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Speaker 1: Ah, science, the wonderful, fascinating world where you can spend

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Speaker 1: years doing intense research to prove that broccoli is good

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Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, thank you science.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: And while the topic of thermodynamics in the periodic table

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Speaker 1: are pretty sexy on their own, it only gets hotter

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Speaker 1: when you add a boatload of booze to the equation.

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Speaker 1: Is exactly what happened the other day at a big

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Speaker 1: event downtown called Beer in Science Night. So we sent

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Speaker 1: Jose and Alexis there with a microphone that asked the

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Speaker 1: inebriated nerds what you're doing here? And before we get

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Speaker 1: to the audio, this is definitely a different type of

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Speaker 1: event than we normally do. So just real quick, Jose, like,

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Speaker 1: describe what it was like there. Give us an idea

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Speaker 1: of the scene.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're in a big science center. People are doing

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Speaker 3: like experiments in different rooms, and there are like dinosaurs everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Oh right, because that's also I think.

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Speaker 4: And Boz's bar.

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Speaker 5: I heard t Rex loves a dry Martine.

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Speaker 1: Let's listen to the first clip of what you're doing

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Speaker 1: at Beer and Science Night.

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Speaker 3: What you're doing at Science and Beer Night, I'm getting hammered.

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Speaker 3: That's great, And what makes you want to get drunk

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Speaker 3: with dinosaurs.

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Speaker 2: You know, they're they're great wingmen. You know why is that?

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Speaker 2: You know, you're you're chatting to some girl up. You know,

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Speaker 2: they just kind of sit there and scream. You know,

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Speaker 2: they scream, bear their teeth. It's great.

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Speaker 1: How exactly is that good for you?

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Speaker 4: I get terrified?

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Speaker 3: Yea, I thought you were going to say, the girl

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Speaker 3: gets scared and then you're chivalrous and you grabber by

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Speaker 3: the arm and say I'm here for you.

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Speaker 2: No, I run away like a like a child, and

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Speaker 2: they love how vulnerable I am.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I think that's the pot for the next Jurassic Park

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Speaker 5: guy screaming and running away.

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Speaker 1: I got it's brilliant. Everybody has strategies to pick up women.

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Speaker 1: No one is doing it this way, nobody.

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Speaker 3: Nobody let the women come to you.

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Speaker 6: You what you're doing in science and beer night?

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, I'm just hanging out here with my

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Speaker 5: lady and walking around seeing the incredible live action dinos.

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Speaker 6: Here.

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Speaker 4: You're in a date night tonight, I am, of course.

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Speaker 4: What's this rank on the date night scale?

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Speaker 5: Hmmm, that's a good question. Well, she actually planned it.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say this is solid eight point seven?

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Speaker 4: What could she what could she have done better to

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Speaker 4: get to a ten?

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Speaker 3: Though?

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of dark corners in this place, weld.

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Speaker 5: You know, there's a photo booth. I found a photo booth,

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Speaker 5: and there's a curtain.

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Speaker 4: We can always, you know, we find what we want

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Speaker 4: to do. That you had that on the top of

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Speaker 4: your I mean, hey, they could.

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Speaker 5: It's always fun when people watch, right, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Okay? Wow? I was not expecting that answer.

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Speaker 5: Well, the dinosaurs are watching. They're in animate objects. But hey,

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Speaker 5: they're here.

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Speaker 4: I did not.

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Speaker 5: Dinosaurs, That's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I get it now. Sorry, I took me

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Speaker 4: a second.

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Speaker 1: Do you get the feeling? Right before he's about to

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Speaker 1: get intimate, he turns the photo of his mom towards

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Speaker 1: the bed.

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Speaker 4: Who it was talking about?

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Speaker 3: The dinosaurs?

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Speaker 1: Guys, Yeah, yeah, the dinosaurs. That's not I have a

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Speaker 1: feeling that that wasn't in the girlfriend's date plans.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's what you're doing at Science and Beer Night,

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Speaker 1: where Jose and Alexis went to the local science museum

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Speaker 1: to ask a simple question, what you're doing at Science

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Speaker 1: and Beer Night.

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Speaker 5: As the name implies, drinking some beer and having some science.

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Speaker 3: Are we are we on a date night tonight? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Sure, okay, I like that.

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Speaker 3: So look, you guys are in love. I can confirm that,

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Speaker 3: correct you. Since we're out of science and I could

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Speaker 3: create a love potion. What would go in your love potion?

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Speaker 2: Glitter?

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Speaker 3: Glitter? Wait a minute, so explain, explain your logic.

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Speaker 5: Glitter is the piece of craft supplies, so like, once

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Speaker 5: you've got it on you, it's that forever, you can't

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Speaker 5: get rid of glitter.

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Speaker 3: That's a way to put.

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Speaker 1: It very accurate.

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Speaker 4: You got glitter on your portion.

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Speaker 5: Will never run out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, came into studio this morning with some love potions.

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Speaker 3: Clearly all over last night.

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Speaker 6: Stick to answer.

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Speaker 3: Clip.

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Speaker 4: What you're doing a science and beer night? Doing science

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Speaker 4: and beer but with cocktails. They get drunk and play

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Speaker 4: with toys that were meant for kids. Hey, I love that,

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Speaker 4: And is that what made you come here tonight? Then

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Speaker 4: it's like an excuse to play with the toys. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and the alcohol too. Yeah, I would agree with the

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Speaker 4: help of these dinosaurs, I was gonna say, so I

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Speaker 4: did come up.

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Speaker 6: I saw you taking a photo over there in front

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Speaker 6: of the dinosaur.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know with the grim.

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Speaker 4: Okay, have you seen any like attractive guys here tonight?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think they all have girlfriends.

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Speaker 6: There is a lot of people on dates. Yeah, so

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Speaker 6: any hot guys listening right now? You're drunk, you're ready

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Speaker 6: to go, you're taking your hot piics. What do you

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Speaker 6: have to say to them?

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Speaker 3: If you have a mustache or a mullet and you're

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Speaker 3: a democrap, please message me on Instagram if you like dinosaurs.

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Speaker 4: She wants a mustache in a moment.

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Speaker 3: There's a very specific requirement.

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Speaker 1: Only a science person could get that detailed exactly what

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Speaker 1: she wants in a may Yeahsaurus.

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Speaker 3: What you're doing at science and Beer night, having a

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Speaker 3: few beers, playing some games. Okay, and you guys are

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Speaker 3: on This looks like a contraption, and it's called flexibility.

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Speaker 3: It's like an experiment, Yes, flexibility experiment.

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Speaker 4: I'm about to show these fools this is done. Oh okay, you're.

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Speaker 3: Actually about to hop on, So explain to people what

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Speaker 3: you're doing. Your legs are out in front of you,

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Speaker 3: and then.

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Speaker 4: Your front and then you reach forward as far as

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Speaker 4: you can. It's a flexibility thing. I'm getting on with you.

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Speaker 3: Move over. I want to try Okay, strap my feet

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Speaker 3: in here right now. Ma me feel weird already. Okay,

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Speaker 3: rest the button. See what happened? Okay, too fast?

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Speaker 4: Flexibility pays off.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like you need to go to the yoga

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Speaker 3: y yeah, or you don't if you make that noise.

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, Jose actually bought that machine and brought it.

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Speaker 4: Home with him. Oh so that wasn't paid.

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Speaker 1: Didn't sound like pay, no, no, no, that was all pleasure.

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Speaker 1: That was what you do with that science and beer night.

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Speaker 5: I feel changed.

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Speaker 1: We're officially not allowed back to that museum.

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Speaker 5: Checks out.

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Speaker 3: At least I got the machine.

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Speaker 1: Police was coming up right after this.