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Speaker 1: I have some stand up dates starting this week on

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Speaker 1: October eighteenth, I'm in Tulsa, Oklahoma, followed by Oklahoma City, Dallas,

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Speaker 1: San Antonio, Houston, Brian, Texas, Lafayette, Louisiana, New Orleans, and

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Speaker 1: then I ended in Austin, Texas on Halloween through November two.

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Speaker 1: Go to Chris Fairbanks dot com for tickets. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to podcast? Chris? I am? I am

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Speaker 2: all right. Let's keep it loose and positive and goosey yes,

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Speaker 2: positive boy. I've been negative in the past and no longer.

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Speaker 2: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: much baggage you clean us time and Tourmanol and Gabe.

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Speaker 2: We want to send you us in stall. We want

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Speaker 2: to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared or was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks, This is Karen Kilgareth and we

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Speaker 2: are riding and we are what positive were positively driving

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Speaker 2: in a car? Positive that we're in a car.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no question, I'm doing this thing assuming everyone's a

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Speaker 5: new viewer.

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Speaker 2: Good idea.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I explained the podcast at the beginning.

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Speaker 4: At the top, you explain how podcasts are seen with

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Speaker 4: the eyes of the ear.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, burn up your ear holes because there's a look.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of sights in sound. That's right, all

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Speaker 2: sound sights. I had a great I had at How

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Speaker 2: was your week? How was mine week? Oh? Man, it's Monday,

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Speaker 2: isn't it. Yeah? It it was hard. Yeah, I guess

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Speaker 2: last week. That's okay. Let's not talk about our crazy weekend.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: I partied all hardy weekend. No, I no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: A lot of quiet moments. I bought a rug.

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Speaker 2: I'm old. I don't do stuff like that. Hey, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm I had ordered some old barn would Isn't it fun? Yes?

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Speaker 4: To be decorative? Oh you know what I did do

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Speaker 4: that was really fun? Is I did that bring your

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Speaker 4: own Tribute Band show?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Brian Cook and Andy Wood? It was fun. We

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Speaker 2: sing go gos.

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Speaker 4: But the setup it was like in this bar called

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Speaker 4: the Offbeat Bar in right in Highland Park, which is

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Speaker 4: a really cool bar on York. And it was all

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Speaker 4: just kind of like it was like any band playing

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Speaker 4: a small bar, you know what I mean. But all

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Speaker 4: the instruments were turned up so loud that when we

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Speaker 4: went to do the go Go songs, I literally could not.

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Speaker 2: Hear myself at all. So I was just kind of

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Speaker 2: it was like screaming into a fan. They didn't have

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Speaker 2: a feedback is monitor monitor. I I don't think there

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Speaker 4: And I do think that all the dudes had their

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Speaker 4: guitars and everything turned up.

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Speaker 2: To eleven, like they were just there to jam.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know, but I mean that was kind

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Speaker 4: of the fun of it, and it didn't matter.

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Speaker 2: It was like Carlile used to complain about the same thing.

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Speaker 2: I mean, look, the girls were there to rock.

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Speaker 4: It's the classic situation of people want to rock, but

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Speaker 4: instead of we got the beat.

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Speaker 2: Did you sing weird at Offbeat Tribute? God damn it, Chris,

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Speaker 2: We're at Offbeat. Everybody sit on your seats. They're at it. Oh.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 5: When it comes to puns, a lot of people are

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Speaker 5: against puns. Yeah, and I get it, but man, when

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Speaker 5: they're in song form form. There's no one that doesn't

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Speaker 5: like them. You can't well, you can't deny them, right.

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Speaker 5: They're powerful, right, and if you say anything that about

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Speaker 5: weird Al, you're going to get beat up by a

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Speaker 5: nerd that probably can't beat you up.

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Speaker 2: So let it happen. So let it happen. It'll make

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Speaker 2: you feel stronger. Yep. It's fun to interact. Just do

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Speaker 2: it and into it, and Al appreciates it in the

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Speaker 4: Yeahh so that was I would say that it was

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Speaker 4: like my big party weekend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is totally a party to rock and some

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Speaker 4: It was cool. I mean, yeah, it felt cool. Got

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Speaker 4: to see some cool people. Some of my favorite people

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Speaker 4: were there. It was just like, you know, a good hang.

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Speaker 2: I've been needing one of those. Why what did you

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Speaker 2: do this weekend?

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Speaker 5: I have for two weeks taken nothing but cold showers.

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Speaker 5: I decided it's I don't know that I'll stop. I

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Speaker 5: finally gotja water today. But I mean it's kind of

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Speaker 5: like a poor man's cryo therapy. I feel like it

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Speaker 5: shrinks my inflammation. Yes, I bet it does, but my

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Speaker 5: neighbors are probably going to complain. About me screaming shit

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Speaker 5: and fucked every time I shower.

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Speaker 4: There's I've done the same thing where my guests got

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Speaker 2: And it really is very torturing, it really is. But

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Speaker 2: it's a great way to wake up, like embracing you

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Speaker 2: in lieu of coffee.

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Speaker 5: I just spray cold water on my body and it

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Speaker 5: definitely wakes you up, gets ready or the old eyebags.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you really said there a while, but I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Also makes your hair shiny. Oh really, huh? No more

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Speaker 2: vasaline and other home remedy beauty methods.

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Speaker 5: Vacilline can do everything. Yes, yes, you get burns, dry lips.

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Speaker 5: You just put it in your scalp and it works

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Speaker 5: as a great PALMADEE.

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Speaker 2: Put it on your eyes. It makes some sparkle. Do this,

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Speaker 2: everyone write these downs a sunblock on your body.

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Speaker 5: And yes, oh yes, it certainly doesn't magnify, said so

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Speaker 5: at all. I just thought it's funny because I when

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Speaker 5: I moved into my apartment, there was no electricity, so

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Speaker 5: I called the Department of Water and Power and then

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Speaker 5: they said, oh, we have this concierge service that does

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Speaker 5: everything for you. We'll connect you now to Spectrum like

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Speaker 5: we did everything. I know I signed up for gas,

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Speaker 5: but apparently maybe because gas was already there.

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Speaker 5: I've just had free gas for six months. Right, it's

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Speaker 5: not free, it's now program. I'll have to pay for

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Speaker 5: back gas.

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Speaker 4: Uh, you're paying for that gas, friend, Oh I am,

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Speaker 4: I'll come. Neither of us have made a fart joke

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Speaker 4: because we're fucking great.

