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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping families celebrate Thanksgiving more

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Speaker 1: patriotically this year.

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Speaker 2: With kaboom butter balls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, red white and blue turkey stuffed with live.

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Speaker 2: Fireworks sounds on Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, only woosy countries cook their birds in an oven.

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Speaker 2: Real Americans cooked.

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Speaker 1: By stuffing that poultry full of M eighty thunderbombs and

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Speaker 1: nitro blitz.

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Speaker 2: Gery rocket shells. You know it's cooked.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say it, but that's it'll lead to some

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Speaker 3: real dry meat.

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Speaker 2: That's right, we like it dry. Explode into the holidays.

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Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other slob gobblers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Bottropolis.

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Speaker 2: Am I yelling?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: All right? This first one not about Tropolis.

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Speaker 1: People have done pranks where they mess around with phone

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Speaker 1: scammers to waste their time, which can be fun. The

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Speaker 1: problem is it still wastes your time to do that, and.

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Speaker 2: Nobody got time show right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't waste our time if we get paid for.

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Speaker 2: It, but AI may change that.

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Speaker 1: A company in the UK has created an AI grandmother

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Speaker 1: bought just to talk to phone scammers and waste their time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, finally AI for a cause. Let's meet Daisy.

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Speaker 1: Hello, scammers, I'm your worst nightmare. I'm an AI created

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Speaker 1: by O two to waste phone scammers time mimics an

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Speaker 1: older lady who goes scammers into meandering, fruitless conversation.

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Speaker 3: She does, and she talks the right cadence.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so slow, almost too slow. Yeah, here's a sample

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Speaker 2: of a few calls. Daisy's already had.

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Speaker 1: So w is, then adult.

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Speaker 3: Tree, dns W and then DoD I think your profession

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Speaker 3: is bothering people, right.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to have a little chat.

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Speaker 3: Hour for the love of gosh, how time flies.

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Speaker 1: It's showing me a picture of my cat, Fluffy.

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Speaker 3: It's showing you the picture of your card Fluffy.

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Speaker 2: Just stop calling me, did you stupid?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So good.

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Speaker 3: And she's so real, like she can't figure out how

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Speaker 3: to put w w W if you even don't need it.

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Speaker 2: She's literally my mom showing cats.

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Speaker 1: If the scammer is able to hang on long enough

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Speaker 1: to insist on getting personal information like bank details, Daisy

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Speaker 1: will make up totally fake information.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 3: Let's make sure that Daisy doesn't accidentally give one of ours.

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Speaker 1: It isn't something you can buy yet. The company that

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Speaker 1: creates it is a mobile phone operator in the UK,

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Speaker 1: and they put numbers leading to Daisy on a lot

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Speaker 1: of lists that scammers.

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Speaker 2: Use for leash cool.

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Speaker 1: So hopefully the idea takes off and comes over to America.

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Speaker 3: Those scammers are going to be calling each other, Oh man,

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Speaker 3: I got daisied today.

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Speaker 2: This next lags. The story is out of Portugal.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than being a forgetful drug dealer, and

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Speaker 1: thirty year old Jordan mccourtynit knows that all too well.

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Speaker 1: He and his drug dealing partner, twenty eight year old

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Speaker 1: Harley Hall, made the oopsies of their life when they

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Speaker 1: left their two giant bags full of drugs accidentally on

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Speaker 1: the train.

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Speaker 3: Whoops. I don't know why the phrase bags of drugs always.

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Speaker 1: Makes me laugh.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Visual Repair realized this as soon as they deborded and

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Speaker 1: watched the train pull away each other. They attempted to

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Speaker 1: chase after it down the tracks, but shocker, the train

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Speaker 1: was faster than them. Las things should happen to stupid people.

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Speaker 2: Keep happening to me.

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Speaker 1: After that, they talked about it and came up with

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Speaker 1: a brilliant idea to call nine one one for help.

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Speaker 3: Help the trucks.

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Speaker 1: Now, much to their relief, police had already found the bags,

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Speaker 1: and Jordan and Harley were told.

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Speaker 2: All they had to do was come down to the

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Speaker 2: station to pick them up. Oh god, so easy, give

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Speaker 2: me back to us. Police are so friendly.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys realize this, but if

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Speaker 1: we don't come back to our drug dealer with these,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get Thank.

