan and it refers to two things.
Speaker 2: According to the AI overview, which I trust, is a
Speaker 2: term for an ancient tan trick technique of muscle contraction
Speaker 2: and relaxation kegels in the Dominican to achieve sexual pleasure
Speaker 2: and aid in childbirth. It is literally okay.
Speaker 3: Also, you know what I like about that? I don't
Speaker 3: feel like there is as much talk about ancient sexual
Speaker 3: technique a lot of different It's like I feel like
Speaker 3: we hear about the common suture and that's it, and
Speaker 3: it's like all these places I'm sure have been doing.
Speaker 2: I'll say this, and maybe this is a little bit
Speaker 2: of a nice full circle for this conversation. I do think,
Speaker 2: and I stand on this, that millennials are the smartest generation.
Speaker 2: I do not think we're the best at fucking I
Speaker 2: think that history would tell us that the people before
Speaker 2: us were fucking better, stronger, more vivacious than we will
Speaker 2: ever know.
Speaker 3: I think it's because we're further away from being animals.
Speaker 2: And they are, and I think we would do well
Speaker 2: to study them and learn how to get a little
Speaker 2: bit more of that animal, rather than to be to
Speaker 2: pretend is if we've got it all figured out.
Speaker 3: I think we're fucking better than anybody below us, below.
Speaker 2: Us, like generations, oh like gen Z and jen Alfa
Speaker 2: and all them when they come around. Yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: What they are.
Speaker 6: Though I don't know how old those kids are.
Speaker 2: I think they're just there. You have to learn in
Speaker 2: their twenties, right, really, Yeah, yeah, I think they're smack
Speaker 2: dab in their twenties high end low.
Speaker 3: I think that, but they just had they don't have
Speaker 3: porno exposure early, so it's like ed and stuff like
Speaker 3: that is a big problem, and they are.
Speaker 2: Having statistically way less sex than we Yeah. Yeah, hm hmm,
Speaker 2: so yeah, we're the best. We're the best right now,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm fish enough to take it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I agree because I well actually
Speaker 1: started a podcast. I have a podcast called Jazz after
Speaker 1: Dark just for my Patreon because there's no safe space
Speaker 1: I feel like for to talk openly about intimacy. So
Speaker 1: I talk about sex, intimacy relationships sometimes, but it's mainly
Speaker 1: about a sex podcast. But I feel like our generation
Speaker 1: is so uptight, and I think it's maybe because our
Speaker 1: parents are our grandparents. We're so uptight when it comes
Speaker 1: to talking about that stuff that I'm like, we can't
Speaker 1: be that good at it if you're not willing to
Speaker 1: talk about it and like share information, And we can't
Speaker 1: be that good at sex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's interesting because I feel I do feel like
Speaker 3: older people talked about it a lot less. I think
Speaker 3: they fucked more. I think there was just not as
Speaker 3: much talk around it, I think they which is a
Speaker 3: problem because then I think that that is what leads
Speaker 3: to like, I think they.
Speaker 2: Just didn't lead with it the same way we do.
Speaker 2: I think they talked about it more more often than
Speaker 2: we realize, Like I think, like, I mean, what the
Speaker 2: fuck were the temptations singing about if not like sex
Speaker 2: in some version? They just they just weren't leading so
Speaker 2: intensely with the language of sex.
Speaker 7: I mean there, I do think that there is a
Speaker 7: possibility of that, right that, like, there are always the
Speaker 7: because sex has been happening forever.
Speaker 3: I don't think we just.
Speaker 2: Now discovered a good way to do it, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So I think it's I think maybe it just wasn't
Speaker 3: talked about, And I think it was talked about between
Speaker 3: like between people. I think it wasn't talked about like
Speaker 3: like you ever read like books from like dudes from
Speaker 3: the seventies, like like what's that Nathan mccallbook makes me
Speaker 3: want to holler. All them dudes did was sit around
Speaker 3: and talk about fucking.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. Teddy Pendergrass was the nastiest man
Speaker 2: on the planet, right, but he wasn't really saying nothing
Speaker 2: that nasty. You just knew, like when he was like
Speaker 2: turn off the lights, you then imagined all of what
Speaker 2: Teddy was about to do to this lady. And I
Speaker 2: think that's more what we're like. They did. They didn't
Speaker 2: lead with it the same way, but they were really
Speaker 2: getting it in before us.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So I don't know if millennials are the best
Speaker 6: at that.
Speaker 3: That's fair.
Speaker 2: I think you're probably right. We don't. We don't win
Speaker 2: that championship.
Speaker 3: I mean, but right now they're old, they're too old,
Speaker 3: that's true. Well, just but just by age, I think
Speaker 3: we got it.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, I'll say this, I don't think
Speaker 2: you age out of it.
Speaker 6: Well, what about is it?
Speaker 1: Like like what's the next generation above us? Like Luke
Speaker 1: and like, uh you know next Yeah, don't you have
Speaker 1: like Luke and don't you have like Freakfest? And like yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think maybe the generation that's a little
Speaker 1: bit older than us might be a little bit better.
Speaker 7: You're saying our parents might be better. It hurts the personified.
Speaker 2: I hated when you said that. I understand that.
Speaker 1: I think, well, my parents are older, so it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be my parents because they're baby boomers. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: it'd be like our older siblings or something.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool. I mean my mom's for sure, Oh okay,
Speaker 3: my mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mom's fifty eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom's from thirty eight. My mom's fifty seven.
Speaker 6: Yeah okay, so y'all my parents are sixty five.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, so y'all's mama's well okay.
Speaker 2: I like that. We had a nice time. We were
Speaker 2: having a good day to day you didn't have.
Speaker 1: Y'all, Mama, y'all, mama, those girls.
Speaker 3: We were being so kind. Jasmine, this was so fun.
Speaker 3: Could you tell the people where they can find you?
Speaker 6: I had a blast.
Speaker 1: Y'all can find me on Instagram or TikTok at ja
Speaker 1: z m y n j W also have a YouTube
Speaker 1: comedian Jasmine W. And I have a Patreon where I
Speaker 1: talk about sex and intimacy on a show called Jazz
Speaker 1: after Dark And uh yeah, so yeah that's where you
Speaker 1: can find me.
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