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Speaker 2: We're grown up. Yeah, we're waiting for the good idea

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Speaker 5: And I just had when the city of Los Angeles,

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Speaker 5: I've never been on a gas bill, so I just

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Speaker 5: because I was starting from scratch, I waited literally two

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Speaker 5: weeks because they said I was calling saying it's silly,

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Speaker 5: I'm taking cold showers please, and there they said, I'll look,

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Speaker 5: and she kept looking. She's like, it has to be

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Speaker 5: in two weeks. I'm sorry, we don't have any other appointments.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it always is. I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 5: But anyway, today he came immediately hot, nice, everything's back steaming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, time to bring back that swelling.

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Speaker 4: And look, you can still make fart jokes all you

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Speaker 4: want with gas without gas, exactly all of it.

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Speaker 2: I like it when it comes up organically. Barts, I mean, finally, beans, please, beans,

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Speaker 2: just pause.

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Speaker 4: That happens every once in a while on Twitter, people

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Speaker 4: will go, h, I can't believe you talked about blah

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Speaker 4: blah blah and nobody made a blah blah blahod joke,

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Speaker 4: but I always want to write back.

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Speaker 2: You fucking hack.

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Speaker 4: We don't make those jokes because they're stupid and bad jokes,

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Speaker 4: and any third grader can make that.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, anytime.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I've always as a comic, even if a

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Speaker 5: premise sounds familiar, Yeah, I won't. I'm like, well, so

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Speaker 5: everyone's already missed her show. Did a sketch about.

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Speaker 2: That, Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 4: You don't want to be the sixteenth person that's doing it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but most people that happened, and no offense if

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Speaker 5: you're not in comedy.

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Speaker 2: Most people. Actually that's what she said. School of joking,

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Speaker 2: where it's like, well, that's what everyone would have said,

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Speaker 2: so why didn't you say it? Many people are still

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Speaker 2: School of So let's you know, oh god, that's all.

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Speaker 4: Let's all tighten up our games because we all are

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Speaker 4: in comedy these days.

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Speaker 2: You're in deep and we can't get out. Whether you

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Speaker 2: know it or not, you're in it. You're part of

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Speaker 2: someone's joke. Yeah, you're definitely in your family. Beating your family.

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Speaker 5: I'm just pausing and saying stuff like you did with

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Speaker 2: New co be it in your family, be it around

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Speaker 2: the office. You're part of a job. That's what I see.

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Speaker 2: I get it now. Beat your family.

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Speaker 4: Are like subliminal messages that the do you Need to

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Speaker 4: Ride podcast is so proud to bring to everybody.

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Speaker 2: Are you bored at work? Beat your family? It's just

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Speaker 2: like we are the the farts and violence of a

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Speaker 2: backwards beatles record, farts and violins, helter skelter, slap, your

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Speaker 5: Sometimes I feel like you're saying things because you know

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Speaker 5: I want to say it, So you lower yourself to

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Speaker 5: that's right to the boy.

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Speaker 2: But the group of boys fart comedy. That's as a woman,

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Speaker 2: that is what we're expected to. Well, you also hang

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Speaker 2: out with a lot of groups of boys. It's some writing.

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Speaker 2: I mean, not on week not don't slit, shame me

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Speaker 2: on my own pocket. Listen. I like boys. Every time

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Speaker 2: some frat house. I'm tired of it.

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Speaker 4: I like nineteen year old boys, right, you're the dumbest one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and it's uh And they're barely legal caprisa,

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Speaker 4: The idea of like really trying to take back the

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Speaker 2: Like yeah, man, ohly legal boys?

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Speaker 5: What there was When I first moved here, I shot a.

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Speaker 5: I guess Aston Ashton Kutcher was going to stop doing punk,

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Speaker 5: but he didn't stop doing it and punked America. Oh,

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Speaker 5: but they were trying to find a new prank show

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Speaker 5: and they were it. I think that Daniel Tosh has

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Speaker 5: been in contract to have a show with Comedy Central

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Speaker 5: for years, like years prior to that to Talk point

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Speaker 5: were but the joke was on us because we didn't

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Speaker 5: know what we were being sent to do. We'd be

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Speaker 5: given this envelope with a dossier.

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Speaker 2: Is sure, yeah, sure you did it. I almost said yeah.

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Speaker 5: It would be wordy and riddle filled, and we'd read

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Speaker 5: it and it said hope you're ready to teach a class.

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Speaker 5: And we're like, okay, oh.

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Speaker 2: He's and he was like, well, of course you're better

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Speaker 2: One, missus Mercedes. Yeah it was yeah, a woman was

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Speaker 4: It's sometimes it is hard to multitask and drive and

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Speaker 5: And I think it's because we were just people don't

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Speaker 2: You mean, like forcing Aaron to eat if we invited

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Speaker 2: control Hi, Stephen, do you want sure? I'll do a

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Speaker 2: You got it, Leggings. You were right to get on

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Speaker 4: Well, and also because you don't want to to people

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Speaker 4: Second thing I thought of was don't don't block the

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Speaker 4: I'm just I'm jealous because it's I just always look

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Speaker 4: We're off the crosswalk now and the car behind us

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Speaker 4: Okay, I knew my purse for the just for a

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Speaker 5: She'd drive me to school, hand me her coffee, which

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Speaker 2: It would spill in her purse. And I'm sorry, mother, mother, Mother,

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Speaker 4: I went to dinner with my friend Jamie last night,

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Speaker 4: And it made me laugh so hard because we used

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Speaker 2: Would it was It just made me. It made me

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Speaker 5: Now, it's so easy. I'm my sister would like a

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Speaker 2: You can cyber rob your parents. Wow, hello high No,

441
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 2: thank you. I thought that guy said wow because he

442
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 2: recognized you. Whatever. It happened again at a different location.

443
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 2: Ooh looks good.

444
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 4: No, that's okay, thank you.

445
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 2: Oh I see why you get these, Stephen. That is

446
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 2: so good. This tastes like ice.

447
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 5: Cream, but it's it's not as sweet as the original

448
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 5: pumpkin slice a.

449
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: Little bit more. That's today. Thank you. It's so.

450
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm the person that I just used to

451
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 5: always get black coffee feet.

452
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 2: But my diet starts tomorrow, mom My daet starts tomorrow.

453
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 2: It's such a walking Cathy car kind of looked like

454
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 2: it was gonna hit your mirror.

455
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 4: I know that a lot of cars these days, and

456
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's uh simultaneous with the

457
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 4: kind of crumbling of democracy. People are driving with a vengeance.

458
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:40,120
Speaker 4: People are going that shit. And there's a lot more

459
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 4: honking these days.

460
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: Yep. I find there's a lot more traffic.

461
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 5: Yep, more people coming ending up at LAX with nothing

462
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 5: but some yoga pants and sides.

463
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 2: Yep. Two cars on the street. It's always a white Mercedes.

464
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry, but it's always a white Mercedes.

465
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 2: Did you see the referendum that they're they're going to

466
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 2: no longer allow Uber lifted the airport at Lax. Yes,

467
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 2: Oh wow, this is going to be great for our booking.

468
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 2: Yes wow.

469
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 4: We're going to have so many more people asking us

470
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 4: to be on the show that we don't take the

471
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 4: time to book. That is.

472
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 5: But now I'm thinking about my own airport trips. I

473
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 5: rely on Lift, I know.

474
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 4: And there's what they're saying is people are going to

475
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 4: have to take a shuttle to a spot. Okay, like

476
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 4: off you are. Most airports do that.

477
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: You go, at least they have them drive through a

478
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 2: special area in the parking garage or something. They don't

479
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 2: just have them. It's unheard of lax. I don't know.

480
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 2: I can't speak for all airports.

481
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 5: But they usually dullest, planned ahead, dullest off site, underground,

482
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 5: second story, next, go.

483
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 2: Ahead, give me were internation. Ginsburgh writer don't know anything

484
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 2: about the Pittsburgh city has an airport lift Hubert. Much

485
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 2: like Lax, you just do it. And so that's a

486
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:16,199
Speaker 2: bad example. Well let's talk about Allen Ginsburg. Let's talk

487
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 2: about Alan Ginsburg's poetry.

488
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 5: It's Ginsburg, the one that did the song always Wear Sunscreen?

489
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: Or Am I wrong? I don't know. I don't know.

490
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 2: Vonna gets you couldn't know.

491
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 5: But then we're all wrong because I read it was

492
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 5: just an article by this woman and they used it.

493
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 2: For that song. I mean, but it was it was

494
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 2: she kind of ripped off. So everyone's ripping each other off. Look,

495
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 2: that is the way of the world these days. Just

496
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 2: like you know, Carnosaur was like alien. I like to

497
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 2: bring up conversations we had off podcasts.

498
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 5: Mike, people will listen, will be like, wait, maybe I'm

499
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 5: wasn't paying attention.

500
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: Listen not at all.

501
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 4: That was a conversation that was had forty five minutes

502
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 4: in way off Mike.

503
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 2: This is a fun side street that I accidentally went down.

504
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, this looks like a fake That looks like a

505
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 5: fake alley a Universal studio.

506
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 2: It really did.

507
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 4: In that restaurant's called Mini Kebab, which I want to

508
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,439
Speaker 4: know if it's because it's a little restaurant or if

509
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 4: they give you a kebab on like a toothpit.

510
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 2: I certainly hope it's. Oh.

511
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 5: You know how I love mediatures, and if they're actually edible,

512
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 5: Oh ah, I want to make a burrito for a

513
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 5: mouse so bad. Have you seen these burrito mouse videos? Yes,

514
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 5: there's a whole slew of them. You can go down

515
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,400
Speaker 5: to a real mouse hole watching them. They have tiny

516
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 5: They make a little chef make a little.

517
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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm sorry, why that's a man chill talking? Oh?

518
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 2: And then I stare down. And also I just rolled

519
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 2: forward a little bit.

520
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 5: Your honk was sufficient. We didn't need your devil eyes.

521
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 4: Although they knew because I was looking at that stop

522
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 4: light right and it was green.

523
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 2: I was going to go, oh, right, they.

524
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 5: Maybe that woman's like it was a honk that sounds

525
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 5: like hey, but it was really a honk that's like I've.

526
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 2: Made that mistake before. Friend was totally understanding. Don't be

527
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 2: like me. That was a honk of compassion. Yeah, maybe

528
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 2: it was recent You noticed neckberries.

529
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,199
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, see, people are flying off these it's nuts

530
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 4: out here, guys.

531
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 2: I blame the current political climate.

532
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 4: It's the only explanation it is. Thank you, ma'am for

533
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 4: your compassionate honk.

534
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's nice. Oh it's a guy. Okay, Yeah,

535
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 2: he looks like he's friendly because he's a man that

536
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 2: looks like an old woman. That is, actually, any man

537
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: that looks like an.

538
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 5: Elderly old librarian lady is probably the sweetest.

539
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 4: Usually not super agrom Sorry, it's always the guys that

540
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 4: look like, you know, a Gary Busey type.

541
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, he looked that way because of the faces he's

542
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 5: made his whole life.

543
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 2: Yes, everyone knows when he is young.

544
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 5: I used to bet people that because people would just say, oh,

545
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 5: have you seen Big Wednesday with Nick Nolty, I'm like, God,

546
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 5: damn it, that's not Nick Nolty, it's Gary Busey. For

547
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 5: the longest time when they were both and now they

548
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 5: both are like rugged, jagged, scarfaced, sunken eyed men. Based

549
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 5: on lifestyle and their faces turned into who they've been.

550
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. God, I hope they don't listen.

551
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 5: Oh, oh, I ope Jake Bucy's listening.

552
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: It seems like he'd listen to podcasts. I think it's interesting.

553
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 4: Jake Bucy proves that you can inherit teeth, right because

554
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 4: he has the exact same teeth that his father has.

555
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird.

556
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 5: I guess you know. It's all based on scale. I

557
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 5: have my dad's shin bones and legs would be weird.

558
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 2: Just the shit, I mean, legs, the whole leg, top

559
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 2: and bottom, and aren't teeth bones? They aren't. I tricked you.

560
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 2: They're not, are they No? Because bones go away and

561
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 2: teeth stay forever. Right where do bones go?

562
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 4: Do you?

563
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

564
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 5: I mean if you burn someone, there's still going to

565
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 5: be teeth, So they are just fun. If you make

566
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 5: a mass grave and pull some some kind of burn,

567
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 5: get try and get rid of a body with burning

568
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 5: Oh got it.

569
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 2: The teeth always end up in there, right, like the

570
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 2: last to go. Yeah, gotch you.

571
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, Now that we know what you're talking about, it's

572
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 4: so much less scary.

573
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 2: That was a little bit disturbing for a while. Oh,

574
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 2: because I was just bringing up body burning. You said

575
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 2: bones are the last to go. You're the one that

576
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 2: got me in all this murder shit. You started it.

577
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 4: No, I you know, look, I want to talk about

578
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 4: I wanted to talk about bodies being burnt.

579
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 2: I want to talk about bones going last.

580
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 5: Yes, of course, first, like we said, this is going

581
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,959
Speaker 5: to be a positive episode.

582
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get all high on my coffee. We're really

583
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 4: going to figure it out.

584
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 2: We're really going to ramp this up at the end.

585
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 5: I like how we start kind of cool and casual,

586
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 5: how you been friend was your weekend?

587
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 2: And then by the end we're swinging the chandelier like

588
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 2: it'll be like that would be right at the time.

589
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 4: My mom would go, you're laughing now, but you're going

590
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 4: to be crying in a minute.

591
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 5: Oh just because you're oh not. It wouldn't be caffeine based.

592
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 4: Just like childhood based, when you would be like laughing

593
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 4: and everything would.

594
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 2: Get real spased out, really hyped up.

595
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then that's when my mom would yelled out

596
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 4: from the other room. And she was always right because

597
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 4: then somebody would like accidentally slap someone across the face

598
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 4: and it would all, you know, turn to tears.

599
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: Did I tell you about the time. I wasn't babysitting.

600
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 5: I was just my dad had a friend and his

601
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 5: son was al at the time.

602
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 2: He has since I'm so old.

603
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 5: He since had a professional skiing.

604
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: Career and retired. No really, but yeah, but he was

605
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 2: a little kid with diapers at this point, and I

606
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: I threw something we were playing. I don't know. I

607
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 2: think I hit his head with like a block or

608
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: something like a piece of wood hit his head and

609
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 2: he started crying, and I'm like, oh shit, time to

610
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: make him laugh, And so I like started throwing bricks

611
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 2: up in the air to land on my head.

612
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 5: So I'm evening it out and also comedically getting hurt.

613
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 5: It's perfect, good kid, Yes, And I threw one. It

614
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 5: hit a light fixture, the glass. It broke into shards

615
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 5: of glass. A piece of glass came down and went

616
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 5: through my ear, like in the back of my ear,

617
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 5: and blood just started pouring down my face. Then he

618
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 5: started laughing. That was very funny. Little kids don't understand blood.

619
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 5: He just thought, how did you make yeh? Bright red liquid.

620
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 2: Come out of your head? A majestic apart, And so

621
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: my dad came in and it's like, how the hell

622
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 2: are you bleeding everywhere? It's just it went through. It

623
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 2: was just a long piece of glass and went through

624
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 2: my outer ear and I had to get stitches and everything.

625
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 2: But my dad he replaced the light fixture for his

626
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 2: friend and replaced it with the scariest clown.

627
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 5: And that was the one time I saw this kid.

628
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 5: I was like, do you still have that scary ass

629
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 5: clown light fixture? He's like, yeah, well I don't know

630
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 5: why I have that. And then I told him the

631
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 5: whole story, because of course he didn't remember.

632
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Yeah, and the reason you grew up with

633
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 2: a clown on your ceiling.

634
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 4: Your dad was like, this will be great because a

635
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 4: child will love a clown.

636
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 2: Lightness.

637
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 5: I think that he said, I got to replace this

638
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 5: piece of ceiling, the light fixture glass.

639
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 2: Oh, these are on sale because they're horrified. And it

640
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 2: was just a hood kid. Blood agot murdered. Sorry, no,

641
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: I just want to unveil my clown character. No, no,

642
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 2: I wasn't saying no to that. Like I do like

643
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 2: the character. I love the character is you're ripping it

644
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 2: off from the Sensen.

645
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 4: What I love, though, is I don't like the idea

646
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 4: because I was picturing looking up and just seeing like

647
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 4: a standard Barnum and Bailey clown face.

648
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 5: It is horrible. It's the kind of clown open mouth.

649
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 5: You might as well be squirting a square gun in there.

650
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 2: No.

651
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, although I do love that game at the fair,

652
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 4: scorting a score gun into like a clown mouth so

653
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 4: that the balloon pops and or you make horses race

654
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 4: is the best game there is.

655
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, there is a there's an anxiety. It's the fun kind,

656
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 5: but you really because it's a race. But you just

657
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 5: have to keep it steady into your thing.

658
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 2: Yes, and so the excitement of wanting to get you

659
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 2: will get shaky and it throws off your game. Yeah,

660
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,959
Speaker 2: you gotta stay cool and collect like it's the land loop.

661
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 4: They basically are training children to be marksmen at a

662
00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 4: young age.

663
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 2: Oh, I love it. You're right, that's what I'm about.

664
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 2: I'm bad. If you ask any marine why they wanted

665
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 2: to become a sniper, I'll say.

666
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 4: Fair clowns, fair clowns. I wanted to shoot a clown

667
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 4: in the mouth.

668
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: Since I was a child, I never I was raised

669
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 2: not to even the b beguns. They had the baby guns.

670
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 5: That were rapid fire and they put up a piece

671
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 5: of paper with a star. And remember you had to

672
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 5: shoot out the star, yep, or whoever shot the most

673
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 5: of the star.

674
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: I didn't want to. I always thought someone would take

675
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 2: one of those baby guns and just turn and shoot

676
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 2: me in the eye. Well that's happened, of course it would.

677
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: They're horrifying.

678
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and children shouldn't play with a thing that can

679
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 4: actually put out your eye like a little Mexican dog.

680
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 2: Oh wait, was that.

681
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 4: On the air?

682
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 5: No?

683
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: No, sorry, oh that was frere topic. Sorry everybody.

684
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 5: No, but there's there's blind dogs out there, and some

685
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 5: of them it's at the hands of a baby gun.

686
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 4: The idea that Chris's friend rescued a blind dog off

687
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 4: the streets of Mexico, and I was filled with an

688
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 4: agitation before you told all the parts about how happy

689
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 4: and great this dog.

690
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, because the dog doesn't know he's bline, she's blind. Yeah,

691
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 5: she's just like I'm a regular dog. No one ever

692
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 5: told me, yep, this is how we all are. And

693
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 5: then you open the little eyelids and there just wasn't eyeballs,

694
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 5: never developed them.

695
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 2: Well, because I.

696
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 4: Think about everyone's while I think about Frank and I

697
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 4: think about Frank being on the streets by himself, and

698
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 4: I get really upset.

699
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 2: And he has both really big old bulgy eyes.

700
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 4: So and even that is like so sad for a

701
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,720
Speaker 4: little dog to be on the street alone.

702
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you think eyes, You think of the eyes crying,

703
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,479
Speaker 5: You think of dirt and dust getting in the eyes.

704
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 2: Yep, no, no eye drops for that dog. This dog

705
00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 2: was like, no worries, who cares, he's probably hearing unbelievable.

706
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 2: I probably looked fun. I probably didn't just eat a

707
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,399
Speaker 2: dead rat.

708
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,479
Speaker 4: Maybe he developed so many other senses. He's a great

709
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 4: painter or whatever.

710
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 2: Just that dog.

711
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 5: I'll tell you one thing has great spatial awareness. Just

712
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 5: almost measures a room like an appraiser.

713
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 4: You will never sit too close to you and make

714
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 4: you uncomfortable, won't sit too far away from you r

715
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 4: you feel bad.

716
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 2: Just guy knows how to give you your space. M

717
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 2: h knows how to maintain, but not so far that

718
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 2: you feel cold and abandoned, abandoned, abandoned. We were talking

719
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 2: about marines and something came up. Mistakes, children getting hurt. Yes, okay,

720
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 2: we covered it. Okay, bye, Hey that's my childhood and

721
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 2: I lost it. That's okay.

722
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 4: We are in the kind of a warehouse area of Glendale,

723
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 4: going into like Eagle Rock Island Park.

724
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 2: Okay, I maybe could have guessed that.

725
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 4: I like this area. I think it's like where you

726
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 4: could your band could practice. Oh I just saw a

727
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 4: sign that said drum school.

728
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, and somewhere in here h Robin von Swink, who's

729
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 5: a photographer who's very good to my first oiled up photos.

730
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 2: Oh nice. She's like, here, have some whiskey, put this

731
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 2: baby oil on this vest. I was like, what do

732
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 2: we do it?

733
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 4: That was one the one where you were kind of

734
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 4: it almost looked like a metal Yeah.

735
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that was great. Yeah. I just brought in

736
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: a vest and I was like, we could do something

737
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 2: with that's sleeveless best And she was like, I know

738
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 2: exactly what your entire album is going to look like.

739
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that was her. That's she's amazing.

740
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 4: She did my favorite Murders picture that we used over

741
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 4: and over.

742
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I haven't gotten new ones of yet. I

743
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 2: will always use her if she'll have me.

744
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's very famous now. She does very well for herself,

745
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 4: which is very cool. She deserves it.

746
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like it, and she's like shot like music

747
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 5: videos for like metal bands.

748
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: Oh cool, very dark? Uh dark? I don't like that word,

749
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 2: but you know, for lack of a better word, I mean,

750
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 2: what else you supposed to say? Theme? The lighting is great, though.

751
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 4: She just turns out at the light and turns on

752
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 4: her video camera. Chris, Yes, if you have to fight

753
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 4: one hundred.

754
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 2: I've been sick for a week. Turned into Nick Nolty.

755
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I had I totally had allergies.

756
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 2: Have you ever had this happen?

757
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 5: My eyes are watering, my nose was plugged up, I

758
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 5: couldn't breathe, and I knew it was allergies.

759
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 2: It just was, and it just turned into a cold.

760
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 2: Is that possible?

761
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 4: I mean no, Okay, Allergies are like a reaction to

762
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 4: pollen and dust and things you're allergic to. Colds are

763
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 4: virus and you get it because it's like a sickness.

764
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 5: Well, then this was an allergy like never before I've

765
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 5: ever had where I.

766
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 2: Start coughing and got a sore throat. Okay, but that

767
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: sounds like you got a cold.

768
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 5: Every time I'm sneezing my whole life though, it's like

769
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 5: you you start sneezing like someone's getting a cold. I've

770
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 5: never sneezed while sick ever in my life. Sneezing is

771
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 5: just allergies. Allergies, yeah, okay, just never has happened.

772
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 2: It's like when I would fartre something, my dad my

773
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 2: ex step mom was like, oh, you should use the restroom.

774
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, there's no connection between that. And there's definitely

775
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 2: there's a connection, but it just at that moment. Some

776
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: people they got their their tubes are different in their body.

777
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 2: The fart tube is connected to this.

778
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 5: Its toes and I I really I had allergies so

779
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 5: bad that I just start coughing and I lost my

780
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 5: voice and I think it just turned it. Okay, maybe

781
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 5: it was a cold and this is the first time

782
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 5: I've sneezed. Yeah, anyway, yeah, I was sick. You're changing,

783
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 5: You're growing up. I'm growing up. I'm maturing. I'm getting

784
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 5: more and more ill.

785
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: You're dying. That's what growing up is. We really is.

786
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 2: It sounds grim, but we're all dying. We're all just dying.

787
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 2: Sure as the earth that's spinning, you're going to be

788
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 2: tits up by the end of the week. Get ready,

789
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 2: years years.

790
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 4: I always drive us over here kind of near that

791
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 4: weird home depot that's under the freeway.

792
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I need to turn around because it's a

793
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 2: weird habit. I sometimes skateboard there at that home depot.

794
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah there's a good one. Yeah there is. There's cement.

795
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 2: People have made things there. But Monday, the security guard

796
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 2: came over.

797
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 5: And it's just a sign of the times that that

798
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 5: is its skateboarding is more accepted now. He's like, I'm

799
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 5: so sorry, but I can't let you skate here anymore.

800
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 5: There's now a camera inside, and I have a security

801
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 5: manager that gets mad at me and I don't come

802
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,959
Speaker 5: kick you out. And he's here today he like apologized,

803
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 5: and I'm like, well, that's the nicest way I've ever

804
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 5: been kicked out of anywhere. He's like, I think it's

805
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 5: great what you guys do. There's nothing else going on here,

806
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 5: but you gotta go.

807
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 2: I feel like.

808
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 4: In the eighties when skateboarding first became like I became

809
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 4: aware of it, I would say late eighties. Yeah, it

810
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,959
Speaker 4: was this thing where it was like it's skateboarders versus

811
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 4: security guards and cops instead of a go skater, go home,

812
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 4: and fucking skateboarding is not a crime or whatever, and

813
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 4: then everyone realized, oh, actually, most all skateboarders are super cool.

814
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 4: People are incredibly chill and not trying to be dicks

815
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 4: at all. They're just trying to have fun and skateboard

816
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 4: and it's not a big deal. And so it feels

817
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 4: like these days it's like that whole thing of like, god,

818
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 4: damn you kids, get out of here is like it

819
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 4: doesn't even make sense anymore.

820
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't, but it's still it is the case,

821
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 2: is it, Yeah, because well, now there're skate parks and

822
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 2: that's where people get good. But if you're watching like

823
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 2: a skate video, no.

824
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 5: One wants to watch skate park footage necessarily, so it's

825
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 5: still is street skating. There's still security guards. They still

826
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 5: get mad and chase you and try and grab you.

827
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 5: Yeah it's hilary. Yeah it's insane, but most kids know

828
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 5: how to deal with it and calmly say I understand,

829
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 5: thank you, Can I try one more time?

830
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: And then the security guard will be like, okay.

831
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 5: But you better do it, and then they land in

832
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 5: some escape videos there's no more time, please, and then

833
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 5: we'll leave and then someone pulls out there permit for

834
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 5: shooting or whatever.

835
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 2: But yeah, bits you're right, was there, did you?

836
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 5: I went to Petaluma, but I don't feel like I

837
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 5: got to see your town.

838
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 2: Just yeah. The venue was like near breweries. Am I

839
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 2: saying that right? There's a bunch of.

840
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 5: When we were right by the brewery and no, and

841
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 5: I didn't, but I did go through enough to be like,

842
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 5: oh my gosh, this is like it seemed like Mendocino

843
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 5: where so like a Antelotte Lansbury type.

844
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 2: There was these cool old houses.

845
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 5: And I kept looking for to see if I could

846
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 5: spot your parents' car, even though I don't know, I

847
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,439
Speaker 5: don't know what to look a foxy Volvo actually, yes,

848
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 5: and yeah.

849
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 4: And then the main strip pedlum of Boulevard is where

850
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 4: all the really old buildings are that look, they shot

851
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 4: Peggy Seue got Married there.

852
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 2: They shot, of course, Howard the Duck. There they shot.

853
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 4: A bunch of different movies because that's Francis Ford. Coppola

854
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 4: likes to shoot in Pedaloma because it's all really legit

855
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 4: old looking.

856
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 2: Oh well, Peggy Sue got Married? Was that? Kathleen Turner, Yes,

857
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 2: and Nicholas Cage. It's actually a great movie. I'd never

858
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 2: have seen it it's really good.

859
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 4: It's like a woman who wakes up and she's a

860
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 4: teenager again and she's like, thinks it's really hilarious and stupid,

861
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 4: but she has to relive and she's like, oh my god,

862
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 4: this was my boyfriend and it's Nicholas Cage being a

863
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 4: total Nicholas Cage.

864
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 2: It's really funny. And then there's one moment freaking out

865
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 2: eating beetles.

866
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 4: Yes, but there's a moment where she's like at her

867
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 4: house or whatever, and she the phone rings and she

868
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 4: answers it and it's her grandma, and it's the most

869
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 4: beautiful moment. And Kathleen Turner is such a goddamn great

870
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 4: actress where it's that thing of you don't she wasn't

871
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 4: thinking about it because she's like, oh my god, I've.

872
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,240
Speaker 2: Gone back in time. This is so stupid.

873
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 4: She's like an adult, you know, dressing like a teenager

874
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 4: and acting like she telling her friends like we need

875
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 4: to smoke, and the friends are like, oh my god,

876
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 4: Piggy's see what's wrong with you, you know whatever. But

877
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 4: then the phone rings it's her grandma.

878
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 2: She's like Grandma, Oh my god, and she.

879
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 4: Has a total like freak out because it's her dead grandma, oh,

880
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 4: once again alive and it's and that's her Mom's like, Peggy,

881
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,959
Speaker 4: so you're sick, go lay down.

882
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 2: It's so funny that I haven't seen that movie, but

883
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 2: I do know.

884
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:25,479
Speaker 5: There is a scene from seeing the trailer where she's

885
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 5: laughing because her dad bought.

886
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,959
Speaker 2: A net Soul. Yes, you bought an nets soul. Yes,

887
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 2: And the way she laughs is so good. And I

888
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 2: had to turn to my dad and I'm like, what

889
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 2: the hell's an that soult? And He's like, it was

890
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: a car that was like a design accomplishment that no

891
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 2: one bought and it was ugly.

892
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 5: Yes, And I'm like, okay, now, I guess I get

893
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 5: the car joke from the fifties.

894
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 4: It was like, it's almost like you bought a ugo

895
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 4: type type of joke from the fifties.

896
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 2: Oh, that's great. And that was that.

897
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 4: They're her house where they shot that scene, and they

898
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 4: actually used the house on that street is right off of.

899
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 2: One of the main streets in town, and.

900
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 4: Right on the corner of that street is Volpi's, the

901
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 4: restaurant we always go to. My family always goes to

902
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 4: that's been there since like the twenties or something. It's

903
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 4: very like, yeah, if you went into like pedalom a city,

904
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 4: it's just kind of very quaint.

905
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 2: It's like the definition of quaints. Yeah. I didn't know

906
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 2: what to expect. I don't. I'm just the word didn't.

907
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 5: I didn't know what I thought I was going to

908
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,479
Speaker 5: announcekirt of San Francisco. I didn't know where I was going.

909
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 5: I didn't realize it was such.

910
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 2: A cool town. You didn't realize the rich history. Oh

911
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: so rich and rich.

912
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 4: There's a skate park also now over by the new Target,

913
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 4: so all the.

914
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 2: Kids get to go skating now you tell me. But

915
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 2: it's like it's for kids. It's a little one. Yeah,

916
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 2: you know, a little dips Yeah, sure, no, there is.

917
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 2: There's little kid parks.

918
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I feel like I shouldn't be going fast.

919
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 2: At them or going to them. Well it's funny because

920
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 2: that is up for debate.

921
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 5: Are you know it's a skate park, but now they're

922
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 5: inhabited by tiny children?

923
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 4: Yeah?

924
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 2: Little scooters, yeah, little babies and helmets. It's like, wait,

925
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 2: this is a skateboard park. I'm skateboard but it's like,

926
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 2: but a little kid playing should have priority?

927
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, but they don't know what they're doing, and they're

928
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 5: gonna run India and get hurt. They're gonna gotta fuck

929
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 5: it up, and you're trying to shred and then you

930
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 5: say I'm sorry, sweetie, and they're like, did you call

931
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 5: me Sweedie?

932
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 2: Who the hell are you? And I'm like that came

933
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 2: out weird. I'm an uncle, so I said that. And

934
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 2: then you say, go skater go home. Yeah locals only,

935
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 2: that's so fat. Yeah. Yeah.

936
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 5: I call him a Barney and a Howie and I

937
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 5: tell him go back to the mainland.

938
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 2: They're like, I don't even waite here. This is California.

939
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 2: I get to go to Hawaii soon. Tomorrow. Tomorrow is

940
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 2: suit You've got to go to Hawaii tomorrow. That's my

941
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 2: surprise reveal. Oh wow, what are you gonna do?

942
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 4: Just it's Adrian's birthday and so a bunch of people

943
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 4: are already over there and they're just chilling out for uh.

944
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 2: I think Adrian is there for like two weeks or something.

945
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 4: So my sister can't go because she has to teach

946
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 4: kindergarteners how to be in school.

947
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 2: So they invited me to go and then I was like, yeah,

948
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: well I can go, of course.

949
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 4: Why have you ever been to Oh yeah, I've been

950
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 4: a handful of times. But this spot is especially fun

951
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 4: because it's it's nice and it's our friend Janet has

952
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 4: actually has a house, so it's like they live in

953
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 4: a neighborhood and you know, it's cool.

954
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 2: Are you going to snorkele?

955
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 4: No? I snorkeled once. I didn't have a great time.

956
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 4: I think what you think it's going to be, it's

957
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 4: not at all. And I love I love swimming in

958
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 4: the ocean. I love being in the ocean. I can

959
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 4: just stand there, float whatever. But the snorkeling thing I

960
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 4: get like if I'm out Like I we went snorkeling

961
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 4: one time and then I was just out in the

962
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,280
Speaker 4: water for a really long time. And then I couldn't

963
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 4: get this the feeling of floating in water out of

964
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 4: my head. I can't really explain it, but it weirded

965
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 4: me out, like it got into my ears or something

966
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 4: like balance wise, Like I felt this weird floating feeling

967
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:34,720
Speaker 4: for like two days.

968
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 5: Well, we all have different I guess equilibriums or whatever.

969
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 5: Like I one time went snorkeling with my brother in

970
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 5: law who's a fireman who teaches water.

971
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 2: Oh, my god.

972
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 5: One time he is he was teaching the other fireman

973
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 5: this water rescue clinic thing. Yeah, and as he was

974
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 5: teaching it, someone was drowning in the river and he

975
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 5: saved them.

976
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 2: No. Yeah, in Spokane, there's a raging river that goes

977
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 2: through this city. I think it was an other fireman

978
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 2: that lost that started drowning and he saved him. During

979
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 2: the class, He's like, well, I guess I mean kind

980
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 2: of like that.

981
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 5: And another time he is doing some water rescue thing,

982
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 5: is in a kayak and a giant fish jumped into

983
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 5: his kayak and he just.

984
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 2: Was holding it like he caught it.

985
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 5: No, Like Mike went fishing and she showed me a

986
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 5: fix my sister and a fish jumped in his kayak.

987
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 2: Love it. It must be a magnetic personality he is.

988
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 5: But he was able to swim thirty feet down and

989
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 5: he played water polo and every he's like a water

990
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 5: person And I would swim down like five feet immediately

991
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,280
Speaker 5: ears plugged up headache.

992
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 2: I thought my head was gonna implode.

993
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he just is able to go all the

994
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 5: way down because he has a better skull or a

995
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 5: better cochlea.

996
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 2: He's done it more a better an villain hammer. He

997
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 2: just has more experience, I guess. So, yeah, with the

998
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 2: hammer of experience is what that man? That's right? And yeah,

999
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 2: it's yeah. I can't remember why I was talking about

1000
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 2: that water resc oh, because we were talking about Hawaii.

1001
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 5: Oh yes, yes, I went to Hawaii a few years

1002
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 5: ago to see a couple of friends that I grew

1003
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 5: up with in Missoula. One of them, she was in

1004
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 5: Los Angeles, and while she was at some party in

1005
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 5: a conversational friendly way, invited Chewye, the little person that

1006
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 5: was a sidekick on Chelsea Lately, to come to Hawaii.

1007
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:40,439
Speaker 5: I arrived and chewy just showed up the next day

1008
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 5: and she was kind of like, yeah, the guy from

1009
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 5: Chelsea Lately is coming, and We're like, what the because

1010
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 5: that show was very much on and there was a

1011
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 5: you know, comics were on panel. That was like a

1012
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 5: huge show at the time. And he showed up. He

1013
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 5: is there all week. He had never swam before.

1014
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 2: Wow. There was a little floaty thing with a little

1015
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 2: window on it, and he laid on it and I

1016
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 2: just like, as we are snarkling, I just kind of

1017
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 2: swam with that. And he had never he had never

1018
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 2: even been in a swimming pool and he was freaking out,

1019
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 2: like I'm swimming, I'm swimming. He was so excited.

1020
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was really cool. I totally bonded with this guy.

1021
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 5: He's the sweetest man ever. He was totally cool. I

1022
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 5: think he thought that maybe there's some going to be

1023
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 5: some romance with my friend's friend.

1024
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 2: And she was like, oh no, I don't think he

1025
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 2: got you that way. And he was like, okay, cool,

1026
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 2: and it was just and then he was just fuf.

1027
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 4: We can only all be that way, right he did

1028
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 4: in the face of rejection.

1029
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 2: Man, he handled that well.

1030
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 4: Could you imagine You're like, well, I'm pretty sure is

1031
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 4: the sure thing I'm going to Hawaii?

1032
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 2: Nope, just a flatinise. It was a tiny ice cube

1033
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 2: and I kind of spit it in my cup and

1034
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 2: it's it launched on the side of my mouth and

1035
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 2: rested on your arm. One time, I was eating a

1036
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: burger onto my arm. I just washed my hands.

1037
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 6: It's not Pete had a burger.

1038
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 5: I was eating a burger at Hanano's and I bit

1039
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 5: into it and there was a pepper in the burger.

1040
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 5: It squirted pepper juice into the man's eye next to me.

1041
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 2: Yes, directly in his eye, and.

1042
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 6: He was like, what the fuck was I basically maced

1043
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 6: him and he was actually mad. He grabbed me and

1044
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh my god, that was such an accident.

1045
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to pepper your eye.

1046
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,240
Speaker 5: And then he ended up being some guy that worked

1047
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:46,240
Speaker 5: at Lapstub and he was totally like a comedy ticketing person.

1048
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 2: Thank God.

1049
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think I've told you this story, but

1050
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 4: I did the same thing. I bit down on a

1051
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 4: cherry tomato when we were I was twelve and we

1052
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 4: were at a dance. We were like at a dance

1053
00:54:56,640 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 4: convention in San Francisco and our my jazz dancing.

1054
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 5: This is when you were in that competitive jazz dance

1055
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 5: trip at the height.

1056
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 4: Of like flash dance popularity. Every every girl took jazz.

1057
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 4: They called it jazz. Sure, sure, And so we went.

1058
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:17,280
Speaker 5: Everyone ended their routine with backwards chair pulling a bucket waters.

1059
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 2: Everyone was a stripper age be damn.

1060
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 4: So we went there and it was like it was

1061
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 4: called the Debree Dance Convention, and you like, you did

1062
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 4: a bunch of routines and then you got picked and

1063
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 4: then if you got like there was a chance you

1064
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 4: could go to Los Angeles.

1065
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 2: It was all this weird, dumb bullshit. I'm sure it

1066
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 2: was a scamp.

1067
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 4: But at the last night they had like a dinner

1068
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 4: for everybody, and so a couple girls there had parents there,

1069
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 4: but most of us did not. And this woman was

1070
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 4: sitting across from me. Of course she was wearing a

1071
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 4: white silk shirt, and of course she was like one

1072
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 4: of the fancy fancy moms or whatever. And I bit

1073
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 4: into a cherry tomato and the cherry tomato innerds squirted

1074
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 4: across the table onto her white silk shirt, and she

1075
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 4: was like.

1076
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.

1077
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 4: And had this reaction like she was in like a

1078
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,720
Speaker 4: Rodney Dangerfield movie, like she's.

1079
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,760
Speaker 2: Like to get this draggling.

1080
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 4: And I was just sitting there with cherry tomato dripping

1081
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 4: down my chin like smiling.

1082
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 2: I just didn't know what to do.

1083
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 4: And it wasn't like I bit into it like a

1084
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, It was just like normal

1085
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 4: salad eating.

1086
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you'd never know because usually chances are

1087
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,200
Speaker 5: it's gonna square it somewhere in your mouth, not out

1088
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 5: of the tiny hole that you maybe left.

1089
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 4: Maybe it was breathing at the same time. I don't

1090
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 4: know what I did wrong. But man, this lady.

1091
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 5: Was ys Hey, someone should have told you this a

1092
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 5: long time ago.

1093
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 2: You did nothing wrong, thank you.

1094
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 4: Somebody should have told me this a long time ago.

1095
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:50,240
Speaker 4: Show business as hell.

1096
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 7: When someone should have told her, that's a long time ago.

1097
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 7: White silk is out, that's staying. I did you a favor, honey,

1098
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 7: all the way November. Now take the white silk out.

1099
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 2: God shot. There was some white silk boxer craze. I

1100
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 2: don't know if it was a craze, but there was

1101
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 2: a year where I had nothing but silk boxers. They

1102
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 2: were on sale to the bond marchhe or some silk

1103
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 2: was a thing for a while, Silk ties for Dad's,

1104
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 2: silk boxers for the boy. But and the white silk

1105
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 2: and they defied gravity. No, I know, I had purple.

1106
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 5: I know it's green anyway, the colors no matter. Okay,

1107
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I the colors no matter.

1108
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 2: It was one hundred percent silk. And I'm trying to

1109
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 2: tell you what silk boxer. Oh my god, they would

1110
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 2: defy grid. They would just climb up my butt. Really yeah.

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00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 5: They as you shimmy and shake, They just hike and

1112
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 5: hike and hike and uh probably the shirts did that too,

1113
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 5: and you did her a favor.

1114
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I did her a favorite.

1115
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 4: The car to about five hundred and fifty dollars is

1116
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 4: roughly the estimate the price.

1117
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 2: To me, that's a lot of dance troupe winnings. That's

1118
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 2: a are you out of town? Hello? That person.

1119
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 5: I had a look on my face that was angry,

1120
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 5: but it was just one of sheer amazement I was.

1121
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 2: I was literally going.

1122
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 4: What.

1123
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 2: You just got tomato on my silk? That? See? We're

1124
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 2: all keyed up for the end.

1125
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 5: Oh, look at this, this is great. What is Team Mobius?

1126
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 5: Is that your old dance troupe?

1127
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 2: Karen's parking curb says Team Mobius, and that needs to

1128
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 2: be painted. Do you need me to come over with stencils?

1129
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 2: Would you please? The miz killed gas? Would you make

1130
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 2: it into Team Modius? Just slightly changed? Yeah, just ver

1131
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 2: so slightly. Well, one day we'll know what that means. Now,

1132
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 2: and they get to the it's the tea that was

1133
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 2: here several teams ago.

1134
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 5: Well, listen, I don't know that the caffeine ever kicked in.

1135
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 5: I know there's a couple times during this podcast where

1136
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,959
Speaker 5: I ran blank and then I'd stop and say why

1137
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 5: am I talking about this?

1138
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 2: And there? But I still think this was a great episode. No,

1139
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 2: I did to look.

1140
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 4: No one's coming here looking for consistency topics to be

1141
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:28,440
Speaker 4: deeply explored us to not repeat ourselves a bunch of times.

1142
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 2: No, they can't be at this point. We're in year five.

1143
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 4: We're the ones setting this tone of total random car talk.

1144
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's nothing else.

1145
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 4: If you've come here for more, for history, lessons or

1146
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 4: advice or anything, this.

1147
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 2: Is worthwhile at all. It's not happening. We should say

1148
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 2: this right at the top.

1149
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 4: We should give that to me. Stephen, can you cut

1150
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 4: and paste this to the top? Stephen, you're like Clippy?

1151
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 4: Can you cut and paste this?

1152
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 2: Comes now? Clippy is the editing mascot. Who's Clippy? We

1153
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 2: both have very similar eyes. Yes you do. And doesn't

1154
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 2: clippys have a mustage too? I will, we will give

1155
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 2: him a mustache. Blink link. We've done everything we can do.

1156
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 2: That's we've done it all.

1157
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 5: I'm good that being said our last episode. I listened

1158
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 5: to it, and god, we really are funny.

1159
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 2: Oh did it work out good?

1160
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1161
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 2: Your god?

1162
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 5: Back and forth tag, you say a thing, you set

1163
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 5: it up, knock them down. I set up you knock

1164
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 5: him down. Back and forth, non stop. Poignant things were said.

1165
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 5: We did give advice, We had good story. The question

1166
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 5: spawned of new stories. Oh I knocking around in there.

1167
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 5: I don't have to repeat myself.

1168
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 2: No, no, We've got plenty to talk about, you know.

1169
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 4: Then, thank you, guys, listeners and people who wrote in,

1170
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 4: wrote in, who tweeted or instagram.

1171
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 5: Those who talked got pulled out their feather quill and

1172
01:00:58,600 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 5: penned us a nice world.

1173
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 2: Thank you plicking that stamp and sending it to our

1174
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 2: box and sealing it with wax. Yes, with a little

1175
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 2: uh the secret? What is that with the book? The secret? Yes?

1176
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you you.

1177
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 4: You visualized us into existence and we appreciate it.

1178
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 2: And so yeah, I appreciate it. We appreciate it so much.

1179
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

1180
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 4: I don't like when people do that, and I no, no, no, please.

1181
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 4: You're always welcome to do whatever. Observe you know that

1182
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 4: we will definitely shar getting guests again. It's just sometimes

1183
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 4: I can't be bothered to do it right.

1184
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 2: You just can't. No, I understand. Billy WAYN Davis is

1185
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 2: coming on this podcast.

1186
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 5: We have been ever, no one has been more promoted

1187
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 5: than Billy bw D.

1188
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 4: And he's the funniest and a great He won't be

1189
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 4: able to live up to the hype because now it's

1190
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 4: like it's like a four episode promo sweep that no

1191
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 4: one's ever gotten before.

1192
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 2: But it's going to be great.

1193
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 5: Maybe next time, maybe if it works out. I apologize

1194
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 5: for my horsey laugh.

1195
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 4: I apologize for my uh at this point, kind of

1196
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 4: bad driving, Stephen, what are you sad for?

1197
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 2: Sorry for? I'm sorry for us making all those people

1198
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 2: uncomfortable in the crosswater? Okay, man, me too. Apology accepted.

1199
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do you need a ride? D

1200
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 2: y n ar? I leave you wanna way back?

1201
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 3: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how

1202
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 3: much baggage you give us time and turning on engage.

1203
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 2: We want to send you up inside. We want to

1204
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 2: welcome you back home.

1205
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.

1206
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine? Melbourne? Do you need

1207
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

1208
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

1209
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

1210
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need with Karen and Chris