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Speaker 1: By the way, as you well know, as you all

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Speaker 1: well know, I have a theory that I could I

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Speaker 1: could reason with a bear. Yes, I absolutely believe that

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Speaker 1: I could reason with many wild animals. And this whole thing,

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Speaker 1: of course, is it's it's a bigger issue the fact

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Speaker 1: that the women would choose the wild animal over a

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Speaker 1: random man. That's extremely concerning for society. However, as you

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Speaker 1: well know, with the exception of a snake, reptiles in general,

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Speaker 1: spiders and insects, with the exception of that, I believe

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Speaker 1: that I could reason with a wild animal in the

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Speaker 1: event of a of finding myself in peril. I love

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Speaker 1: to see it. I believe that I have a connection

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Speaker 1: with animals that is on parallel. I believe that maybe

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Speaker 1: in a previous life I was an animal, because you know,

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Speaker 1: i'd look, I hear it all the time. You know, Oh,

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Speaker 1: my dog doesn't like people, dog likes me?

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Speaker 2: Is fine?

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Speaker 1: Oh my, you know, my so and so doesn't like people,

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Speaker 1: no problem with me.

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, you're comparing a dog, yeah, to a domestic animal.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: This kind of made me feel the same.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it was the status quote I read

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Speaker 3: was if a bear attacked me at least people would

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Speaker 3: believe me.

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Speaker 2: Oh I hate it, but yeah, no, bears seem cute.

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Speaker 2: If you don't have food, maybe you could reason you

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Speaker 2: are the food. Some of them sticks.

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Speaker 1: I don't have no Yeah no, I feel like I

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Speaker 1: really feel like if it came down to it, I

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Speaker 1: like this isn't going to taste good, and like you know,

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Speaker 1: of all the different organs that you'd want to eat

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Speaker 1: like this, these have been around, like you don't want it.

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Speaker 2: But the colors of them is what's hard for me

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Speaker 2: to remember.

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Speaker 3: Because different colors of bears you're supposed to do different things. Brown,

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Speaker 3: you lay down, Oh you know it. Black, I think

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Speaker 3: you're I forgot. I mean brown is the scary one.

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Speaker 3: The brown bear.

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Speaker 2: Brownie laid down. You're supposed to I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I feel like dogs though, I feel like I'm not

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Speaker 1: scared of any dog for some reason same I have

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Speaker 1: no fear of dogs, which is nuts. I think that

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Speaker 1: this is the adit like, even if I'm wrong, this

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Speaker 1: is which I'm not. This is the attitude that you

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Speaker 1: need to have, uh, you know, when approaching an animal

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Speaker 1: because they can sense fear they can sense, you know, insecurity,

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Speaker 1: and so honestly, what are my choices? Like I'm let's

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Speaker 1: just say I'm out in the forest because you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm always I'm constantly out and a tiger, a tiger

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Speaker 1: comes up to me, and it's like, okay, what's up?

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Speaker 2: You know? What are my choices? I can either go.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna You're just gonna eat me, or I can go, hey, look,

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Speaker 1: let's let's let's chat about it for a second, like

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Speaker 1: let's let's let's vibe check here a little bit, like

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Speaker 1: let's assess is this worth it?

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Speaker 2: You know, really?

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Speaker 1: And ultimately, if I get eaten, well then I got eaten, right,

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Speaker 1: well then it is. But like, but maybe, just maybe

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Speaker 1: I'm able to thwart the whole situation with my confidence.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, from the kid that got chased by a ducky.

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Speaker 2: He didn't get me. Okay, let's me and me. I

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Speaker 2: have one more thing. Birds.

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Speaker 1: I also cannot negotiate with the bird. I think birds

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Speaker 1: fall into the reptile category. I gotta be all lucky

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Speaker 1: in the eye, which they say you should never do.

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Speaker 1: But I gotta be a look in the eye. And

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Speaker 1: I got to be able to feel like I can

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Speaker 1: have a conversation. I can converse with you. I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: I've dealt with I've dealt with the wildest of dogs,

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Speaker 1: rescue dogs. I've dealt with the wildest of pigs. A

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Speaker 1: wild pig loved me, George. I just got a picture

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Speaker 1: George recently. He's like four hundred pounds. Now he's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a thousand pounds, A thousand pounds, a thousand George,

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Speaker 1: of the rescue pig.

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Speaker 2: You're wearing the shirt right now. I got my shirt

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Speaker 2: of flying pig. We got friends at the zoo. Let's

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Speaker 2: set this up, Fred, No, I don't think we need

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Speaker 2: to do. I don't think I get down black fight back.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about.

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Speaker 3: You.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know about domesticated Like the zoo is

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Speaker 1: a that's a different category.

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Speaker 2: Now. Maybe they're more used to people. Maybe they're not.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I'm talking about wild encounter. Now,

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Speaker 1: you might argue. You might argue, well, the animals in

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Speaker 1: the zoo that have dealt with people might be less

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Speaker 1: likely to eat you because it dealt with people. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. I'm just that I don't know

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Speaker 1: about all that. I'm just saying to you, I'm out

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Speaker 1: in the forest. I'm just walking around like I always do,

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Speaker 1: my flirty walk with nature. I'm out here and hello bear, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and here comes a lion, right I go. Bro, you

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Speaker 1: are beautiful man, like you are a beautiful animal.

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Speaker 2: I really respect you. I like you a lot.

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Speaker 1: I realized I'm in your hood right now, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just going to turn and go back to where I'm

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Speaker 1: from and like, let's just I'm really sorry about this.

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Speaker 2: I agree with the lion. They're just a big cat.

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Speaker 2: I could deal with the lion.

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Speaker 1: The only exception, there's an asterisk to this, further asterisks.

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Speaker 1: If I were to stumble upon a mother and her babies.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's over, I'm gonna die.

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Speaker 2: Well, don't touch the baby.

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Speaker 1: No, I would never, but I'm just saying that would

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Speaker 1: be a terrible accident. That would be that would be

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Speaker 1: just a no, because I understand that because the mom's

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Speaker 1: going to defend babies, like mom's going to like, you know,

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Speaker 1: natural protective mode, you know, Oh, let's go.

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Speaker 3: This is this is this is the Jake Paul Mike

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Speaker 3: Dyson find I need to see No, this is no.

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Speaker 1: You guys, you guys I absolutely in my heart and

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Speaker 1: brain believe this to be.

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Speaker 2: If I get eaten.

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Speaker 1: If I get eaten, got eaten. But you can always

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Speaker 1: know that I tried to reason with him or her.

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Speaker 2: I tried