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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Money

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Speaker 1: from Strangers Jeff Dae June nineteenth through the twenty first.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot com or call

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Speaker 1: four two five two eight nine seven thousand on the

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Speaker 1: twenty I'm moving five. Hello, this is Casey Ryback. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from wireless. I was looking for an Anthony. This

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Speaker 1: is Anthony, Anthony, how are you. I'm calling today about

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Speaker 1: an outstanding bill that's in your name. I'm just looking

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Speaker 1: to collect payment. I'm sorry, UM, this is in regards

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Speaker 1: to the phone number two oh six nine eight four.

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Speaker 1: Was that a phone number that you had under your name?

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Speaker 1: That's that's a that's a you're talking about a number

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Speaker 1: that I shared with Max girlfriend. I that's her phone number, right, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well name on there is Jasmine right, correct, it is.

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Speaker 1: And we actually spoke with Jazz about this and she

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Speaker 1: informed us that you're the one that owes money on

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Speaker 1: this account. She told you that I was the one

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Speaker 1: responsible paying for it. Well she said that, Well believe

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Speaker 1: this groach, Like every every little thing I gotta, I

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Speaker 1: gotta pay for her even though she's the one using it.

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Speaker 1: I don't even dat her anymore, and she's the one

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Speaker 1: making me pay her bill. Okay, Well I talk to

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Speaker 1: her myself, and she's really quite a pleasure to talk to. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course she is. She's trying to get out of

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Speaker 1: a bill. She told me all about your relationship and

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Speaker 1: all the breakup stuff. Really interesting story. Well why is

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Speaker 1: she talking to you about our breakup? Why would you

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Speaker 1: even be I don't understand why you're talking to her

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Speaker 1: about that in my line of work, and do your job.

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Speaker 1: In my line of work, I talked to people and

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Speaker 1: I hear lots of stories. She was just sharing with

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Speaker 1: me about how you weren't very good to her. You

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Speaker 1: kind of took her for granted, and you were sort

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Speaker 1: of a jerk about things. Are you Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Why are you talking to me about my relationship? You're

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Speaker 1: a collection guy, had a phone office, and you're talking

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Speaker 1: to me about how me and my girlfriend were together. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you that because that's why I say that

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Speaker 1: you probably owe this money. Hi. Way, I'm the one

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Speaker 1: that got her to phone in the first place, because

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Speaker 1: she wanted yeah, all right, product, so she should pay

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Speaker 1: the money. I don't said how uninvolved in this. She said,

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Speaker 1: you'd be manipulative to me about her phone bill? How

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Speaker 1: am I the woe manipulating the situation because you're trying

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Speaker 1: to put it back on her like you always did

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Speaker 1: right in every argument. Are you seriously lecturing to me

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Speaker 1: on my relationship with my ex girlfriend, who I'm no

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Speaker 1: longer with. I just know from you that together is

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Speaker 1: because she was not the other way around. I just

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Speaker 1: know from talking to her. Okay that you this is

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Speaker 1: what you do. This is what you do, Anthony. You

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Speaker 1: know what. Let me talk to your manager. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm trying to collect payment. No, don't be sorry.

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Speaker 1: Get your manager on the phone, because honestly, you're the

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Speaker 1: most unprofessional I've ever talked to my entire life. Look,

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Speaker 1: I may have gotten a little too wrapped up in

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Speaker 1: your breakup, and I may have flew off the handle

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Speaker 1: a little bit, but you can understand why. I mean

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Speaker 1: the things that she told me about how you never

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Speaker 1: cared and you just took her for granted. I mean

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Speaker 1: you never cared. I never took her for granted. I

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Speaker 1: bought her a werry and I should not be having

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Speaker 1: to explain myself to a guy I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: And here we go. Here we go with the blame game.

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Speaker 1: She told me about that too. It's never your fault, right,

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Speaker 1: it's always everybody else's fault. In a relationship, you need

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Speaker 1: to be able to admit that you're wrong sometimes. What

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Speaker 1: are you, doctor, Phil the cell phone? No, I'm just

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Speaker 1: a guy that cares about Jasmine's feelings. So, wow, you

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Speaker 1: don't date her, Bill, I'd love to if she would

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Speaker 1: date a guy from the cell phone company, I would

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Speaker 1: love to. I thought about asking her out, but that

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Speaker 1: would be unprofessional, so I didn't. Oh that for calling

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Speaker 1: me up and pulling me a douche bag about some

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Speaker 1: that nothing they really do with me except I was

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Speaker 1: being a nice and there you go again. There you

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Speaker 1: go again, not really listening. You're not even really listening.

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Speaker 1: She told me you wouldn't listen. She said, you never

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Speaker 1: listened to her. Seriously, Like, who is this right now?

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Speaker 1: Because I just didn't got be one of her friends

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Speaker 1: for me at this point. No, it's not one of

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Speaker 1: her friends with you. It's actually Jewel from brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Are you serious? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your buddy Andre set you up. Actually

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Speaker 1: wait what He told us all about Jasmine and said

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Speaker 1: you would fly off the handle if I even brought

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Speaker 1: up her name. So I just thought it was crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why is the phone guy? Tell me? How?

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Speaker 1: There you go? Not even listening. You're not listening again, Anthony,

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Speaker 1: you wake up every morning with laps on the twenty five.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind return her now, just pictis made a

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Speaker 1: while into the big fishes upon no more? You know

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Speaker 1: what defeating not So why you're gonna do when the

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Speaker 1: world don't up? I find you ain't a far