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Speaker 2: You so much.

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Speaker 1: So they went to the station to collect their bags

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Speaker 1: of drugs, okay, and that's when they were promptly arrested.

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Speaker 3: That coming God, I can't even get an honesty answer

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Speaker 3: from a police officer.

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Speaker 1: Both pleaded guilty to a myriad of drug related charges

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Speaker 1: and have been sentenced to six years and three months

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Speaker 1: behind bars.

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Speaker 2: A lot of drugs should have ran faster after that train.

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Speaker 2: This the next.

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Speaker 1: Laser stories out of Kluctopia. There's a company called homesick

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Speaker 1: dot com that's a website that sells various scented candles

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Speaker 1: that are supposed to remind you of specific places like

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Speaker 1: states or cities or countries where.

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Speaker 2: You grew up.

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Speaker 3: I'm really homesick lately.

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Speaker 1: And they just announced a full sensory collab ready to

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Speaker 1: make your holiday set up.

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Speaker 2: The ultimate fried chicken.

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Speaker 1: Flex Oh chicken, of course, this is working with KFC.

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Speaker 1: Leading the charge is the bucket of Chicken candle.

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Speaker 2: People, and it's actually pretty cute.

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Speaker 1: Just imagine KFC's original recipe wafting through your house.

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Speaker 3: See, the smell of fried chicken is so good you

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Speaker 3: can smell a KFC from two blocks away.

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Speaker 1: It's an aroma that turns any room into a communal space,

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Speaker 1: hopefully with enough bathrooms for all.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so disappointed when you don't find out there's any

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Speaker 3: actual chicken.

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Speaker 2: May you light the candle while you cook?

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Speaker 3: It'll make people think your food taste better. You know

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Speaker 3: that's an Alexis hacket.

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Speaker 2: You're chicken.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now, if you're more of a biscuit person, respect the

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Speaker 1: buttery biscuit candle has you covered with its golden honey,

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Speaker 1: caramel and buttermilk tones.

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Speaker 2: Want to eat right now? I want scription now. You

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Speaker 2: cannot eat the candles.

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Speaker 1: It's important to remember, but cozy bakery vibes are guaranteed.

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Speaker 1: They are also releasing a product called the Bucket of

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Speaker 1: Chicken Carfreshener. Dude, so your commute just got a whole

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Speaker 1: lot tastier.

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Speaker 3: Hey, listen, all you gotta do is leave an old

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Speaker 3: to go back in the back for a couple of

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Speaker 3: days the same thing.

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Speaker 1: So whether it's for friends giving secret standa or that

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Speaker 1: one friend who dreams in crispy drumsticks, these gifts are

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Speaker 1: not going to be around for very long. You can

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Speaker 1: find the link on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: This next Laser stories out of Merry Swift Muss.

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Speaker 3: Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 1: If you need ideas of want to get the Swifty

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Speaker 1: in your life this Christmas, Taylor Swift got you covered.

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Speaker 1: She does because she just released a holiday collection that

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Speaker 1: includes ornaments, sweaters, accessories, and home decor. But the item

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Speaker 1: that's getting the most press is a table runner inspired

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Speaker 1: by her song Tolerated, and it has the lyrics lay the.

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Speaker 2: Table with the fancy stuff. Oh except yeah doesn't.

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Speaker 3: Say stuff yep edgy, Taylor's so edgy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. There's also a multi colored gemstone ring that swifties

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Speaker 1: think is a clue about her next Taylor's version release

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Speaker 1: album You don't.

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Speaker 3: Think it's a clue. I mean, come on, I was

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Speaker 3: just talking about this. Travis Kelce is such a typical

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Speaker 3: guy that would propose on New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, doesn't he read is that guy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It could be.

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Speaker 1: But if it is a hint about her album, that

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Speaker 1: would mean the anticipated self titled one that she's been

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Speaker 1: hinting at could be coming soon.

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Speaker 2: At this point though it's pure speculation. Ah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Her fans are kind of always right.

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Speaker 1: Also, another juicy rumor, one of our own might be

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Speaker 1: collabing with Taylor for his special remix single called flow

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Speaker 1: It Off.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I can hear him walk into it right now.

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Speaker 1: And that's how means Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 1: end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday, Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning